Stand-up comedy: Aisling Bea. Not viewable in UK/Ireland. Apr 2015

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  • *Contains strong language. *Not viewable in UK/Ireland.
    Comedy from Aisling Bea. Apr 2015
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  • @arreza3080
    @arreza3080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4921

    my favorite line
    "I don't even listen to sad music in case i'll be moved"

    • @felixking6634
      @felixking6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      My favorite line.
      "I tried to do this gig sitting down but they couldn't legally classify it as stand up."

    • @Sylvia_Holler
      @Sylvia_Holler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I never felt so understood in my entire life.

    • @stephenmiller7388
      @stephenmiller7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Sylvia_Holler can,t be arsed

    • @harryturner8701
      @harryturner8701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      jesus mary and joseph and all of his carpenter friends

    • @sethmyers5666
      @sethmyers5666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mine as well, I feel that line was really underrated.

  • @student702
    @student702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3571

    "Standing innocently over a dead body in a field..."

    • @infiniLor
      @infiniLor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

    • @wrenbunce5454
      @wrenbunce5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      in ireland it just be like that sometimes

    • @jonathansports1036
      @jonathansports1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      As you do...

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Irish humour. Legendary.

    • @suzitee8225
      @suzitee8225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      30.10.20 So, repeating what someone’s just said, gets 947 likes? 😐😧

  • @lizziedoll321
    @lizziedoll321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    "I can't em.. I can't eh.. BE ARSED!" Cracks me up everytime 😂

    • @mikebarnard7957
      @mikebarnard7957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aisling is a STAR.

    • @michaelmartinez459
      @michaelmartinez459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What did that mean?
      Sorry I'm American.

    • @daniela.cedillo-vargas
      @daniela.cedillo-vargas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@michaelmartinez459 like "I can't be bothered" but funny

    • @izzyfox7575
      @izzyfox7575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I watch this clip every 6 months or so, just for that bit! 😆

    • @lizziedoll321
      @lizziedoll321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@izzyfox7575 I know!!! Me too 😂😂

  • @Hubbledriver
    @Hubbledriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    " Two perverts spanking a Ghost ", Is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
    Golden.

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3979

    I've never seen someone manage to be both cool as hell and dorky af at the same damn time. She's awesome tho.

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow -- you must be desperate for any kind of entertainment ... as she sucks.

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@baldwinwallace4926 wow -- you must be desperate for validation, because humour is subjective and nobody asked you, mate.

    • @rokuthedog
      @rokuthedog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@baldwinwallace4926 post your best 10 minutes of standup

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Masticatious woah there buddy. Dont be mean to the mean comment 🙄 We must remember that that is not a person, but a digital representation of what they were before.

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah i dont know what im talking about
      It all came to me in a vision ya know?

  • @wallyrupert
    @wallyrupert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9468

    Interesting way of getting more views; Say it's "Not viewable in UK/Ireland" and instantly every curious bastard (like me) in UK/Ireland tries it out!

    • @FazMarkar
      @FazMarkar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Probably not for sale in UK/Ireland

    • @cezza6474
      @cezza6474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Didn’t notice it until I started watching the vid 😂

    • @cass276
      @cass276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah!....it's telling the kids you MUST NOT.........and whats the first thing they do?....yeah!

    • @McLeanAmy
      @McLeanAmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes, exactly the same!

    • @silenttalker829
      @silenttalker829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      wallyrupert It’s good to see I’m not the only one

  • @ahaley3292
    @ahaley3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "I even tried to do this gig sitting down, but they said they couldn't legally classify it as stand-up. Hey Yoooo!" She's a riot.

    • @markdoubleu3807
      @markdoubleu3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I came across this comment right as she was saying the line, and that was just a fantastic moment.
      Thank you!

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I once went to see a comedian perform. They never showed up.
      Well, what did you expect from a 'stand-up' !
      Other than to be stood up !

    • @patrickdoyle9369
      @patrickdoyle9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's more prettier than funny, guess you'd be better as a model. But what she is wearing leaves a LOT TO BE DERSIRED, and suits he in no way. It does her no favours what so ever. I don't know about the fact you can not be arsed to do any exercise, seems to me, it looks like you cannot be arsed to put effort into you dress sense. About as funny as an infected verruca

    • @tim40gabby25
      @tim40gabby25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dave Allen was there before her...

