Minecraft But Every 30 Seconds We Get A Random Effect
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Crumb: "Ender pearls, please c:"
*Piglins immediately trade all the ender pearls they could ask for*
TRADE??? They should give them to her for free, those greedy bastards! :D
@Paranormal Stick faxxxxx
simp piglins
@@Hazelpupps 👮♂️📸 caught in 4k
that kind of happened lol
> Jardon and Crumb have insane luck
> Jardon usually has bad luck
> Crumb is a good luck charm
cause da luck protec him.
Crumb is a lucky cat!!
The obvious conclusion
She sthe opposite of black cat :))
Checks out
Crumb: "Enderpearls please"
Pigmen: "Oh well yes if course since you asked so politely absolutely here you go"
Meanwhile the Captain, in some world in the distant realm of minecraft: "you *_STUPID IDIOT_* !!! givemeh *PEARLZZ* WhY dOn'T yA gImMe p e a r l s!??"
(Note: Don't get me wrong, I love Jordan- he's a good and silly fellow but let's be realistic; he has a lot of trouble with trading more often than not with the piglin and villagers xD)
Crumb starting it off strong with “I’ve never beaten Minecraft before”
1k likes, and no comment. Amazing
@@TrunksG lol
Pugchump
And following through even stronger with “do you think dr**s taste good?” I laughed pretty hard, true curiosity and not Ill-intended at all just a kid being a kid
Jaiden Animations
Alternate title: Minecraft but Jardon is a great dad for 48 minutes straight. Most wholesome video ever lol
I didn't even realize it was 48 minutes I was so awed by the wholesomeness
Crumb and Jardon have the best relationship of all time it's so cute and I love it
@@richardpike8748 lol same XD
Crumb quotes...
"is this what drugs feel like?"
"do drugs taste good?"
"why do drugs when you can play minecraft"
"I'll never do drugs... unless I'm peered presured... just kidding"
When?
@hmm 86 same
* Honks *
Jardon: _concerned_
That's so cute
The fact that Crumb is a full-sized character and not a kitten at Sparklez' side is tripping me up :O
Nah, you see, Jardon is 4'10", so it's only natural crumb would be a same-sized character like him XD
@@jkliao6486 he's 9 inches now
the fact that she is with him alone in a minecraft video is tripping me she so adorable xD
Yea zoophobia is something
It's only on a second look that I noticed that in the thumbnail.
Crumb before video: any channel rules before we start?
Jardon: don’t say die
Crumb: okay
Also Crumb: do you think drugs taste good?
😂 shes hilarious
@WaterishDog same!
Crumb: "Is this what drugs feel like?"
Jordan, super defensive: "I HAVE NEVER DONE ANY DRUGS!"
It was not very effective...
I think he did drugs with how defensive he is
@@russianpuro4620 he probably has. but latex is the ultimate drug
i don't know one, ONE, person to have never at least *tried* weed once (I'M TALKING ABOUT ADULTS OK)
@@alexrojas9013 have you?
Crumb talking about drugs while Jordan acts like a concerned father is the funniest thing EVER
Jardon is like Crumb's adoptive father a lot of the time
@@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale ye lol, she legit called him dad while they were playing Stardew Valley
@@theguyyouknowandlove8932 clip?
Do they taste good
Jordan:uhhhhhhhhh
I'm not gonna do them I swear
Jordan:....
@@BungardBooce clip?
When Crub is around Jordan has such an older brother vibe to him
Running gag is Jordan becomes a father around her. They both actively joke about it as a father-daughter type of friendship on twitter.
@@OMsRandomWriter that's so nice 🥺
CRUB is a GRUB with a TUB
what are you doing step bro???
@@infi2723 please... no..
Crubm back at it again
Crubm lol
c r mub
CRUBM
*c r u b m*
*Cmurb*
I don't know who this sparklez guy is but glad to see crumbs giving small youtubers exposure
@@alexhill_79 r/wooosh
@@sergeant_jimmy1988 ?
