Can I ruin the joke like the little pr*ck I am? To be a serial killer you have to kill people on separate days. He's actually a mass murderer. I apologise
If penguins cant fly because they have no threat to fly away from, are you telling me if i feel threatened there is a possibility i can learn to fly 😂😂
6:02 Huntsmen Spiders are some of the most venomous spiders on the planet! Their bites can cause Local Swelling and Pain, Vomiting, Nausea, Headache, Irregular Heartbeat and Palpitations.
4 words "two girls one cup" It's about two people drinking rootbeer and watching funny videos then laughing so hard the rootbeer comes spewing out their nose 🤣🤣🤣 Sooo funny
3:40 we gonna talk about what’s at the bottom? I’m surprised this wasn’t blurred but then again I think this came out when TH-cam was chill but I don’t remember because it was so long ago
Typical Silo Hey,do you wanna enter a ps4 pro giveaway and get a chance to win a minty pickaxe code simply subscribe to me and comment done if not I understand
”I’m not a serial killer”
*All those pink sheep might say otherwise*
But they cant. Can they now ?
Good one!
lol
Can I ruin the joke like the little pr*ck I am? To be a serial killer you have to kill people on separate days. He's actually a mass murderer. I apologise
MortalDestroyer 50 ok boomer
Girlfriend isn’t in the video...
“Not Blood on the walls”
Wait
Bob Georvich oh yeah its all coming together
Bob Georvich the question if he did you know what, why
Wow man😱😱😱
Wow thats crazy when i read it
Bob Georvich 😯
"An empty Browser history reveals more than a full one"-Sun Tzu, the art of war
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dam that is true tho
1:20 had me laughing so god damn hard, what a legend Lannan is.
“I never murdered anyone”
His girlfriends pink sheep: 👁👄👁
nah wait to u watch the pig on tannars channel surprising the click office
Stolen comment
ERTH KWAKEツ lazarbeam goes on about serial killing
👁️👄👁️
Lol
"coconuts are deadlier than sharks?!"
possibly cause some people shake trees sometimes
Sharks need to start hiding in trees to surprise their victims like the coconut army. Then their KDA would be better.
potao beer I like it name
will44bott shoot that’s big brain
Lol yeah
Despite our greatest efforts, death remains our nations number one killer.
3:40 he forgot to blur dat one
oh shit yea
"Those spiders aren't scary"
Classic aussie answer
So you’re telling me Lannan never heard of Burger King Foot Lettuce before??
Guess not
Guess not
Why refer to him as Lannan
Lol ikr
Kadz I don’t think he’s been outside of his fortnite world to know what it is
“I set her pink sheep on fire.”
Five seconds later
“I am not a serial killer.”
XEN0 Awesome brah fortnite.
true
XEN0 Awesome he said murdered someone is a sheep someone
Ok
Blue
I feel it is very nice that lazar is willing to give up his sanity and innocence for us.
What innocence
@@j-moneycool2985fr
As an Australian I can confirm that huntsman spiders are everywhere
IKR
There are some here in America
I checked his Twitter and... It’s been suspended for violating Twitter’s policy 😂😂😂
What the f
Rewbot27 ya I was wondering what “violation” he did
WHAT The FFFFF
I'm not the only one watching old videos then
what was the word that he blured
Lazarbeam: don't search that
Me: searches everything's he says don't
Puka BTW same
Puka BTW blue waffles...
Blue waffles don’t do it plz plz don’t
@@caleb9740 I wont if you tell me why
@@salbon6257 wait how old are u
Did it without incognito mode what a legend
8:05 that actually looks pretty damn cool.
Interviewer: so where ya from ?
Lazabeam: i like spiders
Interviewer: Ahh Australia
I am 8 years old and I looked up blue waffles
@@pepperdal4888 what did it show
People with like 30 balls in their sack
Its fucked up
@@pepperdal4888 thats not what blue waffle is, and i doubt you are 8
0:00 everyone in quarantine
Lol
Lol x2
@@signal6307 SO TRUE
😂
Aman Dave ?
