I love seeing nice judges. I got out of a 89 in a 65 speeding ticket by just dressing nice and being extremely respectful. I incriminated the shit out of myself too. Judge asked me if I knew I was going that fast and I said yes. Plead guilty and everything. I ended up just having to attend a seminar for safer driving and paid the court fees, nothing on my record. Granted, it was a juvenile court.. doubt he would’ve gone easy on me as an adult.
I did the same thing, the cop had no proof but had a "tip" that I was speeding. I admitted to doing 15 over hoping he would give me a warning, but he wrote me a ticket the second the words came out of my mouth. Talking is not always your best option, just sayin
Same, I kidnapped this lady for 20 weeks, told the judge I'd do it again and admitted guilty to all accusations made, he let me off with a 3 day therapy session where I met my next victim.
The concept of underground worlds has been done many times and for one reason: Its fucking cool. I'm completely open to the idea of an underworld with lush jungles and natural lights. But its very unlikely anything like that exists. Would be cool tho
chat spamming "JUST KICK IT" when the UK police were raiding that home, unbeknownst to them that UK doors are much stronger and have full metal interiors compared to USA doors that are mostly wooden for firefighters and such to gain easy access, just in case anyone was wondering why they had a huge metal drill for one front door.
Aliens definitely exists giving how big our universe is. Though, they could be either the same or less intelligent than us with the same or less technological advances than us. I always like the idea of aliens thinking they might be alone in the universe, like a paradox.
It's funny all the ppl saying "just kick it" about the door with the UK police raid. Clearly they are used to their doors being made of paper, as opposed to UK doors, which are made out of Minecraft obsidian
i think im going crazy but every time i watch an xqc vod there is this thudding sound (super faint and bassy) i think its him kicking his desk or wall, but does anyone else hear it?
im actually happy xqc watched the whole creepy pasta thing because of how bad it was and it's funny seeing chats reaction
not all creepypasta are bad,
creepypastas on tiktok are always bad
@@choochoosmusic791 Eloquently put.
i lost it at the gmod sound effect
@@RIP_ZYZZ1738 5Head ELOQUENTLY
I almost died laughing from watching all 1221 seconds of these TikToks!
@G_Rub bro 💀💀
@@astro-ot1lr "bro 💀 💀"🤓
Video isn't even 1221 seconds long
@ChumBue " "bro 💀💀" 🤓 " 🤓🤓
I xDd when I see comment
Thanks xQc! These tiktoks entertained me for 0 seconds.
Guess you didn't watch
@@Jelbot Clueless surely
this comment was funnier than any of the content in the video
@@slipperyslim6805 fix ur humor then
@@GanjalfTheHobo Didn’t ask, don’t care
Chatting “Thank you xqc! These TikTok’s kept me entertained for 1221 seconds!”
Juicers coming to comment this seeing this is the top comment: BabyRage
Well, toddlers don't understand seconds and minutes yet, I don't blame them.
"WHATTT?"
@@_tuxedocat Good one haHAA
Chatting "Chatting"
12:47 i got yall
This guy knows how to entertain us with TikToks for 1221 seconds.
I’ve never seen a worse creepy pasta story ending than that holy 😂
xqc has watched that clip at 0:40 a dozen times in the past. Memory loss is affecting the juicer.
1:23 I once saw this. I live in Argentina, but it was the north pole which means that I could see the moon 2 miles away plus eat at McDonald's
Those horror tiktok story is as real as csgo surfing stories from that one guy.
Deep cut
leafy
Luna 💀
The police raid video is hilarious. The cop is not sawing at the lock, he seems to be trying to saw at the hinges but is sawing in the wrong side.
They're already driving on the wrong side, maybe their doors are the wrong way too...
Thank you xQc! These TikToks kept me entertained for the whole 1187 seconds
I have been entertained for 1221 seconds. I was just staring at the screen with bliss after that.
