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- I secretly used Thorns 100,000 armor in Minecraft UHC...
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I normally don't watch UHC, only when Bionic uploads!
Nice sub count
@@hunterhannemann6698 wha
Same
@@THECrimsonFuckerAlucardHimself same
Same
Who else found Bionic one day and hasn't stopped watching him since ♥️
🙋
mee
Me
Me
Overused comment
Bionic is one of a kind. You can find people doing his type of videos anywhere, but only he can pull of what make a channel addicting. Bionic, you will be very successful, I assure you.
He is
@@Caj107 yes
I see her lobot haha😂😂
you are right. he is now 7.95m subs.
Bionic is in a cave / cut:
Bionic: Alright just got 12 apples
Lava: Damages Bionic
Also lava: Doesn't die
Me: Wait, that's illegal.
Got em
I'm predicting someone is going to woosh.
Yeah You're Gonna Get Arrested.
Water: bionic drown
Also water: doesn't die
Me: wait, that's illegal
*S A M E*
Bionic: uploads
Me: Automatically smashed and slapped the like button.
I just lik the like button
Yeah me too man
meee to bro
For real though that be me
legend
players: what the twist
bionic: normal UHC
players: wait, thats illegal
Gg
GG
Nice meme
Why did you translate it
Poo
I _love_ 6:38 when Bionic says *"Which one already has the upper hand in the law? Freeze it well and erase it. Is it okay to have a center? Stone mat South, if you run, you'll make people cry for a month, menthol awesome. The dowsing flyer is the Ashle range back and fourth sleep pile up the choice news the performance the Aussie steak fight the home straight sprain bar Hayes framing the teeth the bender roll the stock price the sushi poster game the address the mac drink gathered outdoor only Grandson 4 Based on Fay Episode 3 Hill, it's not usually an island, but Taengyi, CEO, etc."* it's just _so_ inspirational.
HE DIDNT SAY THAT💀
@@maxplayz. Soooo.. You're saying that the captions are lying?
You’re spiked bionic
Bionic: *OMG WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL, OUR ARMOR IS GONNA BREAK!*
Diamond Armor: *Takes almost 1000 Hits to break..*
Because its thorns...thorns takes do easy to break
@@aaronanthony4470 oh wow pro tip omg lol
@@aaronanthony4470 you right
Boinic 0 IQ lol
Only 20crystal explosion then ur armor is gone lol
bionic we need a diamond
5 pieces of diamond in his hotbar : are we a joke to you?
He means he needs more
@Tontinos hot pizza rolls you dumb all he’s doing is explaining what he said
because you probably deleted it
Lol
umm he needs more diamonds
2:39 the guy who whispered LMAO
LOL
😂LOL😂
XD LOL
Who else found bionic one random day and has not stopped watching since
2:10 pro tip: don't dig straight down
Oh didn’t know that
Wrong dig strait down in middle of 2 blocks that's how to avoid it. 2:10 is fake!
BOI IF U DONT GET YO BI- If you are actually a fan of bionic then you would know that he doesn’t care about that rule in UHCs
Nother pro tip u can use a lava bucket to smelt and it last longer
Lol didn’t know that I always dig down jk I complete mincraftl
You should do “every time you mine a block, you got a sharpness level higher by one.”
That’s a good idea
Mining the same block over and over
Ya and you can just break flowers, sugarcane, and tnt (there all instant break blocks)
@@minecraftcluchmanthatisbad2248 there are slime blocks and crops too
That’s a good idea
I can't believe no one talking the fact that he got the achievement "Cover me with Diamonds" Before "Diamonds!"
It's uhc he can probably kill a person with diamond armor before he gets diamond and get achievement
Yea that got me confused
people are dumb
True, dude
The original before pvp enabled ok?
I love this Vidis and i hope you hit 10M 👍👍👏👏😎
Random UHC players: *Hits Bionic* 1 second later... *Dead*
Bionic: Hahahahahahahah
Lol true
:D
XD
NO dead in 1.00000 seconds
O.o
1:27
"Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!"
**everyone stares**
Me: cracking up on the inside because I get it......
Me on the outside: well we’re doing this? Wait let me grab popcorn and a muffin
THIS GUY POSTS EVERYDAY AND I LOVE HIS VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!
u luv his vids.........not him ur kinda sus am voting u 😂
He is pretty great
I couldn't agree more
@@Never_GamePlayZ LOL
@@Never_GamePlayZ LOL 😂I love him too who makes the vids lol😂😂
I have watched boinic's 1 video and after that i havent stopped watching bionic. I love ur vids bonc
me: oh how good are those memery's of people saying dat guccie
bionic 2020: dats guccie
*memory
Gucci*
that*
Someone: touches bionic
*gets thanos snapped*
If I would be THANOS snapped by bionic than I'll thanos snap my phone
Ya I gets gongaginga
Gongaaagingaaaa!