When you say “DO DONT” we will 😁
"this is disgusting"
proceeds to scroll to look for more
When he was searching “when did my dad” leave ,it was purple that means it’s already been opened
Man behind the slaughter intensifies*
There should be one that is "why does my gf cheat on me?" Hahaha I wanna die😄
Dawg not gonna lie, I had a stroke trying to read that
I think he tried to eat it
@@elverde8087 nice
Lazarbeam: "I have never murdered anyone"
50 seconds before: "She will not be here because i murdered her pink sheep"
Lol
Dab
OMG
Lmaoooo
Sheep aren’t people and he said he never killed people. He never said he never killed a sheep small brain boi
4:17 I’m eating Burger King with lettuce right now😂
Lannan: I had to blur this word so that you do not look it up
Me: Instantly knows that it's goatse
My curiosity got the best of me🤦🏻♂️
What is it
@@benmott3093 goatse
It is not goatse
@@ftrspaulie4476 then what is it
"Im not a serial killer"
"My girlfriend wont be in my videos anymore"
"Thats not blood on the walls."
**eXcUsE mE**
Haha?
Softy IKR
That’s probably the sheep’s blood
Hmm
I like dope or nope
Lazarbeam: Do not tell your parents to search this up.
5 yr old: *tells parents*
owen hurley what was it please tell me
@RomeStar Jerome it’s an std
The family was never seen again
Faze Bakry ???? What do u mean?
RomeStar Jerome when the saw what it was
I laughed so hard when lazer bean tells dads get milk and never cam back and also i know that comment that was not seen😂
6:04 most Australian thing I’ve ever heard
Scientists: penguins never fly because there's nothing to fly away from
Also scientists:polar bears kill about 10000 penguins each year
Polar bears live at the North Pole, penguins live at South Pole tho
@@user-pv7pe4pl9i ooh right right it's seals who kill them
So they get killed by seals and they have to learn how to evolve how to fly now? Big brain!!
@@aymaan8552 are you being sarcastic
@@mrgamer8780 I don't know.
"I'm not a serial killer."
Has comitted only one murder.
Of Course
*One.*
@Anna Way oh no another bot
R.I.P Rodger
The reason his girlfriend isn’t in the videos is because he murderd her
3:42 Vietnam flashbacks of my 14 year old sister's old laptop
Why is have to be watching this in my bed now I feel like a spider is in my bed
If penguins cant fly because they have no threat to fly away from, are you telling me if i feel threatened there is a possibility i can learn to fly
😂😂
well, you're not a bird like them
@Lucas. wait a damn minute
“Where are these coconuts coming from!”
Exactly.
Yee
Sub to me you bloody legend
@Karina Cat I subbed now sub to me
"Where are these coconuts coming from!”
They are being thrown by drop bears.
I bet this man enjoy the ones that he had to blur for TH-cam
Who here in 2024? 😂
Me😊
Me
Me
Me
who wants everybody typing your comment in youtube?
“And they’re ripe for the taking.”
*Penguin season begins*
I read that when he said it wow
*searches movies with no kissing scenes*
Google: *YoUr LiFe*
suman rai ooooooooooffff
F
Roasted OFF
Lmao ooooffff
Footballjake14 can relate
He saying "huntsman are big and friendly" just makes me believe that he's from Australian.
6:02 Huntsmen Spiders are some of the most venomous spiders on the planet! Their bites can cause Local Swelling and Pain, Vomiting, Nausea, Headache, Irregular Heartbeat and Palpitations.
Thanks for letting me know. I knew lazar was joking
Lannan: Where are the coconuts from where they're so deadly?
Me, A Vietnam expert: GET DOWN THEY'RE IN THE TREES
“Fresh is 17 years old”
Me: but how
Cal_ um for real he sounds a little older I would say in his 20s
@EYAD AMER he did
He’s actually 17...
