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  • @xenius1619
    @xenius1619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10495

    Mh hm = Ja
    Mh mh = Nein
    Mhm = Ich weiß nicht

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nia 037 😂😂

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Ich würde mh m für nein schreiben aber ja.

    • @scfog90
      @scfog90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Mm mm mm= echt lecker

    • @mingki1461
      @mingki1461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      That's pretty international tho

    • @pitaya4151
      @pitaya4151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @rainglow4481
    @rainglow4481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    "Dings" a german word you say when you forgot the actual word in hope that people will understand what that "dings" is.

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Mothers tend to use this word very often when requiring a specific item.

    • @lunaaliceblack8229
      @lunaaliceblack8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Dings, Dingens, Dingsbums, Teil...😂

    • @allison9123
      @allison9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lunaaliceblack8229 ja😂😂🤣

    • @doubleu7313
      @doubleu7313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      English has that too. They say "thingamajig"

    • @mada7837
      @mada7837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same with portuguese, "coisa" (ding; thing)

  • @eierkarton4051
    @eierkarton4051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19940

    Der, die, das. Wieso,weshalb warum? Wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm.
    Und jetzt in englisch
    The the the. Why why why?

    • @simo2555
      @simo2555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      Lmao xD

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      This is a fun detail, for anyone that things English and German and Dutch are easy to learn if you speak one of them already. (Pronounciation is based on English.)
      'who' (pronounced the same) in Dutch means 'how'
      'Who' pronounced as 'woh' in German means 'where?'
      'War' pronounced as 'wáár' in Dutch means 'where'(or 'true')
      'War" pronounced as war (or wáár) in German means "(it) was"
      'Was" pronounced as 'was' in German means 'what?"
      Was pronounced as 'was' in Dutch means 'was' or 'laundry.'
      'What' pronounced as 'wat' in Dutch means 'what?'
      'Wann' pronounced as 'w-one' in German means 'When?'
      'Where' pronounced as 'w-eey-r" in German means 'Who?'
      'Where' pronounced as 'w-eey-r" in Dutch means 'weather/again."
      'When' pronounced as 'When' in Dutch means; 'getting used to-'
      'When' pronounced as 'When' in German means; 'When-' (as in;
      'When we do this, we should-")
      'Why' pronounced as 'Weye" in Dutch means 'us' (and meadow)
      We prounounced as 'we' in German means 'how?'
      We pronounced as 'we' in Dutch means 'Who?'

    • @willemgloudemans1442
      @willemgloudemans1442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Den, de, het. Hoezo, om wat, waarom? Wie niet vraagt blijft dom!
      Same ryme but in Dutch! Let's try that one in English! Oh, wait.

    • @blubbdiblubb333
      @blubbdiblubb333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      also Wherefore @@Pablothe

    • @dieprogamernoobs3837
      @dieprogamernoobs3837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Widdekuu91 half of it is wrong.

  • @kylo8307
    @kylo8307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1951

    Others: German is hard
    Germans: No, not really
    Also german: „Umfahren“ ist the opposite of „Umfahren“

    • @nicht_beni2270
      @nicht_beni2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I needed a few seconds to comprehend this

    • @alankps
      @alankps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Und Haare wachsen das Gegenteil von Haare wachsen :)

    • @CriticalPosthumanism
      @CriticalPosthumanism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@alankps nicht wirklich

    • @patricksteinsen1147
      @patricksteinsen1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@CriticalPosthumanism doch, schon

    • @liloruf2838
      @liloruf2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alankps lies das nochmal, Pointe versaut.

  • @alexanderkayser5779
    @alexanderkayser5779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6819

    das Gegenteil von umfahren : umfahren

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      This diserves way more upvotes!

    • @gginso5512
      @gginso5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@TremereTT We're not on Reddit sorry!

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@gginso5512 Indeed . And don't go to reddit. People on reddit have issues if your opinion differs from theirs. A true open discusion is more likely to develop on 4chan than on reddit.

    • @McDave1312
      @McDave1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      diese kategorie von wörtern nennt man januswörter oder autoantonyme.. "die untiefe" wär ein weiteres!

    • @sguzzyzourovic869
      @sguzzyzourovic869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alexander Kayser Umfahren und Um fahren...

  • @CuteLittleHen
    @CuteLittleHen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    I can't believe you didn't mention in the false friends section that "Gift" means poison in German.

    • @peteheigelfishing
      @peteheigelfishing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eatay Mizrachi ja haha

    • @vornamenachname884
      @vornamenachname884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Well, "Mitgift" imeans dowry. I like that one. Allways let me think about, how the woman poisons the marriage.

    • @sazrexph307
      @sazrexph307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Horrible 😂

    • @Asuya93
      @Asuya93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about venom? Its gift aswell , right?

    • @hallow7102
      @hallow7102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Asuya93 you can say both, venom and poison

  • @linajurgensen4698
    @linajurgensen4698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    Very important..... „doch“ leads you to an endless conversation!

  • @ducktylus
    @ducktylus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    As a German person I wanted to read the reactions of people who can‘t speak German… But like 99% of the people in this comment section are German too.

    • @CarnaghSidhe
      @CarnaghSidhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think any video that explains compound nouns without explaining compound nouns, is engaged in entertainment over education... moonlight, football, anyone, grasshopper... not actually difficult to explain to an English speaker. Explainations of Welsh seem to suffer a similar fate; "look, long words!", seems to be the goal.

    • @leosommer5971
      @leosommer5971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ganz normal

    • @tiwiss3063
      @tiwiss3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      saaaaame xD

    • @the_anonymousmrx2289
      @the_anonymousmrx2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am german and I'll Tell you: its funny if you hear when english guys speak german Words like "Purzelbaun" ore "Kuddelmuddel". Try to speak it out. And if its easy, try to say "Eichhörnchen" (=squirrel)

    • @gonkong5638
      @gonkong5638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      German spin me around.

  • @recki1090
    @recki1090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3916

    You dont want to receive a "Gift" from Germans

    • @processor8267
      @processor8267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      *Poison :)

    • @mweskamppp
      @mweskamppp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      Darauf kannst Du Gift nehmen.

    • @RW-jd3ny
      @RW-jd3ny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      But receiving poison from a french isn't so bad.. as long as you enjoy seafood

    • @JessicaLescarbeault
      @JessicaLescarbeault 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@RW-jd3ny No, fish is poisSon with 2 "S" and is pronounced "ssss". "Poison" with one "S", pronounced "z", in French is also poison, like in English, or Gift in German. ;-)

    • @RW-jd3ny
      @RW-jd3ny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@JessicaLescarbeault I'm not french but there was an attempt 😂 oh well

  • @uncinarynin
    @uncinarynin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3419

    me on the telephone when the other person is very talkative :
    hallo, mhm, mhm, hm, ja, ach! naja, mhm, mhm, was? boah! ach was. noch was? na denn. und tschüss!

    • @user-mk3rw8lf8m
      @user-mk3rw8lf8m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      In dutch you can almost say the exact same

    • @ahmadhassounmusic6053
      @ahmadhassounmusic6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And then you wake up in the next morning to find out there is 7 futures you don't need in your cellphone contract that been active hhhhhh

  • @wolsch3435
    @wolsch3435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Forget the "Donaudampfblabla" ! These monsterwords are only good for impressing and entertaining english native speakers. The average german would avoid these words if ever possible.

    • @littlemisssunshine5961
      @littlemisssunshine5961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Wol Sch that is true, but there are some monster words. Maybe not really in the daily language, but when my car was inspected, because it wouldn't turn on they told me that the "zündkontaktgeberschalter" was broken. I love this word. I didn't know of its existence, but it is so logical and german . I cannot really translate this monster :D

    • @timoh6896
      @timoh6896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But it also perfectly shows how german nouns work. Of cause nobody uses this really long once in their daily language, but there are still a lot that are usually splitt into 2-3 words in other languages.

    • @pm6214
      @pm6214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@littlemisssunshine5961 "Zündkontaktgeberschalter" means the switch,which creats a point of ignition (?) English is so unelogical as a German :) , in German you just take Word1 + Word2 and *bazing* = Word1Word2 :) 🇦🇹

    • @PhilippLenssen
      @PhilippLenssen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Genau, Donaudampfblabla ist nur so ne Münchhausenwortschöpfungssache.

    • @Itsme-hc8os
      @Itsme-hc8os 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PhilippLenssen somit hätten wir noch ein langes Wort

  • @geisterfahreruberholer2171
    @geisterfahreruberholer2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Der König von alledem:
    "Nein?"
    "Doch!"
    "Oh!"

    • @FederAtom
      @FederAtom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ja du hast es verstanden

    • @maltederhutte6347
      @maltederhutte6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ist Hasch mich - Ich bin der Mörder nicht original Französisch?

    • @niismo.
      @niismo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Louis de Funès!

    • @Helena-me6mp
      @Helena-me6mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legende

    • @Tribalfan88x
      @Tribalfan88x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Schon lustig wie das der einzige Teil ist den alle zitieren können wo der 1-Wort-Dialog doch so viel länger ist...

