I was once asked if I speak Asian. Yes, you heard me correctly. So obviously I said back to them “yes omg I do! Do you speak American?” I still love the look on her face.
@@koi6873 oh man people have asked me if i speak hindu (it's my religion smh) then i simply ask them if they speak catholic. It always leaves me satisfied :)
Amulya Ganti smh people are so dumb I was once told I wasn’t Asian because I don’t have small eyes and when I said I was they laughed and I was sitting there waiting for her to stop laughing and as soon as she saw me she legit said “wait this isn’t a joke.?” Like lmao
@@koi6873 LMAO I CAN'T WITH THAT GIRL- This once happened to my JAPANESE friend Person: hey, you are japanese right? Friend: yeah Person: i have a korean friend from Beijing too. Maybe you know him. Ppl are so dumb nowadays
For the one where they asked "How do they know which moon to put out?" They were probably talking about the phases of the moon, because they look different.
I'm Vietnamese (only part tho) but my uncle would always joke around with me saying, "So are you Japanese or Chinese?" It still annoys me just a lil bit whenever he does it.
When I was younger someone told me this and I was so confused because I’m from Pakistan (which is in Asia) and they told me I also couldn’t be from China, Japan, or Korea because I didn’t have small eyes. I told him to ask the teacher and the teacher had to explain to the class that there were more then 3 types of Asians. The look on her face was very satisfying. (We were in third grade)
Why does it that people think that asians know how to read and speak every asian language. It's also annoying when they think you know every asian in the world lol
Jubilee ikr, do you think we have a group meeting with every Asian every week? Even if so, I can barely remember my classmates names what makes you think I can remember theirs
Kind of like this tiktok i watched of a korean guy on Omegle. This dude started talking to him in Chinese and he was like “dude im korean” and the other guys friend was like “YOU RACIST F*ck!”
“Are you Chinese or Japanese?” when I’m neither. Also, on one memorable occasion, “Are you Japan or Hong Kong?” (or something like that) No, are you Germany? I’m...a person, not a country...Plus one time someone said Korea is a part of China...
My friend, her boyfriend, my other friend, and I were sitting at a lunch table together. My friend and her boyfriend constantly flirted with each other. One time he called her his sunshine and moonlight. She asked why he said that, and he responded with saying that the sunshine and moonlight were the only light sources in the universe... She looked at him acting happy with it, I tried to hold in a laugh while my other friend went "Are the light bulbs, stars and fires a joke to you?"
My friend: So like- are you sure Giraffes are.. Yknow.. Me: what? Friend: *whispers* are you sure they aren’t dinosaurs in disguise Me: bro... Friend: Bro..
Them: “There are three type of Asians; Chinese, Japanese, and Asians.” Me: “Oh, I’m the “Asian” Them: “which?” Me: “Vietnamese 🇻🇳” Them: “That’s not Asian!” Me: “...” -sniff-
4:32 probably went something like this: "hey I was watching the news earlier and the weather man said there will be a full moon out tonight" "how do they know which moon to put out?" basically the person thinks that the cresent moon, half moon, full moon, blood moon, etc. are all different moons and the person wants to know how the weather team makes a schedule for which days will be which moons 😂 9:42 she was walking under multiple sreet lamps set at different distances apart. If you play football in a field with those big lights youve probably experienced it before
I remember seeing someone say "China is the only Asian country". but when we were in history class my teacher asked us to tell 3 Asia countries then the girl replied "isn't China the only Asian country?"
Hopefully she learns more about geography and more because there are at least 40 or 48 Asian countries which are Japan, China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, Mongolia, Tibet, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Sri lanka, Syria, jordon, Yemen, Indonesia, Cambodia, Pakistan, India, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, south and North Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Iran, turkey, Cyprus, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Lebanon, Azerbaijan, Tajikistan, Singapore, Myanmar, east Timor, Turkmenistan, Maldives, Bahrain, Georgia, Armenia, Qatar, Brunei, United arab emirates, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Oman, Kyrgyzstan, state of Palestine, Kuwait, Bahrain and Iraq ._. They are all Asian from the east,southeast,west and more,._.,
Me to there is another thing that triggers me when people say the lion is the king of the jungle lions don't live in jungle tigers are the king of the jungle
One time in middle school, my friend kept arguing against everyone that the sun was living. Now whenever I bring it up, she says “we don’t talk about that anymore” lmao
Someone once told me... “There is no oxygen in outer space because of aliens. If aliens come to earth, there would not be any oxygen here.” I tried to reason with them, saying that oxygen comes from trees, not us, but they wouldn’t listen. To their defence, we were only eight at the time lol
Me: "Wouldn't it be cool to be a billionaire?" My friend: "No it wouldn't." Me: "Uhh why?" My friend: "Because to be a billionaire you have to be famous. And when you're famous and have billions of dollars, people come after you and try to kill you." Don't know where she heard that but even though I proved to her so many times that's not real, she STILL doesn't believe me. And something similar happened with my OTHER friend: Me: "I wish I was rich. Don't you?" My other friend: "No. Because then i'd have to be fancy." Me: "What? No. Who told you that?" My other friend: "My mom. And she is never wrong." Me: "Ya sure about that??"
