With whats been talked about he's right to be paranoid with whats going down on halloween according to several people that reeeeeally hate Phil. I hope someone streams it so we can see exactly what happens. Now mind you this could be anything, maybe they just plan on egging his place or messing with TP, you never know, he did piss off a ton of people that live close to him though.
When you know you've done a lot of bad things in life; you tend to develop a sense of paranoia. Normal people are uncomfortable when unwinding mistakes of the past - it's not like its enjoyable but definitely able to overcome. When your like him, all the mind tells him "Everyone hates me, IDK why - not even my fault" and as the mentality festers the paranoia goes hand in hand. He probably walks down the street and if someone looks at him slightly odd "OMG They've seen me pull it on camera!" or "that they think I scam people" so many situations to pick. Consider it the soul toll for his actions. I don't fear eating fast food as much as I should - but he is at least in a sense; a public enemy for good reason. "I shouldn't have to worry" but you do buddy. Its not normal; and "good" people who stream don't experience that so its not relevant to his career as much as character.
1) DSP waddles to the cookie store with Khet 2) He asks for the cookies he ordered 3) Opens the bag and notices that all the cookies have a Tyrone d!ck print on them 4) Khet starts to blush 5) DSP goat laughs and eats a cookie
You know your life has taken a turn for the worse when you're afraid the local bakery is out to get you. Also, he needs to stop using "thus" incorrectly. I know I've said it before, but imma keep saying it until he learns.
He thinks he sounds ultra literate with a robust vocabulary, so he throws little used words like that out there every now and then regardless if they are used in the correct context.
You don’t know Phil very well then, because after following the pig’s lore for over 11 years now, I can 100% confirm you that Phil never EVER learns anything, he keeps repeating the same mistakes over and over again, and all that because he’s a genuine Dunning-Kruger case…he truly believes he’s smarter than everyone and he knows better than anyone, even though he has a well below average IQ
yea, I very much doubt any normal detractor (which is 99% of us) would not actually do anything to his order. He probably just said it to make Phil paranoid, which obviously worked.
Someone should contact the company and show them this clip. He's putting their reputation in jeopardy because he doesn't want to go across the street to get the cookies
This dood is slipping further and further toward insanity. His paranoia is already ultra high, which is boosted by his delusional ego telling him he is important, popular and well known.
What a coward. Just show up, buy the pre-made cookies, and eat them on stream while showing everyone the tweets. They aren't going to mess with cookies already made.
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also want you to believe that Jasper exposing his phone and his “WWE Champions” addiction was the plan all along?
come on now.... what is he even worried about? I'm pretty sure someone spat or farted on his food by now. You never know... maybe some "detractors" work in the FF/Restaurant industry. Heck maybe even doordash.
Lol, it's funny how he thinks he's so well known but hasn't considered how many people might know him but don't say anything from the services he does use. Even his paranoia is selective.
Its crazy he talks all this shit about everyone else. Unhinged and shit, but you want over a $1000 to just eat cookies and a wear a stupid outfit. How about actually do something for your audience?
DSP translation: "I didn't hit the goals; I got exposed for lying about hitting the goals, and I also got made fun of for wearing a child's costume for a tips goal on Twitter."
He always says when you're in your forties you should not eat fast food. I know someone in their 80s who regularly eats at arby's and they are just fine..
All this time phail calling the detractors "crazy" when he's the crazy one thinking a baker shop is out to get him while wearing a cookie monster suit.
I have it on good authority there are Renton police who have Phail’s plates and are looking to get him when he’s on his way to all his appointments. Wonder if phail will be able to leave his house at all now.
Maybe just maybe that these tweets are trolling dsp and that no one really cares if he dress up as a child and eat cookies but his delusions and lies are the perfect excuse for him to scam the dents again
Everybody around him is a detractor. Person walking past him and giving him a dirty look as he's out doing chores once a week is also a detractor. If someone doesn't hold the door open for him? Detractor. People that don't bow and freak when they see the INFAMOUS internet celebrity in the flesh? Certified detractors.
The contradictions with this guy. “People aren’t donating for the reward of dsp tries it. They donate cause they like me.” Now it’s people aren’t donating because the reward is lame
@@batboy555 Of course not, Phil says things and doesn't give a single shred of evidence. Which for him is required thanks to his 16 years of confirmed lies.
He disgusts me all the time but especially when he uses words incorrectly trying to sound smart. I hate when he uses thus in place of this not knowing that they mean two totally different things.
He's the one demanding money to put on a Cookie Monster outfit. We call this childish, money grubbing behavior, and he says we are the deranged and insane ones. Gotta admit this is the DSP that makes me smile, he is raging over some made up conspiracy in his heads, a mental train wreck, lmao.
imagine this is real and at that moment the employee gives dspig a bunch of laxative cookies as extra and he doesn't suspect a thing, then he comes on the streem and blames detractors and doooo deeeew streems
2K burger scam being followed up with a 1K cookie scam. And here I thought people just supported him because they like him, not just for the goals, yet the streak is gonna die because people don’t like the goal?
