Nikko, you’ve got it completely wrong. The community does not have a crush on your assistant, they have a crush on you. Don’t take it from me. Just putting it how it is.
This guy planned all this out, small guns vs. small turkeys, big guns vs. big turkeys. Then, he got to the range and forgot to follow said script altogether 😂😂
I can see the job application to work for NIkko now. "Employee must be ok with working in and around adverse conditions. That adverse condition being Nikko."
Nikko GET RIGHT WITH TGAT ASSISTANT BRO, GET HER BRO, like, nikko, aint no way you finna let a woman like that walk in, and then not take her for yourself
Nikko, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your videos, and now this week I can watch you in twitch since im on break. Everyday I come home and im on the worst mood, but then I watch you and my day is made. Keep up your videos, rock on, have fun, be yourself.
My favourite bit was ally.. whole video was amazing and better then usual but mainly just because It had a realnhot woman in it.. also it wqs adorable her using your weapons systems and being nervous.. like dude, shes so sweet, she not gonna shoot you on purpose.. buuuuutt, accidents and be careful and stuff ya know..😂😂
6:12 That thing is RUINED!!! 6:17 That table is going through it😢 7:29-7:44 That thing is obliterated! 16:32 if it ain’t dead it ain’t happy. 17:02 SCIENCE CREATES BIG HOLE!!!!! Love your videos Nikko!!!❤
Absolutely love the gun content. Recently went from watching your videos all thru night shifts as an MP to watching all I want now that Im a civilian again. 🤣
What caliber is your favorite??
@@nikkoortiz 556 BABY!
50mg
9mm 😂
556
Matches to my D&ck
Bro figured out the secret to audience retention 😂
Hes always known hey is the best. Isn't out here asking for money just does ish to make us all laugh
The answer is SCIENCE!
Safety is number one priority accuracy is not on the list
Were u in the military ?@@nikkoortiz
@@nikkoortiz yes
Thanksgiving: what do you use for the stuffing
Niko: lead
If Deadpool had a baby, it’s Nikko
Nach deadpool is not that horny all the time
Have you ever seen barnones videos, he is definitely Deadpool jr with the gfc
Turkey was speaking taliban
😂
Bro I posted my comment then saw yours lol
Turkmenistan Turkey 👳🏾♂️🦃
Theye in the sand... and theyre speakin like the taliban
It was a sand turkey 😂
7:44 Turkey bits raining down on Nikko while he’s laughing with his mouth wide open! Nikko, hope you survived the salmonella rain! 😂
Nikko, you’ve got it completely wrong. The community does not have a crush on your assistant, they have a crush on you. Don’t take it from me.
Just putting it how it is.
We love dat army ass!
Both? can it be both?
no we have a crush on your assistant
@@willdobermanspeak for yourself
Ally is cute but Nikko is HOT AF 🥵🥵🥵😈
This guy planned all this out, small guns vs. small turkeys, big guns vs. big turkeys. Then, he got to the range and forgot to follow said script altogether 😂😂
I always free ball it!!! Lmao
@@nikkoortiz
Perhaps talk to Sheath...they might help you out with both that AND a sponsorship
@@nikkoortizfree balling for science
"dont help me help the turkey" bro is crazy
🦃
Who needs Bill Nye the science guy, when you have Nikko Ortiz, the other science guy!
Nikko the gun guy
"EVERYONES A PERVERT"
5-sec later
"look at this bussy"
Is a tussy isnt it lol
ITS THICK!
@@nikkoortiz not sure that’s what they meant by “stuffing the turkey” nikko.
@@nikkoortizDude so true, Them turkeys be thick af
Turkey was an Afghan child who was definitely armed
"Definitely armed"
yay!!!! warcrimes are fun
@@jordanharrison496O-O
Ban assault Turkeys 😂😂
I can see the job application to work for NIkko now. "Employee must be ok with working in and around adverse conditions. That adverse condition being Nikko."
I am chaos!
@@nikkoortiz😂🥰
@@nikkoortiznew merch ? “I AM CHAOS”
Love the guntube vids keep it up
0:15 I'd expect Niko to be dating a baddie. 😂
Ofcourse, niko IS a baddie
I thought it would be a man ngl
@@SibblingGaming real
That’s his assistant not gf
GOD DAMN NIKKO!!!! Protect her from the Internet
Turkey: “durka durka”
Niko: “aaAaAAAhHHhhHHhhH”
Nikko GET RIGHT WITH TGAT ASSISTANT BRO, GET HER BRO, like, nikko, aint no way you finna let a woman like that walk in, and then not take her for yourself
Just imagining Nikko explaining something he did wrong to his drill Sgt. 7:05
Ally is adorable on a whole other level.
6:45 I'm getting some reeeeeal Deadpool vibes in here. 😂
12:34. Dude started having flashbacks 😂😂
Nikko would be the coolest boss to work for all about work and having fun doing it
Why was your “ALLA” so accurate 😅😂😂
I learned that "frozen targets make less splat", SCIENCE!
13:00 you were in Mexico for a second there
I need to go buy a frozen bird…. Can tracer rounds cook a turkey 🤔?
this is actually a good idea I havent seen beforw
Probably not
Maybe use them dragon breath shotgun rounds yeah?
Science experiments
Science!
Casual background explosions 😂
Need a Nikko Ortiz + Micah Mayfield + Charlie collab ASAP
Nikko, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your videos, and now this week I can watch you in twitch since im on break. Everyday I come home and im on the worst mood, but then I watch you and my day is made. Keep up your videos, rock on, have fun, be yourself.
