@@maximecaron2766 1 liter of soda is about 400 calories, it's like a pretty small meal, it's really not that much. soda only makes you fat when it's in addition to everything else. And he probably drinks less than 1 liter. it's all about quantities, if his daily diet is one fast food meal(like 600-800cal) + one small meal with a tiny steak(400cal max) + soda(400cal max), he's probably not even reaching 2k calories. Also he's like 6'2 or 6'3 so he needs a lot more calorie than an average sized person. Also asmon has gained a lot of weight the past few years, he's like +50lbs compared to like 4 years ago so it's starting to catch up to him. Look up photos of him from like 5 years ago he used to be a sekeleton, now he's pretty average for a tall person
@@Titi-pu2hl I feel it's likely that he unconsciously trained himself to not like much food or being full, since he said he grew up poor (but it can happen to anyone); since I feel how you eat in your childhood can train your brain to be a "skinny person" brain or a "fat person" brain. If you talk to or are a fat or skinny person, one thing is clear; fat people love feeling full and stuffed with food, while skinny people find it uncomfortable to be full.
This video should really highlight the importance of exposing your children to textures and flavors while they're young and protecting them from ultra palatable modern foods.
@@rangingaway92 Right? Not even just fruit tho. You wanna get them used to trying all sorts of things. Gotta get used to the textures of meats, veggies, fruits ect. Most important is to avoid those ultra-palatable snacks. Like you say, super tasty, salty/sugary, artificially flavored, but also perfectly textured foods. If it has a weird mouthfeel and you're not used to that, it's just as off putting.
My parents forced me to eat anything that's on the table (obviously) and therefore forced me to eat lots of different foods at a young age. They would do this over and over again until eventually I started liking them🤷♀ The only food I just can't get used to or enjoy is asparagus and beans👹👹
@@SHINeescity That's the way to go! Your kids might hate it at the time but I bet you thank them in hindsight. This soft-parenting bullshit about "Oh don't condition your kids to clean their plate every time, that leads to obesity" No, allowing them to eat overly-tasty garbage food leads to obesity.
I am sure they loved him, you can tell he has a very close bond with both of them and his mother passing clearly hit him hard af, but unfortunately they did not feed him well, its obvious. They must not have realized how important it is. @@LK-em1bv
@@januszkurahenowski2860 I live in the US and ive lived in mnay different states here from west to east, cant say ive met someone that doesnt eat fruit....it is def a unique thing even in the US...and cooking is still less expensive than fast food here.
This would've been good if he didn't drink soda in between tasting different fruits. Of course they don't taste like anything once you cleanse your palette with soda.
@@FABIOZITO11how is it? I believe he has ASD, I'm almost positive, people with it do have different sensory system, I know a person that only eats fruits and fish, that's their diet, and the fruits are really watery ones like grapes watermelons etc xD
yeah no wonder, if your body lacks vitamine c your bone density will decrease and your teeth will fall out as a result. early seamen had this due to shitty nutrition, it's called scurvy.
To be fair, when Pineapples were first discovered by Europeans they were brought across as curiosities and were sold at ultra-expensive prices for noble and gentry families to show off and display. many had pineapples planted in their greenhouses, others displayed them on plythns to show off to their rich buddies, and others ate them at fancy dinners. Indeed, on many country manors and estates in Europe, you can see statues of pineapples on gates, on walls, and in gardens from that time and as traditional decoration still used today. Ironically though I think because pineapples are SOOO Sweet, Asmongold might actually like it.
It's always nice to see tribesmen's reaction to food they've never tried before. Next video should be about introducing him to the concept of using water to clean one's hands.
@HarryLLC it's nice that you think asmongold has ever tried drinking water before. I believe that asmongold has never actually drunk anything other than some type of soda lmao
I mean I would peel them all as well, but I just can't be bothered and eat the skin anyway and much of the nutrients are in the skin as well. But grapes taste better without the skin and so does apples and pears, you just eat it anyway because who can be bothered peeling that shit.
What I will say about fruit is when I started eating at least one fruit a day on average I stopped having dental issues after age 18, I haven't had to go to the dentist in 12 years. In fact I only have to brush my teeth about once every 1-2 months, usually when I switch my diet a little and don't eat enough fruit. My gums are even more healthy and tight only needing to floss every 2-3 months, usually when I eat some extra tough meat or lots of corn/popcorn. My guess is fruit acids and phytonutrients helps maintain an extremely good balance of bacteria in the mouth. If you suffer from bad breath, eat an apple a day instead of using mouth wash.
@@jimutjayadev thats just objectively wrong, even during cooking grapes sometimes get peeled but damn thats a bitch to do i personally dont care about the skin but that doesnt change that you are wrong
@@GNMbg Bro with the way he lives hes insane levels of NEET, its actually insane. Hardly leaves his house and lives quite unhealthily, I'm sure it will catch up to him in the next ten years. Dude has cockroaches in his bedroom :S
@@GNMbg Hard disagree. At first I thought this can't be real, but I know that people can be hyper sensitiv to texture. I am not sure about the avocado bit, there he might be fucking with us, but the way his friends are reacting and always test to give him the best experience possible is what eventually convinced me.
@@GNMbg yeah i also thought that, plus there is no way you haven't at least tried fruit your whole life right? It's like at some point in your life you want to experince eating new types of food.
@@gknucklez Overall, Asmon is playing an exaggeration of himself. Of course there is some truth to it, but he very obviously already knew that he would rate lemon above all else, because it's hilarious.
He reminds me of one of my favorite fictional characters, Rancid Crabtree from Patrick McManus's short stories of his youth. He was an old man who lived in a shack on top of a mountian and never worked, never bathed, never ate healthy foods and yet had never been sick in his life. The crust that had built up from no baths formed a protective layer from illness. His body adapted to his way of life
Asmongold did say in one of his streams that when he had a streak of about 3 and a half months of not showering, at one point he touched his chest and felt "scales"
The way Asmon zones out and puts his hand over his face after every bite like someone just informed him of the death of a loved one or something is just amazing. Man is over here having an existential crisis over little pieces of fruit.
I tell you what. Don't ever eat candy and only eat fruits. You will be surprised how much that will improve your life. I didn't have anything containing artificial sugar in over 3 years. You won't miss it@@ananiashard9466
It is really an amazing thing this guy managed to turn World of Warcraft into a career. It's almost as if you were to ask a 2 year old, "what do you want to do with your life?" they would say, "play video games and eat candy" you would wave your hand and poof: you have asmongold. He is kind of like a unicorn in that way.
There can only be one. The unicorn. We’ve chosen a bald unicorn. We support him so he can live this life for us all, and for that sin he must be malding
"Me and my dad would get a banana split, I'd eat the ice cream, he'd eat the banana" "Id get a milkshake, but they'd put a cherry on top. Like wtf" "My mom made me strawberry shortcake with actual strawberries. I took them off"
Emi has been so good for OTK 👏🏻 No one can deny the awesome effect Emi has had on Asmon. Eating fruit, dressing up as the nurse waifu, got him out of the house (even if it was just to film her as Princess). She's OTK's very own miracle worker 👌🏻🥰💕💕💕
I would love to see him cut his sugar intake for a week and retry the fruits, I think he’s over stimulating his sense to sugar by drinking soda. But still awesome that he tried all of theses! GGs!
@@CharlieKellyEsqespecially the fact he complains about the skin like it’s actual skin or something He doesn’t seem to realize it’s not the same thing and just a term
I don't think he's acting he's even getting red having to swallow and chew on some of these fruits. He's a very picky eater for sure, maybe even a supertaster they are known for having problems with many different foods because they taste them much more intensely than normal people do. Out of all of the fruits there I would say Cantaloupe is the worst by far, they should have bought him some honey melon instead.
It's really the intensity of the fruit. The stuff Asmond normally has is Super overloaded with sugars and acids and stuff, so of course anything else to the pallete is just gonna express the weak, bland, and bitter, parts of the fruits, cause the pallete has already been so desensitized to the sweets and sours and such.
I am more surprised about his problem with the textures of the fruits! (and that he disliked a nectarine, never seen anybondy not liking the taste of nectarines before) There was a study some time ago that people like food better if it incorporates more than one texture in one bite. A prime example would be a cake. With the dough, filling, maybe fruit and a topping and maybe even with whipped cream. Even a lot of sweets tend to have different textures in one bite. Fried food that was dunked in some dough before...
