The Weirdest GOOGLE Searches

DONT GOOGLE ANYTHING YOU SEE IN THIS VIDEO YOUNG ONES
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[@ninerjen]

”I’m not a serial killer”
*All those pink sheep might say otherwise*

[@lilkorevived]

But they cant. Can they now ?

[@vinnyloyas9703]

Good one!

[@armaangondara7339]

lol

[@russianbot5302]

Can I ruin the joke like the little pr*ck I am? To be a serial killer you have to kill people on separate days. He's actually a mass murderer. I apologise

[@Junior-qg8hi]

MortalDestroyer 50 ok boomer

[@bobgeorvich5108]

Girlfriend isn’t in the video...
“Not Blood on the walls”
Wait

[@Moo0341]

Bob Georvich oh yeah its all coming together

[@daddyt9013]

Bob Georvich the question if he did you know what, why

[@KarioxShorts]

Wow man😱😱😱

[@mortalskii]

Wow thats crazy when i read it

[@coryboi2160]

Bob Georvich 😯

[@ToPoProPl]

"An empty Browser history reveals more than a full one"-Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@TheWilliShow-r4v]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jennalucas6641]

Dam that is true tho

[@dragonclaw2854]

1:20 had me laughing so god damn hard, what a legend Lannan is.

[@SubswithNovideos-qj8mq]

“I never murdered anyone”
His girlfriends pink sheep: 👁👄👁

[@ahsokatano4138]

nah wait to u watch the pig on tannars channel surprising the click office

[@Mrx-rn5vt]

Stolen comment

[@ahsokatano4138]

ERTH KWAKEツ lazarbeam goes on about serial killing

[@gaaraofthedesert9682]

👁️👄👁️

[@Jammy__100]

Lol

[@username172]

"coconuts are deadlier than sharks?!"
possibly cause some people shake trees sometimes

[@will44bott]

Sharks need to start hiding in trees to surprise their victims like the coconut army. Then their KDA would be better.

[@Josephedery721]

potao beer I like it name

[@aubreys7549]

will44bott shoot that’s big brain

[@Raj-sz6op]

Lol yeah

[@Half-People]

Despite our greatest efforts, death remains our nations number one killer.

[@sheeeeeeeeesh8837]

3:40 he forgot to blur dat one

[@Ultimathreethousand]

oh shit yea

[@aldenrhodes4885]

"Those spiders aren't scary"
Classic aussie answer

[@Kadz]

So you’re telling me Lannan never heard of Burger King Foot Lettuce before??

[@doodledudddle2765]

Guess not

[@scrapz08]

Guess not

[@cluelessdownyfnontiktok8801]

Why refer to him as Lannan

[@poignantgnat1233]

Lol ikr

[@noahcricket]

Kadz I don’t think he’s been outside of his fortnite world to know what it is

[@luidace3236]

“I set her pink sheep on fire.”
Five seconds later
“I am not a serial killer.”

[@burcaygurcan5524]

XEN0 Awesome brah fortnite.

[@heydeochoa9067]

true

[@frazzlingfoot9300]

XEN0 Awesome he said murdered someone is a sheep someone

[@matthewfirth7047]

Ok

[@matthewfirth7047]

Blue

[@astrotoca6111]

I feel it is very nice that lazar is willing to give up his sanity and innocence for us.

[@j-moneycool2985]

What innocence

[@Luks_luke]

@@j-moneycool2985fr

[@Pain_Edits22]

As an Australian I can confirm that huntsman spiders are everywhere

[@unkxwnluke699]

IKR

[@WillRhan]

There are some here in America

[@bigpapi28]

I checked his Twitter and... It’s been suspended for violating Twitter’s policy 😂😂😂

[@Simplicity223]

What the f

[@bigpapi28]

Rewbot27 ya I was wondering what “violation” he did

[@psymon_]

WHAT The FFFFF

[@Illumination80]

I'm not the only one watching old videos then

[@lorenz_ist_gay9363]

what was the word that he blured

[@pukazuka4852]

Lazarbeam: don't search that
Me: searches everything's he says don't

[@Billingsfamily2023]

Puka BTW same

[@Juicetinino]

Puka BTW blue waffles...

