WOT - RNG'd Up The ...! (Best of #2) World of Tanks

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ความคิดเห็น • 165

  • @ClausKellerman
    @ClausKellerman  4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Happy Friday all you magnificent morons! Mad Marty is up and running around. I hope I don't spill my coffee!

    • @singncarpenter6270
      @singncarpenter6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Friday? Holy crap that went fast. Like it matters in my world. Haha enjoy the weekend Claus. Hope winter is ending there and mosquito season is a ways off.

    • @briankenison7995
      @briankenison7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I take it up the ass everyday. RNG

    • @turtle2720
      @turtle2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a fantastic weekend, Claus and Marty!

    • @candycane420uk7
      @candycane420uk7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks moron have a great weekend Claus .👍🏻

    • @tontobb8956
      @tontobb8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Claus Kellerman carry some lube claus
      It facilitates easy penetration. Something with an emollient is also good for the skin

  • @pestilencemcnabb3530
    @pestilencemcnabb3530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    My wife heard this video and asked if I made a youtube video I said no. She said well he sounds just like me when I play wot.

    • @ChronoSphinx
      @ChronoSphinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahahah wlcm to the club

  • @jackcrawford6078
    @jackcrawford6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "this game wants me to stop." RTFOL. Me, Too! (I finally listened)- No Mon(ey) for You, WoT

  • @johntruax
    @johntruax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My wife heard some of the ranting and asked me if I was trying to calm one of my old army buddies with PTSD down. LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @williamescolantejr5871
      @williamescolantejr5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been playing off an on since 2014.Came out of usn late 80s an I wonder now if you cant get ptsd digital from this lmao

  • @EdgarVanHoose
    @EdgarVanHoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So I was teaching my 8 yr old daughter earlier this week how to play WoT. This was the first time she ever played a game on the computer. Just driving and keeping her gun forward was about as much as she could handle. This video reminded me that all the other players in those games were feeling this way that day. Also sounds like I do most evenings while playing this broken game.

  • @terolaitanen
    @terolaitanen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's a miracle that Claus has any hair left.

  • @321minder
    @321minder 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A Claus rant, cup of coffee and occasional joyful celebration. What we come here for. Thanks Claus.

  • @profile7530
    @profile7530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy Friday Claus. When WG devs go to the men's room, they shake it more than twice.

  • @kevinmckay5052
    @kevinmckay5052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO. Its Friday. The Claus rant and dance day of the week.

  • @WorldOfDrunks
    @WorldOfDrunks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NO "RNG" FOR YOU CLAUSSSSS....!!!!!! 😂🤣😅😆😁

  • @austinrichardson8128
    @austinrichardson8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Screw you game"
    game:"RNG"

    • @Knowbody42
      @Knowbody42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russian Number Generator

  • @VaughanCole
    @VaughanCole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    always a laugh, thanks Claus. you make my day

  • @exitar1
    @exitar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol 😂 this was great 👍 Now when this happens to me i just do the snagglepuss....exit stage left

  • @sgtbill5978
    @sgtbill5978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    With Claus - I do not rage alone....

  • @JD-kg3mx
    @JD-kg3mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Claus, you absolutely outdid yourself with this video! Loved it! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❗️❤️

  • @paskberger1152
    @paskberger1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    sometime i think we all do like claus when RNG, MM and DPM hit us.
    on a none RNG reletated question: how much space WoT take on your HD? using tree size it take more than 50 gig for a game that is very basic when you compare to PUBG etc
    PUBG take around 30 gig for me. Wonder if WG are bad at coding for efficiency

    • @kevinmckay5052
      @kevinmckay5052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im pretty sure we all can relate to Claussian Russian math 😜

    • @szgege32
      @szgege32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The clients is a sh.t. It won't delete unused update files, sometimes turn on replays then you are full of replays of old versions, mod folders, etc..

  • @petersmithm9
    @petersmithm9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Does Claus give tips on how to dress and play with other types of dolls as well?