I think this is the reason people hate Lacroix so much as well... When you're on a diet of more mild, subtle flavors and you cut out junk food and large amounts of sugary fruits, lacroix and other sparkling water taste just as strong as regular soda
@@orbrat212 I haven’t heard the hate on Lacroix honestly, and I had to change my soda drinking habits from 1-2 Coke cans a day to either diet soda or seltzer/sparkling water (I am a late onset Type 1 Diabetic) 🤷🏻♀️. I didn’t like plain seltzer right away though, I had to pick a flavored one.
you kinda forget that fruit is loaded with so much sugar, its why most people dont see fruit as very healthy. an apple contains 21 grams of sugar. thats like 30% of a coke people think the sugars in them are different but they really arent im someone who drinks way to much pop. and i absolutely love fruit. bananas apples grapes oranges especially
Yea the fruit wouldnt taste sweet at all after drinking fizzy. Fruit sweetness by itself is really nice but if you drink fizzy first it will taste like shit in comparison.
That was really obviously a joke. He didn't hesitate to cut around the pit like he's done it before. He's not anywhere near as dumb as he's acting in this video, this was an act.
Such a successful guy, large fan base, great circle of friends, really cool content but man you can’t lie this dude was the man child your parents were hoping you weren’t gonna become. It doesn’t hurt to eat healthy like maybe once a week
@@mariozenarju6461 someone should encourage him to drink fruit smoothies i barely eat fruit myself (very picky tastebuds around fruit), so i can only eat certain apples and red grapes without literally gagging however, by drinking it? i can add oranges raspberries cranberries lemons limes watermelons peaches basically it expanded how much i can intake, so i i want to feel healthy i can buy a fruit drink from the shops
@@jockojohnson4937 Hahaha I legit thought the same thing! My grandparents had a garden and I had similar experience! Watching Asmon was like wooooow it's like watching someone from another planet come to earth and trying the plants lol
This is not entirely true. I have 3 sons and the middle one is really picky, and I did everything the same as I did with my other kids. Things are more complicated when it comes to this kinda weird picky eating habit. People will only say "you should do this and that when they are kids" bla bla, and it mostly comes from people who doesnt have kids lmao.
Never thought I’d watch an hour video of man eating fruits. It’s just mindblowing to even imagine that Asmon has managed to live with 2$ steaks and Taco Bell as long as he has. Even more mindblowing is how he doesn’t even know what fruits taste like 👀
He's not even the only person like this. I'm probably his clone but I drink regular coke. I think he drinks Dr. P most of the time. The main difference is I actually buy fruits and veggies so my cart isn't full of only junk food. Then they all go bad and I throw them away. Buying them doesn't make me want to eat them.
Oh yeah I was at a party that had a fruit tray and I asked about if grapes had seeds I had to remove and people were confused. He's definitely not the only person who doesn't eat fruits and I'm in my 30s hahahah
@@mihaimercenarul7467 the commenter's name is Lettuce. Asmon has taken a bite of a salad as a donation goal in the past and claimed it was the worst thing he'd ever eaten.
yo i absolutely lost my shit when emiru was explaining people feel like shit normally after eating fast food and the way asmond goes "why?..." it was fucking golden lmaoooo
Here's the thing tho... the more regularly you eat fast food, the less it affects you in that way. The reason for it (I think) is mostly due to it being WAY more sodium than your body is used to consuming at one time, so your system rejects the food... hence you feeling sick afterward. I used to eat fast food semi-regularly and it didn't really affect me much after I got used to it; but before and since then, I can't eat fast food without feeling sick for the rest of the day.
@@drayman101yeah it’s true. asmon has been eating fast food since he was a toddler, his body is already accustomed to it which acc makes me mad for some reason bc as a kid you should be eating real nutritious foods. bro might not even make it to his 50’s or 60’s :(
@@jules-yay 50's is not realistic if his eating habits are true. There is a very high chance of getting cardiac arrest before hittng 40 with his habits (if true). I've seen people die in their late 40's early 50's that had better habits than this.
I can say from personal experience. When you cut down the sugar on your diet to a 0%. You can taste more the sweets on different fruits and veggies. Sometimes cooked onions feel like candy when I eat them. You can taste the developed sugar in a good coffee. Hard recommend that to everybody.
I don't think that's the issue here. Just after a couple of hours your tastebuds will already be kinda reset. It's more like the artificial flavor. He's never had anything else then concentrated artificial flavor before, so everything natural feels dull and weird to him. For instance: Artificial strawberry flavor doesn't taste anything like real strawberries and a lot of people don't like them because of it, that's why it's often times used over natural flavor in industrial products. Simply because our brains are tricked into thinking the artificial flavor is the correct one. You're right though, generally. If you cut down on salts and sugars, your food will taste better in the long run, simply because you'll need less of it.
@@42ZaphodB42i actually hate artificial strawberry more than anything i can think of and quite like strawberries. Not my faves but if they’re ripe and sweet i can love them. My point is- how can anyone think the artificial flavor is the “correct one”. Artificial banana and watermelon are also shit. I think the only fruit that tasted amazing in any variation u can eat it in are the peaches and nectarines 🥰
@@42ZaphodB42well if your slightly addicted to garbage food your body still tells you it's nasty even if it's not I know this from experience when I starve myself of stuff like sugar everything does taste better.
@@xenonmob no deadass I’ve meet people like him who would never eat any fruit or vegetables 💀 but somehow seem mostly fine it’s insane. My own brother is the same way, he’s gotten better over the years and eats some vegetables like potatoes and corn but he will absolutely never eat a salad
@@bertenz959 It makes me question why I actually watch his videos - I feel like I should be disappointed in myself for agreeing with a lot of his opinions in videos.
@@OntarioGuy430 But you shouldn't judge an opinion based on what someone eats or what their habits are (unless the opinion is about one of these specific topics). Asmon's life style shouldn't be idolized, but that doesn't mean his opinions are worth less in general. Obviously, Asmon's view on food should not set an example. But think for yourself if his opinions on certain topics have merit to them or not.
Asmon's reactions are so extreme, I would have thought he is faking this except for Emi's expressions where she can't help laughing at the shear absurdity of it all. 🤣
That just means he's good at improv. When he just went "ah yes, lemon is a good fruit" all my suspension of disbelief went out the window. Flinching at lemon is literally a pain reaction. There is no fucking way anyone who is unprepared just gobbles that shit down.
@@christophfischer2773 Not necessarily. I have always been able to eat lemons like other ppl eat oranges and they taste delicious to me (except they give me heartburn if I eat a lot). But I shudder at strong berry flavors like raspberry, blueberry and blackberry. As a matter of fact, my own fruit tier list is virtually identical to Asmon's, which shocked me, because I've never heard of anyone with the same strange taste I have in fruits, before. Now I'm thinking maybe people can have some rare genetic mutation in their taste buds that causes it, similar to the way some people like cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.
I believe Asmongold doesn't feel sick often because his body is so adjusted to his diet and the way it makes him feel, however if he switched to a more healthy diet I bet he would notice a massive difference in his energy and mood.
@@codrs2662 he's not happy, he openly admitted to having suicidal thoughts before. Just because he doesn't have outbursts doesn't mean he's in a good mental state
You can trick him into thinking avocado is ice cream by mushing it and adding powdered milk and sugar. Mushing it until it is very fine and then placing it in the freezer.
Yeah that's likely the origin of his dislike for fruit never really growing up with it. His dad did say his mom fed him frozen strawberries when he was a baby but maybe as he grew older he was no longer introduced to fruits.
@@dertyp3463 No, not really. I was eating 6-10 times a day as a kid, candies, cola, choclate and all kinds of shit. At 14 I was 265 pounds / 120kg and I said fuck that. Didn't have a single piece of chocolate or anything with sugar inclusing sodas since then. I'm 22 now and as healthy as one can be.
Tec is… something. I’m never seen someone be more factually wrong about a topic this much while speaking from a position of authority. It truly is something special.
@@Broockle with all food items?! Like the gummi bears and the worms and all that stuff? The list would contain all he eats not just what you consider regular food for a proper meal.
It’s just funny that he’s always eaten artificially sweet things so natural sugars/sweetness he hates, but sour things that they usually dumb down for candies is what he loves
I think asmon is legit autistic. And I say that as an autistic person. Sensitivity to light and weird textures are the main hallmark lol. Clothes and food he likes simple comfortable textures.
