how to drink whiskey like a sir

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  • @allanblack8635
    @allanblack8635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5800

    I visited London early this year. A friend took me to his favorite Freemason bar. It was quite fancy and I was a bit outclassed. I was given whiskey on the rocks. This video was correct. I was called “Sir” the moment I threw my drink out over my shoulder. I was told “Sir, you get the fuck out.” Only time any one called me sir in London. Great video.

    • @jaketyler2193
      @jaketyler2193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      lmaooo

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Allan Black underrated joke ahead of its time. 💯

    • @6496chase
      @6496chase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Beautiful!!!

    • @digthis9111
      @digthis9111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmfao

    • @lucascano4738
      @lucascano4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahahajahaha

  • @bayramg668
    @bayramg668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6549

    I said "hello" and "how are you" but the whiskey said "i already have a boyfriend"

  • @moveaxebx
    @moveaxebx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5952

    6 times they ruined his whiskey. 6 times!

    • @avalonkemi
      @avalonkemi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      And twice by the English.

    • @davidmirakian1955
      @davidmirakian1955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Then this..union said we needed to wash our private areas in between customers. Our private Areas!

    • @mikeyjllewellyn
      @mikeyjllewellyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sex Thames

    • @europeansovietunion7372
      @europeansovietunion7372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Wars have been declared for less than that.

    • @ericguzman4043
      @ericguzman4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      SEX TAMES

  • @AM-257
    @AM-257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    This guy's keeping track of all the barmen that ruined his whiskey

    • @MrRomanrin
      @MrRomanrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      OH YEAH
      im sure he has a list...

    • @mdm3boi
      @mdm3boi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Imagine the pressure serving him a drink

    • @bryantsteury8910
      @bryantsteury8910 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      John Wick-sky

    • @maximuskhan2100
      @maximuskhan2100 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Justice will be served.......neat.

    • @dramaqueen4640
      @dramaqueen4640 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ...and twice in England >.>....

  • @shawnakumalla1
    @shawnakumalla1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10849

    I cant tell if hes joking or not

    • @harrywisniewski5017
      @harrywisniewski5017 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Same

    • @georgekosko5124
      @georgekosko5124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Shawn Akumalla he's an expert on whiskey etc.

    • @patrickbarks997
      @patrickbarks997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      He is an actual ambassador for Whyte and Mackay whisky. And to be fair, I actually fancy getting myself a bottle after seeing his other videos too lol. Great character.

    • @Benn61
      @Benn61 7 ปีที่แล้ว +788

      It is not a joke, trust me. I have a mustache

    • @jaimerosariojusticia
      @jaimerosariojusticia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      He is the "Bruce Lee" of whiskey.

  • @kuladipbhowmik3173
    @kuladipbhowmik3173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3787

    I ordered a peg of whiskey in a restaurant. The guy brought it. I swirled it and threw it away.

  • @Andrew-vb9bm
    @Andrew-vb9bm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6804

    I died when he yeeted that first glass.

  • @mdc123-v2v
    @mdc123-v2v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    For those who are wondering, this is Richard Paterson, he's the master blender at Dalmore, Jura and Whyte & Mackay (and soon to be Wolfcraig). He's an absolute legend in the industry and one of the best "noses" there has ever been. His style has always been a little showy and "out there" but make no mistake, this guy knows his whisky!

    • @quentinmantione1224
      @quentinmantione1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well thank you for the precision i wasn't aware of it ^^' though i assume one can't "throw out" the first glass in public, can he?

    • @BReal-10EC
      @BReal-10EC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Being showy is fine when you are trying to get the audience as excited about your hobby as you are. The guide being showy can make the experience. Back 20 years ago I spend a whole day drinking.. er um.. doing wine tasting in Napa Valley. The Mondavi vineyard in Napa Valley was by far the most memorable (even though Mondavi is regarded as a grocery store brand wine) due to our old guide absolutely loving his job and loving wine (he was definitely a functioning alcoholic). We even stole some wines to taste that we were not supposed to (according to him). Such fun. Regarding this whisky tasting. I notice he did not spit his out. Lol.

    • @MrOzzybenny01
      @MrOzzybenny01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Except Whyte & Mackay is piss water.

    • @BReal-10EC
      @BReal-10EC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrOzzybenny01 Isn't all Scottish Whiskey just piss water?

    • @MrOzzybenny01
      @MrOzzybenny01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BReal-10EC The stuff you get from the northern highlands is quite nice but the mainstream stuff tends to be rather boring either lacking in flavour or giving too much burn you've really got to look around for the more niche stuff to have a good experience. Although saying that Laphroaig is a guilty pleasure from time to time.

