SCP Dating Game

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  • The SCP Dating Game introduces the pros and cons of dating some of the SCP Foundation's most anomalous bachelor and bachelorette entities.
    SCPs included in this video: SCP 096 , SCP 1867 , SCP 1471 , SCP 2396 , SCP 049 , Scarlet King , SCP 507 , SCP 953 , SCP 347 , SCP 343 , SCP 2430 , SCP 682 , SCP 527 , SCP 054 , SCP 082 , SCP 662 , SCP 352 , SCP 106 , SCP 1879 , SCP 2094 , SCP 056 , SCP 303 , SCP 2800 , SCP 136 , SCP 2030 , SCP 173 , Dr Bright , SCP 999
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    Narrated by / hitherehunter
    Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from www.scp-wiki.net and its authors.
    The SCP Dating Game is based on the following SCPs:
    SCP-096 by Dr Dan: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-1867 by Djoric: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-1471 by LurkD: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-2396 by kinchtheknifeblade: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-049 by Gabriel Jade & Djkaktus: scp-wiki.wikid...
    Scarlet King by Tufto: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-507 by Anonymous: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-953 by DrClef: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-347 by agatharights: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-343 by Unknown Author: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-2430 by MrWrong: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-682 by Dr Gears & Epic Phail Spy: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-352 by Dr Gears: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-106 by Dr Gears: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-1879 by azzleflux: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-2094 by PeppersGhost: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-056 by Lt Masipag: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-303 by AJAlkaline: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-2800 by weizhong: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-136 by kabu: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-2030 by PeppersGhost: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-173 by Moto42: scp-wiki.wikid...
    Dr Bright by AdminBright: scp-wiki.wikid...
    SCP-999 by
    #scpexplained #scp #animation

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  • @a_donut
    @a_donut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    682: “YOU’RE DISGUSTING! AND YOU’RE DISGUSTING! AND YOU-
    -you’re comin’ with me, handsome.”

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to organize any manner of dating game show."

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not surprising 😂

    • @a.o.e7168
      @a.o.e7168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm not surprise too

    • @a.o.e7168
      @a.o.e7168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why must you hurt me in this way.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jackbright6290 They can't do anything other than just make a new restricions anyways
      THEY CAN'T STOP YOU

  • @hanro50
    @hanro50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "I think I can recall this...can I have some more amnesics? I have vague memories of SCP speed dating...I don't want to recall the date I had with SCP 049..."
    -Doctor Bright, probably.

  • @demondragonshi5161
    @demondragonshi5161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    If the next “Dr. Bright isn’t allowed” video isn’t the Speed Dating one then I’ll be disappointed

    • @Red_Ryry
      @Red_Ryry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And they promptly unlist this video, leaving it as a link in the description of the dr bright video

    • @rylandtappe-inglis6325
      @rylandtappe-inglis6325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sad part is, compared to Bright, every relationship is speed dating 😭

    • @entity_2452
      @entity_2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Its already in the list. Ive seen it. Quote “doctor bright is not allowed too do spc speed dating. It was a bad idea from the beginning were not doing it again”

    • @konradnowacki7279
      @konradnowacki7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Channel shouldn't be allowed to show 2030s eyes!

    • @cetoledo4262
      @cetoledo4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll be too.I love dr.bright.

  • @LordDoom10
    @LordDoom10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    Rule 38 of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do:
    SCP speed dating never happened. Any one who claims to remember such an event should report to Site Command for administration of Class A amnesiac.

    • @demondragonshi5161
      @demondragonshi5161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Yes, looking for this, was going to post it if couldn’t.

    • @memeboi1245
      @memeboi1245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      not anymore

    • @ThrillSeeker3524
      @ThrillSeeker3524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Did he try hooking up with 953?

    • @Takodachi-di4bj
      @Takodachi-di4bj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hey I’m practicing remembering the rules for Dr Bright (thanks for refreshing me on Rule 38 btw!) but could ya refresh me on Rule 34 of Dr Bright?

    • @scp_67
      @scp_67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Takodachi-di4bj rule 34 Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge anyone to a duel, and then give them SCP-572.