@@shellderpthis has GOT to be a troll, right? Like, just the most IMMEDIATELY obvious answer, even if you know next to nothing else about food and its makeup, is that bananas are a fantastic source of potassium. Which yes, is a nutrient that is absolutely critical to your function as a stable human being.
He might be, but for me it was with vegetables for years because of a unhealthy diet, I had gag reflex trying to tasting them. After I stopped eating like garbage every day, and went back to a normal diet my gag reflex for vegetables also went away. Now I can eat them again.
"going through physical trauma" it's like you can see the physical pain of his body being infused with vitamins for once. Asmon is great. Thankyou for this Emy.
The dumb thing is that the Emi thinks that fast food is magically making her sick... the thing is if you don't eat a certian type of food very often your body isn't used to it and it will be a little unhappy dealing with it. Asmongold if he doesn't get a lot of fiber it will wreck his body for days just because of the difference. These people aren't bright and have the mentality of cave men trying to make up why things happen.
I just had raspberries for the first time in the past year and I REALLY don't like them. They appear to be the one artificial flavor that they nailed EXACTLY, and that was really off putting to me. It's like they're just candy and not a real fruit.
How tf is asmon's blood not coagulated and even able to pass through his veins? Bro this was amazing and depressing at the same time. I can't even imagine life without these fruits. Heck I buy a fruit bowl every friday when I have a night job.
@@wooshbait36 have you ever seen this mans desk? have you seen this mans diet? if anything, the most believeable thing about him would be that he never tried fruit before.
@@wooshbait36 ye i hope people aren't actually that stupid i remember when he first mentioned never having fruit years ago instantly i knew it was some bullshit
Intelligence and hygiene is entirely two different things to be fair i used to living quite a healthy life when i didnt take care of my body and i got all the problems and sickness when i started to eating healthy and trying to live healthy quite a paradox
@@Beeeerj Yea i don't understand it either it just how things worked so yea...if you feel great eating fast foods dont change that due to social pressure or anything is what my advice is, eating healthy doesn't always mean you will be
@@Dracos210 bruh, it’s just your body getting used to actual good foods. Eating fast food non stop will just make your body break down at the age of 60 or earlier. Just keep eating healthy. It’ll start to be better after a while.
4:40 Emi is spot on. Asmon has 0 point of reference. I remember I had a horrible diet when I was younger and feeling sluggish and slow was 'normal'. It wasn't until I had a better diet that I felt like I had so much more energy and stamina. Asmon doesn't know what its like feeling better cause how he feels now is normal to him.
@@AceDeclansays me, brother. He doesn’t use his knowledge accurately or affectively. He is the caveman he spoke of with lack of innate human knowledge 😂
I have never eatten bananas, strawberries, blueberries, etc. I don't recall the last time I ate a fruit to be honest. Fruits often times smell bad. Their colour changes, their odour changes, their texture changes. You might eat a certain fruit and like it, eat another one of the same kind and be disgusted. My babysitter used to force me to eat a fruit before having the main meal. I swore that when I was getting out of there I wouldn't have to eat fruits ever again. She once forced a kid to eat his own vomit. I always had a gag reflex when eatting fruits so I was scared she would do the same to me. I used to eat pears, kiwis, peaches, fruit flavoured yogourts, cantaloup, apple sauce, fruit salad, watermelon, clementines, etc. I have eatten two raspberries about 5 years ago and although it tastes good, I wouldn't eat a handful like they were candies. So yeah, not everybody eats fruits.
Asmon's taste buds have become so accustomed to sweet and salty, that everything else seems 'wrong.' Put some salt on that watermelon and see what he thinks. Give him a little bowl of simple syrup to dip fruit pieces in, and he might like many of these better than the 'naked' versions. He might like strawberries with whipped cream, for example. Avocado is an acquired taste for most everyone; it requires repeated exposure. Bravo to all of you for the courageous experiments!
this i what i was thinking, even if homie wasn't exposed or just simply decided not to eat fruit or things of the same nature most of his palette is based on that fast food "savory" flavor so it's only natural eating fruit would illicit his reactions
Not to mention he’s chasing down every fruit with a gulp of Pepsi. A lot of these fruits are probably tasting bitter and bland because of the high levels on sugar in his drink
I am so grateful my family introduced fruit, veggies and seafood to me at a young age, there is definitely certain ones I don’t care for or like but honestly if they never forced me to try I would probably react like him
I think by him saying "I'm being attacked by physical trauma" it means his immune system is finally working properly and attacking all the unhealthy shit in his bloodstream LMFAOOO
Either Asmongold is an actual genius and comes up with all of this on the fly, or this is truly how the man lives and breaths... either way, it's incredible.
I basically eat like Asmond except I now buy fruits and veggies to be more healthy and they all get thrown away because they rot. I'm either one step ahead or behind asmon depending on if he reached this phase of wasting them.
@@dhLotan To motivate you, you can read all the studies that say the stuff you eat gives cancer and other diseases in the long run. You're killing yourself little by little depending on your age. But I also hate fruits and vegetables, I understand, I only changed after reaching 30yo. At least try real "healthy" meat and stuff, instead of fast food, at least you'd have the nutrients you can have outside of fruits/vegetables.
Asmondgold is deep into the hyper-realism. The fake chemical fruit he's comparing these to is more real and delicious to him than the actual fruit the chemical is supposed to be emulating.
@@fruityfriend I can't stand cucumber - so that would be pretty tricky of them ha-ha. Makes sense why they don't taste like watermelon though. It's all so artificial it could be flavoured by anything.
Asmongold is what our parents were afraid we'd become.
what a multi-millionaire ? 😂😂💀
@@Gotsta No a person who eats nothing but shit food
happy?
Asmon had to step down from OTK because he came down with scurvy.
@@PoliteAF there's no way he is happy
Emiru extended Asmons life by like 10 years in this video😂😂
And shortened his next trip to the toilet
Legit, he probably feels great today from being replenished with all the trace nutrients he's deprived himself of for so long.
na, it's gonna be like war of the worlds when the aliens are defeated by our new germs, asmon gonna go into shock.
She scared her employer going to die so she trying to keep him alive as long as possible
he is going to actually die before 40 from malnutrition
The fact that Asmon is still alive in his 30s gives me great hope that anyone can survive into their 40-50s
The fact that he's not morbidly obese is a testament to how fucking wild genetic diversity is
@@pgame20 he may eat like shit, but he doesn't eat much
Quantity is everything
@@maximecaron2766 1 liter of soda is about 400 calories, it's like a pretty small meal, it's really not that much. soda only makes you fat when it's in addition to everything else. And he probably drinks less than 1 liter.
it's all about quantities, if his daily diet is one fast food meal(like 600-800cal) + one small meal with a tiny steak(400cal max) + soda(400cal max), he's probably not even reaching 2k calories.
Also he's like 6'2 or 6'3 so he needs a lot more calorie than an average sized person. Also asmon has gained a lot of weight the past few years, he's like +50lbs compared to like 4 years ago so it's starting to catch up to him. Look up photos of him from like 5 years ago he used to be a sekeleton, now he's pretty average for a tall person
@@Titi-pu2hl I feel it's likely that he unconsciously trained himself to not like much food or being full, since he said he grew up poor (but it can happen to anyone); since I feel how you eat in your childhood can train your brain to be a "skinny person" brain or a "fat person" brain. If you talk to or are a fat or skinny person, one thing is clear; fat people love feeling full and stuffed with food, while skinny people find it uncomfortable to be full.
@@pgame20 he has one meal a day so the calories dont pass 2000 thats why, someone whose morbidly obsese would eat 5x his normal amount of junk food
This video should really highlight the importance of exposing your children to textures and flavors while they're young and protecting them from ultra palatable modern foods.
Exactly what I think, it's his parents fault for not introducing fruits before candy and junk food.
@@rangingaway92
Right?
Not even just fruit tho.
You wanna get them used to trying all sorts of things.
Gotta get used to the textures of meats, veggies, fruits ect.
Most important is to avoid those ultra-palatable snacks.
Like you say, super tasty, salty/sugary, artificially flavored, but also perfectly textured foods. If it has a weird mouthfeel and you're not used to that, it's just as off putting.
My parents forced me to eat anything that's on the table (obviously) and therefore forced me to eat lots of different foods at a young age. They would do this over and over again until eventually I started liking them🤷♀ The only food I just can't get used to or enjoy is asparagus and beans👹👹
@@SHINeescity
That's the way to go!
