You know, I actually already Play matchless Kung Fu. The translation can be kinda jank, but it's pretty cool over all. And the recent changes means that an old master can defeat a young prodigy, if built right (where as previously, having the right bloodline made you almost untouchable.) Mind you, Karma's still make a pretty big difference. My only real complaint is that, once you get to a certain level of power, it's hard to find peers to test yourself against who won't just Axe you if you lose a spar. THe master of the Sword school in particular is rather merciless. Here is hoping they work Gu into something worth using, as well as the poison based martial art. (not that poison isn't useful- as a status effect tied to a weapon- but the Martial art dedicated to it is *terrible*.)
Wanting to protect your sister from marrying a creepy dude with an even creepier mom is a noble motive. It's a shame that it was his secondary motivating factor, with the primary being in his pants.
@@TheCrimsonRevenger Honestly it would've been more honest and on-brand if they just went full edge and left is as a "going full Targaryen" thing. It would narratively fit the game. The intro cinematic starts with pregnant women and babies being sacrificed in a demonic ritual, there's a brothel operated by a necromancer (yes, that implication is exactly what you think), the first boss of the game is a cannibal madman using blood magic derived from corpses he devours in front of Cairon and Calandra etc. etc. So I don't get why they even bothered to go with the "not actually blood-related"-cop out. 🤣
@@HauklingurI love how you commented that like it’s a gotcha but it’s legit rare to come up with RPGs with actual incest as a plot point; so honestly you just exposed yourself more than anything. Like at best, it’s all German games like Ring: Legend of the Nibelungen which is based on the Wagner opera and the legend the opera is based on that involves a pair of siblings having a son to avenge their clan.
@Deusaga i would. I can spend the rest of my life replaying those old and flawed yet fun games. If any AAA developers want my money, they gotta earn it.
I unironically love this game, and think the incest thing should've just been actual, full-on "doing the Targaryen." The game is so damn edgy anyway that the incest cop-out seems actually lame tone-wise. There's already pregnant women and babies sacrificed to a demon in the damn _intro cinematic,_ a necromancer running a brothel with questionably _"living"_ women, the first boss of the game is an insane cannibal who uses blood magic he derives from gorging on flesh from humanoid corpses... _Uh, yeah._ The edge is the damn point of the narrative, and they decided to just randomly dull it at one specific point, for no valid reason. 🤣
There is more magic in the prologue than there is in half of the actual tabletop rpg ... its weird... it has all the names and the setting but it feels like a stitched up corpse of the Dark Eye, rly.
I found your channel recently from your Anachronox video. You are hilarious ser. Maybe it's b/c my mom is Scottish and grew up on stuff like "Are you being served" but I never tire of the dry wit humour style. Keep up a good work and happy holidays.
An evil curse that gives your character a case of the Skywalkers/Lannisters (depending on your favorite franchise) is more original than your usual "boyscout suddenly wants to eat puppies for breakfast". And works better to scare the player, if this video is any indication. He should play the 1st Drakengard next for more sibling love and general bonkery (and unfortunately, bad combat) - from the weird even by Japanese standard creator of Nier Automata
Cairon getting angry and nearly coming to blows over his sister's planned wedding was when I finally called it quits. I do agree that it was hilarious.
