Where there's a whip, there's a way!

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  • @2prize
    @2prize 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13289

    And Tolkien said orcs could not make anything beautiful

    • @MsXizan
      @MsXizan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      Ordinary orcs couldnlt...but the farming Orcs probably could.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      2prize You anime shall not oppress the slavs anymore!

    • @Sharky4152
      @Sharky4152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @savage642 peasantry

    • @Hablagrabla
      @Hablagrabla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@MsXizan Holy shit, that was pretty sublime notion. I love this. Tolkien left much up for debate. And you kind of gave me new fuel for this line of thinking and speculations. Thank you Angela!

  • @MrHalohunter24
    @MrHalohunter24 ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    Military training in Mordor: 10% combat, 5% survival, 85% concert band

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Tell that to a Mordor Soldier. They'll make YOU sing

    • @lukasvandewiel860
      @lukasvandewiel860 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      So a bit like military training on Earth, if you do it right.

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      More like marching band

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      When my dad was in the Marines they would sing the cadence.

    • @timneunzwangig7086
      @timneunzwangig7086 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      got me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17851

    “What’s your favorite part of lotr?”
    “The part where Sam starts a race war”
    “The what?”

    • @post-leftluddite
      @post-leftluddite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

      In the books they're just different groups of orcs, and they begin fighting on their own without any prodding

    • @williamfranklin860
      @williamfranklin860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Kuku V.2 Hehehehe...

    • @williamfranklin860
      @williamfranklin860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Kuku V.2 I wholeheartedly agree on both accounts.

    • @TheSkelzore
      @TheSkelzore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lmfao

    • @dusanradin5868
      @dusanradin5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Stock Name Word slave have no connection with Slav's.In original,we ALL we're known as Serbs,not Slav's.

  • @gerardomacias7370
    @gerardomacias7370 ปีที่แล้ว +5307

    “Singing off key, that’s a whipping. Singing out of turn, that’s a whipping. Singing without being whipped, oh you better believe that’s a whipping.”

    • @Golden_glow
      @Golden_glow ปีที่แล้ว +114

      lol I can hear the Simpsons reference 😂😂 “thats a paddling” 😂😂😂

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jasper Orksly

    • @kurtbarlow9402
      @kurtbarlow9402 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@Golden_glow
      Disparaging the Boot is a bootable offense

    • @TheAVPMAN
      @TheAVPMAN ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i lold

    • @brianjordan3841
      @brianjordan3841 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe… ok ok u got me with that line deep breath… oh boy

  • @Strangephilia
    @Strangephilia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    At least the boss is contributing to the beat with his whip.

    • @zanzeron4277
      @zanzeron4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Rhythmic whipping is actually a strategic thing with stuff like marching and labor. Ever go on a run and start focusing on the rhythm of your breath? In a march, it keeps them in constant movement and in coordination. Its like a twisted, evil drumset.

    • @thelordofthelash8692
      @thelordofthelash8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Where there's a whip there's a way!

    • @PickleJello
      @PickleJello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He's not going to let a song about how much they hate him get in the way of a funky beat.

    • @Arachnomen
      @Arachnomen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha, this made me laugh out loud!

    • @zorro456
      @zorro456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than my RL Boss.

  • @The1337Duke
    @The1337Duke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19172

    The entirety of LOTR jammed into a single animated film, cutting away precious scenes, characters and story beats, and they choose to leave in the jazzy slave march song of the orcs? I love it

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

      That only Return of the King not the whole lotr.

    • @The1337Duke
      @The1337Duke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i Severin, Do you know what movie this is from? I though it was the Ralph Bakshi Movie from 78, but then I saw it, and it has a wholly different style, and ends at the battle of Helm's deep. I'd love to see this one too

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      @@The1337Duke It's from 'The Return of the King'(1980) made by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin. The same people did The Hobbit from 1977.

    • @The1337Duke
      @The1337Duke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i Hey thanks, also, I love the fact that you're using the Fuþark for your username,

    • @greendude7650
      @greendude7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      There's too many songs in this and the orc's look stupid and Man is having a hard time killing these little things?! It's kinda retarded.

  • @7ylerD
    @7ylerD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5462

    “When the whip is swung with anger, we all sing a banger.”

  • @orionthefoolish8773
    @orionthefoolish8773 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    This makes the Orcs seem much more like people rather than faceless enemies. In the live action movies, there was a similar moment when the Orcs were complaining to each other.

    • @chaospacemarine8330
      @chaospacemarine8330 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Or when they "torment" Merry by giving him grog instead of water and they all start laughing at him coughing like mad.

    • @trinefanmel
      @trinefanmel ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I agree! You almost feel sorry for them because they would rather be almost anywhere else at this point...
      In the top-down marching scenes (eg 0:27 & 1:02), there's even one Orc who's staring up at the sky and dragging his bundle behind him wearing an expression that screams 'Please end me.'

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I always liked in the books when they give merry and pippin a swig of their Orky spirits.

    • @condedooku9750
      @condedooku9750 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      @@trinefanmel
      At the end of the day the Orcs are also slaves of the Dark Lord, their destinies are in the hands of Sauron, they are just the cannon fodder of his armies, which must obey or face death, and as Gandalf himself said of Sauron: "I pity even his slaves."

    • @FCTH597
      @FCTH597 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I remember reading scenes like this in the books

  • @ShadowCoH316
    @ShadowCoH316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6760

    This song slaps more than it should considering it's an anthem of forced labor

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      "How was work today?"
      "Oh, you know. Our platoon overseer kept cracking his whip and we were singing about it. Want to go out for Italian, tonight?"

    • @alexm4202
      @alexm4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Want another slave song that slaps?
      th-cam.com/video/mPTCq3LiZSE/w-d-xo.html

    • @caleb9271
      @caleb9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@alexm4202 I was hoping to god that would be We All Lift Together, and I was not disappointed

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Does bang a bit this tune ngl

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Think of the people actually dealing with the forced labor. If you're forced to do it, may as well do it to something catchy.

  • @warriorbutton
    @warriorbutton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8096

    I like the part where samwise starts a race war to escape at the end

    • @andrewgodly5739
      @andrewgodly5739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      It seems the species war has been going on for some time. The moment was already tense, he just escalated it. Also he did it so they dont die when they're soon discovered and ultimately to save the world

    • @dickJohnsonpeter
      @dickJohnsonpeter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Pretty sure it was a joke guys.

    • @BennysGamingAttic
      @BennysGamingAttic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      RAAAACE WAAAAAR

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      #orclivesmatter

    • @petergriffintv8315
      @petergriffintv8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Rockstopmotion based

  • @errortryagainlater4240
    @errortryagainlater4240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    Sam knew exactly what he was doing when he started that race war. Just listen to that enthusiasm when he says "this is it!" *He's done this before.*

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Well why do you think Elves and Dwarves hate each other?

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      @@shadowstrider8295 nvm Sauron, the biggest threat to peace on Middle Earth is obviously Sam.

    • @zackkilgore528
      @zackkilgore528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Now I’m imaging Sam being responsible for the 1970s race riots

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zackkilgore528 Sam orchestrated the Armenian genocide

    • @zackkilgore528
      @zackkilgore528 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 that bastard!

  • @awesomesiduq3447
    @awesomesiduq3447 ปีที่แล้ว +3720

    Old whipper there was a really decent commander. He sees two deserters, and instead of punishing them for a crime that usually carries the death penalty, he feeds them and puts them among his own troops with barely even a harsh word. While making sure to keep close by to stop any repeats. Give this orc a promotion.

