HITMAN 2 (Complete Series) - Oney Plays
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 พ.ย. 2024
- Oney Plays Hitman 2 for PS4. This video of Hitman 2 Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
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It's a shame they never finished the game. The reveal at the end when agent 47 leaves the organization, grows a beard, marries a beautiful giantess and legally changes his name to Joshua Tomar was pretty cool.
After "grows a beard" i was out.
Yeah I remember seeing that and my eyes popped out of my head and grew 30 times like a Looney Toon character
"Beautiful giantess" killed me.
@@gusroe6542 anytime bald people with beards are mentioned on this channel you know exactly where it's going.
ok
56:00 for the magical “a coin... at this hour?”
Top 5 moments lmao
@@Arany-Csillag😢5
54:26 54:36 😢
5 57:50 ,,
Underrated moment at 3:22:49 as when Chris say ‘Oh red and blue. Kinda like Spider-Man.’ and Tomar responds with ‘What?’ with disgust.
“you said that like a scary biker”
He said it like star lord when he figured out his dad is evil
@@realgregpumpo LMAO TRUE
Now I know that sounds bad-
2:49:17 one of the best oneyplays moments ever. Good joke from Chris, great laughs from tomar, outstanding scream from Zach, this moment have everything
Im glad lyle had nothing nothing to do with this hes the weakest cast of op
@@joeybonzo7135 I personally think adding jelly to peanut butter sandwiches ruins the whole experience of a PB&J, regardless of the name implying that jelly is a requirement
@@joeybonzo7135 Lyle is awesome
@@joeybonzo7135 your name woulda been more fitting as what I thought it was, joeyBozo
@@travis4272 but then it wouldn't be a Dunkey reference
Pig physics and "youre an ant beneath my boot" are classics, but "many similarities between man and leaf" and "a coin? At this hour?" Are painfully underrated
"Grow some hair retard!" Is also really underrated
Im still feverishly searching for zach telling the bois about the Chinese "astronaut" Wan Hu followed by Tomar reading the Wikipedia entry on it and laughing about how he probably just blew himself up. I think it's in this playthrough.
@Rick Wilkinson if you're actually correct you're absolutely enlightened
@Rick Wilkinson waaaaaait no im positive it was in their playthrough of the first reboot hitman during the Thailand mission a let's play I'm not even sure exists anymore for some reason. Im sure it existed at one point though because I distinctly remember zack making a giantess/big beautiful babe Comment because of a statue in the distance at the start of the level.
I'm gonna do what you did to the other guy and copy ur comment lol
2:12:54 Zach being a little bit farther away from the mic asking Tomar how pissed off would he be if he laid an egg and receiving zero acknowledgement is the pinnacle of comedy.
@@GrizzlyO These often walk together on the same tight rope
@@falloutworldrecord it’s like ying yang, there isn’t comedy without tragedy and vice versa
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@@theharvinator yin and yang, an equally iconic duo as Zach and Tomar
At least he was able to redeem himself with the Teespring joke 🙏🙏🙏
Ah the series that brought us such classics as "pig physics" and "put the knife down Jaxxy", I think I can clear my night for this comp
My fav is "A coin? At this hour???"
Can't forget "she's been photoshopping me in a casket for years" and Homer freaking clones himself.
Ah but you can't forget the classic "Hey jaxxy I brought you home some fucking FOOD" and then the "TOMAR NOOOOOO"
“draaap the nyfe jyaxxy.”
YOU'RE AN ANT BENEATH MY BOOT
Shout out to the editor and the team, everytime I watch this series, the little audio edits always get me. Like 4:06 when you can just faintly hear Chris say "how unexpected!" Damn that gets me every time
23:07
"Eww grow some hair 🤬"
"That guy was gross"
😂
6:06 "AGGGGHHHHH"
Zach wasn't lying or wrong about the handkerchief handgrenade, a guy by the name of Vladimir Arutyunian threw a live handgrenade toward the podium where Bush was speaking in Tbilisi.
He pulled the pin and threw it, the grenade hit a girl in the back and it fell to the ground, the handkerchief was still wrapped around the grenade preventing the striker lever from setting the grenade off.
He threw the grenade at the back of the girl's head, then ran over and snapped her neck, took her outfit, and spent 5 minutes searching for the two coins she was carrying.
