ONEY PLAYS Minecraft (Complete Series Playthrough 2019 - 2020)
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I just wanted to thank you for making funny TH-cam content, which is great for people like me who can't get out much due to my asthma and OCD and ADD and ADHD and hepatitis A and hepatitis B and hepatitis C and aspergers syndrome and astigmatism and PTSD and CIPD and ARDS and ARND and sickle-cell anemia and alzheimers and CHD and covid-19 and DVT and FAS and unattractive nose and FMS and GERD and crones disease and diabetes and vrolik syndrome and depression and anxiety and spina bifida and TB and hypertension and legal blindness and ED and cervical cancer and a UTI and porphyric hemophilia and parkinsons and sleep apnea and MS and CWD and pregnancy and gout and SIDS and involuntary celibacy and cerebral palsy and twitter addiction.
Wow. You're so brave. Thank you for rstoring my faith in the human race.
You sir, just won the internet. This is so wholesome.
The funniest thing is that I have ADHD, so this is so relatable.
bro this is totally big chungus wholesome 100, thank you for sharing your incredibly tough and interesting story
porphyric hemophilia lol
Chris accidentally destroying that house and falsely accusing Tomar will go down as the greatest injustice of our time.
Seeing Chris walk down the stairs to find Zack lining an entire wall with TNT is one of the funniest things to me, it's so goddamned goofy looking like its from Loony Toons lmfao
Some Trump voter is gonna be fuming when he see's you said that
@@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 🙁
@@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 There is voter fraud though....literally republicans were prevented from verifying thousands of mail in ballots. Literally dead people voted. Literally people voted more than once in states they don't even live in. If you don't believe that that has happened you are delusional. How does a simp like Biden get more votes than yalls black jesus, Barrack Obama? You're telling me that your party and it's base has more enthusiasm for Joe Biden than Barrack Obama? The first ever black president of the United States? Hmmm
@@cooperswan534 if I could vote for Obama a third time I would but you can't do that without expecting to waste a vote. Barr himself said that the voting machines did not get tampered with by Hugo Chavez's ghost so there's literally no reason to disassemble them. There was literally one credible incident in which fraud might've occurred and that was when those folks snuck a box of ballots under a table past closing time. Aside from that, 140,000 "fake ballots" isn't enough to change the outcome of this election. I don't care where those votes went, even if they were in swing states it wouldn't have won Trump Michigan or Wisconsin or especially Arizona or Minnesota, all of which leaned towards Biden by hundreds of thousands of votes. It was close in Pennsylvania and Michigan but Trump still lost by 150,000 votes in MI, 80,000 votes in PA, and 10,000 votes in Georgia. Let's say that those votes went to each state equally, and thus each state lost about 36,667 votes for Biden. That would've won Trump Georgia, but not Pennsylvania or Michigan. If those votes were spread between Michigan and Pennsylvania, that would still mean Trump lost both states. If all those votes belonged to a single state, Trump would win either PA or GA and he would've still lost MI. While I believe that it's possible for between hundreds and tens of thousands of those votes to have been fraudulent, I doubt the problem is as big as your precious leader wants you to think it is. He can't accept his loss and neither can you so you both need to come up with excuses and stories and explanations on why the election was "rigged" "unfair" or perhaps "decided by an unseen force" if you're especially crazy. Republicans asked for recounts and they were done, in the presence of bipartisan moderators that belonged to both sides of the political spectrum no less. Yet somehow, you're still absolutely 100% convinced that fake votes were cast and your president lost because of it. It's stupid, it's childish, it's misinformed, and it's illustrative of how your party tends to deal with failure. But you're never wrong if you don't admit to it, right kiddo?
I love how Tomar was holding back his Minecraft knowledge so as to not seem like he had schizotismburgers
yeah that man definitely was suppressing what he knew
I have schizotismburgers
@@humiekitten7818 i am very sorry >:(
i do
@@sheergoatification3885 how are the comments on my ceiling?