There are three types of Asians: Chinese, Japanese and Asians. *nods inquisitively* Yes dear, much like the three types of Europeans: British, Irish and Europeans.
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In my freshman year of highschool in my history class we were going over the world map and one of my classmates said: "Wait, isn't Russia a continent." My teacher just starred at her and asked, "what continent are we on?" Her reply was, "United States of America." My whole class just stood their in silence in disbelief on what we were hearing
I’ve been told that if you have a dream like you’re falling and you wake up, it was the angels trying to take you to heaven, but they dropped you. That really scares me every time it happens.
The thumbnail reminds me of a question my American Studies professor asked. She noted how the term "Asian" is still used up to this day regardless of either ethnic background. It made me realize that early settlers assumed the locals are automatically called Asians because the land was first declared as Asia until further exploration distinguished the countries within the land.
Me: *sees thumbnail and remembers this convo that happened at least one a week* Person: Woah are you Asian? Me: Yes Person: So, you're Chinese, right? Me: No Person: Japanese??? Me: N O Person: Then how are you Asian??? Me: I'm Korean. Person: You're what? Me: Korean, like K-Pop Idols. Person: Oh, I didn't know that meant Korean. I thought they spoke Japanese. *Any Koreans relate lol*
This sentence in a girl’s school assignment in my English class (to which people agreed with her paragraph): “I’ve never met an Italian, so I’m not sure they’re real” 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Yes but actually somewhere near 40 lmao Japan, China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, Mongolia, Tibet, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Sri lanka, Syria, jordon, Yemen, Indonesia, Cambodia, Pakistan, India, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, south and North Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Iran, turkey, Cyprus, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Lebanon, Azerbaijan, Tajikistan, Singapore, Myanmar, east Timor, Turkmenistan, Maldives, Bahrain, Georgia, Armenia, Qatar, Brunei, United arab emirates, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Oman, Kyrgyzstan, state of Palestine, Kuwait, Bahrain and Iraq ._.
The quote with the aquatic snails, even though its stupid does make actually some kind of sence because some fish, mostly does living in freshwater can actually drown, though it happens rarely
@@kinedj699 That aren't though. Wolves are not only usually bigger than the average dog, let's say a German Shepherd, but they tend to be longer in length. The average wolf can be 180lbs or more obviously depending on the breed. A wolf will be the larger than a large dog more often than not.
For the falling while dreaming that is called a hypnic jerk or a hypnagogic jerk and occurs as you fall asleep. It gives you a muscle twitch and gives you a falling sensation
There was a girl in my class and she thought all Asians speak the same language... this was last year. We were in 10th grade. I just looked at her and said, “are you serious? You just killed half of my brain cells just now.”
8:08 To be honest I was that stupid at one point😂. When I was younger we had chickens that would lay brown, green and white eggs. So I decided out of the blue that I didn't eat chicken eggs i ate regular eggs😂😂😂😂.(in my mind regular eggs were from the store and they got those eggs from another store and so on😂)I didn't know the white eggs that we usually got from the store where chicken eggs. (I can't remember my exact age but I know I was at 8 or younger... I'm just not sure how much younger)
We actually do know where the "falling" dream comes from. When sleeping it sometimes happens - to perfectly healthy people and its not really dangerous - that your body relaxes/shuts down too much. To prevent your heart rate and oxygen intake from dropping to low your brain sends a wave of adrenaline, which gets the body back to normal and ensures all basic body function. This is the "hitting the ground" feeling and that's also why you often wake up in that moment.
“So is the 2 shadows from the sun and the street light?” Lmao Kyutie, why would they need street lights if the sun is still up?? It was 2 separate street lights at night 😂
Everytime I encounter statements like these I would just pat their shoulder and say "Atleast you're beautiful/handsome" and leave before I lose anymore braincells.
This one time a friend found this person pouring all her water on the garden path. My friend asked why. She said, "The path is so brown, people these days just don't like cleaning the environment". It was a dirt path. In a garden.