  • @hitherehunter
    @hitherehunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Any time I can break out the announcer voice you know it’s gonna be a great episode.
    E N J O Y

    • @compendiumphenomicinquiry9438
      @compendiumphenomicinquiry9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That was *amazing* thank you hunter

    • @compendiumphenomicinquiry9438
      @compendiumphenomicinquiry9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also I'm subscribed to your channel *limenade*

    • @memecrusader_2123
      @memecrusader_2123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey hunter, I love your content. Ik it sounds generic and ik you've probably already heard it before but your content is what cheers me up when I'm down. Ive been going through a lot of stress with relationship problems, family issues, and school. But your content always cheers me up. I doubt you'll see this but I just wanted to say thanks

    • @SpaceDuckQuack
      @SpaceDuckQuack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're a saint

    • @HybridTree
      @HybridTree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My man, I must know… who would YOU date from this list 👀

  • @mcmychemicalromance
    @mcmychemicalromance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Just imagine that the scp counsel actually decides to try and get d-class to flirt with the Anomalies and see what happens. “For science!”

    • @melvinfranco2142
      @melvinfranco2142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Bright: What are the results?
      Me: Everyone's dead.
      Bright: Oh... Well, whoops.

    • @registeredtriangle9129
      @registeredtriangle9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And what happens if some horrible scps get in the mood with some smooth jazz in the background?

    • @melvinfranco2142
      @melvinfranco2142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They go insane.

    • @Yzrch
      @Yzrch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dammit Dr. Bright

    • @tolo4762
      @tolo4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Now this looks like a job for me"

  • @gamingartbeasts
    @gamingartbeasts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This is weird, but I realize that's the whole purpose of SCPs.

  • @Indonator
    @Indonator ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That feeling when you think it was dr. Bright's idea
    I was hoping SCP-035 will also be on the list

  • @SpaceDuckQuack
    @SpaceDuckQuack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Wow, 1867 is such a distinguished gentleman that certainly knows how to treat a lad/lady/unknown entity.... but unfortunately my heart belongs to that tall, dark, handsome dilf the Scarlet King.

  • @nerysghemor5781
    @nerysghemor5781 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The dimension hopping guy probably WOULD be really super interesting especially since he's generally sane as far as we know, and that can't be said about all SCPs.

  • @iamstuckinikea9987
    @iamstuckinikea9987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    SCP-999 isn't a bachelor, he is the "pet" that you love more than anything in this world. I mean seriously he is basically a blob with the personality of an ordinary puppy.

  • @alexanderberry1665
    @alexanderberry1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    All fun and games until 682 actually manages to get into a successful healthy relationship with someone or something besides hate and death.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If that was possible

    • @O--bl9ve
      @O--bl9ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YEAH HE EITHER GOT REALITY WARPED, MIND MANIPULATED OR PLAYING WITH OUR MIND!

  • @notabard
    @notabard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "But, come on, you can change him!" is a phrase that some of my friends take WAY too seriously. >:(
    (And some of their exes are just as cold-blooded and disdainful as 682, but you didn't hear it from me.)

    • @notabard
      @notabard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (Don't even get me started with some of their interactions with 056. I'd kill for them to finally commit to someone nicer, like the Scarlet King.)

  • @drkondraki7422
    @drkondraki7422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh, Jack, I'm really looking forward to ser overseers announcment about THIS one.
    Wasn't there one before just so much alike it? I don't remember really, but I feel like there was something around dating and our annomalies at once.

  • @MedVZ
    @MedVZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:08 I HAD THE WRONG IDEA

    • @catbarf7198
      @catbarf7198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤨📸

    • @RedFrown
      @RedFrown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤨🤨📸📸

    • @q625l6
      @q625l6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caught in 4k🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸

  • @khod1283
    @khod1283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The foundation: we'll let you date our scp's
    Me: I"lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk!

  • @victorrobinson993
    @victorrobinson993 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’d be take 049. I want to ask him lots of biology questions and chill with him. As long as he wears gloves.

  • @emix3146
    @emix3146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Taking the "it's complicated" relationship status to a whole new level

  • @josiahriesen3006
    @josiahriesen3006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dr. Bight, we told you the SCP Dating Game wasn't allowed!
    Edit: Goddamit Bright! Don't make us put you in a box and then forget about it!

    • @Tyleregor4588
      @Tyleregor4588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Kain "Pathos" Crow organised this. Why? I don't know.

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn't me this time, I swear!