[@caleb9740]

Blue waffles don’t do it plz plz don’t

[@salbon6257]

@@caleb9740 I wont if you tell me why

[@Voidio2454]

@@salbon6257 wait how old are u

[@TheDarkFilms15]

Did it without incognito mode what a legend

[@railfanmaximstill7279]

8:05 that actually looks pretty damn cool.

[@drag0n594]

Interviewer: so where ya from ?
Lazabeam: i like spiders
Interviewer: Ahh Australia

[@pepperdal4888]

I am 8 years old and I looked up blue waffles

[@camdenleaboyt7526]

@@pepperdal4888 what did it show

[@pepperdal4888]

People with like 30 balls in their sack

[@pepperdal4888]

Its fucked up

[@U23811]

@@pepperdal4888 thats not what blue waffle is, and i doubt you are 8

[@cainsmalley7690]

0:00 everyone in quarantine

[@blueeyedrobotfortnitefnafa6613]

Lol

[@signal6307]

Lol x2

[@amandave3195]

@@signal6307 SO TRUE

[@dusktalent7585]

😂

[@signal6307]

Aman Dave ?

[@Misscatroblox-Evanthecat]

When you say “DO DONT” we will 😁

[@user-gi6qs6wo3b]

"this is disgusting"
proceeds to scroll to look for more

[@jscjyk]

When he was searching “when did my dad” leave ,it was purple that means it’s already been opened

[@KingKKoolTM]

Man behind the slaughter intensifies*

[@elverde8087]

There should be one that is "why does my gf cheat on me?" Hahaha I wanna die😄

[@datbot2220]

Dawg not gonna lie, I had a stroke trying to read that

[@mandarinduck5485]

I think he tried to eat it

[@g4l1l_buckz35]

@@elverde8087 nice

[@jeremiahlynch3648]

Lazarbeam: "I have never murdered anyone"
50 seconds before: "She will not be here because i murdered her pink sheep"

[@volkxityuwu]

Lol

[@lgardner7176]

Dab

[@toddferguson8885]

OMG

[@elsaohlinger8134]

Lmaoooo

[@Me-zv6nk]

Sheep aren’t people and he said he never killed people. He never said he never killed a sheep small brain boi

[@Saop12]

4:17 I’m eating Burger King with lettuce right now😂

[@J4MMUS]

Lannan: I had to blur this word so that you do not look it up
Me: Instantly knows that it's goatse

[@aboss1721]

My curiosity got the best of me🤦🏻‍♂️

[@benmott3093]

What is it

[@J4MMUS]

@@benmott3093 goatse

[@ftrspaulie4476]

It is not goatse

[@J4MMUS]

@@ftrspaulie4476 then what is it

[@thebrendo]

"Im not a serial killer"
"My girlfriend wont be in my videos anymore"
"Thats not blood on the walls."
**eXcUsE mE**

[@potatolivesmatter3952]

Haha?

[@knightmaster_cr6785]

Softy IKR

[@MOON1SUA]

That’s probably the sheep’s blood

[@nurchonstore2371]

Hmm

[@MOON1SUA]

I like dope or nope

[@owenhurley3439]

Lazarbeam: Do not tell your parents to search this up.
5 yr old: *tells parents*

[@Jerome0842]

owen hurley what was it please tell me

[@bigmanbazzaaa]

@RomeStar Jerome it’s an std

[@loadingclaps]

The family was never seen again

[@Jerome0842]

Faze Bakry ???? What do u mean?

[@loadingclaps]

RomeStar Jerome when the saw what it was

[@markmacanas7447]

I laughed so hard when lazer bean tells dads get milk and never cam back and also i know that comment that was not seen😂

[@mythik404]

6:04 most Australian thing I’ve ever heard

[@mrgamer8780]

Scientists: penguins never fly because there's nothing to fly away from
Also scientists:polar bears kill about 10000 penguins each year

[@user-pv7pe4pl9i]

Polar bears live at the North Pole, penguins live at South Pole tho

[@mrgamer8780]

@@user-pv7pe4pl9i ooh right right it's seals who kill them

[@aymaan8552]

So they get killed by seals and they have to learn how to evolve how to fly now? Big brain!!