Oh boy, the game is rough and janky. But not in a mechanically broken way. Oh no. The cinematography and acting is hilarious. I wouldn't even say Dragon Age from Wish. More like "Dragon Age from Wish by people who just played through Two Worlds and watched Highlander"
😂😂😂😂 Demonicon - an odd game, but it made a great video and was hilarious as always 😂 Needed those laughs very much, thank you! Matchless kung-fu looked awesome though 👌
Oh my god, Calandra's voice actor is Alix. (Quite a few characters in Dragon Age Origins, default female Inquisitor voice in Inquisition, Traynor is Mass Effect 3) I'm sorry for her
47:46 Had to look it up as he sounded like Darkseeker Fraampt from Dark Souls. Had to look it up and can confirm his name is Peter Marinker. He voiced a character in this game called "Sumudan"
Two Worlds Two has the Greatest Magic system I've ever seen, the Stealth is OK "when" it works too... I actually enjoy playing them even though they're some of the Jankiest games I've ever played. 😅
3:00 ...ah fu...its the dark eye ...ofc it is (to be fair it is way older then dragon age ..with s ton of more lore ..and yes, everything of said lore inside the game feels pretty much thrown together without thought)
The game is funny and bizarre , but to be honest I Like how it looks and i think this lady "sister" sounds like one of the voices for female inqusitor P.s just checked online - yes she is lol
Looks like the voice actor is Brian Deacon who also voice acts in Troy: A Total War Saga, The Book of Unwritten Tales 2, Tropico 5, The Night of the Rabbit and many more.
5:30 I like how cairon just rocks back and forth like a slightly annoyed , impatient middle school student whos waiting for his sister to get her make up done to finally go into Nintendo-theme park .
Absolutely hilarious game 😂😂. Was a very weird game but quite fun for its time 😂😂. And great video again dude. Love the longer ones and once again hilarity ensumes 😂😂.
This review is funny AF, but someone, ANYONE PLEASE tell me that I'm not the only person who noticed that Cairon looks vaguely like Kevin Spacey early in his career...
Little suprised that it plays in aventurien. The World of "The black eye", a kinda well known Roleplaysystem similar to DnD. Normally a decent World, and Roleplay-system. But yeah, their Computergames always had some issues, with this one seemingly beeing one of the worse ones. If it even is officially one of theirs. Not having "the Black eye" or DSA written somewhere in the title is making me suspicious about that.
Ah, my favourite stinker. Made on a budget of a bratwurst and a beer, even acquired a licence for Dark Eye system. Got some interesting ideas (by the time it got released) and somewhat interesting plot (minus incest) with action combat system not bad for a tabletop adaptation if squint at the jank. It lacked the budget for overall polish and bug squashing. I'm mean, even with the shortcomings, they made a playthrough taking about 17h to beat, they really committed to the jank.
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I'm always here
I once want to be there
I went there
But upon arrival
I was still here
I'm always here..
You know, I actually already Play matchless Kung Fu. The translation can be kinda jank, but it's pretty cool over all.
And the recent changes means that an old master can defeat a young prodigy, if built right (where as previously, having the right bloodline made you almost untouchable.)
Mind you, Karma's still make a pretty big difference.
My only real complaint is that, once you get to a certain level of power, it's hard to find peers to test yourself against who won't just Axe you if you lose a spar. THe master of the Sword school in particular is rather merciless.
Here is hoping they work Gu into something worth using, as well as the poison based martial art. (not that poison isn't useful- as a status effect tied to a weapon- but the Martial art dedicated to it is *terrible*.)
If it's so great then why haven't you made content about it?
@@AsaelTheBeastain't gonna lie My character is so OP that I trivialized the game to it's ending
Wanting to protect your sister from marrying a creepy dude with an even creepier mom is a noble motive. It's a shame that it was his secondary motivating factor, with the primary being in his pants.
lmao for what's worth she's adopted. Pretty much the backbone of the hub's plot-related content.
@@TheCrimsonRevenger they still grew up together
@@TheCrimsonRevenger
Honestly it would've been more honest and on-brand if they just went full edge and left is as a "going full Targaryen" thing. It would narratively fit the game.
The intro cinematic starts with pregnant women and babies being sacrificed in a demonic ritual, there's a brothel operated by a necromancer (yes, that implication is exactly what you think), the first boss of the game is a cannibal madman using blood magic derived from corpses he devours in front of Cairon and Calandra etc. etc.