@@gamingrhydon3067 yeah
@@alexhill_79 it’s a reddit thing
@@sergeant_jimmy1988 yeah but why did u comment it?
hearing crumb talk about drugs is the funniest thing to me in the world
And also very worrying
she’s 15 imagine how amazingly funny she will be in the future
Why does she talk like a baby
Tech2000 that’s her voice
@@Tech2000_ what babies are you hearing? lmao
We need corpse and crumb in a call together. Both have distinguished voices and love cats.
vouch
Yessss
petition has been signed.
Needs to happen
They would be unstoppable
"Why do drugs when you can play Minecraft"should be a quote used in every anti-drug campaign
But it would sound like they are pandering to young people.
@@iantaakalla8180 That's typically their target audience anyways so....
It’s not the line being suited for young people I am complaining about, it’s the pandering I am complaining about.
It makes the drug content looks insincere like so many before it by tying it to a popular game.
Agreed
YES!
Crumbi: Don't do drugs when you can play minecraft!
Drug rates: drop to 0
Good quality comment
We found the answer 🤯
Why do drugs when you can play minecraft pocket edition with the nausea effect
in my experience playing minecraft while on drugs is an absolute vibe
@@menburst579 BWAHAHAHAHA
me: who's this person with jordan?? why's he gotta say that their voice is actually like that??? what's going on here?
crumb: `a`
me: i will protect them with my LIFE
so much stuff from the reddit videos makes sense now
i see you also dive down the rabbit hole
I hadn't heard her before either, now i realise she's the exact opposite of corpse husband
We shall purge anyone that even thinks of corrupting or harming her
@@maryjoygelizon4268 it's too late, she is evil on Twitter 😂😭😂
omg I could not stop laughing after crumb said "why do drugs when you can play minecraft."
Same!
Why not both ?! :)
@@randomonlinename bad advice now im high shile playing minecraft i died 22 times already
@@randomonlinename that's my g
i was rolling lol
Jardon and crumb is the best duo.
Edit: now that I watched it. This was great Captain, you should do more of this.
Don’t forget Tubbo. I still believe that the Dream SMP canon is that Sparklez was driving Tubbo and crumb to something, tubbo saw a bee, and crumb shoved him out of the car and he fell into a box on the side of the road and then Phil found him
Fact
@@jackm.7094 shut
@@javi447 what did I do?
Fact
Jardoon: Yes, Crumb is very young
Then me realizing I've been watching him for so long I'm no longer a kid...
Oh and, "I'll never do drugs unless I'm peer pressured" - A perfect modern approach to society's problems.
“Then me realizing I’ve been watching him for so long, I am no longer a kid...”
Dude that hits, HARD!!
ya
her?
She’s 15 I think!
its been cool watching crumb grow from a twitter artist to a popular streamer. i wish her the best, people used to be so mean to her for no reason
i followed her on instagram when she was in the mha fandom and then she switched to lunch club things and i was so excited to see her get recognition from them!
@@seomews she has an insta too?? What's her @
@@wolfiejor7124 late reply but her @ is @crumbington
i found her from her awesome animations! she's so awesome but i cant imagine ppl being mean to such an angelic being 😢
Yeah she seems like a really sweet person
Crumb: "DRUGZ DRUGZ DRUGZ!"
Jordan: "Please don't get me cancelled I'm really trying-"
@@zoeishahaha you never know dude. you never know. they tried to cancel jacksepticeye on twitter for asking for some privacy. if this doesn't spawn a cancel movement I'd be surprised
@@joelmiller3218 twitter always tries to cancel and fails most of the time
"There's only ONE fish left in the entire world and I'm going to end its life."
"That doesn't seem nice"
"It's okay it tastes good"
crumb: exists
everyone: protec
Can confirm would protec
yes protec
It’s wonderful to see crumb on the main channel. I also like the fact jordinian is teaching crumb some life advice like a good father should
crum
what will crum do
@@dhruvg550 I never noticed I did, thank you for letting me know
They took crum from me, can't have shit on detroit
Sparklez in big brother mode is the most wholesome thing there is...
Fr🥺
Such good friends
I love how he say he’d use shears because it’s non-violent, and then immediately kills the sheep after shearing them 😂
But only when Crumb wasn't looking…
and the fish
Corpse has a intensely deep voice and Crumb/Cuptoast has a tiny high pitch voice...