    • @v2o3
      @v2o3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to do stand up lying down. Kind of like a psychotherapy thing. Unfortunately I am not very funny.

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I think it might be physically impossible to dislike Aisling Bea

  • @zinganeatsr4011
    @zinganeatsr4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4757

    I’ve never seen someone go 10 minutes without breathing before

    • @punkisinthedetails1470
      @punkisinthedetails1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      That's because they charge extra for that.

    • @pjdonnelly92
      @pjdonnelly92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Come to Liverpool we do it too.

    • @justanothernerdydude4391
      @justanothernerdydude4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She breaths in between ever word, every pause shes takia breath.

    • @freyja8384
      @freyja8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I have but it was at a funeral

    • @kyledavidson8712
      @kyledavidson8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@justanothernerdydude4391 whoosh

  • @nlknok77
    @nlknok77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    "You're standing innocently over a dead body in the countryside. " lol

    • @Rog5446
      @Rog5446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, she was a police officer attending a crime.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And those damn birds going BCAW BCAW

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She didnt say it was a _human_ body.

  • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
    @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    Apollo: Áislíng, how long's your set?
    Áislíng: 30 minutes.
    Apollo: We only have 10 minutes available.
    Áislíng: Hold my beer!

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There are no fadas in Aisling btw

    • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
      @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 Hi Ciarán, thanks for the feedback. Glad to hear that! The Catholic church in Ireland has a lot to answer for so I'm relieved no skanky priest managed to taint our beloved Aisling.

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k i- what?

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k I mean true but that was from nowhere. Had me like 😳

    • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
      @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 Hey bro, you brought it up. I distinctly remember you saying no "Fathers in Aisling"... Maybe I misheard your accent.
      Yep...
      Comedy is not my strong point!
      Hahaha

  • @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists
    @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Aisling, thank you for fitting a 22 minute monologue into 11. I am so happy I have a bonus 11 minutes in my life. If I keep watching you, I might live forever!

  • @sadman7753
    @sadman7753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4275

    "jesus mary and joseph and all of his carpenter friends"

    • @geraldomelo8371
      @geraldomelo8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sam Stealar I died at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sadman7753
      @sadman7753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@geraldomelo8371 we all did😂😂

    • @aaronl22
      @aaronl22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sam Stealar +

    • @thewanderer3110
      @thewanderer3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes, we all watched the vid too..

    • @Vinwelder
      @Vinwelder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jim Nickles I think I would like it but a fat-bob and superglide are two different bikes. Maybe the father on a fat-bob, the son on a superglide, and the holy spirit on a Fatboy (in spirit that is) ?🤣 Definitely doesn't sound as good though for sure...

  • @arthurelliott8171
    @arthurelliott8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4296

    I give kudos. Her fast speech means she has to write a significant bit more comedy than other comedians to fill the same time frame. I'm guestimating about 40% more. At least.

    • @arthurelliott8171
      @arthurelliott8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Berlin Mark Mitch was the funniest. I think he talked so slow because his audience took so long to get his jokes. King of the one liners, for sure!

    • @tobiassauer2971
      @tobiassauer2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Guestimating, love that word.

    • @natecar1
      @natecar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Can speak from experience it's just from being Irish

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She still sucks

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arthur Elliott
      Haha! good point

  • @jimmyendacott8663
    @jimmyendacott8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Some people are just naturally funny. Doesn't matter what they say, you just laugh. Aisling is one of those people.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No she isn't.

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@peterlombard2292 131 vs 3 so far.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrbejam "131 vs 3 so far" And your point is what exactly? That 131 people like her? I know more people who think Aisling Bee is over-rated and just not funny than actually like her or would pay to see her show.

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@peterlombard2292 it was a joke. Get a sense of humour.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mrbejam Well it was neither a funny nor obvious one. What you call "a joke", many will see as little more than snide barb and carping. Before condescendingly telling others what they should do, you may wish to consider the possibility that the problem lies closer to home with an inability or arrgoant refusal to appreciate that much can be lost in text exchanges? Aisling Bea, humourous at best or over-rated, tired, predicatble and clichéd at worst. Pretty much all comedians have their respective followers and supporters, however, that almost 3k are motivated to dislike the vid' suggest something is wrong with what she is doing.

  • @davidbosquette4798
    @davidbosquette4798 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Trust me as someone who grew up in the Irish Countryside, that story about talking to the passing traffic hits hard.

