Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York
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Overheard by me while at an outdoor market
"Of course, we'll have to take off our swords or we won't be able to get through the cat flap"
I REALLY want to know how that turned out.
What- 😂😂😂
I can see the problem there.
I would love to know what prompted that statement! :)
This post wins.
1:14. Too fabulous for one gender! That dad is raising the kind of man everyone wants their son to be.
Umm. No.
@@carolinalady7763 for you it's a no, but for me it's a yes
@@Iheartmeowmeows It's a yes from me too! The world could use that kind of parenting. 👍🏼
I wouldn't want him to be raised by a person who slept through sex ed
No
"What's pneumonia?"
"It's where your lungs just like... don't."
Have had pneumonia, can confirm
Lmaoo
Painfully accurate, had it thanksgiving a couple years ago, when I wasn’t zoned out by meds I was hacking up what little remained of my lungs.
Oh hey I had it at that time of year too- thanksgiving of 2019
@@aceofbranches think mine happened 2015 or 16, after my dad and older sister had it. Mom managed to avoid it by going on a oh so convenient trip with my aunts.
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Wait a second...I had to read that a couple times. NY is for rich people who hate themselves and LA is for rich people who are obsessed with themselves... I kinda have to let this sink in. Profound
🙄 "Profound"? It's very easy to understand!
@@jb6712 someone’s sounding like a rich person who hates themselves
On a very full subway years ago, at the end of a long day, everyone looks tired. Two young tourists in shorts and t-shirts: one says to the other “can you imagine doing this every day!” They both laugh. The rest of us just sighed.
Rest of country looks at NYC: Heavy sigh.
They’re going to get a rude awakening
@@Grace-td5dd No they won't, they're getting out of Crazyville tomorrow.
@@Grace-td5dd Why? some people visit the shit hole but are smart enough to leave
Like the guy said, "Live in San Francisco, but leave before it makes you too soft. Live in New York, but leave before it makes you too hard."
"Like being in a group chat you never asked for." 🤣 I've never heard a better description of growing up in a small town!
I love on a small island and can confirm that this is correct lol
I'm a supervisor at a lumber company. About 200 people, we were having a meeting about forklift safety. Just a little refresher. I literally had almost 10 people not realize how to brake going down hill. I don't hand out the forklift certification, but I took 9 away that day.
Lol
*not a forklift driver*
So, is there some special technique to braking while going downhill, or did they just not know they SHOULD brake?
@@gwk1967 Does it matter?
@@julien.4617 To you? Apparently not. But I would like to know. Therefore, it matters *to me*. See how that works?
@@gwk1967 If they don't brake when they should, they injure someone or crash. They were obviosly not trained. See how that works? If you want to know, who's stopping you? ..."See how that works?" ...What's that? If you want to know, find out. Don't get smarmy.
My friend from nyc always says in november:
"If this is that start of tourist season, why arent we allowed to hunt them?"🤣🤣
He complimented me once by saying i was walking like a local.
we say that here in new england about new yorkers leafpeeping lol
That's also a very common sentence around FL beaches. Lol
god as a local, its really obvious when people walk like tourists and it pisses you off because they walk so slow while in the middle of the sidewalk, and half of the time they're in a GROUP of people. walking slowly and blocking the path for everyone else to get where they need to go. it's especially noticable in big tourist places like chinatown during tourist season.
Nothing new about that joke; we've been saying it in northern Michigan for at least 80 years.
Little girl: “that’s BORING! I wanna be a suitcase!”
That made me choke on my Coca Cola! Just perfect! 😂
The girl saying I’m actually incredibly vain not insecure is totally something i’d do
7:05 I absolutely LOVE this Yoga teacher! I say this all the time, too. Once my daughter was taking too long to get ready for school, and her Grandma was like: "Hurry up, we're running out of time!" And she replied, calmly: "Mum says that time doesn't exist anyway!"
When I was in Ireland, I was in an archery club. I overheard the trainer talking to another member
The trainer: "Of course your arrows need feathers! Or does a bird fly wothout its feathers?"
Other member: "Obviously not." *they pointed on the arrow * "if you say it can't fly without its feathers, it might be dead now, like a bird." *they took their arrow and shot it into the bull's eye * "As you can see, this arrow, which I named Bird now, is alive and is flying just like an Ace!"