So I don't get why they even bothered to go with the "not actually blood-related"-cop out. 🤣
@@RuSosanplausible denibility
Wow they're not even blood related who cares lmao YAWN
Gotta say, never heard of a game that has incest as a central plot point before.
Crusader Kings has entered the chat.
sure you haven't
@@Hauklingur Not one that isn't an out-and-out nukige anyway.
@@HauklingurI love how you commented that like it’s a gotcha but it’s legit rare to come up with RPGs with actual incest as a plot point; so honestly you just exposed yourself more than anything.
Like at best, it’s all German games like Ring: Legend of the Nibelungen which is based on the Wagner opera and the legend the opera is based on that involves a pair of siblings having a son to avenge their clan.
A huge quantity of RPG-maker H-games has entered the chat .
Text box: "Sacrifice yourself, I love you!"
Audio: "I only wanted your power, stupid woman!"
A truly Bethesda level dialogue mismatch. XD
they really went and made a "what are you doing step bro" game. And this was from 2012, truly a game ahead of its time.
story still better than veilguard somehow....
I love this era of unfiltered and raw games.
Yeah, 2000's and early 2010's.
Two worlds was so clunky and bad, but also.. good. Bad good. haha. Not really now though, can't go back to play it hah.
@Deusaga i would. I can spend the rest of my life replaying those old and flawed yet fun games. If any AAA developers want my money, they gotta earn it.
I unironically love this game, and think the incest thing should've just been actual, full-on "doing the Targaryen."
The game is so damn edgy anyway that the incest cop-out seems actually lame tone-wise.
There's already pregnant women and babies sacrificed to a demon in the damn _intro cinematic,_ a necromancer running a brothel with questionably _"living"_ women, the first boss of the game is an insane cannibal who uses blood magic he derives from gorging on flesh from humanoid corpses... _Uh, yeah._
The edge is the damn point of the narrative, and they decided to just randomly dull it at one specific point, for no valid reason. 🤣
@@RuSosan they should’ve just made it your childhood friend instead if they were copping out
There is more magic in the prologue than there is in half of the actual tabletop rpg ...
its weird... it has all the names and the setting but it feels like a stitched up corpse of the Dark Eye, rly.
I really like these longer ones where you recap the whole game
Same because I am totally never going to play these old games.
The main character literally looks like that guy who failed the Warden joining ritual in DA:O.
I think I know why he failed now
Lol I love the idea he made a game all about himself and imagined what it would be like if he successfully became a Grey Warden.
After I reading this I can't unsee it anymore. :D
This absolute gem is now available for the low-low price of 3 dollars and 44 cents on Steam!
41:05 The, "Silence! I keel you!" absolutely GOT me! 💀💀💀
i swear I heard that before, it sounds like Jeff Dunham's Achmed character hahaha
That is literally what it is. Edited in.
A certain pony-loving "lego terminator" springs to mind...
The Monty Python guardsmen bits cracked me up.
I found your channel recently from your Anachronox video. You are hilarious ser. Maybe it's b/c my mom is Scottish and grew up on stuff like "Are you being served" but I never tire of the dry wit humour style.
Keep up a good work and happy holidays.
The reverend is Kingseeker Frampt from Dark Souls and that stoney dude in Dark Souls 2
I hate that the shading on Cairon’s pants makes it look like he’s wearing assless chaps
Usually we need to install mods for that.
That's exactly what I was thinking....for a split second...does he?....no he doesn't... does he? Lol
Well would fit the general setting
He is, he just Hides it well.
An evil curse that gives your character a case of the Skywalkers/Lannisters (depending on your favorite franchise) is more original than your usual "boyscout suddenly wants to eat puppies for breakfast". And works better to scare the player, if this video is any indication.
He should play the 1st Drakengard next for more sibling love and general bonkery (and unfortunately, bad combat) - from the weird even by Japanese standard creator of Nier Automata
Dragon age from wish? No, no, we already had that.