  • @stephenbitterlin2549
    @stephenbitterlin2549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3401

    the trickiest of them all is "doch"

    • @invulnerable318
      @invulnerable318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Dugunthi wouldn't that just be although?

    • @elpaullos
      @elpaullos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      for exemple: if i say "you're not intelligent" so can you say "doch" and it mean i am frong

    • @ravik007ggn
      @ravik007ggn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I shall probably end up saying Douche and get in trouble.

    • @ravik007ggn
      @ravik007ggn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @J. D. particularly if it is to a married gal, with her hubby dear nearby. I can't imagine the result. 😁

    • @invulnerable318
      @invulnerable318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @J. D. was ist mit "I'm not an expert, although I think bip bap bup..."? Geht doch auch oder halt "although I'm not an expert..."

  • @Knallteute
    @Knallteute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Yeah german gets a lot easier when you understand that most of these long words are just two short words connected.

    • @karind7513
      @karind7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's actually the same in English and German, just that you put a space in English:
      Wasserkanone = water cannon.
      How is that difficult?

    • @ChrisPBacon-lu6wd
      @ChrisPBacon-lu6wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@karind7513 yeah, but when it's a long one, it slows down my reading and I end up forgetting the beginning of the word.

    • @BlondeQtie
      @BlondeQtie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ChrisPBacon-lu6wd Most Germans can‘t handle words with more than three syllables anymore, so they don’t connect them („Deppenleerzeichen“) or use a dash to connect the word. Usually, we only put together two words, max. three. It’s not that hard.

    • @evobrand1210
      @evobrand1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And almost use the pronoun of the last word in it

  • @spenhouet
    @spenhouet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    As a german I always laugh at the "thing" words. Fly thing, fire thing, sport thing, play thing, drive thing, punch thing, factory thing, green thing, bed thing, ....

    • @Kanal7Indonesia
      @Kanal7Indonesia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Because german doesn't want to absorb latin words...

    • @EinLucas
      @EinLucas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      It's the same with Japanese: kimono (wear thing), tabemono (eat thing) etc. :D

    • @danielg8779
      @danielg8779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      Ich hab grad 5 Minuten über "factory thing" nachdenken müssen bis ich auf "Werkzeug" gekommen bin! :D Hut ab!

    • @stewtm
      @stewtm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Das schwedische Wort für "Gemüse" mag ich auch sehr gerne: "grönsaker". Grüne Sachen, oder auch: Grünzeug. :D

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not to forget the "thing warden"

  • @Phoenix-zu6on
    @Phoenix-zu6on 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    you forgot the most important word of them all: tja - the german reaction to anything from getting caught stealing cookies to seeing the apocalypse

    • @JohnWintergreen
      @JohnWintergreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      auf bairisch: ja mei

    • @brog5330
      @brog5330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      JohnWintergreen das is dann aber kein Deutsch mehr

    • @kevinwestermann1001
      @kevinwestermann1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's English counterpart roughly being "Well...". It's a fatalist's view on anything happening.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Huch can be surprise, mild shock, or just an "oops".
      Hoppla = another "oops"
      Häh = huh? (an "I don't get it" sound)
      Baah = ugh (disgust)
      nö = na ("nuh"? It's a slang word for "no")
      nää / nee = another two ways to say "no", depends on dialect
      ne (always short e) = eh (the kind that means "isn't it?" at the end of a sentence)
      na (usually the first word) doesn't really mean anything, just like "Like" starting _some_ English sentences
      Boah = wow
      äh = uh (a "verbal hourglass", the sound while thinking of the right word) , there are many variants depending on dialect, like "ööh"
      rülps = burp

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Bier gibt's" auf bairisch: "O-Saft is"

  • @aemstef
    @aemstef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    Well, there is also the ultimate word "Tja" which you throw into if u ran out of beer, or a big comet is colliding with the earth :D

    • @HypermarketCommodity
      @HypermarketCommodity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Or the OK... works for everything...

    • @Innosos
      @Innosos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Tja = welp.

    • @Albstein
      @Albstein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Since those are two similar severe issues, I do not get at what you are hinting.

    • @ladyhangaku2072
      @ladyhangaku2072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or "ja mei", as a bavarian would say :P

    • @pjg86
      @pjg86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      tja thaddäus

  • @attiladerhunne2998
    @attiladerhunne2998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4490

    Title has something to do with Germany:
    Germans: Hans es geht wieder los

    • @모리스-b9y
      @모리스-b9y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Hans get the Kommentarsektion

    • @ambarcraft4476
      @ambarcraft4476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Und ich kenne nicht mal jemanden der Hans heißt

    • @attiladerhunne2998
      @attiladerhunne2998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ambarcraft4476 wir Krauts sind alle Hans

    • @throwaway80345
      @throwaway80345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Get ze Flammenwerfer!

    • @reasonablyobsessed
      @reasonablyobsessed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ambarcraft4476 Ich kenn einen der mit Nachnamen Hans heißt

  • @joyas38
    @joyas38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    English: Sea
    Dutch: Zee
    German: Meer
    English: Lake
    Dutch: Meer
    German: See
    German is so confusing to me

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @daniel halachev Which proves that articles matter.

    • @19midnightsun87
      @19midnightsun87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And in northern germany, there are lakes that are named "something something Meer" for example Steinhuder Meer. It is a lake near the town Steinhude and not the sea or the ocean. That is because the language spoken here in the past (Niederdeutsch/low German) ist actually closely related to dutch and english and has influenced the modern German language spoken here.

    • @IgorRockt
      @IgorRockt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And to add one more to the confusion: there are also the "vulcanic crater lakes", called "Maar" (plural: "Maare"). ;-)

    • @marietta8807
      @marietta8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well seems like you got it though

    • @bakugouswifey6689
      @bakugouswifey6689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha me with español

  • @laywhite817
    @laywhite817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I'm thinking of the false friends:
    German: Gift -> English: Poison
    English: Gift -> German: Present

    • @masterxd9759
      @masterxd9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Du müsstest "Geschenk" bei der deutschen Übersetzung für "gift" schreiben, damit es Sinn macht

    • @yasch3696
      @yasch3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@masterxd9759 nicht wirklich weil der ganze Kommentar englisch ist und an englisch sprachige gerichtet ist
      Man müsste vllt das deutsche wort in anführungszeichen setzen

    • @masterxd9759
      @masterxd9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yasch3696 ja, denn es ist nicht der ganze Kommentar Englisch

    • @yasch3696
      @yasch3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masterxd9759 ja genau deshalb die anführungszeichen

    • @master_of_blinchiki
      @master_of_blinchiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If an English person is giving you a gift, you are safe and probably happy.
      If a German gives you Gift...
      dann weilst du nicht mehr unter den Lebenden xD

  • @amandagobbleflobber7859
    @amandagobbleflobber7859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    This is a "Flammenwerfer" it werfs Flammen.

    • @JeremyPSVita
      @JeremyPSVita 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Amanda Gobbleflobber Same in English tho, flamethrower

    • @xxmirlxx8967
      @xxmirlxx8967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      HANZ GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER

    • @HM-ju5it
      @HM-ju5it 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hanz forget ze flammenwerfer, get ze Gustav

    • @gustavschnitzel
      @gustavschnitzel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@HM-ju5it I am here. What happened?

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gustav Schnitzel you reinkommenzeug

  • @LordFutzi
    @LordFutzi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    This is a Scheinwerfer. It werfs Schein.

  • @HalfEye79
    @HalfEye79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    Sitzen ein Engländer, ein Franzose und ein Deutscher zusammen.
    Engländer: Englisch ist die schwerste Sprache. Wir schreiben "London", aber sagen "Landon".
    Franzose: Französisch ist viel schwerer. Wir schreiben "Bordeaux" und sagen "Bordo".
    Deutscher: Das ist doch gar nichts. Wir schreiben "Wie bitte?" und sagen "Hä?"

    • @maetzchenmusik
      @maetzchenmusik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Willkommen bei den Sch'tis!

    • @tb9087
      @tb9087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ist das Hessisch?

    • @Jekkey
      @Jekkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tb9087 i dunno aber schwäbisch isch eh 'd schönscht sproch😂

    • @Cris-hd1wb
      @Cris-hd1wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't speak German at all but I could easily understand this joke xD ! Apparently Romanian and English are a good start to learn German :))

    • @HalfEye79
      @HalfEye79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cris-hd1wb
      Its very fine that you understood the joke. It would be very difficult to translate the point in it because it is about the difference in spelling and pronouncing.

  • @Indyday
    @Indyday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Doch!" - Best german word EVER. If you have an argument with somebody you just say "doch" after he/she finished. That's a single short word for "It doesn't matter what you say and I also don't care about your opinion. You are just completely wrong, bro!"

    • @master_of_blinchiki
      @master_of_blinchiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Indeed! "Doch!" is like the German Uno Reverse card.