@Dr Eggman i heard he was also ethnically jewish and bald but idk if that's accurate or not
@@nutball3756 i heard that he got gigs on voice acting afterwards and married a giantess named Jaxxie, but I'll have to check if that's accurate
shame
@@Liliputian07 it’s a shame a bunch of random civilians didn’t get blown up?
Something about Tomar whipping soup cans at his 6’4-6’5 wife is just the funniest thing on earth
Poor jaxxy
That's what you get when you eat his spaghettæy
Is jaxxy really 6’4’’?
@@johnochiltree1170 no, she's like 115ft tall
@@itsjust_ken2942 that’s so tall though
Chris and Zach are the two kids at school who the teachers would always separate
And it wouldn’t even help the situation because they’d somehow make each other laugh from across the room
I can never look at the hitman 2 loading screen ever again without thinking to myself “drop the knife Jaxxy”
hahaha
thanks me neither
@@KaffeREAL youre welcome
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Yes, everybody loves Pig Physics and Drop The Knife, Jaxxy but I personally love when Zach says “a coin? At this hour?”
Or the classic, iconic: Hey Jaxxy, I brought you home some fucking FOOD
AAAAAAAAH
@@luca._142 ToMaR NoOoOo
I just happened to read this comment as "a coin at this hour" happened. Spooky
56:05
love how people are referring to these bits like they're song titles
My headcanon is that Zach, Chris, and Tomar are just three voices inside of Agent 47’s head. Tomar controls his outward emotions, but on the inside he’s a wild card killer controlled by Zachary and Christopher. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
Id, ego, super ego
Tomar admitting to having been way too stoned for most of this playthrough is one of my all time favorite moments on this channel.
Tsk not surprised Tomar is into those crazy reefer cigarettes
3:01:40
imagine how chill it would be smoking with Tomar. at least until he gives you THAT look and you realize your life was always at risk
How the fuck did i miss this; I've watched this entire video like 6 times😭
Dude sounds chopped at like 20:35
1:19:56 I love how Chris and Zach always flow so well, their demented, indented, and boiled milk covered minds are always so in sync
this is my favorite comment
Is this why people don't like Lyle as much?
@@Crispifordthe3rd515 I think its more about the murders but to each their own.
@@darkangel20467 no seriously, why do people not like Lyle, I don't understand.
Stop being an Oney Plays schmuck for a moment.
@@Crispifordthe3rd515 hes a lil cringe, but i fw that
2:27:04 That guy totally said “Nice throw” after Chris knocked his friend out with a can of sauce lmaoo
Absolutely
what the h bruh!
This is my fave game trilogy of all time, and I love hearing Chris's excitement as he tells his friends about the game. It's adorable
weirdo
@@intentcement8631 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@amp4105redditor
25:59 was so evil. We finally saw tomar's true colors
I love how the begining of this game is just chris being exited about showing his friends a cool game he likes
The classics
2:15:09
2:49:17
I wish they'd do another episode of SleepyCabin and have Jaxxi on as a guest, so she can be like, "Wtf guys?"
@@MauiWowieOwie they could just have her on oneyplays
@@truenickspivak I know, I just want more SleepyCabin, they were supposed to end on 30 eps
3:01:39
I like how they left in Tomar talking about being way too high on weed.
lol
1:14:56 i always liked how zach says to make the muffin dance faster when no one mentioned it dancing in the first place
3:31:40 holy cow hearing tomar say “hyperborea” was not what I expected when I didn’t sleep today
The “Gwen’s gonna get squished” bit is criminally underrated 2:50:31
does anyone else ALWAYS get this video specifically autoplayed after any other video or just me? ive seen it atleast 10 times
i knew i wasn't the only one
Yeah it sucks lol I'm sometimes watching something completely unrelated and it just goes to this for no reason, what an odd thing to happen to multiple people
Am i too late to this party?
The pull of pig physics is unavoidable
goddamit it just happened again
No one gives "similarities between man and leaf" enough credit
I like that clip for the way he says "leaf"
I legit want to practice VO now doing nothing but narrating 47's thoughts for each different outfit/profession.
Just imagine a 3 min video with him dressed as a maid going over Victorian history and why the uniform is part of the job.
@@zigfaust haha that is le funnies, you should post that on Reddit for some heckin upvotes, babe
@@fookyoo9632 god i hope this comment is written ironically
1:10:10 just for easy replays
this is the story of a lowly hitman with massive undiagnosed schizophrenia. he has 3 different personalities in his head constantly arguing on whether to be discreet or just gun down everyone.
