“There is really somthing about coming into work and seeing your crumpled co workers and aliens all over the floor” this is American dads every day life
When he said he was in a little bit of a half life scenario that was literally a half-life reference there's literally a crowbar and a guy who looked suspiciously like Gordon Freeman in an HEV suit 16:40. The taser baton is likely a reference to stun baton that the combine use in Half-Life 2 this, was made using Google Speech to Text
Hey captain sauce can do two levels called “containment breach” and the other one is “after the breach” can you do those two levels because they are really well made and they go together
When I watched the tentacle part, My mom walked In and found the password to my search history, She now knows about my addiction to pizza. If you were expecting a "My screen when my parents walk into my room" joke, Then look else where
God I love this game, and the weird, intense, original levels people create are just amazing. I can’t get over how much creativity and hard work goes into these levels. And your playthroughs of them are always the best. Spider Fluffles scared me almost as bad as the jump scare in the diner when you first get close to your target. 😂
Imagine the cops responding to a call about a giant brawl in the department store, and they come in just to find one kid with a machete blood soaked shouting "Anyone wanna be my dad?!"
Stupid, When It Says No Views It Means Nobody Has Watched Far Into The Video, So Like If I Watched Half A Minute It Wont Count Because Its Not Far Into The Video.
at this point i believe that Captain Sauce has an alter ego, CanadianSauce, they only come out when CaptainSauce does something slightly offensive/insulting
Captainsauce: your gonna feel that in your biceps tommorow morning Captainsauce again: immediately kills the man after saying that Me: how is he gonna feel anything when hes dead
Captain sauce: offends alien with one eye
The Canadian in him: sorry
Funny!
Haha funny funny
im canadian
69th like ;)
@Cruz Dimas SHut
CaptainSauce sentence of the year: *“I think I just made them a Siamese twin and they aren’t even related!”*
You should make sentence of the video that'd be a lot funnier
Ashley Withers what?
Cruz Dimas you keep saying don’t care
Wow omg so funny lololololololol
i don't know how that's possible but he made it possible
16:45 "this is a bit of a half life senario"
Well yes Gordon is right there on the ground
Gordon is really tired of the adventure so he sleep
Gordon clearly got fed up waiting for a new Half Life.
Captiansauce quote of the year: “Who came out of the darkness and stabbed me in the ass?”
that's funny
quite funny indeed
YOU ALMOST STOLL MY TYPE OF IDEA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
nah i think its " WOAH HOLY shit are you antonio constanoble "
Put that on a movie poster as the tagline! 🤣
Who else is an og and remembers when he first played this
Like if u also think cap has the best beard on yt
ME!
Ive been subbed since he had like 500K
@@Doinkees same
I've been around for at least 3 years maybe
Me
“Ewwww EYE don’t like spider fluffles” such a good pun captainsauce
Captain sauce: uploads at 4
Me : I see this as an absolute win
it's 2:30 over in Canada
4 what $ 4 beans
Captin: "are you okay?"
Breaks 10 pound weight on his skull
Captian: "he's not okay"
5:21
“There is really somthing about coming into work and seeing your crumpled co workers and aliens all over the floor” this is American dads every day life
It's what the average real life Florida man sees because of his 24/7 Bud Light addiction
When he said he was in a little bit of a half life scenario that was literally a half-life reference there's literally a crowbar and a guy who looked suspiciously like Gordon Freeman in an HEV suit 16:40. The taser baton is likely a reference to stun baton that the combine use in Half-Life 2 this, was made using Google Speech to Text
CaptainSauce: the only TH-camr that is so popular, his videos get liked without there being any views.
There more
6:17 ah I see, he’s equipped his Black Mesa power legs, that’s a good strategy isn’t it Gorden
Hey Nice Ref-Hello Gordon
Hey captain sauce can do two levels called “containment breach” and the other one is “after the breach” can you do those two levels because they are really well made and they go together
You don’t have to kill all enemies in after the breach
Brooooooooo are you the actual anomaly in those Minecraft battles? I’m a fan!