  • @RedaGranTorino
    @RedaGranTorino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    This is probably the finest work the algorithm has done for me .

  • @Cabeza492
    @Cabeza492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2269

    "How to drink whiskey like a sir"
    Step 1: Be a sir.
    Step 2: Don't be a cowboy.
    Step 3: Drink whiskey.

    • @djtambor3063
      @djtambor3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Step 4: Chuck it away, you don't need it.

    • @michaeltovey02607
      @michaeltovey02607 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How to drink whisky like a sir
      Step 1 buy a really good MALT whisky like Glenlivet 15 or 18 and pour into a proper glass. Add tiny dash of water.😢
      Step 2 smell and appreciate
      Step 3 sip and appreciate
      Repeat step 3 until the glass is empty then back to step 1
      Simples

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Step 0: Dye your mustache.

    • @nfmoguzhan
      @nfmoguzhan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wisky by the way wiskey is only for american (cowboy) scotchs and irish wiskeys

  • @michaelc.4321
    @michaelc.4321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    “You can see from the shape of this one, that it is quite different from this one.”
    Words of a true poet

    • @gcrazy64
      @gcrazy64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @tafl-9198
      @tafl-9198 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

  • @lethalspizzle
    @lethalspizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    my wife keeps asking "why are you throwing whisky around the house?"
    "I'm a Sir now, get used to it!
    oh and the shag pile is ruined, thanks for that!

    • @subashbose1910
      @subashbose1910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @wcresponder
      @wcresponder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought you were going to say the shagging was great but alas......you are in the dog house for tossing drinks.

    • @normasantanagarcia8798
      @normasantanagarcia8798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hilarious 🤣🤣😂

    • @jareton
      @jareton ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is your name Peter Griffin?

    • @PolPotsPieHole
      @PolPotsPieHole ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shag pile needs to be ruined

  • @noone-cn6yc
    @noone-cn6yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    His parents used to sleep in his bed when they were afraid.

    • @HR-rt9nh
      @HR-rt9nh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      as did Chuck Norris

    • @Thekeratenga123
      @Thekeratenga123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rafreyes1190
      @rafreyes1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg!🤟🤟🤟🤣

    • @MrSty27
      @MrSty27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because of funny people like you, this world is still in place.
      You, sir, have made my day! Thank you xD

    • @im8r834
      @im8r834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      proud to help u to reach 1k like on this comment
      AHAHAHAHAH

  • @GiacomoMiola
    @GiacomoMiola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    Alcoholism level:
    - "Hello"
    Then you go back to it
    - "How are you?"
    And then you go back to it
    - "Quite well"
    - "Thank you very much"

    • @e.rivera4251
      @e.rivera4251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ..that's what she said...........the rest is history..................

    • @prltqdf9
      @prltqdf9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      * then

    • @nerd_alert927
      @nerd_alert927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆.
      Though he does that only to give an example of how long and how much you need to smell the whisky. Using an example of now, it's like singing a song thats 20secs for proper handwashing time.

  • @GKDOUT
    @GKDOUT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6243

    I want this dude at my bachelor party

    • @tHeO14573
      @tHeO14573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GeeKeD-OuT :D haha

    • @hanne2814
      @hanne2814 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +GeeKeD-OuT I want this dude att my
      bachelorette party

    • @tHeO14573
      @tHeO14573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Hanne Frykhagen :D

    • @nerodryt
      @nerodryt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best comment ever xD

    • @L8bro
      @L8bro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I would never want this guy at one of my parties..he would be tossing out my old rare Scotch onto the floor.

  • @mindmachinepsy
    @mindmachinepsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    when the algorithm decides that 9 years later is the perfect time to recommend a video

    • @alejandroporras5687
      @alejandroporras5687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, in my case, 9 years ago I was still a student, unable to afford a nice bottle of whiskey, so today may indeed be the perfect time to check this out. Never doubt the YT algorithm.

    • @micharogozinski2371
      @micharogozinski2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      right?

    • @ecosmith7852
      @ecosmith7852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It never left the algorithm just isn’t on his level

    • @Pan_Tarhei
      @Pan_Tarhei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rel

    • @lordaizen8004
      @lordaizen8004 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      12 years for me 😂

  • @gyannedrasingh5353
    @gyannedrasingh5353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    This man can offer in PHD alchoholism.