  • @leriadantius8732
    @leriadantius8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    I love her voice and her intonations. Sometimes it sounds like she is singing !

    • @monsterbash9758
      @monsterbash9758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Irish accents are basically my kink.

    • @fergalhughes165
      @fergalhughes165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@monsterbash9758 That's sick!

    • @HasanJaffrey
      @HasanJaffrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She actually is a good singer!

    • @thenextshenanigantownandth4393
      @thenextshenanigantownandth4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@monsterbash9758 Her accent is a little Englishized look up Jessie buckely to hear a more true accent. Much stronger nasal sound lol Also we had alot of BBC back in Ireland so it influenced it. Her accent is super posh. There is no one Irish accent mind you there is a accent every few miles.

    • @fivehundredlux
      @fivehundredlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am the 500th like just gonna leave that there

  • @impatief1096
    @impatief1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Asked for directions in Ireland, what I got was: if I was trying to get to there I wouldn't be starting from here

    • @rogerphilabaum4563
      @rogerphilabaum4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny Farm

    • @GuadalupePicasso
      @GuadalupePicasso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Impatief I’ve had it saved in my phone’s notes for 5 years now, but I’ll never forget the one time that I asked a friend in Central Ireland for her address, so that I could catch a taxi. She said, “Where I live, there are no addresses”, as she typed in “go three miles past the village, past the three houses on the left, and I’m then the first one past the stone fence, with the green door. If you reach the cemetery, you’ve gone too far.”
      I got there super late, when she and her family were already in bed, so she said that she’d leave the aforementioned green door unlocked for me. Given the nature of the directions, I was beyond relieved to see them in the morning, knowing that I had indeed slept on the correct couch.

    • @philipdunne3047
      @philipdunne3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Take the 2nd left after were the church used to be :)

    • @annedunne4526
      @annedunne4526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      People still give these mad directions here. We were looking for the nursing home where our grandmother was and we were told to go to where the old hospital USED to be and turn left.

    • @rtsharlotte
      @rtsharlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GuadalupePicasso This is very true. I live in Ireland and the road outside my house doesn't even have a number and even those that do it's useless quoting them because most Irish don't use them. My house just has a name and I'm the same when drivers ask me for directions. Lol

  • @sajidmohammed19
    @sajidmohammed19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Pure genius!! So naturally talented, this is how comedy stand ups need to be!! Her story telling and comic timing is on point!!

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      even on the panel shows she's on, she's absolutely fantastic. her improv skills are second to none

  • @rnedlo9909
    @rnedlo9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    English in the hands of the Irish is like a Stradivarius violin in the hands of a master

    • @celticdodge5282
      @celticdodge5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol, thanks bro much appreciated 👍🍀😂.

    • @marklammas2465
      @marklammas2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      English in the hands of the Irish... Some of the best English literature ever written.

    • @mikesrandomchannel
      @mikesrandomchannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is one beautiful comment.

    • @YuriyNasretdinov
      @YuriyNasretdinov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...in the hands of a pianist :)

    • @raytracer2651
      @raytracer2651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A well known fact because our own language is so poetic.

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Aisling: "I talk too fast"
    *speed is on 1.5*
    Me: "lies!"

  • @dagliocchibui
    @dagliocchibui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    When you're Italian and you manage to understand 90% of it *satisfaction*

    • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
      @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Molto bene!!

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesss

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah im italian and everyone talks loud and fast with lots of hand motions so this is nothing lol

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Inglese avanzata ;0)

    • @georginafothergill3905
      @georginafothergill3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's impressive cos I'm English and I sometimes struggle with the Irish accent 😂

  • @roder51
    @roder51 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    One of the best Comediennes I've seen in a really long time.

  • @lblincoe2094
    @lblincoe2094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I personally love that she speaks fast! I've gotten into a terrible, impatience-driven habit of watching all videos at 1.5-2x speed because they just drag to me otherwise and this was probably the first video I've been able to watch at standard speed and not feel agonizingly fidgety! In fact, at increased speed I couldn't understand a word she was saying! lol So carry on talking at break neck speed, some of us appreciate it!