    • @Indyday
      @Indyday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@master_of_blinchiki To increase the effect you also can say "Oh doch!" That's like a sledgehammer.

    • @master_of_blinchiki
      @master_of_blinchiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Indyday I know. It's like a sledgehammer with an Ultimate German Uno Reverse card glued on it.

    • @dabestest1387
      @dabestest1387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s actually an Arabic word for it too! Depending on the dialect of course, but since i live in jordan we say imbala امبلى

  • @bittewarten3783
    @bittewarten3783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    Endlich jemand der Englisch und Deutsch ohne zu starken Akzent spricht.

    • @julianeder6114
      @julianeder6114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      kuck dir mal an wie 99% der deutschen klingen wenn sie verzweifelt versuchen irgendwas auf englisch zu sagen

    • @khizarjavedn2679
      @khizarjavedn2679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      das ist einfach

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Isso. Is wirklich ni einfach, so deutlich Englisch zu sprechen.

    • @julianeder6114
      @julianeder6114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@powandwow750 Ja jeder hat einige Wörter bei denen ein gewisser Akzent durchkommt in meinem Fall wäre es das Wort ''World'' aber man trifft ja hin und wieder Leute die wie Schwarzenegger klingen

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@julianeder6114 ich hab manchmal Schwierigkeiten bei dem "th".

  • @shawn2523
    @shawn2523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    "Hä?" ist ein vollständiger Satz uff Hessisch! "Ich habe Sie nicht verstanden, können Sie das wiederholen?" 😉

    • @FeliHart
      @FeliHart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Shawn Koehler Ei gude wie?

    • @SchmausiMausi
      @SchmausiMausi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So sieht´s aus.

    • @victoriaz.8103
      @victoriaz.8103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Das sagt man nicht nur in Hessen :)

    • @littlemisssunshine5961
      @littlemisssunshine5961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Shawn Koehler Wir Hessen brauchen generell wenig Worte :D frage:"Ei, un?" ("Hallo, was macht das Leben? geht es dir gut? Was macht die Familie?")
      Antwort:"ei immär sou weidär gell" ("ich kann nicht klagen, es könnte besser sein, aber frei nach dem hessischen Motto :bevor ich mich aufrege, ist es mir lieber egal")

    • @VonUndZuCaesar
      @VonUndZuCaesar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@littlemisssunshine5961 Oder in Berlin: "Juut"

  • @Ichbindannmalwegde-vl5zf
    @Ichbindannmalwegde-vl5zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3373

    The title says "....German..."
    The Germans:
    ZUGRIFF

    • @paulmueller100x
      @paulmueller100x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahaha

    • @michealbay1290
      @michealbay1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zangief?

    • @cookieman5112
      @cookieman5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michealbay1290 zugriff means acseses

    • @Hexishu
      @Hexishu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cookieman5112 access*

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well you're not wrong... I think it's very interesting to see what other people think about a language that is so normal for native speakers.

  • @geronimo3123
    @geronimo3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Ja der klassische Moment im Schlafzimmer:
    "Warte! Hast du ein Präservativ?"

    • @somekek6734
      @somekek6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Genau

    • @B3lph3g0r
      @B3lph3g0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      immer 😂😂
      stell dir vor du hast das video nicht geschaut und hast was mit jemandem der das geschaut hat, und fragt dich dann so XD

    • @derTubias
      @derTubias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Antwort: Erdbeergeschmack

    • @КарольВася-о3ш
      @КарольВася-о3ш 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Verstehe nicht! Wie soll ich das Kondom benutzen damit die Marmelade geschützt bleibt

    • @master_of_blinchiki
      @master_of_blinchiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nö, habe kein Präservativ ;)

  • @iduntyra7566
    @iduntyra7566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    My favourite sentence:
    Die, die die, die die Graffitis gemalt haben, beobachtet haben, haben sich bei der Polizei zu melden.

    • @internetuser1015
      @internetuser1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      mir gefällt er besonders weil er tatsächlich gesagt werden würde im gegensatz zu z.B. dem Fliegen satz

    • @rezzandurmaz1947
      @rezzandurmaz1947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      Even as a German I had to read that twice before getting it right lol

    • @iduntyra7566
      @iduntyra7566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@rezzandurmaz1947 Man kann das als Aufgabe in einer Klassenarbeit benutzen, dass man in dem Satz die Kommas setzten muss

    • @c.g.3700
      @c.g.3700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ich Check das nicht xD

    • @nurdanjotham896
      @nurdanjotham896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@c.g.3700
      "Gruppe A", die die "Gruppe B", die die Grafittis gemalt habe....

  • @andarted
    @andarted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    The compound words can work really organic:
    "tomorrow" means "morgen"
    "more than" means "über"
    "the day after tomorrow" means "übermorgen" [über-morgen, see?]
    "yesterday" means "gestern"
    "before" means "vor"
    "the day before yesterday" means "vorgestern" [vor-gestern, see?]
    If needed you could even go freestyle and just say überübermorgen [über-über-morgen] and natives will understand you without any irritation.

    • @Bloxeh
      @Bloxeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah, good examples! For some confusion I want to add:
      "vor übermorgen" - "before the day after tomorrow"

    • @weisthor0815
      @weisthor0815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Bloxeh yeah, but still prefectly fine in german. you could say "ich brauche das noch vor übermorgen"
      i love german.

    • @jayhill2193
      @jayhill2193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@black_forest_
      ikr? Coming from Germany there are a few handy words that I just miss in Endlish, another example would be "Doch" which could be translated as "yes" but doesn't integrate in conversations as fluent, because it can't stand alone and you would have to say something like "Yes it does".

    • @reformed_attempt_1
      @reformed_attempt_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dies gilt auch für fast jede Sprache.

    • @NyuszikaVagyok
      @NyuszikaVagyok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same im Dutch, we have overmorgen and eergisteren

  • @derdittrich
    @derdittrich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    "This is a Flammenwerfer - it werfs Flammen."

    • @tepes578
      @tepes578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This is a "Gebirgsflugzeugabwehrkanone".
      It's a FLAK for deployment in the mountains.
      (Gebirge = mountains)
      duh

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good old digby

    • @deadhunter3928
      @deadhunter3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I like Schweineschinkenzwiebelmettwurst

    • @GdBearman
      @GdBearman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hans please!

    • @heyitspewchi
      @heyitspewchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This is a Mähdrescher, it dresches Mäh!

  • @paulg8157
    @paulg8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    „Welches ‚Das‘ meinst du?“
    „Ich habe dir doch gesagt, dass das Das das Das ist, das ich meinte!“

    • @3.k
      @3.k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      „Ich habe Dir doch gesagt, dass dieses Das jenes Das ist, welches ich meinte.“
      :)

    • @tommax1626
      @tommax1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dass das oder das?

    • @niismo.
      @niismo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@3.k Mag doof klingen aber deine Variante versthe ich noch eher nicht als ständig "das" zu nutzen.

    • @hanswurst5109
      @hanswurst5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ach das meintest du!

    • @MrsDoofTV
      @MrsDoofTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dass das Dass mit Das verwechselt wird, führt irgendwann dazu, dass das dass das nicht mehr erträgt und dass das dass das das dann tötet.

  • @jetztgehtwas
    @jetztgehtwas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    German words that look like englisch words... „Brathering“😂

    • @leDespicable
      @leDespicable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Ich hab länger gebraucht, als ich sollte xD

    • @amayasasaki2848
      @amayasasaki2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "das herd" - the stove, not a herd of animals lol

    • @leDespicable
      @leDespicable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I'm not sure if that's used differently in various regions, but here in the south we say "der Herd".

    • @Rosi_in_space
      @Rosi_in_space 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wuthering.

    • @OrthographyPoliceman
      @OrthographyPoliceman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wenn ich im Netto vor den Konserven stehe und mein Kopf auf Standby läuft...

  • @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74
    @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Dingsda beschreibt einfach alles!!!

    • @timkuhn5770
      @timkuhn5770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Die wilden 80ger Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette Dings Bums is besser kann sein das man das nur bei uns benutzt hat aber die gleiche bedeutung

    • @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74
      @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timkuhn5770Von woher kommste denn wech ;D

    • @liloruf2838
      @liloruf2838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dingsdabumsda!

    • @helletenbrix9614
      @helletenbrix9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gib mir mal das Ding da neben dem Teil mit dem Zeugs drauf.

    • @falscher2
      @falscher2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Du weißt schon. Dingenskirchen...

  • @peterachleitner7356
    @peterachleitner7356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    One of my Canadian friends who visited Germany thought that German "fart" a lot, as in Einfahrt, Ausfahrt, Umfahrt, Zufahrt, Fahrt ins Blaue, in voller Fahrt, in Fahrt kommen, and many more. No further comments needed.

    • @moritzwolle2141
      @moritzwolle2141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Umfahren" (drive around something) and "Umfahren" (to drive over something/somebody) is also only different in the sound of the word and the context :D

    • @calvinnyala9580
      @calvinnyala9580 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moritzwolle2141 uh, does it has same sound or different tone?

