SCP-682 vs SCP Foundation - Hard To Destroy Reptile Termination Attempts

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  • An update of all the Termination Attempts from the SCP 682 Experiment Log!
    SCP-682 is a KETER class anomaly also known as Hard to Destroy Reptile.
    SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and has been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form.
    Included in this video are the following SCP682 cross tests:
    SCP-682 vs SCP-001 The Gate Guardian
    SCP-682 vs SCP-702
    SCP-682 vs SCP-507
    SCP-682 vs SCP-3008
    SCP-682 vs SCP-536
    SCP-682 vs SCP-162
    SCP-682 vs SCP-826
    SCP-682 vs Dr. Bright
    SCP-682 vs SCP-272
    SCP-682 vs SCP-173
    SCP-682 vs SCP-204
    SCP-682 vs SCP-689
    SCP-682 vs SCP-017
    SCP-682 vs SCP-743
    SCP-682 vs SCP-3108
    SCP-682 vs SCP-1933
    SCP-682 vs SCP-063
    SCP-682 vs SCP-2599
    SCP-682 vs SCP-3660
    SCP-682 vs SCP-166
    SCP-682 vs SCP-835
    SCP-682 vs SCP-807
    SCP-682 vs SCP-096
    SCP-682 vs SCP-3521
    SCP-682 vs SCP-1361
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    Narrated by / hitherehunter
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    SCP-682 - How the SCP Foundation Tried to Kill the Hard To Destroy Reptile is based on "Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682" by Dr Gears: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experime...
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  • @ThrillSeeker3524
    @ThrillSeeker3524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    I honestly love how SCP-682 keeps cussing out every powerful SCP trying to destroy it

  • @zebare726
    @zebare726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    I like to believe that SCP-682 allows himself to be captured, with the aim of getting a laugh out of the Foundation's attempt to kill him.

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Maybe he's intelligent enough to know that his hatred for most everything can't exist anywhere else. Despite what it is he actually wants in the contrary

    • @martianfn2012
      @martianfn2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@JK-gm6kk true he probably likes getting fed and contained by scp lol

    • @ActiveGamer3000
      @ActiveGamer3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@martianfn2012 does the foundation feed it?

    • @idk-ew7mx
      @idk-ew7mx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ActiveGamer3000 well humans

    • @dj146n
      @dj146n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@idk-ew7mx No no you've got a point

  • @SidneyMosley
    @SidneyMosley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    682: _"But this is my curse for suggesting the fruit."_
    Me: Wait... Are you saying that 682 could've possibly been the serpent that originally tempted Eve to eat the forbidden fruit?!

    • @user-vo6qj7hv5b
      @user-vo6qj7hv5b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      682 is the devil how else is he immortal and regenerates so quickly he is forced to never die as a punishment

    • @the117doctor
      @the117doctor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@user-vo6qj7hv5b didn't god say "he's not one of mine"?
      pretty sure the serpent wasn't the devil himself but his creation

    • @gamerunknowngaming6963
      @gamerunknowngaming6963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @karlo134652
      @karlo134652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It might be.. hes been mocking the gaurdian pretentious prick.. the line that settles it more is how he know where the garden is located.

    • @sapphirestar3978
      @sapphirestar3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@the117doctor well i mean god did sorta disown satan

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Die? You command me to die? Heh, wouldn't we all like that?" It's freaking sweet how he knows we all hate and fear him and want to see him dead, and he laughs at how we'll never succeed. Badass.

  • @FoxDog1080
    @FoxDog1080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "The SCP foundation used a robotic arm to attack 682 with _a_ toothbrush"
    He said it so fast and so casually

    • @mrbread3736
      @mrbread3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      True
      Also if someone came up to me and said the scp foundation attacked 682 with a tooth brush I'll probably not beleave them

    • @mattaboveallhews1502
      @mattaboveallhews1502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @wafflecitty6078
      @wafflecitty6078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Yeah we almost killed him with a toothbrush but failed“
      I'd be impressed if you could even put a scratch on that mistaken creature

    • @brahmkumariekowlessar7347
      @brahmkumariekowlessar7347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ª

    • @jaywalk9364
      @jaywalk9364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrbread3736 9⁹œ{of it 🤮🤢 of it {to be done ✅✅✅ {99{to be

  • @emetanti
    @emetanti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    This feels like a gagreel for the SCPs Christmas party that would inevitably be followed by a half drunk researcher screaming "TO ANOTHER YEAR OF TRYING TO GET RID OF IT!"