8:55 when i was really small, around 4 or 5, i used to think the whole world is made by humans. not just the buildings and all, the trees, the ground and even the air. the rest seemed reasonable to me, but i always wondered how they made air. once through my school window i saw tall white windmills. and thought they were responsible for producing air. i didnt reconfirm it with anyone. i imagined the whole mechanics in my mind :P thought that the air must be coming out through the circular disc in the middle of the windmill's blades and the blades did the job of spreading it all over the world
Ahaha so cute! When i was really really small i thought every country was like it's own small planet and some planets lived next to each other, and thats why people are different and countries are very important to people xD
@@Scarlett.Granger damnnnnnn I had something so opposite to that! I thought the country Malaysia was one small land in the middle of the sea, which was too small to be an island. Like it had a size of four societies. I imagined one big and thick building at the centre of the land and thought that everything was in there; a place to live, grocery, office, everything. I imagined similar things for other countries. Oh but imagining every country to be a different planet-
I had a classmate in the 8th grade ask "what happens if their hair grow back?" We were watching a movie about what happened to the Jews during the holocaust. And our teacher explained that the Jewish women had to have their hair cut off. And that's the question my classmate decided to ask.
Oh my god, all those times when I’m half asleep and then all of a sudden I feel like I’m falling then suddenly wake up the same way you wake up from a nightmare before I “hit” anything, one of the scariest things ever
@Natalie Wainwright Like I said wolves tend to be much bigger than dogs. And wolves are more closely related to dogs, than cats are to lions. I'm surprised how many people don't know that. They literally share 99.9% of their DNA.
It was PT period in our school and it was raining that day. So, our PT teacher told us to stay indoors and that we can ask any sports related question to him. One child got up and asked, 'Sir, what is a leather ball made up of?' There was silence for few seconds and our teacher had a Are you even serious look. He broke the silence and said 'Leather, obviously' The boy was so embarrassed.
You guys know that ice cream with vanilla chocolate and strawberry right? Well me and my friend got into a heated argument about if it was called neapolitan or Napoleon (yeah like the French dude) we ran around asking a bunch of people who was right and literally everyone said me. After school we were still talking about it over the phone. Then she sent me a photo she found of the ice cream. That was when I genuinely started to worry because it literally said neapolitan on it. Eventually (after a lot more arguing) she gave in and accepted that I was right. I was actually really upset at the time because it literally made no sense to me how a person could be so stubborn even if the subject of the argument was a simple fact that anyone could look up, but now I just laugh about it lmao.
1: tigers and lions are part of the cat family. 2: Huskies are a type of dog, they are descendants of wolves. Or there are st Bernards. They r big dogs, I used to have one so yea
My brother once asked me (dead serious) if Leonardo DiCaprio was “London” I was really confused for a few seconds and realized that he was asking if he was British. Peak American intellect
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I was once asked if I speak Asian.
Yes, you heard me correctly.
So obviously I said back to them “yes omg I do! Do you speak American?”
I still love the look on her face.
Lol same. Some american asked me if i spoke indian and i asked him if he spoke american. I loved the look on his face
Amulya Ganti LMFAO INDIAN?! That’s just as bad xD
@@koi6873 oh man people have asked me if i speak hindu (it's my religion smh) then i simply ask them if they speak catholic. It always leaves me satisfied :)
Amulya Ganti smh people are so dumb I was once told I wasn’t Asian because I don’t have small eyes and when I said I was they laughed and I was sitting there waiting for her to stop laughing and as soon as she saw me she legit said “wait this isn’t a joke.?” Like lmao
@@koi6873 LMAO I CAN'T WITH THAT GIRL-
This once happened to my JAPANESE friend
Person: hey, you are japanese right?
Friend: yeah
Person: i have a korean friend from Beijing too. Maybe you know him.
Ppl are so dumb nowadays
Kyutie: Why don’t we have big dogs, like lions are big cats?
Wolves: *Am I a joke to you?*
😂😂
That's what I was saying!!!
She must've forgot....
They probably don't have any where she lives so she might've forgot
At least I wasn't the only one who thought this
I think maybe because they aren’t as big as lions and tigers
My friend once said in a rainy day:
"Can we share umbrella? I don't want to use my Umbrella, it Will Get wet"
i say this but i mean my bag is gonna get wet if i want to put the umbrella in it depends on where i am at
army
LMAO
bruh
Unfriend her now
99% of the comments: *wolves*
1% of the comments: Random things
Øneko Néko of well there are alot
Who Tao??
"Why don't we have big dogs?"
Clifford the Big Red Dog has been real quiet after that...💧👄💧
😂😂😂
don't_mind _Me 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
@@jiajammy we know....its a joke x
P.S. Suga r/woooos
For the one where they asked "How do they know which moon to put out?" They were probably talking about the phases of the moon, because they look different.