    • @moritzwolle2141
      @moritzwolle2141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@calvinnyala9580 Yes, you pronounce it different - drive around= "umFAHren" vs. Drive over somebody = " UMfahren".
      You got what I tried to explain?

    • @calvinnyala9580
      @calvinnyala9580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@moritzwolle2141 thanks for the explanation

    • @hornkraft9438
      @hornkraft9438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In music school, there was always a chuckle about Siegfried's Rhein Fahrt... ;-)

  • @lysanne1309
    @lysanne1309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    never forget our words for "im sorry".
    we say "Es tut mir leid" which actually means "it does me pain", very poetic!

    • @somekek6734
      @somekek6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ich meine "ich bin in Sorge" ist auch nicht schlecht

    • @swissshower
      @swissshower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      „Entschuldigung“ is the right word for „sorry“ if you‘ve made a mistake. It means „ent“ = „un“ and „schuldigung“ = „guilty“ or „fault“ so basically you „unguilty“ yourself haha

    • @lysanne1309
      @lysanne1309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea u can also say Entschuldigung but for most ppl its the same as "Es tut mir leid". I just think its a more meaningful way to say im sorry, so im more into the Es tut mir Leid phrase😄

    • @masterxd9759
      @masterxd9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nein, sonst würde man "Leid" und nicht "leid" schreiben

    • @lysanne1309
      @lysanne1309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uff, mein höchstes Beileid. Wer sucht denn bitte nach Rechtschreibfehlern in TH-cam Kommentaren 😂 Nicht mein Niveau, tut mir Leid 🤷🏼‍♀️😋

  • @HerpDerp
    @HerpDerp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    The most difficult to explain german word is definitely "doch" simply because you'd have to write an entire essay to cover how it is used.

    • @2Ten1Ryu
      @2Ten1Ryu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Yeah, I miss it sorely in the English language. It is something along the lines of "I didn't" - "You did, too!", for example. But one word to really show disagreement would be easier.

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nein

    • @2Ten1Ryu
      @2Ten1Ryu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AAArnold Was, nein? Begründe mal.

    • @lucreeasy
      @lucreeasy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@AAArnold doch😂

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@2Ten1Ryu weil

  • @thaddaeos
    @thaddaeos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    "German" in the Title
    -> Übernahme der Kommentare

    • @romansongen6284
      @romansongen6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Da kommt unsere Chance!!!! :D

    • @Plamie
      @Plamie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wenn ''German'' im Titel steht kann man davon ausgehen das der Anschluss der Kommentare erfolgreich war

    • @attiladerhunne2998
      @attiladerhunne2998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Natürlich das liegt in unseren Genen

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ByFladdiX ich weiß nicht, ob ich lachen oder weinen soll.

    • @aladdinsane848
      @aladdinsane848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      German in Headline: jokes bout germans conquering the comments

  • @Belhazar
    @Belhazar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Most important rule: If it exists, there's a german word for it.

    • @lordbuttertoast7965
      @lordbuttertoast7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      there are 3 for it and mindestens 5 Redewendungen xD

    • @stopske9332
      @stopske9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or you just casually make one up and no one will ever know🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @Sturzfaktor2
      @Sturzfaktor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, it's not really that different from English. In the English language you string basic nouns together ("lawn mower") to derive new meaning. In German we do the same and contract them into a single noun: Rasen + Mäher = Rasenmäher. Therefore, "if it exists, there is an expression in any language for it". ;)
      Interestingly, "lawnmower" also exists in a contracted form in English. ;)

    • @Belhazar
      @Belhazar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sturzfaktor2 I had more poetic words like weltschmerz in mind , therefore is no explicit expression in english, as far as I know :)

    • @hellboy19991
      @hellboy19991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bruno Renner that's "if there isn't porn of it, there will be"

  • @arat.6068
    @arat.6068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    A part of the title:
    "German"
    People who speak German:
    DAT MUSS ICH MIR ANSCHAUEN

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True

    • @josie3757
      @josie3757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Isso😂

    • @Luce-sc6ny
      @Luce-sc6ny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      that's so true tho XD
      I think it's mostly curiosity about how other countries see us and such.

    • @lokvank4539
      @lokvank4539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lucy Sky 100% einverstanden

    • @deella.3339
      @deella.3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wir lieben es halt einfach alle, aufmerksamkeit zu haben xD

  • @vesperlioba4868
    @vesperlioba4868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Verschlimmbessern. When you try to help, but actually make it worse

    • @2Ten1Ryu
      @2Ten1Ryu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To "improveworsen". Technically works in English, too.

    • @sarahmichael270244
      @sarahmichael270244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or worthbettering

  • @friedibarti8070
    @friedibarti8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Bismarck biss Mark, bis Mark Bismarck biss.
    "Bismarck bit Mark, until Mark bit Bismarck."

    • @elbasso7504
      @elbasso7504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lenin lehnte grad in Leningrad, als Stalin grad Stahl in Stalingrad stahl!

    • @tuesdaytue
      @tuesdaytue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love this sentence. It's basically bis mark bis mark bis mark bis mark bis!

    • @paulmueller100x
      @paulmueller100x 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tuesdaytue hahahahah yeah

    • @DummyDrawsStuff
      @DummyDrawsStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elbasso7504 Opa ist voll bis zum Rand lenin einfach an die wand .

    • @crazycatlady9455
      @crazycatlady9455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bismarck biss Mark, bis Mark Bismarck bis aufs Mark biss

  • @Roerkert
    @Roerkert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Zeitform des folgenden Satzes:
    " Ich sollte nicht geboren werden."
    - Präservativ Defekt ;)

    • @RandolphCrane
      @RandolphCrane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *worden sein

    • @Waldlaeufer70
      @Waldlaeufer70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ich hätte nicht geboren werden sollen. So kenne ich den.

    • @breadisred1
      @breadisred1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ich sollte nicht geboren haben werden sein

    • @vornamenachname906
      @vornamenachname906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the

    • @shenghu6651
      @shenghu6651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wenn das ein ungeborener Zwilling im Mutterleib zu seinem Zwilling sagt, dann wäre die Zeitform grammatikalisch korrekt! ;-)

  • @erdmannelchen8829
    @erdmannelchen8829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Be sure to not confuse ß and SS.
    If you want to drink modestly, you need to drink in "Maßen"
    If you want to drink yourself under the table you need to drink in "Massen"

    • @Tribalfan88x
      @Tribalfan88x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But if you try to drink a "Mass" in "Maßen" it often results in a "Masse" "Masse" and you end up drinking "Massen" after all

    • @janneshellwig8290
      @janneshellwig8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at the Oktoberfest u can also drink yourself under the table in "Maßen"

    • @Nikioko
      @Nikioko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In der Schweiz ist das dasselbe. Die kennen nur den Exzess.

    • @BERNDWERK
      @BERNDWERK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naja, es ist auch noch nicht sooo lange her, dass in Deutschland die neue Rechtschreibreform den Gebrauch von "ss" und "ß" geregelt hat. Auf zahlreichen Schildern ist immer noch "Strasse" zu lesen, zumal das "ß" in Großbuchstaben zwar nun seit kurzem existiert, aber kaum jemand hat es je gesehen.

    • @Nikioko
      @Nikioko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BERNDWERK Der Gebrauch war auch vorher schon geregelt. Und zwar besser. Doppel-S nur zwischen zwei kurzen Vokalen.

  • @Windmelodie
    @Windmelodie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I love all the "thing" words we have:
    Feuerzeug = fire thing (lighter)
    Fahrzeug = driving thing (vehicle)
    Spielzeug = play thing (toy)
    Werkzeug = craft/labour thing (tool)
    Or some of our animals:
    Nilpferd = nile horse (hippo)
    Nashorn = nose horn (rhino)
    Stachelschwein = spike pig (porcupine)
    Waschbär = wash bear (raccoon)
    Faultier = lazy animal (sloth)
    Schnabeltier = beak animal (platypus)
    And many more. It can be difficult, but oftentimes also hilarious.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      On the other side:
      Zeitgeist = Time Ghost = The spirit of a certain time in history (or now)
      Schadenfreude = damage joy = Enjoying when something bad happens to another person
      Ohrwurm = Ear worm = When a song or melody is stuck in your head
      Fernweh = distance pain = When you are deeply missing discovering new places aka 2020 - The word
      Fremdschämen = exterior shame = When you cringe about someone making a fool out themselves
      Treppenwitz = Staircase joke = The exakt moment when you got a great comeback line for an argument that ended 20 minutes ago
      Zungenbrecher = tongue breaker = A sentence that is really difficult to say, a tongue twister

    • @Windmelodie
      @Windmelodie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BadDayLp Yeah or Weltschmerz, I believe that one is funny too. "World pain", aka feeling bad because of your and the current world's situation

    • @malte1984
      @malte1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Schlagzeug = Beat thing (Drum set)

    • @KTBX9000
      @KTBX9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds like skaven ^^

    • @peterwimsey5904
      @peterwimsey5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hippopotamus - greek for river horse. I wonder why you chose the river Nile in particular

  • @justinian6199
    @justinian6199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    The German word for ''the drum'' is ,,das Schlagzeug'', which translates literally as "the beating thing" LOL #WirliebenDeutsch

    • @salocin3114
      @salocin3114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lighter = Feuerzeug (fire thing)

    • @tonymountifield
      @tonymountifield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought a single drum was “der Trommel”, and “das Schlagzeug” was a complete drum kit.

