Jessica: >Rich >Has and knows how to use guns >Diligent worker >Aware of her faults, legitimately tries to overcome them >Great at just about anything she has to do, but is humble enough not to brag about it >100% protecc material, even if she'll probably end up protecting you more She's the purest waifu in the roster. I have no regrets.
She's not so much aware of her faults as she believes she has faults she doesn't have. Her only fault is a lack of confidence and she blames herself when things go wrong.
@@alexlam4455 Did so on guest account, but now on my new account, I've got it binded to Facebook and have Weedy with Thorns. Jessica still great though. Most 4☆ still best for most levels if you don't have 5☆ or 6☆.
@@DarkBlqze77777 thats why i liked to get Exusiai for the first place since the vector was my favorite firearm (and maybe because of a certain "vector"from another game)
@@taufikhidayatullah3221 bro being seen as family would probably make me feel happier than as a love interest or best friend, and idk why. Mostima is just perfect
Texas is an example of a jack of all trades DONE RIGHT! Not the best at anything but damn close to it. Plus the only thing that outclasses Texas is Saga. A 6 Star… And Texas can be acquired by everyone…
Blue Poison and Siege are my favourites :) Blue Poison's voicelines if you have her as your assistant are just so wholesome She finds you a blanket if you're afk for too long, out of fear that you'll catch a cold, her cooking looks horrible, but tastes amazing, she wants to see you in cuter clothes, she's just so wholesome man ;-; and siege well, i am a simple man.
@@demonkingsparda actually, a comically large spoon would result in a smaller amount of ice cream than a regular spoon you get considering how an average ice cream's size is
I have to agree though, Mostima voice lines are special... And I'm really glad she opened up at the end when her trust level has reached 200%. I enjoy her presence, always will...
After a long week of school work I am alive. Thank you for your comments! Working on part 2 right now, see you soon :) Edit: Some of y'all wanted the sauce so if you look in the description there is a wall of sauce
@@wianchy there’s a difference between a girl with cat ears and a tail and a cat from the Star Fox or Sly Cooper universe. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just how it is.
"When u're closest to Death is when u feel the most alive" Basically why W my favorite, also cool eyes and overall badass. Prob is an advocate of true gender equality as well (D12 charges rated E for everyone), so kazuma approved
"She might blow you up one day, but you're willing to take the risk" Depending on what kind of blow, will present a different roster of risks, but goddamn am I willing to take all of them.
Frostleaf - You're an introvert and like someone who shares your pace. Matoimaru - You are terrified that she will accidentally crush you in an overeager hug, but those are risks you're willing to face.
Matoimaru - also you probably picked her because she sounds almost exactly like Mordred from Fate. The fact that she has a different voice actress blew your mind.
Pramanix, you want that good girl but are also not afraid of all the family drama that comes with it. Despite that, you also are ready to make a family...especially at the request of continuing the bloodline.
Yeah I started playing right before the Gavial event so I'm pretty new, so I still haven't decided a waifu yet, but I'm heavily leaning towards Blaze, since she's the one that answered my call when I was pulling for Surtr. Man I really wanted Surtr.
Im just casually watching a cultured man speaking facts while showing some waifus from a game that i never played before. Bag pipe seems like a great name for a wife.
Before playing AK, I saw Amiya and thought - man, that's a cool waifu design. After finally deciding to check ou the game itself, within 5 minutes she was re-assigned from "waifu" to "kid".
Angelina: greets you at morning and makes you extra strong coffee to start off the day. Loves 90's - 2000's styled citypop. Also my first guaranteed 6* and love from first sight. Even if she was a magicarp for a starter to be able to utilize her. And that BoC skin!
I saw Eunectes art, installed and started playing the game and the next moment im whaling for her before i even finished chapter 2. My first E2 and i insist on using her always. *i like eunectes*
I consider it a blessing from the skies. I always played the tank in every game/MMO I set my interest to, even at the young age of 8 years old. This crazy obsession of depicting myself as an impenetrable wall that does crazy damage had led me to scream in excitement when playing the game when It first came out, my first ever characters were Hoshiguma, followed by Skadi.
You're right about one thing...Amiya is indeed my daughter and I would eat glass if it meant she was safe. I once picked a different operator for my assistant and not even five minutes later put Amiya back because I felt bad. Her 'Okaeri, Dokutah' is always met with a 'Taidama' from me.