Your kids might hate it at the time but I bet you thank them in hindsight.
This soft-parenting bullshit about "Oh don't condition your kids to clean their plate every time, that leads to obesity"
No, allowing them to eat overly-tasty garbage food leads to obesity.
@@rangingaway92 do we know thats what happened or was it a choice asmon made? Not everything it the parents fault, and I hope you realize that.
Asmon is like 17th century aristocracy; "I once bought a pineapple just to look at it."
Some people used to just rent a pineapple for a day
Reminds me of the "Lion of Gripsholm Castle": taxidermist stuffed it in 1731 and never saw a lion before. it looks ridiculous
literally looked at your comment while he said that wtf
amazing comment
@waffleninja6122 I just googled the lion...oh my, it's hilarious 🤣
By eating 16 tiny pieces of fruit he has gotten 10x as much nutrition as he has ever had in his life
I can’t believe his parents didn’t feed him any nutrition
@@LK-em1bv Sadly this isn't THAT unique in the US but for an European it's crazy. Poor people cook here, not eat fast food since it's expensive.
I am sure they loved him, you can tell he has a very close bond with both of them and his mother passing clearly hit him hard af, but unfortunately they did not feed him well, its obvious. They must not have realized how important it is. @@LK-em1bv
@@januszkurahenowski2860Americans eat hella fruits lol. We literally have fruit stands vendors in California
@@januszkurahenowski2860 I live in the US and ive lived in mnay different states here from west to east, cant say ive met someone that doesnt eat fruit....it is def a unique thing even in the US...and cooking is still less expensive than fast food here.
This is like an intervention where they're trying to save their friend from scurvy
This would've been good if he didn't drink soda in between tasting different fruits. Of course they don't taste like anything once you cleanse your palette with soda.
@@earth2saka I mean, why would what it actually tastes like matter if it tastes worse than soda?
You bring up a good point op. How does Asmon not already have scurvy???
@@ninevite1255 steak has loads of essential vitamins
I think tomato ketchup exists solely to protect people like this from scurvy.
>watermelon falls on shirt
"I cant believe I ruined another shirt"
Should have expected, he never washes his clothes huh?
Same shirt
He doesn't know what a laundry machine is bro.
In the house tour video he said his mom would just buy a new trash can when one would fill up...
Like they never heard of trash bags???
@@zahillethe7th846it was a joke btw
This is one of those times that I can't believe Asmon is being serious
is he though? I'm mid video at right past watermelon please tell me this is satirical
@@heyitskyriii9815 Yeah definitely seems like an act that fits his persona.
I think he's serious
I like the dude but if he's being serious here it's a little too much
@@FABIOZITO11how is it? I believe he has ASD, I'm almost positive, people with it do have different sensory system, I know a person that only eats fruits and fish, that's their diet, and the fruits are really watery ones like grapes watermelons etc xD
Asmon: "why would anyone eat this?"
Also Asmon: "all of my teeth are rotted out"
Lmfao
I swear, if you read comments on his videos everyone thinks he is some kind of genius for the way he looks at stuff.
yeah no wonder, if your body lacks vitamine c your bone density will decrease and your teeth will fall out as a result.
early seamen had this due to shitty nutrition, it's called scurvy.
@@wolfkillgames See, it turns out people are a lot more nuanced than "do they eat fruit or not"
@@nickchapman3199 thats bull shit and you know it
This man is a prime example of why you don’t feed your kids junk food all the time.
This is a performance. He just acts like a stupid baby. It's just a shame kids watch this.
One water fast would fix him
@@leecrotty658I think he shrivel away 😂
@@leecrotty658but he doesn't like water 😂
What? You don't? I don't feed them anything else, well, on rare occasions I remember i should feed them at all.
“I once bought a pineapple, just to look at it.”
I have no words…
but they do look kool i seen them cut so you can just take one one of those spike things as a piece.
To be fair, when Pineapples were first discovered by Europeans they were brought across as curiosities and were sold at ultra-expensive prices for noble and gentry families to show off and display. many had pineapples planted in their greenhouses, others displayed them on plythns to show off to their rich buddies, and others ate them at fancy dinners. Indeed, on many country manors and estates in Europe, you can see statues of pineapples on gates, on walls, and in gardens from that time and as traditional decoration still used today. Ironically though I think because pineapples are SOOO Sweet, Asmongold might actually like it.
bro is old-fashioned
IDK why but Asmongold saying fruits are the knockoff version of candies is the most hilarious thing to me
Yes, you do know why:
Because it's literally the opposite of reality.
The most American thing to say honestly
shows the twisted mindset and how his reality does not come from the real world.
More like candies are the knockoff version of fruit
@@hangoschmango and thats the most european thing to say honestly
It's always nice to see tribesmen's reaction to food they've never tried before. Next video should be about introducing him to the concept of using water to clean one's hands.
@HarryLLCHe doesn't need to wash his hands, his dick is clean.
@HarryLLC it's nice that you think asmongold has ever tried drinking water before. I believe that asmongold has never actually drunk anything other than some type of soda lmao
@harryLLC DRINKING WATER? You mean the stuff that goes in the toilet? Yuck!
@HarryLLCWater? Like in the toilet? Bronco is what plants crave
XD
This is like watching a documentary about a child who has only lived in the jungle (like Mowgli) but the complete opposite. It's fascinating.
It’s frustrating
@@IncorporatedMonsters It's unfathomable considering he's a multi millionaire and could buy tons of fruit if he wanted.
You mean gollum?
It was pretty uncomfortable for me.
@@officialnoonon what point are you trying to make 💀
Lemons help with scurvy so do you reckon asmon likes more because his body craves something to cure it 😭
His teeth rotted out, so maybe he legit had scurvy!
he should be getting enough vit c from all the French fries he's eating
Watching Asmon agonize over red apples and the skin of fruit is like watching an adult toddler. Some of these takes are just wild.
I mean I would peel them all as well, but I just can't be bothered and eat the skin anyway and much of the nutrients are in the skin as well.
But grapes taste better without the skin and so does apples and pears, you just eat it anyway because who can be bothered peeling that shit.
What I will say about fruit is when I started eating at least one fruit a day on average I stopped having dental issues after age 18, I haven't had to go to the dentist in 12 years. In fact I only have to brush my teeth about once every 1-2 months, usually when I switch my diet a little and don't eat enough fruit. My gums are even more healthy and tight only needing to floss every 2-3 months, usually when I eat some extra tough meat or lots of corn/popcorn. My guess is fruit acids and phytonutrients helps maintain an extremely good balance of bacteria in the mouth. If you suffer from bad breath, eat an apple a day instead of using mouth wash.
@@GLUFSAREN kiwi's can eaten whole but like I'm not gonna
they do taste nicer without though
@@jimutjayadev thats just objectively wrong, even during cooking grapes sometimes get peeled but damn thats a bitch to do
i personally dont care about the skin but that doesnt change that you are wrong
i can never tell if Asmon is reaching insane NEET levels or if this is just PEAK character acting. he's so interesting in that way.
he is not being serious and its pretty obvious
@@GNMbg Bro with the way he lives hes insane levels of NEET, its actually insane. Hardly leaves his house and lives quite unhealthily, I'm sure it will catch up to him in the next ten years. Dude has cockroaches in his bedroom :S
@@GNMbg Hard disagree. At first I thought this can't be real, but I know that people can be hyper sensitiv to texture. I am not sure about the avocado bit, there he might be fucking with us, but the way his friends are reacting and always test to give him the best experience possible is what eventually convinced me.
@@GNMbg yeah i also thought that, plus there is no way you haven't at least tried fruit your whole life right? It's like at some point in your life you want to experince eating new types of food.
@@gknucklez Overall, Asmon is playing an exaggeration of himself. Of course there is some truth to it, but he very obviously already knew that he would rate lemon above all else, because it's hilarious.
As someone who could eat that whole table full of fruit in probably one sitting, it baffles me that someone could actually dislike fruit
true
theres vegans and anti vegans nothing wrong with that :p
@@22boltmagie22 you don't have to be a vegan in order to enjoy fruit
That's a lot of fruit to consume in one sitting though.
@@extremecanary2171 and…?