The sound effects at 1:33:55 got me so good today, I was just chilling between lectures and I had all these random people around me while just choking back laughter as much as I could.
3:22:03
God, I have no idea why, but Zach saying "Beep that out right now!" Makes me laugh every fucking time.
What a lovely and adorable little critter.
It really is too bad that Tomar, in response to be shouted at, peeled Zach's face off like a grilled cheese and fed it to Jaxxy.
"In fact, there are many similarities between man and leaf, if you have a moment I'll go into it with you" has to be my favorite Zach quote
2:15:00 the thought of 47 thinking in his head that he has to kill all these people as fast as he can cause he doesn't wanna miss the bus
1:11:15 I want someone to make a perfectly ordinary, good game with a dog in it and then have a button prompt to pet the dog but then make the character snap the dog's neck and stomp it until it's a red pile of fucking mush in a 7 minute long cutscene.
@@tak-pa3134 and then for the rest of the game every npc keeps giving you dirty looks because you killed a dog. and make it so far in to the game so that once u get there ur not able to refund it
So Last of Us 2, with more sincerity?
@@JayTohab no because SJW made TLOU2 the worst game ever with their politics
@@e7193 because they made the main character a lesbian?
trying to interact with a dog in a game but you accidentally hit it instead
Ive watched the animated versions so much I never realized that eery music playing during “homer freaking clones himself” was part of the game. Makes it so much more perfect
u wouldn’t shoot a guy with glasses would u
I know they say at the beginning that this wasn't a promotion, but I did go and buy Hitman & Hitman 2 after watching them play the first few episodes of this.
I did too
Me too
I did too, but luckily for me the gold edition was only 20 bucks
I had it befoooore it was cool. Lol nah ive just been a huge hitman fan and had 1 before they played this.
@Wet Eyes Ocean Machine just got that one and am eager to play through it again. Literally no bad stages in that game its awesome
I love Tomar admitting to being high as soon as he reaches the “am I being annoying guys” phase of high
Time stamp?
Tomar snorted ding dong and Julians bone marrow thats why they where gone for so lonh
What's the time code?
3:01:40 is the timestamp btw
I just got stuck on that part so bad because it caught me off guard lmao
Chris this is the 4th time you've brought "HITMAN 2 (Complete Series)" to show and tell.
Chris: AND?
He made it, him and Tomar actually developed the game it’s his crowning achievement, his magnum opus.
@@mistersamman8899 Oh so that’s why 47 smiles when he’s beating women, classic Chris coding
hey Jr. Hows Da Roach Dawg
T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!
I love how Zach just leaves and says stuff in the background like at 1:04:32 and 1:07:15
Zach rambling in another room is pure asmr
also 3:02:25
2:11:11
That canned laughter better be played at my funeral or else I'm not going.
Chris’ “Worn Out Brexits” followed by Zach’s “Tomar how pissed would you be if you laid an egg”, only for BOTH of them to be completely sandbagged by Tomar is pure perfection. God I love this channel
That scream at 2:06:59 is genuinely terrifying
Funny shit wh
1:55:20 Always kills me how loud this "stealth kill" is xD
"No matter what I do the water won't go back up into the faucet" kills me every time
I think I've watched this playthrough 80 times by now. It's my go-to comfort video
same
It's reached AVGN levels
The subtle npc voice overs are some of my favorite parts 😂
the best dialogue I've ever heard in my life: 1:09:50
The curious George laugh at 2:11:13 scared me out of my sleep
Chris: "This game totally discourages you from killing people who aren't your target, but that's pretty much impossible."
Also Chris: *shoots sleeping man in head on the roof* "It's just so satisfying killing everyone in the world."
1:19:23 I’ve never heard Tomar so enthusiastically and aggressively tell Chris to beat someone up before, really showing his manipulative power there
normal uploads tomorrow for anyone who doesn't Twitter
Thank you.
Thanks
AKA almost all of us hopefully
@@pissmaster8859 ye
Thank you. I dropped my Twitter down a sewer in Mexico some time ago.