    • @williamescolantejr5871
      @williamescolantejr5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont get it.WOT already gave us females to use with crewmembers so Claus we already have Barbies lol

  • @johnfranktullo3463
    @johnfranktullo3463 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The look on your face when u were ammoracked by the t30 was priceless

  • @dougp5298
    @dougp5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent Claus 'rant-a-thon'
    Thank you - I know how you feel always.

  • @mulkster39
    @mulkster39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great coffee break material! I was spitting my coffee during laugh moments.

  • @Flozman1982
    @Flozman1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to say It brings me some comfort seeing you get one shoted by a T30.

  • @gershefski
    @gershefski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Claus i wanted to tell you i love your content, p.s. i love my "no fun for you" coffee mug

  • @kiltmanm60
    @kiltmanm60 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Claus! You need more BUSH! Yes that is what you need in your life. Lots and lots of Bush! Then you will always have plenty of bush.

  • @jasonphair8478
    @jasonphair8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You got Fosh'd over 😂😂

  • @henryvaneyk3769
    @henryvaneyk3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the game wants you to be I Am Died. Yesterday I trade with Skorpion. And what happens when he shot me with his last shot before I can deal the killing blow? My gun gets damaged. I was super lucky that my repair kit was not on cooldown.

    • @wellstang
      @wellstang 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! Sometimes it's spg stuns and all aim goes to waste. Or turret stucked lol.

  • @Vrey662
    @Vrey662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man, glad to see I m not the only one, its so frustrating (as you show) I have the feeling that the game wants me to stop but I m back again...

    • @Leptospirosi
      @Leptospirosi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That the trick: screw you one day (by design, not by chance) and you'll come back for more.
      Here and then the will be some amazing session where everything will be fine and that what you'll be looking for the next time the "bend over" day will be decided for you by their system.

  • @saerbhreathach540
    @saerbhreathach540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RNGesus was messing with you...😂
    You need to sacrifice 3 Luchs to RNGesus if you want the game to cooperate. 😋😋

  • @tomaskuracina2665
    @tomaskuracina2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    maaan I almost died of laugh watching this video :DDD you are so on point with everything :D

  • @AbsSolut
    @AbsSolut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    More of this a** soon a** possible!!.

  • @johnbeardshall2898
    @johnbeardshall2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    those clown cars should have their own battles like we have on Halloween

  • @jmc7034
    @jmc7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Claus needs a holiday 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @oldmansolo572
    @oldmansolo572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You and skillz4u are a riot together!!!

  • @2strokeYardSale
    @2strokeYardSale 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    They ate their sisters' toxic Made in China Barbie lipstick, and now they are on your team.

  • @Boo-xn7mm
    @Boo-xn7mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's the Claus I know yea !

  • @gunnergriff3860
    @gunnergriff3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I started my Barbie Collection right after my 100th WOT battle... 4 years later and 50,000 games , naked Barbies cover my walls and floor ...They fight with each over over the whips , lipstick, and chains I bought them ... a long line of Ken dolls are in my yard ! Hope the Police don't notice ! Thanks WOT

  • @Stovokor41
    @Stovokor41 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    04:28 I know that feel VERY well.
    Just got the Leopard PTA. Gets ammo racked every second match even with a wet ammo rack.

  • @bhubryan596
    @bhubryan596 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is Claus after three cups of coffee. Its not his fault, don't blame him

  • @JKRambo57
    @JKRambo57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's time to play the music
    It's time to light the light
    It's time to meet the muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

  • @kltr007
    @kltr007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a "Best-Of"! Don't miss it! Bring the children, too! ;-)

  • @spring-jo8xv
    @spring-jo8xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂 had a good time watching this vid

  • @danam0228
    @danam0228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    bit at 1:45 was best, couldn't stop laughing, watched it 3x lmao

  • @souleater9574
    @souleater9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He complains it’s fucked and sucks but still plays it lol love the content and your videos man

  • @archondark4375
    @archondark4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You started grinding the Italian line Claus?
    Well....no fun for you,WG just announced that they will nerf them...Enjoy!