He reminds me of one of my favorite fictional characters, Rancid Crabtree from Patrick McManus's short stories of his youth. He was an old man who lived in a shack on top of a mountian and never worked, never bathed, never ate healthy foods and yet had never been sick in his life. The crust that had built up from no baths formed a protective layer from illness. His body adapted to his way of life
That is fucking disgusting
Asmongold did say in one of his streams that when he had a streak of about 3 and a half months of not showering, at one point he touched his chest and felt "scales"
@@werthedead keep it up for a year and he would look like The Thing.
The way Asmon zones out and puts his hand over his face after every bite like someone just informed him of the death of a loved one or something is just amazing. Man is over here having an existential crisis over little pieces of fruit.
for real...
Fruit is like nature's candy and bro is acting like they fished food out of a dumpster.
@@xcorr77 nah, they are nothing like a candy
@@ananiashard9466 Fruits are far better 😂
I tell you what. Don't ever eat candy and only eat fruits. You will be surprised how much that will improve your life. I didn't have anything containing artificial sugar in over 3 years. You won't miss it@@ananiashard9466
It is really an amazing thing this guy managed to turn World of Warcraft into a career. It's almost as if you were to ask a 2 year old, "what do you want to do with your life?" they would say, "play video games and eat candy" you would wave your hand and poof: you have asmongold. He is kind of like a unicorn in that way.
There can only be one. The unicorn. We’ve chosen a bald unicorn. We support him so he can live this life for us all, and for that sin he must be malding
@@TWHowl 😭😭😭
Bros stomach had a glimpse of hope
LMAO
XD
LMAOOOOOO
XD
i just kek'd
"Me and my dad would get a banana split, I'd eat the ice cream, he'd eat the banana"
"Id get a milkshake, but they'd put a cherry on top. Like wtf"
"My mom made me strawberry shortcake with actual strawberries. I took them off"
Emi has been so good for OTK 👏🏻
No one can deny the awesome effect Emi has had on Asmon. Eating fruit, dressing up as the nurse waifu, got him out of the house (even if it was just to film her as Princess). She's OTK's very own miracle worker 👌🏻🥰💕💕💕
Underrated comment. I think she's probably a force for a lot of good cultural changes within the org that we don't immediately see, too.
She's the only female streamer in the org, and damn it she's really pulling her weight more than the guys to better the org from the inside.
@@SeanSMST no she aint, w/ about extraemily
@@awk-irl oh right, well until recently she was the only one officially. Point still stands
I would love to see him cut his sugar intake for a week and retry the fruits, I think he’s over stimulating his sense to sugar by drinking soda. But still awesome that he tried all of theses! GGs!
This feels less like a taste test and more like an intervention
hahahahhaah
Ha
Asmon is like the muffin man. Built by sugar and it's magic that holds him together.
Underrated comment tbh 🤣
Asmon is a wizard disguised as a warrior.
This is the best and most accurate description that I've ever heard.
Did someone say, THE MUFFIN MAN?
ahahahaha thanks for the hearty laugh
As an European im flabergasted that there is a single person who doesnt eat ANY fruits. Like i would devour everything present on the table.
Same as an American
Knew a kid in the 90's that only ate mac 'n cheese and milky way yoghurts here in the UK. Was wierd tbh
Lol. Americans eat fruit. Asmongold is just a freak show. That's why there's a video about it.
watching this from europe is like watching a documentary about aliens
same watching it from the states too tbh. This is just so weird.
@@CharlieKellyEsqespecially the fact he complains about the skin like it’s actual skin or something
He doesn’t seem to realize it’s not the same thing and just a term
Not really a European or American thing. Every country has picky eaters
@@landontucker2866Its an american thing since americans consume the most fast food in the world.
@@landontucker2866 american detected
The way Asmongold reacts to eating fruit is how I would react if someone tried to get me to eat insects.
Cockroaches go crazy.
Ive eaten bugs and i didnt react like Alien but its not tasty
@@fredfredo219 maggots go sicko
Waiting for McDonald's McBug
Why the fuck would you eat that? I'd rather die than to eat shit like that@@fredfredo219
Asmon really lives on another planet compared to us. To the point that I have a hard time believing he isn't acting.
Dude is actually the most successful loser ever haha
Legit I can't tell if this is just brilliant physical character acting or if Asmon is just the most peculiar man in history
The on camera personality reacting to the decay is different than the real one, if that’s what you mean.
I don't think he's acting he's even getting red having to swallow and chew on some of these fruits. He's a very picky eater for sure, maybe even a supertaster they are known for having problems with many different foods because they taste them much more intensely than normal people do. Out of all of the fruits there I would say Cantaloupe is the worst by far, they should have bought him some honey melon instead.
Content is king.
His dad would take him to DQ, get him a banana split, and eat the bananas for him. His dad profoundly failed him.
His mom failed him too
Those DQ bananas are NOT good. They’re just frozen, bland, overripe bananas. Fresh ones are way better.
Then you and your child both endure it......@@24680kong
It's really the intensity of the fruit.
The stuff Asmond normally has is Super overloaded with sugars and acids and stuff, so of course anything else to the pallete is just gonna express the weak, bland, and bitter, parts of the fruits, cause the pallete has already been so desensitized to the sweets and sours and such.
I am more surprised about his problem with the textures of the fruits! (and that he disliked a nectarine, never seen anybondy not liking the taste of nectarines before)
There was a study some time ago that people like food better if it incorporates more than one texture in one bite.
A prime example would be a cake. With the dough, filling, maybe fruit and a topping and maybe even with whipped cream.
Even a lot of sweets tend to have different textures in one bite. Fried food that was dunked in some dough before...
I think this is the reason people hate Lacroix so much as well... When you're on a diet of more mild, subtle flavors and you cut out junk food and large amounts of sugary fruits, lacroix and other sparkling water taste just as strong as regular soda
@@orbrat212 I haven’t heard the hate on Lacroix honestly, and I had to change my soda drinking habits from 1-2 Coke cans a day to either diet soda or seltzer/sparkling water (I am a late onset Type 1 Diabetic) 🤷🏻♀️. I didn’t like plain seltzer right away though, I had to pick a flavored one.
@@nirfz I actually like every single fruit except for nectarines (and I've tried stuff like durian)
you kinda forget that fruit is loaded with so much sugar, its why most people dont see fruit as very healthy.
an apple contains 21 grams of sugar. thats like 30% of a coke
people think the sugars in them are different but they really arent
im someone who drinks way to much pop. and i absolutely love fruit. bananas apples grapes oranges especially
Asmon: Explains that people who eat pulp of fruit are devolved humans
Also Asmon: Has rotted teeth from all of the sugar and fastfood he eats
No wonder this man likes the citrus, my man got scurvy
@@loganlaslo2098 He drinks fanta though
I’m sure he’s got clogged arteries, liver problems, kidney issues. Totally vitamin deficient, every vitamin
@@kimbirdsong2103 nope he doesn;t
@@nevastaeyurre3165 he doesn’t even know that so how would you? Lmao
Dudes drinking sugary soda between bites. That definitely throws off the taste of fruit.
Yea the fruit wouldnt taste sweet at all after drinking fizzy. Fruit sweetness by itself is really nice but if you drink fizzy first it will taste like shit in comparison.
@@steel2572condensed milk + sprite + watermelon + banana taste amazing tho. Sprite + coconut also good
@@farikkun1841 If you mean mixed together than that's different
I dont think it does
To him its like water
@@Jadee95Yeah, so everything less than "water" will be disgusting. Have a friend who is almost the same haba
0:28 how is he still alive
Asmon discovering the avocado seed is like primitive man discovering fire
He was like a caveman
That was really obviously a joke. He didn't hesitate to cut around the pit like he's done it before. He's not anywhere near as dumb as he's acting in this video, this was an act.
his dad calling mid stream to roast him about enjoying fruit as as a kid is so cute.
do you remember eating a piece of fruit 25 years ago? :P
@@huxflux1513 yes
@@huxflux1513 yes
@@huxflux1513 YES
@@huxflux1513 dam where was that question going again 😂
Him constantly reassuring chat that he’ll survive is so funny. Like yeah no one was worried about the fruit but you
34:44 on the next episode asmongold taste tests 10 different car batteries
I'm blown away by the fact that Asmon is still alive, based on his diet. 🤯
Or so skinny. I would be like 300+ lbs if I had his diet.
@@DarthSoto78 he only eats like one meal a day. That’s how he stays thin. He’s not healthy though.
At this point I'm convinced the local fast food places had a meeting and they've been putting vitamin pills in his food or something.