    • @snesmocha
      @snesmocha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TO ANOTHER YEAR OF TRYING TO GET RID OF THAT DAMN TING

    • @MTF.TAU5..Bob.
      @MTF.TAU5..Bob. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@snesmocha a really drunk MTF:Here is to not dying from it for another year

    • @jellywithagun1956
      @jellywithagun1956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me,the only minor at the party,drinking a smoothie:
      I'm just disappointed that he isn't dead and that THAT DAMN TREE WONT SCREAM,AHHHHH-

    • @guidinglight9082
      @guidinglight9082 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jellywithagun1956 Me, the other minor, with a banana milkshake: NO, DR BRIGHT, I AM NOT A NEW SCP! I AM NOT TO BE LOCKED IN SITE-19!

  • @Raoul9753
    @Raoul9753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Honestly, why try to kill it, you can just make it peaceful.
    Make it room with SCP-053, the little girl. Its known to become as tame as a little puppy around her and just getting angry when separated. Since SCP-053 has to be isolated as well, there is no reason to separate them at all, and if you have to remove SCP-053 for any reason for a time, send in SCP-999 to keep it company until the Girl is returned to her cell.
    Both of them are also immortal, so this is a solution that can work forever, and maybe just having a friend makes SCP-682 overal less aggressive over time. I mean, its always alone, and the only interactions with others is when people try to kill it. I would be pissed too if that was my life.
    Just let it have a friend. Worst case Scenario, it gets loose and has to be contained again, which seems to be a not so rare thing anyway. Best Case Scenario, you most dangerous Killer SCP is now a good boy and a little girl is happy because she has a Pet.

    • @aidanpalmer4720
      @aidanpalmer4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Problem is, it seems there is more to their relationship than meets the eye.

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aidanpalmer4720 It’s outright stated that the little girl is death and 682 is her steed.

    • @warboss3686
      @warboss3686 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Outside the 2 comments here they tried to make peace with 682, they tried to have children make friends with them. The first child straight up got eaten, the second was given a lot of drugs to be more relaxed because they figured the first was just to scared and it annoyed 682…you can imagine why they stopped after 14 children

    • @lifesuckstbh
      @lifesuckstbh ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, the researchers surmised that 682 may have just instinctively known not to attack 053. The same way it somehow knew not to break eye contact with 173. Or how it figured out 2599’s limitations of only being able to complete her tasks halfway. It’s not really interested in being friends with 053, it just instinctively knows that remaining docile around her is the only way for her death curse not to activate. The fact that 682 wants to *_avoid_* dealing with 053’s death curse, may imply that whatever entity is behind the curse might actually be able to kill 682.

  • @NexeL_NKC
    @NexeL_NKC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Wow, 682 is literally a 3 year old’s “ultimate creature” that can beat anything. Just because the kid says it adapts to it. It may imply it’s able to be destroyed, but I think we’re all running out of ideas.

    • @applesauce155
      @applesauce155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have someone decent write 001 vs 682
      I hate how it just makes 001 sound fake, and lying even though cain begged for forgiveness.
      I absolutely hate the “gate guardian isnt Uriel” headcannon

    • @dernarr4500
      @dernarr4500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if we send it to another dimension and seal all entrances though, wouldn't it be gone? and do the same for 096?

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every vs just ends with "it regenerates very quickly to perfect health and won or something lol"

    • @bacon-sandwich4726
      @bacon-sandwich4726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give it violent taco bell syndrome via a crab stuffed mushroom entree

    • @dernarr4500
      @dernarr4500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bacon-sandwich4726 yes

  • @starmanexe7721
    @starmanexe7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    The reason the lizard is immortal and indesctructible is because it has meta-narrative properties, meaning that there are beings high above the SCP Universe that keep it alive by modifying its capacities and forcing it to adapt. Those beings are, as lame or intriguing as it may sound, the SCP wiki editors
    This may seem like a 4th wall-breaking joke, but its actually quite true and it makes perfect sense. The lizard survives everything because the wiki editors make it so, and thus, the only way the lizard can truly die is if any editor of the wiki is either stopped from keeping him alive, OR, is forced to canonically kill him permanently. Its even suggested that one of the reasons the lizard hates humanity is because he knows that he is bound to their whims, and thus, they are both trying to destroy him AND keeping him alive.

    • @stablecookie1214
      @stablecookie1214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That makes a lotta sense he is a beast who just traveled dimensions and just said no

    • @metageek7878
      @metageek7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is why the better solution is not to kill him but make him docile if possible which is again up the editor

    • @zoxen45
      @zoxen45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      you didn't have to write a whole essay, only 2 words were needed.
      "PLOT"
      "ARMOR"

    • @barstokians365
      @barstokians365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zoxen45 not just plot armor though. 682 has meta-plot armor. Imagine if you will one random editor decides to just say that 682 is now either permanently dead or docile. Unless they find a way to do it that everyone thinks is actually compelling enough to overcome the inertia of the idea, it will just be reverted back to how it was. 682 has the plot armor of not just one author, but a whole community of them.

