My sister showed my mom and me this and we have laughed so hard. My mom is from Crab Orchard and we grew up going there often. Excellent video!!! Such subtle satire! 😂
I got out of the elementary school 3 years ago, I found multiple diapers, a pair of jeans, countless socks, broken glass, a neatly folded pair of clothes(shoes included), cigarette butts, more broken glass and we had to walk to that helicopter for field trips
Idk about the rest of the yahoos making comments on this.... but I loved that town... My grandpa built a farm just on the outskirts back in the way, way day and I practically grew up down there. It was nothing but tobacco fields and cows and I loved it!..... It has been decades since I have truly visited the town, but I saw landmarks I recognized in the video.... Back then, everyone knew everyone and it was a wonderful place to be... Small towns were the thing, America is depleting... so for all of you that think this is stupid, you could learn a thing or two about it. Back then, we all took care of each other. We said hello to each other as we passed on the street and you could always count on your neighbor if something came up.... that is small town, and I wish things were like that more these days.... I miss Crab Orchard, regardless of what ya'll think.... My Great-grandparents are from the area and my grandparents are buried there up on the hill and my family still have land there. Some day I hope to come and visit again :)
Narrator : "While you're enjoying your stay at Crab Orchard, why not visit with the crack and meth heads that frequent the trashy, worn down houses in town?" LOL
Sounds like Bruce from family guy, "oh hey!" "Definitely need a breath freshener. Oooh buts thats going to give me 11 items...no no no rules is rules .... lets see what I wanna put back. ok i need the wrenalds wrap and the bathroom tissue I can due without the triscuits but they sure are good. 7up is the whole reason I cam down here in the first place."
"Some cities would build a park, fix sidewalks or install new recreational activities for the town. But here in Crab Orchard, we bought a helicopter" !!!YES!!!
clearly this video was one last desperate attempt to get people to move there. thank god i saw this. i'll make sure to drive around or avoid this place at all costs. looks like crap
Great video! looks like my kind of dream town! Crabtree aint nothin goin on! I live in North Las vegas NV and it's scary here!!!!! whats the population of Crabtree?
I shared this video link on my Facebook in 2011. I am now back wondering why I shared it. My humor is still the same.
The sarcasm is thick with this one 😂.
Good Mexican food in Crab O.
Charlie and Bud ❤ I miss THIS Crab Orchard.
This is the weirdest thing I've watched in a long time. Crab Orchard is literal cancer
Crab Orchard is a great place to be.
I live in this shit town and almost all those stores are closed
Nathaniel Baker you still live there?
*_CRAAAAAAAB ORC H ARD_*
Make more videos! McKinney should be next!
My favorite place in the world.
I have not been to Crab Orchard since 1969 loved it there my grandfather was from there Jack Lasure
My sister showed my mom and me this and we have laughed so hard. My mom is from Crab Orchard and we grew up going there often. Excellent video!!! Such subtle satire! 😂
I got out of the elementary school 3 years ago, I found multiple diapers, a pair of jeans, countless socks, broken glass, a neatly folded pair of clothes(shoes included), cigarette butts, more broken glass and we had to walk to that helicopter for field trips
Idk about the rest of the yahoos making comments on this.... but I loved that town... My grandpa built a farm just on the outskirts back in the way, way day and I practically grew up down there. It was nothing but tobacco fields and cows and I loved it!..... It has been decades since I have truly visited the town, but I saw landmarks I recognized in the video.... Back then, everyone knew everyone and it was a wonderful place to be... Small towns were the thing, America is depleting... so for all of you that think this is stupid, you could learn a thing or two about it. Back then, we all took care of each other. We said hello to each other as we passed on the street and you could always count on your neighbor if something came up.... that is small town, and I wish things were like that more these days.... I miss Crab Orchard, regardless of what ya'll think.... My Great-grandparents are from the area and my grandparents are buried there up on the hill and my family still have land there. Some day I hope to come and visit again :)
It just won't die!
Narrator : "While you're enjoying your stay at Crab Orchard, why not visit with the crack and meth heads that frequent the trashy, worn down houses in town?" LOL
Ouch...
They should've used Family Guy's Bruce and Jeffrey for the narrators lol Bruce : "OH NO! I LOVE CRAB ORCHARD!" Jeffrey : "I KNOOOOOOW!"
This commercial couldn't get any cheesier lol
I live in Crab Orchard. I think it's a dull and boring place to live lol
Meh me to i guess i like it tho
@tavisworld07 Just how stupid are you? Willing to bet your as smart as a dumbass!
time has literally stopped, you can say that again...
please for the love of all that is good, do not think every town in Kentucky is like good ole Crab Orchard. -_-
yes an unflyable attack helicopter will save u from invading people
Lol thats amazing
lmao that wasn't a slam dunk
@wscomb0 Wtf is dogwalk?
wtf its like a children of the corn movie.
holys hit this video is creepy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
this commercial brought a lot of attention to the toilet bowl of hick states. i thank you for this
@grandolddrummer Hahahahahahahhaha!!!! Your comment made my day!
what a crap!
Sounds like Bruce from family guy, "oh hey!" "Definitely need a breath freshener. Oooh buts thats going to give me 11 items...no no no rules is rules .... lets see what I wanna put back. ok i need the wrenalds wrap and the bathroom tissue I can due without the triscuits but they sure are good. 7up is the whole reason I cam down here in the first place."
i CAN believe he's playing basketball
@tavisworld07 you sound like someone who has no more than 3 original teeth left in their mouth
LOL
is this a joke?
Someone was really bored.. lol
whats with the little boys obsession with the fucking inanimate objects???
@mermaidman1991 I'm pretty sure that diner was there about 60 years before ATHF came out! lol
"Some cities would build a park, fix sidewalks or install new recreational activities for the town. But here in Crab Orchard, we bought a helicopter" !!!YES!!!
Is this the gay guy from family guy?
@DonDamino thats the best they can do down there
clearly this video was one last desperate attempt to get people to move there. thank god i saw this. i'll make sure to drive around or avoid this place at all costs. looks like crap
lmao at this shit town. lol
i'm sad... mankind is moving backwards.
was this a joke for someone who wishes they didn't live there? 24 hour yard sales? junkies? tree huggers? wtf is going on???
Feel like i'm being lured into a trap set by Buffalo Bill. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT DOESN'T GET INTO THE SMOKING GUN SOCIAL CLUB!
Crab Orchard sorry!
Great video! looks like my kind of dream town! Crabtree aint nothin goin on! I live in North Las vegas NV and it's scary here!!!!! whats the population of Crabtree?
1000 and i know it 2019 but...crab tree.....
Are you serious?? Come on......really? I'm from here and yes this sums it up. Full Or Shit!!!Oh, "at reasonable rate". lmao
Polygamists!