  • @nickplatypus1730
    @nickplatypus1730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic. you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere. imagination, life is your creation.......CLAUS!

  • @petergorrie1013
    @petergorrie1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime I watch you Claus, it just reminds me to go and visit my cousin who stays in Medicine Hat, haven't seen him in 20 years. :(

  • @OHJUSTFORKU
    @OHJUSTFORKU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Claus you need to go to your happy place ….. maybe watch reruns of the Teletubbies

  • @frankmfjames1908
    @frankmfjames1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks claus you talked up the Italian tanks now they are going to get nerfed. Love the channel

  • @dennisshaw1195
    @dennisshaw1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Claus you better get back on the meds lol

  • @jamesquick5854
    @jamesquick5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤏 The world's tiniest violin playing your sad tune, lol. Just kidding, I really enjoy your videos.

  • @kelsonhaldane989
    @kelsonhaldane989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Claus you have me bawling all the time man..have fun Hateer13 na server

  • @davidshim6970
    @davidshim6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:50 lemmingrush has entered the chat

  • @jonneerotten7605
    @jonneerotten7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just got the notification . you've had this up only two minutes and you have one dislike already. Guess this will be a good one then. gonna go watch it now... after I go make a coffee.

    • @jonneerotten7605
      @jonneerotten7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hanikrummi hundursvin lol. guess they liked it after all...

    • @antlerr
      @antlerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonneerotten7605 he clipped old videos into one hoping no one would notice only one tiny tiny clip was new.....

    • @jonneerotten7605
      @jonneerotten7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antlerr yeah I know. I'm loving it. (still watching) I've never seen him get triggered so many times in one clip.

  • @baddog711
    @baddog711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game is in its death throes, soon to in a coffin of history. This is what becomes of GREED/BIAS.

    • @Stubbari
      @Stubbari 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Players have been saying that since 2010 and the game is still going. I guess probably for another 10 years or so and then maybe there will be only 1 server left.

  • @dicklarge1901
    @dicklarge1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Claus you ever go to big smoke burger in the food court in the cross iron mills mall?

  • @chriswisnieski9554
    @chriswisnieski9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry about that Claus at 16:08 , Sincerely Ralrant -VETS

  • @edsonkidwell9813
    @edsonkidwell9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Claus anyone with optics see in them your exhaust. LOL.

  • @kriztov265
    @kriztov265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Without so much as a reach around .... :)

    • @hillbillyscholar8126
      @hillbillyscholar8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman your senior drill instructor..." LOLOLOL

  • @kens32052
    @kens32052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It seems like Claus is always blaming either RNG or his teammates for his demise lol.

  • @fbpettis1
    @fbpettis1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Klaus knows a lot about Barbies.

  • @davidlefranc6240
    @davidlefranc6240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg claus at 2min hahaha houhaaaasss rng

  • @Steve-iw1kj
    @Steve-iw1kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    what happened with all that great advice about not letting the game get to you and keeping your cool Claus? LOL you keep this game fun.

  • @deadendfriends1975
    @deadendfriends1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    RNG...... 4 kill, 3k damage, 1k blocked and spotting.....loss. 0 kills, 672 damage, 200 each for block and spot ...win. Every fucking time.

  • @EdwinK-13
    @EdwinK-13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got the Barbie tank with all the accessories. It's fantastic

  • @piethoekwater9840
    @piethoekwater9840 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol It happend to me with the standard B also :-), Love your comment on RNG

  • @cwycoff1
    @cwycoff1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHA love how you blame the team (yes we have all had a team that sucks, and sometimes I was the one of the 15 that sucks) when you have a bad game. You, you, you, you need to uninstall just deal with it, you had a bad game. We all have a bad game and then three games later we have a AWESOME game

  • @brackabrack
    @brackabrack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yuri, Claus hide behind bush and about to shoot Russian tank... Make ghost bush!!!