The balance has been restored, that's some yin yang ☯️ sht right there.
Jordan: "There's nothing to be afraid of."
Piglins: **growling intensifies**
"I had to make a dolphin spawner to eliminate dolphins to get cod."
"..what?"
She sounded so sad :(
32:55
What I didn't get was just…why not make a cod spawner?
@@alexmcgowan0112 But both are unobtainable in survival though! I'm assuming this was modded-but why would the dolphin egg be easier to obtain?
@@evelynivy6124 he already had a dolphin spawn egg but didn't have a cod spawn egg
Some people in this comment section cannot comprehend that people can have naturally high pitched voices and it shows
Yep noticed you in some replies lol
@@samyeah5105 Crumbs 15 what's wrong witch you
@@jetlaggedcat 15? She acts like she's 8 at most.
@@ilyaholt8607 uh shes 15 idk what to tell you...?
@@ilyaholt8607 Sure what ever just stating the facts
“I don’t know who antvemon is” I feel so old
Well my child in an era long passed there lived a man...
@@kalebgruber7237 Indeed...
AHHH ME TOO
Wellllll me and her are both 15 and ik ant and the group but yk it just depends on who you're exposed to
same just same
Jardon: DONT STAND IN THE FOUNTAIN!
Crumb: ***ASCENSION***
"Don't worry, I'll never do drugs. Unless I'm peer-pressured."
That's how most people get into drugs lol
Teens in a nutshell
Peer pressure aint shit if you dont have friends
@@aaronjamt idk, apparently humans like talking to each other
Pure pressure
Crumb: * Just vibing, talking about drugs *
Järdön: C O N C E R N
"Let's pray to the fish god"
*gets dolphin's grace*
Looks like they've accepted your prayer
Bahamut is with us
This is why I came to the comments section I’m glad someone else noticed that
I read this comment, then right after crumb said that line, what insane timing lol
@@rosiewolf7385 same! 😂
@@rosiewolf7385 me too!
Jordan at the start of the video says that yes, this is her real voice. And me after hearing that was like what? Why would it not be? After hearing crumb's voice, I'm like *okay yeah I see why he needed to clarify.*
She’s like the polar opposite of corpse
Yeah, it definitely sounds like she's using a voice modifier and/or intentionally baby talking to be "cuter". Not saying she IS, but I do understand why people would say that.
@@animeartist888 if that's truly the case i suppose she doesn't want someone she knows (like family friends etc.) recognize her by her voice
Crumb: enderpearls please
The piglins: of course my queen
Timestamp?
19:55
I don’t care what anyone says,
Jordan and crumb - best combo
Best crumbo
We need to add Tubbo though. Jardon trying to manage two smol beans is such a delightful mental image and I NEED THIS.
@@LauraSti Best MCC team ever: Jardoon, Crumb, Tubbo, and Ranboo
@@milist_859 I haven't seen Jardon and Ranboo interacting enough to say that, but I love Ranboo and Tubbo's interactions, and Jordan and Tubbo's interactions, and Jordan and Crumb's interactions, so we need to make this happen STAT a la SBI.
@@LauraSti jarbbo crumbo
"Do you think drugs taste good?"
*The law requires that I answer "no"*
I am legally obligated to say *NO*
It doesn't work here cause you're still admitting to doing drugs if you know that they taste bad
Idk about taste but they smell pretty good lol
Most drugs don't taste good. Most of them you don't really taste with normal use, and ones that you do take sublingually aren't terrible, some maybe a bit bitter. I haven't heard or tried every drug out there so I don't know everything.
@@AmorDeae "I haven't heard or tried every drug out there" That implies that you do drugs...
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!
Among Us:
Captain encourages Crumb to be more voilent
Minecraft:
Crumb encourages Captain to be less voilent
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Everyone gangsta till the cat turns into the endless v o i d
lol underated comment
12:10
I've just reached this part and I felt like I was in the Facebook group *THIS CAT IS V O I D*
“Id think about beating it but then I’d get nervous and never would” ME TOO, been playing for 7 years, never beaten it. Found my first nether fortress legitimately in survival the other day :D
I've been playing for 5, never beaten it.
