@@flow221 The United States of America is a diverse country, racially, and ethnically. Six races are officially recognized by the U.S. Census Bureau for statistical purposes: Alaska Native and American Indian, Asian, Black or African American, Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander, White and people of two or more races. (Googled It For Ya :)
@@jasonf407 I'm aware. My point was "American" isn't an ethnicity, so if you call yourself half Asian and half American, what does that actually mean? There are millions of Asian Americans.
I’m full Asian and I don’t speak my native tongue. I’m not accepted among the mafia either lol. They call me coconut. Brown on the outside, white in the inside.
Asian squat is officially feet completely to the ground. It’s about weight distribution over a larger surface area allowing longevity in the squat. Putting all your weight on the toes negates the benefits of the Asian squat
Same as Slav Squat, feet are flat on ground. Never heard of Asian squat until now. Edit: Thanks replies for info, kinda based the Asian squat is the same as our Slav Squat. Just works better for longer periods of time. EZ Clap
@@Lazarus3737 yeah, it’s the exact same thing. A lot of Asian countries do it. But I know it’s also associated with a lot of white dudes in track suits
Asian/slav squat is not genetical. It is environmental. It does not matter if you are asian or white. What matters for your ability to perform it is if you live in west or not. In western culture you always use chairs to sit and chairlike toilets to relieve yourself. The lack of squatting makes the joints stiff. Heels to the sky - american spy. Essentially nobody in this video is truly asian. They are all in actuallity American.
i love the "what did you get beat with as a child?" question. it really gives a realistic perspective of Asian/native American children's upbringing ... my brother once got beaten with a flyswatter so hard that the plastic came off and my mom continued to beat him with the wire.. thats the situation you never recover from.. he once,.. years later.. stabbed her with a fork
As a black guy who had to best friends that were Chinese and Vietnamese, half of these traits i have cus we were either at their house or mine. Our parents had dishwashers, cus we were the dishwashers. That "what were you beat with as a kid", what ever was in range. That hit to close to home.
25:26 Being mixed hispanic everytime I fill a job application is confusing especially when the "mixed race" box disappears after clicking "hispanic" 😂😂😂
I think you mean census, or you aren't from my country. It's illegal to discriminate by race in employment, so no one is going to ask you that. At least not in the US
History lesson: Back when racial surveys started, there were only three options. Black, White, Asian. Mexicans where listed as Black or White based on skin tone (if I remember correctly) but Native Americans where listed as Asian. Correct me if I’m wrong on this as I have hear and been thought different versions and only used this one as I’m more familiar with it. Fun Fact: Native Americans, Black/Africans and Asians at birth have the Mongolian Birthmark: a buries like mark on their lower backs from birth up until their 2 years old or so. And they also have five crows on their molars while others only have four crows. I’m half Native American and half Hispanic. Tohono O’odham is my tribe.
I've heard instances where Native Americans and Black Americans were lumped together in those censuses, in Jim Crow states. More specifically, Natives were listed as Black. But, what you mention also makes sense as in one of the Japanese Internment Camps, the population from the nearby Native Reservation it was located were also forced in the camp because the Americans thought they were Asian.
Black, Asian and Caucasian are like the fundamentals of race math, any other race is a mix of these three. Now days a lot of people just state where they are from as their race, like when Michael said northern Philipino
When I was a kid, whenever I lied, my mom ask me eat tons of chili so my tongue would burn. If i don't do homework, my teacher would use a cane to beat my hands and body, teachers would throw off naughty students bags and book off the 4th floor and ask them to pick them up and go home, before beating them 20+ times with a cane. A less painful punishment would be standing while pulling your ears for couple of hours. I could go on and on, yeah growing up in an asian household in the 90's is like that in my country. Not sure about now
The “what’d you get beat with” question is js so hard for me, cuz it was a belt, hanger, broom, slipper/shoe, metal pole, generally anything close to the hand or the hand itself but getting older I is got grounded or something would come flying at me every so often.
1:25 man... felt this one 😅😅😅 i feel like us mixed people dont belong anywhere by other people's standards.. they always classify us as different than them.
How after 9 months am I apparently the only one to notice that the Editor fucked up and ended up leaving in a Steam-Notification-Pop-Up at 9:00 of their friend Russel playing DARK SOULS(tm) REMASTERED?