  • @chimpboy12345
    @chimpboy12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How come both times he did the Barbie rant I expected him to say "you can put lipstick... on your BALLS"

  • @poilboiler
    @poilboiler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SNAP! :)
    But why would anyone put dresses and lipstick on their tank?

  • @kevinmckay5052
    @kevinmckay5052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel bad for you my friend, cause you waste so much time ranting at Russian NG and secret stats, and bushes, rocks and cliffs. You are keeping Yuri employed thats awesome! I can relate to all your frustrations! I will send you replay and maybe make you smile, and you can critic my ass off, is no problem. And maybe Yuri can have break too. Poor Yuri. Is hard worker for Soviet.

  • @GAURAV-xd1pi
    @GAURAV-xd1pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    barbies cracked me up lmao

  • @lxmedia3911
    @lxmedia3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So um.. I have been meaning to say this Claus, but...
    You damn look a lot younger compared to the past videos (pre-Wargaming CC).

  • @nacho71ar
    @nacho71ar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor little elc. Why weren't you camping hidden as you should? 13:06 I'd like to report a gang rape... omg

  • @mrjohnnybond
    @mrjohnnybond 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    wot design lead about fake bushes: yes, it's a bug we know about and can fix in individual cases but cannot fix generally. so pls send in replay of what bush is broken and we will proceed to send you an automated reply and completely ignore your message.
    blyet rasha da

    • @mrjohnnybond
      @mrjohnnybond 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rasha tank don't care about fake bushes. rasha tank have balanced armor! only pussy imperialist western ladies tank have problem with fake bushes. Fixed: notabug.

  • @joyroc885
    @joyroc885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's me and my games about 95% of the time.

  • @waske11
    @waske11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dont worry,T30 cannot pen Standsrd B and Jagdtiger point blanck from side.

  • @JackDrinkn2DollarJim
    @JackDrinkn2DollarJim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It started off showing me a thing about weight loss by removing tomatoes from your diet and I thought it was his intro till I noticed the skip ad button. DOH!!!

  • @lyonst6812
    @lyonst6812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol hu hu hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhh ha ha aha ah

  • @loyalgamer8966
    @loyalgamer8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have the exact same attitude to this game as well! Except it's worse on console!

  • @EdgarVanHoose
    @EdgarVanHoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I took 5 years off of WoT after playing for nearly 4 years and starting two clans (The Warriors W and Millards Minions MM ). I am pretty sure the same issues exist today that did 10 years ago. Two weeks into my return and all I do is rage at the game and players. And WTF did WG do to my Type-59!!!??? I envision my second departure very soon. I do find some humor and stress relief in Mr. Kellerman's rage. Keep up the pressure on those commie devs and keep paying to pen!

    • @Stubbari
      @Stubbari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems like online games (or team based anyways) aren't really your thing. Maybe stick to singleplayer games so you can only rage at yourself?

  • @spankystar9316
    @spankystar9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hardly ever play with the virus and the toxic environment... no fun for me.

  • @tamasberki7758
    @tamasberki7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Warning adult content +18!
    I love my Panterra too, but tier 8 MM is just disgusting, 3 out of 4 games you faceing tier X tanks

  • @Fr33Zone
    @Fr33Zone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    seems like you could use some of that non toxic china lipstick :P
    tnx
    ljubi brat

  • @umbasa01
    @umbasa01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm upset they are ending xbox 360 support. As a scrub broke console player this upsets me greatly. Also was trying for all achievements to feel like I finally beat the house. Lol