@@nikkiofthevalley same
i havent beaten it yet im such a disappointment
I haven't beaten it either; I get caught up in building and farming and just never get around to it lol
Yeah I think I’ve only beaten the game once, back in like 2013 or 2014, before 1.9. The only things in the end at the time were the dragon, the main island and the endermen.
'Why do drugs when you can play minecraft?'
Wilbur: *whistles as backs into drug van*
@@Amethyst-Art ?
@@Amethyst-Art whghat
LMAO
Came to watch changing effects, stayed to watch crumb.
Yes
@@IllIllIllIIllIIlllIIIlllIIIIlI came to watch changing effects, stayed to watch crumb
@@IllIllIllIIllIIlllIIIlllIIIIlI came to watch changing effects, stayed to watch crumb
@@IllIllIllIIllIIlllIIIlllIIIIlI came to watch changing effects, stayed to watch crumb
@@IllIllIllIIllIIlllIIIlllIIIIlI go away
Ok, just went and watched Crumb's latest stream. My heart almost broke. Never, ever, ever feel like people don't want you around. Take it from someone who used to think like that, kid. You are amazing. That community poured their hearts out to you. Don't change a thing, kiddo. Trust your friends. Keep being amazing. Keep being you. Surround yourself with more positivity. Ignore the trolls, I know it's hard, but your friends are what matter.
What happened
what happened?:(
It's a matter of being self-conscious about one's self. I'm bi-polar and it's a daily struggle for me. Crumb was being being nervous about being herself and feeling down. All I see is a well mannered kid with tons of potential. Hope she sees that her community and friends feel the same way.
@Lilpidgin Freiberg Little excessive
@Lilpidgin Freiberg Crumb is not a 5 year old that cries everyday, she's 15 and banning people because they're "mean" to her is a little excessive and childish. That doesn't mean we can't support or care for her.
This is the sweetest, most wholesome thing I've watched in so long. And to be honest... it made me like him even more. I love how he talks to her! He's really good with her and has such an admirable demeanor. If he wants to, I hope he gets to be a father someday. He'd be fantastic.
He’s had a vasectomy because he never wants to be a father.
This is amazingly cute and wholesome. Crumb is too precious, also her skin being on the outer layer on accident is the best.
i’ve never seen or heard crumb but this is adorable and i cant imagine a better mc partner for fun
Please check out Crumb's channel. Her animations are amazing!
the zoomer and the boomer, such chemistry
Crumb is Gen Z not a zoomed /lh
@@-.bread.-9324 zoomer is like Boomer but with a z, like gen z
@@-.bread.-9324 and sparklez is probably a millennial
Crumb: do you think drugs taste good?
Me: Getting flashbacks to the raw chicken conversation
lolol
"Does that mean we havta kill a buncha sheep?"
"No, we just have to find a village and then we steal all their beds :]"
"ohhhhohohi _laughs in evil_ that's smarrttt"
That's great
This video is so wholesome it’s almost like a father teaching his child
Crumb is so adorable OMG 🥺❤️
Edit: Crumb spamming "z" when she's sleeping is precious 🥺
Ikkkkkk my hearts melting🥺🥺
CRUMB is sooooo cute anyone caught bullying her should be ashamed
Agreed
True.
Life in prison no argument
@@michaelstaggmick Agreed
Must protect crumb
"Fish God protect us"
*Recieves Dolphins Grace effect*
Truly luck is on their side lol
"Is there anything Batman can't do?"
"He can't have parents."
If ya know, ya know.
Crumb
That was the best part lol
Time stamp?
@@lucasfilmsphotography Crumb said this during Cap’s stream today on the sub server
@@schwaya6014 OMGGG I CANT WAIT FOR THE VOD TO GO UP
@@lucasfilmsphotography I died during it be in the lookout o7
"Who's Antvenom?" It's the first time I've felt old.
Same
I only know good ol' Hank Venom
That killed me on the inside
@@Randomlolstudios In TH-cam years we must be grandparents moaning about how it used to be better in the days of
herobrine's castle.
That made me feel so old
"Why do drugs when you can play Minecraft?"