    • @Gaciet017
      @Gaciet017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@barstokians365 what about scp-2935, the dimension of “O Death”, where it is actually dead, alongside everything that could otherwise be classified as “living”? Did the real 682 author just said “sure, it did kill it”

  • @yisus2016
    @yisus2016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Within one of the proposals an interesting question was really played, "the juice of anti-adaptation"
    The answer you came up with was that scp-682 would adapt to the juice and not get it to take effect, but in that case it would adapt to not adapt which would create a contradiction which would cause an anomalous effect, the theory could work

  • @whostolztacookie4440
    @whostolztacookie4440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the cross-test between 682 and 3008. It's funny how they so calmly brought 682 out in boxes and pieces, as well as how difficult it was for 682 to put itself back together.

  • @Kh1m3ra
    @Kh1m3ra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    See, here's where the foundation went wrong with the nail.
    Don't use it to terminate, use it to contain.
    SCP-682 will not be able to move to even hurt itself and its adaptive abilities only seem to activate when something is intended to do it any harm and will only adapt to the source that harms it.
    I think we could be onto the lowest risk containment for 682 here, seeing as how it cannot be terminated by anything we know of anyways.

  • @quangnguyenhorus3752
    @quangnguyenhorus3752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    4:57 I don’t know why, but a D-class on a motorcycle is one of funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen.

  • @donvansnarr198
    @donvansnarr198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I am CONVINCED that this is just the internet way of finding away around plot armor.

    • @f1zzMsm
      @f1zzMsm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how in the parades at Tokyo Disneyland’s NTT DoCoMo float just follows the finale float without a care in the world 😊

    • @joeswanson5520
      @joeswanson5520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@f1zzMsm what the fuck

    • @fartboy258
      @fartboy258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@f1zzMsm what the fuck

    • @TheGreatAshenOne
      @TheGreatAshenOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@f1zzMsm what the fuck?

    • @roymendoza2213
      @roymendoza2213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@f1zzMsm what the fuck?

  • @inurokuwarz
    @inurokuwarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I've been mulling over an idea involving SCP-181. If the foundation could create weapon that had a 50-50 chance of killing the user, or the target, SCP-181's luck manipulating properties could force it to kill SCP-682 to spare SCP-181. The weapon itself wouldn't even nessicarily have to be effective against SCP-682, since the SCP-181's manipulation of probablity would require 682 to perish for the scales to be balanced, so to speak. The weapon could self terminate after a single use to prevent SCP-181 from using it to breach containment.

    • @user-vo6qj7hv5b
      @user-vo6qj7hv5b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow never thought of that

    • @felixmitchell1178
      @felixmitchell1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless it adapts and steals scp-181's probability powers.

  • @pascalpodszus8091
    @pascalpodszus8091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "and like everything that comes out of an ikea box, SCP-682 had problems putting itself correctly together" that just made me actually laugh out loud 😂😂😂

  • @donovanthedbzlover576
    @donovanthedbzlover576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    wait a minute you mean to tell me that the employees in scp 3008 were able to just cut up 682 put him in some boxes and leave him outside for the foundation to deal with? god damn i underestimated scp 3008

    • @mesiagamer5217
      @mesiagamer5217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For once I can hoensttly see him loosing like this. Unlike other Scp's it's literally just a numbers game versus a big old lizard. Something the foundation does all the time.

    • @kagato23
      @kagato23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s possible to beat 682, it’s killing it that’s tough.

    • @redwolfthegamer7286
      @redwolfthegamer7286 ปีที่แล้ว

      My boys are like endermen that infest my end builds

  • @srgyeetus670
    @srgyeetus670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Some SCP researchers:
    -"Throw it at the fucking lizzard!"
    -"But sir this is 682's containment chambre"
    -"Did i stutter?"

  • @knightfuryproductions3134
    @knightfuryproductions3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Okay, hear me out.
    Find something that makes like an opposite clone of something. So like if you clone a ball, it’ll make a rubber cube.
    Go to another dimension and grab a 682. And throw it into the opposite clone machine
    THEN you throw both the 682’s down the infinite stairwell, to have them fight in a place that they can’t escape from

    • @the117doctor
      @the117doctor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      until 682 wins and backwards long-jumps out the stairwell

    • @pixerpinecone
      @pixerpinecone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@the117doctor *shouldn’t have made it a stairwell SHOULDN’T HAVE MADE IT A STAIRWELL-*

    • @allinairhanson6886
      @allinairhanson6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the117doctor *YAHOOOOO*

    • @Luzhong_editz
      @Luzhong_editz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But then they cooperate and try to escape the stair, the research though about putting 682 to another dimension to fight his alternate self but give up on the idea beacuse they think the 682's would work together

  • @boom1038
    @boom1038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how the other universe just said "He's your problem now sucker's" I find it way to funny.