    • @finnianquail8881
      @finnianquail8881 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +422

      He's also pretty good at keeping rhythm

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +446

      He’s reached divine understanding that “where there’s a whip, there’s a way”

    • @spkanava
      @spkanava 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      1980

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

      At that point Mordor had lost Isengard as an ally and I think the witch king as well, so they kind of needed as many bodies as they could muster.
      Also I’m pretty sure Sauron doesn’t just kill deserters. He likely just reasserts their slavery.

    • @dmitriibobrov7264
      @dmitriibobrov7264 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      To a Shtrafbat

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7797

    Maybe if Sauron hadn't been so concerned with making sure his Orcs could sing so well, the war might have gone better

    • @andrewphillips4681
      @andrewphillips4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      In the words of abridged lord chilled before he died, "Got to style all over our opponents"

    • @benogle4951
      @benogle4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ooooooof

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@benogle4951 apparently “ooooooof” in English is “ooooooof”. Good to know, thanks google.

    • @benogle4951
      @benogle4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@SorowFame nice, it has done that for me too

    • @ДмитроЩирба-ш8ю
      @ДмитроЩирба-ш8ю 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@SorowFame actually in Russian it’s ооооооо(being sure to make know)

  • @kingcamelot1395
    @kingcamelot1395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4970

    *Frodo:* I'm physically and mentally exhausted. Every step I take is one of pain and suffering. I fear I might soon collapse if things keep going on like this.
    *Sam:* Personally, I'm not a big fan of their music, or their food.

    • @stevekagy4644
      @stevekagy4644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      The fate of the free world hangs by a thread. Frodo is near death. Sauron's oppressive will dominates all.
      Sam: I'd prefer a Hobbit song.

    • @issacclark1045
      @issacclark1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Sam was always the real OG

    • @scratchyass2369
      @scratchyass2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Sam's best character status continues to endure.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sam best boi confirmed

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice pfp

  • @TimeLord675
    @TimeLord675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6550

    Frodo: "We're in luck! He thinks we're orcs!"
    The orc: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

    • @nullvoid564
      @nullvoid564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Apparently people who don't have English as a first language pretend they only speak English to fuck with their own kind.
      Its like being in a foreign country or around foreigners who think you look enough like somebody from their country and think you are bullshitting them when you say you don't speak the language.
      so i guess he assumed the similar thing here

    • @isaiahwolftail867
      @isaiahwolftail867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Im more surprised they got found so that means when they march they have orcs or uruks with a whip scanning every nook n crany and behind every rock n boulder.

    • @aleksanderlenartowicz5659
      @aleksanderlenartowicz5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@isaiahwolftail867 You gotta have scouts when marching an army, or you will get ambushed and destroyed

    • @TheMrMeng
      @TheMrMeng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That's what happens when you roll a natural 20 on your disguise check.

    • @martinivers489
      @martinivers489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes and why not? It's the least stressful way for him.

  • @zillagod4097
    @zillagod4097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    The fact that this video was posted during the first full year of youtube is just showing how much of a rad song it is!

    • @joshuamccann1092
      @joshuamccann1092 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Holy shi- I hadn't even noticed how old it was

    • @DarthZevrel66
      @DarthZevrel66 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      You just made me feel old

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yeah, it just popped up on my recommendeds, and "17 years ago". Didn't realise TH-cam was that old. Makes me feel old... 😶😶

    • @vortex_master
      @vortex_master 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      TH-cam was founded in 2005 (bc of JT and Janet Jackson's superbowl performance a year before). This was published two years later. Not saying your wrong on how epic this song is, it's been in my mind since the 90s, but that's because of VHS not TH-cam.

    • @The_PokeSaurus
      @The_PokeSaurus 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Now the video is old enough to get out of high school!

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15651

    "Where there's a whip, there's a way!" - The anthem of Amazon fulfillment center employees.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Nobody forces them to work there.

    • @neinherman9989
      @neinherman9989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

      @@fjccommish no, just crippling debt and lack of other options in a cut-throat free market economy is keeping them there.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@neinherman9989 Someone forced them to get into debt?

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      fjvideo Anyone who’s ever used that argument should have the word “moron” forcefully tattooed onto their forehead.

    • @TheAnalatheist
      @TheAnalatheist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Wagie wagie, works in cagie.

  • @roxybaker257
    @roxybaker257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3763

    Mozart and Beethoven have been real quiet since this legend dropped

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran bro when? So sad

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran dang. Sad 😪

    • @thefutureisnowoldman7653
      @thefutureisnowoldman7653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@murkyhydra6351 Nah they faked it they both in cuba right now

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thefutureisnowoldman7653 You sure it's not Argentina?

    • @xekussy
      @xekussy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran wooosh

  • @pallasathena1555
    @pallasathena1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    I just realised that when Frodo says
    “I can’t continue” and sam says
    “I’d rather be singing a hobbit song”,
    sam thinks Frodo means he can’t continue with the song 😂

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This is just too good

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Clearly Sam has no taste in good music

    • @neglectfulsausage7689
      @neglectfulsausage7689 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And mordor is just murder misspelled.

    • @thegrimmretails3777
      @thegrimmretails3777 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Taking it literally, sure. I could interpret it as Sam trying to keep Frodo's spirits up with a bit of light humor.

    • @IronWarhorsesFun
      @IronWarhorsesFun ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He lacks the Orcs singing Skillz🤣

  • @ImMilkthedog
    @ImMilkthedog ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Never have I seen an group sing so joyously about being whipped and marching all day

    • @nosferatadentata965
      @nosferatadentata965 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinky bastards

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You’re missing out

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lol. Military cadence is supposed to keep you going past exhaustion.

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the kind of propaganda Ron DeSantis is trying to push in Florida schools, about slavery.
      "It was beneficial! They sang about how much they loved being enslaved!!!"

    • @richardjames1812
      @richardjames1812 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And all night. And more.

  • @Ramadan546
    @Ramadan546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7474

    Visual representation of Amazon warehouse workers.

    • @SarenArielle
      @SarenArielle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      💀 😂

    • @thegrinch0614
      @thegrinch0614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Deaceased!!!!!

    • @SukatoKjolen
      @SukatoKjolen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Not according to all the Amazon employees that they allow to post on their social media account for some reason.

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@SukatoKjolen Amazon work conditions say otherwise (to your comment).

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@NA-AN He's joking, saying Amazon only allow positive posts on their acc.

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3382

    They didn’t have to give this a disco beat. They knew what they were doing.

    • @BobbyB1928
      @BobbyB1928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @Champiness this version of return of the king came out in 1980 when disco was slowly dying out.

    • @MansLaughter365
      @MansLaughter365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      That's why the bad guys are singing disco
      Because everybody hates disco

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The Jackson movies paid homage to it even, in the extended cut they include the part where they follow the orcs around, and just before they get caught by the marching troupe you can hear their footsteps and they mimic the sound of the drums here.

    • @CoolKidX85
      @CoolKidX85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KingBobXVI Wait, what part in which movie is that specifcally?

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      What they were doing was making a catchy song humanizing a fantasy race. But really, the people on drawing comparisons in the last hundred years are kidding themselves. This is for more relatable to feudal societies and "lords" forcing peasants into armies.

  • @SkaWolf360
    @SkaWolf360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5302

    My old man, rest his soul, always told me about him and his coworkers (worked at a metal mill) singing this together as they worked. Worked in a factory myself and I understand how it fit so well.

    • @chriss780
      @chriss780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      the orcs in this needed to form a union lol

    • @PlanetDead
      @PlanetDead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      This kinda reminds me of workin in a 3g/4g radio factory when we had one fuck of a rush and fuckload of hubs to assemble and test em.

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I used to work in a warehouse, and it felt like this at times.