All this science need a tactical lab coat
5:48 justified response. the turkey was clearly reaching.
Lmfaoooo “and that’s why we gotta do all the pushups” fuckin killed me😂 (pun intended)
My favourite bit was ally.. whole video was amazing and better then usual but mainly just because It had a realnhot woman in it.. also it wqs adorable her using your weapons systems and being nervous.. like dude, shes so sweet, she not gonna shoot you on purpose.. buuuuutt, accidents and be careful and stuff ya know..😂😂
02:07 NIKKO GOT A G WAGON??
Yes it’s appeared in his previous pew pew vids
@Unknown-lj7kq oooh. I ain't ever seen it then. He doing good for himself tho ngl
My wife wants to know why your blowing holes in the turkeys😂😂😂😂
It's for air flow. Helps the turkey cook faster.😂
Screams "I'm broke!" Proceeds to shoot $20k in firearms with a G wagon in the background
That poor defenseless turkey lmao 😂
Fax
Butterball employees were filmed hard R ing the birds before they killed them. Yeah, theres video.🤢
Ally unloading 300 Blackout hell yeah!
Fortunately, the turkey did not have to go through this during its lifetime. ^^
@17:18 is my favorite
just kidding when the slo me "FBI open up" kicked in that was nice editing
"Shoot the small guns with the smaller turkeys" Nikko's science class!
😂😂😂
Hell yeah, Nikko drilling raw meat. LET'S GO!!!
I love seeing Alli get excited!!! Mag dump baby!
6:12 That thing is RUINED!!!
6:17 That table is going through it😢
7:29-7:44 That thing is obliterated!
16:32 if it ain’t dead it ain’t happy.
17:02 SCIENCE CREATES BIG HOLE!!!!!
Love your videos Nikko!!!❤
Absolutely love the gun content. Recently went from watching your videos all thru night shifts as an MP to watching all I want now that Im a civilian again. 🤣
My boi crazzii ass Nikko 😂😂😂
this takes stuffing turkeys to a new level
Alley needs a pay bump 😂
Nikko, your Navy was showing the whole video 😂
love the content, thank you for doing what you do
Best thanksgiving video
POV how Americans shred their turkeys.
Your funny like dead pool
Well.... Figure it out or you're fired! 😬😅🤣
hahahahha poor turkey YOU'RE INSANE I LOVE YOUR CONTENT
So that’s how you get the neck gizzards and liver out. Happy Thanksgiving everyone and Niko thank you for the laughs I need them
Am I gay for being subbed to Nikko?
I think so. I kinda wondered about that too! LOL
Don’t do it bro it’s not worth the risk
It’s not gay unless the tips touch
Hot damn you made your own content!
Ally’s just wondering how tf she ended up here😂
Love how Nikko goes from Navy to Coastie to Army then definitely Air Force with the “EW ITS ON ME” NIKKO IS ALL BRANCHES
More gun shit pls you are fucking awesome bro
Brandon Herrera AKG gives you a +20% to velocity and +35% to ballistic coefficient. That's science. Don't question it.
5:02 "Science!"
bruh, PSR and Nikko need to do a video together i feel both the energies would be a fucking wild videolol
Keep these gun vids up!
More to come!!!
@@nikkoortizsick!
Wow look at good guy Nikko feeding the desert wildlife! I'm sure the Condors and Vultures and Coyotes and ants appreciate it.
Those be some holy turkeys
Keeping houses safe from grease fires. Thank you for your service 🫡
SCIENCE!!!
The turkey was murdered🔫🔫☠☠
Bless Ali
Quit, Ally! Quit! Run! Don't look back!
😂
Lmfao I think the ppl in the back stopped shooting just to watch Nikko 🤣
12:10 bro your elevation is like you're trying to shoot 300 m
Swear to god
Capping and Clappin Turkey's cheeks. Happy Turkey Day Nikko.
Also Alley snorts when laughing occasionally hella cute.
🦃
Poor table
We learned today that frozen turkeys are only considered cover if they are shooting 9mm at you. Else, frozen turkeys are only concealment. 😅😂😅
Navy I’m going too stuff you up : Air Force oh fuck no
10:30 We love you Nikko, I love you as a fellow future marine and coast guard🧏🧏💁♂
2 POSTS AT ONCE?!
That other is gone lol
0:15 "Which look like ab*rted baby's" Bro Nikko you crazy with these words 😂😂😂
0:33 is that a butterball turkey?
He has what he eats. Butter balls
A Nikko/KentuckyBallistic collab would go hard
Now we know what to do if we encounter zombie frozen turkeys in the wild
Exactly !!!!
Daaaaaaaamm Nikko. Get it! It's going to be a good holiday season.
My favorite part is the salmonella facial...Lol, keep up the content. 😂😂😂
This was absolutely ridiculous. More please.
nikko: quit lookin at her. ally:DIE TURKY!!!. quite irresistible
The animals out there ate GOOD after y’all left!!
How Nikko Ortiz stuffs the turkeys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I liked the AK one and I love the gun videos and have a good thanksgiving
That suppressor for the 300 blackout works really well
My favorite science channel!
Good video as always man. ❤💚💚❤ Consensual turkey touching? lol
Nikko singing Backstreet Boys made my day 😂
Your energy gives me energy dude.
Bro that AK did WORK!
If Deadpool and Jesse Pinkman had a lovechild that would be Nikko!
I think I could watch you doing chores and you would still find a way to make it funny and entertaining
7.62 and Turkeys together 😘😘 That’s hard AF!