    • @kevingramling5443
      @kevingramling5443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats called bipolar

    • @lillianfortuin2983
      @lillianfortuin2983 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do exactly the same 😂

    • @lblincoe2094
      @lblincoe2094 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kevingramling5443 That word, I do not think it means what you think it means. 😆

    • @squishedpimp
      @squishedpimp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kevingramling5443 As a card carrying member of the Society of the Two-Poled I can assure you it is not. We're too busy seeing what it would sound like if you played literally every youtube video at once because it would unlock some secret realm of hitherto unknowable existence or, you know, we're catatonically depressed. Or the middling inbetween state which, in a coincidence I'm sure you'll agree is quite extraordinary, I refer to as the Kevin Gramling experience.

    • @sheezle3
      @sheezle3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevingramling5443 Sounds more like ADHD. Especially the fidgety part

  • @flickdude3
    @flickdude3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Who's here after watching Netflix's Living With Yourself? She's brilliant!

    • @cartoonjunkie7411
      @cartoonjunkie7411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me, though I have seen her in other things like "Very British Problems"

    • @tahliaevans5444
      @tahliaevans5444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!!

    • @lorgabluc
      @lorgabluc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am discovering this brillant artist ! Thanks to Netflix

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i knew her before living with yourself and i was so happy to see her in it!

    • @deegee6184
      @deegee6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha... Got me...

  • @jacoboleary9076
    @jacoboleary9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    Why is her "baby in the toilet" voice exactly Orla's mom from Derry Girls

    • @mikaeltruelove
      @mikaeltruelove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Aunt Sarah is my spirit animal

    • @jacoboleary9076
      @jacoboleary9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mikaeltruelove Sister Michael here

    • @mokkabeanful
      @mokkabeanful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Michelle is who I want to grow up to be

    • @cocochanel3473
      @cocochanel3473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LaRa-mo5zb
      @LaRa-mo5zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought the same 😂😂😂

  • @TheAbydos76
    @TheAbydos76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Anyone able to get laughs in front of an audience these days deserves a measure of appreciation. Well done!

  • @dkamouflage
    @dkamouflage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "You're all gonna have to jump on the Venga Bus of Enthusiasm and beep the horn with this one."
    My new favorite Beaism.

  • @anna-gf2uw
    @anna-gf2uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    "Jesus lads, it's a long long way to Tipperary. I don't think we could make it there, I don't think we could make it anywhere." 😂😂😂

    • @TheSiobhan12
      @TheSiobhan12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL I was dying!!!!😂😂

    • @royaleadrianamv379
      @royaleadrianamv379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you read it with an accent

    • @Galahad54
      @Galahad54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I was a child, I wondered what a rarie was, and why folks were so eager to tip one.

  • @vashonwilliams778
    @vashonwilliams778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    “I don’t even listen to sad music in case I’ll be moved”

  • @k.c1126
    @k.c1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Every now and then I have to come back and watch this entire set from beginning to end .... classic, iconic Aisling ....

  • @steveblackbird5174
    @steveblackbird5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    God, I love this woman, so hilariously funny, such a gorgeous soul... always makes me laugh. "I don't even listen to sad music in case I'll be moved" lol Brilliant!

  • @Shortcutguitlssns
    @Shortcutguitlssns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    I could listen to her talk all day long...even if she read the phone book.

    • @desertsail912
      @desertsail912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It would take her about a minute and a half.

    • @dgphi
      @dgphi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What is this "phone book" you speak of?

    • @Greg042869
      @Greg042869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, but I don't expect to laugh.

    • @Gnarlf
      @Gnarlf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wouldn't take her all day. Probably the reason why they want to devolop faster phones. But seriously. She is highly entertaining

    • @tejasnayak
      @tejasnayak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too... Her voice & accent is intoxication

  • @cian634
    @cian634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    2:27 as an Irish person brought up in the middle of absolute nowhere. Honestlysame 😂

    • @Blackwolfufk
      @Blackwolfufk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sounds like the Northeast of Wisconsin as well lol.

    • @anxiety_ridden_teen3249
      @anxiety_ridden_teen3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah same here

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blackwolfufk
      Haha been there

    • @johntaylor8463
      @johntaylor8463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The middle of nowhere is the real somewhere.

    • @xxiloveitallxx
      @xxiloveitallxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, same. Moved to a small city. Million times better. And no more bloody crows!

  • @nirbhikasachdev3373
    @nirbhikasachdev3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    A very relevant time to be talking about Kanye and his confidence.

  • @funsterkeyven
    @funsterkeyven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    she is a complete natural comedian. what an amazing talent. I only just heard of her an hour ago and I was completely enthralled by her interview with Jonathan Ross.