[@mrgamer8780]

@@aymaan8552 are you being sarcastic

[@aymaan8552]

@@mrgamer8780 I don't know.

[@vinko1517]

"I'm not a serial killer."
Has comitted only one murder.

[@James-xw1zd]

Of Course

[@jielynsabarez2693]

*One.*

[@dizzyiou]

@Anna Way oh no another bot

[@YourJabroni]

R.I.P Rodger

[@pandaman.1526]

The reason his girlfriend isn’t in the videos is because he murderd her

[@itsmecharlie250]

3:42 Vietnam flashbacks of my 14 year old sister's old laptop

[@DonkeyKing733]

Why is have to be watching this in my bed now I feel like a spider is in my bed

[@flippieblignaut9240]

If penguins cant fly because they have no threat to fly away from, are you telling me if i feel threatened there is a possibility i can learn to fly
😂😂

[@carson6537]

well, you're not a bird like them

[@tylerdilworth7017]

@Lucas. wait a damn minute

[@sel1254]

“Where are these coconuts coming from!”
Exactly.

[@weenmaster8000]

Yee

[@lilmatthias5483]

Sub to me you bloody legend

[@lilmatthias5483]

@Karina Cat I subbed now sub to me

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

"Where are these coconuts coming from!”
They are being thrown by drop bears.

[@Erasergod]

I bet this man enjoy the ones that he had to blur for TH-cam

[@runxking1495]

Who here in 2024? 😂

[@ryamarti]

Me😊

[@JackBaraniewicz]

Me

[@joyfreddd]

Me

[@AverageNerdsGaming]

Me

[@other_gamez]

who wants everybody typing your comment in youtube?

[@wolfyakuza]

“And they’re ripe for the taking.”
*Penguin season begins*

[@villiam7718]

I read that when he said it wow

[@snapbacktoreality9529]

*searches movies with no kissing scenes*
Google: *YoUr LiFe*

[@harryr5697]

suman rai ooooooooooffff

[@s0meGuy2322]

F

[@beychannel1014]

Roasted OFF

[@cadence4674]

Lmao ooooffff

[@niko-800]

Footballjake14 can relate

[@helpmeget1ksubs681]

He saying "huntsman are big and friendly" just makes me believe that he's from Australian.

[@joshuabaughn3734]

6:02 Huntsmen Spiders are some of the most venomous spiders on the planet! Their bites can cause Local Swelling and Pain, Vomiting, Nausea, Headache, Irregular Heartbeat and Palpitations.

[@Meeskree30]

Thanks for letting me know. I knew lazar was joking

[@jdubz2591]

Lannan: Where are the coconuts from where they're so deadly?
Me, A Vietnam expert: GET DOWN THEY'RE IN THE TREES

[@Calumm550]

“Fresh is 17 years old”
Me: but how

[@jexplays]

Cal_ um for real he sounds a little older I would say in his 20s

[@HighOffKhi]

@EYAD AMER he did

[@dr.potatokim1712]

He’s actually 17...

[@Mikel424]

@@dr.potatokim1712 exactly hes 17😂

[@ProdChunkkz]

Cal_ um u play Fortnite eww

[@braydonginn685]

When the chicken sneezed a add popped up about TH-cam music 😂😂

[@nerizzamorillo4102]

7:10 why do i see a sticky while thing

[@ThatCheesePizzaGuy]

Lannan: “I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!”
*continues scrolling*
Hmm

[@christiansams223]

Lollll

[@ethanc5392]

Lol

[@ethanc5392]

Lol
I’m board I’m very board

[@Yichh]

Ethan C *boerd

[@jengraybill4091]

Lolllllllll

[@halflifedreamcast]

Sharks: kills people
Coconuts: Pathetic.