I'm a sucker for white hair and red eyes. The pure chaotic aura emanating from W really do be making me act up. Although you forgot the greatest waifu of them all: Ansel
The thing about Mostima is that, she's very relatable to a certain someone I knew. My dumbass naive self few years ago dropped the ball due to envy and differences. She has a good sense on her shoulders and definitely one I'd gravitate to. But both of us had a different focus in life and.... yeah. Pressing 'F' for myself. Sidenote; Currently on hiatus but I do have Mostima in my party thankfully. I tagged her as my assistant. And gawd those Two Key Staves are OP as hell.
Hoshi seems like that friend/significant other that'll beat up anyone that lays a finger on you, even if you're more than capable of defending yourself.
"without actually possibly wanting to kill you" heh wouldn't be so sure about that. She mentions killing all of texas' friends in one of her voice lines, and you're one of texas' friends.
In all honesty, i see Saga more like that cute girl i have to protect at all cost, she is pure and innocent, even her skills don't directly kill. For me Blaze is the top waifu, cute but strong with lot of issues she carries from past :D
(Shows W) "You dont mind she is crazy."
Nah, you dont get it. *Its part of the charm*
i mean, a girl's gotta be crazy to think im worth it
haha i am not sad actually
beehunter best waifu
@@TheRyderShotgunn *Yes*
that's the best part
Its the same logic behind Specter
I also like her since she's also Nino's VA
Jessica:
>Rich
>Has and knows how to use guns
>Diligent worker
>Aware of her faults, legitimately tries to overcome them
>Great at just about anything she has to do, but is humble enough not to brag about it
>100% protecc material, even if she'll probably end up protecting you more
She's the purest waifu in the roster. I have no regrets.
She's not so much aware of her faults as she believes she has faults she doesn't have. Her only fault is a lack of confidence and she blames herself when things go wrong.
One day she will use MG42
absolute true, This is the sole reason I fully maxed her out (well 1 more for the last s2 m3 very soon)
@@alexlam4455 Did so on guest account, but now on my new account, I've got it binded to Facebook and have Weedy with Thorns. Jessica still great though. Most 4☆ still best for most levels if you don't have 5☆ or 6☆.
The first thing mf said rich don't trust him fellow docktha
"She might blow you up one day"
*I don't see any drawbacks in that*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*No worse than My life*
YOLO
worth it
pfp checks out
Texas you say?
Your gonna have to compete with exusiai, sora, lapland, the entire fanbase
Everyone and their moms loves Texas
@@RQCT_ch the entire company even
And so, the Texas harem grows further...
I cant wait for the flashback where its revealed that Theresa and Theresis only fought because of Texas
No wonder that she used to smoke...
None of them are my Waifus and still almost everything applies to me, keep up the good content my Guy!
Also I love your voice, no homo
@@QaiserMLG bro you are making me blush
@@QaiserMLG *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*
Still waiting for your ex wife to reconsider?
I just love Red
"You're into girls that are taller than you."
yes. Im 173cm tall.
that's quite big
I am 186cm tall. So it's okay.
I am a midget compared to Hoshi considering I'm essentially as tall as Chen.
Im 147.... Im completely a child when standing next to hoshi or maybe every 170+ cm operators
*Laughs in Dutch*
"You probably did some weird ice cream ritual"
HE KNOWS I MADE A PENTAGRAM WITH POPSICLE STICKS
Transmutation Circle?
And don't forget the Hagan Daaz
The Skadi one was really accurate lol
One of the reasons I started playing, I MAY or MAY NOT have spent money to get her
I never nodded harder in my life of all my gacha protagonist life
Based and coompilled
@@RQCT_ch I still don't have the Whale even after I whaled for a pot 2 w, not even a single weedy either
Kyaaa... Skadi :3
0:56 doesn't matter if Mostima friend zoned me..
At least, at least....
*Crying
*pats his back*don't worry bro sometimes anyone would do this the same unlike me
Yo! Frostbyte
Waifu is Siege. Strong, attractive, and probably royalty
My first 6 star! I like her too
YES A MAN OF CULTURE!!!!
Also probably an Artoria simp.
@@shinigamiryan5837 If we're talking Fate series, I prefer her daughter. Tomboys are superior
@@PunkDisciple23 *Saber face simp
Siege - You're cheating on Grand Order with Arknights, but she makes you feel better about it.