Jess Miller or they thought the sun was a moon too
@@haydenbaker3306 they could have, yes
Lol
Hi happy
@@jq8164 Hi! 😊
“I’m so confused”
Kyutie in a nutshell
no no no it’s ‘I’m so confoosed’ 😂
As soon as I read this comment she said it 😂
@@nimra8634 OH NOO ME TO!🤣🤣🤣
I honestly lost hope on humanity after seeing this
Same, I guess I'm not asian
Literally
Oh just wait u til you hear people use other's mouth as bowls/cups
@@mollyfromacnh9973 facts
Ashley M it ruined everything for me
When I was little I used to think that there were only 3 types of Asians : Chinese, Japanese , Korean
Now I know better don't worry
same lol
Same, and I’m chinese. 😐
I'm Vietnamese (only part tho) but my uncle would always joke around with me saying, "So are you Japanese or Chinese?" It still annoys me just a lil bit whenever he does it.
When I was younger someone told me this and I was so confused because I’m from Pakistan (which is in Asia) and they told me I also couldn’t be from China, Japan, or Korea because I didn’t have small eyes. I told him to ask the teacher and the teacher had to explain to the class that there were more then 3 types of Asians. The look on her face was very satisfying. (We were in third grade)
@@potatodraws3945 XD
One time i forgot the word for pelican, so i said “Big billed ducks” 💀
*b i g b i l l e d d u c k s*
bIg BiLlEd DuCkS
I’m calling them that from now on
Guess I have a pet big billed duck 😻
Georgia Leitch i forgot what a butterfly was 🤦♀️
Ellen: "Why don't we have big dogs?"
Clifford: "I swear everyone is forgetting about me.."
I used to read Clifford every night before I went to sleep he is a *big* part of my child good 😂
Thatonebitch
He he I see what you did there
Wolves: "I swear everyone is forgetting about me.."
𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐒
+ 99% Unicorn If you scroll in the comment section... Not really.
Kyutie: why don’t we have big dogs, like lions are big cats
Me: wolves?
😂I was thinking that
I said it like 100 times until I found this comment 😂
True😂
Exactly, lol!
Z Anime you know they are related and what she talking about is that a dog to a wolf is like what a cat is to lion
"Wait... can you read this? It's Chinese"
It was Arabic.
To add to that, I'm Thai. 😑
Someone told me that if I could read Arabic I could read Chinese too. ō_ō
Why does it that people think that asians know how to read and speak every asian language. It's also annoying when they think you know every asian in the world lol
Jubilee ikr, do you think we have a group meeting with every Asian every week? Even if so, I can barely remember my classmates names what makes you think I can remember theirs
I get how kids would mistake Arabic to a bunch of scribbles, but a teenager/adult thinking Arabic as Chinese? HOW?!!!!!!!!!
Classmate: r u Chinese?
Me: No I'm Korean
Classmate: what is that?
ʚ peachi ɞ oh god. I feel sorry for you, I really do. Even though I’m Asian I haven’t encountered someone this dumb luckily
歌MuMusic well you also can’t blame them for not knowing. its like blaming a person that cant tell twins apart
Eye-
Kind of like this tiktok i watched of a korean guy on Omegle. This dude started talking to him in Chinese and he was like “dude im korean” and the other guys friend was like “YOU RACIST F*ck!”
I’m an whole idiot but even I know what cultures are-
“Are you Chinese or Japanese?” when I’m neither. Also, on one memorable occasion, “Are you Japan or Hong Kong?” (or something like that) No, are you Germany? I’m...a person, not a country...Plus one time someone said Korea is a part of China...
hehe.. I'm from Hong Kong :)
I-
People need to go back to geography class.
Hmmmm interesting
One of my friends once said that korea was in china too and now its an inside joke
Caelyn D oh god...
My friend, her boyfriend, my other friend, and I were sitting at a lunch table together. My friend and her boyfriend constantly flirted with each other. One time he called her his sunshine and moonlight. She asked why he said that, and he responded with saying that the sunshine and moonlight were the only light sources in the universe... She looked at him acting happy with it, I tried to hold in a laugh while my other friend went "Are the light bulbs, stars and fires a joke to you?"
... I have no words
And moonlight is sunlight reflected off of the moon 🌙
they probably meant natural and constant lol
"Why don't we have big dogs?"
Fluffy the cerberus from Harry Potter: 👁💧👄💧👁
Wolves 👁💧👄💧👁
Clifford: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
@@btcxwxy
Me 👁💧👄💧👁👌
Cerberus from Greek Mythology and Percy Jackson: 👁 👄 👁
clifford 👁💧👄💧👁
My friend: So like- are you sure Giraffes are.. Yknow..