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackbright6290 Ok, then why'd you be involved?
      That's too clear even for a stupid Class D

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@narrativeless404 First of all, D-class aren't all stupid. Second I wasn't actually in the studio, they probably did this as a thought experiment.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackbright6290 Yes, convince anyone else, but i am beyond Narratives
      I can even see SK and 3812 at any given time i want to
      So that i am aware that THIS was your idea, Bright
      Anyone else at the Foundation aren't that insane to make something like that
      They're literally all shaking looking at those SCPs
      And you literally don't care
      You did a staring contest with freaking 096, that's when you know that the person is literally insane (not that i blame you for that though)

  • @shadowwatcher3957
    @shadowwatcher3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Okay, now we need someone to make an SCP dating sim. Equal parts esoteric, cosmic horror and romance!

    • @themaddkittenking4939
      @themaddkittenking4939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It already does

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a game called Doki Doki Anomaly, where you can date 173, 682 or 096 in girl form

    • @mirrythewolf
      @mirrythewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone is making one on tumblr

    • @screw_a_username7491
      @screw_a_username7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amandapanda5087 what if people are attracted to peanuts though :/

    • @mythicalist
      @mythicalist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amandapanda5087 OH GOD NO

  • @dotthedot9080
    @dotthedot9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dating bright would actually be really fun I think. He's a smart dude that can be dominant, isn't gonna die suddenly and can pull off some killing pranks when he wants to, man knows his limits

  • @foxtailclips2974
    @foxtailclips2974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Let's all just give our appreciation toHunter for a sec. He's amazing at this, so many voices, so many tones. I even forget there's (usually) only Hunter through this whole channel that's voicing these. We all love Hunter here lol

  • @wafercream5682
    @wafercream5682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:43 literally "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

  • @facundochacoma6189
    @facundochacoma6189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well 096 might get to rip your heart off!
    (Quite literally)

  • @WolfDragon-iz7wq
    @WolfDragon-iz7wq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Uh yeah I think y’all forgot some bachelors and bachelorettes
    I’m talking
    That maniac dream boat 076-2 aka Abel
    His equally hot older brother 073 aka Cain
    His fairly cute collage 105 aka Iris
    A guy who just needs someone to understand him 1504 aka Joe Schmo
    A gal who can take on pretty much anything 275 aka Nadia
    A guy who just needs someone to ease the pain 203 aka Legion
    And lastly
    A guy who wants someone to remember him 1467 aka Mr. Smith
    Btw some of the supposed bachelors and bachelorettes you mentioned are already taken so you got some explaining

  • @Irish_Ian17
    @Irish_Ian17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Its episodes like this, where Hunter can just go wild and have the most fun with his voice over talent that I live for.

  • @akiprox7
    @akiprox7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "her favourite dish is liver"
    *Dirty mind activated.*

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would go with Bright just for his mischief.

  • @oscarjessvillar9892
    @oscarjessvillar9892 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    able: what about me.
    iris:😏 *looks at able*
    able: that's not human.

  • @Gabronthe
    @Gabronthe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:40 682 is apparently social if you have a sour attitude, but be warned, he isn't afraid to talk about spicey takes.

  • @ron234halt
    @ron234halt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I never laughed so hard. You finally animated the speed-dating fiasco!

  • @AllMight6
    @AllMight6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scp foundation: “Scp 2430 immortal hitter clone ha no not even we will step that low”
    Meanwhile in the next room king of death and suffering the scarlet king. Scp foundation “yep perfectly fine”

  • @MarriedMule
    @MarriedMule ปีที่แล้ว

    "But come on, you can change him." Called out for my attraction to all the red flags.

  • @Melody_Gaming64
    @Melody_Gaming64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    682 is on this list. The scarlet king is on this list. This sounds like something dr bright made

  • @drswag0076
    @drswag0076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    presenting Smash or Pass SCP edition. and with SCP-1471 the choice is definitely smash whether or not you're a furry.

  • @Irregularstickfigure1140
    @Irregularstickfigure1140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Id let 049 into my heart, not just emotionally

  • @zhaovizier7278
    @zhaovizier7278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i’d ask for Mr. Deeds, i could just ask him for a loving wife

  • @buddydixon3826
    @buddydixon3826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn scp: 1471 got me acting up

    • @WONDERLAND6005
      @WONDERLAND6005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😩😩😩

    • @buddydixon3826
      @buddydixon3826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WONDERLAND6005 need me some of skulldussy

    • @Ainavol_sans
      @Ainavol_sans 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @tomfoolery victim Did you just assume it's gender? smh.