3 songs by Mumford and Sons? I'll give you four! Sigh No More, White Blank Page, Little Lion Man and After The Storm. Four of the best songs ever made from one and the same album.
As a southern Illinoisan, that is the best part about our state, Tinkerbell throwing up in a sewer. (Southern IL is 7 hrs from Chicago, and yes it's like living in colonial America please send help.)
9:56 that sound like a Southern thing as well. My Dad was from the south and when he was gonna whoop me hed make me go outside and pick the switch (stick) I was gonna be beat with. And hed always tell me it better be big enough because if not hed beat me with it and then make me go get another until it was the right size. Also I had a asian and ruddian friends so my squat game is on point.
Yep, heels up, forearms across thighs, cross hands in front. I used to spend hours like that when I was a kid. Great for scanning the bottom shelves at libraries. Then again, I'm not at all Asian, so go figure.
1:19 I'm 🇲🇳🇨🇳🇰🇷🇩🇰🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇪🇳🇴, live in 🇺🇦.) And I don't literally care what who thinks about me.) I'm Ukrainian, but how I see in this video - I literally for some reason asian culturally (as all Ukrainians), but with Europeoid individualism. xD
Nah, the number 1 guy watched dbz when he was younger and never did again... so he watched it when the furthest they got was either frieza or cell, and piccolo is a repectable answer at that point.
Saying this ahead of time... I bet number 3 is filipino, I say this just because voice doesn't tell you much, but that could be an Asian voice (since Asians have a wide range of voices) but also his last name is a common Spanish last name. And I assume some of the producers aren't Asian, and thought the last name would throw people off... seems to have worked, but I would hope that the random Asian judges would know that much about Filipino people... I mean, I can tell the difference between most German, Irish, and English names... and now I just heard him say it so, I assume I'm right and won't have to edit this again.
7:35 I've never heard of asian squat in my entire life, nor do any of my asian friends. That's super weird. There's the slav squat that everyone knows though...
Attack on titan is more of a starter kit tho and she said she was js getting into it so death note was definitely the worse option for her to pick because DN is more of a weeb or mid-life kinda anime.
why does the guy with teh rubber boots get to have cooler pants with text on them? thats the only reason hes standing more confidentally, and hegets a hat over the mask.
Yeah some people does not like death note, they keep saying "the mc is just trying to justify his killings and I hate that" and some more but I forgot the other opinions
I don't know how they missed #6. I could very clearly hear a hint of asian mixed in his voice. But then I suppose I do have headphones on while they don't.
It's called asian squat because alot of asian couldn't afford a chair and this was a good method to sit comfortably without a chair. Also alot of toilets used to by very low so this squat made it easier to use the toilet. Fun fact: Russians use the same kind of squat but it's somehow called the russian squat instead. Maybe because their squat originated in the prison :D
"What Asian country are you not suppose to mention?" *goes to google*
"Oh Taiwan, that checks out"
Same lol
Meanwhile I'm like "is Toast North Korean?"
@@shimmeries LOOOOL
#1 is not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed.
Emi nailed it right on the head at 1:20, as a half Asian mix myself (half Philippine & American) what she is saying is sooooo true!
The bane of every mixed person
What ethnicity is "American"?
@@flow221 The United States of America is a diverse country, racially, and ethnically. Six races are officially recognized by the U.S. Census Bureau for statistical purposes: Alaska Native and American Indian, Asian, Black or African American, Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander, White and people of two or more races. (Googled It For Ya :)
@@jasonf407 I'm aware. My point was "American" isn't an ethnicity, so if you call yourself half Asian and half American, what does that actually mean? There are millions of Asian Americans.
I’m full Asian and I don’t speak my native tongue. I’m not accepted among the mafia either lol. They call me coconut. Brown on the outside, white in the inside.
Piccolo is goated wtf? This piccolo slander will not go unheard.
Paddington 2 is a stone cold classic
Asian squat is officially feet completely to the ground. It’s about weight distribution over a larger surface area allowing longevity in the squat. Putting all your weight on the toes negates the benefits of the Asian squat
Same as Slav Squat, feet are flat on ground. Never heard of Asian squat until now.