    • @salocin3114
      @salocin3114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tonymountifield no, the plural of Trommel ist just Trommeln. Schlagzeug is a drum set

    • @tonymountifield
      @tonymountifield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Salocin I thought that’s what I said (apart from not mentioning the plural of Trommel)

    • @salocin3114
      @salocin3114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tonymountifield yeah right sry. Thought you meant Schlagzeug was the plural of Trommel, my bad

  • @LucyRoseLuna
    @LucyRoseLuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I (as a native german speaker ) love those english videos about german language XD its such a funny and refreshing view

    • @andrzejklein7846
      @andrzejklein7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always wondered how does my language (Polish) sound to German speaking people?
      Me personally I like the German language and enjoy listening to it although I never spoke it, but many Poles consider it „harsh” sounding.

  • @joachimdurchholz8554
    @joachimdurchholz8554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Can't believe "Schadenfreude" wasn't mentioned. "Damage happiness"... the word even made it into English.

    • @Testing4One
      @Testing4One 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Realy as.. damage happiness? Not as "Joy for Damage" (of others) or "damage joy".. something like that?

    • @yakupm.2009
      @yakupm.2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Testing4One schaden = damage,
      Freude = happiness / joy. So damage happiness or damage joy both work. And like you said it definitely means the joy one might feel when something bad happens to another.

    • @alessandrotorrini3581
      @alessandrotorrini3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In standard Italian is quite impossible to translate "Schadenfreude", unless you use some dialectal expressions. In Brescia we say "cicar le gole". In Italian you could translate "Godere per le disgrazie altrui", too long.

  • @404Eska
    @404Eska 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Präservativ? Ja gut ... Ich tu Mal so als würde ich das Wort kennen ⚆ _ ⚆

    • @Julius-cd4fc
      @Julius-cd4fc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      xD true

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dachte ich auch :D

    • @DidrickNamtvedt
      @DidrickNamtvedt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Heisst das nicht auch Kondom in Deutsch? Ich bin Norwegisch und wir sagen "kondom". Ich darchte, dass es dasselbe in Deutsch war. Ich hoffe, dass mein Deutsch nicht zu schlecht ist haha :P

    • @mishasnote6044
      @mishasnote6044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Didrick Namtvedt Jup, wir sagen im deutschen auch einfach nur Kondom dazu

    • @404Eska
      @404Eska 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Didrick Namtvedt eben, Präservativ habe ich zwar schon gehört aber hätte es nicht zuordnen können, Kondom ist ganz normal hier

  • @TheSoundSpell
    @TheSoundSpell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Yeah, sometimes we aren’t exactly Creative with Names for Animals either:
    Sloth = Faultier = Lazy Animal
    Skunk = Stinktier = Stink Animal
    Platypus = Schnabeltier = Beak Animal.

    • @DonKuanWP
      @DonKuanWP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      snail = Schnecke
      slug = Nacktschnecke = naked snail

    • @mr.hierkonnteihrewerbungst8555
      @mr.hierkonnteihrewerbungst8555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No man, Skunk is a realy nice sort of Plant for me :D

    • @scipioafricanus2071
      @scipioafricanus2071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      my favorite example is tortoise/turtle (in german we don't distinguish between the two) which in german is Schildkröte = shield toad.
      Btw Sloth is not a great example since sloth is synonymous with lazy. So the two names are pretty similar.

    • @TheLukas59
      @TheLukas59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scipioafricanus2071 but did the meaning of sloth being a lazy person emerge before the naming of the animal or not? in other words: which one influenced the other one?

    • @scipioafricanus2071
      @scipioafricanus2071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheLukas59
      Now I am not sure whether you are just throwing out a rhetorical question, but I still looked a bit into it.
      sloth from Middle English slouthe, slewthe (“laziness”), from Old English slǣwþ (“sloth, indolence, laziness, inertness, torpor”), from Proto-Germanic *slaiwiþō (“slowness, lateness”), equivalent to slow +‎ -th. Cognate with Scots sleuth (“sloth, slowness”). from wiktionary
      The word is a bit older than the name of the animal. Sloths weren't a thing for europeans till the 16th century, while middle english was stopped being spoken in the late 16th century. Also the animal seems to not have been called "sloth" in the earliest descriptions.

  • @butter3772
    @butter3772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Jein=Kinda yes,kinda no.Yes or no with conditions

    • @TeamGravityStudios
      @TeamGravityStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Its just the "well yes but actualy no" meme in one word

    • @abdullahgokalp6552
      @abdullahgokalp6552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jein ist neu

    • @J4YD0UBL3U
      @J4YD0UBL3U 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yesn't

    • @51HeHe
      @51HeHe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isnt it jain ?
      häää lol

    • @zeybarur
      @zeybarur 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TeamGravityStudios Not even memes can escape the German Efficiency Maker.

  • @Anduardus
    @Anduardus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm german and i got the impression that mostly negative things about the german language circulate the web, like it sounds rough, unfriendly, is difficult to learn and overly complicated. It's really nice seeing it in a positive, funny and native way and i hope it helps foreigners to see it in a different light. We are and used to be famous for our writers and poets, so the language has to be fit for that kind of work and those people also benefitted the language in that regard. On the other hand we are famous for our engeneering and our scinetists so another major part of our language is logical, accurate and descriptive. Our language has multiple different layers which are often overlooked, quite understandably to be honest, and I think the german language is beautiful in its own, rough mantled way. :D

  • @tim6870
    @tim6870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Never heard anyone calling a "Kondom" "preservativ" .... xD

    • @tetsi0815
      @tetsi0815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Might be because it's a "Präservativ". ;-) At least in Berlin there's a shot form that is quite common "Präser".

    • @stellafancyuwu2418
      @stellafancyuwu2418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@tetsi0815 lol es gibt Leute in Berlin, die das so nennen?😂 Hab das auch noch nie gehört und wohne schon mein ganzes Leben hier

    • @hornkraft9438
      @hornkraft9438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just in case you want to preserve your success? Or evidence ...

    • @Schneeeulenwetter
      @Schneeeulenwetter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      grmpfhmbl_yt auf französisch wird es mit e geschrieben

    • @loris4554
      @loris4554 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Auf italienesch ist preservativo

  • @arctix4518
    @arctix4518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Wenn ich den See seh', brauch' ich kein Meer mehr!
    When i see the lake, i don't need the sea anymore!

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Das Gedicht vom Bodensee
      Ach, wie tut mein Herz doch weh,
      Wenn ich im Glas den Boden seh.

    • @PolarbearKA
      @PolarbearKA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁😁

  • @veevee4033
    @veevee4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    So two years ago I gave up on German because I was taking my english final exams. At some point at school I had given a text written german and the word die was all over the place and I was like "how many people die in this text is that even legal?"

    • @lejoe2laglace
      @lejoe2laglace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Is it true that you have 'Die, Bart, die!' tattooed on your chest?" - "No, it's German and means 'The, beard, the!'" :-) (The Simpsons)

    • @hrjw
      @hrjw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lejoe2laglaceWer deutsch spricht kann kein schlechter Mensch sein

  • @teddyman15
    @teddyman15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    umfahren= running something over
    but also
    umfahren= driving around something
    😂

    • @gamingunicorn6475
      @gamingunicorn6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, überfahren, driving over something, or in this sense, driving something over.

  • @baralah
    @baralah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Western Nations: The German language is tough
    Slavik Nations: LOL, very cute. Hold my beer

    • @arvedludwig3584
      @arvedludwig3584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Indeed Polish language and Hungarian language is very tough
      P.S. i think the product called "polish remover" was a german invention.
      Don't judge me, enjoy the joke.

    • @ivanbregar1646
      @ivanbregar1646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Slavic languages are not though. I guess it depends on which one. Polish may be a little bit more complex and hard. But russian and south slavic are more plesant sounding if you ask me. Infact i dont like if the language is too smooth like italian or french.

    • @AktinTV
      @AktinTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol slvic languages aren't that difficult. You got: 1. German, 2. Chinese 3. Japanese etc.

    • @Chrobin111
      @Chrobin111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AktinTV Japanese is definitely harder than German and Chinese. At elast for English natives.

    • @Dimanichtderechte
      @Dimanichtderechte 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a failed Greek invention from Thessaloniki

  • @alive1691
    @alive1691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I couldn’t live without the word „doch“ which does not exist in the englisch language

    • @alanthomas2064
      @alanthomas2064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The nearest translation for me is: indeed! is he at home!...indeed he is. ist er zu Hause? doch!