    • @jamescrowther1234
      @jamescrowther1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dr. Alchy

    • @gelert66
      @gelert66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gyannedra Singh Having tasted shit Indian whisky, you don’t need his help!

    • @lukbawm1427
      @lukbawm1427 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hh

    • @joseph19012
      @joseph19012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No. I can confirm that throwing away whiskey literally would cause you to fail immediately. Down it first then pour the one for smelling.

    • @manzzand3506
      @manzzand3506 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jajajajaja

  • @sicne29
    @sicne29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    watching this guy i wanna become alcoholic

    • @boblow2451
      @boblow2451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Odd to me watching this guy throwing his falling down water over his shoulder just makes me want to slap him and take the bottle away ....... ok maybe that is because erm i am already well on the way to being a Alcoholic i don't know what % proof has my blood stream got to get to before i qualify ???

    • @shvabzee
      @shvabzee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But it is a hard and rocky way to be an alcoholic in a right way ))

    • @bichplz4375
      @bichplz4375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Milos Nesic hahahaha takodjer

    • @Bhratri
      @Bhratri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truer words have never been said

    • @headlight31
      @headlight31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milos Nesic Alcoholic? Nay. A Sir.

  • @CarlosMartinez-ve6iu
    @CarlosMartinez-ve6iu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    This guys happy hour begin at 10am and ends without shirt at 11pm

    • @jzk2020
      @jzk2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oh man, I'm dying here... gotta stop reading these comments. Hilarious.

    • @dleach02
      @dleach02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does it really end? ;-)

    • @Lucas_Terry
      @Lucas_Terry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @ARGHADEEP321
      @ARGHADEEP321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @hellking9148
      @hellking9148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @DominikPavel-fk2wb
    @DominikPavel-fk2wb หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    I started drinking alcohol years ago as a teenage, spent my whole life fighting alcohol addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

    • @Josh-k7e
      @Josh-k7e หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.

    • @MorrisBasar-jm9lc
      @MorrisBasar-jm9lc หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏

    • @CathieGomez-mp8sk
      @CathieGomez-mp8sk หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      YES sure of mycologist Predroshrooms. Mushrooms literally got me off my feet and turned my whole life around. I am currently a housing manager for a recovery program. I wouldn't have been able to do that shit without psilocybin.

    • @Hison-Dcarman
      @Hison-Dcarman 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.

    • @MarcWilliams-dz7ik
      @MarcWilliams-dz7ik 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Where do I reach this dude? If possible can I find him on Google

  • @tjazzmcneil5514
    @tjazzmcneil5514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    This guys entire house must smell like whiskey.

    • @banksee2013
      @banksee2013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lol 😅 ....right...... I might do that next time I go to my girls house like this how u drink babe 😂lol

    • @TheJupiter732
      @TheJupiter732 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      hahahahaha, i love it when a comment is so great, you immediately start to laugh in real life in front of your pc.

    • @traveltectours6561
      @traveltectours6561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TJazz MCNeil : ha ha suddenly made me laugh..super comment

  • @mrword5688
    @mrword5688 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    Maid come in like ooh shit he was drinking whiskey like a sir again.

    • @chrisjetton1957
      @chrisjetton1957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This comment literally made me Laugh Out Loud.

    • @neemguy81
      @neemguy81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too ha ha!

    • @Pansilinos
      @Pansilinos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahha

    • @vineetsrivastava9084
      @vineetsrivastava9084 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahahahahaha..... oooo my God!!

    • @mck7776
      @mck7776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Made my day bro!

  • @TurplePurtle.
    @TurplePurtle. 11 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    This guy. He's completely nuts, he throws shit on the floor, and he's absolutely wonderful.

    • @keltyk
      @keltyk 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's dramatic for sure. Glad this is educating people against ruining whisky. It's a big part of our Scottish economy, and if people learn to actually experience it properly (no ice in malts, but maybe ok in low end blends) they're going to love it.

    • @zackmartin00
      @zackmartin00 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      keltyk Wow. I just got into scotch and am a huge fan of Balvenie so far. I use ice all the time, thinking it releases water steadily throughout the drink. How can it be that bad for the experience? Can you fill me in or is it just a personal preference thing?

    • @antonhaatyla4267
      @antonhaatyla4267 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zack Martin
      Ice makes the whisky cold, and a colder whisky makes it harder for you to enjoy all those simple aromatics and ingredients within it, also ice adds to much water as you only need one drop or two to strengthen the aromatics in reducing the strength. It's the same with red wine, serve that cold and you won't be able to feel the taste of it, so serve it in room temperature. (y)

    • @zackmartin00
      @zackmartin00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks!