[@simonphelan8154]

coconuts: we are deadly
snakes: hold my beer

[@ConverseMass85]

there is ALOT of tan in the 4th one lol

[@pieceofshimata]

"Corn hub" 🗿💀
Edit: "That's some black cOrN"
"YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@thexgamer8240]

Lannan: *Includes Google in the video’s title*
TH-cam: *This...does put a smile on my face.*

[@SyafriMukhrizal]

Priiitttt!!!
blue waffle make black women protest!!! You detected racism.

[@commiting_every_evil]

#1 on trending proves that theory

[@moondiamond9340]

#1 trending on the whole platform
Omg this crap finally made it
Am kidding this HIGH quality content

[@Pupster888]

Lannan: *puts Google in title*
TH-cam: TRENDING

[@nerizzamorillo4102]

4:10 FOOT WHAT

[@MrMcChickenKing🈴🈹🈺🈶🈺]

4 words "two girls one cup" It's about two people drinking rootbeer and watching funny videos then laughing so hard the rootbeer comes spewing out their nose 🤣🤣🤣
Sooo funny

[@suxxycheeto9081]

Lazar beam: "NO NO NOO NOO!!!!"
also lazar beam: *continues to look at it*

[@Ai.stories71]

@@Zaki_1052 Is it Gekkum?

[@ellak6342]

Zaki - Gaming that ain’t bad

[@omgswift7759]

Joseph Lopez Of corse this has 69 likes

[@tylerfrierdich]

“That’s a chunky boy!”
“That looks more like a cloud!”

[@haiifos]

Slugg3r I was scrolling through and as I read it he said it

[@Turtleman_3]

Now I crap myself every time I see a goose

[@Hellogoodsirhowareyou]

6:08 for the Australian that’s pretty surprising

[@peyk47]

no one:
coconuts: we are planning our attack, we will rule soon

[@xbcvideo9751]

Please report everyone under my videos who comment ok boomer. THEY NEVER STOP

[@haydenmurphy63]

@@xbcvideo9751 ok Boomer

[@larsrutten8869]

@@xbcvideo9751 OKAY BOOMER

[@YohanBlake-hy7gb]

XBC Video got it

[@kerrymeller3913]

Very true

[@just-abdul9862]

Lannan: Don"t google this!
Me: Ok let me google this.

[@noahbaron3157]

SaME

[@python1446]

Dammit can't like it

[@thegodofdestruction6097]

Same

[@Something-cy5wn]

Same

[@yamori0665]

Same

[@YODAisMYname.]

When the chicken sneezed right after I got a McDonald’s mc chicken ad

[@jennalucas6641]

With the penguins thing, there are golden jellyfish that can't sting for the same reason as penguins.

[@Gabriel-wh3sr]

When someone is scared to swim with sharks
Just tell them that your more likely to die from a coconut

[@samuellamesigo6365]

Good one

[@KAEL925]

Or another person lol

[@kristymeyers9688]

And then proceed to hit them with the coconut

[@riskyy2657]

*omg pewdiepie commented on my new video. Im crying and shaking*

[@94Dilvlogs]

@@kristymeyers9688 Subscribe me to my you tube channel

[@death_slayers32]

“Spiders are not scary”
Me: Said so as an Australian

[@isaacneueli9335]

John Guillen for aussies it’s magpies 😂

[@koka_pepsi]

@John Guillen I'm American and I'm not afraid of spiders

[@deafultpic936]

I'm american

[@Anakinvoorhees]

3:40 we gonna talk about what’s at the bottom? I’m surprised this wasn’t blurred but then again I think this came out when TH-cam was chill but I don’t remember because it was so long ago

[@Ericgames-cd2fo]

5:46 the chicken sneeze is adorable

[@avamichelle1551]

Lazarbeam: searches up random crap
The FBI agent watching him: *wtf is this guy doin*

[@omen434]

Ok

[@zaid5460]

Ava Michelle bruh I'm pretty sure that his fbi agent knows who he is and just wondered 'is he recording this he better be'