Bionic: “Demon sword”
10 days later
-New Minecraft update that involves demon slayer-
Me: how did this guy predict it 🤯
He meant diamond sword
@@yanbinfan6369 no he did that misspell on purpose
@@yanbinfan6369 he meant netherite sword bruh
@@carriedoyle7999 bro no he meant gold sword >:((
@@agenericrobloxchannel8187 they didn’t add gold sword after diamond sword so that logic does not make sense
Nice one Bionic 👍
Random fact: You can’t breathe when you smile
Just kidding, just wanted to make you smile. Have a good day :)
Noice
noith
Noice
Seen this somewhere else but i didn't fall for this close tho😂😏
Awww what a cute ANNOYING MASSAGE!!! JK 😂😜 it's cute and nice (･ัω･ั)
2:22 the meme where this kid and his little brother freak out over diamonds lol
I'm rich (idk if it's the same kid)
*DIAMONDS* *OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!*
Bionic Is such a great motivation for me on my youtube journey,I am glad I was motivated by this man
I subbed g
I SAW YOU IN ANOTHER VID WITH THE SAME COMMENT
his armor is a weapon. He doesnt even need a sword
Bionic on discord "Don't cheat or ban" when he cheats every UHC 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
Lol 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
LoL
😂😂😂😂😂
He ain’t cheating he’s getting new features
Me paying attention to anything even the chat; the border is shrinking
Bionic: aww someone has already been in this cave.
Me: wait bionic I think that was you
Also me: bonc will never die
We are asking “how did you get thorns 1000?” When bro had enchanted netherite ingots in his inventory 💀
Me: sees throns 1000000lvl armor
Also me: Æâãåâąăªãáæâaaaaa
1M? It’s 100K
when he fell into the ravine there was diamonds
Lucky as hell
Lol
True
Yes he did not see that!!!!!
Where
2:16 Bionic: I don't know how i'm possibly going to lose this uhc. But little does he know there's a literal revean under him. But bionic got saved by the water under him.
Who still remembers when he had 2 mil subs?
So what you're saying is: that armour TOTALLY didn't just grow legs and go into your inventory.
I believe you
Cool
Nice
Me too
Lmao
WTF
Do everybody starts with fire aspect 100000 but there is no water on the map and you secretly have one
@Some Random Guy On The Internet Where?.
@@Electro2007 he’s lying LOL
I think he should be the only 1
@@GRANDZENO-OMNIFORM3.5 get the fucking lost he actually did it get lots nerd!
lol
Bionic:THE ARMOR IS NOT BRAKING!!!
Me:it’s diamond armor...
It's feature that the higher thorns is, the more quickly it breaks
Because it's overpowered
He said 100k likes weren’t gonna happen but… he did it
someone is just playing a uhc, and when they finally attack someone, they get thanos snapped
me just screaming "MAKE A SHIELD" "JUST MAKE A SHIELD"
Same lol
He won’t need to he has 100000 thorns
@@CrawleyWalker He won’t he need to. He has 100,000 thorns*
He did
Bionic: **gets fall damage**
*Fall damage has died to enchantment.level.100000*
Lololololol
I made the same joke but with lava
srb
I used to be a fan but after this masterpiece I'm a hole air conditioner
7:49 some random person came out
Bionic: BEGONE TTHOT
I love how he thinks the armor breaks if someone hits it
I meaning technically it does but
BIonic: Its never normal
Also Bionic:We got so much gold in a normal UHC
I'm thinking that he needs every Enchantment in the game 😉
Bionic :we crafting diamond sword
My Ears: We Crafting Demon Sword
Yup u got dat right
Same
He said demon sword
"All we need is one good vein of diamond" he got distracted after he had already found them
2:22 : "everyone's finding die I MINTS
Mineeee diaomints mine diaominst
Uhuhg
Wanna buy a box of thin kmintd
R u real dream?
@@unfunnehpleeb6799 no
I think you should do a shapes 100,0000 aex.
Bionic is the only guy able to get "cover me with diamonds" before "diamonds!"
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@@leonwgtn tf
I can too all I do is turn off achievements get diamonds armour then turn on achievements
Can we all tell Bionic that diamond armor rarely breaks
it's coz he's stupid he doesn't know how thorns enchantment work
@@meliodafuu7815 I think it’s a little bit bc what if someone else has thorns and it kills/destroys his armor lol
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@@fruitile7901 no I think it destroys the other persons armor when they hit him
I agree
Everyone: whats the twist??
