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I am contacting the winners today. What was your favourite?
To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome 👻
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic👍
Shrek.
7th
Spray paint guy
Hi
Now I can finally buy a new pair of sandals! Thanks Mate! 🙏
Hey jesus what's up
amen jesus
Hey, Jesus? Am I going to Heaven?
Yo Jesus
is jesus real?
Hard to choose which is my fav tbh. Grafitti guy or the people who roasted you 🤔
People who roasted him lol
Yes
U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter broddie
i'd say roast
It’s obviously has to be Jesus
i wish the guy with the buffalos won he looked like he really needed the money
Lmao
i wish the guy with the buffalos won he looked like he really needed the money
same
I hoped he won to bafolo man
2:37 that actually got me laughing 😂😂😂
He saw that the video wasn’t monetised
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Same
:)
What up
Hullo daily dose.
Hi DDOI!
Watch this get 5k likes
I swear you do this for no reason
3:07 *“Look at my arms, I can’t move them I didn’t pay for that.”* Relatable
Ur name shouldn’t be that u are not a god there’s only one Blasphemy Jesus Christ King Of kings Everyone read owner read Isaiah 54:17 and read Matthew 6:9-14 God gave me this Message on a Saturday read this GOD LOVES U JESUS ASWELL THE SPIRIT OF GOD WHO IS THE HOLY SPIRIT COMFORTS U ACCEPT HIM HERES HOW TO RECEIVE HIM Romans 10:9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Don’t say Oh my - is using the lords name in vain instead use Oh my don’t say God because your are calling he’s name for nothing important use it wen u need it aswell with Lord Holy and Jesus Christ don’t say those things wen it’s not important it’s using he’s name in vain which it’s bad don’t swear on God or Jesus Christ or The Holy Spirit or anyone don’t swear on anyone aswell. and always capitalize he’s name Jesus Christ and God name and The Holy Spirit. Also don’t say The J-ezz word it means Jesus so its making fun don’t use it also don’t say danmm it’s not ok it’s means to sent to hell don’t say what the hell aswell it’s bad and revenge it’s not ok aswell . And don’t say Cheese Louise or Jeez Louise it’s bad jeez it’s a reference to Jesus Christ name wrote wrong it’s blasphemy.
Christ means Anointed One or Holy One or Messiah, Messiah means The same as Christ . Christ means Savior since he died for our sins. Anointed means Holy one or made Holy.
Always give grace (thanks) to God before eating and ask God to bless your food in the name of the father and Jesus Christ and The Holy Spirit don’t even matter if it’s even little food just give thanks if u forget just say To bless it with Jesus Christ and he’s name. Don’t say what the hell or anything with hell aswell dont tell someone they are going to hell or that they are from hell don’t say oh heavens it’s disrespectful don’t say heck and don’t be racist God does not like that and rembeber u can do everything with God’s help also tattoos are a sin don’t do it God doesn’t like when u write on the skin he made for u. Always give thanks for everything . Luck don’t exist. coincidences don’t exist odds don’t exist aswell Magic don’t exist aswell God it’s the one who makes things happen magic it’s fantasy. God has its reasons to make things happen every thing it’s a plan of God to make your life better God it’s the one who controls everything everything happens because of him . turn to Him He’s waiting God loves u Jesus Christ aswell. Christ means Anointed One or Holy One or Messiah, Messiah means The same as Christ . Christ means Savior since he died for our sins. Anointed means Holy one or made Holy do this to receive the Holy Spirit he’s Spirit He’s the one who comforts us 🙂 John 14:
26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance (remember ), whatsoever I have said unto you Roman’s 10:9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Holy Ghost it’s the Holy Spirit The Spirit of God he’s the presence of God And always pray before going to sleep and after getting up and when you want and when u want to give thanks I recommend reading Mathew 6:9-13 the full version it shows u how to pray also don’t celebrate Halloween or any evil thing if u are Christian u shouldn’t participate in other religions or respect them just respect the person not the belief. Aswell don’t say hell it is not a cool place don’t praise hell or use it in any kind of way. Don’t blame God for anything aswell because he does it for something things happen for a reason don’t get mad at him never doubt him have hope and faith in him aswell don’t call urself a God or anybody else because no one is only one exist also don’t worship any other gods. John 14:6 ERV
Jesus answered, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. The only way to the Father is through me. Ten
Commandments
You shall have no other gods before Me
You shall not murder
You shall make no idols
You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain
Keep the Sabbath day holy
Honor your father and your mother
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
You shall not covet. It means u shouldn’t want what other people have u should be grateful for what u have God gave u the stuff so be grateful. only believe what the Bible says not everything that u hear or see because the Bible it’s the truth. nothing it’s impossible with God’s help . only believe in God only pray to him but only to Jesus Christ and God not one else. God can cure any disease trust in him pray if u are going through something. Don’t belive in magical rocks don’t participate on rituals. And don’t support any sin try to get the person to talk to you about it and explain why it’s bad love the person not the sin. Everything it’s fixed by God he makes everything happen he fixes u from sickness and everything ur going through only believe what the Bible says. God formed us.