"we haven't played minecraft since the last time we played minecraft"
My favorite quote 😻😳😘📠
Oh you know know what he meant mister
same
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Last time I was in complete darkness I blinked.
I love how Zach is disgusted once he realizes obsidian can be broken.
i'd be sickened to my stomach too if someone told me that there was a giant gaping hole through my house that any mischevious criminal could simply go past.......
2:52:33 The sign zach wrote says "sorry hahahahahahahahah -tomamoto"
Thanks, couldn’t see it
Only couldnt see it because Nighttime in Minecraft means it becomes the shadow world
Sounds right. But how were you able to tell?
@@DangStank its very clearly visible in the "zachs grand minecraft adventure" or whatever the vids title is, cant remeber
Vids are more compressed in the Complete series
Woah guys, kinda awkward to just upload a full video of Tomar's Colonoscopy.
Kinda cute tho 🥵🤤🤮
When I saw jaxxys skull in his lower intestine, I knew what happened.
69th like haha
you mean a clip of it?
So many twists and turns..
1:38:23, Love how genuinely upset Zach sounds about blowing up the player’s house. *“NOOO I didn’t know!”*
he respects autistic people... word up
nothing makes me happier than the fact that tomar was completely innocent yet said EVERYTHING wrong and made himself look so guilty of blowing up that guys house. “how am i holding flint?” *clearly holding flint*
classic whodunit
And it cost him his shrine
The pressure plate gaslight was classic
Lmao even Chris genuinely thought tomar did ut
18:03 is my favorite thing in the world, their immediate respective freak outs show their personalities so well
+1
Tomar: normal human distress
Chris: panicked gibberish
Zach: random cartoon character noises
@@kiasmidt7678 zach said one or two things on spanish
i would know because i speak spanish
@@kiasmidt7678 realmente pensas que es "gibberish" no mi amigo es español el idioma de los dioses
@@Garnox_ A Y C A R O M B A
Throughout this series, whenever they didn't know something that felt obvious to me, I got mad and then immediately felt like a massive fucking loser lmao
My friends play this game all the time and look at me like I'm insane when I don't know how to trade with villagers or some shit lol. I haven't been up to date on this game since I was like 10
@@sagevoyage i honestly don’t get how people can play this so much.. it’s just so boring everytime i play it
@@coralbeef6615 the fun is in building crazy shit, microsoft started pushing this bullshit idea that its an RPG now and the combat was the fun part when the combat mechanics are dogshit and the enemies are the most basic npcs. the game has potential and i dont know why there isnt an update every single month, they add the most barebones obvious stuff and the modding community is insane
@@hypno5690 yeah i get that it’s fun for some people and i’ve definetly had fun playing it but at some point it’s just not my kinda game anymore. And ur allowed to like the game ofc it’s just not something for me
@@coralbeef6615 I get that. I used to be able to play this game all day for multiple days as a kid but now I can only play it in like 2-3 hours sessions and I have to play with my friends because single-player just feels unbearably boring
Tomar can legally let out his rage in Minecraft whereas irl it causes manhunts and hostage situations.
Sure, it's legal, but that doesn't mean there aren't 12 year old manhunter squads searching for Tomar, or Minecraft negotiators created purely because of Tomar's actions.
It's been 8 months since your comment. Surely, since then, you've heard of T.O.M.A.R.? The Online Menace's Angered Resistance? They're taking up bounties for the end of Tomar's life, in Minecraft, for thousands of V-bucks.
@@germpot YOU MEAN MINECOINS FUCKING AMATEUR
In the first hour and a half: normal minecraft
Rest of the video: building the tower for the eye of Sauron and just absolute primordial chaos
@Aran Ryan *_Wait, hold on-_*
@@clockworks360 no wait, he's onto something
At 1:20 there is a tree that is in the shape of an E as soon as they mention pressing e
Woah
EEEEEEEEEEE
Mario Brothers E
Holy fuck
E- wait thats actually freaking amazing dude
Synchronicities are everywhere bossman
57:28 dude this hit so close to home. I tried to explain that feeling to a friend and he didn't get it.