1:38 omg that old man’s response 😂
Let me remember one..
Little boy: mom what's asthma?
His mom: you see that person over there? The one with short hair *points at me holding my inhalator* it's when someone's lungs just don't do good, so they use inhalators to help
Little boy: is that person smoking air?
Inhalator? Is that a spelling error or do some people call inhalers that?
2:29
"It's like where your lungs just like....don't"
Omg I'm dying this is so on point.
BF has a doctor's not excusing him from the relationship.
Time for some serious self-examination, Darling.
So, there was some controversy in the "Too fabulous for one gender" thing at 1:14, and I just wanted to comment about it... What the dad did, was, to me, extremely supportive of people who dress different then society's norm, and I liked it a lot. It's one thing to have a non-homophobic parent, and it's another thing to have a supportive parent. If my dad had said that to my little sibling when I was younger, I would've been extremely proud of my dad, and that sort of thing would've made my day. Some person said it favored sexualities and genders in the comments, but I highly doubt that the dad thought that over and was like, "Hm, I shouldn't say that to my kid because then it might establish some sort of mindset hierarchy!" I mean, I guess he could've said, "Because he's being himself", but what he did say was totally fine. The dad was making up for all the negative comments someone could say, and if this is what parenting is evolving into, I really wish I was a kid right now. This was just something I wanted to say, I hope you have a good rest of your day.
So...you think that makes up for imagined things people didn't say? How is it that an over-the-top heterophobic extremely complimentary comment counterbalance an imaginary, unvoiced criticism made by an imaginary person , if an attempt to voice it, would be squashed immediately? Sounds more like a wholehearted endorsement of a frimge lifestyle.
Of course parenting is all about the kid's sibling's approval. He should have told the truth! "I don't know." Was he a trans.? cross dresser? prankster? on a dare? Why are you making assumptions?
@@julien.4617 Sorry, that wasn’t what I was trying to imply, and you do prove a point. But this was just my opinion at the time
Oh hon, believe me, it’s *not* imagined. You just think it is because you don’t see that kind of negativity. And you don’t see it because it’s not directed at you. But that does not mean it’s not there.
@@gachanugget5710 Ok. It's just that it was an over-the-top comment saying he was "too fabulous" that it put that action on a pedistal, and would give an impressionable child, from a respected adult, a slanted view of what he was. He could of said something like, "He is a person who is a boy on the outside and girl inside or he could be a boy who just wants to dress like a girl. You can explain a situation for a child without endorsing or criticizing it.
6:56 She must be toxic as hell if the doctor is prescribing that.
"NOO! I said you look like a green bean!" is something I overheard from an argument today
Well, one wouldn't want to look like a Lima bean, would one?
4:25 Yes! Thanks for this posting, loved all of them, the good, bad and ugly.
“I will give you $20 out of my wallet to not do what you’re about to do” 😭 poor musician
3:24 now THATS what I call inspirational right there.
1:54 ya, and in the process hit someone else. then ya gotta spin around a 2nd time to apologize to them, hit the first one again, and on it goes like a Three Stooges skit. the world has become a Three Stooges skit and an episode of the Twilight Zone.
I just love the lack of thought processes in the "masks... don't stop a virus and doctors need them". WHY do you think the doctors need them? I mean... lol. XD
I believe that was the point---like a great many people, the one who spoke such stupidity wasn't exactly engaging their brain.....
Because they work in a very unhealthy, disease-laden environment?
@@julien.4617 Yes... That's the point.
@@SysterYster I got your irony.
It's funny because you're still hung up on Covid😂😂😂😂😂
5:23 if you were born and raised in New York, but now live in California, I hate that I'm obsessed with myself
As a dancer myself, 8:59 was pretty funny
Ah
Balance
The thumbnail- YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'LL REPLY IF SOMEONE ASKS ABOUT MY GENDER-
Lmao thanks for that-
Made up but still humorous. Gross overuse of the word "literally" is the giveaway.
Oh believe me, people use literally in conversaions a LOT. Especially people who spend their free time by reading internet English or who watch certain TV or YT shows
I guess it depends on where you live and the age of the person. Some people literally can't talk without saying "literally."