    • @davidborg2342
      @davidborg2342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's for comedic effect

  • @TheSkunkyMonk
    @TheSkunkyMonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    First Scotsman I've ever seen throw away alcohol willingly.

    • @thewouldyouratherguy
      @thewouldyouratherguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      he´s no mere scot. He´s a sir!

    • @Jose-og909
      @Jose-og909 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It had ice in it!

    • @TheSkunkyMonk
      @TheSkunkyMonk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Jose-og909 Ahh missed that, good man!

  • @ornim1
    @ornim1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    How I drink Whiskey.
    1-Take Bottle
    2-Take Glass
    3-Open Bottle
    4-Throws Out Glass
    5-Drink From bottle

    • @AmazinDavid
      @AmazinDavid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO

    • @ethanpn
      @ethanpn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      6- Cries himself to sleep

    • @ObjectiveZoomer
      @ObjectiveZoomer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel Uriel like a cowuoo boy

    • @eldarranger5063
      @eldarranger5063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sabrin Islam remember to say hello

    • @chriso9345
      @chriso9345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sabrin Islam like a SIR

  • @boi181818
    @boi181818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    If you ruin this guy's whiskey, he will stab you in the neck. He's done it 6 times.

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aye, with the blunt end of the bottle too.

    • @jzk2020
      @jzk2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dead... rip

    • @bloodface24
      @bloodface24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      6 times!

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jzk2020
      Source?

    • @supykun
      @supykun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Twice in America, once in France, once in Stockholm, and twice in England.

  • @NickEdan
    @NickEdan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    So if the bartender serves you your fine whiskey. swirl it around and throw it on the floor

    • @steveo13757
      @steveo13757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or just throw it on the guy sitting next to you!

    • @shadowknight140
      @shadowknight140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂 ohh boy you really cracked me up

    • @abdulbagiali
      @abdulbagiali 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/pKEBDX2NfU8/w-d-xo.html

    • @mikebibler2986
      @mikebibler2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god damn hahahaha

    • @Chxzz1
      @Chxzz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Abdulbagi, fuck off with your Islam bullshit.

  • @Padrean23
    @Padrean23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The clean glass might be contaminated, but the taste of his finger just adds to the entire experience.

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    He not only kept the track of how many times his whisky was ruined but he also knows in which countries. SALUTE!

    • @TheChriscarr1210
      @TheChriscarr1210 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kept England for the last mention too 😊

    • @railwaysroadsslovakia2273
      @railwaysroadsslovakia2273 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...and twoyce in Englond :-)@@TheChriscarr1210

    • @DennisFarkas-q3m
      @DennisFarkas-q3m 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That sideeye too​@@TheChriscarr1210

    • @Shadow-ze8zb
      @Shadow-ze8zb 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He probably even remember the caliber and silencer he used for them.

  • @hammadkhan3667
    @hammadkhan3667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Why is this not a meme

    • @filipkocera4297
      @filipkocera4297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D I dont know man :D :D :D

    • @comfortablydoomed6280
      @comfortablydoomed6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One year later and still not a meme

    • @SE_Lin
      @SE_Lin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is a meme, Jack.

    • @matty.c777
      @matty.c777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it’s now a meme

  • @CuriousConnoisseurs
    @CuriousConnoisseurs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    I drink my Milk that Way.

    • @TabsT-vy5jy
      @TabsT-vy5jy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      me too, straight from the breast

    • @soumyajitsarkar2372
      @soumyajitsarkar2372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tabs T lol wtf dude xD

    • @lemonroi
      @lemonroi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So is it called Milky Way?

    • @comfortablydoomed6280
      @comfortablydoomed6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, Milk on the rocks.

    • @nibbadelicious3918
      @nibbadelicious3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Back to oblivion ya milk drinker!! A true nord shall drink milk from the TIT of Mighty Talos.

  • @Blackenedwhiplash
    @Blackenedwhiplash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He sounds so sad about those six times that hot water ruined his whiskey. Like it killed a part of his soul and he relives it in his nightmares every night.

  • @Adam-nz9wi
    @Adam-nz9wi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    I asked for 90ml of whisky not 91ml *chucks it away*

  • @Gggrrrrrrrr23
    @Gggrrrrrrrr23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I put my nose right in the glass to get in to the whisky and ended up snorting the whisky up through my nose. It burns :(

    • @AbcD-tx8du
      @AbcD-tx8du 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Space Monkey im addicted to snorting whisky

    • @bluewendigo672
      @bluewendigo672 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @mournwood
      @mournwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, it would burn no matter which way you ingested it.