Me: what?
Friend: *whispers* are you sure they aren’t dinosaurs in disguise
Me: bro...
Friend: Bro..
I have a million life questions now....
@Devaanshi Srivastava
Yo same😂😂
I lost it!
Lmao
Sauropods
“Like a big dog”
Uh there’s this thing called a wolf
Also there’s dog-wolves and wolf-dogs.
There is literally someone in the comment arguing that dogs and wolves aren't related. Like, what?
And coyotes.. and coy dogs.. and wild dogs 😂
Balto
Wait wolves and dogs are related?
We ShOuLd JuSt StAb CeAsAr yes go look it up.
"Aren't there only 2 phones in Africa?"- True story, he genuinely thought that in all of Africa there were only 2 phones, I-
tffff
@@vivianju2526 As an african child myself, it made my blood boil
Lindy Moyo wow I’m sorry :/ feels bad
frick I replied on my alt lmao
*that awkward moment when you live in south africa,on your phone,while your mom and sister are on they're phones too*
I’m losing brain cells listening to these I swear like-
Same-
Your profile says it lol
ma 15 yar old kookie yea lol my pfp is my face listening to these lmaooo
Namjooooon
By best friend told me in confidence that brunette and orange are the same hair color, her 18 year old sister agreed.
Omg, I started watching this with my cousin and at 0:48, she said "Wait...THEY DON"T??" Lmao
Them: “There are three type of Asians; Chinese, Japanese, and Asians.”
Me: “Oh, I’m the “Asian”
Them: “which?”
Me: “Vietnamese 🇻🇳”
Them: “That’s not Asian!”
Me: “...” -sniff-
Them: "And that's not even a country!"
Me: "Excuse me, **wHaT???**" ~intensified rage inside~
You should have said Asian!!!!
I'm from Pakistan ... I'm Asian.. But they won't believe it..
Mr. Joker, It’s in South of Asia, 🇵🇰
@@hannnyhhh uh no
Whenever I ever fall in my sleep and I usually hit the ground, I would shoot up like I felt the impact. Anyone done that?
Yeah I hit the ground all the time! So does my dad and a lot of my friends. That theory is berry much false because we are not dead.
Or are we??
4:32 probably went something like this: "hey I was watching the news earlier and the weather man said there will be a full moon out tonight"
"how do they know which moon to put out?"
basically the person thinks that the cresent moon, half moon, full moon, blood moon, etc. are all different moons and the person wants to know how the weather team makes a schedule for which days will be which moons 😂
9:42 she was walking under multiple sreet lamps set at different distances apart. If you play football in a field with those big lights youve probably experienced it before
"half moon" is actually a first or third quarter
I remember seeing someone say "China is the only Asian country". but when we were in history class my teacher asked us to tell 3 Asia countries then the girl replied "isn't China the only Asian country?"
The Frick
🤦🏽♀️
Hopefully she learns more about geography and more because there are at least 40 or 48 Asian countries which are
Japan, China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, Mongolia, Tibet, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Sri lanka, Syria, jordon, Yemen, Indonesia, Cambodia, Pakistan, India, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, south and North Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Iran, turkey, Cyprus, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Lebanon, Azerbaijan, Tajikistan, Singapore, Myanmar, east Timor, Turkmenistan, Maldives, Bahrain, Georgia, Armenia, Qatar, Brunei, United arab emirates, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Oman, Kyrgyzstan, state of Palestine, Kuwait, Bahrain and Iraq ._.
They are all Asian from the east,southeast,west and more,._.,
Haha
A tiger is NOT a female lion. That trigged me, just hearing that someone said it.
Me to there is another thing that triggers me when people say the lion is the king of the jungle lions don't live in jungle tigers are the king of the jungle
@@Elf-yourself omg same
6:37 alaska is not a country it is a state of the USA
*WELL no f***ing sh!t!!!!!!!!*
@@rosepetunia1829 I mean she didn't mention anything about it 🤷🏾♀️.
+ 99% Unicorn True.
Kyutie: Why don’t we have big dogs, like lions are big cats?
Clifford the Big Red Dog: 💧👄💧
Wolfes: *Am I a joke to you*
Oh my god 😂
👁👄👁
💧 💧
Can no one in YT spell?
ITS WOLVES WITH A V
One time in middle school, my friend kept arguing against everyone that the sun was living. Now whenever I bring it up, she says “we don’t talk about that anymore” lmao
Someone once told me...
“There is no oxygen in outer space because of aliens. If aliens come to earth, there would not be any oxygen here.”
I tried to reason with them, saying that oxygen comes from trees, not us, but they wouldn’t listen. To their defence, we were only eight at the time lol
i never knew watching what dumb people say can make me lose hope for humanity.