  • @Dr.C.Shadow
    @Dr.C.Shadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Such a fine collection.

    • @g_g...
      @g_g... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yoooo wassup!!! How's it going Dr. C.!!?!?

    • @Dr.C.Shadow
      @Dr.C.Shadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@g_g... everything's peaceful.

    • @g_g...
      @g_g... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dr.C.Shadow good to hear. I'm over here finishing my 25 page monograph and 4 page essay about some history stuff. Im also wondering if I'll have a science test tomorrow or the other next day. Man school and life are just kicking me non stop. So i guess quite opposite from your state.

    • @Dr.C.Shadow
      @Dr.C.Shadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@g_g... oh... Good luck.

    • @g_g...
      @g_g... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dr.C.Shadow thanks

  • @crowmen2972
    @crowmen2972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Scp Foundation: *opens door*
    682: ah shit here we go again

  • @241Cookies__
    @241Cookies__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of these are straight up hilarious, and I’m here for it

  • @Timmothy_plays
    @Timmothy_plays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'd like to think that with the last one, after 682 regenerated it just asks the nearby scientists "What did you expect would have happened?"

  • @kingoftheducks5202
    @kingoftheducks5202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    love this series, easily my favorite!

  • @tailpig6417
    @tailpig6417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'd love to see a series like this, but with 914 testing logs

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder if they've tried dropping it on the Broken God's heart yet. Actually, that might be a terrible idea. Either they heart would keep absorbing iron from the thing's blood (assuming it even has iron in its blood) and grow indefinitely or else 682 would gain something weird from the broken heart and become yet more dangerous.

  • @its_just_kalic9349
    @its_just_kalic9349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seal it within a pocket dimension or some other spacial isolated zone. If he is alone, no one can send him back, and his adaptability wouldn't trigger as he would be in no direct danger.

  • @FujiiMMMMMMM
    @FujiiMMMMMMM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    To be honest 682 dying is just something this world is not ready for.

    • @tauceti8060
      @tauceti8060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont know bout u but i feel safer knowing something isnt trying to kill me.

    • @junyaiwase
      @junyaiwase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tauceti8060 coward

    • @maxellduh7994
      @maxellduh7994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@junyaiwase yesss😂😂thank you

    • @williamgandarillas2185
      @williamgandarillas2185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SCP-2935 would like to speak with you

  • @justinkendollrozinek
    @justinkendollrozinek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    How do they always manage to catch SCP 682 after a containment breach?

    • @dlp6567
      @dlp6567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's just allows to catch itself cuz it's fun

    • @FaceD0wnDagon
      @FaceD0wnDagon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's not actually particularly powerful, just very durable (and has plot armor)

    • @oh3681
      @oh3681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they probably hose it down

    • @TheBallinCat43IsReal
      @TheBallinCat43IsReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It can't die but it can be temporarily incapacitated

    • @guidinglight9082
      @guidinglight9082 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It just catches itself cause it loves the pain and watching researchers try and fail to end it.

  • @BrokeZhongli
    @BrokeZhongli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how scp-682 is like a problem child left to a caretaker (scp foundation) and the caretaker is so depressed by him that he wants to send it to someone else's place but the child always comes back.

  • @hopeful2495
    @hopeful2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact someone made a whole scp because of what might be a beluga skull that washed up on shore is just amazing

  • @carolynmeszko7481
    @carolynmeszko7481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love these videos but I kinda wish there were more videos on weird scps instead of 682, shy guy, etc. Over and over again..

    • @patrickburns3118
      @patrickburns3118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd suggest watching Dr. Bob. His channel focuses on some of the more off the wall scps.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    SCP-682 vs SCP-093
    All it takes is damaging the Reptile enough so it can't move and throw him in or leading him inside with a D-Class and then close the mirror portal behind them.

    • @f1zzMsm
      @f1zzMsm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how in the parades at Tokyo Disneyland’s NTT DoCoMo float just follows the finale float without a care in the world 😊

    • @highgroundpov9523
      @highgroundpov9523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@f1zzMsm shut up please

    • @NN010
      @NN010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To be honest, at this point a part of me can’t help but feel as if 682 would just find a way to reopen the mirror portal, return, and potentially breach containment.

    • @bobbybobby325
      @bobbybobby325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@f1zzMsm OHHH its a bot.