@@baggins4354 so you know my children. Hell of a coincidence!
I cannot talk without saying literally.
Or people just say literally a lot....which they do.
1:12 - Dad sounds woke!
1:49 - "Turn around an apologize!" "So I can hit someone else with the backpack while I'm turning?"
2:56 - It is kind of funny.
3:19 - D'you suppose she meant stewardess?
7:40 - Oh, well that's alright, then.
First! 😃
(Stewardess) she's 7 years old. Someone older, and it would be a good joke about lost luggage.
When I got asked what I wanted to be when I grow up when I was three, I said a pram. A pram sounded fun. I had zero concept of what "what you're going to be when you grow up" was.
Seven sounds maybe too old for that but... what I do know from personal experience is that children really don't necessarily understand the difference between "person" and "object" (and if you've ever seen children playing, surely you should know that).
My mom left her 1968 Nikon camera in a restaurant in Little Italy. When she went back for it, it was still hanging on the chair where we sat. A few years later, she left it hanging in the airport bathroom in Kanas, I think, never to be seen again. New Yorkers aren't that bad, but I still resent my mom for losing a heirloom camera her brother brought back to her from Vietnam.
That's my NYC! 👏🏻👏🏻🤣🌟
4:17 I _love_ that barista!!! But what is Biontec? Slytherin or Gryffindor? And what are the other ones? 😂😂😂
Wow. A name like Bella Black and she's never read any Harry Potter.
Well, you're in for a treat. It's kiddie literature, but literature nonetheless. Recommended. And it lends sense to Diagon Alley at Universal Studios.
@@w.reidripley1968 Uhm... I read all of the books. More than one time.
Pneumonia.much like severe asthma.
And too fabulous for one gender.totally stealing that
My brother-in-law at the supermarket: *sneezes*
Customers: *Screams, alarms, eclipse, ragnarok, whatever*
My b-i-l: These... Fucking... pollen allergies.
"Literally."
I’m a short dude with very long eyelashes, my hair is long jetblack. I can try my hardest to be tough. But at the end of today I’ll remain a femenine man. i really don’t feel aligned with either genders. My girlfriend loves me for it tho!
So you're a short, pretty king, who can be strong but doesn't need to prove he's "tough".
Your girlfriend is one lucky woman and knows it
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I want to be strong so badly though. Living a long and healthy life..
@@schonkigplavuis8850 You are a young man, your time of life is tough. Long hair is nice for either gender, but maybe not the right look for wanting to show you're a man. Be a gentleman where possible. You'll do fine. Act like the person you want to be (to start, you can find someone like who you admire and want to be like and copy them.) You'll grow into yourself. Best wishes.
Resistance training. Half of which is summed up as 'lifting heavy things.' Muscles get powerful if they get worked. Once you condition a bit to get your muscles used to pulling hard -- and to prove where your starting strength really is -- you can work out hard enough to exhaust yourself in right about an hour. Then you stagger out of the weight room trembling. Recover with water, rather than a lot of Gatorade. You only need a swig or two of that, really.
There is something to bodybuilder powder and protein drinks IF you take these just before you go to bed; your body's rest is when your straining muscles actually grow. Don't use bodybuilder chow any other time, only on workout days, or its nutrition will be largely wasted. You can literally feel it working; your muscles feel hot. Mixing the powder yourself can be a pain -- I recommend a blender or immersion blender.
@@schonkigplavuis8850 A workout that exhausts you in one hour is the right intensity to see muscle growth. But the ultimate authority is your own body; don't get dumb and over ambitious just on somebody's say-so.
8:01. That sounds like there's a LEGAL way to launder money...
Of course there is. What?! You've never ran a pair of pants through the washer with a couple bucks in the pocket?
@@marygreenfield528 LOL! Being a UK citizen, it would be "quid" and "trousers", but the point remains valid. 😃
Trusts, charities ,foundations etc serve a big deal, and I just found out , purchasing modern art is a good way too
Of course there is! Of course, washing Tabbi’s chocolate shake out of the register was a lot more difficult. Our boss came in to hear, “The money isn’t sticky anymore!” “That’s great. But it has to go somewhere while I clean the drawer. Again.” We hear, “Do I find out or just go back home?”