Love how he casually acknowledged the fact that there was a massacre
Who else loves early uploads? Even if they're rare.
Yea I like them
My too
He said this'll become more regular (on twitter)
Me
Me
14:20 Me: Did JohnTron get shot or did he get assassinated by Scorpion?
What reference is that?
I have no idea of that's a reference
Same but I was looking for a comment about johntron
*"I always like to take a second and just get into the head of these strange, blocky men."*
Well, yes, that's the whole point of the game, isn't it?
22:23 “eww I don’t like you spider fluffles”
"Are you okay?"
*throws Weight at him*
"He's not okay."
A real conversation starter if I ever saw it 😂
@@DubberRucks well a dumb bell to the skull kinda hurts
Ah yes cave fluffles are a rare type
Mainly found in caves pondering life, With their mutable eyes they can see crab people scuttling towards them
Cap: ima make a vid early
Everyone: pls be paint the town red
12:47 CaptainSauce: “uh...uh weapons weapons"
Also CaptainSauce: looks directly at a weapon and completely misses it.
Back in the track
Captainsauce: **Starting killing**
When I watched the tentacle part, My mom walked In and found the password to my search history, She now knows about my addiction to pizza. If you were expecting a "My screen when my parents walk into my room" joke, Then look else where
Sauce: Ahh there disgusting crab aliens
Zoidberg will remember that
"QUICK PREPARE THE MOBILE OPPRESSION PALACE"
*WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!!!*
God I love this game, and the weird, intense, original levels people create are just amazing. I can’t get over how much creativity and hard work goes into these levels. And your playthroughs of them are always the best. Spider Fluffles scared me almost as bad as the jump scare in the diner when you first get close to your target. 😂
The IDT level when you aren't fighting the aliens is playing Cell to Singularity music.
Cap, you making up stupid stories as we go is exactly why I love this series
When you notice the most popular comment is never just HI
HI
HI
HI
Hi
HI
With all the new tools pepole have "maked" a lot of cool stuff 00:40
"This is the suck"
-CaptainSauce
3:54 No, Cap. He’s all left
17:04 Crab Fluffles?
Me: CaptainSauce never uploads this early
CaptainSauce: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Same
That third map met Strange, but then decided to leap the chasm beyond to seek out the brothers Bizzare and Surreal.
The IDT part is basically Half Life
His excitement to when he found fluffles was exactly me, I really wanted to see fluffles as well lol.
I feel like the first level there isn't just one dad
i like how he dosent swear anymore
wtf anyone else confused on why this is so early?
I didn't even notice it was this early in the day.
I saw the video in my feed and assumed it was like 7:00
Me
He said this'll become regular (on twitter)
Don't question it, just be happy
Did you know that a stab through the brain with a sharp weapon insta-kills most enemies?
ME: looks at it says no views
ME:Looks down at comments
Comments:492 comments
WTF
Man the new half life looking good 16:46
Also Gordon freeman
17:37 I think that weapons was use by the civil protection at half life 2
Imagine the cops responding to a call about a giant brawl in the department store, and they come in just to find one kid with a machete blood soaked shouting "Anyone wanna be my dad?!"
LOL
Day one of requesting Captainsause plays Long Live the Queen.
I think that is a good idea for him to play
Breaking news: 6-year old orphan to be tried for multiple counts of manslaughter, aggravated assault, and theft of over $100,000.
Sauce: trust me its not blood its sauce with extra tomatoes... and minecraft
Did he notice in the 3rd map that the dead guy next to the crowbar has a HEV suite on
This game has now become so cool!!
Im so happy that Captainsause is back on Paint The Town Red
My mind when I see the characters in this game: Weoeowowoeowowowowo
Don’t tell me you got that from Kung Pow
@@Ypuf I dont even know what Kung Pow is...