    • @Decimator69420
      @Decimator69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, you can’t keep 682 in any non-Earth dimension permanently, it’ll just teleport back. Literally

  • @sir.v3x403
    @sir.v3x403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an ikea employee, I'm glad to know scp-682 even has issues assembling itself out of our boxes

  • @zrkade2988
    @zrkade2988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I still find the first battle against the gate guardian to be the most interesting and I wanna see it explored more

  • @thyrussendria8198
    @thyrussendria8198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    How about instead of destroying it, we just send it forwards in time to a point where Humanity is most likely extinct or at least no longer on Earth

    • @dlp6567
      @dlp6567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Welp, there is a story about this: "An inevitable end of all but me", where only the lizard and Dr.Bright were left from old era. After millions of years Earth became a lifeless, cold rock, and 628 got bored and regretful. It started to draw a map of stars on Earth's surface, eventually covering it all ( the old stars were already dead, and the sky was filled with new ). Now new humanity treats 628 like some unknown universal god, and only Dr. Bright knows it's still here.

  • @ashleighstratmann7783
    @ashleighstratmann7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I still say the crosstest with 835 is why the O5 refuse to try SCP-169 or SCP-3000 on 682

  • @troodss
    @troodss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was thinking, if SCP-682 is not dying when you try to kill it, Wouldnt that mean that if you try to Heal it and fully regenarate, using some sort of healing item, it would die due to healing or the healing item would heal its body to the point it would be possible to kill it

  • @Theodorerockingchair
    @Theodorerockingchair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If i had 2 dollars every time the SCP foundation tries to kill SCP-682, i would be a millionaire rn.

  • @kingofturtles6343
    @kingofturtles6343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I have some ideas to defeat 682. SCP 158, the soul extractor, could make the situation better. First idea: extract the soul, them wait. Eventually it would probably regrow it's soul be it's worth a shot. Second idea: take out 682's souls and change its personality to be more docile. Hopefully the changes stick. Third idea: take out it's soul and replace it with a different soul (preferably one of not too much importance). Then monitor it over the course of a few days. Hopefully the soul doesn't revert back to one like 682 but know the hard to destroy reptile, but something tells me it won't be this easy

    • @harishuskic7270
      @harishuskic7270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because there's more to that story. The story is 682 is really the stead one of the 4 horsemen. Guess which one. Yup death. And the little girl is death. Think about it she causes everyone around her to kill each other off and if u touch her you die. And if you put them two together eventually they will realize who she is as she gets older and gains her memory of being a 4 horsemen. There's already a part one of this story line on another scp TH-cam series where they had just escaped and asap 682 evolved into a itself with white feathers and wings and went to rescue his little girl and they broke out of containment together. Waiting for part 2 still.

    • @maxellduh7994
      @maxellduh7994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harishuskic7270 if you remember it plz share the link. Look very interesting

  • @Fidd1ez
    @Fidd1ez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    love the content you guys produce and this video was amazing as well!

  • @underrated1524
    @underrated1524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Somehow you managed to miss out on the key detail as to why the Gate Guardian didn't solve the problem of 682. After the fight, the Gate Guardian used its compulsion powers to order Foundation agents thusly: "REMOVE."

  • @Saturns_Crystals
    @Saturns_Crystals 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 🤩

  • @weeb535
    @weeb535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    At this point 682 would get suspicious if they DIDN'T try to kill him. A suspicious 682 is a deadly 682.

    • @f1zzMsm
      @f1zzMsm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how in the parades at Tokyo Disneyland’s NTT DoCoMo float just follows the finale float without a care in the world 😊

    • @aidanpalmer4720
      @aidanpalmer4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok but what does that have to do with anything fizzel?

  • @Einsteinium.
    @Einsteinium. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    instead of shooting 682's eyes out during the 173 cross-tests, why dont they just turn off the lights as well?

    • @kingkidtmgaming
      @kingkidtmgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DO. NOT. BY. ALL. MEANS. FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. GOD. NO.

    • @itzgamer21
      @itzgamer21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      682 might create a powerful light source and stare at 173 anyways.

    • @bobbybobby325
      @bobbybobby325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they'd better have a wall between them and 173 if they do that

    • @kid_toucher
      @kid_toucher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh animals see through dark.

    • @AstralArbourSys
      @AstralArbourSys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kid_toucher what.

  • @allinairhanson6886
    @allinairhanson6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Methinks that SCP 682 has a cognithazardous effect making any who know about it to strongly desire it’s demise

  • @monkeynavyseal3958
    @monkeynavyseal3958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the IKEA Staff we’re just like nope nope nope fuck that take him back

  • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
    @luisemoralesfalcon4716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That is like a normal Tuesday for him.

  • @ashleighstratmann7783
    @ashleighstratmann7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I still question the sanity of whoever came up with the idea of pouring 1361 on 682. Seriously, both have adaptability abilities that let them take on traits deemed useful/needed. What did you guys expect?
    Although it did bring up a good question: did 1361 take on 682's traits or did 682 take on 1361's traits?