Sin deformed us.
The Bible informs us.
But Jesus Christ
transforms us.When u Die U don’t Go to Heaven we wait until Jesus Christ comes back for us and all dead people wake up. Don’t listen to demonic songs or watch shows that show hell or like are demonic or who are named demon or games that are satanic. God can Help u with anything he loves u And Jesus Christ aswell God can fix everything like sickness have faith. And don’t say anything like the word inferno stay away from satanic things don’t say diabolical or any bad thing. And don’t smoke or do anything bad to u and ur body.God hates sin but Loves u. u don’t use 777 number it’s not ok angelic numbers aren’t ok. You should not joke about saying ur going to pray as a joke it’s not ok read John 1:29 and Matthew 17 1-8 And John 3:16
NaH 💀💀💀
do more of this!! this is amazing
Lazar hitting us with bangers! Can we just appreciate it
I love you so much
To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated ❤️
I love his vids too
U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter bro
Yes sir 🙏
I loved this, haha!
mustard
Yessir
Hey
Chad mustard
im a sandwich mayo mustard relish
We not gon talk about that search history 💀
Lazar is a banger man and I love his content
I was in my son’s wedding, but LazarBeam video seems more important
Hecker
I love when the notification shows up "you got a new subscriber” ❤️
To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated ❤️
hecker
Lmfao.
I don't think anything can top the graffiti
fax
Same
FAX
wow being verified really takes you places huh
Jesus did
Lannan, Your ‘Lazarbeam is true blue’ song is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever heard.
Instantly knew the lacking originality one was the best
And he turned the lazar into a children’s book, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Jesus is very sus
You know it's a good day when lazar uploads..
you know it
Verified
@@SubscribeForCookiees i subbed
@@yoloplayz1049 Thanks I did it back
This is a bot
Only the OG’s remember Jesus helping LazarBeam to win a game of Fortnite
2:57 *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*
7:03 I love this, this should be ur Christmas theme song lazarbeam
7:04
2:28 I genuinely love how Lannon can joke around about his videos getting demonetized😂😂
To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated ❤️
Ok
yes
Hi
@@SubscribeForCookiees nvm u keep on saying that :/
Jesus having to pay bills got me😂
When he say fuck was unexpecting
It was so random 🤣
This man is a legend 😁👍
My favorite was definitely the viral jingle in 24 hours. Had me dead 😂
xD
Mine was the dude dancing to the lazarbeam song, that shit had me in tears
5:35 the bloody legend is getting angre at a puppet
What did we learn from this video lazar should upload more 😀
bro that buffalo guy is innocent as heaven
The viral jingle is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen
Ayo fortnite man
@ asked?
This was an insane video. How could a concept so random turn out so well. The man that wrote a roast jingle is pretty tops but The Barber Shop Quartet and the Puppets are my fav. Jesus was also fuckin lit. The man just wants a Roley, is that so much to ask for after forgiving all your sins?
Nah but that first line on the jingle was a violation
Let’s go I love your reacts lazar!👍
i love how lazar just blew up, it’s so wholesome
Phisically
5:30 hes speaking fax
I want to here the lazarbeam quartet one. That sounded amazing!
this is the best video ever!!❤️❤️
I kinda miss when lazar was living with his parents pissing his dad off because he didn't think he was going to be big lmao
I’m loving these almost daily vids
To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome 👻
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic👍
Same. I bet there's gonna be people here that don't know the second channel existed.
ME TOO it’s brightening my day up
Lmao same
@@MrJohn0fficial shush no self promo
Lazar is hitting us with banger vids
im dying to when laserbeam said “gotta catch em all”
5:19 I saw that coming
For your merch, you should make a hoodie/ long sleeve that’s almost completely plain, but on the left sleeve it says code lazar around the same spot your arm does, I mean I would buy it….
Just yes
Hi
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So would I
I love your channel the greatness of scrolling you can find so much verified ytbers
3:19 (gotta catch em all) 😂😂😂😂
Lazar is the best
i’m so happy you’re posting more ‼️
6:58 Lazar beam please put the jingle on spotify
4:33 I will say anything I want with my buffaloes
gotta catch them all/ lazarBeam 2022
JESUS IS BACK AFTER 3 YEARS,HE MET THE BLOODY LEGEND BACK
To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome 👻
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic👍
CAN THESE BOTS SHUT UP
“Roses are dead
“Violets are dying"
“Outside i’m smiling"
“But inside i’m crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'
@Doofy 𖨆 you again
My favorite part of free guy when lazar said, more than 50% npc deaths are because of me because it was accurate AF
Several billion NPCs are killed everyday, and I'm not gonna lie, at least half those are on me - Lanan
What should we build next ?