This is Temu Dragon Age
Dragon age 2
Veilguard
They just released it!
Well, these replies were predictable. I don’t know what I expected. 🙄
Cairon getting angry and nearly coming to blows over his sister's planned wedding was when I finally called it quits. I do agree that it was hilarious.
Oh boy, the game is rough and janky.
But not in a mechanically broken way. Oh no. The cinematography and acting is hilarious.
I wouldn't even say Dragon Age from Wish. More like "Dragon Age from Wish by people who just played through Two Worlds and watched Highlander"
Hey, don't bash Highlander!!!! (There's only one).
😂😂😂😂 Demonicon - an odd game, but it made a great video and was hilarious as always 😂 Needed those laughs very much, thank you! Matchless kung-fu looked awesome though 👌
Can't wait for The Dark Eye: Demonicon Veilguard.
Andrew Wincott voicing Falk makes it a win LOL
Look at Calandra. Who can blame Cairon?
Sweet Home moria !
And look how she looks at him. And her father. At the same time apparently
@@maximilianpitscheider5034
The funny thing is the voice cast for this ridiculous game is...actually decent. The player character is Luke Roberts ffs.
'Silence! I kill you' really flashbanged me
a lot of games shy away from adding cousins relationships and here we have this game. wait and it is from the Dark eye franchise!
I love how youtube tells me the game shown is Dragon Age The Veilguard o7
I won't accept any other answer, this is DATVG now.
The Reverend is the narrator of The Guild franchise.
Oh my god, Calandra's voice actor is Alix. (Quite a few characters in Dragon Age Origins, default female Inquisitor voice in Inquisition, Traynor is Mass Effect 3)
I'm sorry for her
I’ve been scouring the comments hoping some one else would mention it.
Dragonage from Wish is still better than Dragonage for “a modern audience”
Edit: 34:05 had me audibly laughing!
Moustache less Danny Trejo lol
i was looking for something to crack open a beer to on this lonesome friday night, and i think this is it!
Thank you for this Christmas present ❤
I just love your videos, so funny and clevererly done. Quite brilliant
47:46 Had to look it up as he sounded like Darkseeker Fraampt from Dark Souls.
Had to look it up and can confirm his name is Peter Marinker. He voiced a character in this game called "Sumudan"
Okay I got to give the game credit that final choice was actually kind neat and unexpected.
I dare you to eat Dino Nuggies
Dino Nuggies dare you to eat I
As a fellow Anno 1800 player I INSTANTLY knew that voice... deeply ingrained nightmares indeed.
Oh dang what a plotline. Defnitely a game so bad it's good xD
To quote the movie Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, "Brother and sister... No more"
This looks like it could have actually been a really good game if it had been handled better.
Nice use of the holy grail running scene 😂
Love me a goofy rpg video 👀
You definitely need to take a look at two worlds.
Two Worlds Two has the Greatest Magic system I've ever seen, the Stealth is OK "when" it works too...
I actually enjoy playing them even though they're some of the Jankiest games I've ever played. 😅
3:00 ...ah fu...its the dark eye ...ofc it is
(to be fair it is way older then dragon age ..with s ton of more lore ..and yes, everything of said lore inside the game feels pretty much thrown together without thought)
I have played ... and finished ... this game.
Me to bother.
As have I. I like it too.
This was one of the funniest ones so far, this game is a fever dream.
That sounds crazy, I better wishlist it... oh, already in my library.
The game is funny and bizarre , but to be honest I Like how it looks and i think this lady "sister" sounds like one of the voices for female inqusitor
P.s just checked online - yes she is lol
This was great, made me snort more than once. Thank you for introducing us to this... Missed gem. Well done
LOL 42:51 Nice Nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Thanks Brother finally a good spiritual successor to Dragon age not a failguard
Looks like the voice actor is Brian Deacon who also voice acts in Troy: A Total War Saga, The Book of Unwritten Tales 2, Tropico 5, The Night of the Rabbit and many more.