  • @carl48uk
    @carl48uk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Aisling Bea, Didn't have to swear at all to get a laugh.... What a refreshing change. I could listen to her golden accent all day long. What a star!!!

    • @treemustach
      @treemustach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also one of the first women I have watched who actually tries their own bits and is relatable within its structure. This was funny, and im probably going to look out for her in the future because of it.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Implying every comedian who swears is a bad comedian...

    • @gumfireparalax1371
      @gumfireparalax1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@johnroscoe2406 That isn't even close to what they implied. Just because something new or uncommon is a nice change of pace doesn't mean the entertainment style you're used to isn't still entertaining. You kinda put words in their mouth.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gumfireparalax1371 And by the same token aren't you just assuming? Who says your assumption is right and mine isn't? I will give you this: only he knows what he meant; neither you nor I can read his mind. Ok?

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check out drybar comedy. Clean and hilarious

  • @martybhoy72
    @martybhoy72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    Not viewable in UK/Ireland? I've just watched it in the UK

    • @Bergerons_Review
      @Bergerons_Review 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      bait.

    • @shakes1026
      @shakes1026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And I've just watched it in Ireland

    • @spiderjeranimo4992
      @spiderjeranimo4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      well once Article 13(or whatever its called now) is sorted it won't be

    • @Ctrl_Alt_Elite
      @Ctrl_Alt_Elite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@spiderjeranimo4992 and why is that? :S

    • @martybhoy72
      @martybhoy72 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @me hee Yep!

  • @rosamosse293
    @rosamosse293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    She's SOOO good. Genuinely hilarious intelligent gorgeous Lady. 😂😂😂🙏

  • @lemon1657
    @lemon1657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The only thing better than the hilarious material is her brilliant delivery. Very talented. Love her.

  • @WriterFergus
    @WriterFergus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I have met Aisling (Edinburgh festival) and she is a thoroughly lovely person, not only funny.

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your a lucky fella

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snap! I met her after a gig in Hackney and she was SO lovely, charming and kind! One of my best memories.

    • @fiddleandfart
      @fiddleandfart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucky you..!

    • @davidhaughton6830
      @davidhaughton6830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      S

  • @anthonywhelan5419
    @anthonywhelan5419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Love this girl. Wish there were more videos of her.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shes hilarious on QI

    • @hayatrouble18
      @hayatrouble18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's in the netflix show living with yourself

  • @matthewshepherd3882
    @matthewshepherd3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "My disability is I can't be, I can't be, arsed! I can't be arsed, my disability effects me alot" absolute class

  • @gordonballard8222
    @gordonballard8222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    What a woman.
    What a comedian.
    What a crowd.
    Gold.💛

  • @jamielewis1737
    @jamielewis1737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Can't get over my annoyance of that bulb being broken in the 'o' 💡😭

    • @siriuslyorion2975
      @siriuslyorion2975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well now I can't un-see that thanks prick

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol 😆

    • @clubkid3438
      @clubkid3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can u be that guy and have the same name as me change it to Giles or something

    • @squarepeg9484
      @squarepeg9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw that immediately too!

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes me want to go over there and smash every other bulb.

  • @ahsansiddiqui4263
    @ahsansiddiqui4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    jesus marie and joseph and all of his carpenter friends ! lol

    • @Rog5446
      @Rog5446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She forgot his fishermen friends!

  • @theshywolfie6655
    @theshywolfie6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Americans just have confidence"
    me locked alone in my room because I'm too nervous to talk to the guests: " *CoNfiDeNcE* "

    • @basmalasaad3039
      @basmalasaad3039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can RELATE. I get so excited about a visit and get all dressed up yet the moment I hear a knock on the door, panic arises out of nowhere and I don't want anyone to know I'm there.

  • @Hana9916
    @Hana9916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Go shove it up your floop, mother" is still the funniest thing anyone's ever said

  • @voicesinmyhead7303
    @voicesinmyhead7303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Funniest part to me... "Not viewable in UK/Ireland"... posted by No Limitation.......................

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol, good call!

    • @PaulEcosse
      @PaulEcosse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yep. Just watched it in Scotland. All hail the internet.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Visions of a grey man in a trench coat carrying a floppy disc past the border guards.