    • @Bloxeh
      @Bloxeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alanthomas2064 As a native german I wouldn't answer the question "Ist er zuhause?" with "doch". This question would warrant a yes or no answer.
      If the question was "Er ist nicht zuhause, oder?" or even as a statement "Er ist nicht zuhause!" - both could be answered with "doch". I think in this context "doch" is a disagreement with the question/statement. The question needs to have an implication.
      There are of course other situations were you could use "doch" as an direct answer.
      For example:
      "Bist du glücklich?"/"Are you happy?"
      You could answer with "doch schon", which I'd translate as "kind of".

    • @Bloxeh
      @Bloxeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanthomas2064 I use "indeed" as a translation of "tatsächlich" normally. But it wouldn't fit for your example though.
      In your example, if you want to emphasis that he is indeed at home, I'd use "Allerdings!" or more casual "na klar" or "aber ja".
      Edit:
      I just thought of one situation, where "ja doch" would be a natural answer to your example. If the person asking is kind of bugging you, and it is very obvious that the person is home. Then you would say "ja doch! " (as in "stop asking me, you know he is!").

    • @katharinafust8816
      @katharinafust8816 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you simply can say but

    • @internetuser1015
      @internetuser1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ehrenprofilbild

  • @Plamie
    @Plamie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    ''German language is so hard''
    me: ''hold my Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz''

    • @p__jay
      @p__jay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Plamie I’d say this is Gesetz is erfunden...

    • @senor_m6673
      @senor_m6673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@p__jay it actually isnt

    • @limibosi1785
      @limibosi1785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is there a rule uou can read long words? Especially when you don't know all names that are within that long one.

    • @senor_m6673
      @senor_m6673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@limibosi1785 its always the last noun in the word, that says the most about the word. in this example "gesetz", which means law, is the last noun, so you know, the word is some kind of law. you can continue, and take the last two nouns, "übertragungsgesetz" which means transfer law. you can go on like this until youve combined every noun.

    • @senor_m6673
      @senor_m6673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      but i see, for a non german, its even difficult to determine, where a new noun starts😅

  • @Joksa999
    @Joksa999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I like speaking German with my friends.
    They all can speak German, in fact they are German.
    I'm also german
    I life in germany.
    So many coincidences

  • @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012
    @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    ...and no, the "Karnickel" is *not* the five cents coin for the parking machine😄

  • @sandeepmenonc9003
    @sandeepmenonc9003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Gift means poison ,dats pretty cool,😙🤣🤣🤣

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "You are so gifted."
      "Quick! To the next hospital!" :)

    • @m83jm
      @m83jm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And "gift" in swedish is marriage, you see the connection 😅

    • @michimacho73
      @michimacho73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It comes from old times, where people got poisoned very often (kings and nobles fighting for power ...) So at those times Gift was a present like the Mitgift, the dowry. Because poisoning others got widespread, whenever someone died, people assumed they may have had a little *present* in their food... So with the time the word Gift got synonymous to poison....

    • @FastredGreenholm
      @FastredGreenholm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      michimacho73 Das Wort Gift ist eine germanische Abstraktbildung (*gef-ti-) mit t-Suffix - und dadurch bedingtem Wandel von b zu f - der indoeuropäischen Wurzel des Wortes geben. Die ursprüngliche Bedeutung „Gabe, Geschenk, Schenkung“, die Gift noch bei Goethe hatte, ist heute im Deutschen verschwunden (während sie im englischen „gift“ weiterlebt) und hat sich nur in der Mitgift („Heiratsgut der Braut, Aussteuer“) erhalten.
      Der Bedeutungswandel von „Gabe“ zu „tödliche Gabe, Gift“, zuerst im Althochdeutschen bei Notker belegt, steht später unter dem Einfluss des griechisch-spätlateinischen Wortes dosis, das Geschenk, „Gabe, bestimmte Menge Arznei“ bedeutet, aber auch als verhüllender (euphemistischer) Ausdruck für „Gift“ verwendet wird.
      Aber auch schon der griechische Ausdruck pharmacon bei Homer stand sowohl für die Heilwirkung als auch die schädliche Wirkung eines Stoffes und auch bei Galenos gibt es Arzneimittel (pharmaka) deren Wirkung als Gift von der Dosis abhängt.[1]
      Gift behält das ursprünglich feminine Genus in beiden Bedeutungen vorerst bei, wird dann als „schädlicher Stoff“ zuerst Maskulin (Anfang des 15. Jahrhunderts), später Neutrum (Mitte 16. Jahrhundert). Letzteres setzt sich im 18. Jahrhundert immer mehr durch, doch schreibt noch Schiller 1784 in Kabale und Liebe (5. Akt, 7. Szene): Noch spür ich den Gift nicht.
      Verwandte Verwendungen: Althochdeutsch (9. Jahrhundert), mittelhochdeutsch, mittelniederdeutsch gift (feminin) 'das Geben, Gabe, Geschenk, Gift', mittelniederländisch ghifte, ghichte, niederländisch gift (feminin) 'Gabe, Gift', altenglisch gift, gyft (feminin, neutrum) 'Gabe, Belohnung, Brautpreis', Plural 'Hochzeit', altnordisch gipt, gift (feminin) 'Gabe, Glück, Vermählung (der Frau)', gotisch fragifts (feminin) 'Verleihung', Plural 'Verlobung'. Wiki

    • @michimacho73
      @michimacho73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FastredGreenholm Danke für die germanistische Abhandlung des "Giftes" 🙏 ..... Ich vermisse aber noch das Ligandum zum Sanskrit und zum Protoindoeuropäischem..... Ich meine wenn schon.... denn schon..... 😉. 😂😂😂

  • @ammelepiz7265
    @ammelepiz7265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I'm German and I just realised how cool my language actually is XD.

    • @bernardmcavoy1864
      @bernardmcavoy1864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But you obviously fail to realise how bad your English is. 'Cool' is particularly vulgar American slang.

    • @chrizbrewster8218
      @chrizbrewster8218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here it's actually rolling off my tongue naturally from time to time since I have practice

    • @jackkruese9929
      @jackkruese9929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Du hast recht. I’m a Brit and we say it as well. BTW love your language and am trying to learn it.

    • @habicht6
      @habicht6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      aber so was von...

    • @ndn5656
      @ndn5656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bernardmcavoy1864 So according to you the Americans don't speak English?

  • @nri363
    @nri363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    You forgot our best word: "Fernweh"

    • @mnl1986
      @mnl1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nicht Wanderlust oder Heimweh?

    • @nri363
      @nri363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mnl1986 das auch.

    • @name_vergeben9028
      @name_vergeben9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oder Zeitgeist

    • @KallaUltimate
      @KallaUltimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Weltschmerz" beschde

    • @alessandrotorrini3581
      @alessandrotorrini3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@name_vergeben9028 "Lo spirito del tempo", auf Italienisch

  • @afe31
    @afe31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    In german language, the comma is saving lifes.
    "Ich esse gerade, Opa." > telling your grandpa that you are eating right now
    "Ich esse gerade Opa." > telling someone that you are eating your grandpa right now

    • @RandolphCrane
      @RandolphCrane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same in English: "I'm eating, Grampa" - "I'm eating Grampa"

  • @tadhgobrien8744
    @tadhgobrien8744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I spent a short time working in Germany in the 90s in Darmstadt. The place I learned to really speak German was the Korne bar where nobody spoke English but most had criminal records or drove trucks. My teachers there took a holistic approach of beer, sausage, bad jokes, lies & falling off bar stools to finally make me realize the German language was fun & necessary if I wanted to reciprocate! Danke!

  • @miinya8592
    @miinya8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love words like "Enttäuschung" meaning "disappointment", but you can actually also see it as de-deceit as in being stripped away of a deceit or a deception.
    German and english have lots of words like that and that is why I love languages!!!

    • @vomm
      @vomm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Verrückt" (crazy / insane) - when the mind is no longer in its place

    • @gamingunicorn6475
      @gamingunicorn6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geiles profil foto.

  • @93mawi
    @93mawi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    „Words can“t describe my feelings for you!“
    „Try it in German, we have words for every feeling“
    „Okay… ich find dich echt knorke!“

    • @marcuszaja6589
      @marcuszaja6589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not for every feeling ... "Saudade" is a Portuguese word that only the Portuguese language has and only the Portuguese people completely understand.

  • @swampymaan
    @swampymaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    it is even funnier when you start using the punctuation mark: "Er will, sie nicht." or "Er will sie nicht".... total different meanings. "He wants her, she doesn't want him." or "He doesn't want her"

    • @tepes578
      @tepes578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like "He wants [xyz], she doesn't." It's not specified what he wants in the first example.

    • @GiggleX0210
      @GiggleX0210 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tepes578 I agree with you. We only say "Er/Sie/Es will, ... nicht) when the context is clear.