5:30
I like how cairon just rocks back and forth like a slightly annoyed , impatient middle school student whos waiting for his sister to get her make up done to finally go into Nintendo-theme park .
Still better than Failguard.
Absolutely hilarious game 😂😂. Was a very weird game but quite fun for its time 😂😂. And great video again dude. Love the longer ones and once again hilarity ensumes 😂😂.
That story made sense???
Suuure!
Oh hahaha, that is a "The Dark Eye" game, a famous RPG setting and system here in germany
It's closer to Baldur's Gate from Wish with the similarities in the plot.
How have i missed this absolute Gem of a game my whole life!
I've Played Two Worlds and Two Worlds Two but i somehow missed this! 😅
The Arnold Schwarzenegger aaarrrrrrrrgh when he dies is making me rofl
The voice acting is so good though!!
wish that game would have gotten a sequel
Tell me that character isnt based on Kevin Spacey @ 4:44 !!!!
Lol i think Calandra has the same voice actress as kerillian from vermintide
Just play Veilguard, this looks more tempting by the minute 😏
The reverant sounds like the rich fat guy from yukon trail
Unexpected starcraft reference amid all the insanity
Now that's a great sponsor integration!!!
I'm sorry, why is Calandra the Inquisitor?
to me, the reverend sounds like Patrick Stewart , (or an impersonator of him).
And what's especially funny, I even FINISHED IT.
the soccer ball editi was great!
This is a Highlander remake lol. Offing each other to steal powers... having the urge to off the others
Also the guys voice is Gandalf.
Based on the video title, I literally thought this was going to be about Veilguard.
Oh i thought this was about Veilguard
😂😂😂
The voice of the Reverend Margrave sounds like Peter Marinker too me.
reverend sounds like a patrick stewart impersonation to me
I know the Reverend as Lord Richard Northborough from Anno 1404.
Dragon Age: Borgins.
The VA for the Reverend is Michael Gambon. I THINK
Fairly certain Falk is voiced by the same guy who did Raphael in bg3 lol
I'm so glad that Alix Wilton Regan's career bounced back from this
Based on the title I thought this would be about Veilguard.
This review is funny AF, but someone, ANYONE PLEASE tell me that I'm not the only person who noticed that Cairon looks vaguely like Kevin Spacey early in his career...
32:07 looks a bit like an austrian artist. He had a thing for family too but not in a vin diesel way.
Little suprised that it plays in aventurien. The World of "The black eye", a kinda well known Roleplaysystem similar to DnD. Normally a decent World, and Roleplay-system. But yeah, their Computergames always had some issues, with this one seemingly beeing one of the worse ones. If it even is officially one of theirs. Not having "the Black eye" or DSA written somewhere in the title is making me suspicious about that.
It's called "The Dark Eye" in English for obvious reasons. And yes, this is an official DSA product.
43:32 is Lord Northborough from Anno 1404
15:04 Raphael would just randomly appear in a story like this...
Its actually a far better game than Dragon Age 2 and well worth playing.
Reverend sounds like Morgan Freeman.
This is real? It's hard for me to believe this is actually real. Just...wow.
43:00 MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE DETECTED
That voice... isn't that the narrator from Guild 2? Or was it Anno 1404? 1800? It's definitely something like that.
Unpopular Opinion: This game is better than Dragon Age, and by far.
what are you doing stepbro?
14:40 Ay yo, lmao
Ah, my favourite stinker. Made on a budget of a bratwurst and a beer, even acquired a licence for Dark Eye system. Got some interesting ideas (by the time it got released) and somewhat interesting plot (minus incest) with action combat system not bad for a tabletop adaptation if squint at the jank. It lacked the budget for overall polish and bug squashing. I'm mean, even with the shortcomings, they made a playthrough taking about 17h to beat, they really committed to the jank.
This looks better than veilguard
Total LOL!