Edit: Thanks replies for info, kinda based the Asian squat is the same as our Slav Squat. Just works better for longer periods of time. EZ Clap
@@Lazarus3737 yeah, it’s the exact same thing. A lot of Asian countries do it. But I know it’s also associated with a lot of white dudes in track suits
@@Lazarus3737 Slav squat and Asian squat are the same, just different labels to different demographics.
Asian/slav squat is not genetical. It is environmental. It does not matter if you are asian or white. What matters for your ability to perform it is if you live in west or not. In western culture you always use chairs to sit and chairlike toilets to relieve yourself. The lack of squatting makes the joints stiff. Heels to the sky - american spy. Essentially nobody in this video is truly asian. They are all in actuallity American.
Cholo squat is the same but they sometimes rest in one ankle if they need to get running.
Emi’ last name sounds like an axe getting stuck in wood 🪵🪓🪵🪓 *SHUNK*
On a related note, someone needs to introduce Emiru to the vids of the
🍁 Female Lumberjack, Thirst Trap,
🍁 *Nicole Coenen*
Now that you say it, it really does💀
Just cut wood a few days ago due to an incoming storm and i can confirm this is so true🗿
And Emi should hack a tree to pieces in a live stream. I would love to see that. Lumberjack Emi would be fun!
Uu
i love the "what did you get beat with as a child?" question. it really gives a realistic perspective of Asian/native American children's upbringing ... my brother once got beaten with a flyswatter so hard that the plastic came off and my mom continued to beat him with the wire.. thats the situation you never recover from.. he once,.. years later.. stabbed her with a fork
based and real
well that took a dark turn
it was so wholesome at first
@justinburrowes8073 how is getting beaten with a flyswatter wholesome
@@oftheHowl did you not read the "at first" as in the first half of her comment before it stopped being wholesome
it’s called asian squat bc all the asian aunties and uncles would smoke outside and sit like that 🤣🤣🤣
And because our toilets are in the floor so we have to squat like that
As a black guy who had to best friends that were Chinese and Vietnamese, half of these traits i have cus we were either at their house or mine. Our parents had dishwashers, cus we were the dishwashers. That "what were you beat with as a kid", what ever was in range. That hit to close to home.
My mom has backhanded me once and that's it and I'm also half asian.
piccolo is the realest character, im offended
Emi's experiences in life are Kansas and Texas. The fact that she's only seen Cyr wear dress shoes casually doesn't surprise me. 🤣
As a European I was very surprised by that one. I'd have thought dress shoes are the whitest thing ever
13:22 That eye-roll makes the whole video worth 😆
What did they say about Picolo? Shakes fist angrily. Leave Big Green alone.
NAAAAAAAIL! XD
Piccolo 🔛🔝
I mean Piccolo is cool but having him as your favorite is wild.
@@AntiSolid3000 No it's not, lol. He's like the top 4 popular characters. What's wild would be saying Tien or Krillin is your favorite, LOL.
Technically Goku is my favorite. He's a dumbass and wants to punch people constantly, I can relate.
The piccolo slander is inexcusable.
36:08 "Thank you to our guests for coming .. yeeaayy *applauding*... FXCK" This killed me xD
The important part of Asian squat is that both feet are on the floor
27:40 as another Jewish Asian the only appropriate answer to this question is “4 and 4 pairs of socks”😂😂😂
"Who's your favorite asian?" "Me fool. Next question"
25:26
Being mixed hispanic everytime I fill a job application is confusing especially when the "mixed race" box disappears after clicking "hispanic" 😂😂😂
I think you mean census, or you aren't from my country. It's illegal to discriminate by race in employment, so no one is going to ask you that. At least not in the US
History lesson: Back when racial surveys started, there were only three options. Black, White, Asian. Mexicans where listed as Black or White based on skin tone (if I remember correctly) but Native Americans where listed as Asian. Correct me if I’m wrong on this as I have hear and been thought different versions and only used this one as I’m more familiar with it.
Fun Fact: Native Americans, Black/Africans and Asians at birth have the Mongolian Birthmark: a buries like mark on their lower backs from birth up until their 2 years old or so. And they also have five crows on their molars while others only have four crows.
I’m half Native American and half Hispanic. Tohono O’odham is my tribe.
so as a middle eastern i would be a desert N&*# right? because americans think asia is china vietnam ,....