    • @massajava
      @massajava 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Worked at a sawmill couldnt imagine better song to fit that place

    • @ItsYaBoyYogi
      @ItsYaBoyYogi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I’d do anything to hear a chorus of real manly factory workers singing this in harmony with each other

  • @randomkiliinterviews9453
    @randomkiliinterviews9453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I love how the orc general musically times the use of his whip

    • @testodude
      @testodude ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think the whip is largely for threats and music. He caught Sam and Frodo slacking, and he never laid the whip on them.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot หลายเดือนก่อน

      Slave drivers on galleys did the same, with their drums.

  • @vegan4theanimals
    @vegan4theanimals 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    “I’d rather be singing a good ol’ hobbit song myself”
    You just can’t appreciate good music, Samwise the hipster.

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You can keep your fancy ale. You can drink it by the flaggon. But the only brew for the brave and true is down at the green dragon

    • @davididiart5934
      @davididiart5934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mouseburger4183 Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go! To heal my heart and drown my woe! Rain may fall, or wind may blow, and there still be... many miles to go!

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@davididiart5934 lol I love the lord of the rings community.

    • @melmog3765
      @melmog3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Flaggon with the Dragon, has the pellet with the poison. The Chalice with the Palace, has the brew that is true.

    • @satqur
      @satqur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      >good
      >hobbit song
      pick one

  • @youtubecreators384
    @youtubecreators384 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10881

    Well, I guess you could call this an ... ORChestra.

    • @tukkajumala
      @tukkajumala 10 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Your comment was... instrumental.
      Well played.

    • @dukeskunk
      @dukeskunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I need to aCHOIR a copy of this film.

    • @codycaldwell4612
      @codycaldwell4612 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You get a cookie.

    • @lexicon4886
      @lexicon4886 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL

    • @ImNotReallyHere36
      @ImNotReallyHere36 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You guys are so punny.

  • @thelordofthelash8692
    @thelordofthelash8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4180

    Those foolish men were so distracted by our singing, my whipping, and our rhythmic foot stamping, that they never stood a chance!

  • @jeffgregg2891
    @jeffgregg2891 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +387

    During basic training in the late 90's we got it a LOT of trouble for using this as a marching cadence when allowed to march without immediate supervision. It was SO worth it :)

    • @violenceislife1987
      @violenceislife1987 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Awesome

    • @abooga8
      @abooga8 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      No way, not for a song this beautiful!

    • @Damionte
      @Damionte 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same. - I also usedf the Smurfs theme a lot.

    • @shooter86-uw8ce
      @shooter86-uw8ce 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      In 93 during AIT at Fort Gordon we got into trouble for using the winkie guards marching song from the Wizard Of Oz LOL
      Good times

  • @knightdrako
    @knightdrako 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    If they only had meat on their menu instead of maggoty bread.

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      how does a slice of bread get infested with maggots in the first place? flies lay their eggs in meat.

    • @seankane8628
      @seankane8628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Weevil larvae are also maggots and they live in bread

    • @Buroogamon
      @Buroogamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What about Them? there fresh!

    • @ambersummer2685
      @ambersummer2685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣

    • @AF-tv6uf
      @AF-tv6uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *for three stinking days*

  • @ShePlaysIt
    @ShePlaysIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2661

    Sam and Frodo failed their stealth checks, then passed their persuasion check.

    • @carltheincels6641
      @carltheincels6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And utilitize there disguise check

    • @nigelsmedley7737
      @nigelsmedley7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He thinks we're orcs CHA+20

    • @IoanCenturion
      @IoanCenturion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bards in a nutshell

    • @rogerjolly1358
      @rogerjolly1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nigelsmedley7737 Thats funny. In 90% of the cases you throw a 1 if someone mistakes you for an orc. :D

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "And you call yourself an orc!?"
      rolls a 3.
      "Youre right!"

  • @post-leftluddite
    @post-leftluddite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    In the books, the orc with the whip ACTUALLY says "Where there's a whip, there's a will"

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah, but way is way easier to rhyme than will will be

    • @futuza
      @futuza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@rgderen88 "But the lord of the lash says chill chill chill" XD

    • @PoorManatee6197
      @PoorManatee6197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this song is even better now that I know this.

    • @lucaswalker6498
      @lucaswalker6498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      To be fair, if "where there's a whip, there's a will", and if "where there's a will, there's a way", then surely "where there's a whip, there's a way"?

    • @MultiNonymous
      @MultiNonymous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lucaswalker6498 Q.E.D.

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    The fact that hobits can be mistaken for orcs and that this movie, while not selling it perfectly, still manages to convey it fairly well like when Samwise is stamping and singing is really interesting.

    • @joeligma4721
      @joeligma4721 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I mean in the books they're both similar height and both have those weird ears

    • @Dolguldur93
      @Dolguldur93 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      they should be dirt as well, and I mean some say that orcs are elfs but corrupted by the dark lord so maybe goblins are hobbits XD

    • @wingedflyingforce5139
      @wingedflyingforce5139 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Orcs & goblins ARE the same thing. But Tolkien says orcs are closer to man than elf. And since hobbits are strongly related to humans, there is room for theories...​@@Dolguldur93

    • @TonyBlunt-sy4gm
      @TonyBlunt-sy4gm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @vazak11 we didn't care about all that back then. This Cartoon-Movie was a MASTERPIECE and also ENTERTAINING to kids AND adults. We didn't CARE about all the "diversifying details" and shit back then. A good movie was just A GOOD MOVIE! Not a bunch of ppl whining about what's so "offensive" about it or how "it sends the wrong message". Good movie were JUST THAT to us... GOOD MOVIES!

  • @hereandtheremedia2821
    @hereandtheremedia2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    The lashings will continue until morale improves.

    • @willlacey7621
      @willlacey7621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lololol this is a funny comment

    • @joechristianson1143
      @joechristianson1143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      JESUS CHRIST is coming anytime now repent be ready for the Rapture Read the Holy Bible on accepting JESUS and becoming a born again Christian and REVELATION on end times... JESUS CHRIST is the only way to HEAVEN and to escape from going to HELL share JESUS salvation with all 🙏 Amen

    • @seawind930
      @seawind930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Only Kinky whippings do that.

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That like doesn't make any sense man lol

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cole Tynan oh ok thx, I'm living in a third world country or "camp" oh hell idk? What I'm supposed to call it, but the conditions are extremely poor, and I was just making sure you werent a real life invisible slave driver. Shu what a relief

  • @guypierson5754
    @guypierson5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3615

    Frodo, scared stiff - "Omg they're killing each other!"
    Sam - "First race war, huh?"

    • @damnitchloeagain2
      @damnitchloeagain2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      We've had one yet...what about second race war?

    • @chompythebeast
      @chompythebeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@damnitchloeagain2 "Don't think he knows about Helter Skelter, Pip."

    • @Melphas
      @Melphas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@damnitchloeagain2 well it wasn't a race war, the orcs that had Frodo just started fighting for Frodo's coat till there were only two left.

    • @istvanmolnar1697
      @istvanmolnar1697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, not first time!

    • @y.r._
      @y.r._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Race war, huh? That would explain where the black hobbits and dwarves went after the second age

  • @tomtommerson6320
    @tomtommerson6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2768

    If I was Peter Jackson I would've filmed this for deleted scenes

    • @MMadesen
      @MMadesen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      He has, its in the extended edition. Not exactly like this, but pretty similar.

    • @tomtommerson6320
      @tomtommerson6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@MMadesen yeah I saw that. But I was talking about the song.

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably during their march to Helm's Deep.