The buffalo guy was life changing, ayo fornite man, thanks
2:10 hilarious
“It hurts more when a puppet says it” also Dr Dophsmerts says that
7:14 make that your new outtro its the best
Its always a good time when the fortnite man upload
content i needed today.
"Jesus can conjor stuff" - bloody legendary man.
5:05 sounds like stampy
IKR
honestly you are the best ive been watching you since i was 4 ik it was too young but still i watch your videos over and over sgsin (: c:
“50 bucks…What should I spend it on…
Lazarbeam:”Snoop Dogg and Eazy-E singing my song as puppets”
who remembers when Lannan played clone drones in the danger zone.
its my fav game it was so cool
Me
Everyone has to agree your day gets 100% better when lannan uploads
@PXL RYZ I subscribed and like ❤️😎😃
“Roses are dead
“Violets are dying"
“Outside i’m smiling"
“But inside i’m crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'
@@bellapoarch9177 yo it’s Bella poarch😂
I like the part where theres lazarbeam
Lazerbream you really love yourself 😂😂
"I am giving a thousand dollars to Jesus"
I never thought I would hear that sentence but here we are.
@ you joined a day ago how do u have 11 subs. It took me 1 month to get 11 subs
It's great to see daily uploads again! Keep up the good work LazarBeam!
Agreed
Agreed
It's great to see daily uploads again! Keep up the good work LazarBeam!
Crispy concords also had the Buffalo guy😂
man needs 20mil he totally deserves it :)
1:26 That was the greatest thing ever!
1:30
Who els misses the old lazar beam when he did random games and always had fresh new content as a OG fan it hurts 😔
hey, atleast its not fortnite
@@moonknight8513Fr but I still miss the old days 😞
How are you an OG if you just joined youtube 6 months ago?
@@gato1380 now I'm curious?
Been here since 2015 and let's say that his content doesn't really feel the same anymore. Maybe I've growned out of up, maybe he changed throughout the years in accordance to the TH-cam atmosphere.
Jesus having bills and saying,”fuuuuuuuckkk” is what I always wanted
He's back
4:56 🤣🤣😂😂 lazzzzar beam
😮
Laazaaarrrrrrr beaammm
Lazár biëm
These mad bangers just hit different. I’m telling u. Love u lazar
so we're gonna ignore lazarbeams searched on google at 0:14 ?
Lazarbeam thank you mate, you've cheered me up in the darkest of times thank you so much love you bro peace
U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter homie
He's not gonna shag ya mate
@@26mic ?
Lazarbeam thank you mate, you've cheered me up in the darkest of times thank you so much love you bro peace
Permission to make the Jingle the new channel Intro, we haven’t had one since the good old days and I’d say that one’s pretty epic
Anyone have a vid link where it’s the quartet jingle
the buffalo guy could be a meme
Alright that jingle was far better than I thought it would be.
Lazerbeam: I can’t decide
Me: buffalo, buffalo, buffa- *slams phone
Lazar can't do anything more to entertain us... Let's just agree he's amazing 👍🔥
He did make me laugh actually...
All female animals can be aggressive. Especially when someone hurted their youngs !!!
Nah... he lacking originality
my brother got me addicted to lazarbeam and im glad he did
1:48 he took emotional damage
The jingle that roasted him was the best!
@Rafael yes I think I understand how that story works
@Rafael dude, why the fuck do you copy paste that on every comment saying the jingle roast is good.
I think we all appreciate regular uploads again!
Man U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter
Yeah its really great to see this much mr. beam content.
0:13 LMFAO THE SEARCHES I CANT💀😭✋
0:32 lannan is more impressed that he threw the paint can at the end than the creation of the actual painting
Queensland
@@traviswarriner5614 wut?
BAHAHHA ikr
Get this man to 20 mil well deserved keep it up:)
The jingle is catchy and now stuck in my head anyone else😂😂😂
I love when he searched lazerbeam it said lazerbeam toes LOL
Your videos are just great mate, thanks for making my day better. 😄
4:40 best ever 👍😂
Gets toasts constantly
that made me laugh so hard when jesus was like "fuuuuck
Notning will ever be better then the good old days where lazarbeam would break fortnite on update night in 2018-19
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“Roses are dead
“Violets are dying"
“Outside i’m smiling"
“But inside i’m crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'
"What do anime people say"
"Gotta catch em all"
💀💀💀💀💀💀
lazarbeam search history a W
Ya know its a good vid when its from Lazerbeam Even better when he says yeet
That barber shop jingle was insane
Lannan is actually balling rn
@Doofy 𖨆 Cap
@@limit8123 agreed