100
I don't think this goes for everyone. If anything it creates a sense of accountability
@@tardwranglersome people it helps for sure. I’m definitely in the camp Zach is describing though, I can’t tell anyone or else it’s like a curse and I can’t finish it.
That’s so eye opening. Told my friends I was working out because I was finally getting into a routine and as soon as I told them I stopped
Chris: "I want to get away from all of this ****."
Zach: "Bleep out the word dirt."
2:03:49 The delay in the server made that fall even funnier. It's like a cartoon where a character is standing in midair until they realize there's no surface beneath them, THEN they fall to their death.
3:05:15 zack pounding that desk laughing. i love it
The only other time I've heard him laugh that hard is during the "Adam Pickpocket Incident"
@@boneor...7022 I need to find this
Zach and Chris' friendship is the greatest thing to come out of TH-cam.
@@ldmt1995 no that is the tomar theme song
3:11:50 I had no memory of the fact that they got their mods from Dream. That's so weird in retrospect
Same
For me that was one of the most memorable parts.
the 2 youtubers i would never expect to have at least some sort of correlation
Especially since now he's claiming he has no idea how to make mods...
@@itisinfactpaul2868 I mean he does talk about that stuff still
14:11 "If I wanna die, I'm taking you with me"
Spoken like a true friend
The start of the Great Tomartopia
Dotcom
I think you mean Tomarpolis
@@percivaldotburgers .gov
From the ashes of this world Tomartopia™ will emerge.
@@percivaldotburgers and his friends have to me in my car 🚘 I just don’t have a good rn
( I was asleep when I wrote this wtf)
Never Forget when the Emeralds were shattered, and the Power Tomar was forever lost to the cosmos, never to be abused by the Betrayer Hadel again.
The infamous "Hadel Betrayal", as it were.
That's blatant lies. Zach said "I'm not gonna do it"! He is a hero!
Those were the fake emeralds that Tomar let us find to make us *think* they were destroyed, he would never let a puny mortal such as you and me find any of his gems.
@@dookiefingers8436 Well duh, Zach/"Veronica" already possesses the Femeralds and everyone knows you can only have one set of mystical emeralds at a time.
That was merely a shrine.
no true emerald could be damaged as such
1:02:54
dont mind me just setting a timestamp for my favorite moment
I can’t watch minecraft videos anymore cause of this clip
I love watching mc videos after that clip 😭 i can only ever hear zach when i hear the intros to them
thank you, I was looking for this
Stampy made it popular.
Lupo4 getting consistently bullied by TNT and finally succumbing to nihilism at 1:38:55 might be the highlight of this series for me, like a B-plot of the Abrahamic God testing Joseph
I've seen this so many times but never saw the "There is no God" comment until now
@@onlywewouldknow there is a God
@@TheMan-tn4jk nuh uh
Zach’s subtle giggles at 1:52:42 as the kill come into the feed shook me to my core
The video timeline looks like the road
He chose to do it like that, if Chris wanted you'd be dead already
An ad every 5 minutes, same for every other video on the channel
someone in chat said "Invest in tree stocks" really early on and then someone started burning the trees down. Not saying that guy was a prophet buuut
No Steve’s story :(
no moth either rip
there was already a 'Complete series' lol
Drop the flint Jaaxy...
I got it lol
Zach's dying Ghast impression is absolutely spot on
14:06 is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
This is, tomartopia.
is, are,
This place is amazing.
I wish the chat wasn't blurred out in the Ender Dragon bit so you could see people getting fucking furious.
i love that progression of the first two hours going from "we should open the server to like 10 people" to a KOTH minigame across creative and survival mode
with the next hour being 'psychologically torment zach'
Seeing the way they viciously smite the other players and then follow up by randomly giving them gifts gives me very strong greek god vibes
5:48 “Tomar are you griefing me” is my favorite thing i have heard from this youtube channel so far
1:02:55 is my favorite so far
Yes
that is charlie’s grandma’s voice in it’s earliest stages
14:06 I think it's sweet how both Chris and Tomar didn't instantly deny Zach's suicide pact suggestion
1:10:18 Guy has Bandit skin from the Stalker games
Oney: "ISIS terrorist"
Zach: "Russian Hacker"
Tomar: "Rorschach"
Eh, close enough.