Oh shit oh fuck
Dont tell tamamo or im dead
Excalibonkkkkk
It really doesn't help that Saber Alter is my main on FGO and Siege ended up being my first 6 star...I just tell myself that she followed me over.
3:03 Chendroshee lol(the biggest bp simp)
As an Exusiai enthusiast, it is accurate that I wanted a fun and enjoyable girl. Now I obsessed with apple pie more than before thanks to her.
Is it *Delicious*
Same, but not only dat..
Everyone's Love Kriss Vector.. Hehe..
(Not Everyone tho. But alot :v)
@@DarkBlqze77777 thats why i liked to get Exusiai for the first place since the vector was my favorite firearm (and maybe because of a certain "vector"from another game)
I like to nail her hand
That Blaze part is true. A girlfriend and bestfriend is great.
Tomboy GF saikou
A homie and your waifu
i love Mostima and you're right.
she doesn't have to be my waifu or gf, being close to her is more than a reward itself.
Isn't it implied in her voice lines that she loves the doc' tho?
@@saintgeekSG we can interpret it that way. It also could mean close friendship or familyness.
@@taufikhidayatullah3221 bro being seen as family would probably make me feel happier than as a love interest or best friend, and idk why. Mostima is just perfect
As the average Texas enthusiast, we do not condone the usage of the word "Basic". We prefer the term "Reliable"
Texas is an example of a jack of all trades DONE RIGHT! Not the best at anything but damn close to it. Plus the only thing that outclasses Texas is Saga. A 6 Star… And Texas can be acquired by everyone…
Blue Poison and Siege are my favourites :)
Blue Poison's voicelines if you have her as your assistant are just so wholesome
She finds you a blanket if you're afk for too long, out of fear that you'll catch a cold, her cooking looks horrible, but tastes amazing, she wants to see you in cuter clothes, she's just so wholesome man ;-;
and siege
well, i am a simple man.
Blaze and schwarz are 100% accurate.
Surtr tho I want to feed her ice cream, all the ice cream she wants!
She deserves all the ice cream she wants
@@RQCT_ch Even if she just wants a spoonful, she can have it.
@@SimplyDuker she'll say just a spoonful, but then pull out a comically large spoon
@@demonkingsparda that's the point
@@demonkingsparda actually, a comically large spoon would result in a smaller amount of ice cream than a regular spoon you get considering how an average ice cream's size is
I have to agree though, Mostima voice lines are special... And I'm really glad she opened up at the end when her trust level has reached 200%. I enjoy her presence, always will...
You're right about 1 thing. Mostima. Is. Wholesome.
After a long week of school work I am alive. Thank you for your comments!
Working on part 2 right now, see you soon :)
Edit: Some of y'all wanted the sauce so if you look in the description there is a wall of sauce
Was about to say! LMAO. Last one was gold.
Havent played the game since the existance. I dont know any of these. 1:22 oh i got her. still am taller than her.
Hey, can we get W image link?
"You will whale for whale if you had the money"
I crossed that bridge long ago max pot Skadi day 1
'If Skadi is your waifu'
I did not expect to be called out so thoroughly like this.
I've used Utage before I knew about her summer skin, its just an extra bonus. Watching her solo bosses never gets old.
Wait, but Chendroshee was exiled from Blue Poison club by the council: for shitposting about Redo of the healer.
ah yes, the coup d'etat of the Blue Poison Cult
Wait what
what
what post, when, how?
@@black_pantheon the ones in her "community" tab on her channel. Somewhere around late January- early February.
@@darik1107 thanks man
Mudrock: you are not a masochist, youre just merely testing the limits in cbt
Or getting bonked in the face
*The Highest honor is to be blown up by W and have Nino's VA say it! You can't change my mind*
Guys what about Waai Fu, her name is literally waifu how can you not-
bc furry
@@Internextion aren't they all though? Isn't that the point?
ahh yes, the negotiator
@@wianchy there’s a difference between a girl with cat ears and a tail and a cat from the Star Fox or Sly Cooper universe. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just how it is.
@@wianchy
You’re not wrong there, but there is a line to once’s preference in the “furry chart”
"When u're closest to Death is when u feel the most alive" Basically why W my favorite, also cool eyes and overall badass. Prob is an advocate of true gender equality as well (D12 charges rated E for everyone), so kazuma approved
Oh well hi there 116...