    • @MrStano-jy3ts
      @MrStano-jy3ts 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Brian-vz5cu
      @Brian-vz5cu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But did you die??

  • @stevens5541
    @stevens5541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    The Asylum seems to have lost a mad Scotsman

  • @tommyvercettygt
    @tommyvercettygt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "I want a glass of your finest whiskey"
    "Oh, sure, there you are, it's 30$"
    *takes the glass, throws the whiskey away*
    "Oh, yes, now you can fill it, thank you"

    • @greatmindsthinkalike1378
      @greatmindsthinkalike1378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      )0 LOL!

    • @dannymccorkle6213
      @dannymccorkle6213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swirl and clean. Swirl and clean before throwing it

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      $30. Shit. Currency symbol comes first.

    • @tommyvercettygt
      @tommyvercettygt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pauljordan4452 30 dollars, not dollars thirty

  • @lordaaron2431
    @lordaaron2431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    I can only imagine what happened in England with the way he said "twice in England"

    • @hrhcrab
      @hrhcrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and considering what we are like, who the fuck would blame 'em?

    • @jameslowman1355
      @jameslowman1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bloody hell! Mate!

    • @lokigamerofmischief171
      @lokigamerofmischief171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theslayterino5362 yeah, we do

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theslayterino5362
      They do not really hate English people. Most of it is rivalry rather than hate. There a few sour faced people in Scotland but most of it is fun nonsense.

    • @phantomdrac
      @phantomdrac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably knew Brexit was coming

  • @Mike-xg3mi
    @Mike-xg3mi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    how to be a pro alcoholic

    • @pablonaracena
      @pablonaracena 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mike How to justify that you have a drinking problem 😂😂😂

    • @AmorrSummerstorm
      @AmorrSummerstorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mad brethren?

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called whiskey enthusiast, you uncultured swine.

  • @omarkharnivall2439
    @omarkharnivall2439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Coming back to it in 2019 I must say:
    - Damn it never gets old

    • @srivastavdevanshu
      @srivastavdevanshu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed.

    • @yannstewart1355
      @yannstewart1355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, It's go vivid, especially in COVID days.

    • @jameschesterton
      @jameschesterton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still not old today, I love this dude.

    • @dwainehiggins4451
      @dwainehiggins4451 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Still good in 2024

    • @omarkharnivall2439
      @omarkharnivall2439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dwainehiggins4451thanks, you just reminded me of this, had to watch it again😂

  • @ThyVincent
    @ThyVincent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I recognize that bar!!! This is where I slipped on ice on the floor and became paralysed from the waist down

  • @IntentionallyLeftBlank.
    @IntentionallyLeftBlank. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Alcoholic level: 100
    You're asking the whiskey how his day is going

  • @truman0725
    @truman0725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    this is the best video ever

  • @shivamvohra4109
    @shivamvohra4109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Step 1 - Pour whisky into a glass.
    Step 2 - Swirl it.
    Step 3 - Throw it away.
    Video's title should be "How to Waste your Whisky like a Sir"

    • @shivamvohra4109
      @shivamvohra4109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Nostalgia For Infinity That doesn't even justify why he told us to throw it away.

    • @TheWildBuckOutdoors
      @TheWildBuckOutdoors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shivamvohra4109 He actually explain it...

    • @haryanvijaat1604
      @haryanvijaat1604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chup chutiye

    • @piyush1365
      @piyush1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you're a stupid fuck

    • @heeheehawhawheehee
      @heeheehawhawheehee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's more steps, the next one is hello

  • @OmarFW
    @OmarFW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This dude can remember every single time his whiskey has ever been ruined and tell the alcohol percentage of a drink just by looking at it. He is the golden god of whiskey.

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You know this man been kicked outta bars 💀

  • @pedrovelasquez8680
    @pedrovelasquez8680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "Don't knock it back like a cowboy." awesome.

    • @Firebeat.
      @Firebeat. ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah like a cowboy you drink vodka noy whiskey lol😂😂😂

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Firebeat.Cowboys drinking vodka?

    • @Stolanis
      @Stolanis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alanwatts8239 them good ol russian cowboys herding cattle across the tundra

  • @oneparticularlysmartape
    @oneparticularlysmartape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "Hello...
    How are you?
    Quite well!
    Thank you very much..."
    Legendary.