    • @fizzlepizz7180
      @fizzlepizz7180 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tepes578 da hast du recht, jedoch kann man das so und so betrachten. Er will KANN bedeuten dass er SIE will usw.

    • @ahgavlive4517
      @ahgavlive4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Er will, sie nicht
      He wants, she doesn't Want
      Z.b
      Ich habe die beiden gefragt ob sie mit mir ins Kino gehen. Er will, sie nicht.
      I Asked them if they wanna watch a movie with me. He wants
      she doesn't want (to watch the movie)
      Er will sie nicht
      He doesn't want her

    • @Steevee5k
      @Steevee5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Komm, wir essen Opa -> komm wir essen, Opa.

  • @irgendeintyp1236
    @irgendeintyp1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Rindfleischettikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
    Ja ist ein word xD

    • @wiggel2161
      @wiggel2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Meaning: law of transfering tasks policing beef labeling
      And it was abolished in 2013.

    • @playboysalih6691
      @playboysalih6691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine
      and this one word in turkish 😆

    • @YannisBang
      @YannisBang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      moment das ist ein gesetz und das steht so

    • @ariinan3992
      @ariinan3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wort*

    • @wellplayed9589
      @wellplayed9589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could read it without a mistake

  • @helmuthelmlos5067
    @helmuthelmlos5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache" isnt really used to tell you it is a difficult language. It is more or less a way to make fun of some, who just butcherd a sentence. and it works so good because this "sentence" doesnt have a verb so you sound really dumb by saying it, which ridicules the one it is said to even more, than if you would say it normally. because it implies than even a fool who forgets the verb, does it better than you.

    • @chrp90
      @chrp90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ok boomer

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@black_forest_ That wouldn't be a proper German sentence either. You always need a verb.

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@black_forest_ "Die deutsche Sprache ist eine schwierige Sprache"

    • @giorgiom.3833
      @giorgiom.3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      chrp90 Whats bad about boomers? They are the memory of of society, since they exist since many decades and experienced a lot of things. Also without boomers you wouldn't exist.

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@giorgiom.3833 ok boomer

  • @marcusseidel6824
    @marcusseidel6824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favourite out of all your videos.
    Every language is tricky ...has lots of " mouse traps".
    I m a native German speaker but grew up in Belgium.
    Had to learn Dutch, lots of false friends similar to German but different meaning.
    Than the second language in Belgium is french.
    The spelling, grammar and the prononciation for a German speaker is a huge challenge.
    on top of that English.
    But the English you hear mostly is American English ...( music, sit coms etc)
    It was a language mission impossible.
    Even though I m adult now ...acquiring a new language requires a lot efford ... but it s worth it.
    Thank you Rachel.
    I just discovered this 3 years after it was released. It doesn t matter. A youtube video full of quality is a joy forever.

  • @shawnsteinvision
    @shawnsteinvision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The Word "After" is a little other Thing in Germany. In the British Area it is some Time Meaning...in Germany..it is something else. 😂😂😂

    • @ranp105
      @ranp105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Schylock Du hast es nicht verstanden.. Bio Leistungskurs lässt auf sich warten

    • @Schylock
      @Schylock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ranp105 Hast recht, an die Bedeutung habe ich gar nicht gedacht 🤔

    • @fizzlepizz7180
      @fizzlepizz7180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ranp105 herrlich die alten bio lk zeiten...

    • @vomm
      @vomm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      after ist bei der frau unten du weißt was

    • @Z0RDR4CK
      @Z0RDR4CK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vomm wat is los? ^^
      also manchmal weiss ich ja wirklich nicht, ob da einer triggern will, oder wirklich etwas blöde ist :D

  • @justthejust9868
    @justthejust9868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Wer zum Geier sagt Präservativ?
    Jemand der es nicht braucht

    • @pmmeurcatpics
      @pmmeurcatpics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How do you "normally" say it?

    • @justthejust9868
      @justthejust9868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@pmmeurcatpics Kondom

    • @mr.hierkonnteihrewerbungst8555
      @mr.hierkonnteihrewerbungst8555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@pmmeurcatpics Kondom or Gummi, Nobody say Präservativ ^^

    • @pmmeurcatpics
      @pmmeurcatpics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mr.hierkonnteihrewerbungst8555 thanks!

    • @derbengel0759
      @derbengel0759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oder Pariser😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobkransteiner6519
    @jacobkransteiner6519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    short german flirt:
    he:"na?" (wanna go out?)
    bavarian girl:"na!" (no)
    ...

  • @Sebastian-pc1li
    @Sebastian-pc1li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    German steht im Titel
    Deutsche: Ein Volk, ein Reich ein Kommentarbereich

    • @shilohplatt789
      @shilohplatt789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Und das beste ist, es reimt sich sogar

    • @advo9226
      @advo9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dieser Kommentarbereich ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

    • @SAK_-
      @SAK_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ein Volk eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion. Reich auf reich reimen stinkt

    • @PersonausdemAll
      @PersonausdemAll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mindestens

    • @advo9226
      @advo9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SAK_- Es soll sich auch nicht reimen. Der Originalspruch reimt sich auch nicht, du olle Klatschpappe...

  • @j.r.mccalla8662
    @j.r.mccalla8662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    More, please. I enjoyed this.

    • @j.r.mccalla8662
      @j.r.mccalla8662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh, and thanks for this video.

    • @anicatt
      @anicatt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J.R. McCalla Relax

  • @akaviral5476
    @akaviral5476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    My favorite is when I said "Ich schlage Ihnen" instead of "ich schlage Ihnen vor." Got a pretty good laugh out of it later though!

    • @selina9260
      @selina9260 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan P. 😂

    • @f.k.4471
      @f.k.4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Still doesn't mean you beat someone, as that is ''Ich schlage Sie'. So basically, what you said was just wrong... :D

    • @salocin3114
      @salocin3114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@f.k.4471 Well "Ich schlage Ihn" means "I punch him" and as you dont have to pronounce the "en" in "Ihnen" it can be misunderstood.

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@salocin3114
      I get it now (said like that):"Ich schlage ihnn)

    • @JohnWintergreen
      @JohnWintergreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@f.k.4471 höchstens, er spräche bairisch.

  • @sammyaskoreanstudies
    @sammyaskoreanstudies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Eierlegende Eierlegende kam an ihr Eierlegende.
    XD

    • @lordbolognese6823
      @lordbolognese6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kookie wie du einfach den Artikel weglässt 😂!

    • @hughjazz4936
      @hughjazz4936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hab's 3 mal gelesen bevor ich's geschnallt hab, sehr gut xD

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eier-legende Eier-Legende kam an ihr Eier-leg-Ende

    • @lordbolognese6823
      @lordbolognese6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Real Cyphox ...weil du ihn schon vorher kanntest
      Badumms tsss
      🥁 💥

    • @lettenlina1708
      @lettenlina1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uff

  • @Legitch
    @Legitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I still get cracked up about "hand shoe", even years after first hearing it. It's just so hilarious and accurate at the same time.

  • @giannispapailiou5794
    @giannispapailiou5794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Ich lerne Deutsch seit neun Monaten und ich liebe diese Sprache

    • @celenne1492
      @celenne1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's great!! I would hate learning German. The grammar is so complicated...like I have soentimes no clue and I'm a native speaker 😂😅

    • @giannispapailiou5794
      @giannispapailiou5794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@celenne1492 Sie würden das hassen, wenn Ihre Muttersprache English war. Ich komme aus Griechenland und wir haben eine schwere Sprache.

    • @celenne1492
      @celenne1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@giannispapailiou5794 Achso, Sie haben aber trotzdem meinen Respekt! Deutsch ist auch eine schwere Fremdsprache!

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a native speaker and if I weren't (wasn't? Weren't sounds right but I know wasn't is usually used for "I") I'd probably love and hate it at the same time because it's logical and interesting but at the same time it's so complicated.

    • @giannispapailiou5794
      @giannispapailiou5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@donuts564 There are 3 major difficulties that make it hard 1) position des Verbs (normally second position but when having a subordinating conjunction it goes to the end) . 2) der Dativ Fall (i would love it if I was an ancient Greek but you use it sometimes for no reason. Why don't you have a vokative case like us?) 3) Eure Artikeln der, die oder das are different in comparison to ours. Zum beispiel. You say der Tisch. In greek we say Das Tisch. You say der Tag and we say die Tag. You say die Welt oder das Leben. We say der Welt und die Leben. Etc.

  • @syedriazhussainshah7889
    @syedriazhussainshah7889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Interesting... Nice way to carry forward a learning process for a foreign learner... Keep up the good work.

    • @sauravkashyap687
      @sauravkashyap687 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Motive in action v mnnnkojjihhhBBC. ...l5rqqhhn9

  • @MB-rn4ul
    @MB-rn4ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    another false friend:
    to overhear - überhören - in german that means to NOT having noticed something that was said.

    • @RachelStewart04
      @RachelStewart04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah that's a great one!