I mean Rorschach would honestly
My favorite thing about these videos is when Chris starts a joke and Zach jumps in over him at 110% decibels full speed
no this isnt fair. i want more minecraft
TRUE
We must break into their homes and force them to play Minecraft
@@-roads-9606 the only righteous course of action
It was an incredible series. Truly, I'd listen to Zach say "everything is blocks? You can punch a tree?" for a 3rd time
They'll make more if you buy their shirts. Steal your parents' crrrrrrrrredit card!
the boys calling the trader a wizard for an hour sure was memorable
Fun fact: The ghast whines are actually just distorted sounds from a cat
The composers cat, which also were while it was asleep I'm pretty sure
I love how they feel bad about everything they do in the beginning but become more and more corrupt over time
Tomar is so unknowledgeable about Minecraft despite having a 2011 MineCon cape.
I love how Chris acts like a god just fucking with them
God does that anyways so hes doing a good job so far
6:00 Zach literally broke
Stigmata Donkey will forever be one of the greatest OneyPlays moments
1:38:24 this is just foreshadowing the horrors ahead, a prelude
jerma
@@RoachCatJr why say that for real
3:01:20 this part is always so sad, it's hard to watch lol
yet again tomar pushes his agenda using his many alts
2:47:30 when chris steps on the redstone switch on the front door.
Yeah I’m like I don’t think they don’t know how to play minecraft😂
he does the homer simpson scream
They never fought the enderdragon...
They were the enderdragon all along
The online shenanigans they had is an equivalent experience, perhaps even better.
I havent either
This is the most relatable thing. For the last 10 years, every 6 months I boot up Minecraft, get really into it for a couple weeks, build a whole big base, and then usually lose interest before even going to the End
They made a functioning sewer system, thats all that matters
I still love Tomar holding that flint after the tnt went off. That's like being at an arson investigation holding a molotov cocktail.
The way Chris says meincraft at 6:20 haunts my dreams
I love how Chris was just gaslighting both Zach and Tomar with the ghast sounds for like 10 minutes
Guys, I'm not even kidding here... They finally caught Genghis Khan, it's in all the headlines! He's finally going to be brought to justice
I kamila khan’t believe it!
"Woah dudes, its a virus"
Christopher o'Nards 2019
Truly a visionary, he must take chinese money.
Wow, hes good at modelling and minecraft, but doesnt mention his AMINATIONS?
1:47:34 Chris trapping a boy in a prison of diamond
Interesting, so there is probably people out there who found the emeralds, but they get killed in cold blood by Thomar himself as a result
He teleports in with his lava bucket and pours it all around you and then teleports away.
Thomar sounds like a 90s D&D villain. Or Tomar's Dungeon Master name.
Thomar is bae
*Leaves Zach alone for 2 minutes, comes back to see him stacking TNT in some random dude's house*
"Zach, what are you doing?!"
"I'm not gonna do it!"
XD
I like how Tomar just acts like those power tripping mods that just ban anyone who opposes him and his reign
I still don't know why Chris made so many tools at the start lmao
Zach's the type of guy to befriend you by crouching in Minecraft Hunger games and then immediately backstab you the second he finds a weapon
It's fucking legendary how hard Chris fucks with Zach and Tomar, and gets away with it for so long.
It's starting to make sense how they're all so mystified and scared by mundane inconveniences.
Despite all my rage I'm still a dancing rat on a stage.
*flacidly slow jerks for 45 minutes
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoonhah noice one lad.
Zach wasn't interested in the dragons, the ghasts, or the witches. But as soon as Chris said "fire totin llama" he DEMANDED to be teleported
The story of the players trying to get into the obsidian fortress is akin to that of Bellerophon ascending Mount Olympus on Pegasus. Just as Zeus sent a gadfly as punishment for his hubris, so too did Chris send lava.