- Crumb Cuptoast, 2021
X'D
8:11 love how the Cap instinctively jump-crit the sheep with the shears
"I'm not good at minecraft"
*literally mlg waters during the dragon fight*
yeah, okay. Just flex on us like that
It looked like she didn't get it off in time but she tried :)
I mean mlg water is super ez but yea
@@jansenncuber8009 I suck at timing it. I don't think I've ever gotten it.
@@jevaun_ She didn't get it that time but I think she did one while Jordan wasn't looking a bit later and talked about it
@@Lusanagi17 yea she did
I never knew that was her real voice. I always thought it was a voice modifier but that just makes her more precious.
Crumb's magic trick was hilarious.
Well, crumb in general is hilarious. But that especially.
one of the only minecraft youtubers to be able to play with a younger person without having a lawsuit or twitter drama
Y’know, it’s best to let this go unsaid IMO. Since their relationship is so wholesome and established now, no one even thinks to ponder that. But there are some people who are just looking for a reason to cancel so you pointing this out might give them ideas...
@@David-qr5sq Jardon would never pull a callmecarson
@@nyghtmxre I know but there are people who would use the smallest detail and blow it up to something as serious as the Carson thing. And once lies like that get on Twitter they spread
@@David-qr5sq eh nobody who actually knows jardon would believe such stupid lies
@@nyghtmxre exactly, but there are always ppl who DONT know jordan who r hungry for drama. it's just better to not even mention it, even if the intent is good
15:49 As a Glasses wearer, my human friend says that everyone looks wierd without glasses that wears them.
accurate, i have had glasses since four years old.
Definitely, one of my best friends wears glasses and the few times he isn't wearing them it just feels off lol
The fact that Crumb is the one asking the grownup kinda dark questions makes this 100000% better
THE WAY HE SAID “I HAVE NEVER DONE A DRUG”
Guess he's never drank alcohol, I know what he meant though.
Watching this after Crumb's April Fools video makes this funnier, it's great to imagine that Crumb is actually a 25 yr old man that works in an office faking this voice
"I feel like you chose the wrong person to do this challenge with"
no no no no no
if Crumb is in video -> instant watch -> stonks
This is facs
Remember this moment.
This is the only time we would see how Jardon would be as a father.
unless he joins dream smp to be tubbo's father
"Technoblade is gone, I am the new blood god."
THIS MAN SPEAKS HERESY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
gotta send some extra good vibes to him rn
Techno just retired for a moment, don't worry. Sparkz is just taking over his job for a bit.
Hes is gone now, but his spirit never dies.
This aged poorly qwq
this is not what i wanted to see when i watch crumb playing minecraft
I am getting a wholesomeness overload right now and I can’t physically or mentally handle it
It’s so adorable that crumb always puts her bed next to the captain
😳
Her? It's a dude lol
@@Percenary crumb is a girl
I see what you did there.
@@Percenary crumb isn’t a guy
“This is so exciting, _immediately dies.”_
She’s memeing
Crumb is a diety that's domain is luck
I just want to say I love crumb and I am so honored to be able to mod for both Jordan and crumb on twitch. She is an amazing animator and an amazing human being (err cat). I love her and wish her amazing things in life ❤
I know right, she is just the most wholesome cinnamon bun. You are also doing very hard work very good, good job! (low-key you're my favorite mod)
totally agree
Ye
Question did you find her voice annoying at first I like it now her voice is smol
@@jetlaggedcat ye
"I feel like you chose the wrong person to complete this task" No, Crumb, you're the best person for it! Everyone loves vids with you and Mr. Sparkles!!
"do you think d r u g s taste good?" *jardon* p a n i k
silverfish in stronghold:exist
CS remembering impossible difficulty: nervous sweating
Top tier father/daughter bonding, everyone.
@Jarrett Powers no lol
@Jarrett Powers XD yes, yes she is.
@Jarrett Powers Nah, Cap doesn't even like committing to a relationship, let alone a child :p Their dynamic is very father/daughter like, so the community has basically "adopted" crumb.
@Jarrett Powers She’s 15 (i saw it on famous birthdays)
@Jarrett Powers lmao
"Have you ever survived the nether befor?"