It's literally calorie dependent, you could eat anything and be skinny or fat
@@chrismarsh4575 also metabolism dependant
I think leaving pineapple out was a huge miss. The way he enjoys sour and strong flavors I think he would like it.
Factual comment.
i was thinking that the whole video, he would have absolutely lovedddd it
put pineapple in and of itself is disgusting
but he doesn't like fibers i feel like, so that's almost all fruits
Too wet. He only likes dry foods like beef jerky.
Such a successful guy, large fan base, great circle of friends, really cool content but man you can’t lie this dude was the man child your parents were hoping you weren’t gonna become. It doesn’t hurt to eat healthy like maybe once a week
It's just for content mayne.
@@Meestaseesta Nope, he actually is like that. Tried to eat a salad once, almost died
@@mariozenarju6461 someone should encourage him to drink fruit smoothies
i barely eat fruit myself (very picky tastebuds around fruit), so i can only eat certain apples and red grapes without literally gagging
however, by drinking it? i can add
oranges
raspberries
cranberries
lemons
limes
watermelons
peaches
basically it expanded how much i can intake, so i i want to feel healthy i can buy a fruit drink from the shops
he's a man child because he doesn't like healthy food? tf?
@@mariozenarju6461 thats the character asmongold not real zack
"and cookies and candy" as if that made his case any better
After seeing this we need to have him try limes, pomegranates and pineapples. He seems to really like citrus
I was thinking the same thing; except with pomegranates apparently the seeds might be a deal breaker. The JUICE I think he would like though. =)
I think you misspelled grape fruit and pummelo
Pomegranate and pineapple ain't citrus
Fuck man, spoilers
@@TripleBeamDreamin you walk a dangerous path reading comments before watching
@@lettuce1626 pineapple is total citrus what crack you smokin.
this is why its important to make your kids try different foods.
@Jocko Johnson I'm so jealous of you
ay bruh his dad called mid stream tellin him how he used to love fruits as a kid this aint on his parents lmao
@@jockojohnson4937 Hahaha I legit thought the same thing! My grandparents had a garden and I had similar experience! Watching Asmon was like wooooow it's like watching someone from another planet come to earth and trying the plants lol
I don't know, fruit are very different from country to country, I have a feeling that maybe just like Emiru said, fruit on Texas are not good.
This is not entirely true. I have 3 sons and the middle one is really picky, and I did everything the same as I did with my other kids. Things are more complicated when it comes to this kinda weird picky eating habit. People will only say "you should do this and that when they are kids" bla bla, and it mostly comes from people who doesnt have kids lmao.
Pretty sure this was Asmongold trying actual FOOD for the first time
Never thought I’d watch an hour video of man eating fruits.
It’s just mindblowing to even imagine that Asmon has managed to live with 2$ steaks and Taco Bell as long as he has.
Even more mindblowing is how he doesn’t even know what fruits taste like 👀
I’m shook watching this
I'm still mad that grapes don't taste like grape soda. Its alright, though. If you eat tide pods, they taste more like grape soda.
* Texas *
I didn't notice it was one hour until now
Satire
Bless Emiru for being so patient with Asmon
He is definately hard work.
@@regencyrow1867 Definitely*
She'll be a great mom if she ever decides to.
He literally does a persona bro
There is no way Asmongold is a real human being
Edit: I actually just ate a banana out of spite
He's not even the only person like this. I'm probably his clone but I drink regular coke. I think he drinks Dr. P most of the time.
The main difference is I actually buy fruits and veggies so my cart isn't full of only junk food. Then they all go bad and I throw them away. Buying them doesn't make me want to eat them.
Oh yeah I was at a party that had a fruit tray and I asked about if grapes had seeds I had to remove and people were confused. He's definitely not the only person who doesn't eat fruits and I'm in my 30s hahahah
Lol I like the edit.
@@dhLotan bruh and then I have to see you at my work to inject you with insulin 🙃
Its ok Asmon, dont let people bully you...SweetAnita doesnt like bananas either. 😉
one of the worst human experiments on orphans was giving them candy as a diet and no real food and this guy just chose that life
Asmon is the type of guy to turn down devil fruit powers because he won’t bite the fruit.
Gomu gomu no...oh mah gahh
Not to mention, devil fruits taste horrible lol
Yeah and if its got skin on it, it's double no and straight in the trash
LMAO
underrated comment
I’m judging him so hard right now
Good for Emiru and Techrone for being respectful the whole time I could not
Your just jealous because he’d put u in the trash along with tomato lol
@@calebreed2376 damn, so this is his fanbase, it's sadder than he is
@@mihaimercenarul7467 Are you dumb? It's a joke because the other dude's username is lettuce.
@@mihaimercenarul7467 the commenter's name is Lettuce. Asmon has taken a bite of a salad as a donation goal in the past and claimed it was the worst thing he'd ever eaten.
what's even the point of judging him
We just gotta make sure no one else grows up into this 😆
He's a product of his environment.
yo i absolutely lost my shit when emiru was explaining people feel like shit normally after eating fast food and the way asmond goes "why?..." it was fucking golden lmaoooo
I feel like shit after eating fast food, so I don't do that too often, the reason is pretty obvious...
Here's the thing tho... the more regularly you eat fast food, the less it affects you in that way. The reason for it (I think) is mostly due to it being WAY more sodium than your body is used to consuming at one time, so your system rejects the food... hence you feeling sick afterward. I used to eat fast food semi-regularly and it didn't really affect me much after I got used to it; but before and since then, I can't eat fast food without feeling sick for the rest of the day.
@@drayman101yeah it’s true. asmon has been eating fast food since he was a toddler, his body is already accustomed to it which acc makes me mad for some reason bc as a kid you should be eating real nutritious foods. bro might not even make it to his 50’s or 60’s :(
@@jules-yay 50's is not realistic if his eating habits are true. There is a very high chance of getting cardiac arrest before hittng 40 with his habits (if true). I've seen people die in their late 40's early 50's that had better habits than this.
This man is the living testimony of how durable the human body is, because give any wild animal asmongold's diet and they won't make it past 1 year...
I've seen some crazy stuff on TH-cam over the years, but this has to be one of the craziest things I've ever watched.
Like fr he hasn't eaten the most common fruits in his entire life. What surprises me is that he is still "healthy"
@@Aygosi I'm surprised he doesn't have chronic health issues.
Oh he’s definitely not healthy just alive
@@Aygosihealthy? The dude look like saruman and he is what? 30? Good for him
@matteo89ify this made me laugh a bit too much hahaha
Tectone using game terminology to explain fruits to Asmond is the most on brand thing about this.
I can say from personal experience. When you cut down the sugar on your diet to a 0%. You can taste more the sweets on different fruits and veggies. Sometimes cooked onions feel like candy when I eat them. You can taste the developed sugar in a good coffee. Hard recommend that to everybody.
I don't think that's the issue here. Just after a couple of hours your tastebuds will already be kinda reset.
It's more like the artificial flavor. He's never had anything else then concentrated artificial flavor before, so everything natural feels dull and weird to him. For instance: Artificial strawberry flavor doesn't taste anything like real strawberries and a lot of people don't like them because of it, that's why it's often times used over natural flavor in industrial products. Simply because our brains are tricked into thinking the artificial flavor is the correct one.
You're right though, generally. If you cut down on salts and sugars, your food will taste better in the long run, simply because you'll need less of it.
@@42ZaphodB42i actually hate artificial strawberry more than anything i can think of and quite like strawberries. Not my faves but if they’re ripe and sweet i can love them. My point is- how can anyone think the artificial flavor is the “correct one”. Artificial banana and watermelon are also shit. I think the only fruit that tasted amazing in any variation u can eat it in are the peaches and nectarines 🥰
@@nedarangelova9595 i enjoy strawberry ice cream but thats the only artificial strawberry thing i can stand. the fruit is far superior.
a person with taste @@noahgorman8485
@@42ZaphodB42well if your slightly addicted to garbage food your body still tells you it's nasty even if it's not I know this from experience when I starve myself of stuff like sugar everything does taste better.
Grapes: Greek Gods 😭
Kiwis: Loathesome dung eater 💀💀💀
Actual W take out of this 😭
Kiwis aren't terrible, but they're definitely are fuckin weird
I would absolutely devour everything on that table this man is insane
it’s scripted. he obviously has no problem eating any of it.