Timestamps:
00:00 - Mineycraftia - Minecraft PART 1
20:51 - Witchtopia - Minecraft PART 2
39:53 - No Home Is Complete: Minecraft PART 3
1:00:41 - COOL Minecraft Dance Party 🤔
1:21:03 - The COOLEST Minecraft Castle EVER 😂
1:38:22 - BREAKING Minecraft News!
1:58:02 - Defending our Minecraft CUBE
2:19:18 - Zach’s Grand MINECRAFT Adventure!
3:11:32 - Minecraft with SUPER MOBS MODS!
3:32:35 - A Hole In The World - Minecraft with Mods PART 2
3:51:00 - Outro
16:13 I love this bit so much
"It's a shame all the good things in life are evil"
~Me, quoting something Zach said in funny Minecraf viddeo
@@mnnmouse8427 you’d think so but you’d be wrong
what? mine what? Kampf? kinda weird dude
1:19:18 Cracks me up everytime
thanks brother, my mom yelled at me because I stayed up all night trying to find this bit, but I think it was worth it.
32:40 the cat purring part will never not remind me of a moment in 2020 when I commented on another video that the cat made me happy, and then a dude replied to me saying my entire family would get sick of me
I bet your entire family would get sick of you
@@Ifiol lmao
32:20 "can you describe to us what worm od-" " *no* "
Zach’s adventure is a constant cycle of gaslighting and deception and it’s so funny
Seeing the Natural E the tree makes at 1:20 just gave me Gamechap and Berty flashbacks
1:20:50 is by far my favorite Zack quote.
I love 1:02:56, especially because Chris immediately devolves into wheezing
I like to think of this let’s play as a trilogy of three films, pre minceraft era, the golden age and the finale
3:03:32 Reaction segment. Always come back here just to watch this one part.
The amount of determination the people have in getting into the obsidian base no matter how many obstacles are on their way is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever seen
Zach is definitely the friend you hate playing Minecraft with he literally spent an hour blowing shit up ensuring it would level out and it never did lmao
I love how the server went to absolute hell after just a few episodes of survival
the whole zach reacting to footage of getting trolled is the funniest shit ever
Im wondering how long Tomar has been playing the game to assume sulphur is still in the game.
I just realized, these guys actually played minecraft lmao.
Five nights at Freddy's too
@@renexavier3172 it's fucking funny lmao
Cornering Kirby was the funniest fuckin thing in this video dude, nice of you to leave him alone lmao
Ignore me I'm just keeping timestamps so I can watch later
34:30
1:51:15
finished it 10/10
Communism has failed every time it has been tried
Thats such a smart idea why haven’t I done this before...
The artwork for the cover photo is still great
Chris: Having a stroke
Tomar: Slightly irritated
Zach: S N E E F
the nature sounds in the background constantly really puts this all together
Oh gosh I thought they were happening irl
I've gotten back into Minecraft because of this video. I have been playing this video nonstop for 3 days.
The Rise and Fall of Tomartopia.
30:00
I really like it when the rain plip plop plip plops
you're so right you're so right
One of my favorite tiny gems of this series
“yeahhhhhh make a beautiful lil bed pan”
1:47:33 That use of Sexual Harassment Panda killed me. ROFL
One of the memories I have from my early days of minecraft was casually asking my mum how to spell ‘piss off creepers’
Chris: "Zack, don't abuse this power I'm giving you."
Zack: "lol"
I will never understand how this channel survived. The seeding analogy Tomar laid down while paying off his bank mortgage bills says it all.
Believe it or not, but inside their giant Obsidian Tower is the humble Mango Farm.
“Got miniature chicks”
Ah, is that what they’re calling children nowadays?
To a certain celeb/twitter demographic, yes
(Gets attacked by a witch throwing witch potions and cackling a witches’ cackle) on no a wizard
I think that's a record for the formation of classism.
1:35:43 Pure gold. Pure comedic genius.
Better than what the family guy writers have done