    • @catemcd5606
      @catemcd5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That would have been magnificent

    • @mansamusa1743
      @mansamusa1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Travis they have a scene where they get mistaken for orcs but sadly no song.
      0/10 horrible movie

  • @themidcentrist
    @themidcentrist ปีที่แล้ว +917

    I honestly think Tolkien would have whole heartedly approved of this song. Music and poetry are sprinkled throughout The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings books and it would have gone well along side "Down, Down to Goblin Town" which is a song he created and wrote into 'The Hobbit'.

    • @paul16451
      @paul16451 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Then again, maybe there is a reason the producers waited until he died before filming this...🤣🤣

    • @99jean88
      @99jean88 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Tolkien describes everything the dark faction has in language, culture and culinary as foul. This music has a self depreciating humor that's too high spirit for Mordor.

    • @pharaohsmagician8329
      @pharaohsmagician8329 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He would have loved it. It's sad how this fandom is dominated by Elitism. People wanna brag about how their love for LOTR is more authentic than others lol screw what that old dead guy thinks, play Shadow of Mordor!

    • @madlad2200
      @madlad2200 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@99jean88 the contents of the song itself is just foul tho

    • @voxpopuli7910
      @voxpopuli7910 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@@pharaohsmagician8329Rings of power proved the elitists right.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7483

    So their boss is cool with them literally singing about how they hate him

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

      Okay with it? He probably ordered them to.

    • @Lordeightbane
      @Lordeightbane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      He cool with because he’s whipping them

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

      Better they vent it off in song than conspire against him.

    • @ThomasWilson4
      @ThomasWilson4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      You ever heard of old slave songs? Which obviously this is very reminiscent of lyrically. Also they're saying that the whip is making them find a way to do what they need to do so I don't think whoever's cracking it has a problem.

    • @chaindrivesumner9470
      @chaindrivesumner9470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      kinda how chateys are. Like Tom says "better to let em vent" and also play a little to deal with the exhaustion and blisters.

  • @NickM95
    @NickM95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2342

    I'm impressed by the orcs sense of harmony. During the chorus, there are two distinct lines/melodies being repeated; one in a lower register and one in a higher register. The choir of Mordor really had it going on.

    • @brodielarson9096
      @brodielarson9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I'm impressed that they have a music source, but we can't see it.

    • @ianperley233
      @ianperley233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      ​@@brodielarson9096 Every good fantasy world needs bands of invisible elves or fairy creatures flitting about with Casio keyboards and other instruments. How else is everyone supposed to pick up on cues for battle, or dramatic tension? Eye contact and understanding body language? Pfft!

    • @Hatguy23
      @Hatguy23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@brodielarson9096 You think that's impressive? Peter Jackson's Uruk-hai have menus!

    • @brodielarson9096
      @brodielarson9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hatguy23 I know John Carpenter face to face and I survived cancer.

    • @brodielarson9096
      @brodielarson9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and you're saying "you think that's impressive?" to me?

  • @cainster
    @cainster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    The Middle Earth Orc Mens' Choir sounds great in this one. I wonder if anyone caught their performance at the Macy's Day Parade a few years ago. Thirty-six people died.

    • @alextippleton1730
      @alextippleton1730 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I died irl The middle earth orc men's choir lmfao

    • @AkiKii519
      @AkiKii519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +cainster dem orks singing. damn better then any elf songs there.

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Alex Tippleton
      Same.

    • @warbunny13203
      @warbunny13203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I probly should have IF the parade was worth watching any more :(

    • @crabbyoldgamer3028
      @crabbyoldgamer3028 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Those who saw the parade were killed and eaten.

  • @greathoundii6142
    @greathoundii6142 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Samwise just said “Me personally, I wouldn't take that level of disrespect.”

  • @arg3824
    @arg3824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    My favorite part is 2:45- Frodo says "I can't continue!" like the burden of the ring is weighing heavily on him and Sam's response is basically "Yeah, I know, this music sucks." What?

    • @elidisco
      @elidisco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LMAO good catch

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This version of Sam is jingoistic.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cityman2312 *implies there is a version of Sam which isn't*

    • @whateveryasaypal5022
      @whateveryasaypal5022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      and then sam fuckin tells the orcs to kill all the humans

    • @monkeyton5
      @monkeyton5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its called a joke, ever heard of it?

  • @jacobchessrown9415
    @jacobchessrown9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    “Where there’s a whip, there’s a way,” Said the director of the sound effects team for Johnny Test.

    • @bucketgeared7639
      @bucketgeared7639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Sorry I can’t hear you over the immense amount of whip cracks

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Frodo Test.

    • @hollowgetsuga425
      @hollowgetsuga425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I’d like to imagine he just had a clip on his phone of this song and played it everytime someone questioned what sound effect to use for anything in that show.

    • @glonk1535
      @glonk1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@hollowgetsuga425 I like to imagine he had a whip just for this case

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idgi

  • @Rekthief
    @Rekthief 6 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    "And you call yourself an ORC?!"
    The day orcs became more than fantasy genre cannon fodder

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that bluff skill check roll though, a natural 20.

    • @slenderspy6540
      @slenderspy6540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For the greater WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

    • @thelordofthelash8692
      @thelordofthelash8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're right! RAAaaagh!

  • @nicholasvellios6555
    @nicholasvellios6555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    This animated scene always makes me feel so sympathetic to the poor orcs. The song is also very catchy!

    • @kappasquid
      @kappasquid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, I see where you're coming from. But they also start fighting allies at the drop of a hat with no care as to who or why. I don't think they are as willing to not fight as they proclaim in their song...

    • @nicholasvellios6555
      @nicholasvellios6555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@kappasquid If you'd been marching all day and someone used a racial slur towards you and pushed your leader over, I'm sure you'd be quite angry too lol.

    • @blazergamer6425
      @blazergamer6425 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@nicholasvellios6555Tired and angry soldiers are quick to violence, not the kind for a battle but for a quick brawl yea

  • @davidmistoffelees8459
    @davidmistoffelees8459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6556

    I guess we're not going to talk about how well orcs sing.

    • @stevencolborne6845
      @stevencolborne6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      The miracle of the singing orcs is not how well they sing, but that they sing at all

    • @JulioLenin88
      @JulioLenin88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Well. They used to be elfs

    • @toxicbob2000
      @toxicbob2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      The Hobbit cartoon by this same studio already had them drop two absolute bangers so

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@toxicbob2000 Hey I heard MANY years ago a song by the goblins when they take Bilbo hostage, where the orcs n goblins have Russian accents and sing a weird song, I think it was a BBC production... you got any leads?

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      This particular song was made up for this movie, but it is based on what actually happened in the books. However, orcs do in fact sing. They do so in The Hobbit (in the book, not just the movie). "Fifteen Birds in Five Fir Trees"

  • @SquirrelASMR
    @SquirrelASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    Frodo: help I'm dying I can't continue
    Sam: this song is ass

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Damn. You just made me dislike Sam, this song is a banger.

    • @Awkci_gaming
      @Awkci_gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Sam focussing on what's important.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Squad leader - Watch me whip.
      Troops - Watch me nae nae.
      Sam - Bollocks!!

    • @Hugealligator254
      @Hugealligator254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Based samwise

    • @idiotcube
      @idiotcube 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Sam: Also, what's the deal with Orc food?

  • @thevelbaetum4118
    @thevelbaetum4118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    Aragorn knelt down to the floor of the earth, closing his eyes in concentration as he focused on the sound, he heard the distant approaching of those funky tunes. He stood, charging off with his companions, Legolas moving further ahead, hearing the jamming orcs from miles away, "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?" He called, the elf spoke "They're headed east, They're taking the hobbits to boogietown!"