But offlinetv hasn't go the country that existed tho 'malaysian' but toast was born there too
I've heard instances where Native Americans and Black Americans were lumped together in those censuses, in Jim Crow states. More specifically, Natives were listed as Black. But, what you mention also makes sense as in one of the Japanese Internment Camps, the population from the nearby Native Reservation it was located were also forced in the camp because the Americans thought they were Asian.
Black, Asian and Caucasian are like the fundamentals of race math, any other race is a mix of these three. Now days a lot of people just state where they are from as their race, like when Michael said northern Philipino
@@LinksQuestResearch ??? What is up with you people and your weird hangups on race. Just so weird and wrong
Such bull piccolo is my favorite character they are acting like they don’t know piccolo is a beast
Hurt my balls to try that squat, was surprised because I expected it to hurt my knees.
When I was a kid, whenever I lied, my mom ask me eat tons of chili so my tongue would burn. If i don't do homework, my teacher would use a cane to beat my hands and body, teachers would throw off naughty students bags and book off the 4th floor and ask them to pick them up and go home, before beating them 20+ times with a cane. A less painful punishment would be standing while pulling your ears for couple of hours. I could go on and on, yeah growing up in an asian household in the 90's is like that in my country. Not sure about now
Damn what country?
@@davedave3520 malaysia. I think SEA countries are of similar experience in the 90's
Toats: "introduced himself"
Emiru: you didn't introduce yourself?
Me: huh? O.o
Asian Experts more like South East Asian Experts.
whoever said, "You didn't introduce yourself." I love you.. 🤣💀💀
Emi laying out the Whasian dilemma
The Ray Charles cosplay on the left is CRAZY
Emi- “Hi Im emily chunk”
Everyone- “BULLSHI-“ 😂
paddington2 IS A MASTERPIECE
why they gotta do my man piccollo so dirty
1:20 the biracial struggle
The “what’d you get beat with” question is js so hard for me, cuz it was a belt, hanger, broom, slipper/shoe, metal pole, generally anything close to the hand or the hand itself but getting older I is got grounded or something would come flying at me every so often.
1:25 man... felt this one 😅😅😅 i feel like us mixed people dont belong anywhere by other people's standards.. they always classify us as different than them.
In a guess the Asian video. Saying, “emotional damage” is crazy
aye that double double counter is crazy 😂😂
She’s never watched DBZ!? Buu saga was a classic.
ayyyyy Scarra didnt expect to see him
Apperantly talking over people is an asian trait
How after 9 months am I apparently the only one to notice that the Editor fucked up and ended up leaving in a Steam-Notification-Pop-Up at 9:00 of their friend Russel playing DARK SOULS(tm) REMASTERED?
135 speech hit different reminds me of Selena dad speech
What's funny is #6 showed his skin color when he had his hands on his head 😂
Feels Taiwanese man
1 is my spirit animal, absolute mad lad.
i wanna see more of the first dude hes funny af
all im saying is piccolo got a huge power up 20:47 LMAO
Piccolo is like always been 5 on every popularity poll.
3 songs by Mumford and Sons? I'll give you four! Sigh No More, White Blank Page, Little Lion Man and After The Storm. Four of the best songs ever made from one and the same album.
Just got a dbz ad right after bro said his favorite anime was dbz hahaha😂
The highest grossing Dragon Ball movie has Piccolo as the main character. Toast gotta respect big green.
Thumbnail guy really phoned it in on this one.
If emi were on this i feel like she would be recognized for her voice.
My favorite thing about Asian-Americans is that we're all traumatized, and we all laugh about it with each other.
Paddington 2 is a one to one take from the nicholas cage movie answer
otk should do guess the degenaerate
As a southern Illinoisan, that is the best part about our state, Tinkerbell throwing up in a sewer.
(Southern IL is 7 hrs from Chicago, and yes it's like living in colonial America please send help.)
9:56 that sound like a Southern thing as well. My Dad was from the south and when he was gonna whoop me hed make me go outside and pick the switch (stick) I was gonna be beat with. And hed always tell me it better be big enough because if not hed beat me with it and then make me go get another until it was the right size. Also I had a asian and ruddian friends so my squat game is on point.
the girl on the far right of the judges sounds like that vrtuber
Yep, heels up, forearms across thighs, cross hands in front. I used to spend hours like that when I was a kid. Great for scanning the bottom shelves at libraries.