@@marygreenfield528 ah love the pun jokes
"im gay its my christmas" its not even funny just how true that statement is about halloween imma die now
Very sad
4:02 dude- this is so beautiful 😥
as a New Yorker, this is definitely what it’s like to live here
1:11 best thing I have ever heard
‘have a nice day everyone’ ‘go back to California!’ I’m Born, raised & live in California. So I gotta ask; is this part of the ‘NY state of mind ‘ I’ve heard so much about?
Yes it is
Pretty much
Lol, New Yorkers don't have time for bs and while the have a nice day everyone was very kind it was holding up the line and keeping everyone from getting on with their day
Yep. Pretty much.
@@shannonbryan2191 Sad. To defend incivility and rudeness and accept them as normal. New Yorkers are no busier or more important than anyone else in the country. They just like to delude themselves into thinking that they are.
That little girl who wants to be a suitcase knows what she wants
Toronto, my sister and I had an apartment on Queen St by Spadina. She would run down the flight of stairs to pay people to shut up who were making a lot of noise and not stopping. Like the homeless guy having a meltdown, guy banging on drums on the corner, teenage girls squealing about something etc...
I was on a bus in a student town in Norway. I over heard two young men. 1st YM: You were really hung over this morning. 2nd YM: Yeah, I was and I'm so broke now. I'm going to have to move to a country I can afford the drinking habits I picked up here.
8:48
Pfft He literally told you. You deserved that lol. If you don't want to grab a pole, either prepare to fall, grab a seat (which there's rarely any unless it's an unpopular train route at an unpopular time), lean up against a wall, or grab one of the loops provided. I understand being grossed out by New York subways but just wash your hands when you're done and call it a day. For me though who travels by subway a lot, as a child I wouldn't be able to hold onto something so I actually was able to eventually ballance but it takes practice, you can't just show up as a tourist one day for the first time and be an expert without loads of luck.
2:22 I like that man 😆
I’d also be talking to the dog
Unless of course it was a service dog
4:09 omgggg aweeeee 😭❤
The bar tender and Indian guy. So basically people from Boston don't tip? Lol
Just cements in my mind more reasons to never go to NYC voluntarily.
I've already commented a story like these, but I have another one.
Girl 1: *talking to friends who are high* Guys calm down there are other people walking here
Girl 2: *Points at pizza place* Do you think they serve pizza?
Girl 1: Yes, I'm sure they do.
Girl 3: *Laughs hysterically* They have pizza?! Oh my god!
Don't exactly understand why but tears fell at 4:01 😢
8:06
THAT KID KNOW'S WHAT'S UP!
Yea...because these were DEFINITELY real conversations.
If you people enough, you'll know, yeah, it is.
Hi! I'm from Brazil, can anyone please explain the " New Jersey" jokes? From movies and series.
Is there a quarrel between New York and New Jersey?
New York and New Jersey are constantly fighting each other about where's the best place to live. Most states have some level of rivalry with their border states on which one is better.
@@ghostest1719 Thanks!!
Also, I believe New Jersey for a time to clean the Statue of Liberty was technically over the state line into New Jersey. Plus teams played in the Meadowlands in American football for years and called themselves New York even though they were in New Jersey. So there is a little bit of rivalry as far as who claims what.
2:30 Had pneumonia, can confirm
It's disheartening to see that the superfluous use of "literally" has infected New York too.
My favourite ine is the guy complimenting the two ladies, the best part his Catarats surgery thing hahahaha
Second one is amazing
6:04 hes from a monk family, I bet
Mildly amusing.
1:18 Every. dang. time.
0:29 same😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
0:18😂😂😂😂😂
a conversation i overheard:
Person 1: “You’re gay!”
Person 2: “No, you’re gay!”
Person 1: “You are!”
Person 2: “I’m not gay!”
Person 3: “Don’t you have a boyfriend?”
Person 2: “WE BROKE UP.”
Rich people in Vermont, yeah, we're here for the air
They can keep NYC. Sequester the rude.
Damn the second one!