    • @jurizachriat3648
      @jurizachriat3648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      🎶The Hobbits The Hobbits The Hobbits to Boogietown to Boogietown!!🎶

    • @professorroundbottom438
      @professorroundbottom438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@angham3829
      Thou poor sad fool! Thou hast no boogie in thy heart and no woogie in thy soul.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Gimli - At least its closer than Funky Town. * reluctantly starts running again *

    • @Molandria
      @Molandria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xD

    • @madwolfgarton9997
      @madwolfgarton9997 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh come on now 🤣

  • @simplewormonastring6869
    @simplewormonastring6869 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    This being 17 years old really makes this a classic

    • @tredegar1861
      @tredegar1861 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My friend, this song is more than 44 years old. It first aired in 1980, when Jimmy Carter was still President.

  • @NaomiMartin1928
    @NaomiMartin1928 9 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    As a little girl, I grew up listening to this in the animated movie. Years later, watching The LOTR movies, I waited for this song to start playing when Sam and Frodo were hiding from the orcs. A bit of an unrealistic expectation.

    • @tavcat667
      @tavcat667 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well, now I know I'm not alone! I was waiting for it too •^•

    • @danielnorton9803
      @danielnorton9803 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Awesome Totoro123 They could add the song in a special edition!!
      Who's with me???!!!

    • @SkallKiller
      @SkallKiller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Naomi Martin can't blame you

    • @tavcat667
      @tavcat667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Daniel Norton IM WITH U!! :D

    • @OLDSCHOOL6239
      @OLDSCHOOL6239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Naomi Martin I think we all expected that seriously LOL!

  • @CamCoEntertainment
    @CamCoEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3069

    [Speech 100] And you call yourself an Orc?!

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      [Cannibalism] Damn, you know how good that human general looks?

    • @jozi2272
      @jozi2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      [Black Widow] Damn, you know how good that human general looks?

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@jozi2272 what about us confirmed bachelor's?

    • @jorgesanchez4714
      @jorgesanchez4714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@jozi2272 Assume the position

    • @xandan1668
      @xandan1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      [Child at heart] BONE EM!

  • @CanadianBaconPwnage
    @CanadianBaconPwnage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    This song has lived rent free in my head for over 30 years.

  • @stevensauer8539
    @stevensauer8539 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Kids today don't realize that back in my day, if us old nerds wanted to watch anything adapted from Tolkien, it was the Rankin & Bass Hobbit TV special, then the Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings movie that only went through the end of The Two Towers, then back to TV for the Rankin & Bass Return of the King special. Giving us things like "Frodo of the Nine Fingers", "Where There's a Whip There's a Way", "Far Over the Misty Mountain Cold", and other such classics.
    Now I need to go defend my lawn, there's orcs on it again. Off! Off I Say!

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    *_"And you call yourself an_** ORC?!"*
    DAAAAAMN! Even I felt that one!

    • @GM-kp7yw
      @GM-kp7yw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He was right though. Those humans thought they could push him around, and it would be sign of weakness to let it go

    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@angham3829
      do you people ever stop?
      we are talking about frog people from an interperuitation of writings from an insane person who whent through a world war.

    • @Th3BigBoy
      @Th3BigBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@angham3829Thanks brother. These words were useful to me. Beautiful.

    • @misterwhalrus7334
      @misterwhalrus7334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All men who walk in the Lord's shadow appear mad to the world, for they oppose its rulers

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Jimothy-723 He / She isn't really hurting anyone. Also, you gotta admit, a single Bible reply takes up far less space than a 10 year old who ruined a comment section with 6 replies that say nothing except "E" or a heap of keyboard mash.

  • @octodaddy877
    @octodaddy877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3799

    "We're in luck! He thinks we're orcs!"
    "Um, I'm standing right here guys. I can hear you."

    • @CPloveshisQueen
      @CPloveshisQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmbo your Killin me bro.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      How do you think he found them in the first place? What is it with characters talking loudly when they're trying to hide from a foe mere yards away?

    • @davyjones3755
      @davyjones3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well orc aren't that smart

    • @Gimili10
      @Gimili10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, this wasn't a very good movie.

    • @keatonburton5636
      @keatonburton5636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Luck? Good sir, we're gonna be marching with a whole blinking army back to Cirith Ungol, where we started from!
      Yeah, so get goin'!

  • @thenoblepoptart
    @thenoblepoptart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    What if you wanted to go to Mordor,
    But the Lord of the lash said
    NAY NAY NAY!!!

    • @Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter
      @Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Guess we’ll have to march all day all day all daaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!

    • @braydenhill4033
      @braydenhill4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      where there’s a whip there’s a way

    • @paulmccain4783
      @paulmccain4783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A crack on the back says there’s a way

    • @causeofcurse
      @causeofcurse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're gonna march all day and night, and more.

    • @poppywilkinson5820
      @poppywilkinson5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @samconduct1356
    @samconduct1356 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Ok, im going to say it. This entire sequence/song is better than the entirety of Rings Of Power.

    • @-SRM-
      @-SRM- ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Facts.

    • @udirt
      @udirt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Especially the acting :-)
      But it cracks me up Bezos put down A BILLION to get his own LOTR spinoff and this comic beats it easily. First, he doesn't deserve the money since he takes away too much of the cake, and second, even with all that $$$$ that's the best what he could get. And he paid for it, made by his own underlings. Who is he gonna complain to. Imagine that. One billion and that's what he got. THAT!

  • @civilwildman
    @civilwildman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Fact: Much of the chorus of this song was provided by the late and legendary Thurl Ravenscroft. He is best known as the original and longest-running voice of Tony the Tiger for commercials for Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and for singing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" from the original animated movie for How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

    • @avatar1867
      @avatar1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That original Mr. Grinch song is THE BEST.

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@avatar1867 Yeah it is! Agreed 100%!!!

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice

    • @drippyfrank42068
      @drippyfrank42068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't forget his roll in disneys Haunted Mansion

    • @Kazdok
      @Kazdok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did not know that! Thanks!

  • @crystalalarm3
    @crystalalarm3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    While in boot camp in the navy i was given the distinction of calling cadence. Being a man of classical bent i used this song to keep time managed to get through the first couple of verses before i was told to stop it. I guess the man had no appreciation for irony.

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      +James Long I guess some military men aren't fans of the Hobbit, LOL. Funny though since Tolkien wrote most of his ideas for the hobbit and LOTR while avoiding being in battle within the trenches of WWI

    • @BuckmeisterSupremeWithCheese
      @BuckmeisterSupremeWithCheese 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      +James Long Well, ship mate, if they didn't beat you for it, he probably thought it was funny, but didn't want to get in trouble for letting you do it.

    • @lifes40123
      @lifes40123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +James Long So were you AROC

    • @alextippleton1730
      @alextippleton1730 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      were you a slave of the dark Lord?

    • @JMPERager
      @JMPERager 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +James Long Hhaha, I'm gonna sing this in the army xD

  • @jozinek876
    @jozinek876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    It's honestly amazing how different this version of LOTR is to the live-action one. Also I love how Sam started a race war just to get himself and Frodo away from some Orcs.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The live action one is awful.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@fjccommish I disagree.

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I mean, it was all Sauron's troops, so you know the saying: "Never interrupt the enemy when he's making a mistake."

    • @WiggleJimmy
      @WiggleJimmy ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@fjccommish Dude its literally one of the most iconic and successful film series of all time like what more do you want lol

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WiggleJimmy In Nazi Germany, it was popular to slaughter people. That doesn't make it good.

  • @kk-wh3hb
    @kk-wh3hb ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Over 20 years and I still can't get this damned song out of my head🤯😪

    • @UnicornLyndseyS
      @UnicornLyndseyS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      For REAL!

