bro delete this idc if it was 2 years ago delete it, this comment single handedly destroyed all of my useful braincells and while I'm at it, someone who posts a comment like this is like a man with a 20-inch-deep vagina. Don't you ever comment something like this ever again, you understand vagina boy?
Bro you make my day bionic really you don't know how bored I was until I searched up "bionic" and watched this I hope you had a merry Christmas good night
Fun Fact Since He Gets 100k A Day He Will Get 2 mil in 2 Days Meaning Before 2021 Happends Meaning He Will Get It In 27th Of DecemberIf He Keeps Growing Like This
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! DID U GET ANYTHING COOL????
Epic
I got hoverboard
Hello
Sadly no 😔
Hi hope you hade a good Christmas
"MAKE BALDONIC REAL"
"MAKE BALDONIC REAL"
"MAKE BALDONIC REAL"
Yessss
Imagine he is at 1.9999999 mil subs on new years eve
200k more!
If only a can make lots of account for him ;-;
@@dhruvansankar879 its 20k not 200k go back to school
I start cracking up every time he says,"minoynoynoynoy!!"
Me to
Me to
Same but I say it like gunganyan
So what I do
Minoynoynoynoynoynoy
I love it when bionic says “miniminoyoy” 😭😭😂😂
I say the thing when need diamond
Yes. Just yes
Yea bro miniminoyoy
Goongagingga
Gongingan also
“Minecraft Uhc, BUUUUT, I have the avatar ability.”
THAT SOUNDS SÓOOOOOOOOOOOO G9OOOOOOOOOOOOD ITS 69% GOOD
Yess good idea
omg such a good idea
Avatar state
Kiing tong?
Merry Christmas to everyone and stay safe
You too man
You too dude
you too boi
You too mate
Sorry don’t celebrate
nobody:
Bionic: there's a thingy over there!
Nice
What is it
@@glu_1 yep the bald man
ITS ALMOST BLODDONK
THE NOSTALGIA HE HASNT SHAVED HIS HEAD YET OMG BRO THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES
Lol xD. Bionic winning a UHC By Twerking.
|\BRUH/|
14:20
14:20 lol
bruh lol
Me: *drinking water*
Bionic: *founds diamonds*
Me: chokes on water
AHA
I was reading water and chocked on the water when read this (like you just did)
Lol
🤢🤢🤮🤮 Lol
hahaha lol
"Gone but never forgeted" was the best part ngl
Time stamp???
@@Jurassic_Ws 13:11-15:14
You didn't get the spelling right
@@-nightmare-884 does anyone give a fuk
H0hy8
I love when bionic says "miniminoyoy"😅😅😂😂
"I secretly used a knockback 100,000 sword in Minecraft UHC...."
"Minecraft UHC but i SECRETLY use Speed 100,000"
"I secretly use multi shoot 100.000 in Minecraft UHC...."
@@czeuscelso9637 "Minecraft UHC But i secretly use "Pantalones pantalones pantalones""
"Minecraft UHC but i secretly use "Lunar Cape Pickaxe"
The Yeet Sword.
It's here.
" Im not being racist towards helmets"
✰✰The More You Know✰✰
Lol
HAHAHA
Lol
LoL 🤣
The 4th star was an impostor.
0 Impostor remains.
Edit: nvm he edited it lol
“I’m not racist to a helmet BUT” bruh I’m dieing
Lee
its dying
Alternate title: Bionic murdering everybody
BALDONIC BE A SAVAGE
*bonc in slaughterhouse
Omg happy Christmas to everyone and bionic
Merry Christmas 🥰😍😘
You to :)
Merry chirstmas to evryone that is subed to bionic
@@leilashahgol4012 what if ur not like me
I am just FYI
@@adventuregames7718 .....
Everybody: WHATS HIS PANT'S POWER LEVEL!!!!!!
Me: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
@@ntjacobb i was thinkin to say that but i like mine more ;)
I see you are a person of culture
@@iraq8162 Yeah :)
@@killerthegreat8269 are you db fan
@@thatrandomboiwithatophat8232 Ye
Pov: you’re not early you’re just at the right time
20 mins ago??
Your right!