@@dr.potatokim1712 exactly hes 17😂
Cal_ um u play Fortnite eww
When the chicken sneezed a add popped up about TH-cam music 😂😂
7:10 why do i see a sticky while thing
Lannan: “I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!”
*continues scrolling*
Hmm
Lollll
Lol
Lol
I’m board I’m very board
Ethan C *boerd
Lolllllllll
Sharks: kills people
Coconuts: Pathetic.
coconuts: we are deadly
snakes: hold my beer
there is ALOT of tan in the 4th one lol
"Corn hub" 🗿💀
Edit: "That's some black cOrN"
"YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Lannan: *Includes Google in the video’s title*
TH-cam: *This...does put a smile on my face.*
Priiitttt!!!
blue waffle make black women protest!!! You detected racism.
#1 on trending proves that theory
#1 trending on the whole platform
Omg this crap finally made it
Am kidding this HIGH quality content
Lannan: *puts Google in title*
TH-cam: TRENDING
4:10 FOOT WHAT
4 words "two girls one cup" It's about two people drinking rootbeer and watching funny videos then laughing so hard the rootbeer comes spewing out their nose 🤣🤣🤣
Sooo funny
Lazar beam: "NO NO NOO NOO!!!!"
also lazar beam: *continues to look at it*
@@Zaki_1052 Is it Gekkum?
Zaki - Gaming that ain’t bad
Joseph Lopez Of corse this has 69 likes
“That’s a chunky boy!”
“That looks more like a cloud!”
Slugg3r I was scrolling through and as I read it he said it
Now I crap myself every time I see a goose
6:08 for the Australian that’s pretty surprising
no one:
coconuts: we are planning our attack, we will rule soon
Please report everyone under my videos who comment ok boomer. THEY NEVER STOP
@@xbcvideo9751 ok Boomer
@@xbcvideo9751 OKAY BOOMER
XBC Video got it
Very true
Lannan: Don"t google this!
Me: Ok let me google this.
SaME
Dammit can't like it
Same
Same
Same
When the chicken sneezed right after I got a McDonald’s mc chicken ad
With the penguins thing, there are golden jellyfish that can't sting for the same reason as penguins.
When someone is scared to swim with sharks
Just tell them that your more likely to die from a coconut
Good one
Or another person lol
And then proceed to hit them with the coconut
*omg pewdiepie commented on my new video. Im crying and shaking*
@@kristymeyers9688 Subscribe me to my you tube channel
“Spiders are not scary”
Me: Said so as an Australian
John Guillen for aussies it’s magpies 😂
@John Guillen I'm American and I'm not afraid of spiders
I'm american
3:40 we gonna talk about what’s at the bottom? I’m surprised this wasn’t blurred but then again I think this came out when TH-cam was chill but I don’t remember because it was so long ago
5:46 the chicken sneeze is adorable
Lazarbeam: searches up random crap
The FBI agent watching him: *wtf is this guy doin*
Ok
Ava Michelle bruh I'm pretty sure that his fbi agent knows who he is and just wondered 'is he recording this he better be'
I just tried to make something funny I didn’t think for like 15 minutes. ZAID
I found out what fbi stands for
It stands for Federal boob inspecter
Lannan: Is disgusted from photos
Also Lannan: *continues looking*
Omg that's so true
Fax
Overused comment 🤓
fax
Fax
Australian people : If a spider drops on you lap give him a high five
British people : Running away from a teeny spider if it drops on your lap
Lazarbeam: the king of boredom curation
Lannan: says it’s disgusting then looks at is for 10 minutes
👽
#1 on trending
"Wow that's a chunky boy"
*"Looks more like a cloud"*
Ok
2:38 I pretty sure what he searched was either Degloving or Fournier Gangrene
6:12 The Aussie who has prob seen and held spiders bigger than this says they are friendly lol
Lannan: my gf won’t do videos anymore cause I killed her sheep
Also lannan: it’s not blood, I’m not a killer
@Anna May 🤢im 14 post these comments on adult sites or something
"I am not a serial killer" - He says after saying "I murdered my girlfriend's pink sheep which made her cry"
Lol
MrFatRaccoon IKR
And his gf is no longer on his show...was the blood there before she disappeared.?? Lol
0:00 and that ladies and gentlemen, is when a new profile pic was born 😊
Ideas:do a barrel roll/cha cha slide press the microphone button hope you have a nice day
“Why is it blue”
Lazarbeam 2019
*THERE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE BLUE*
Why is it blue why not
Haha
Bruh why am I getting likes this isn’t even that funny...