    • @migz_8894
      @migz_8894 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pops up in my head time to time for no reason lol

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "I simply added a bit of fuel to the hatred that is born when people come together, it was easy"
    - Samwise Gamgee

    • @dwaasda1379
      @dwaasda1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is the last place I would have expected a Monster reference

    • @snakey934Snakeybakey
      @snakey934Snakeybakey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dwaasda1379 but I am glad someone else got it.

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samson Goldberg*

    • @angham3829
      @angham3829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 Corinthians 4:7-16
      7 We now have this light shining in our hearts, but we ourselves are like fragile clay jars containing this great treasure. This makes it clear that our great power is from God, not from ourselves.
      8 We are pressed on every side by troubles, but we are not crushed. We are perplexed, but not driven to despair.
      9 We are hunted down, but never abandoned by God. We get knocked down, but we are not destroyed.
      10 Through suffering, our bodies continue to share in the death of Jesus so that the life of Jesus may also be seen in our bodies.
      11 Yes, we live under constant danger of death because we serve Jesus, so that the life of Jesus will be evident in our dying bodies.
      12 So we live in the face of death, but this has resulted in eternal life for you.
      13 But we continue to preach because we have the same kind of faith the psalmist had when he said, “I believed in God, so I spoke.”
      14 We know that God, who raised the Lord Jesus, will also raise us with Jesus and present us to himself together with you.
      15 All of this is for your benefit. And as God’s grace reaches more and more people, there will be great thanksgiving, and God will receive more and more glory.
      16 That is why we never give up. Though our bodies are dying, our spirits are being renewed every day.

  • @elronman
    @elronman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Imagine arming an entire army and having only one guy with a whip keep them in check.

    • @HolkHugan
      @HolkHugan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Thats some pretty good crowd control

    • @lucapachee9863
      @lucapachee9863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      They do not fear the whip, they fear the master of the man who swings the whip.

    • @megavidaeos
      @megavidaeos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He’s good at what he does, you have to give him that.

    • @mygamestodayllc
      @mygamestodayllc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sauron is saving a ton of money doing it that way

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@megavidaeos He even whips them in rhythm.

  • @ThePaganSun
    @ThePaganSun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    Is this the cartoon's way of humanizing the Orcs since Tolkien stated that one of his regrets was that he didn't give the Orcs much sympathy and that they were treated like slaves that often didn't get a choice rather being evil.

    • @post-leftluddite
      @post-leftluddite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I've always found some of the most interesting parts of the Lord of the Rings is when the orcs get to talk and share some of their thoughts, like when merry and Pippen are overhearing the three different groups of orcs bickering (Urak-hai from Isengard, Black Uruks from mordor and the smaller orcs from the Mines of Moria), when Sam overhears Gorebag and Shagrat, or in gorgoroth when Sam and frodo overhear the large soldier and the tracker.... It makes the orcs more than mindless drones and I think it would have been cool to hear a lot more of that and for them to be "humanized" a bit more... Like when Gorbag refers to frodo being left for dead as a "typical elf trick", it implies they have a morality that looks down upon leaving a wounded comrade

    • @PstruhovaAsistentka
      @PstruhovaAsistentka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@post-leftluddite You are right. I love parts where Pippen and Merry recieve some orc luqiud and this work same as lembas or elves drink and make them able to run with same speed and stamina as orcs. Also black ointment on injury and all this stuff.
      Also little dialog where some orc talk about desertion.
      This is problem with Tolkien his world is so much black and white.
      If you are interested in some stories where creature are in main role and are taken more seriously I recommend Goblin trilogy.

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@PstruhovaAsistentka Tolkien's world in a nutshell:
      "There is very little good in this world, and we should hope to never find it"

    • @ThePaganSun
      @ThePaganSun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @makeanewchronoplz Yes. I wish we could've seen more of the Orcs as Tolkien had originally intended.

    • @ThePaganSun
      @ThePaganSun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@post-leftluddite Agreed! Those are some of the most fascinating parts for me too!

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “We cannot cross. They have taken the road and the sidewalk. We cannot cross…whips, whips in the deep. They are coming.”

  • @Mitsuraga
    @Mitsuraga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I unironically love this song.

    • @kingofwingo
      @kingofwingo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That synth bass is pretty killer.

  • @Thebdippy
    @Thebdippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    "not enough singing" is definitely my biggest criticism of peter jackson's lord of the rings trilogy

    • @biggle_man
      @biggle_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      actually a valid criticism... the books are full of poems and songs completely absent in the movies

    • @leighbelk769
      @leighbelk769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fun fact: He actually was gonna put this song in the movie, but decided to cut it.

    • @lberghaus
      @lberghaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@biggle_man i skip all those when i'm reading the book because i can't hear the song, so it is just awkward reading.

    • @TheRicosuave94
      @TheRicosuave94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They tried it in The Hobbit Movies, made it look too Disney. TLOTR were fine without it

    • @Jon-wm3wp
      @Jon-wm3wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont wanna live in a the same world with you. Lotr is very fine without singing

  • @SAWTheDesigner
    @SAWTheDesigner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    The perfect song when you are on your way to work.

    • @SlickBlackCadillac
      @SlickBlackCadillac ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I don't want to go to work today. But my lack of cash says nay nay nay nay nay!!!

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does the work involve Johnny Test?

    • @droolingidiot
      @droolingidiot ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I saw this live 40+ years ago, and loved it then as much as now.
      As a younger man my morning theme song was " I owe, I owe, so its off to work I go" sung to the beat of 7 dwarfs.
      Now I'm much older and no longer in debt, but too young to retire this has become my morning theme song to motivate me out of bed.

    • @danielgoss6367
      @danielgoss6367 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SlickBlackCadillac I’m gonna work all day all day all day!

    • @trinefanmel
      @trinefanmel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @SAWTheDesigner Or to write essays to, coincidentally.

  • @xDshiv58
    @xDshiv58 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The unofficial "Going-to-work-sleep-deprived" national anthem.

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    "......and that, son, is why your father never came home again. He was killed by a pack of orcs when a dirty Hobbit goaded them into attacking his battalion....."

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Evil men don't have sons that would be sad about their death I guess :/

    • @caletevelen2647
      @caletevelen2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@shinkiro403 Of course they do, we all know how it works in the armies of evil, brain-washing, propaganda, the Men of the East probably don't even know why they're fighting.

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@caletevelen2647 my assertion wasn't actually because of their employer (namely Sauron), more like the arrogant and fantasy-racist attitude a-la-Dragon Age; I would have agreed with you if it was a more recent movie, but both LOTR and this movie were from a time where such stereotypes were played straight: this man seems evil, has no backstory telling us he might not be, therefore he is

    • @Mrree250
      @Mrree250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shinkiro Almost like social justice has deformed entertainment in all facets by looking at everything through a political lens

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Mrree250 I don't think I see the correlation. Regardless, the real problem is not social justice itself, which isn't a inherently a bad thing, more like the fact that its loudest promoters have an extremist view of it and end up acting like fascists

  • @RustBot42
    @RustBot42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4169

    "Most folk consider orcs to be nothing but barbaric brutes who'd kill ya soon as set eyes on ya, but I tell you, they have one of the most sophisticated musical cultures in the whole of Middle-Earth, with a penchant for intricately weaving together various parts of the vocals so that every part of the choir gets to shine!"
    - Some tourist's guide to Mordor or something, I dunno

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Tolkien: "Orcs make no beautiful things."
      Script Writers: Hold my sheet music.

    • @JessE-pp5yp
      @JessE-pp5yp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That’s how you know they used to be elves

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@benthomason3307 But they do make clever things.

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Plus they can really cook on palm muted electric guitar and disco beats.