    • @Phantasia.Official
      @Phantasia.Official 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You didn't miss actually nothing, the humor was boring.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Voices InMyHead lol 😂

  • @ajinkyamehere5365
    @ajinkyamehere5365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I absolutely loved her accent. And, she was funny too. Would love to listen more of her comedy.

  • @MartinHatchuel
    @MartinHatchuel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the best sets in stand-up. Ever.

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so glad I subscribed to Aisling's channel and now I get clips recommended to me. Her comedy hits me right in the gut.

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    *Irish people:* The English have oppressed us for centuries. How can we get revenge?
    *Aisling, Caoimhe, Niamh, Sioban, and Saoirse:* I have an idea.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      But during the dark ages, the Irish spent hundreds of years taking slaves from Wales and South West England. But they don’t like to mention that.

    • @dylan.r2157
      @dylan.r2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      SvenTviking and Oliver Cromwell kled 10% of the population of Ireland and sold over 200,000 Irish people into slavery so...

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SvenTviking Good for them. Maybe the Welsh and the South West Englanders should have fought harder.

    • @KHBogWitch
      @KHBogWitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      SvenTviking did you miss the joke bro?

    • @DeclinedMercy
      @DeclinedMercy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@SvenTviking people from south Britain did the same, one of St Patrick's 2 surviving books is all about condemning a British king for being too aggressive in enslaving Irish people, since we are trying to tell little known facts why not point out that both coasts raided each other so their slaves would not be of their own. And since we are revealing hidden truths about slavery, why not talk about the fact that slavery in some form was widely accepted in most cultures at the time, why not talk about the fact that slavery in Gaelic Ireland stopped spontaneously by the 13th century. Why don't we also talk about how the Irish enslavement of the Welsh St Patrick and the resulting introduction of the Latin alphabet to Ireland resulted in the preservation and reproduction of countless Roman texts that would have been lost to time, Ireland being the only stable literate society in western Europe after Rome collapsed.

  • @roguenrawwellness7682
    @roguenrawwellness7682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “Go shove it up your flupe, Mother” I was dying because I think the only person in the world I’d ever heard use that phrase was my mother hehehe. Oh man she would have loved Aisling hehe

  • @brandonburt128
    @brandonburt128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Her impression of a man on Secret Eaters: "I don' t know why I can't lose any weight-all I do all day is eat less." Aisling Bea is a genius.

    • @jasonmurkin3364
      @jasonmurkin3364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She actually said "...all I do is eat lettuce" 👍🏻

    • @markwhitman9542
      @markwhitman9542 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The person is eating LETTUCE... and each time a GATEAU CAKE...

    • @higgme1ster
      @higgme1ster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@markwhitman9542 In my seventy years I have never heard of a Gâteau. I never even knew that there is an Apollo Theater in London either.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought she said ghetto... as in, a lot.

  • @doctortrouserpants1387
    @doctortrouserpants1387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the can't be arsed joke is my favourite so far of 2020

  • @oddicocidic
    @oddicocidic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    A 2 two hour show in 11min. Not bad.

    • @tippycanoe823
      @tippycanoe823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peter Henriksen underrated comment

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter Henriksen why did you click on it then? 🤨

    • @oddicocidic
      @oddicocidic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@xxIluvyouguysxx if you can't take a joke why did you click on it?

    • @saralight2584
      @saralight2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @dannyboy1868
      @dannyboy1868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The speed she talks there’s 2 hrs worth

  • @christianjalexander
    @christianjalexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "no one for MILES and MILES around" -- can't hear her say those words the same way after Living with Yourself.

    • @deltawingpyro4242
      @deltawingpyro4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment. Well done, truly 👏👏

  • @lynngreene1993
    @lynngreene1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LERVE this girlie!! And the accent just adds to her greatness!!!

  • @biancachristie
    @biancachristie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Omg-I had an Irish boyfriend for several years and this brings it all back. He was from “da deepest bog inside da deepest big in all of Kerry.” Goddamn she is funny, and this reminds me so much of him. He used to make me laugh so hard that I would literally shed tears

  • @katmcdowellmusic
    @katmcdowellmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I need to watch this multiple times to catch all the jokes in there! What an amazing comedian! 😂

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This lady is spirit animal material. I love her.

  • @quayevano
    @quayevano 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Did she even breathe? Man that was fast and funny! I'm now a fan.