Then again, I'm not at all Asian, so go figure.
Because our toilets are on the floor so we have to squat like that
2:33 i had multiple friends named david lee and kevin nguyen 😭
Russians do that "Asian" squat as well haha
For some reason i cant squat, i have to tippy toe whenever i do so.
Did that dude imply he was a North Korea defector lmao
Truer words were never spoken. There is no good BBQ in SoCal, I'm from Texas.
What were you beaten with as a child:
Emotional Damage
🤣 I'm dead, because funny and relatable.
1:19 I'm 🇲🇳🇨🇳🇰🇷🇩🇰🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇪🇳🇴, live in 🇺🇦.)
And I don't literally care what who thinks about me.)
I'm Ukrainian, but how I see in this video - I literally for some reason asian culturally (as all Ukrainians), but with Europeoid individualism. xD
The piccolo disrespect is crazy, when the man Akira Toriyama has said it was one of his favorites. A litteral demon king ffs
its called a slav squat. asians just absorbed it and made it their own
“Say lollipop”
Emiru with the uploads
Dam she skipped the otv ad for headphones 😂 no free promo
That´s also the Cholo squat. I´m Mexican and like 260 lbs and can do it lol I teached my kid how to do it when he was 2 yrs old.
I had the same reaction when she said that about death note HAHAHA
number 6 for sure a stand user
Nah, the number 1 guy watched dbz when he was younger and never did again... so he watched it when the furthest they got was either frieza or cell, and piccolo is a repectable answer at that point.
Saying this ahead of time... I bet number 3 is filipino, I say this just because voice doesn't tell you much, but that could be an Asian voice (since Asians have a wide range of voices) but also his last name is a common Spanish last name. And I assume some of the producers aren't Asian, and thought the last name would throw people off... seems to have worked, but I would hope that the random Asian judges would know that much about Filipino people... I mean, I can tell the difference between most German, Irish, and English names... and now I just heard him say it so, I assume I'm right and won't have to edit this again.
7:35 I've never heard of asian squat in my entire life, nor do any of my asian friends. That's super weird. There's the slav squat that everyone knows though...
RIP pogchamp 8:57
Attack on titan is more of a starter kit tho and she said she was js getting into it so death note was definitely the worse option for her to pick because DN is more of a weeb or mid-life kinda anime.
“My favorite show “
-👴🏻
piccolo isnt unpopular hes prob like the third most popul;ar or 4th vegeta/goku/piccolo and gohan
Nah, it's gogeta, Vegito, Freeza, Cell, Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, even both versions of Broly, etc are all more popular than piccolo..
Yamcha is even more known than piccolo
Toast would be proud
Toast bein like black people love adopting asians. XD
they're wrong about Piccolo...My sister loves him
also Paddington 2 is amazing
wat kinda mind fuck was the intro... i questioned the very existence of the universe
why does the guy with teh rubber boots get to have cooler pants with text on them? thats the only reason hes standing more confidentally, and hegets a hat over the mask.
Heels on the ground
Sup fat show
Yeah some people does not like death note, they keep saying "the mc is just trying to justify his killings and I hate that" and some more but I forgot the other opinions
when i heard what they got beat with i was like man you guys got lucky i got beat with pvc pipes and metal pipes
I don't know how they missed #6. I could very clearly hear a hint of asian mixed in his voice. But then I suppose I do have headphones on while they don't.
2:02 um that would be instant elimination if there is a black dude
The squats with heel up is not uncommon to us (PH), that's accompanied with smoking cigarettes while loafing here and there.
#6 very based not liking LA bbq when he's from Texas, crazy hard to beat Texan bbq
thats a gopnik squat
including west asia is the most blatant "hold the L" they've had to do... oof
It's called asian squat because alot of asian couldn't afford a chair and this was a good method to sit comfortably without a chair. Also alot of toilets used to by very low so this squat made it easier to use the toilet.
Fun fact: Russians use the same kind of squat but it's somehow called the russian squat instead. Maybe because their squat originated in the prison :D
That is a very fun fact
The toilet is in the floor so we have to squat
they can afford a chair lol
We really reacting to a reaction now XD
Cap Piccolo best DBZ character.
A white guy speaking better Chinese than a half 😂 very understandable