@@codeno.071 Well met 117, fancy seeing u here heheh
@@oblivious116 you too 116, what a coincidence i never thought id see one of my "kinds" here
@@codeno.071 the world's a small place this one, I actually with 106 and 115 a few times before, I wonder how they are doing lol
@@oblivious116 oh well lucky you cuz your the first one ove met so far (one of our kin)
1:50 I'll never get tired of her yelling this 😂
Give Blue Poison some headpats!!!!
Also give this guy a takodachi
"She might blow you up one day, but you're willing to take the risk"
Depending on what kind of blow, will present a different roster of risks, but goddamn am I willing to take all of them.
Frostleaf - You're an introvert and like someone who shares your pace.
Matoimaru - You are terrified that she will accidentally crush you in an overeager hug, but those are risks you're willing to face.
Matoimaru - also you probably picked her because she sounds almost exactly like Mordred from Fate. The fact that she has a different voice actress blew your mind.
Usually when people see cockroach they run away but when see W and she's a cockroach they run towards her even though she gonna kill you
Pramanix, you want that good girl but are also not afraid of all the family drama that comes with it. Despite that, you also are ready to make a family...especially at the request of continuing the bloodline.
1:07 Or, a grim alternative way to put it for me.
*You want to give her every fraction of love you can give before she dies to oripathy.*
Yeah I started playing right before the Gavial event so I'm pretty new, so I still haven't decided a waifu yet, but I'm heavily leaning towards Blaze, since she's the one that answered my call when I was pulling for Surtr. Man I really wanted Surtr.
3:05 You see it all started with that smile...that damn smile 😊
>tfw the taller girls about Hoshimama was right but she is still shorter than you
*laughs in manlet height* All girls are taller than me.
Im just casually watching a cultured man speaking facts while showing some waifus from a game that i never played before.
Bag pipe seems like a great name for a wife.
Before playing AK, I saw Amiya and thought - man, that's a cool waifu design.
After finally deciding to check ou the game itself, within 5 minutes she was re-assigned from "waifu" to "kid".
Loving W is walking into a room full of mines everyday, avoiding every single one of them only to see her smile and hear a beeping noise of her s3
As a woman with around 167 height, yes, I definitely love Hoshiguma for it! Plus, she also carries Dokutah around XDD
Matoimaru: wholesome, fun spirited, and wants to overcome her faults.
Mostima's lines are so romantic and wholesome that I don't even care if I'm friendzoned.
Angelina: greets you at morning and makes you extra strong coffee to start off the day. Loves 90's - 2000's styled citypop. Also my first guaranteed 6* and love from first sight. Even if she was a magicarp for a starter to be able to utilize her. And that BoC skin!
2:53 Chendroshee, I still believe in "Our"
I lost it at "she'll likely blow you up, but you're willing to take the risk."
Excellent work! Keep it up!
Hmmm, but what if my waifus were Estelle, Gavial, Tomimi, and Reed? What would that make me? A tail squeezer?
I see that you are a man of culture as well.
2:58 *i think you just summon chendroshee to watch this*
W might blow me up one day,
but that's okay.
I'll get used to it.
I love how when it come to BP you just show her smile and that explain everything
I saw Eunectes art, installed and started playing the game and the next moment im whaling for her before i even finished chapter 2. My first E2 and i insist on using her always. *i like eunectes*
I cant even deny the weird iceream ritual thing...
Gravel is clingy perfection
“She might blow you up someday”
*I see this as an absolute win*
My legal wife's name is Platinum. Let's go horse girls
HORSE GIRLS TEAM GO GO GO
FLATINUM!!!
Is she skilled in archery too?
Flatinum?
**ahem** Margaret Nearl. That is all.
I consider it a blessing from the skies.
I always played the tank in every game/MMO I set my interest to, even at the young age of 8 years old.
This crazy obsession of depicting myself as an impenetrable wall that does crazy damage had led me to scream in excitement when playing the game when It first came out, my first ever characters were Hoshiguma, followed by Skadi.
What your waifu says about you
BP: you're probably chendroshee
Archetto
-very fluffy hair :3
-cool epaulets
-Landen missionary
-great sniper
-is very likable when you get to know her
Archy~
The Mostima friendzone hit me hard ngl.
Doc the only techware guy with this much fucking dystopian rizz.