    • @stablecookie1214
      @stablecookie1214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s what I said, but no those doctors said this might work and yea they died

  • @NotrealR9
    @NotrealR9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Scp-702 is the literal embodiment of the trade offer meme”
    Best sentence of this channel is right above this text

  • @Aeris052
    @Aeris052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The moment the foundation find a way to create new world and use them as backup world for humanity is like where insane cross test will happen

  • @4thhorsemen404
    @4thhorsemen404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like the fact they keep trying and failing..... it's makes it off the chain interesting. Why not get a cell to develop into it's own twin and see if one is stronger then the other

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Youre idea to extinguish a fire there is essentially to start a second fire.

    • @darkshepherd3126
      @darkshepherd3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fighting fire with fire

    • @froge7986
      @froge7986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No seeing it basically be unkillable is boring. It like when you were a kid and you would do imaginary fights and the other kid would refuse to die.

    • @karinarose5512
      @karinarose5512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emetanti But consider: the fires die out when there is nothing left to burn
      ...I'll see myself out

    • @AntoLol-vf7jl
      @AntoLol-vf7jl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karinarose5512 yeah but you had to remember what that fire is burning on.

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    So many of these seem to 'almost' work. Maybe schedule the tests rapid fire, one after another?

  • @domino-vi6ns
    @domino-vi6ns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, there might be something that can kill it. An SCP that “un-SCPs” other anomalies. Basically just turning it into a normal version of itself. 096? Becomes a guy with anxiety and facial dysmorphia. 173? Just some creepy ass statue. And what happens to SCP 682? You get a pet lizard that you can literally step on to kill. The effects can last as long as this new SCP isn’t destroyed, or it can last forever. Doesn’t matter since as soon as 682 is killed in its gecko form, it’s dead forever. Atomize it and there’s no chance of return.

    • @hewitt2005
      @hewitt2005 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s more likely 682 would regenerate

  • @bingbongdingdong867
    @bingbongdingdong867 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Thankfully just like everything else that comes out of an IKEA box, 682 had a hard time putting himself back together." I laughed unreasonably hard

  • @johnslade9751
    @johnslade9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You need to hit it constantly with different SCP & weapons, it's Darwin from X-men but with extra steps.

  • @BuzzBuzzVr130
    @BuzzBuzzVr130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Video idea: what life was like before the scp foundation was a thing, what was it like?
    With so many scp’s roaming the earth there had to have been some problems

    • @chrisdupuis2523
      @chrisdupuis2523 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a theory that some of the SCP's were more benign or just kept to themselves before groups like the Foundation or GOC started imprisoning or destroying them.
      There's also a whole lot of examples of humans in the past using Magic, Thaumaturgy, and other things, sometimes entire nations doing so. I believe that by removing and actively covering up the anamolous that they've actually made it MORE dangerous due to then also suppressing the knowledge mankind needs to defeat them.
      Think about it, would you rather live in a world where you know about it's horrors and can plan accordingly or use magic and stuff of that nature to defend yourself or live in a world where you're completely ignorant of such things and are defenseless against them.
      So I personally think it's a combination of different GOI's antagonizing anamolous items and creatures combined with enforced ignorance that's made these things so much more dangerous in present times then they were in the past when these things were well known and humanity as a whole had access to anamolous weapons and tactics of their own.

    • @BuzzBuzzVr130
      @BuzzBuzzVr130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisdupuis2523 holy... good theory

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It depends on which universe/canon you're looking at. One of my favorites was that The Church of The Broken God and Sarkic cult once ruled their own nations, but a war between them was so crazy, it caused the Bronze Age Collapse.

  • @RealQueenBowsette
    @RealQueenBowsette 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man those boys in IKEA are really strong and very creative, haha good luck putting yourself together lol i like that one

  • @ForestDweller47
    @ForestDweller47 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This thing is the living definition of "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

  • @josegregorioferrerreyes4017
    @josegregorioferrerreyes4017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "but this is my curse for suggesting the fruit"
    Is it me, or SCP-682 defines itself as the incarnation of the sin?

    • @SCP_Wandsman13_13
      @SCP_Wandsman13_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like he planted the idea of suggesting the fruit to the serpent.

    • @sbeveloaf1120
      @sbeveloaf1120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SCP_Wandsman13_13 I think that implies he literally was the serpent.

    • @SCP_Wandsman13_13
      @SCP_Wandsman13_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sbeveloaf1120 But the serpent is a separate entity that controls the Wanderer's Library and is wildly different from 682.

    • @sbeveloaf1120
      @sbeveloaf1120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SCP_Wandsman13_13 Juts because an entity is called a serpent doesn't make it the serpent of Eden.

