"Some cities would build a park, fix sidewalks or install new recreational activities for the town. But here in Crab Orchard, we bought a helicopter" !!!YES!!!
My sister showed my mom and me this and we have laughed so hard. My mom is from Crab Orchard and we grew up going there often. Excellent video!!! Such subtle satire! 😂
Idk about the rest of the yahoos making comments on this.... but I loved that town... My grandpa built a farm just on the outskirts back in the way, way day and I practically grew up down there. It was nothing but tobacco fields and cows and I loved it!..... It has been decades since I have truly visited the town, but I saw landmarks I recognized in the video.... Back then, everyone knew everyone and it was a wonderful place to be... Small towns were the thing, America is depleting... so for all of you that think this is stupid, you could learn a thing or two about it. Back then, we all took care of each other. We said hello to each other as we passed on the street and you could always count on your neighbor if something came up.... that is small town, and I wish things were like that more these days.... I miss Crab Orchard, regardless of what ya'll think.... My Great-grandparents are from the area and my grandparents are buried there up on the hill and my family still have land there. Some day I hope to come and visit again :)
Great video! ...if I don't make haste, I shall have to go back through the looking-glass...back into the old room-and there'd be an end of all my adventures! Sending my 'curiouser & curiouser' thoughts through the looking-glass. Karolyn
I got out of the elementary school 3 years ago, I found multiple diapers, a pair of jeans, countless socks, broken glass, a neatly folded pair of clothes(shoes included), cigarette butts, more broken glass and we had to walk to that helicopter for field trips
Would be great if you make another video about Crab Orchard! You have a wonderful sense of satire by the way. Any buildings that were around 150 years ago? I love historic places. :)
Sounds like Bruce from family guy, "oh hey!" "Definitely need a breath freshener. Oooh buts thats going to give me 11 items...no no no rules is rules .... lets see what I wanna put back. ok i need the wrenalds wrap and the bathroom tissue I can due without the triscuits but they sure are good. 7up is the whole reason I cam down here in the first place."
Great video! looks like my kind of dream town! Crabtree aint nothin goin on! I live in North Las vegas NV and it's scary here!!!!! whats the population of Crabtree?
clearly this video was one last desperate attempt to get people to move there. thank god i saw this. i'll make sure to drive around or avoid this place at all costs. looks like crap
"Some cities would build a park, fix sidewalks or install new recreational activities for the town. But here in Crab Orchard, we bought a helicopter" !!!YES!!!
Charlie and Bud ❤ I miss THIS Crab Orchard.
My sister showed my mom and me this and we have laughed so hard. My mom is from Crab Orchard and we grew up going there often. Excellent video!!! Such subtle satire! 😂
It just won't die!
Idk about the rest of the yahoos making comments on this.... but I loved that town... My grandpa built a farm just on the outskirts back in the way, way day and I practically grew up down there. It was nothing but tobacco fields and cows and I loved it!..... It has been decades since I have truly visited the town, but I saw landmarks I recognized in the video.... Back then, everyone knew everyone and it was a wonderful place to be... Small towns were the thing, America is depleting... so for all of you that think this is stupid, you could learn a thing or two about it. Back then, we all took care of each other. We said hello to each other as we passed on the street and you could always count on your neighbor if something came up.... that is small town, and I wish things were like that more these days.... I miss Crab Orchard, regardless of what ya'll think.... My Great-grandparents are from the area and my grandparents are buried there up on the hill and my family still have land there. Some day I hope to come and visit again :)
I have not been to Crab Orchard since 1969 loved it there my grandfather was from there Jack Lasure
Great video!
...if I don't make haste, I shall have to go back through the looking-glass...back into the old room-and there'd be an end of all my adventures!
Sending my 'curiouser & curiouser' thoughts through the looking-glass.
Karolyn
The sarcasm is thick with this one 😂.
Crab Orchard is a darling town!--The Great American Dollhouse Museum in Danville
My favorite place in the world.
I got out of the elementary school 3 years ago, I found multiple diapers, a pair of jeans, countless socks, broken glass, a neatly folded pair of clothes(shoes included), cigarette butts, more broken glass and we had to walk to that helicopter for field trips
I shared this video link on my Facebook in 2011. I am now back wondering why I shared it. My humor is still the same.
this just make me want to go here thanks ;-)
Would be great if you make another video about Crab Orchard! You have a wonderful sense of satire by the way. Any buildings that were around 150 years ago? I love historic places. :)
My fav video by far
They should've used Family Guy's Bruce and Jeffrey for the narrators lol
Bruce : "OH NO! I LOVE CRAB ORCHARD!"
Jeffrey : "I KNOOOOOOW!"
Sounds like Bruce from family guy, "oh hey!" "Definitely need a breath freshener. Oooh buts thats going to give me 11 items...no no no rules is rules .... lets see what I wanna put back. ok i need the wrenalds wrap and the bathroom tissue I can due without the triscuits but they sure are good. 7up is the whole reason I cam down here in the first place."
i CAN believe he's playing basketball
Great video! looks like my kind of dream town! Crabtree aint nothin goin on! I live in North Las vegas NV and it's scary here!!!!! whats the population of Crabtree?
1000 and i know it 2019 but...crab tree.....
Brilliant!!
@mermaidman1991
I'm pretty sure that diner was there about 60 years before ATHF came out! lol
wow
Good Mexican food in Crab O.
yes an unflyable attack helicopter will save u from invading people
Lol thats amazing
This commercial couldn't get any cheesier lol
how u put the audio on ur pod?
@grandolddrummer Hahahahahahahhaha!!!! Your comment made my day!
Make more videos! McKinney should be next!
wtf its like a children of the corn movie.
time has literally stopped, you can say that again...
@DonDamino thats the best they can do down there
Crab Orchard sorry!
please for the love of all that is good, do not think every town in Kentucky is like good ole Crab Orchard. -_-
@wscomb0 Wtf is dogwalk?
AMISH!
lmao that wasn't a slam dunk
i'm sad... mankind is moving backwards.
this commercial brought a lot of attention to the toilet bowl of hick states. i thank you for this
LOL
I live in Crab Orchard. I think it's a dull and boring place to live lol
Meh me to i guess i like it tho
I live in this shit town and almost all those stores are closed
Nathaniel Baker you still live there?
Is this the gay guy from family guy?
Are you serious?? Come on......really? I'm from here and yes this sums it up. Full Or Shit!!!Oh, "at reasonable rate". lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
holys hit this video is creepy
Someone was really bored.. lol
is there no non-fat people there?
No were all very fat county people
was this a joke for someone who wishes they didn't live there? 24 hour yard sales? junkies? tree huggers? wtf is going on???
is this a joke?
clearly this video was one last desperate attempt to get people to move there. thank god i saw this. i'll make sure to drive around or avoid this place at all costs. looks like crap
This is the weirdest thing I've watched in a long time. Crab Orchard is literal cancer
Crab Orchard is a great place to be.
Polygamists!