@@xenonmob no deadass I’ve meet people like him who would never eat any fruit or vegetables 💀 but somehow seem mostly fine it’s insane. My own brother is the same way, he’s gotten better over the years and eats some vegetables like potatoes and corn but he will absolutely never eat a salad
@@xenonmob I believe it's an american thing. I have met americans that refuse to eat veggies, anything that's green, and fruit. Pathetic. lmao
I would devour Emiru
@@xenonmob if you knew asmongold, you’d know it’s not scripted lol
Idk if it’s more sad or frustrating that this grown man had to mentally gear himself up to eat an apple.
Its pathetic.
It's funny
@@bertenz959 It makes me question why I actually watch his videos - I feel like I should be disappointed in myself for agreeing with a lot of his opinions in videos.
because he doesnt eat fruit...?@@OntarioGuy430
@@OntarioGuy430 But you shouldn't judge an opinion based on what someone eats or what their habits are (unless the opinion is about one of these specific topics). Asmon's life style shouldn't be idolized, but that doesn't mean his opinions are worth less in general.
Obviously, Asmon's view on food should not set an example. But think for yourself if his opinions on certain topics have merit to them or not.
Blueberries are just nature's Gushers
Hey now, you’re a rockstar
Then there's like a few warheads hidden in there
Lol...nah, but have you had those cotton candy grapes though?? Holy f"#k those are like candy! Lol
@@ChromePyramid lol
Yeah Blueberries are probably one o the most horrible fruits along with lemons, pomegranate or however its spelt.
1:08 i glady woke everyone in my house up laughing as hard as i could Goldie it a different breed of human
Asmon's reactions are so extreme, I would have thought he is faking this except for Emi's expressions where she can't help laughing at the shear absurdity of it all. 🤣
That just means he's good at improv.
When he just went "ah yes, lemon is a good fruit" all my suspension of disbelief went out the window.
Flinching at lemon is literally a pain reaction. There is no fucking way anyone who is unprepared just gobbles that shit down.
@@christophfischer2773 Not necessarily. I have always been able to eat lemons like other ppl eat oranges and they taste delicious to me (except they give me heartburn if I eat a lot). But I shudder at strong berry flavors like raspberry, blueberry and blackberry. As a matter of fact, my own fruit tier list is virtually identical to Asmon's, which shocked me, because I've never heard of anyone with the same strange taste I have in fruits, before. Now I'm thinking maybe people can have some rare genetic mutation in their taste buds that causes it, similar to the way some people like cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.
@@originaldarkwater Cilantro does taste like soap, it's delicious.
@@sportsentertained You're that guy who started the Tide pod trend, aren't you? 😏
@@christophfischer2773 True, but the no teeth ads credibility to his position. I think you're right and it was my initial thoughts too.
I believe Asmongold doesn't feel sick often because his body is so adjusted to his diet and the way it makes him feel, however if he switched to a more healthy diet I bet he would notice a massive difference in his energy and mood.
Asmon seems quite happy like rarely has spastic outbursts like 99 percent of streamers. If he’s happy that’s all that matters
He’d probably be very sick for a while honestly
@@codrs2662uhh no. Sometimes being happy is not all that matters. Heroin addicts are happy when they get heroin
no he would probably get sick from how rich the fruits are.
@@codrs2662 he's not happy, he openly admitted to having suicidal thoughts before. Just because he doesn't have outbursts doesn't mean he's in a good mental state
His tongue is just broken, unable to feel the fruit's sweet, if he stops eating sugar for a month, he might be able to fix his tongue.
That sucker soaks in Coca-Cola almost 24/7 and you still have hope, amazing take.
You over weight people complain to much.
You can trick him into thinking avocado is ice cream by mushing it and adding powdered milk and sugar. Mushing it until it is very fine and then placing it in the freezer.
Nah that shit is disgusting. He's actually right about that one.
"U know wat I got? Taco Bell, my mom took me to Taco Bell"
It starts with the parents
He's 34 not 14 So putting that on parent's is invalid. You need to discover things by yourself for yourself.
Yeah that's likely the origin of his dislike for fruit never really growing up with it. His dad did say his mom fed him frozen strawberries when he was a baby but maybe as he grew older he was no longer introduced to fruits.
@@lad4830 these things can shape you long into adulthood
@@dertyp3463 No, not really. I was eating 6-10 times a day as a kid, candies, cola, choclate and all kinds of shit. At 14 I was 265 pounds / 120kg and I said fuck that. Didn't have a single piece of chocolate or anything with sugar inclusing sodas since then. I'm 22 now and as healthy as one can be.
@@lad4830 emphasis on 'can'
I love how invested Tec is. Watching his heart drop when Asmon really doesn't like one is fucking hilarious.
Tec is… something. I’m never seen someone be more factually wrong about a topic this much while speaking from a position of authority. It truly is something special.
I think it would be great if you made a reverse tier list: asmon gets all the food he usually consumes and you two need to rate them!
Yes, I wanna see this. :D
.... and eat them for 2 months. :D
so 2 foods
wud be a short list
@@Broockle with all food items?! Like the gummi bears and the worms and all that stuff? The list would contain all he eats not just what you consider regular food for a proper meal.
32:10 Asmons Dad spitting facts about strawberries is the best thing about this video, strawberries are the bomb.
It’s just funny that he’s always eaten artificially sweet things so natural sugars/sweetness he hates, but sour things that they usually dumb down for candies is what he loves
Well he eats spicy foods and strong sweets often. His taste buds have probably been so suppressed that most of the fruits are just bland.
I think asmon is legit autistic. And I say that as an autistic person. Sensitivity to light and weird textures are the main hallmark lol. Clothes and food he likes simple comfortable textures.
i think he just likes strong flavors. used to msg packed, flavour overloaded things
Yeah taste buds change .... I cut sugar out a few years ago but had a bag of gummy bears a few months ago, it was sooooo sweet to me
@@pneumantic6297 he's also drinking a pepsi/coke. That would surely kill any flavor.
I can just imagine his body like "Holy shit he's actually feeding us nutrient rich food"
name a nutrient in fruit other than vitamin c
calcium, magnesium, potassium... get your head out of your ass @@shellderp
clown@@shellderp
@@shellderp Lmao. Vitamin A, vitamin E, magnesium, zinc, phosphorous, folic acid, potassium, calcium, iron just to name a few.
@@shellderpthis has GOT to be a troll, right? Like, just the most IMMEDIATELY obvious answer, even if you know next to nothing else about food and its makeup, is that bananas are a fantastic source of potassium. Which yes, is a nutrient that is absolutely critical to your function as a stable human being.
Getting asmongold to judge fruit is like getting a toddler to judge alcohol
Thats apples and oranges my man. Pun intended lol. I hate the taste of alcohol and make the same reactions as him when i drink alcohol.
Asmongold leans into this character. Like part of it is real but there's a lot of exaggeration for the sake of humor. I enjoy it.
Asmon is generally speaking a pretty smart guy. Imagine what he could be if he didnt eat like the Toxic Avenger.
the Toxic Avenger! lmao haven't heard that name in awhile
You say that but every time I see videos or clips of him his iq doesn’t seem to be higher than like a freshman if even
@@komo4924true
@@komo4924 Shut up weeb
@@komo4924 he’s like a college freshman who took a fat bong rip and decided he knew enough and dropped out before sophomore year 😂
I refuse to believe he is not just in character for this
You'd be insane to think otherwise.
If it's not a character its pretty cringe ngl
he for sure is this is ridiculous
He might be, but for me it was with vegetables for years because of a unhealthy diet, I had gag reflex trying to tasting them. After I stopped eating like garbage every day, and went back to a normal diet my gag reflex for vegetables also went away. Now I can eat them again.
He might just be really sensitive to textures. He consumes so much sugar everyday there’s no way fruits which are 100% sugar make him gag
"going through physical trauma" it's like you can see the physical pain of his body being infused with vitamins for once. Asmon is great. Thankyou for this Emy.
The dumb thing is that the Emi thinks that fast food is magically making her sick... the thing is if you don't eat a certian type of food very often your body isn't used to it and it will be a little unhappy dealing with it. Asmongold if he doesn't get a lot of fiber it will wreck his body for days just because of the difference. These people aren't bright and have the mentality of cave men trying to make up why things happen.
I can understand not liking the texture, but not liking the taste of fruit especially strawberries and raspberries boggles my mind into oblivion.