I am 59 mine late
Pov: nobody likes Povs
POV: your seeing this guy everywhere and ur about to reply that
I love when he plays UHC and say random words
WHEN IS THE SMP BOISSS COMING BACK
Never
@Shadowz Bonnie for real
Yea put it BACK IT cool
@IamNotSteady do u play block man go?
I dobe do play block an go tho
Beacuse I no have money:((((((((((((((((((((
Title idea at 2mil: Minecraft UHC but I'm bald...
Good idea
Ok
YASS
Woah thats so smart how did i never think of that holy crap
GUYSSSS!!!! PLSSS SUBSCRIBE TO BIONIC SO WE CAN SEE HIM BALD!!!!!
n
#BALDONIC
Yeah @BALDONIC
He hit 2 million today
Hes getting a hair cut
“I can’t find diamonds” “Its because of goongangingang”
When it says 1 second ago and there are already comments
Yeah true
Whoah
Suggestion: ask Saf to play the one punch man theme when you have like a really op weapon.
You should do quick charge 100000 so you can spam crossbow shots, it’s it so op.
bionic in cave: *insert very bright effect*
me in cave: *guy i put 46 torch and it still dark*
0:16 VOICE CRACKKKKK EEEEEE
Jjjjnnj
Bionic- gains heart when someone hit him
But.......
Still runs from players.......😂
ellhnas
.
Lol
So true though
Also why is he using a shield if he gains health when gets hit
ye lol
Bionic: I got a torch I got a torch! Drops torch like who does that 😂
He tried being confab
Good old times Bionic had CRAZY AMOUNT of hair
5 days left before the year ends. We need to get him to 2 million
Yep, for BALDONIC
In my screen it says "1,99jt" (jt: million) and im triggered
Me too
Its close to two million.
Bionic: I wanna get Oreos
Arrows: Am I a joke to you?!
you are not a joke that will be or some
@@charliewilkinson5330 what?
@@charliewilkinson5330 r/ihadastroke
me when i get prot 100 000 and shift: "SHINRA TENSEI!!!!"
me when somebody tries to sneak behind me: *Rinnegan activated*
At 11:45 “I smile at the face of danger. You should’ve said “I smile in the face of fear”.
POV: your watching this after he got bald
YES
YERS
Yep
Baldonic 2.0
Yep
Bionic: every time i take damage i gain xp
And gains hearts every time he takes damage...
I miss the magic word "gonggaginga" ;-;
me 2 uwu
Same ;-; let's spam gongaginga in his comments
@@m.kgaming5223 yass
Bionic says has someone been here? He was literally bridging and missed it haha
My family gives me nothing but they give my big brother stuff lol
Same
Sad 😔
Lamo
Rip
Who asked ??
This dude is at 1.99M
! Let’s get this man to 2 mil
Let’s do it!
my man really turned into pain and said "Almighty push"
That pants is useful when the basketball flies to the wrong nut
"We can craft a book by crafting a book."
bionic- 2020
When you watch the video when bonc posts it=
0 likes 0 protection. nice.
Cmon lads 20k more subscribers
DEPLOY THE ALTS!!!!!
"Gone but never forgotten"-Bionic 2020
I hope Bionic hits 2 mill before the end of the year, this will be intense!
hes 200k subs away!
He Is Cause He Gets A 100k A Day
So Hes Gonna Get It In 27 Of December
Godly book 📚 I was not the one who was
I don't celebrate Christmas but merry Christmas ☃️🎄 wow I got so much likes
I do not celebrate Christmas too!
Same here(I am Bangladeshi)
Same lol
Are you indian
I dont celebrat Xmas
Bionic has so much protection that when Napa asked vageta what his protecion level was vageta said it’s over 9000!!!
bro delete this idc if it was 2 years ago delete it, this comment single handedly destroyed all of my useful braincells and while I'm at it, someone who posts a comment like this is like a man with a 20-inch-deep vagina. Don't you ever comment something like this ever again, you understand vagina boy?
Bro you make my day bionic really you don't know how bored I was until I searched up "bionic" and watched this I hope you had a merry Christmas good night
SO CLOSS TO 2M LEST HIT IT IN THIS YEARRRRRRRRR
YESSIR
@Mekdes nugusie oh god last time I checked it was at 1.97 mil
Thats fast.