Love the one on the cover so Wholesome
The word wholesome has been banned from overuse
0:23 that literally is my dream
that's a genuine relationship, tho irl idk how to feel about it generally 😂😅
5:44 BUT CROCS AR COMFORTABLE!
2:28😂😂😂😂😭
My sister and I are definitely in the mindset of that man.
Smiled at a dog on the bus today. She whined until her owner asked, “Would you like to pet her? She clearly thinks you’re a good person.” Never have I been happier that my bus ride is forty minutes long!
These just add to my resolve to stay as far away from that crime ridden cesspool as posdible.
Dad: Well son these are the parts of society that keep the earth from being consumed by too many people. They play an integral part in society both practically and comedically
1:31 poor salmon
3:09 I have an uncle who is gay and this is totally the type of thing he would do lol
5:43 is the one that made me audibly guffaw.
I want to know why “bruh” was spoilered out, like it’s a swear word.
Yeah , no half of these are obviously made up. People don't chant drug companies names.
Well, yeah, but they’re funny either way. Less funny, sure, but still funny.
2:27 I would have said " don't flatter yourself I'm smiling at you're dog
Slow it down please
Lolll
That’s NY for ya
2:25 THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
6:18
RUN DUDE RUN YOU GOT TO GO!!! Growing up in Long Island I know the struggle... but come on... how can you get LaGuardia and JFK mixed. They're literally on different sides of queens... Dude You got to go to the North of Queens to get to LaGuardia and to the South of Queens to get to JFK. The Belt Parkway and the Grand Central Parkway are very different. You can get to JFK pretty fast using Sunrise as well but since you want LaGuardia and I'm not sure where you're comming from don't listen unless you think it may help eventually.
7:40 is my brother at home
I overheard a teenager who apparently was in high school one time tell her mom at costco...
Teenager: I was expected to write in cursive in class! NO ONE WRITES IN CURSIVE!! IVE NEVER BEEN TAUGHT CURSIVE IN SCHOOL!!
Mom: Its not used anyway. No point in learning it.
Me: *Laughing in asile with sister over what we heard*
I'm 30. I learned cursive in 1st grade. It was a requirement. You DO need to write in cursive for some documents in life. The mother sounded dumb. Which is why me and my sister couldn't hold back our laughter
For what and where? :o I am also in my 30s and I can say I haven't had to used cursive for anything. I sign my name in cursive kinda but even signatures aren't really required to be "cursive". It can just be stylized. I guess to me, I dont think she sounds dumb because I think for most people, it's true? At least, amongst the people I know.
We learned cursive at young age as well😅 But as school progressed we didn't get taught more about it- now I forgot about it but still know some
Wow - I didn't learn cursive until 4th grade!
And that's why people are leaving new york
6:42 Texans to any Californian be like:
lmao im from cali and i think people here arent super nice texas must be awful. im not from a bad area either- wealthy town, very blue town, alot of LGBTQ+ population. but people will never stop being people ig.
@@imawakemymindisalive13 Bro, I live in a small town that's like 3 hours from the border. My town would most likely shame LGBTQ+ members just because they are all really Catholic (But hey I can live with that if I can still go to the Mexican restaurants lmao)
Just shows how shallow people are
Kid: "Dad, why is that man dressed like a woman?".
Non-Woke Dad: "Well son, he is mentally disturbed, and society has become so screwed up, they would rather let him act out his fantasies, than help him!"
2:04 : Bruh
6:00 r/thathappened
Ive seen most 8 year olds who dont know how to spell attachments or dont know what "the f word" means
I relate to 1:05 so much.
0:14 yea she does not have a bf she just wants to make it look like she does have one
Ahha fujoshi found! 0:28
8:00 he absolutely could tho is the thing its new york no one cares anymore
Wait, why go back to California? We ain’t that nice, have you met the crazies out here?
Either New York city is wayy different from upstate or these stories are made up
I'll agree to the ladder option
Lmao
You ever been to NY
@@aminavera3890 Ive lived in upstate New York for my whole life
Huh, then you haven’t met the right people. These conversations believe it or not are kinda normal in some places.
@@aminavera3890 In Upstate NY? I haven't heard any.
4:05 ok the wholesome was so sweet I just got diabetes.