You're right about one thing...Amiya is indeed my daughter and I would eat glass if it meant she was safe. I once picked a different operator for my assistant and not even five minutes later put Amiya back because I felt bad. Her 'Okaeri, Dokutah' is always met with a 'Taidama' from me.
I'm a sucker for white hair and red eyes. The pure chaotic aura emanating from W really do be making me act up.
Although you forgot the greatest waifu of them all: Ansel
BP: *exists*
Chendroshee: is this my waifu?
"dis for me?"
Should just say "you're lonely" for all of them
Actually accurate
I felt like I got shot on the chest by how accurate that Bagpipe one was.
I’ve never played arknights but I watched this anyways and now I’m considering downloading it
The doctor waiting for Mostima to come back is one of the most wholesome thing in Arknights
I don't know why exactly, but the last one really spoke to me. It just fits
When you miss to love ru and you need some pink 2:53
Ah, a man of culture...
The thing about Mostima is that, she's very relatable to a certain someone I knew. My dumbass naive self few years ago dropped the ball due to envy and differences. She has a good sense on her shoulders and definitely one I'd gravitate to. But both of us had a different focus in life and.... yeah. Pressing 'F' for myself.
Sidenote; Currently on hiatus but I do have Mostima in my party thankfully. I tagged her as my assistant. And gawd those Two Key Staves are OP as hell.
Now waiting for Reed
I've gotta study up for Reed! I don't know too much about her
You like clean freak?
Not gonna lie, before exu I never had an apple pie. Then not long after, I did. Frickin love it
2:44 kyaaa skadi :3
Schwarz is my waifu because comicaly large crossbow.
1:22 No. It's about reaching to my height. Also Hoshi is mostly a kind tomboy really.
Hoshi is more of a friend material.
@@tyaty Yea a buddy to drink with.
Hoshi seems like that friend/significant other that'll beat up anyone that lays a finger on you, even if you're more than capable of defending yourself.
JOKES ON YOU I HAVE HER SKIN AND IM NOT DEAD #EYJAFJALLAGANG
RQCT: If you like Hoshiguma you like girls taller than you.
Me: *Laughing in 190cm tall.*
This made me.. really happy for some reason. thank you
1:20 my god she's the same height as me. My world picture is obliterated.
Thanks for perfect description 👌
What about Lappland? She's got the crazy of W, without actually possibly wanting to kill you. Now that's what i call a good deal!
Too bad she only cares about Texas
"without actually possibly wanting to kill you" heh wouldn't be so sure about that. She mentions killing all of texas' friends in one of her voice lines, and you're one of texas' friends.
@@Master_K14 but Texas can't stand Lappland so Texas is my girl
OMG I need that Blue Poison as Mariya Takeuchi picture in my life.
Blue Poison implies only Chendroshee likes her, lmao
I like W a lot because we have a shared passion for making thing go BOOM!!
Doktah: Not remembering that he's married to Kal'tsit
Amiya: "My time has come."
The Doctor is not married to her.
It fanon.
@@tyatyIf anything… Recent discovery’s are putting into question if the Doctor is Kal’stit’s father…
My E2 lvl90 max trust all skills M3, but P3 Skadi definitely agrees 10000% with your assessment
What does liking meteor say?
I'll have to put that in a future video!
You like midriff and are possibly a boomer
Watching this on December 2021....
*pain*
If you keep talking in that buttery voice, you're gonna become a top tier waifu in no time
No Astesia? That's okay. Love this anyway lol, and your voice.
If my waifu is Magallan, does it mean I like girls who like tower defense?
I like Chen at first because of her tail. But now I like Saga cause she's just so adorable.
In all honesty, i see Saga more like that cute girl i have to protect at all cost, she is pure and innocent, even her skills don't directly kill. For me Blaze is the top waifu, cute but strong with lot of issues she carries from past :D
this actually 90% true why i play arknight at the firts place...
but you forgot someone
Where is angelina.....
I love the many amount of jokes and references. High quality shitpost
I was expecting 100% of these to just say ''you're lonely''
Well...you came here because you felt that way a bit, right?)
@@dmitriystarostin8023 no I came here because it was fucking 3 am in the morning
shining you like trying to help protect and save evryone
When my waifu isn't in the list, sad doktah 😢
"You're into girls that are taller than you"
Me with my 186.5cm: kinda