Fun Fact: Bionic is getting 2 million in 2 weeks
Ur on every bionic vid
For me its still not 2021 and bionic is really close to 2 mill he might make it b4 it ends for me
I saw you twice in this comment section
Fun Fact Since He Gets 100k A Day He Will Get 2 mil in 2 Days Meaning Before 2021 Happends Meaning He Will Get It In 27th Of DecemberIf He Keeps Growing Like This
Fun fact: ur everywhere
DUDE ALMOST TO 2 MILL UR AT 1.99 MIL SUBS HOLY MOLY
Yeah
protection 100 000 isn't overpowered but protection 100 101 is.
Did he jus say protection dang
Oh yes we just party and play because it's Christmas
Fun fact: the highest effective protection level is 20
I didn't know that. Also why is that?
So 36767 is the same as 20
Bionic: *crouches
Me: shinra tensei!
When I'm watching he has 2m subs
Always bud
I'm here
Same im watching when he's 2m
Same
Not different either
What happened to “stranded on a raft” series
What happened to the one block skyblock on his server series?
forgotton.
Who knows
Hint it went to heaven
It was stranded
I Loved the stranded on a raft series
He is now 1.99m get him to 2m we got this boys and girls and fishies we need to unite
123456789
He’s at 3MIL now
Fishy army
e
Happy Christmas bionica hope you enjoy the subscribers
Everybody is just going to die when they touch the armor because I think the thorn are X
I want him to play fortnite again but different channel
this dude never fails in making content
Trueee
bionic plsssss apload more raft plsssss :)
Best parts of this video" goongingang and minaminaminaminoy"
YEAH BOIII HE GOT 2 MILLION. CONGRATS. EVERYONE SUB TO BIONIC. MAKE HIM BALD
congrats!!!!
Yeah
I didnt get anything for Christmas but how's the gtr
Hope you still had a good a Chwismas
Same
Me too
😭Same😭
Same
im crying my favorite thing i got for Christmas is now broken cause of my sister
What was it?
@@multi_kills1336 a drone my hair got in the blades and wrapped around the wires
F
Zay_ Gamer oof
I was really sad today but this made me feel so much better
Where’s uhc boys????
chong for 2M
When will raft come back?
And 1 block sky block
@@zerumfr ikrr
The thumbnail: exists
Hypixel skyblock nerds: hardened diamond armor go brrrr
Ur Christmas gift is 2 MIL
I wanna see baldonic
Btw: I just found 2 emeralds in a village chest yesterday survival cheats off pocket edition
I found 1 ha
Damn that’s thick armor
Thicc
Where is the uhc smp ??????
Who thinks he should upload that
👇
Yeh
me watching old vid from bionic:saying that he's so close to 2m subs me rn:you already hit 2m👀
You should do the full armor with a really op effect
Imma just say this now...I remember when he had 100k subs...
Same lol
I joined when he was at 170k so I'm not sure what he was like
Did you saw the new dream minecraft manhunt vs 4 hunters like if u saw
6:31 i laugh when bionic said im farming oreos know
Omg he’s going bald!! Finally Unless...
You are basically at the top with 4 likes. How?
7likes
@@brandon.914 well 4 hours ago he had 4 boomer
Can someone tell me why bionic say weird stuff when he is doing stuff
I am a Indian but I love his videos
Same
Me too
Same
Same
Bionic: it’s Christmas while I’m recording this
Date of when bionic is recording: *26* December 2020
Fun fact: if you say fun fact people will read the whole comment
u got me
He got me
Me to
Lo l worked
Fun fact: to many people do this
You're so tanky.
What?
0:17
Lol voicecrack 😂😂
Me going to bed cuz I’m tired and bored
Me again: remembers that Bionic uploads daily and watches his videos cuz he’s awesome
Hej jag år Vincent
Kan du bettega Enderdraken
CONGRATULATIONS BONC YOU JUST REACH 500 MILLION SUBS
everyone gangsta till bionic is farming oreos
Lol
@@leky1645 bionic likes farming oreos
Pranks in 2020: BEING GOD
Pranks in 4040: DELETING MY FRIENDS WORLD (SO FUNNY)
Banger ty bionic for making vids for us
i love when bionic says "moninoninjoj
I don’t want you to shave your head I really like your videos. They’re really fun to watch.😊😊😊😊😊😊
"no matter how far you've come,do not forget where you start"
Bionic favorite enchant in sword: sharpness me favorite enchant in sword sharpness,fireaspect