    • @clipthief9724
      @clipthief9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What’s legendary is you getting 96 likes and not a single comment

  • @noneofyourbusiness5433
    @noneofyourbusiness5433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    This man has a moustache.....he's all business, take him seriously.

    • @tothag84
      @tothag84 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except for when he acts like a child with his temper tantrums 😂

  • @MerkinMuffly
    @MerkinMuffly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    1:01 One might be fretful that The Sir would drop the glass or spill the whiskey, you need not be concerned, a SIr does not spill his whiskey.

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai 11 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Am Sir.
    Can confirm methods are rock solid.

  • @denizkarael3413
    @denizkarael3413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This video aged like a fine whiskey

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just came back after I don't know how many years. Still a great video.

  • @krixig
    @krixig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I'm 83 percent positive that if you start casting liquor across the room, you're probably going to get punched in the throat by the bartender or by the lady you just tossed it on.
    Also, Id give my house up to see William Wallace and this guy in the same room...

    • @L8bro
      @L8bro 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well stated.

    • @bethbartlett5692
      @bethbartlett5692 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I am still smiling at your precision and confidence - and considering the passive bars you frequent (passive individuals you know), because - wether at my bar(S) or my home, "unless no one was present, in which case it would be due to a fire or tragedy", if a gentleman tosses whiskey across the room, then there would be the following thoughts that would cross my mind, and those whom I would likey be sharing a Whiskey with, and that would inc:
      There's an unwanted guest in his drink and he's a Scott- possibly a Brit
      The man is having "ticks" and he's a Scott-possibly a Brit
      There a cigarette burning on the furniture and he's a Scott - no chance he's a Brit
      There a point he wants to make and he's a Scott that's feeling his future is cloudy (no way he's a Brit)
      and
      There's 100% chance my foot is going to be up his "arse" while he is cleaning his way to the door and apologizing for "WASTING WHISKEY"
      Cause I'm Irish and American and EVERY SCOTSMAN and BRIT knows - WE (MY PEOPLE) DON'T WASTE THE GOLDEN NECTAR!
      (And Brit that know where he is - just got more sense than come in an Irish Pub or my home) - 8·)
      GO IRISH !!!

    • @L8bro
      @L8bro 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Beth Bartlett 😃

    • @krixig
      @krixig 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Beth Bartlett
      Depending on the proof of the whiskey, the fire scenario could go south rather quickly.

    • @tirmikj5
      @tirmikj5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because probably you re with a cheap bartender or cheap girl

  • @stephenland9361
    @stephenland9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My dad, born in Edinburgh, told me that in Scotland, if you asked for ice in your gin and tonic, they would give you one ice cube.
    If you asked for ice in your whiskey, they asked you to leave the country.

    • @_Rustodian
      @_Rustodian ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of the Frankie Boyle joke where he asks a Scottish barman for a lager tops and he replies "we don't do cocktails!".

  • @Lickiecat
    @Lickiecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This video has gotten me through some hard times, and is probably what sparked my interest/passion in whisky.
    We played it while having a dram before a friends funeral, and it instantly started the day with a bit of laughter.
    This man is a legend.

  • @x5xxSmittyxx5x
    @x5xxSmittyxx5x 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Chucking the whiskey across the room
    made me laugh my ass off.

  • @Erik-uv8zf
    @Erik-uv8zf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Don't knock it back like a cowboy 🤠

  • @paam1971
    @paam1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've seen these video for several years now. And every time I come back, all I can think about is: this guy is a genius

  • @spicykielbasa5305
    @spicykielbasa5305 9 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    i chucked my whiskey glass like he said to do at the end.. i got tazed and arrested

    • @arvindmrao
      @arvindmrao 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spicy Kielbasa ROFL!

    • @rishabhvats8626
      @rishabhvats8626 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Spicy Kielbasa you writing this from prison

    • @Pansilinos
      @Pansilinos 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha

    • @ESmaniak
      @ESmaniak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahh, you must be from the USA. Good day to you.

    • @magetaaaaaa
      @magetaaaaaa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Spicy Kielbasa You're lucky you didn't get a colonoscopy and enema as well, like that guy in New Mexico.

  • @jin5632
    @jin5632 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    You would not want to serve that guy whisky, because he has 99.99% of throwing it in your face

  • @shotgun6X
    @shotgun6X 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I don't know if I'm liking this ironically or not

    • @erickg3508
      @erickg3508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am asking the same question.

  • @Noble22nd
    @Noble22nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember being 14 and seeing this. It’s legendary as the day I watched it.