2:37:12 hits a woman actively having a conversation with someone, and then Chris yells “CRIME NOTICED⁉️” 😂
3:00:40 lmfao I literally said "IT WAS ALL A DREAM" out loud biggie smalls style at that and then immediately hear Zach do it
I USED TO READ PEOPLE MAGAZINE
@@thundercockjackson *word up magazine
@@marcitos_tacitos4727 *Complex magazine
Salt-N-Pepa, and Heavy-D up in the limosine!
The enthusiasm Chris has to show his best buds the game he likes is absolutely fucking adorkable man.
Does anyone have the timestamp for when zach says "A coin, at this hour?"
56:04
@@the_cactus1216 Thank you so much
I was looking for this cause I usually use this for sleep aide lmao, thanks
53:06
wait shit
i mixed up the three and six
Zach saying “get the HELL outta there” in his Trump voice whenever they inevitably blow their cover will always be funny
Hopefully they’ll play Hitman 3 with little zach and tomar :)
Junji Itou fan?
I've read most of his work, lol. I actually got a shirt yesterday of the lady next door story, which is one of my favorites from his collection.
@@aus-li heck yeah dude. I think no one’s able to depict horror quite like Junji Ito. Black Paradox and his collection of shorts are especially good!
@@Surkimus Yep! Gyo is another main series that’s really good, it made me freak out at some points even, lol.
You should also check out Hideshi Hino, who Junji was influenced by, he’s got some interesting works!
@@aus-li hino's manga always feel like they are always lighten by the sun from below.
His shading is so simply yet so weird.
*little tomar
TH-cam still defaults to this video after 3 years
45:30 for legendary moment
Can we get an "accusing eachother of bigotry" compilation?
slander compilation
@@proudtitanicdenier4300 libel compilation
@@El_Omar2203 teh libelz compilation
@@triplecrosscounter teh libelzorz as eff
@@truenickspivak zomg teh libelz amaze ballz
Just when i was about to perform my daily ritual of jelking and situps, perfect!
Dude it's no jelq November
@@ReAgentMusic_ it's actually no jelq June
@@Nikotheleepic shut up niko
@@PolumbiusTheThird Okay I will
3:01:40 is such a tender moment
C
Was that in the original episodes?
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono iirc it was, but not 100%
"youre my little high guy 😊"
2:26:00 gets me every time
Yes
BUDDY
I will never forget Agent 47’s iconic line: “In fact, there are many similarities between man and leaf.”
I love playing their videos as background noise while I play a game or something. These guys really add spice to the monotony of life
Gotta love all the subtle edits like at the start of the race she's screaming.
I rrrrrreally wish they had finished this game :(
Me too, it sucks that Tomar was assassin- I mean shot himself behind the head twice.
I'm holding on hope that they play Hitman 3 when it comes out. Cause if they don't I'm gonna die from heartbreak.
They played the main Hitman 2 missions. Hopefully they play more of the 2016 ones. They just started Hitman 3 today actually!
An age old classic, the connection between an irishman, goblin and bearded giant is too strong.
guys it's the real gmod arg man
The edited in message about Kronstadt's death is still my favorite thing.
Time stamp?
@@bethm5852 37:00 exactly
There’s a couple moments like this throughout the episode. Just listen to other npc’s conversations
4:07 "How UNEXPECTED!"
I love the edits of Chris pretending to be characters in the background. Was listening so hard to try and catch all of them.
I love all the little sounds and voices that they seamlessly edit in.
3:37:47 " You're an ant beneath my boot!!!" It f******* killer me lmao
This one is a flippin' classic, I look forward to playing it in the background about 10 times.
This was a surprisingly hilarious playthrough! Them glitches and sound effects hit hard with this one!
tw: this game's got pig physics
Thank you so much, I promised myself I'd be done with lets plays when they started having pig physics in em
Thanks I will be sure to dislike and report the video
2:51:04 zachs delivery of that line is so good
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23:07 Lmao gets me everytime
Its so subtle
@@icaine16 i know man
I never noticed that before.
ahaha theres a few more as well one near the beginning
@shidded and farded **wait it's not in the game?**
I'm really glad this has been reuploaded because I am extremely fascinated by the world of leaves
It's my favourite subject behind studying Cuckology
in fact there are many similarities between man and leaf, it's quite an interesting topic to discuss with your friends
1:09:55
At the university of Tomarology, I completed a masters in Leaves with a minor in Pig Physics.
@@deathman2961 bless your heart.