  • @XxPuraxX
    @XxPuraxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m gonna be honest, Claudia and god are the most normal SPCs so I would choose them rather than anyone else

  • @C-und-S-39
    @C-und-S-39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think 035 would be a very good partner. After all, he can speak any language, he has a sense for romance and has a very good memory. You just have to keep in mind that he always has a body and that you are not manipulated by him.

    • @Dusky_Mqn
      @Dusky_Mqn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which one is 035

    • @C-und-S-39
      @C-und-S-39 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dusky_Mqn the mask

    • @Dusky_Mqn
      @Dusky_Mqn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@C-und-S-39 ok thanks

    • @C-und-S-39
      @C-und-S-39 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dusky_Mqn :)

  • @YUKI_AO9
    @YUKI_AO9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dr. Bright might be the safest option

  • @Hipnosans
    @Hipnosans ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro is gonna be the 8th bride of the scarlet king💀

  • @crazypamela
    @crazypamela ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, now I'm curious. Given how old SCP 049 is, there must have been someone around who was interested in him, right?
    I don't see him falling for anyone because he's always working, the thought probably never crossed his mind.
    Its just a random thought.

  • @Aceattorneyaceattprney
    @Aceattorneyaceattprney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *I'M TAKING THE FISH HEAD AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!*

  • @sleepyjoe1942
    @sleepyjoe1942 ปีที่แล้ว

    *brings in lord Blackwell*
    Literally nobody: would you love me if I was a snail?

  • @madaraisbetteethannarutohe8136
    @madaraisbetteethannarutohe8136 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The sales pitch is killer

  • @vexile1239
    @vexile1239 ปีที่แล้ว

    If 2430 was true to the base (he had an extremely deep baritone of a voice in normal conversation) I wouldn't mind chatting with him

  • @LadyAndromeda1234
    @LadyAndromeda1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If we're ignoring impending death, I'll take the plague doctor... or the lizard just to see what the hell would happen

  • @hurricane468
    @hurricane468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:40 Very nice

  • @this.isabucket
    @this.isabucket 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scp-049: are you sure?
    "Come on.. *t o u c h i t"*

  • @KikidontIoveyou
    @KikidontIoveyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    See notification I click

    • @RCook_23
      @RCook_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      U first bro

    • @mrtree8805
      @mrtree8805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RCook_23 I don’t think he cares

    • @RCook_23
      @RCook_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrtree8805 it was adding to his joke lol

    • @mrtree8805
      @mrtree8805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RCook_23 oh sorry

    • @RedFrown
      @RedFrown 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh no bright what have you done

  • @rmhminiman
    @rmhminiman ปีที่แล้ว

    This fell in the playlist for me to watch morning of February 14th 2023 when I was feeling alone. Now I’m legit alone. Thanks scp explained 💔🥲👍

  • @Vender02
    @Vender02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    They totally miss some character who could get into the dating show. Abel, Gorefield, Teenage Cthulhu, The Possessive Mask are just a few examples.

    • @snailinashell
      @snailinashell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh god some people simp for the possessive mask, but yea I was expecting him to get on the list especially cause it's been recorded him being flirty

    • @strwbrry._.daydream
      @strwbrry._.daydream 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was expecting to have abel here actually

    • @dragonloverlord
      @dragonloverlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@snailinashell I can hear it now "A toxic relationship that just can't last" yep nothing questionable there.

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, those are nice, but everyone knows that scp 999 is the best bachelor, hands down.

    • @dragonloverlord
      @dragonloverlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@evangonzalez7732 I hear what you're saying but having a relationship that might actually be emotionally healthy is not exactly the first thing I'd imagine doing In an organization that "fixes" trauma with mind erasing amnestics just saying.

  • @alschain7231
    @alschain7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    The Scarlett King being a dilf is something I’d never thought would cross my mind

    • @stardust.7507
      @stardust.7507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      OH. MY. GOSH.

    • @crmmy19
      @crmmy19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Daddy material that could end creation ❤️✨😆

    • @juliansoria7733
      @juliansoria7733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I mean, considering his lore and the bullshit he does, is fitting

    • @urmomssidechicklol
      @urmomssidechicklol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ayo

    • @MalwareConsent
      @MalwareConsent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LMAOOOO

  • @marysmile1603
    @marysmile1603 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Narrator: "Dr. Bright has severe trauma."
    Dr. Bright in the video: *vibing*

    • @lenidoesstuff69
      @lenidoesstuff69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That is his personality

  • @mirandanova4735
    @mirandanova4735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    "The Scarlet King is a DILF" is not a thought I was expecting to have today

  • @TheCyborgLord
    @TheCyborgLord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I like to imagine after Dr Bright was banned from hosting SCP speed dating they would do something like this while thinking they never said anything about dating game shows.