    • @3.k
      @3.k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      „sich an etwas überhören“ could also mean that you don’t like a song anymore because you have listened to it too many times.
      „Ich habe mich an dem Lied überhört.“
      Probably not used much anymore, but it exists. :)

    • @MB-rn4ul
      @MB-rn4ul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@3.k I still use it.

    • @Doridantoni
      @Doridantoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it can also mean to overhear

    • @3.k
      @3.k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Patricia O.
      Weiß nicht… wenn Du es mit sattessen/überessen vergleichst, ist „satt gehört“ wie „genug gehört“ und „überhört“ bedeutet eben „zu viel/oft gehört.“ 🤔 😃

  • @lorenzodelgaudio
    @lorenzodelgaudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Gymnasium" and "praservativ" in Italy has the same meaning, we say "ginnasio" and "preservativo".

  • @sirbattlecat
    @sirbattlecat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Germans' and Swiss people's use of "beamer" for a projector confuses a lot of people where I work. But as mentioned in the video - it's logical. It projects a beam of light, so why not?

    • @henryreusch6313
      @henryreusch6313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That could be because of the fact that we say "Tageslichtprojektor" for "overhead projector" so maybe we needed something new for the newer technology and it's more of a beam in the real projector :D

    • @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012
      @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of my English seminar tutors from Manchester at university once told us a "beamer" is a colloquial word for a BMW.

    • @Zawasbaby
      @Zawasbaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If u know much about swiss german why dot you try to say "chuchichästli"

    • @dietdoubledew8986
      @dietdoubledew8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, East-German people call it Polylux. (ex lat. many lights)

    • @gur262
      @gur262 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beamer is fun, like handy. Handy isn't really German but germans like English and handy is the word many germans think means mobile phone and even though it isn't English for mobile phone we use handy. Same with beamer. Sounds English to germans.

  • @juliusm3973
    @juliusm3973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    German in the title:
    Germans: Moin servus moin

    • @sini9905
      @sini9905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bbm iss die Gang

  • @ottovonbismarck7646
    @ottovonbismarck7646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Meet the Germans!
    The rest of Europe: No thank you. The last two times didn't go so well...

    • @himangshuarnheimbora4150
      @himangshuarnheimbora4150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andreasstrube3506
      @andreasstrube3506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😜 Made my day 😂😂

    • @Schylock
      @Schylock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wir können nichts für unsere Vorfahren!!😂

    • @ottovonbismarck7646
      @ottovonbismarck7646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Schylock du hast recht lol

    • @Knallteute
      @Knallteute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or like Mittermeier put it: We own Greek and if we knew it would be that cheap we would have had it a lot easier in the 40s

  • @lilfelix8955
    @lilfelix8955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hundred in German means "Hundert"
    Thousand means "Tausend"
    Million means "Million"
    Billion means "Milliarde"
    Trillion means "Billion"
    Quatrillion means "Billiarde"
    Quintillion means "Trillion"

    • @Koopatotschkaru
      @Koopatotschkaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its not only like that in German its like this in other languages

    • @margoos1337
      @margoos1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is in nearly every europeen language this system

    • @Sturzfaktor2
      @Sturzfaktor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Historically, the "long scale" system based on powers of 1'000'000 came first (1'000'000 = million, 1'000'000² = billion, etc.). The exponent and the prefix are directly linked: bi = ², tri = ³, and so on. Then there was a divide when an alternate system, the "short scale", based on powers of 1000 was introduced (1000² = million, 1000³ = billion, etc.). The intermediate steps "Milliarde"/milliard = 1000 millions were introduced even later. Continental Europe and Spanish speaking countries mostly use the long scale. The UK officially switched to the short scale as recent as the 1970s.

  • @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012
    @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    German is a very logic, observing language that names things for what they are. I remember watching an interview with the singer of Travis on TV once and, referring to a lightbulb = Glühbirne ("glowing pear"), said he loved the logic behind it because it literally is a pear that glows😄 The other way around, a lightbulb directly translated into German would be a "Lichtknubbel" which is even also true.

  • @lilraf5900
    @lilraf5900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Heißt Tomatenmark Tomatenmark, weil Mark Tomaten mag?

    • @p__jay
      @p__jay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lil RAF Nein!

    • @tomatomarc
      @tomatomarc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gute Frage

    • @nighthawx5883
      @nighthawx5883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mark nennt man Tomatenmark, weil Mark einfach Tomaten mag.

    • @YEP753
      @YEP753 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only get the mag part

    • @JohnWintergreen
      @JohnWintergreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Der geht in Süddeutschland nicht, da "Tomatenmarrrrk"

  • @thebesteu-west2763
    @thebesteu-west2763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Tja... " Would be another example of sounds

  • @herbuck
    @herbuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best word in german is: "Tja". The emotional span of that word is just incredible. It can be very mean but also very peaceful. Like if someone you don't like has bad luck and you say "Tja...", it can mean: It's your own fault, what comes around goes around...etc OR someone you like has bad luck and you try to comfort him, you say "Tja..." and it can mean: I'm feel sorry for you, i hope you'll be better soon...it's magnificent but i think it is hard for someone who didn't grow up here.

  • @Rahul-ur3jy
    @Rahul-ur3jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rachael is the best😂😂😂
    Introducing everyone to German culture in a funny way but highly informative

  • @BingaBango202
    @BingaBango202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Genug Spaß für heute! Zurück an die Arbeit!!

  • @Beery1962
    @Beery1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My favorite false friends are "vor", which sounds like it means "for" but means "ago" and "seit". which kinda sounds like "since" but really means "for".

    • @Numnutz
      @Numnutz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      not really though,
      "Ich stehe hier seit 3 Tagen" - "I've been standing here for 3 days"
      "Seit gestern.." - "since yesterday"
      "Er hat es vor mir bekommen." - "He got it before me"
      "Ich stehe vor der Säule" - "I'm standing in front of the pillar"
      "vor" can me "ago", "in front of", "before" and im sure im missing something else that i forgot
      "seit" can be "for" and "since", but in the time sense, not the reasoning sense, also sure i forgot something here as well
      oh and also there's "seid", which i won't get into because that's something entirely different and this comment is way too long already

    • @lordbolognese6823
      @lordbolognese6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats with „überhören“ an „to overhear“?

    • @jeremyhamm7157
      @jeremyhamm7157 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordbolognese6823 "überhören" means to fail to hear something, while "overhear" is "belauschen" in German and means to eavesdrop.

    • @lordbolognese6823
      @lordbolognese6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremy Hamid jip, i know. It was just suggestion

    • @lordbolognese6823
      @lordbolognese6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a*

  • @MayankGoel447
    @MayankGoel447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Craziest one for me yet 😂 😂
    English: Gift = Gift
    German: Gift = Poison

    • @kevinwestermann1001
      @kevinwestermann1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One meaning of the English "gift" is the one best translated as "Gabe" in German which explains the word's origin: "That which was given" ("Das, was gegeben wurde").

  • @tehalexy
    @tehalexy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The german answer for everything isnt 42 ... its "tja" :D

    • @cornylovesnature
      @cornylovesnature 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      looked through the comments for 10 minutes to find your comment!! Tja...

    • @KlausHendryck
      @KlausHendryck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MG42.... FG42... those are great answers if you ask me xDD

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      42 isn´t the answer for everything anywhere else. It´s answer to the one ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tja, so ist dat halt.

  • @drumjunk1
    @drumjunk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I just had to give you a thumb up. I always loved 'The awful German language' by Mark Twain.
    Do you know why it is great to be a German?
    You don't need to learn this language.

    • @Tribalfan88x
      @Tribalfan88x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riddle me this: If you don't learn german (even as a German) how can you even speak it?

  • @thomassmith8298
    @thomassmith8298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I think that Rachel brings out some of the things that English speakers are struck by when first approaching German. However, we should be careful that we do not allow these things to become barriers to learning. We have to be careful of mental blocks when coming across these features which appear comical or illogical. If at the back of our minds we think "oh, that's stupid", then we have erected a mental barrier. Better to think "that's the way they do it, accept it and move on". Yes, Germans do say that German is a difficult language, and perhaps it's the most difficult of the west European Indo-European languages. However, in terms of degree of difficulty, it's much easier than the Slavic languages, Hungarian, Finnish, Estonian, etc., not to mention languages further east such as Arabic, Turkish, etc. Some positives about German: it's phonetic; learn the alphabet and how to pronounce diphthongs and consonant groupings, and you can read stuff which you mightn't understand. For English speakers, it's also relatively easy to pronounce. While there are a number of "false friends, as English is a germanic language, there are many cognates. In spite of the long compound nouns (which I find fun), German can be amazingly compact in its description of concepts. Fuer mich, "Deutsche Sprache, tolle Sprache".

    • @janchristian514
      @janchristian514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya, good points!

    • @RA-uz3cs
      @RA-uz3cs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes, yes. Good thinking.

  • @patratyrell7111
    @patratyrell7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Excellent videos, each and everyone of them! Always interesting and creative and not to mention informative.