    • @chameleoncircuitrock
      @chameleoncircuitrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Terry Pratchett's LOTR

  • @LilianaRoberts
    @LilianaRoberts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Dope beats, fresh outta Mordor

    • @kahlizzle7643
      @kahlizzle7643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Liliana Roberts Mordor's hit new song

    • @madmenenist1464
      @madmenenist1464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The baddest hood of them all

    • @dislike_button33
      @dislike_button33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Straight Outta Mordor

  • @Darkspeed1706
    @Darkspeed1706 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This has no right being this good.

  • @davididiart5934
    @davididiart5934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    3:55 Now pay close attention children, as Samwise starts a race war.

    • @V1nce_man
      @V1nce_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was already a race war between humans and orcs so I don’t think he did that- I think he just destroyed their ranks a little

  • @Kedanjt42
    @Kedanjt42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    glad they included the dog-frog hybrid orcs and their techno song straight from the books

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Dallin Dunn oh fuck I’m cry laughing

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Still more loyal to it then Jackson with his cutting of book scenes and adding of scenes/padding.

    • @Kedanjt42
      @Kedanjt42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      maybe in the Hobbit mistake of a trilogy...

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol! I was going to make the exact same comment about how they're drawn!

    • @jrm48220
      @jrm48220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Brother Malachai
      Some of the stuff from the books needed to be cut for a feature film. I'm glad the entire Tom Bombadil part was excised.

  • @NtoTheM
    @NtoTheM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4406

    Sam: "Kill them! Bone them! Cut them to bits..."
    Orc: "Smash them! Bash them! Skin them alive!"
    Sam: "Boil them! Mash them! Put them in a stew!"
    Orc: "What?"
    Sam: "What?"

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      These are Orcs were talking about, they’d very much be on board for Man-Stew

    • @SleepySloth2705
      @SleepySloth2705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      *Orc menacingly approaches Sam in silence as Sam starts sweating bullets
      ".........Agreed! PUT'EM IN A STEW!!!"

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Orc: “We’ve had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!”
      Sam: “LOOKS LIKE MAN-STEW IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!”

    • @DemoOfAHuman
      @DemoOfAHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@warlordofbritannia Tastes like salted pork

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@DemoOfAHuman Long Pork: Not just for Pirates.

  • @twokool4skool129
    @twokool4skool129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One of the things I always loved about this movie was how, despite the villains being really ugly, they had such wonderful singing voices.

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Frodo - what Good luck! He thinks we’re orcs!
    Orc - I CAN hear you, you know.
    Frodo - we have got to break ranks, Sam!
    Orc - I’m right here!!

    • @joejohnson3707
      @joejohnson3707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      funny cuz its like the driver didnt care

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@joejohnson3707 -Orc driver: I aint paid enough to care

    • @principetnomusic
      @principetnomusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Mrkabrat They were speaking in... whatever language Hobbits speak. The orcs would not understand it: their leader probably mistook it for some rural orc dialect and did not pay attention to what they were saying.

    • @zborzlsbenni6954
      @zborzlsbenni6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@principetnomusic Hobbits share the same speech with humans... wtf...

    • @joejohnson3707
      @joejohnson3707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Mrkabrat Orc driver: just gotta fill my monthly quota, back in line

  • @forltanchannel2359
    @forltanchannel2359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    I unironically very much like this song

  • @nateyj11
    @nateyj11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The evil orc army has a fantastic tenor section.

    • @mandalorian5553
      @mandalorian5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its kinda like in church many people have bad singing voices but they get lost amidst the others

    • @kwow3233
      @kwow3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should hear the Mordor Choir, they're great!

  • @_JackNapier
    @_JackNapier 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The song that plays in every fastfood workers mind as they clock in.
    "Where there's a McWhip, there's a McWay."🃏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ugh-Fudge_Bwana
    @Ugh-Fudge_Bwana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    We all wanna work from home today, but the boss in the office says NAY NAY NAY

    • @lakelandbuzz2252
      @lakelandbuzz2252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You'll be in the office all day, all day, all day!

    • @SirAtesh
      @SirAtesh ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Where there's a pay, there's a way.

    • @madwolfgarton9997
      @madwolfgarton9997 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Desk jockey struggle is real 🤣

  • @josephslucass2936
    @josephslucass2936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    "Where there's a whip there's a way" said all Belmonts and Castlevania protagonists

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aside from Alucard, but to be fair you do play the game as Richter for the beginning

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Crimson Dynamo And while not in the original, in Mirrors of Fate he does actually get a whip, and probably the coolest one at that.

    • @sebchess3555
      @sebchess3555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see you are a man of culture

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dracula: *exists*
      Belmont clan: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?

    • @novatryxward9372
      @novatryxward9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Combat cross for life

  • @devenarcher3044
    @devenarcher3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Whenever my brother and I had to do chores my dad would sing this to us and make a whipping motion. What fond memories.

    • @degrelleholt6314
      @degrelleholt6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And my Dad only gave me an allowance. I'm betrayed!

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My dad used an actual whip for “authenticity” 😂 good times

    • @borntobewilde1971
      @borntobewilde1971 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHA!!😅

  • @DoodooSwaggy
    @DoodooSwaggy ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "You're flat, Gorbag. You and your whole flea-bitten band are flat, and I won't have it!"
    "Flat? hi! hoi! Shagrat says we're flat, boys! Well I says he's been sharp the whole time!"

  • @thesarkive7746
    @thesarkive7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    damn that beat is lowkey fire

    • @JoseSanchez-ww7ny
      @JoseSanchez-ww7ny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kanye where you at??? Here's your new sample.

    • @deprae5788
      @deprae5788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      High key

  • @maniacmagge2568
    @maniacmagge2568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3040

    When you have a college paper do tomorrow

    • @evolvedape2161
      @evolvedape2161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Maniac Magge due*
      Usually I would let it go, but since you’re working on a paper that may be important.

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wait. You whip yourself?!

    • @kinggoldcatter9932
      @kinggoldcatter9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      WhoKnownsAndWhoCares? Don’t kink shame

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah because scribbling on a paper is just like going to die in combat

    • @rainthesomber
      @rainthesomber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true in my life right now...

  • @ZenieTheLionBoy
    @ZenieTheLionBoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    I love the creepy D&D art style of the 70's

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *90s

    • @CAOcreations
      @CAOcreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Vice TOLUCT well a movie take more than a year to make, especially an animated one so~ since it came out in 79 it must have at least been a year or two in development first. late 70's~

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I mean sure, modern fantasy artists put out fine work. But I must confess, I miss old school fantasy art.

    • @sheridanfalkenberry5611
      @sheridanfalkenberry5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Bluecho4 Especially that vintage Warhammer art...oh man...

    • @arnekrug939
      @arnekrug939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sheridanfalkenberry5611 The old school miniatures as well, they look so goofy.

  • @tiamatmichellehart6821
    @tiamatmichellehart6821 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    They may be horrific corruptions of elvenkind, but between this and "Choice of Evils" *orcs can REALLY harmonize!*

    • @J.Hawker
      @J.Hawker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fifteen Birds from the Hobbit movie. Technically goblins, but I believe they're adjacent, at least in terms of LOTR... Something about goblins being a sub-species of orc, if I remember.

    • @tiamatmichellehart6821
      @tiamatmichellehart6821 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@J.Hawker Another fine example. Songs and speeches (at least with Eowyn) may be among the only things Rankin/Bass did better than Peter Jackson, but they're enough to recommend watching *both* versions of the Return of the King and (especially) the Hobbit!

    • @simbiotesnus1013
      @simbiotesnus1013 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@J.Hawker In Tolkien's books, goblin and orc are synonymous.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@simbiotesnus1013
      I thought orcs were the smaller ones that work for the war machine and goblins are big guys that live in deep caves.