    • @Livi-chan435-xq6vy
      @Livi-chan435-xq6vy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes true also the foundation may have problems with people asking to date their favourite scp
      One of those people is me because I just want a date with scp 076-2

  • @crem-crem4070
    @crem-crem4070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Dr Bright is the only truly acceptable answer on this list. He’s such a freaking mad lad and I’m here for the chaos he brings to everything and everyone.
    I will help him get that super rare Pokémon card

    • @blu.draigon
      @blu.draigon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well hope you have ten human souls to give him

    • @knitt_whitt
      @knitt_whitt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@blu.draigon should be easy enough to get. They’re laying around everywhere after all

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knitt_whitt Dr. Bright could just take ur own body at any moment and that's the end

    • @lbhersch1556
      @lbhersch1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he is also the only actual human

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lbhersch1556 He is actually not since his consciousness is in that medalion
      He's basically SCP-963 now

  • @pearshaped720
    @pearshaped720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    I'm really surprised that Cassy (SCP-085) didn't make it on the show with a line about her never thinking you're too shallow, when she is 2D.

    • @CaptainMichaelJCaboose
      @CaptainMichaelJCaboose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'll take the 096 option

    • @Hopperthejumper
      @Hopperthejumper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its just paper

    • @spec5081
      @spec5081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scp 3090

    • @AmrElkatary
      @AmrElkatary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also scp 811 swamp woman deserve a chance

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d love to date her: she needs the love and support. I’d hug her if I could.

  • @Magical_LizardWizard
    @Magical_LizardWizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If you're blind then maybe dating the shy guy is perfect for you

  • @neopolitan6918
    @neopolitan6918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    *brings in Hitler*
    "Kidding! Even we wouldn't stoop that low."
    *brings in the hateful, immortal, perpetually acid soaked lizard*
    Seems reasonable

    • @manedwolfwithagmailaccount1478
      @manedwolfwithagmailaccount1478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Lizard kinda cute tho

    • @neopolitan6918
      @neopolitan6918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @maned wolf with a gmail account ehhhhh......

    • @pimpongtarunakemayoran7886
      @pimpongtarunakemayoran7886 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Green mesa worse then a immortal hatefull lizard who hate life its self and want it destroyd

    • @mig6789
      @mig6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Lizard doesn't discriminate, he hates all humans equally

    • @eravern
      @eravern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@mig6789 true

  • @Chimeofabell
    @Chimeofabell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    The main voice actor of this channel is really talented, like seriously he does so many voices, it's so cool to see him go from monotone and professional to dating show host.

    • @North_wood
      @North_wood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hunter is very good at his job
      We all love him

    • @the_initial0
      @the_initial0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I agree

    • @MORNINGSTAR827
      @MORNINGSTAR827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      His name is Hunter, He has a channel called Limenade.

    • @the_initial0
      @the_initial0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MORNINGSTAR827 cool I didn't know that yet I watch limenade lol

    • @crashyt7171
      @crashyt7171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go to his meme channel called limeanade

  • @karinemaltais6035
    @karinemaltais6035 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    049's part got me rolling
    -"and if you want him to heal you more, he's got his magic touch!"
    LMAO

  • @anonymousmonkey9491
    @anonymousmonkey9491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    scp 999 is like a golden retriever: perfect personality, adorable...as a pet rather than a romantic partner, who the heck let 999 onto a dating show anyways?

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      DOCTOR BRIGHT

    • @catsandfriends5918
      @catsandfriends5918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I think SCP 999 just wanted to be included.

    • @impedrofr
      @impedrofr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      having him as a romantic partner would be weird since hes a lil baby goo man lil baby lil baby man you know?