    • @SCP_Wandsman13_13
      @SCP_Wandsman13_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sbeveloaf1120 the serpent from the library got banned from SCP 2746 for telling man to eat the apples

  • @BriarLeaf00
    @BriarLeaf00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    682 is great because it's like the sum of all human fears about the world around them. An unkillable, crocodilian like monster. I think we are preprogrammed on an almost genetic level to fear such creatures, as they hunted our ancestors in the rivers of Africa. Like deep memory stuff.

  • @HansGotZePanzerfaust
    @HansGotZePanzerfaust 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the fact that the budgie is still kept

  • @goodbyejojo7198
    @goodbyejojo7198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    right so I actually had an idea of a termination attempt for 682 and it involves the "touch it and die" objects. Now before you just throw it off that it'll adapt I had an idea of instead of using one you use multiple if not all in hopes that there so many different things attack the very cells of 682 that while the body tries to adapt to say 734's ability it will be unable to adapt to 409 meaning 409 can cause more damage only for 682 to start adapting to that only just for another anomaly to go uneffected and so on and so on

  • @AgentKryos
    @AgentKryos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What cross test would you all consider?

  • @Amelia-xb2qu
    @Amelia-xb2qu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do you think the hard to kill reptile ever just gives the foundation red harings to mess with them?
    I know its something I would do that if I was him and an organization kept trying to kill me with methods that only get more painful each time I'd probably mess with them as a way to pass the time till I can escape and go on a genocidal rampage (not that I'd kill Irl I just know he is going to kill as many as possible)
    Also what if they did the one with the neck snapping statue but filter something that makes people sneeze
    I hear its impossible to keep your eyes open when sneezing so while 682 will probably adapt there will probably be a person who pushed for it to be approved for the pure reason of just wanting to see someone do it even if its a gaint homicidal lizard

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like something Dr bright would do… either him or cleft

    • @Amelia-xb2qu
      @Amelia-xb2qu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acerune8378 I have no response I can think of its currently 3:55 and I have gotten no sleep after youtube sucked me in....
      I should probably sleep now 😅

  • @ashtonw5985
    @ashtonw5985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep him in perpetual motion in something like a “blender” so as to never give him a chance to regenerate

  • @jordanzazulak4375
    @jordanzazulak4375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a thought. The was to get rid of scp 682 may possibly only be scp 000 except no one is supposed to know of it, and so the reveal of scp 000 to erase this lizard from relatity would ultimately be fatal as well. That's because something that is nothing cant be nothing when someone has seen it or mentioned it. That's why it can't be used to dispatch of any nasty scps.
    (I'm talking about the couple of hectares of land that consist of absolutely nothing, and anything that enters ceases to exist)

  • @jamaelwilliams8677
    @jamaelwilliams8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In every attempt the foundation makes 682 is just sitting back😂 good try but you'll never beat me

  • @xdr22
    @xdr22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A good way to contain him would be to find a scp that can cut pieces of something without killing it. Like Sticky fingers ability in Jojo, then you can put all of thoses harmless pieces in differents boxes. The fact that it doesn't harm him shouldn't activate his plot armor and simply make a better mesure of containement.

    • @phoenixwright8364
      @phoenixwright8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then every piece would grow into an individual SCP-682, because SCP-682 logic.

    • @xdr22
      @xdr22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phoenixwright8364 probably, but it would be a big bullshit plot armor, because the same thing happened when he went to the Ikea and those pieces didn't grew into tiny 682s.
      The mains circumvention my method uses is that it doesn't harm 682 to begin with, also the pieces are still connected to each other.
      Let's not forget that this reptile is constantly put into an acid bath and he didn't grew a full imunity to it.

    • @phoenixwright8364
      @phoenixwright8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Big Bullshit Plot Armour" - AND THAT, my friend, is the entire point.

    • @xdr22
      @xdr22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I fucking knew you'd say that I FUCKING KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT, i was writing this at 7 AM in the bus and was like "... He gun' say big bullshit plot armor innit ?"

    • @phoenixwright8364
      @phoenixwright8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayup. Big bullshit plot armour, sir.

  • @itsyaboicringetop
    @itsyaboicringetop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What if you put all the SCPs that almost worked together, or one by one, and see if that works?

  • @png767
    @png767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Foundation: Meet your death, lizard.
    SCP-682: try me

  • @artix88888
    @artix88888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So basically what I understand the beginning...he is the snake who suggested the forbidden fruit to Adam, and Eve. The other part that seems to be proof is thay he knows where real Garden is at as well that SCP 001 isn't the real Gaurdian. 👀 I'm curious if they will release more info on that.