  • @Special_Tactics_Force_Unit
    @Special_Tactics_Force_Unit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    This version of Sam is RUTHLESS

    • @fedmcfederalson
      @fedmcfederalson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      agreed the 87 version is disgraceful to sam

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He always has been.

    • @Quickdrawingartist
      @Quickdrawingartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There's a reason why he's the only overpowered character in literature.

    • @razark9
      @razark9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then there's the 2000s movies where he's a whiney crybaby.

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, that's Sam. He shanked Shelob, was constantly wanting to stab Smeagol, and practically dragged Frodo along every inch of the last leg of the journey. Without Samwise being with Frodo Sauron would have won.

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    This song contradicts all previously-established orc-knowledge, but it does bang.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well, in the books it's mentioned that Orcs don't make beautiful things, but they do make clever things "for wheels and explosions always delighted them". They're also lazy

    • @jackodonail1980
      @jackodonail1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I mean, does it contradict it though? Orcs have been singing seen the Hobbit in 1936, and orcs have never enjoyed fighting in the name of the dark lords. Most of them would rather sneak back to the mountains of the wilds and raid a village or something.

    • @jessevos3986
      @jessevos3986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackodonail1980 I think you're talking about goblins

    • @jackodonail1980
      @jackodonail1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Tapaz Tech Orcs are indeed mentioned in "The Hobbit" while Bilbo is traversing the cramped Goblin mines in an attempt to escape and rejoin Thorin & Co., Tolkien mentions how all goblins even the GREAT ORCS OF THE NORTHERN MOUNTAINS can move at great speeds while crouching.

    • @degrelleholt6314
      @degrelleholt6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All Elven propaganda, my friend.

  • @ostlandr
    @ostlandr 11 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Where there's a whip, there's a way" (Orcish translation)
    Amal shufar, at rrug (where there's a whip, there's a way)
    Amal shufar, at rrug (where there's a whip, there's a way)
    Nar drautdil-ishi lutaum (we don't want to battle in sunlight)
    Goth Frushkul Urdan Shalan (Lord Lash commands us march)
    Shalan udautas-uk, udautas-uk (march all day, all day)
    Shurfar-an-ug-hai, at rrug (by great whipping, there's a way)
    Ash, Shun, Gakh, Jhet! (one, two, three, four)
    Amal shufar, at rrug (where there's a whip, there's a way)
    Amal shufar, at rrug (where there's a whip, there's a way)
    Goth Frushkul urdan lutaum (lord lash commands battle)
    Dautas agh burzum shalan (day and night march)
    Snaga nar baj lufut, nar baj lufut! (slaves don't make war, don't make war)
    Shurfar-an-ug-hai, at rrug (by great whipping, there's a way)

    • @PCCphoenix
      @PCCphoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you so much! Tolkien would be proud of you.

    • @villll
      @villll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gay

    • @PCCphoenix
      @PCCphoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      2:25--The Orc regiment commander: "DAKA! DAKA!" ("Move! Move!")

    • @taliajung1553
      @taliajung1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My friend, you are not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed. Thank you for all the time and effort you put into this translation

    • @Kat-gp6gj
      @Kat-gp6gj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, thanks dude! This is awesome.

  • @SirBoggins
    @SirBoggins ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I used to watch this when I was younger and I absolutely loved it. It feels great to see it again after all this time. 😎

  • @laminatedlobster3765
    @laminatedlobster3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3588

    The Four types in the comments:
    1: "man, this song is dope."
    2: whip jokes about work
    3: sympathetic orc talk
    4: "RACE WAR!!!"

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You forgot people who actually wanted to watch this scene for the scene. Oh, that's right. There are none.

    • @ferjusto
      @ferjusto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The ORChestra guy gets it...

    • @JensenYuki5236
      @JensenYuki5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am your 666th like. Weird.

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't forget the comments about the types of comments in the comments

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also the fetish guy

  • @sanwayzar
    @sanwayzar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Samwise: "Kill 'em! Bone 'em! Cut 'em to bits..."
    Orc Captain: "Smash 'em! Bash 'em! Skin 'em alive!"
    Other Orcs: "F yeah, let's do this!"
    Men: "Wut?"

    • @DashsChannel
      @DashsChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Boil 'em! Mash 'em! Stick 'em in a stew!

    • @nathanbousquet5699
      @nathanbousquet5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DashsChannel OH no

  • @eddiex009
    @eddiex009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    that is the "is monday and im late for work" theme song

    • @centerfield34
      @centerfield34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ROFL!...

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sh1mbo yes it is.

    • @sartanko
      @sartanko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don't wanna go to work today

  • @acecashman1237
    @acecashman1237 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Unbelievable, this scene managed to track me down after 22 years since I've first watched this. Was shown this movie in the 1st grade and never forgot about this scene

  • @BasimAlRusiyy
    @BasimAlRusiyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "Where there's a whip, there's a way!" - Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey

    • @jonathanklinker5192
      @jonathanklinker5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh God XD

    • @Henry-nk9wx
      @Henry-nk9wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      After me and the bois r done with him he’ll be Gandalf the white

    • @Eddie42023
      @Eddie42023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Henry-nk9wx Gandalf the limp?

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take my like and rise... Riiiiiiiiiissssseeeee to the top of the comments.

    • @BobbyB1928
      @BobbyB1928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      deviantart be like

  • @rosepetrichor1292
    @rosepetrichor1292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    One thing that's neat to see in this adaptation as opposed to Jackson's is that the orcs are actually meant to look pretty pathetic and small rather than being huge, beefy meatmen. With a few exceptions, orcs are much shorter and stouter than Men, and even the Uruk-hai are on average of smaller build than the Men of Gondor, being described as 'almost man-high'.

    • @MXB2001
      @MXB2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's the Hollywood treatment...

    • @spyrosblt3320
      @spyrosblt3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      wrong, Uruk Hai are supposed to be at the same height of men. Lesser orcs were actually shorter in the movie too

    • @hayatobun
      @hayatobun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I can't believe you're coming here with this man-filth propaganda

    • @jonoxes8662
      @jonoxes8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Neet to see from one perspective perhaps. But for narrative purposes, it's better to make the orcs bigger and thus more menacing. They become more threatening and scary as portrayed in the movies. To help solidify the fealing that the free peoples are fighting a horrifying force, and they're on the back foot, of a war that feels hopeless. You don't get that if the enemy is pathetic and small.

    • @Worm-revolver
      @Worm-revolver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@jonoxes8662 but the orcs are killed so easily. The only thing that made them a threat in the film was their numbers. I'm reminded of fellowship where tons of orcs attacked and Boromir was the only non-orc to die. It looked like the majority of orcs were taken down by 4 people. In making the orcs look more menacing, giving them greater numbers, and more deaths, they also made the orcs in the film seem more pathetic than the ones in the book.

  • @HyperRealityChannel
    @HyperRealityChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    The orcs are the spawns of evil, the destroyers of towns and they sing a rather sophisticated catchy disco tune?

    • @celticandpenobscot3971
      @celticandpenobscot3971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LesManga Musique It was 1979: The Years That Taste Forgot!

    • @kylekillpack2272
      @kylekillpack2272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, it IS disco, so... Yeah.

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe Tolkien just really hated disco?

    • @kodikill2730
      @kodikill2730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes.

    • @eldermillennial8330
      @eldermillennial8330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guanglai Kangyi, Age 15
      He may have lived just long enough the hear it. Was is already common by ‘72?
      He was probably a techno-phobe like his son Christopher has proven to be. But that ultra traditionalism made the books possible, so it’s not all bad.

  • @SpaceDebriss
    @SpaceDebriss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    If you remember this song
    you are not old
    You are high quality vintage.