    • @jellbear7003
      @jellbear7003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      imagining scp999 dating scarlet king owo

    • @jellbear7003
      @jellbear7003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@impedrofr imagining scp999 dating scarlet king owo

  • @petrmatko6628
    @petrmatko6628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    Holy shit when I thought SCP is the ONE fandom where shipping is non-existent (except for some circustamnces like the love boats), I find myself here, proven wrong xD

  • @migol15-21
    @migol15-21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I will summarize it for you, my dear users:
    096, 303: the shy ones 😉
    1867: the interesting ones 🥰
    1471, 953, 527: the furries 🤨
    2396, 049, 173 2094, 2800, 2094: the cosplayers 🤔
    001 The Scarlet King: my sugar daddy 😎
    507: the traveler 😗
    347: the one with great sense of humor ☺
    2430: Mein Fuhrer 😳
    682: the sadomasochist 😈
    054, 056, 136: the dominatrix 🙈
    2030: the eccentric 🙄
    999: just beautiful 🤩
    352: the cougar 😏
    1879, Mr Deeds: the hardworking man 🤑
    106, 343, 082 and Dr Bright: the tasty old men 🥵🥵

    • @gigglingfetusfqrt
      @gigglingfetusfqrt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah 2340 is the one nobody choose

    • @rea7207
      @rea7207 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stalin would lol

  • @yt20244account
    @yt20244account 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    And that's how I fell in love with a hard to kill reptile.

    • @wonderdakka
      @wonderdakka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sounds like an anime title, or a weird romcom book

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      _because it is_

    • @thefellainyella7535
      @thefellainyella7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @Dumbaxxi
      @Dumbaxxi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And that's how I fell in love with a plague doctor

    • @carrion8752
      @carrion8752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s the only reason I even like SCP. I’m not a furry (that’s a lie) but… I would plow him like a cornfield.

  • @abay5258
    @abay5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I see Dr Bright is at it again. Making a dating show for the scps. Knowing his love for dating shows and pranks this is definitely his doing

  • @marceloasensiofilho3833
    @marceloasensiofilho3833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    The Crazy Videos on this channel are the best tbh. It is way too much fun, the Chaos is way too interesting.

  • @anahmaddox9949
    @anahmaddox9949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I will forever stand by the fact that Mr. deed is the perfect partner.

  • @imaanon7224
    @imaanon7224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    I'd probably have to go with Cactus Man. He sounds like he'd be the perfect guy: kind, loving, and low-maintenance

  • @Dr.C.Shadow
    @Dr.C.Shadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    This sounds like something Dr. Bright would do...
    I'd choose SCP-999 to be my best buddy, because his abilities are pretty handy...

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @phillazarus6556
      @phillazarus6556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Rule 38 of things dr bright is not allowed to do : scp speed dating never happend

    • @ranran3902
      @ranran3902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@phillazarus6556 anyone who recalls such an event are to report themselves to receive class A amnestics.

    • @scp_67
      @scp_67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      isn't scp-999 a child still?

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@scp_67 Oh, right... in that case, I'll choose 999 as my best friend

  • @Videoandme1
    @Videoandme1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Fun fact: Dr. Clef once dated SCP 173. The D-Class in attendance are still waiting for their class A amnesiacs.

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so much for rule 38.

    • @ihatethatrepairmen4255
      @ihatethatrepairmen4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dr clef kept complimenting 173 about his looks and three d classes were held at gunpoint to keep a eye on 173, I think clef is going insane

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ihatethatrepairmen4255 Dr Clef admitted that it was done to scare the d class.

    • @RM-zf4xy
      @RM-zf4xy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you send link?

    • @ihatethatrepairmen4255
      @ihatethatrepairmen4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@USELESSDCK it kinda just proved that dr bright is not the only dr involved in SCP speed dating

  • @lykanaslupus
    @lykanaslupus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "682 is ready to hate with you!"
    My best friend in hatred.

  • @tylertr
    @tylertr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    this just feels like an attempt to get rid of the dangerous SCPs

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      By getting them laid?

    • @goldenexperiencerequiem4714
      @goldenexperiencerequiem4714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean.. they did terminate the old man by getting him laid

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @GOOFYgoober112
      @GOOFYgoober112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tikialia what did they comment its deleted

    • @goldenexperiencerequiem4714
      @goldenexperiencerequiem4714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tikialia In the story Scp 001 EX a good boy, scp 106 gets laid and classified as terminated

  • @ladyofavalon
    @ladyofavalon ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Before I clicked on it I said "Oh great what did Dr. Bright do now?"