@@mrgoodbehavebruh6436maybe it’s funny 😅
0:00 his profile pic 😂
yep
You have to type 00:01 or else it whom work
Yessir
‘I’m Not A Serial Killer’ - Exactly What A Serial Killer Would Say
3:41 the comment under 😭
ahh
LazarBeam: "I want to eat a penguin."
Me: *sweats in penguin*
Brian ThePenguin he wants to eat you I think si
LOL
Same
Anna May fuck off bot (I’m assuming)
😂
2:40 im 99.9% sure its Degloved face but look up hands first
Yeah, I learned so on today, that is not too search or blue waffles on Google ever again
So what's your girlfriend gonna think when she sees your search history
'Why am I dating him'
Roblox/Avakin Bella your not LMAO 😂
@@snurcle no she's gonna think why am I dating him
H100_AVerse r/woooosh
F*ck y’all you can delete the search history
Google: “Why do clouds have shotguns”
9RodgerBacon9 lol
Yes, I can confirm. Its called category 5 Atlantic hurricane.
For planes
You already know it’s a good day when LazarBeam is bored😂
I’ve had chickens for most of my life and I didn’t know they could sneeze
Google “Thanos” then click on his gauntlet emoticon thingy!
Carpe Diem I did this before
👋
Carpe Diem u can do the same with each actor from friends and the wizard of oz
Carpe Diem YEAH!! I did that with the wizard of oz. (click on shoes and then on the house)
What is this reply chain?
lannan: “i’m not a serial killer”
seconds before: “my girlfriend doesn’t like to be in videos with me anymore because i set her pink sheep on fire”
Ashlee 00 XD
so true
Lol
That true u know
He made me Google blue waffle because he blurred I now regret it
A SHARK BITES YOU FOR PROTECTION
2 girls one cup☠️
‘I am not a serial killer’
Blood in backround
Me: searches on google, ‘is lazarbeam a serial killer?’
Google: *yes but no*
Typical Silo Hey,do you wanna enter a ps4 pro giveaway and get a chance to win a minty pickaxe code simply subscribe to me and comment done if not I understand
@@kvnggpluggtv Self promo.
KVNGGPLUGG TV this isn’t reeeeeeal hmmmmm
#1 weirdest google search:
Nick cannon "diss" eminem
Michael Wu hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah
You right
6:00 she forgot lazarbeam was australian its his everyday figthing with those creatures
Vending machines are actually deadlier than sharks.
Weird but thank you
So are cows and coconuts.
Yeah I already know
yea
Owen Fulk whaaaaaaaaa
I will never forget corn. I Google that everyday
Yes corn is tasty
Corn
@@michellebolton4568 lol
Me too
I love cord
Extra toasted
How do you know that it's not blue? Oh. You have a wife. Makes sense lol 😂😂😂
0:27 “except in fortnite I have killed many bots” lazerbeam
lazerbeam: “don’t search this up”
Us: *write that down right that down*
Charles the french
I saw you on another video lol
@@accountnotfound7028 who me
No Obi Wan
@@lurrz8588 but you look familiar
Lazarbeam: “penguins are the most laziest animal on earth!”
Koala and sloth: *Are we a Joke to you?*
hey koalas are getting BURNT alive rn
1 you forgot about pandas and 2 it's burned not burnt
Snail?
Koalas r extremely dangerous!! They could attack any moment!
Snail am i a joke to u?