  • @TsarOfRuss
    @TsarOfRuss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hahahahaha oh my God, how did i even end up here ? this man is HILARIOUS !!!

    • @Melanrick
      @Melanrick 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same thing im asking myself, i dont even drink! LOL

  • @DamiaN06660
    @DamiaN06660 9 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    is moustache mandatory for enjoying my whiskey?

    • @Velor5
      @Velor5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      +Damian Yes

    • @erick019
      @erick019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Noah G. you win good sir!

    • @mateoscerratti394
      @mateoscerratti394 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

    • @nosajsebrof2
      @nosajsebrof2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and cleaning the pool ;)

    • @micahOnGuitar
      @micahOnGuitar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely

  • @TheVirtuoso883
    @TheVirtuoso883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    this guy is my spirit animal

  • @aggebagge8119
    @aggebagge8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you youtube, first time in a while you gave me something useful.

  • @Crazmuss
    @Crazmuss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Lol, just take beer mug, put half (250ml) whiskey and half (250 ml) espresso and drink it really fast. Then start a fight.

  • @patgray5402
    @patgray5402 9 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    How does the most interesting man in the world drink whiskey?

    • @unwarranteddumbassery9263
      @unwarranteddumbassery9263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      1. Throw it away
      2. Get dos equis

    • @danielhawthorne1838
      @danielhawthorne1838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      has very little ice, he doesn't knock it back like a cowboy

    • @michaelreed5416
      @michaelreed5416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He does not it jumps out the bottle right into his stomach cuz of his majesty

    • @james-ch
      @james-ch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Luke William it's scottish not irish so it's whisky not whiskey

    • @boobye6305
      @boobye6305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I drink it straight out the bottle! now you know

  • @adrcamacho1
    @adrcamacho1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Imagine what this guy does when he gets ready to munch on a girls box.... “hello....how are you...quite well..thank you very much...”

    • @2explore1
      @2explore1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      6 times he got close to putting his nose in one..but he tossed them aside.

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOOOOOL

    • @cisco6379
      @cisco6379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol lol lol

    • @BornRICHBrion
      @BornRICHBrion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @MMMssskaayy
      @MMMssskaayy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My sides hurt from laughing way too hard at this comment!

  • @philiphobia
    @philiphobia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That "six times" story is the saddest thing ever

    • @Ryan-dc6lj
      @Ryan-dc6lj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "...and *twice* in England."

    • @adriandurlej9266
      @adriandurlej9266 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      clearly every time was a traumatic time for him to remember the place lool.

  • @RedMcc
    @RedMcc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    no way in hell I am throwing out a modest amount of Lagavulin 16 on the floor

    • @fpdiscopenguin
      @fpdiscopenguin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lagavulin. Damn good dram sir. Colila comes close.

    • @-Wreckanize-
      @-Wreckanize- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love that peat bomb.

    • @slanjbo
      @slanjbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wreckanize I wouldn't say peat bomb, it's on the lighter side of Islay offerings especially compared to Ardbeg or Octomore

    • @peshmadscientist1833
      @peshmadscientist1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That whyte and mackay IS a pretty decent blend. Not too much ice, maybe one cube or just room temp with a little splash of water. Mmmmmmm scotch.

    • @peshmadscientist1833
      @peshmadscientist1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That 16 yr lagavulin is one of the nicest whiskys I ever had.

  • @LTHSDramaPrivate
    @LTHSDramaPrivate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I can't tell if this man is joking or 100% serious but either way I love him.

  • @TopTrendTechnology
    @TopTrendTechnology 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    If I throw first peg like that, my friends will throw me out of the window.

    • @saifulislamrana9589
      @saifulislamrana9589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then note it down..
      They are your real friend 😂

    • @Harry-bs1qg
      @Harry-bs1qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dad will do the same too

    • @jayanthkumar1123
      @jayanthkumar1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌👌👌😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌

    • @ankitaaarya
      @ankitaaarya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Harry-bs1qg how old are you

    • @teteskone41
      @teteskone41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then you can't drink whiskey like a sir.

  • @iamtheteapot7405
    @iamtheteapot7405 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whenever this pops up in my recommended, I watch it. Never disappointed either.

  • @akashkunte7444
    @akashkunte7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Hello.
    How are you?
    Very well.
    Thank you.

    • @mukerremhan3231
      @mukerremhan3231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quite well idiot

    • @thuggy67
      @thuggy67 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know English lol

  • @ima181993
    @ima181993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I think this guy had a little too much whiskey before filming.