“In the alphabet song, they forgot ‘O.’”
Oo
ooo
Oooo
Ooooo
Oooooo
The dumbest thing I've ever said?
"No, I DON'T like my best friend!!"
Well is it like, *LIKE* like? Or just like.
@@river.z5182 Like like. .-.
Little Miss Pacifist why would up say that?
WAIT BUT I SEE U EVERYWHERE
Me: "Wouldn't it be cool to be a billionaire?"
My friend: "No it wouldn't."
Me: "Uhh why?"
My friend: "Because to be a billionaire you have to be famous. And when you're famous and have billions of dollars, people come after you and try to kill you." Don't know where she heard that but even though I proved to her so many times that's not real, she STILL doesn't believe me.
And something similar happened with my OTHER friend:
Me: "I wish I was rich. Don't you?"
My other friend: "No. Because then i'd have to be fancy."
Me: "What? No. Who told you that?"
My other friend: "My mom. And she is never wrong."
Me: "Ya sure about that??"
“Why don’t we have a dog version of a lion”
Me: **non corona cough cough**
we have wolves. We also have Clifford.
*Non corona* cough cough....
Why did that make me laugh????
Non corona cough 😂😂
I ugly laughed at that and now my whole ass family is judging me💀
sugas 3dollarchain
I have absolutely no idea
Tae is my Bae
Oooof
*non corona cough* and we also have coyotes
There are three types of Asians: Chinese, Japanese and Asians.
*nods inquisitively* Yes dear, much like the three types of Europeans: British, Irish and Europeans.
Kyutie you are such a mood like i stopped watching you a while ago but I like that you haven’t changed. Love your videos!
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posts everyday
short intros
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cool hats to match every outfit
all around a sweet person
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Here's another:
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Funny
Yes and her relatable personality
In my freshman year of highschool in my history class we were going over the world map and one of my classmates said: "Wait, isn't Russia a continent." My teacher just starred at her and asked, "what continent are we on?" Her reply was, "United States of America."
My whole class just stood their in silence in disbelief on what we were hearing
As most Americans seem to think America is the whole world, only seeing it as the whole continent is a step forward.
The dumbest thing someone has said is, ‘I hate Kyutie.’
Hi
WHO SAID THAT
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exacly
Romina Joe said that
I took one look at the thumbnail, and gave myself a facepalm.
*I’m scared for this video.*
Can people stop saying first, please I wanna see normal comment
I’ve been told that if you have a dream like you’re falling and you wake up, it was the angels trying to take you to heaven, but they dropped you. That really scares me every time it happens.
The title:
Ex friend: India is it’s own country, it’s not Asian:
Me:🤨
Ex friend: what???
Me: 🤦🏻♀️
•BobaBubbles• im indian and it’s sooo annoyimgg
India is a country Asia is a continent
K-pop Lover that’s exactly what I told the ex friend!
@@lynpheai sameee
Lol
The anger in kylie's voice when she read Forth of July in 14th or 15th 😂
The thumbnail reminds me of a question my American Studies professor asked. She noted how the term "Asian" is still used up to this day regardless of either ethnic background. It made me realize that early settlers assumed the locals are automatically called Asians because the land was first declared as Asia until further exploration distinguished the countries within the land.
Me: *sees thumbnail and remembers this convo that happened at least one a week*
Person: Woah are you Asian?
Me: Yes
Person: So, you're Chinese, right?
Me: No
Person: Japanese???
Me: N O
Person: Then how are you Asian???
Me: I'm Korean.
Person: You're what?
Me: Korean, like K-Pop Idols.
Person: Oh, I didn't know that meant Korean. I thought they spoke Japanese.
*Any Koreans relate lol*
Someone once argued that I wasn’t Asian because I have big eyes . . . I had to refrain from slapping that bitch
@@potatodraws3945 I was also lucky to have big eyes. Someone also said that to me, but unfortunately I didn't refrain and actually slapped them qwp
Im half Korean, but still, YES.
Someone told me I wasn’t Korean because I didn’t “speak kpop” like wh-
@@issgz557 Omg what-
"Why dont we have something like a big dog"
Me: ummm great Danes are pretty big. Does that count?