Bionic: wait...
Sharpness 100,000 would be cool!
Bionic: almost 40 gold in a normal UHC
ME: yes but actually no
Sharpness and protection at the same time lol
I just love how at that part he was just hitting the guy and all of a sudden he died and it just did a squeak
Sharpnesse 100K - Sword
6:54 he’s putting on some mad sweat!
Day's When Bonc Is Still Not Bald
1:33 as a person who loves Horses, I forgive you. At least you apologised
Bonc: what you can get thorns 100000
Us: you can't
He should have re textured this to uno reverse card armor
Yes
YEA BIONIC DO IT!
?
Yes really good idea
lol
Tell me why he looks like he is having a stroke during the intro-
TH-cam girlfriend?
Play PIGGY Bock 2 schafter seven
6:36 did anyone noticed bionic Said “demon sword”
I think he just used a random accent when saying it
Oh shit
@@Nehamaze ye just like funny way to say that
Idea: Sword enchant: damage 100,000
Armours enchant: Unbreakable 100,000 and thorns 100,000
Bionic: NO CHEATING IN MY GAME
Also Bionic: **Cheats **
That means hacks not like cheat cheat
Because of bionic I will make a TH-cam channel I'm so grateful that he is the guy who motivated me I hope he don't stop making awesome videos and bionic if you are reading this then hi, thank you and gongaginga
cyborgarmy for life
Wow u can make self advertise like this as well! NOT COOL BRO!
@@kp8892 yeah he a bot 🙄
4:14 lol the kid in the chat asking the twist
You are the best TH-cam ever TH-camr ever bionic❤
4:24 even the granite spells an “F” for the people that touch bionic
Lol just noticed that
Lol
Bionic full diamond prot thorns unb and sword unb mend sharp fire knock
2:21 the moment bionic almost died by breaking mc's number 1 rule
Your mum ;-;
The real minecraft rule 1 is "rule 1, it's never my fault" lol
“me: hes gonna say nope”
bionic: NOYNOYNOYNOYNYOYNOY
The thorns didn’t always work because thorns only has a slight chance of killing someone
Mom: Nothing is impossible
Me: Getting heart from bionic
NOT relatable
Correct
You in got a heart
If you are early than you have higher chance
@@SatMan18 Getting early is hard
11:17 ik how yassosalah feels with the connection
3:27 "hes probably exraying" no but he is untouchable
I have been watching bionic for so long. I remember when iron auto smelted
Can you talk about how bionic called a diamond sword a demon sword
Actually I also say demond sword and and I only knew now that bionic say the same
*Dimon
Bionic you should do an "normal" UHC that you tell all of them that theres an HUGE TWIST but there's actually no twist at all and it's an normal UHC, this surely will be hilarious
Edit: when you do the idea you will understand how it gonna be hilarious
6:36 He called his diamond sword "Demon Sword"
Yea
Protection 100,000
People in chat: he probaly has exraying or creative
Me: some funny responses from you but NOT TODAYYYY
How about water buckets don't reduce fall damage
But yours can
xD
Me: yes first
Refresh button: I'm gonna ruin this man's whole career
Him: *"Refresh button"*
Me: Where the fu** is this "refresh button"
Hello 👋:0 @OctalCascade
@@ling6008 hiiiiii did you find me from bionic
Make a UHC with the most OP enchanted weapons and armor.
Ohhhh im early
Bro no spoilers
Early gang
:O EKkkkkk Thanks for the ♡ Bionic 😊😊😊☺☺
10 views, 34 likes. *TH-cam.jpg has stopped working.*
@@spacedominator7163 jpg is a type of image not executable and Java is a programming language
Hi
Umm, bionic when i am trying to join your server its disconnecting and my network is also strong
Any help?
idk I can't join cause I downloaded from tlancher (btw m not the real Bionic)
Hey BionicLMAO, I thought of a really good idea for your Minecraft Video:
Wearing Netherite Armor but the enchantment is Fire Aspect + Invincibility level 100,000
This is how many times bionic said gold
👇🏻
"secretly" post it for thousands of people to see? I see you aren't the best at secrets... Lol jk
Anyone 2025?
Me
Me
Me
Me
Meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:43 my eyes are getting feasted 😯
Bionic- saying goongangingan to find diamonds
Le me - using goonganginganin other games to get rare items🤣🤣🤣
Him: we won’t hit 100k likes
his video: hits 112K likes
I will never stop subbing bibonic
Hey can you do a Video that has a UHC which everybody can get unbreaking 100,000 and thorns 100,000 and sharpness 1000