@@mubbyjo a fucking leaf
I’ve probably watched the pig physics part 100 times now and it’s still the funniest thing ever.
I mumbled "what the fuck it has pig physics" while cooking bacon at work and my coworker looked at me like i was insane
what i love about Hitman so much is no matter how much planning you try to do, the littlest fuck up you have to just go complete bloodbath, unless you dont mind restarting over.
2:42:20 this is for me
45:38 pig physics
2:15:08 drop the knife
2:49:17 tomie
23:08 listen closely and you can hear something chris says to tomar often
I love the fact that 3 hours into this playthrough we finally find out that Tomar was Extremely high for the first half. What an absolute unit
It'd be wild to play a Hitman game with Tomar as the target. Imagine a Hitman game where your target is just as, if not more dangerous, than Agent 47, and far less morally scrupulous.
The entire game is a boss fight
It's really cathartic to hear Chris show genuine excitement for a videogame
Monica did such a fucking good job editing this series! She added so many little touches like the "crowd" saying things and little background noises that makes them really stand out as the some of the best episodes.
This series was three years ago already? Damn time flies, i feel like covid really skewed my perception of time since 2020 lol, all melded together. This was hilarious 😂
3:00:00 I can confirm. I saw a UFO once, a legit bright as fuck shining disk in the night sky that was doing all kinds of fucking weird maneuvers and doing massive squares and triangles in the sky, travelling kilometres in a split second and then zipping back close to where I was in almost an instant. It did ruin my life a little bit, because now I know whatever that thing was it's real. No one believes me, and I can't even blame them because I wouldn't believe the story myself if I wasn't the one experiencing it.
Well I mean now there are like confirmed videos from the CIA of that shit so…
People who say this baffle me, because they all say it yet none of you ever have any evidence
@@warframehunter7298 how about the declassified videos that were on the news for like a month
@@neomcdoom those aren’t disks gooby they’re pill shaped
@@warframehunter7298 just because youre told that something isnt real and that there isnt any “evidence” doesnt mean its not real they called Galileo crazy and a liar but he was right
2:26:35 Zach coming in like that as Chris proceeds to miss three shots in a row is nothing short of amazing
Every time I’m going through a series playlist the comp comes out this happened with fnaf now this I’m freaking out
Same, I *just* watched this series
MY FREAKING OUT
@@WanderingChin *M A R G E*
Small tiny re-edits
Your opinion means nothing to me simply because of your Sydney rule34 pfp.
I love the subtlety added dialogue at 23:06 “Ew, grow some hair, retard” “Man that guy was gross..”
That sounds like lyle
i was looking for this comment 😭
@@seansmith6255I think the first one was Chris but the second I’m not sure. They snuck other Chris clips in like the “how unexpected!” bit
43:51
“Officer, Officer. I swear, I had to do it. The guy had a perfectly screwdriver shaped dent in his forehead! It was like a knife through butter!
Now I’ll let you in on a little secret, my friend. This was no ordinary murder, I tell you. The screwdriver fit so perfectly, it was like the sword in the stone thingy. If you can remove this hunk of metal I jammed through his skull, I hear you’ll become king of the Britains.” - if Zach was a hitman probably.
43:01 I'm taken aback that Chris and Tomar didn't even realize what Zach said about Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold holy fuck.
Anyone notice that when chris says he sounds like he's doing a promo for hitman and zack says "let's all go to Wendy's" might be a jab at GG
It's definitely that lol
What?
Can you explain how?
game grumps is for ef ay gees
I actually thought they were referencing when they played Trials some years ago, and they jokingly put a Wendy's ad in to censor something, and the fanbase went apeshit that they were sponsored and pretending not to be sponsored.
So I looked up "Game Grumps Wendy's" to see if I could find the video, and it turns out that they've made a lot of Wendy's-specific content, probably sponsored.
So, for everyone asking, there's your answer.
I love the little voices Chris does in the background to add ambiance
Chris pretending to be random NPCs is fucking godly. They need to do this more with future games.
2:59:34 Bird Box producers: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
See ya guys next week when it's re-uploaded again!
Scatsquatch
"HITMAN 2 (Complete Series) - Oney Plays" Freaking Clones Itself
I love how the go to tactic of this particular 47 is to just walk up to the target with a pair of scissors and then book it
Fair but hey- it works most of the time lol