  • @QuantockAndy
    @QuantockAndy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Clause, Hope youre on the winning side ;) Just found out that the "RUSSIA" tanks I spent MONTHS grinding for the 430u has just been nerfed and the previous tear 10 I spent months grinding for the 65a is also nerfed and now sidelined in the collectors spot... and one of my faves the PzII got the same treatment and is now slower and the gun shoots slower...WTF..wots the point of grinding to the top when by the time you get there its nerfed... also I've noticed at tear 1 most people are spamming gold APCR as full loadouts and it's got more difficult to pen with standard ammo... I fear the game has changed for the worse to the point I refuse to pay extra for gold ammo...aggghhh is nothing for free anymore? ;) PS you all suck, you should all shoot non toxic lipstick, not from china, The game wants me to stop.... Love you and Skill XXXXxxxx

    • @Stubbari
      @Stubbari 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The point is to play more than once a month and to play meta tanks when they are meta. 430u and Prog have been in the game for like 2-3 years already. It takes like a week or so to grind a T10 tank. You had plenty of time to grind those. What I don't understand though is that the Prog was just on TotT.

  • @piethoekwater9840
    @piethoekwater9840 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Faling of my chear for the laugh

  • @ilickilick7325
    @ilickilick7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:17 axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax

  • @mac.1o798
    @mac.1o798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did he shoot him through the wall?

  • @gord7025
    @gord7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone else getting those solar powerbank ads? It seems every video I watch it's some new idiot saying that they were just sent this thing.....

  • @jdtcskate
    @jdtcskate 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wheeled vehicles are cancer.

  • @jamesp1407
    @jamesp1407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The next "how to vid"; How to rant.

  • @SAMax2268
    @SAMax2268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I empathise with the frustration. There are some really shit players out there who have no tactical nouse in the game. They are just hell bent on trying to do as much damage and sacrificing their hip and then move on into the next game. The fact that the game is broken doesn’t help either where RNG and match-making is totally fucked up!

    • @Stubbari
      @Stubbari 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is RNG and MM fucked up?

  • @brien656
    @brien656 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You son't know how good it makes me feel to hear you rant Klaus,. it's just about same with me ,. RNG,.the general Game BS. You should add. Keep buying their BS and support another Millionaire,. because you want to be a Super Tanker. These days the game gets two plays. If they both run the same, ex 2 tiers down and DEAD two seconds after getting sited from an unseen spotter. The Game gets closed down. I started playing this 6 months after it started. I am now thinking about freeing up some PC space. As you said, Your skill doesn't matter only the paid skills that WG offers you. Play for free! and, be just a target for all the pay boys. When you think about Games. This type of Game is the Definition of, Play the Public for Fools.

  • @gtw49
    @gtw49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you sound just like the people you criticize all the time,"Daddy he shot me again, Daddy I don't like this tank!"
    You need to go spend sometime at the beach in Mexico....soon!

  • @John0155
    @John0155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol rng just destroys games n torments you for an entire day lol

  • @pauldaniels921
    @pauldaniels921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    CLAUS we’ve really been rung right up the arse! My lovely standard B is being nerfed, after all that f£#&@g work!
    They’ve not touched the wheeled cancer in the game. Still not buffed German heavies and the 430u nerf just ain’t going to happen🤬🤬🤬

    • @pauldaniels921
      @pauldaniels921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R N G’d

    • @Stubbari
      @Stubbari 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you talking about? They are nerfing the 430u along with the Italian meds.

  • @darrenharvey6084
    @darrenharvey6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm starting to believe that I am the only human player in a game the rest are bots!

    • @Stubbari
      @Stubbari 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So everyone is kicking your ass?

  • @bluestraveler2980
    @bluestraveler2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    skill4ltu "I thought we where friends"

  • @scottbrown2536
    @scottbrown2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    and it continues.....you should buy Barbies and put on lipstick....holy shit....Claus on a terror

  • @oscaburns
    @oscaburns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Today's issue of 'The Tinfoil Gazette', brought to you today by......

  • @donkee011
    @donkee011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yuri!! Engage Russian Bias Generator. The Russian Number Generator is not enough.