Raspberries are s tier
I just had raspberries for the first time in the past year and I REALLY don't like them. They appear to be the one artificial flavor that they nailed EXACTLY, and that was really off putting to me. It's like they're just candy and not a real fruit.
Maybe because he has different taste buds from you?
His gut bacteria is just so used to his diet that anything else tastes like trash
All tastes are acquired except for sugar and salt.
How tf is asmon's blood not coagulated and even able to pass through his veins? Bro this was amazing and depressing at the same time. I can't even imagine life without these fruits. Heck I buy a fruit bowl every friday when I have a night job.
Because it's a character lol
You really believe he never tried any of these fruits? So gullible
He's playing a persona, he's had most of the common fruits in fruit salads and his favorite is mango slices with vanilla greek yogurt.
@@wooshbait36 have you ever seen this mans desk? have you seen this mans diet? if anything, the most believeable thing about him would be that he never tried fruit before.
@@wooshbait36 ye i hope people aren't actually that stupid i remember when he first mentioned never having fruit years ago instantly i knew it was some bullshit
It actually blows my mind how intelligent and well spoken Asmon can be, yet he doesn't take care of his teeth or body at all.
Intelligence and hygiene is entirely two different things to be fair i used to living quite a healthy life when i didnt take care of my body and i got all the problems and sickness when i started to eating healthy and trying to live healthy quite a paradox
@@Dracos210that makes absolutely no sense.
@@Beeeerj Yea i don't understand it either it just how things worked so yea...if you feel great eating fast foods dont change that due to social pressure or anything is what my advice is, eating healthy doesn't always mean you will be
@@Dracos210 bruh, it’s just your body getting used to actual good foods. Eating fast food non stop will just make your body break down at the age of 60 or earlier. Just keep eating healthy. It’ll start to be better after a while.
@@Dracos210 dumbest thing I've ever read
Asmongold discovering that avacados have a big ahh seed is like a caveman discovering fire 😂❤
4:40 Emi is spot on. Asmon has 0 point of reference. I remember I had a horrible diet when I was younger and feeling sluggish and slow was 'normal'. It wasn't until I had a better diet that I felt like I had so much more energy and stamina. Asmon doesn't know what its like feeling better cause how he feels now is normal to him.
How can Asmongold say “people are stupid” but not eat fruit and not even know what a kiwi is
"stupid" isnt mocking the amount of knowledge someone has but how one uses it
@@feralingohe doesn't use it
@@feralingosays who
@@AceDeclansays me, brother. He doesn’t use his knowledge accurately or affectively. He is the caveman he spoke of with lack of innate human knowledge 😂
He is a people
Someone make this man a home cooked meal for the SAKE of his life
he used to live with his mom, she passed away so probably back to degenerate fast food everyday
@@st0nks309 His mom was the reason why he acts like this. She was a total degenerate.
@@st0nks309 he cooks himself lol
@@st0nks309 He said his mom took him to taco bell when he was a baby. He didnt learn to eat all this shit by himself
@@m4rcus411 steaks everyday xD
"If there's actually a seed in this avacado, i might believe in god"
Asmond is like the real life Charlie from Always Sunny. He's too comfortable admitting stuff that makes people pause
lmao holy shit thats a good comparison. whats next hes never been to the beach?
He's like the real life version of Charlie except he isn't funny or entertaining or anything like Charlie from it's always sunny.
@@tree4318 does your boyfriend have a crush on asmond or what?
@@artoriasoftheabyss1575 my boyfriend's girlfriend does
@@tree4318 yeah i bet youre the real life of the party which is why you have so many people watching you every day
Asmon could have a whole new channel of him just trying new foods because this is gold
One could say it’s asmongold
This is just sad.
As someone who eats fruits everyday I question sometimes if Asmongold is still fully human
I have never eatten bananas, strawberries, blueberries, etc. I don't recall the last time I ate a fruit to be honest. Fruits often times smell bad. Their colour changes, their odour changes, their texture changes. You might eat a certain fruit and like it, eat another one of the same kind and be disgusted.
My babysitter used to force me to eat a fruit before having the main meal. I swore that when I was getting out of there I wouldn't have to eat fruits ever again.
She once forced a kid to eat his own vomit. I always had a gag reflex when eatting fruits so I was scared she would do the same to me.
I used to eat pears, kiwis, peaches, fruit flavoured yogourts, cantaloup, apple sauce, fruit salad, watermelon, clementines, etc.
I have eatten two raspberries about 5 years ago and although it tastes good, I wouldn't eat a handful like they were candies.
So yeah, not everybody eats fruits.
Consider that these are fruits bought in Texas. You may never know how well they compare to the fruit you eat.
He's the Goblin King.
@@alexandrechabot2241 ya, there's something wrong with you lol
@@alexandrechabot2241 candys taste trash compared to fruits lol
"Just a couple more chews... you've got this." Epic levels of male support.
I didnt think lemons were gonna be one of the fruit Asmon tested, but somehow was not even 0.01% suprised when he said it was his favorite one 😂
All of those bad reactions were probably just his body going into shock at the first time of receiving nutrients in his life 😅
Asmon's taste buds have become so accustomed to sweet and salty, that everything else seems 'wrong.' Put some salt on that watermelon and see what he thinks. Give him a little bowl of simple syrup to dip fruit pieces in, and he might like many of these better than the 'naked' versions. He might like strawberries with whipped cream, for example. Avocado is an acquired taste for most everyone; it requires repeated exposure. Bravo to all of you for the courageous experiments!
this i what i was thinking, even if homie wasn't exposed or just simply decided not to eat fruit or things of the same nature most of his palette is based on that fast food "savory" flavor so it's only natural eating fruit would illicit his reactions
Not to mention he’s chasing down every fruit with a gulp of Pepsi. A lot of these fruits are probably tasting bitter and bland because of the high levels on sugar in his drink
The only time I eat avocado is with sushi for the texture. Otherwise, it still tastes horrible.
Literally everything other than sugar is an acquired taste
Salt is required for survival, so I suspect that is also a native craving.@@KnowOne111
I am so grateful my family introduced fruit, veggies and seafood to me at a young age, there is definitely certain ones I don’t care for or like but honestly if they never forced me to try I would probably react like him
I think by him saying "I'm being attacked by physical trauma" it means his immune system is finally working properly and attacking all the unhealthy shit in his bloodstream LMFAOOO
Either Asmongold is an actual genius and comes up with all of this on the fly, or this is truly how the man lives and breaths... either way, it's incredible.
have you seen his room like 2-3years ago? its fcking filled with fast food containers
Its 80% real, 20% act
A little of this a little of that
I basically eat like Asmond except I now buy fruits and veggies to be more healthy and they all get thrown away because they rot. I'm either one step ahead or behind asmon depending on if he reached this phase of wasting them.
@@dhLotan To motivate you, you can read all the studies that say the stuff you eat gives cancer and other diseases in the long run. You're killing yourself little by little depending on your age.
But I also hate fruits and vegetables, I understand, I only changed after reaching 30yo. At least try real "healthy" meat and stuff, instead of fast food, at least you'd have the nutrients you can have outside of fruits/vegetables.
there needs to be a part 2 to this, with Grapefruid, Cranberries, Bloodorange, Lychee, Pomegranate, Groundcherry and other sour fruits.
grapefruit tastes like shit
@thesnownigro7932durian would.
Also they should've waited the pear to go ripe and mushy
and crunchberries
and dragonfruit and cherries
Asmondgold is deep into the hyper-realism. The fake chemical fruit he's comparing these to is more real and delicious to him than the actual fruit the chemical is supposed to be emulating.
Truthfully - watermelon candy is superior to an actual watermelon - probably because they aren't even close in taste.
@@OntarioGuy430 thats such an insane take.
@@OntarioGuy430 watermelon is 100x better imo. i don't know how people can bear to eat pure added sugar, it feels and tastes like poison
@@OntarioGuy430 you do realise they taste actually like sweetened cucumber, right?
@@fruityfriend I can't stand cucumber - so that would be pretty tricky of them ha-ha. Makes sense why they don't taste like watermelon though. It's all so artificial it could be flavoured by anything.
Asmongold's organs are like Warhammer 40k servitors, barely hanging on to life and fulfilling their function.
OTK needs to partner up with a company and release an Asmon approved fruit flavor gummy line
That would taste like junk food probably
It would taste like asmon
All blue raspberry flaver 😂
A true gamer supplement
200g of sugar