1:19 this is like saying copying isn't bad if you didn't study
I literally had to pause each one to help my brain process the questionable informations
Slapped my forehead already 50 times
as an asian
i laughed at that
This sentence in a girl’s school assignment in my English class (to which people agreed with her paragraph): “I’ve never met an Italian, so I’m not sure they’re real” 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
me an asian: *sees the thumbnail*
also me: *facepalms*
theres like 50 asian countries lmao
Yes 😂
49
Yes but actually somewhere near 40 lmao
Japan, China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, Mongolia, Tibet, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Sri lanka, Syria, jordon, Yemen, Indonesia, Cambodia, Pakistan, India, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, south and North Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Iran, turkey, Cyprus, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Lebanon, Azerbaijan, Tajikistan, Singapore, Myanmar, east Timor, Turkmenistan, Maldives, Bahrain, Georgia, Armenia, Qatar, Brunei, United arab emirates, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Oman, Kyrgyzstan, state of Palestine, Kuwait, Bahrain and Iraq ._.
The quote with the aquatic snails, even though its stupid does make actually some kind of sence because some fish, mostly does living in freshwater can actually drown, though it happens rarely
3:33 a coyote? Or a wolf?
They aren’t that much bigger than most dogs. They’re usually around the same size or bigger
Or a dingo
@@kinedj699 That aren't though. Wolves are not only usually bigger than the average dog, let's say a German Shepherd, but they tend to be longer in length. The average wolf can be 180lbs or more obviously depending on the breed. A wolf will be the larger than a large dog more often than not.
@@kinedj699 wolves are definitely bigger then an average size dog
z I know but it’s usually not usually a super huge difference. It’s hard to group them tho cause there’s many kinds of both dogs and wolves
I love how Kyutie says confused.
*confoosed*
"I didn't know you were Asian! I thought you were Chinese!"
Bruh
@@aryadeepak8239 Ikr
Bruh
For the falling while dreaming that is called a hypnic jerk or a hypnagogic jerk and occurs as you fall asleep. It gives you a muscle twitch and gives you a falling sensation
Omg this kid in one of my classes said "isn't Paris in Massachusetts?" 🤦♀️
Bruh
@@materialgworlll_ exactly like how
Teachers truly need to teach more geography about every country so people don’t ask this stupid question and learn it at a young age-
@@666.xoxo33 that teacher was actually a really good teacher, I don't think he really paided attention though
@@666.xoxo33 but I agree
I physically CAN NOT take this much stupidity at once!!!!! My brain cells want to die!!!
I'm not first
I'm not last
But most importantly
*NOBODY ASKED*
I love this comment
This is good, but your name is unholy
@@ametsunami4070 Cereal before milk is a crime
@Milk Before Cereal kids UwU
I misread your name as “Milk Before Cereal UwU kids”
Nah you’re not cursed, I’m just a derp
@@ametsunami4070 Okay
There was a girl in my class and she thought all Asians speak the same language... this was last year. We were in 10th grade. I just looked at her and said, “are you serious? You just killed half of my brain cells just now.”
8:08
To be honest I was that stupid at one point😂. When I was younger we had chickens that would lay brown, green and white eggs. So I decided out of the blue that I didn't eat chicken eggs i ate regular eggs😂😂😂😂.(in my mind regular eggs were from the store and they got those eggs from another store and so on😂)I didn't know the white eggs that we usually got from the store where chicken eggs.
(I can't remember my exact age but I know I was at 8 or younger... I'm just not sure how much younger)
I used to think the same thing! I used to be confused about eggs being chicken eggs😂
We actually do know where the "falling" dream comes from. When sleeping it sometimes happens - to perfectly healthy people and its not really dangerous - that your body relaxes/shuts down too much. To prevent your heart rate and oxygen intake from dropping to low your brain sends a wave of adrenaline, which gets the body back to normal and ensures all basic body function. This is the "hitting the ground" feeling and that's also why you often wake up in that moment.
Watching Kyutie's videos is always the highlight of my day UwU
those dreams are my favorite. because my heart thumps and i wake up so suddenly.
She is so calming
My Friend: *asks when the war of 1812 took place
Me:...
8:55 the way she just stopped in the middle of the sentence 😂🤣🤣
“So is the 2 shadows from the sun and the street light?”
Lmao Kyutie, why would they need street lights if the sun is still up?? It was 2 separate street lights at night 😂
The dislikes are people who believes some of these things 😂😂
Everytime I encounter statements like these I would just pat their shoulder and say "Atleast you're beautiful/handsome" and leave before I lose anymore braincells.
Me:we're early put something cool and funny
in my head:uhhhh I want food
This one time a friend found this person pouring all her water on the garden path. My friend asked why. She said, "The path is so brown, people these days just don't like cleaning the environment".
It was a dirt path. In a garden.
5:35 *KOREANS!!!!!!!!!! K TO THE O TO THE REAN!!!!!!!! LMFAOOO!!!!!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷
How ab the other 40 countries in Asia
My teacher told me that someone apparently didn't know that the chicken they eat was the same as the animal, this was in secondary school.