  • @amleshamm906
    @amleshamm906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    the guy that's dating literally every scp should be counted as an scp as well holy molly

    • @andysnider6984
      @andysnider6984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Especially if he/she/it survives all of them.

    • @ihatethatrepairmen4255
      @ihatethatrepairmen4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@andysnider6984 funfact: dr clef once dated 173 tho he kept complimenting 173 about his looks (3 dclasses were held at gunpoint it observe the statue)

    • @ihatethatrepairmen4255
      @ihatethatrepairmen4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @smxisrainpYT TBH it was just a fantasy of a 12 year old soooo

    • @ihatethatrepairmen4255
      @ihatethatrepairmen4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @smxisrainpYT you

  • @alexrecrem9094
    @alexrecrem9094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I lost it when I saw 049 sitting like that,
    Something about the image of him sitting like a refined lady is just hilarious

    • @thatszirrass9903
      @thatszirrass9903 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has a lot of education, he speaks French what’s not to love? 😉

  • @PinkLemonShark
    @PinkLemonShark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine all the kinks Mr.Deeds can do

  • @fluffytail5000
    @fluffytail5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I’d take SCP-096. I have a blindfold and I’m interested in introverts.
    _especially the deadly kind_

    • @crypticentomologist3634
      @crypticentomologist3634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Honestly? Same I just want to give him a hug ;-;

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same, he deserves a little love

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm right here /j /j /j

    • @Err0r34
      @Err0r34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel like a blind person can have a chance with 096

    • @ku_rt3630
      @ku_rt3630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      quiet kid is for u then

  • @inurokuwarz
    @inurokuwarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I like to think the Scarlet King would have an extremely dedicated and loving relationship with a Human, just to throw us for a loop.

    • @a.o.e7168
      @a.o.e7168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agreed 💯

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He does. Guess their name.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SK already metaphysically f*cked humans multiple times

    • @urboisammy2323
      @urboisammy2323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jackbright6290 Dr. Bright, are you allowed to have a TH-cam channel and talk about SCP stuff?

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@urboisammy2323 No

  • @_.camquarder._6321
    @_.camquarder._6321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everyone else while watching this: I never thought the scarlet king would be a dilf
    Me: *Mr. Deeds is a male wife*

  • @nicktwolf
    @nicktwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Dr. Bright would be fun to hang out with. I also wouldn't mind seeing if I could have a chat with the Lizard. I'm sure he has a lot of fun stories he could share about his life.

  • @1990loulou
    @1990loulou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    O5 Council: The SCP dating game NEVER NEVER happened and anyone that says otherwise should report for Amnestic treatment IMMEDIATELY

    • @surprisedgordon7786
      @surprisedgordon7786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me who's has eyes burning: I need one too

    • @Tyleregor4588
      @Tyleregor4588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me already planning to break into the foundation to befriend 682, 096, 049 and the possesive mask there is definately no SCP dating game

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well actually...

    • @1990loulou
      @1990loulou 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackbright6290 O5 Council: IT NEVER HAPPENED!

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@1990loulou I have video evidence.

  • @Dreamsarefortheweak
    @Dreamsarefortheweak ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how they're just completely ignoring the fact that some of the SCPs being contested here are practically lethal.

  • @w1ndgeneral226
    @w1ndgeneral226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "A dating game? Why would we have a dating g- *WHERE'S BRIGHT?!?!"*

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine Bright going to every D-class and asking if they're single, then making the ones that are contestants because "SCPs need love too" and the Foundation "is standing in the way of true love"

  • @atom_bomb_77
    @atom_bomb_77 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Honestly the slug one doesn’t sound bad, it sounds like the beginning of a fantasy adventure movie

  • @cclockwize
    @cclockwize 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Now I'm wondering how many scp fanfictions are gonna be created just because of this video

    • @scp_67
      @scp_67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hundreds already exists

    • @haxozr
      @haxozr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr! It’s so cursed!😂

    • @haxozr
      @haxozr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scp_67 Wait…WHAT?😱

    • @theempire8461
      @theempire8461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@haxozr it just the way the internet works

    • @cclockwize
      @cclockwize 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scp_67 I know but how many more will be made?

  • @tornado_1348
    @tornado_1348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    " Oh great another one? Let me guess, you saw the scp speed dating? yeah yeah just take these amnestics and you'll be fine "

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Dr. Bright again?"

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME FORGET!