I love seeing nice judges. I got out of a 89 in a 65 speeding ticket by just dressing nice and being extremely respectful. I incriminated the shit out of myself too. Judge asked me if I knew I was going that fast and I said yes. Plead guilty and everything. I ended up just having to attend a seminar for safer driving and paid the court fees, nothing on my record. Granted, it was a juvenile court.. doubt he would’ve gone easy on me as an adult.
I did the same thing, the cop had no proof but had a "tip" that I was speeding. I admitted to doing 15 over hoping he would give me a warning, but he wrote me a ticket the second the words came out of my mouth. Talking is not always your best option, just sayin
Same, I kidnapped this lady for 20 weeks, told the judge I'd do it again and admitted guilty to all accusations made, he let me off with a 3 day therapy session where I met my next victim.
(Reposting cause youtube is soy) Most responsible juicer PogU
Thanks xQc! These tiktoks entertained me for 1221 seconds.
I'm so happy that xQc didn't die from laughing for once.
That police raid video just kept going and going and going 😂
The concept of underground worlds has been done many times and for one reason:
Its fucking cool.
I'm completely open to the idea of an underworld with lush jungles and natural lights. But its very unlikely anything like that exists. Would be cool tho
Look into "Jooj wa Majooj"
"You know something kid? *Teleports behind you* N o t h i n g p e r s o n a l "
“Senior in 1995” he said while currently sounding like a junior in 2022.
last one had me in fucking tears
Same bro it was dumb as hell 😂
average tiktok story always ends with some goofy shit like that
"whaaaat"
@@nukeshine goofy ahh 💀
whaaaaaaaat?
3:28 Man already finished watching one piece by the time they got in
willius on the thumbnail goes hard af💀x7 no cyap
The alien reptoid Story gotta be advanced sarcasm...
That creepy pasta was so bad it actual hurt
"McRooms" shouldn't have been that funny
17:05 "bro went to the mcrooms" lmaoooo
1:40 no way some chatters think this is real
It is real
@@brogan801 cant tell if ur being sarcastic
3:23 Your friends never were sick the same day? By coincidence of course.
2:48 sounds like the lil spring thing in Super Mario Bros
I believe in aliens because it would be impossible that we are the only ones in this “everything in existence”
chat spamming "JUST KICK IT" when the UK police were raiding that home, unbeknownst to them that UK doors are much stronger and have full metal interiors compared to USA doors that are mostly wooden for firefighters and such to gain easy access, just in case anyone was wondering why they had a huge metal drill for one front door.
Lmao getting roped into like 20 parts of a McDonald's ball Pitt creepypasta
1221 seconds sound better than 20min when u should sleep
Mr cows so invested in the crappy pasta it’s hilarious
The mcdonalds ball pit is the biggest waste of time
8:20 How to tiktok: Play another video, stare into camera, nod head like you are also listening.
didnt expect twice to pop up in xqcs fyp
Looking at the video in sub feed : 19:48
Me : Wait.... thats only 1188 seconds... clicks video.
Video : Length 20:21
Me: *What sorcery is this?*
Love the insta skips on the MonkaLaugh clips. Based
Thank you xqc! These TikTok’s kept me entertained for 1221 seconds!
These 1221 seconds of my life did not go to waste. I was LMFAOing the whole time!!!
the last series with the ball pit was like me in elementary school finishing a story with "and then he woke up"
American police would be struggling to get into a UK house
1:26 If that was real, then Moonfall would be a documentary film
5:00 that guy could have had the house loaded, and flushed everything before they got in
In America people think they need guns to defend themselves if someone breaks into their home.
In UK people can't break into your home.
chat saying "just kick the door" must not realize that uk doors are like 20 pounds of solid wood and not flimsy cardboard doors like in the us lmfao
That door was literally wobbling as it was being hit
Yeah which is actually kind of bad
cmon bro just admit the UK police are weak asf
Golly me!!! These Ttoks DID entertain me for 1221 seconds, gee wilikers.