8:55 when i was really small, around 4 or 5, i used to think the whole world is made by humans. not just the buildings and all, the trees, the ground and even the air. the rest seemed reasonable to me, but i always wondered how they made air. once through my school window i saw tall white windmills. and thought they were responsible for producing air. i didnt reconfirm it with anyone. i imagined the whole mechanics in my mind :P thought that the air must be coming out through the circular disc in the middle of the windmill's blades and the blades did the job of spreading it all over the world
Ahaha so cute! When i was really really small i thought every country was like it's own small planet and some planets lived next to each other, and thats why people are different and countries are very important to people xD
@@Scarlett.Granger damnnnnnn I had something so opposite to that! I thought the country Malaysia was one small land in the middle of the sea, which was too small to be an island. Like it had a size of four societies. I imagined one big and thick building at the centre of the land and thought that everything was in there; a place to live, grocery, office, everything. I imagined similar things for other countries. Oh but imagining every country to be a different planet-
@@Scarlett.Granger makes me realise how we know legit nothing when we are born
Lol once I asked "in which month is April fools day?"😂😂 my mind was so blank that time.
I clicked as soon as I saw it said “ kyutie”
same haha
Same
SAMEEE
At a crosswalk, my sister says, “it’s counting down for the deaf people.”
There’s no big lion dog, but there are shih tzus. Meaning “little lion” in Chinese. I have one 🥺🐶🦁
I’ve seen them they are the cutest little dogs ever and they look like yorkies
"You don't look Asian enough"
You see if I close my eyes I am now "Asian".
When my brother was really little he thought my mom laid an egg that had him in it...
I had a classmate in the 8th grade ask "what happens if their hair grow back?" We were watching a movie about what happened to the Jews during the holocaust. And our teacher explained that the Jewish women had to have their hair cut off. And that's the question my classmate decided to ask.
Story for me: I have awfully small eyes so, I remember hearing my friend say, “Are you Chinese?”
I’m a brown colored lady
Bangladeshis: did u really forget us?
Indians: yes she forgot....
The dumbest thing i've ever said was "i'm straight"
If I had a dollar for the amount of times Kyutie said " I'm confused " I'd be richer than Jay Z right now
Oh my god, all those times when I’m half asleep and then all of a sudden I feel like I’m falling then suddenly wake up the same way you wake up from a nightmare before I “hit” anything, one of the scariest things ever
"Do we have a big dog?"
Wolves
Wolves exist
Natalie Wainwright yeah that’s what I was thinking too
Clifford is sad you forgot him
@Natalie Wainwright Most wolves are not only bigger, but longer in length than average "large dog".
@Natalie Wainwright Like I said wolves tend to be much bigger than dogs. And wolves are more closely related to dogs, than cats are to lions. I'm surprised how many people don't know that. They literally share 99.9% of their DNA.
@Natalie Wainwright Then she says, why are there bigger versions of dogs. Which, are wolves, who are considerably bigger than dogs.
It was PT period in our school and it was raining that day. So, our PT teacher told us to stay indoors and that we can ask any sports related question to him. One child got up and asked, 'Sir, what is a leather ball made up of?' There was silence for few seconds and our teacher had a Are you even serious look. He broke the silence and said 'Leather, obviously' The boy was so embarrassed.
You guys know that ice cream with vanilla chocolate and strawberry right? Well me and my friend got into a heated argument about if it was called neapolitan or Napoleon (yeah like the French dude) we ran around asking a bunch of people who was right and literally everyone said me. After school we were still talking about it over the phone. Then she sent me a photo she found of the ice cream. That was when I genuinely started to worry because it literally said neapolitan on it. Eventually (after a lot more arguing) she gave in and accepted that I was right. I was actually really upset at the time because it literally made no sense to me how a person could be so stubborn even if the subject of the argument was a simple fact that anyone could look up, but now I just laugh about it lmao.
I'm living with Kyutie's "What do you mean? I'm so confuuuuus"
This is the most dumb thing i ever said:"my sister"
1: tigers and lions are part of the cat family.
2: Huskies are a type of dog, they are descendants of wolves.
Or there are st Bernards. They r big dogs, I used to have one so yea
I've never been this early. One minute!
I'm 5 minutes
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@@bokutoxakaashi5222 I do! :)
My brother once asked me (dead serious) if Leonardo DiCaprio was “London” I was really confused for a few seconds and realized that he was asking if he was British. Peak American intellect
I like how everyone's comment is 1 min ago or 20-40 sec ago.
Yours is 12 minutes ago
Talking about me?
Same
My mom actually thought that fish have no brains. My stubborn and arrognt 14 year old brother wasn't even willing to argue with her.