[@avamichelle1551]

I just tried to make something funny I didn’t think for like 15 minutes. ZAID

[@unkownpurple_alien9232]

I found out what fbi stands for

[@unkownpurple_alien9232]

It stands for Federal boob inspecter

[@arapadapa]

Lannan: Is disgusted from photos
Also Lannan: *continues looking*

[@gustavofrinq7151]

Omg that's so true

[@sweat.e908]

Fax

[@thepenguin5931]

Overused comment 🤓

[@majorleaguetalkshow9262]

fax

[@Bubthewizard]

Fax

[@GreyhoundYT]

Australian people : If a spider drops on you lap give him a high five
British people : Running away from a teeny spider if it drops on your lap

[@nk20089]

Lazarbeam: the king of boredom curation

[@nates3479]

Lannan: says it’s disgusting then looks at is for 10 minutes

[@mikemello7495]

👽

[@fluefay3110]

#1 on trending

[@Zapple]

"Wow that's a chunky boy"
*"Looks more like a cloud"*

[@NateyBlueEyes]

Ok

[@StrayKidsJapaneseToKoreanReupl]

2:38 I pretty sure what he searched was either Degloving or Fournier Gangrene

[@angieromig7665]

6:12 The Aussie who has prob seen and held spiders bigger than this says they are friendly lol

[@loganherskovitz2848]

Lannan: my gf won’t do videos anymore cause I killed her sheep
Also lannan: it’s not blood, I’m not a killer

[@Prucix]

@Anna May 🤢im 14 post these comments on adult sites or something

[@spencerdavenport5128]

"I am not a serial killer" - He says after saying "I murdered my girlfriend's pink sheep which made her cry"

[@Littleman02]

Lol

[@joma1n3]

MrFatRaccoon IKR

[@mandybennett3435]

And his gf is no longer on his show...was the blood there before she disappeared.?? Lol

[@Bronson_07]

0:00 and that ladies and gentlemen, is when a new profile pic was born 😊

[@EatPizzaForBreakfast520]

Ideas:do a barrel roll/cha cha slide press the microphone button hope you have a nice day

[@mrgoodbehavebruh6436]

“Why is it blue”
Lazarbeam 2019

[@Introoo]

*THERE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE BLUE*

[@theclipman9283]

Why is it blue why not

[@hotshottjr9366]

Haha

[@mrgoodbehavebruh6436]

Bruh why am I getting likes this isn’t even that funny...

[@yusufaden8433]

@@mrgoodbehavebruh6436maybe it’s funny 😅

[@sxndyfn6713]

0:00 his profile pic 😂

[@HarveyG6]

yep

[@noobieyahnoob4022]

You have to type 00:01 or else it whom work

[@z0rxyW]

Yessir

[@HattonBomb]

‘I’m Not A Serial Killer’ - Exactly What A Serial Killer Would Say

[@AliciaHughes1]

3:41 the comment under 😭

[@abrahamjh5742]

ahh

[@crowthing9474]

LazarBeam: "I want to eat a penguin."
Me: *sweats in penguin*

[@timogulik]

Brian ThePenguin he wants to eat you I think si

[@Sav-me1yi]

LOL

[@nikitherowboat5892]

Same

[@takumifujiwara5679]

Anna May fuck off bot (I’m assuming)

[@weirdchamp4601]

😂

[@KaiTrysToAnimate]

2:40 im 99.9% sure its Degloved face but look up hands first

[@Arlo50]

Yeah, I learned so on today, that is not too search or blue waffles on Google ever again

[@hapstephens]

So what's your girlfriend gonna think when she sees your search history

[@lunaeclipse3314]

'Why am I dating him'

[@snurcle]

Roblox/Avakin Bella your not LMAO 😂

[@lunaeclipse3314]

@@snurcle no she's gonna think why am I dating him

[@ivxrson_]

H100_AVerse r/woooosh

[@nelsongravitt4756]

F*ck y’all you can delete the search history

[@9rodgerbacon9]

Google: “Why do clouds have shotguns”

[@HasibYouTube]

9RodgerBacon9 lol

[@klucas4gaming767]

Yes, I can confirm. Its called category 5 Atlantic hurricane.