@Egg T Mkay
Unkn0wn_Savage oh
Guys I know your wondering but CaptainSauce is a person that makes you happy by comedy but jse does it by realism
TH-cam: 195 likes, no views
Me: WHAT
Same
Stupid, When It Says No Views It Means Nobody Has Watched Far Into The Video, So Like If I Watched Half A Minute It Wont Count Because Its Not Far Into The Video.
Views are only when u watch the whole vid
Ah, I see you’re a fox of overused jokes.
Imagine going to the store to replace your toilet and all of a sudden a random 6 year old starts critiquing your fashion sense
"do you what batman cuz ths is how you get batman"
Your avatar and name are ironic
Yes! Paint the town red is back!
Edited
Thanks you too
Thanks
SSAAH FTW
I smell a new stay in the shadows
When we get a face reveal?
Yo he has face every vid(honestly dont know if its a joke or not)
@@paradoxwolf5112 r/woooosh
Fun fact: the weird tree things in the red alien cave world are a plant in subnautica below zero
If he doesn't become bat man then after all that trauma he might become the joker
Cap. : “Excuse me are you- *HOLY SHIIT*-“
15:20 because your a hitman and it's your car and your on a job meaning you probably brought weapons
we love you, papa sauce
23:22 “fluffles! Oh thank Christ. let me in. LET ME IN”
That was Gordon Freeman on the ground 16:45
Great Scott! Its Gordon Freeman!
11:01 the change in mood at this part had me dying things just went from one to one hundred really fast
The crowbar was next to Gordon Freeman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saucy: Nobody sneaks up on me
Also captainsauce : Get killed twice in the same episode by a random dude with a katanaa in a moment notice
HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THE HALF LIFE REFERENCE IN THAT ALIEN LEVEL
*Start of level:* Kid goes to department store.
*End of level:* Department Store Rampage!!!
5:20
CaptainSauce: Are you okay?
*Throws a Dumbbell
CaptainSauce: Definitely not okay
Holy crap! This is my friends level! He spent so much time on the IDT experiment!
13:19 The "nothing personal kid" strikes again. 😂
Ngl paint the town red seems like a fever dream game just going around the area before the battle
Captainsauce: I think I just made them Siamese twins and they're not even related
That is the funniest thing I've heard this month 😂😂😂
The spider fluffles is very creepy
I never thought fluffles would turn into a spider person that was the freakish thing I've seen in years
DUDE, that was Gordon Freeman, you MUST be in the xen Dimension! HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT!
11:03 had me dead
Thomas Brown me
This game has changed so much! I haven’t watched it in a bit but wow
"That's a pleasure rod I could got used to!"-Sauce 2020
Btw. those multiple eyed creatures might be human. it says that a ooze turn things into multiple eyed monsters...creepy
I need to see more of this new version of paint the town red this is so amazing
Captainsauce:im 6 years old
captainsauce again:im throwing around dumbells
at this point i believe that Captain Sauce has an alter ego, CanadianSauce, they only come out when CaptainSauce does something slightly offensive/insulting
Captain sauce: are you okay?
*yeets another barbell at the guy who is dead*
Captain sauce: yeah he's not okay
This brings in the question.
How do stores and restaurants not get ants since the building is full of food?
Wow your dad is John Wick
22:29 gave me tyrophobia
22:21
Spiderman+ a random naked guy= Spider fluffels
Captainsauce: your gonna feel that in your biceps tommorow morning
Captainsauce again: immediately kills the man after saying that
Me: how is he gonna feel anything when hes dead
3:27 When a coworker walks in the store dang it was Black Friday yesterday
One of the longest and best series ever
Beneath took so long to come out, I personally would love to see more, not sure if I'm the only one though
Captainsauce:(throws bottle off moonshine) you know who taught me that my mom
Captainsauces mom:your damn right I taught you that
Notice how he says "another pleasure rod." Really makes you think.
Cap:what apartment store has half of gym equipment
Me:the gym apartment store also is this the origin of captainsauce
I was hoping for a paint the town red video for my birthday, and it came out on my birthday. this is a happy birthday
His dad was John wick. The creator of the map is clearly a fan