'No"
LOLOLOL
"I wont do drugs unless im peer-pressured"
dont get peer-pressured kids!
Lol
Simply don’t
I feel dumb but I couldn't help but laugh so hard when he tried to crit the wool off the sheep lol
Yeah lol noticed that too
Timestamp?
That's how it used to work tbf lmao
This was so wholesome, Crumb is so adorable and I'm glad she got to finally beat the dragon. Congrats 👏 😁
"We don't want magic! Magic is bad!"
the dursleys be like
HAHAHA
xD
harry potter music intensifies
Alternate title: Concerned older brother listens to his younger sister talk about drugs while trying to beat Minecraft with a gimmick
Edit: Or...
Concerned father panicked while listening to his daughter talk about drugs as they try to beat Minecraft with a gimmick
More of a Father Daughter dynamic
@@kei.13 what? I know that he isn’t actually her father, but it’s a much more similar dynamic IMO. And why are you acting like it’s weird to say that? They’re both fine with it
@@kei.13 how is it gross saying someone has a father daughter dynamic? It’s sweet seeing friends being family like. I mean I even call one of my friends a father/dad cause that’s just how he treats everybody. Crumb and Cap also act like how a father would with their kid which is wholesome as heck. Don’t make it weird ok?
Edit: also who said ANYTHING about a minor having a child? All they said is they have a family dynamic where Cap is like a father to crumb. Weird as heck you got that out of no where.
@@kei.13 watch his subreddit videos
@@kei.13 I would know that because I watch both of their streams often, they have literally both said they like the joke, crumb herself has drawn multiple pieces of art where Jordan is a father figure. Nobody is saying that they’re actually related, it’s a dynamic, just for fun.
“Do you think drugs taste good?”
“Ohhh dear...”
"lets keep shearing the sheep" "yah, yah" (kills sheep)
Imagine the second they tried to jump into the portal they got levitation... that would’ve been content
.
@@tgh4v0c48 godly response
@@tgh4v0c48 thanks
I love how crum speeks so fast and long that you can hear her gasp for air when she is done speaking it’s so adorable
Adorable?
Her voice in contrast to jordans voice it so extreme
Ultimate combo would be: Corpse, Jardon, and Crumb. It’s like a scale
@@aaroncastaneda677 the perfect scale
@@prons_gaming5083 the secret scale that David played and it pleased the lord?
@@Stelum1000 Hallelujah 🙌
@@Stelum1000 bruh that's not even how the song goes what the fuck is a secret scale and why would the lord be pleased by a goddamn scale smh my head
Imagine beating the ender dragon for the first time and it being with the Captain.
Yeah, I'm about to do it soon, and while I'm happy for her, I'm also a little jealous that she gets to do it with Jordan.
But anyway, nice video!
crumb is absolutely living the dream, so happy for her
Everything was so lucky and then the game is just like " remember Impossible ++???"
2:04
Love how he used the crafting table to craft another crafting table.
“I used the crafting table to craft the crafting table” - Thanos (probably)
*sees Crumb
*immediately smashes like
S to the I to the M to the P (this is for everyone)
@@noahrimac521 everyone should simp for crumb
@@noahrimac521
S.i.m.p.
Squirrels in my pants
:)
@@noahrimac521 we can't have nice things in the internet bc of people like you
He told us to leave nice comments for Crumb on stream so I'm leaving one. WE LOVE YOU AND WE'D UNALIVE FOR YOU, CRUMB!!!
15:53 omg that laugh is so precious it made me cry
The Last of Us, Minecraft edition
Ooh so in next episode jardon will be unalive and she will be the new owner of captain sparkles
@@legaldrogen8439 indeed
@@lkexnl9944 just amazing her to start a subreddit vids like jardon
Yes... but much more wholesome. And a lot less unaliving... and heartbreak
Good thing Minecraft doesn't have golfing like Terraria
I believe in Captain Sparklez and Crumb interactions and collabs supremacy
crumb’s giggle when sparkles took his glasses off was so adorable
yes
You can tell Jordan is so used to modded and server stuff when you hear him say "Right click in the air to use the fire charge".
I feel that xD