  • @ryandwiky9025
    @ryandwiky9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    We must protect this Sir at all cost

  • @filippians413
    @filippians413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He makes me want to drink whiskey and I don't even drink.

  • @jakelamotta2387
    @jakelamotta2387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    2:40 Omgg this is soo true😂😂

    • @huzhangdyi1957
      @huzhangdyi1957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's not scotch on the rocks, it's rocks on the scotch

  • @g.m.s.b.3190
    @g.m.s.b.3190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    - Helloo ?!
    - How are you ?!
    - Quiet well
    - Thank you very much
    Imagine you doing that in club
    Don't forget to through it on someone's face tell him you want be sir.

  • @TheAviator789
    @TheAviator789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    " Take hold of the barman and show him whats its all about" *Fucks the glass away. lol !

  • @mortemartin
    @mortemartin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how his nose is just made for sniffing whiskey, true gentelman

  • @dilton204
    @dilton204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This dude is REAL

  • @gezzapk
    @gezzapk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Shortly after this video ended he slipped over on the whisky and ice cubes that he threw on the ground.

  • @nd8579
    @nd8579 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm not a whiskey person so much, but this guy is hilarious!

    • @Cabeza492
      @Cabeza492 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whiskey tends to make people hilarious... if you aren't funny enough so drink more whiskey :D

  • @davidcataldo5214
    @davidcataldo5214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I remember when I was studying in University, i had to present the history of whiskey to my British History and Culture class, and I showed this video at the end of it... I made my teacher laugh and that gave me some points 😅

  • @GoZuHaZa
    @GoZuHaZa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    LMAO, his pinocchio nose can actually reach the bottom of the glass for a superior sniff xD

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @Brzy-rm6wd
      @Brzy-rm6wd 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ROFL

    • @Texasguy316
      @Texasguy316 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh dude lmao hahahahaha you are stupid funny!! Lmfao

    • @samuelr2969
      @samuelr2969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHHAHAH

  • @adamels9504
    @adamels9504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    What if I don't have a nose that's a foot long?

  • @swedishwhiskygirl
    @swedishwhiskygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just love Richard - such a character and so lovely in person !

  • @Salazar824
    @Salazar824 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not the Sir we need but the Sir we deserve.

  • @nafisahmad4303
    @nafisahmad4303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He doesn't only drink the whiskey but he actually lives the moment while drinking it .

  • @kalleklp7291
    @kalleklp7291 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You sir, make a very enjoyable show out of the art of drinking whisky/whiskey...thanks for sharing..

  • @tallicafan85
    @tallicafan85 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    wish i was rich to throw whiskey away

    • @capt.obvious4487
      @capt.obvious4487 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can go to a party store where I live and buy small bottles of any type of whiskey you want for a few bucks then you can throw it away you do not have to be rich.

    • @BaddaBigBoom
      @BaddaBigBoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...but it was Shite and McKay!

  • @ericcuellar404
    @ericcuellar404 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Even a sophisticated gentleman throws one out for the lads that are no longer among us

  • @asimshiek3933
    @asimshiek3933 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    He is drunk

  • @MatheusNiisama
    @MatheusNiisama 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This was fucking hilarious! Loved it!

  • @bigbarty8648
    @bigbarty8648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A very useful and informative clip for anybody who takes whisky seriously. Many thanks.

  • @tianyili8779
    @tianyili8779 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every single second in the whole 202seconds video is a fine piece of art work

  • @stul5844
    @stul5844 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    that guy is a gentleman and a scholar

    • @BaddaBigBoom
      @BaddaBigBoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he isnae.

    • @janruudschutrups9382
      @janruudschutrups9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do declare!

    • @louisc.gasper7588
      @louisc.gasper7588 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is supposed to have a superlative palate, and I am glad to assume he has. But it strikes me that his reputation is built more on hype than substance. So is he an OBE? KCBE? If he were a true gentlemen, I'm sure his order would be highlighted. I'm sure he's a decent chap, but careful about that "gentleman" stuff. And the appelation "scholar" is usually reserved for those who have published in peer-reviewed professional journals. Has he?

  • @rjmacready8830
    @rjmacready8830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love this guy. Classy, knows his whiskey, and can tie a perfect Windsor knot.

  • @ElectroMonkeyz
    @ElectroMonkeyz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    you don't wanna be standing behind this guy in a bar

  • @arsonfly
    @arsonfly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's something so relaxing about people confidently bullshitting.