Aliens definitely exists giving how big our universe is. Though, they could be either the same or less intelligent than us with the same or less technological advances than us. I always like the idea of aliens thinking they might be alone in the universe, like a paradox.
Stop,just stop
how the fuck is it a paradox for both us and the aliens to think we're both alone, it's just both of us not knowing, there isn't any paradox going on
7:37 why was the cut so abrupt? hmmmmmmm
Thanks so much man, I was so bored but for 1221 seconds I was having the time of my life. Now im back to being bored sadge
that mcdonalds story just made me lose atleast 5 years of my life
Nice touch with the New Vegas easter egg tbh
☝️🥸 Actually, the Tik Toks lenght is 19:53, so it is 1 193 seconds.
Ok 🗿👍
nah seattlecreeper really said marie judah
Love these original content xqcow
Whos that... TrollDespair
xqc"ow" Clueless
anon witnesses a crime
editor is a really good at maths
Mathematics* KKonaW
I find it actually hilarious how it seems like he barely understands half the shit he sees. IRL LAG
I want my minutes back after the ball pit story
Average reddit story at the end
Weakest UK door jigachad
Most effective UK police OmegaLUL
Strongest UK weapons as well btw
Germany, on the other hand.... GIGACHAD CHEAPEST HOSPITAL BILLS
At least he watched the Twice video twice
The Moon is a rendering if it was closer.
Yooo my man is off the booooooff. He went to Toronto and saw a basketball game off of acid on god
The raptors my ass lmao
Yo X, I’m a real big fan of your R34 art! Keep up the good work!
3:28 - 5:35 The Ready or Not UK DLC looking kinda trash tho..
5:57 he was sleeping because he knew she was gonna take an hour in the bathroom
True
Felix reminds me more and more of Kramer everyday
yoo who ever edited this together need to get fired, bru you didn't even put his end reaction in half of them
The poles aren’t prohibited
10:01 one of the good ones
its actually 1.168,8 seconds of tiktoks :)
1,168.8 for english speakers
that goofy ah ending💀
12:33 literally plastic
ACTUALLY YOINKING LULW
bro i actually got brain rot from these clips ngl
bro a twice stan now
That ending 😂😂😂👌
Hey I feel like I was only entertained for 1187 seconds
It's funny all the ppl saying "just kick it" about the door with the UK police raid. Clearly they are used to their doors being made of paper, as opposed to UK doors, which are made out of Minecraft obsidian
i always feel worse after watching these tik tok compilations
i think im going crazy but every time i watch an xqc vod there is this thudding sound (super faint and bassy) i think its him kicking his desk or wall, but does anyone else hear it?
its gigachad nick stomping upstairs
Thanks for the entertaining 1221 seconds
the norht and south pole theory already started during WW2. nazis went there but suddenly disappeared and left all the equipment
I Loved All 1221 Seconds Of This Amazing Video Thanks For The Content!
Bruh his thumbnail is the Lud Laugh it's become the thumbnail meta W @Ludwig
He smiled while he copied the twice ticktock link ayaya clap
1158 secs actually as the reactions stops at 19:18 .
Xqc thank you for entertaining me with these tiktoks for 1221 seconds!
What stream is this from?
so that valorant accent guy is literally just a guy that copies sinatraa's way of talking. Wow
Ugh, this was a case of waiting for it to get better and it never does "entertainment".
TWICE ARC IS BACK? Pog
9:00 Black mold in brain theories
i was entertained for 1221 seconds
same
video only been out 3 mins!
You literally commented after 59 seconds aint no way you watch the video
@@ChilledDud these juicers man Sadge
@@ChilledDud fym Ima fast watcher
the ending of the story was so dumb and abrupt lol
3:20 those chairs are made to carry Americans, of course they can tow a boat as well
12:47 :)