    • @surprisedgordon7786
      @surprisedgordon7786 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: thank you the amnestics, I need to burn this from my brain and eyes tool because I'll be in big trouble if someone found about this *shrudders* dating sim

  • @daviddent5662
    @daviddent5662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Fangirl: "I love you, SCP 682!"
    SCP 682: "You find me attractive?! Dear 343 WHY?!" **Furious escaping noise*** "I RELENT! I WILL BE GOOD! JUST LEMME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!"
    Foundation Personnel: "Finally a weakness!"

    • @timothysteele7346
      @timothysteele7346 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doctor bright:BRING IN THE FAN GIRLS!
      682:NOOOOOOOOO!
      999:*grabs lever*
      682:...You wouldn't
      999:*winks*

    • @sven-maggedon
      @sven-maggedon ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you
      I will kill you
      Eh im depressed anyways…..

    • @melvinfranco2142
      @melvinfranco2142 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@timothysteele7346 He will.

  • @briannamazack1912
    @briannamazack1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can smell the inner-workings of Jack Bright rolling off this video LMAOOOO

  • @Dr.C.Shadow
    @Dr.C.Shadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    10:00 gave me another idea for a thing that Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation:
    "Dr. Bright is not allowed to organize an eating contest between Mr Hungry and Fernand the cannibal."
    It started normally but then the situation escalated when Fernand and Mr Hungry started to fight. The destruction caused by them led to a lot of containment breaches.
    Alisha N (they're in the comments below) have an idea how it went on.

    • @paulflint4620
      @paulflint4620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It took 34 courses and over 700 lbs of food each until ferndand passed out in an apparent food coma notable is the use of scp 604 which Ferdinand noted as "his old set of dining where"

    • @Doc_K
      @Doc_K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :/

    • @AlishaN-yh5nf
      @AlishaN-yh5nf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And 3/4 of the containment sight being devoured in the process and the documents not backed up on computers are now going through the digestive tracts of thees 2 scp's.....lol

    • @AlishaN-yh5nf
      @AlishaN-yh5nf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@paulflint4620 don't you mean kiloton's of food or 700b lbs

    • @paulflint4620
      @paulflint4620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlishaN-yh5nf why would a single sight have so much food

  • @Polygonetwo
    @Polygonetwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I'll take MalO. Comforting to know you'll never be alone again. Them not being murderous is also quite nice. I feel like most of the rest of the cast would get annoying or try to kill me. MalO being more the silent type means no arguments here! :D

    • @AGA-q3f
      @AGA-q3f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (sudden realization)

    • @royaleghostgg
      @royaleghostgg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here, I mean you have someone you can talk with and never leave you. I mean being stalked is a thing, so be it. But furry, hmm that.... Well she cute so forget about she is ....

    • @BearyArcticly
      @BearyArcticly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You just love furrys

    • @Insurgency_Raider
      @Insurgency_Raider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BearyArcticly they have simple desires

    • @dark_side247
      @dark_side247 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well after a certain amount of time you can touch her or him

  • @mrshimmo1
    @mrshimmo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    SCP speed dating never happened. Any one who claims to remember such an event should report to Site Command for administration of Class A amnesiac.

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need that ASAP. the nightmares are worse than that sleep killer monster

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *amnestic

  • @fromthethirdplanet
    @fromthethirdplanet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Now I am convinced that Hunter is Dr Bright.

  • @LorienInksong
    @LorienInksong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly the Water Nymph seems really nice, and she could really stand to have someone treat her right after the foundation traumatized her. I'd want to date her or Motormouth. I can't recall the name of the story (clown milk?) but he was extremely kind and dedicated to his friend, and genuinely seems like an interesting person.
    Dr. Bright seems fun but let be real no one is getting through the emotional wall that man has built.

  • @adrestiaceaser3011
    @adrestiaceaser3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "He absolutely knows everything about everything."
    343 looking at 682: "I have no idea what the fuck that thing is."

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "He's not one of mine"

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      343 can't even see 682

    • @O--bl9ve
      @O--bl9ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair, We all don't know what the fuck that thing is, Hell we don't even know how or where it got adaptation ability!

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@O--bl9ve It's Scarlet King's child

    • @O--bl9ve
      @O--bl9ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@narrativeless404 Make sense, Very.

  • @snowbelltheicewing66
    @snowbelltheicewing66 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "he spends most of his time hiding his face and crying uncontrollably in the corner of his room"
    same bro, same.