  • @nadiraz8520
    @nadiraz8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmao omg i just found clips of her and i love her alr 😭 i hope shed do stand up again someday, i love her delivery, the story line and just her energy in general

  • @jhonhall928
    @jhonhall928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Beautiful Irish comedian not to hard to take. Bless her heart.

  • @STEVENWHELAN1
    @STEVENWHELAN1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Hey guys the reason shes speaking fast is because she's Irish , I'm Irish and even this is slow compared to me . We slow down for the sake of everyone else actually hahaha

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha thanks!

    • @angelacummins
      @angelacummins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So true! I'm Irish too, and from Tipperary. And I also thought she was actually speaking slowly, slowing down for people to understand. Been from Tipperary, we can talk way faster than this! Praise be

    • @makatron
      @makatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm Dominican that learned English out TV and movies and I understood her completely. Also here we speak so fast even I don't know what I say when I replay voice notes. 😂

    • @STEVENWHELAN1
      @STEVENWHELAN1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@makatron Yes, you understand her because she slows down, my point exactly!

    • @makatron
      @makatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@STEVENWHELAN1 true, I've seen it I person and is like speaking in hyperdrive, same with us in Spanish speaking like we're always in a hurry

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just saw a Netflix series called "Living With Yourself" and it's really good and I KNEW I knew the girl in it from somewhere but couldn't place from where. So I looked her up and TURNS out I remembered her from a 1.5 hr game show I watched once 2 years ago called "The Big Fat Quiz of Everything". Aisling was so funny it made an impression on me. So I did some more searching and found this stand-up. I never knew she did stand-up and, she does it excellently! So what I know so far is that she's great at stand-up, great at improv, and great at acting. What can't she do? I'm a big fan now.

  • @samanthafairweather9186
    @samanthafairweather9186 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime I see something on tv that Aisling is in, I HAVE TO watch it! Absolutely love her! ❤️

  • @MrPutrifyingEagor
    @MrPutrifyingEagor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I absolutely loved her! Brilliant lines & delivery, can’t wait until I can see some more of her!

  • @k.c1126
    @k.c1126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every time I watch this I laugh from start to finish. .... Aisling is one of the BEST out there ....

  • @helloyoungones1678
    @helloyoungones1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The more I watch this woman, the much sense I have whenever I go Irish (the accent plays up when I’m pissed)

  • @janbarriault4494
    @janbarriault4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    wow! i laughed to hear you mock how quickly you speak. the same trait exists in Newfoundland Canada, really sounds quite similar!! thanks so much,, enjoyed it much!!

  • @AC-qo8oq
    @AC-qo8oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    She’s clever and just so gorgeous.

    • @fiddleandfart
      @fiddleandfart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep!

    • @MrKorton
      @MrKorton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are gorgeous but are you clever?

  • @giuseppe397
    @giuseppe397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Her accent is so warming and welcoming. She's pretty too.

  • @SereneColeman
    @SereneColeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She is absolutely amazing!

  • @paulmoore4344
    @paulmoore4344 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...a living Legend who always lifts me up.

  • @jessface777
    @jessface777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Glad I'm not the only one who feels awkward around young hot male docs! lol

    • @miaschu8175
      @miaschu8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The most handsome doctor, with kind eyes and a deep, soothing voice, came to my hospital bed, where I couldn't move due to incredible pain, and all I could think was, "You're too gorgeous to be an NHS doctor. Please can I have the old one with an abrupt bedside manner and halitosis. There's gotta be one like that, here, somewhere." 😆

  • @andreaslindblom9140
    @andreaslindblom9140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Stumbled upon this..(thanks youtube for knowing what I needed!)...and it made may freaking day! Thanks Aisling Bea! Cheers!

    • @brykit1972
      @brykit1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same.

    • @luckybassturd7260
      @luckybassturd7260 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you been recommend 'nickthesmoker' yet?

    • @andreaslindblom9140
      @andreaslindblom9140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What!?? You lost me at "Have" ...:P

    • @luckybassturd7260
      @luckybassturd7260 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😬💩

    • @andreaslindblom9140
      @andreaslindblom9140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry Dude, still dont get it! Y o u h a v e t o u s e w o r d s!! You know....A..B..C ......Letters/words!? ...ehhh ..forget it!! Lost cause!

  • @CruentusCruor
    @CruentusCruor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS was AWESOME!!! This lady rocks!!!! Thank you for the post!!