[@BENDYKILLER698]

For planes

[@jaysuarez-gn7cl]

You already know it’s a good day when LazarBeam is bored😂

[@DeclanKnoerzer]

I’ve had chickens for most of my life and I didn’t know they could sneeze

[@funguyryguy3175]

Google “Thanos” then click on his gauntlet emoticon thingy!

[@_.crescente]

Carpe Diem I did this before

[@jacobghostwriter9831]

👋

[@sassyspill8042]

Carpe Diem u can do the same with each actor from friends and the wizard of oz

[@pinkflamingo_]

Carpe Diem YEAH!! I did that with the wizard of oz. (click on shoes and then on the house)

[@huhjenny8453]

What is this reply chain?

[@ashleemcinnes]

lannan: “i’m not a serial killer”
seconds before: “my girlfriend doesn’t like to be in videos with me anymore because i set her pink sheep on fire”

[@syrup101]

Ashlee 00 XD

[@Aural1]

so true

[@troubleinspace7340]

Lol

[@habzzyplayzz1482]

That true u know

[@decn4250]

He made me Google blue waffle because he blurred I now regret it

[@ZachRich-zd2mz]

A SHARK BITES YOU FOR PROTECTION

[@CeoFragz]

2 girls one cup☠️

[@lowjoanne451]

‘I am not a serial killer’
Blood in backround
Me: searches on google, ‘is lazarbeam a serial killer?’
Google: *yes but no*

[@kvnggpluggtv]

Typical Silo Hey,do you wanna enter a ps4 pro giveaway and get a chance to win a minty pickaxe code simply subscribe to me and comment done if not I understand

[@kevinp6812]

@@kvnggpluggtv Self promo.

[@gigachad1912]

KVNGGPLUGG TV this isn’t reeeeeeal hmmmmm

[@michaelwu2370]

#1 weirdest google search:
Nick cannon "diss" eminem

[@loonydew3560]

Michael Wu hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@josukehigashikata4969]

You right

[@gaminglegends583]

6:00 she forgot lazarbeam was australian its his everyday figthing with those creatures

[@owenfulk88]

Vending machines are actually deadlier than sharks.

[@Wjjsndhao]

Weird but thank you

[@coledusing2880]

So are cows and coconuts.

[@sebastiandizon7424]

Yeah I already know

[@lol-fb2oo]

yea

[@user-xs6gs2ck2x]

Owen Fulk whaaaaaaaaa

[@amosmanggougun2065]

I will never forget corn. I Google that everyday

[@atharvabhurke3565]

Yes corn is tasty

[@oyurem7780]

Corn

[@Shakir_Mash]

@@michellebolton4568 lol

[@yellowlimes_1825]

Me too

[@doni-pg3d295]

I love cord
Extra toasted

[@IronHaiden]

How do you know that it's not blue? Oh. You have a wife. Makes sense lol 😂😂😂

[@adanabul-aumais1121]

0:27 “except in fortnite I have killed many bots” lazerbeam

[@Emergency_Procedures]

lazerbeam: “don’t search this up”
Us: *write that down right that down*

[@lurrz8588]

Charles the french

[@accountnotfound7028]

I saw you on another video lol

[@lurrz8588]

@@accountnotfound7028 who me

[@accountnotfound7028]

No Obi Wan

[@accountnotfound7028]

@@lurrz8588 but you look familiar

[@mellowyellow360]

Lazarbeam: “penguins are the most laziest animal on earth!”
Koala and sloth: *Are we a Joke to you?*

[@tiahneryan7430]

hey koalas are getting BURNT alive rn

[@rblore68]

1 you forgot about pandas and 2 it's burned not burnt

[@user-cg4iw1mn7g]

Snail?

[@realwalrus.2290]

Koalas r extremely dangerous!! They could attack any moment!

[@X_Rizzler_X]

Snail am i a joke to u?