    • @Vegetafan756
      @Vegetafan756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      in one of the SCP tales, it turns out it is an incarnation of Satan. One of his children. Specifically Scarlet King’s.

  • @_Noul
    @_Noul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scp 6999 "The pie god"
    And "The church of the food"
    (Edit) If you want more information just ask.

  • @shadensscrosswell8211
    @shadensscrosswell8211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find hilarious that the Ikea workers dismembered him and tossed him out so easily XD

  • @Kombatfuzz
    @Kombatfuzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One possible way you might be able to exterminate scp 682 is by writing “Obliterate all of scp 682” in scp 001 the record

  • @haybaleanimations2758
    @haybaleanimations2758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's funny how the foundation thinks this thing is stupid enough to die despite it clearly knowing what it's doing.

  • @HappyGingerWolf
    @HappyGingerWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whoever animated 15:53 really didn't understand what was going on

  • @pixelboy2534
    @pixelboy2534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i watched it and had an idea how to kill it. just take the killing fluid of the machine, put it in a tank so it stads about a centimer high and use a hydraulic press to get every part of 682s body eventually covered

  • @redpie32
    @redpie32 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the ikea staff just went "nope not happening, absolutely not happening, we hate you so much we will show you the exit and we will even bring you to the exit"

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best part about 682, and why its my favourite, is how purely simple it is.
    Large and powerfull, inginitely adaptive to the level of plot rewriting, and intelligent.
    Simple.
    Deadly.
    Impossible to destroy

  • @toast6375
    @toast6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we just leave scp 682 alone, not in universe, but on these videos it’s so bland, and when compared to other tests uncreative (no fault to the authors of course)

  • @jared5179
    @jared5179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first one gave me chills

  • @TheBigFormerlyPurpleT
    @TheBigFormerlyPurpleT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If scp 682 has no night vision, then turning the lights off in the containment chamber with the statue would allow it to continue its work, but even with night vision, if no light can reach its eyes or reflect off the statue, it could likely yield the same effect. Unless 682 adapts bioluminescent bone matter, and then it would crack like a glowstick

  • @Vampire_EGirl
    @Vampire_EGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    An idea on how to terminate 682:
    The unstable vortex from a Stargate.
    Since it can vaporize almost anything it comes to contact with, it’s worth a shot

    • @Vegetafan756
      @Vegetafan756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      worth a shot
      682 has come back from literally nothing tho

  • @burntspud7466
    @burntspud7466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Its your problem now, suckazzz" has to be my favorite note from other realities.

  • @charliethe_fish3992
    @charliethe_fish3992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way 3008 just said “I don’t want him so you got put him back together”

  • @MTF.TAU5..Bob.
    @MTF.TAU5..Bob. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ikea staff: our newest product which we are now giving a sample to the SCP foundation "SCP 682 Collection"
    -some self assembly required -

  • @senseistellar8528
    @senseistellar8528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think theres something you can do. you can use scp-999 to calm it down use its adaptability and materials its made of to make armor and weapons then use every scp to steal their abilities for a long time or forever then make something that can decrease the time of adaptability like ikea then separate its body parts inside different dimensions

  • @aidensypolt
    @aidensypolt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea: SCP 682 vs all other Scp and the Foundation.

  • @sheepman6785
    @sheepman6785 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have two ideas 1. They could split 682 into multiple parts and contain them separately so they pose much less of a threat 2. They could use the downgrade gun but make someone who wants to see everyone die use it to turn the monster into a less powerful one that might be killable

  • @yogurt7918
    @yogurt7918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like to imagine that during When Day Breaks 682 would be fine and probably enjoy it.

  • @Deslynshorts
    @Deslynshorts ปีที่แล้ว

    ur vids are nice dude

  • @dastardlyruby74737
    @dastardlyruby74737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:45 bruh the way he said if it spots that damn Lizzard just made me laugh

  • @aroncrimeTV
    @aroncrimeTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For some reason with the one with Dr Bright I can't stop imagining 682 with a chainsaw cannon XD

  • @xeji4348
    @xeji4348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny how the Ikea was like,
    "This ain't ours, here ya go"

  • @TheOriginalJphyper
    @TheOriginalJphyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    According to the SCP-6001 file, it turns out the only thing capable of killing SCP-682 is another SCP-682 (or at least the only thing capable of doing so without also killing everything else in existence along with it).

  • @The-Arctic-Circle
    @The-Arctic-Circle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it is hilarious the random things that are scp

  • @TrunksrocksIII
    @TrunksrocksIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ryuji: wish you, people, luck with destroying that undead dragon

  • @prismatixthehumanperson6184
    @prismatixthehumanperson6184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would like to read the new book 826 made on the battle of 682. A 200 page epic battle would be great inspiration for creative writing.