  • @bluejadeblue
    @bluejadeblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love this woman so much

  • @janetr05
    @janetr05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Irish accents are just fantastic! She's hilarious.

    • @yefaircity
      @yefaircity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHa ? Sure WE don't have accents ! ?

  • @TheDeathopper
    @TheDeathopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    That rant at the end was of David Mitchellian proportions.

  • @victorialovescheese
    @victorialovescheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest stand up I have ever watched!!! LOVE her

  • @tonybaker55
    @tonybaker55 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It certainly is viewable in the UK. She has always impressed me since I first saw and heard her.

  • @mellownisty
    @mellownisty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Wow, she is amazing. I knew she was funny from talk shows but that was an excellent honed set

    • @KrisKomar
      @KrisKomar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except you're wrong. She's not funny.

    • @hikkyhaihikkyho318
      @hikkyhaihikkyho318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@KrisKomar everyone's sense of humour is different. Her type of humour is funny to him and a lot of other people even if it isn't to you lol. It's an opinion, not wrong or right

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kris Komar yes she is :)

    • @baconfluffy
      @baconfluffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KrisKomar According to the like/dislike ratio, 95% of people who watched this clip found it funny, so maybe your just boring.

  • @shaunlowe5108
    @shaunlowe5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I had no idea she was a comedian. I thought she was an actress. But she's hilarious though

    • @82Echo411
      @82Echo411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She has been in a few series. Check IMDB.

    • @SheSaidWalkOnOver
      @SheSaidWalkOnOver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      she’s been on UK tv for years but i think we’re glad to see she’s breaking hollywood!

    • @BrendanMcGinley
      @BrendanMcGinley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She's also a writer! "This Way Up" is incredible.

    • @sparksfly5877
      @sparksfly5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Most female comedians are like “me have vag” but she’s actually really good. 10/10 comedians.

    • @fiddleandfart
      @fiddleandfart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both!

  • @user-fb4bg9dr7l
    @user-fb4bg9dr7l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I laughed through the whole thing. She's absolutely brilliant.

  • @Synthnerd11
    @Synthnerd11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Will watch anything with Aisling, wonderful comedian.
    Alex Brooker in the crowd @ 2:10 - really appreciate the way this generation of stand-ups enjoy each others gigs.

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, anything that might inspire their own inspiration !

  • @PDeRop
    @PDeRop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    New favourite stand-up located. Thanks !

  • @FlowerofDissolution
    @FlowerofDissolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    She's the funniest comedian I've seen since Black Adder and Monty Python. She's great!

    • @greenspringvalley
      @greenspringvalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea, legitimately funny, not like other modern comics.

    • @enednas801
      @enednas801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@greenspringvalley way better than these feminst comedians whos whole schtick is to bash men :p this gal used the funny kind of comedy the guys do wich kills all the time. im gonna binge on her work for days now ;)

    • @greenspringvalley
      @greenspringvalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@enednas801 jokes and punch lines

    • @TW-ze1tj
      @TW-ze1tj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly she is crap. Really crap!

    • @jesterfalls4649
      @jesterfalls4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TW-ze1tj that's what your Mum said. OHHHHH BURNNNNNNNN

  • @desireer6915
    @desireer6915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOOOO! How have I never heard of this woman before?! 😂🤣 She's amazing!

  • @MrDeepSi
    @MrDeepSi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A real person and great comedian. Some strong points made about modern life too.

  • @otempora100
    @otempora100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious.
    Love her! Great accent.
    Very smart, very quick!
    Will watch again.

  • @mrfryingpanowo1100
    @mrfryingpanowo1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how fast she talks, it goes well with her accent

  • @dkewlguy
    @dkewlguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    That crowd missed her quick little punches so many times.

  • @walstib4945
    @walstib4945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just discovered her for myself and i am an instant fan!

  • @nessnness
    @nessnness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She's brilliant and so nice to listen to ❤️

  • @Widestone001
    @Widestone001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jeez, those last 2 minutes almost gave me whiplash from trying to keep up. xD
    Great fun, thanks for posting.

  • @rogangranite
    @rogangranite 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was so much fun I’m glad I stopped by I’m going to look for her again

  • @thomastcrapper4100
    @thomastcrapper4100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well done. Exquisite energy. Love her. Really, I love her. Not easy for the next performer to go on stage after that. Love her. I really love her. I... might have... already mentioned that.