Your first mistake here is to try to make sense of anything coming out of Phil’s crooked mouth…never ever try to find anything logical or rational when Phil is talking or you will hurt your brain
"i didn't get any big boost from it" being on kino casino. and yet he still says "EVERYONE LIKES ME NOW GUYS! THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!" while constantly bragging about all the support he's getting now with the streak and how it's been the best year in a long time. but yeah he totally got nothing from them, lmao. that's the kinda guy he is, always discredits people who do anything good for him and downplays their contributions
You can tell by this panic attack that the streak did indeed end yesterday. Also says it doesn't matter if the goal isn't met, yet if it isn't reached for one stream he totally revisits his whole schedule with a half hour lecture for his viewers
Am I missing something? He looks like a lump of cookie dough already. Should he really be binge eating refined sugar, eggs, milled flour, butter, cream cheese, brown sugar, vanilla essence, chocolate chips and all the other deliciousness found in the typical cookie? It’s like he has a vague understanding that food can be profitable but missed the point that you have to do more than eat Doordash and cookies. In other words his typical toddler-esque interpretation of creativity. He’s too lazy and reclusive to do competitive eating, he eats boring crap, he has nothing to say about it, he’s not physically attractive by any standards so watching him gorge on things is like a vision of Hell, he can’t even chug things like that Badlands dude, he’s too scared to eat expired food, etc. Just another half-assed attempt to cash in for King Philbert. SOS, different day.
7:20 "He should be banned immediately" "Also I'm not saying anything I'm just literally saying it." Alas poor Phil, is he unaware how horrible twitter has become since Elon bought it? It's essentially impossible to get banned now let alone moderated.
This just confirms more and more that Phil is actually afraid of leaving his house.
I think he's never left his house since the photo leak of fat Kat riding shotgun, so it's been years.
He doesn't leave unless he has no choice. Otherwise he sits there in his pajamas all day.
Just wait till Halloween, you wanna talk about him being affraid xD
@@deanrichards364 khat probably leaves a sign on the door "please do not knock or ring doorbell, highly autistic child inside"
Yeah, he’s mentally gone
43 year old getting jumped buying cookies for children while dressed like a muppet
Definitely what someone who is not, I repeat NOT a children's entertainer would do.
You say that like it's weird and pathetic, or something.
"im not even kidding ive not made this up"
And they steal his bags
Suffering PTSD from when Jaha rolled up on him and made him cry for mercy while hiding in a bathroom stall.
Whenever Phail says "this is legit, i didn't make it up" he 100% made it up.
I bet the cookie store doesn't do doordash.
That's exactly what it is.
Can we get a doody calling crave cookies in Renton please?
I just looked it up out of curiosity and they are on doordash. Pig has ZERO excuses for trying to weasel out of the goal.
“You wouldn’t even believe it” yes, because you’re lying.
Boy, he is dangerously paranoid.
TwiT-Ter is real, dood! ♿♿♿
devouring the bait is a lolcow trait, which adds up with the paranoia.
With whats been talked about he's right to be paranoid with whats going down on halloween according to several people that reeeeeally hate Phil. I hope someone streams it so we can see exactly what happens. Now mind you this could be anything, maybe they just plan on egging his place or messing with TP, you never know, he did piss off a ton of people that live close to him though.
When you know you've done a lot of bad things in life; you tend to develop a sense of paranoia.
Normal people are uncomfortable when unwinding mistakes of the past - it's not like its enjoyable but definitely able to overcome.
When your like him, all the mind tells him "Everyone hates me, IDK why - not even my fault" and as the mentality festers the paranoia goes hand in hand. He probably walks down the street and if someone looks at him slightly odd "OMG They've seen me pull it on camera!" or "that they think I scam people" so many situations to pick.
Consider it the soul toll for his actions. I don't fear eating fast food as much as I should - but he is at least in a sense; a public enemy for good reason.
"I shouldn't have to worry" but you do buddy. Its not normal; and "good" people who stream don't experience that so its not relevant to his career as much as character.
He’s gotta be Agoraphobic
1) DSP waddles to the cookie store with Khet
2) He asks for the cookies he ordered
3) Opens the bag and notices that all the cookies have a Tyrone d!ck print on them
4) Khet starts to blush
5) DSP goat laughs and eats a cookie
What happened to everyone loves Pigroach?
After seeing this i think the universe as a whole hates Phil.
Laxative cookies would of rocked😂
*would've (would have)
@@soappy1720woud ev
Some Pcp+laxatives and you’re cooking 🤣
Reading his chat is hilarious. None of them give a f**k about the food goals and some are outright calling this whole story bullshit.
You know your life has taken a turn for the worse when you're afraid the local bakery is out to get you.
Also, he needs to stop using "thus" incorrectly. I know I've said it before, but imma keep saying it until he learns.
😂😂😂
He's never going to learn.
He thinks he sounds ultra literate with a robust vocabulary, so he throws little used words like that out there every now and then regardless if they are used in the correct context.
You don’t know Phil very well then, because after following the pig’s lore for over 11 years now, I can 100% confirm you that Phil never EVER learns anything, he keeps repeating the same mistakes over and over again, and all that because he’s a genuine Dunning-Kruger case…he truly believes he’s smarter than everyone and he knows better than anyone, even though he has a well below average IQ
This comment made me lol. It's so true. Detractor bakery. He's just going to not fake the tips to not go.
Dsp always trashes your name but he’s such an idiot he doesn’t realize your name refers to his streams
I thought it was a way of making him love this guy. We all know he loves doody.
Option C. Someone said it just to make him nervous.
yea, I very much doubt any normal detractor (which is 99% of us) would not actually do anything to his order. He probably just said it to make Phil paranoid, which obviously worked.
I swear Wpig1651 was just saying someone should do this and it seems like he took the bait
How curious he always finds things about his detractors and what they do and say about him
Well he DID get tagged in the post
@@yodav9120 Even when he doesn't get tagged he finds it. Besides he gets tagged in a bunch of things, but he picked this out.
Oh no not a rogue baker
Rogue Comcast employee got fired and started working there.
@@SupermassiveProblematique delicious baked goods and internet service providers are both detractors. Everybody knows that already.
He’s such a walking Poon
I get it now! Phil uses the "podcast" to have a conversation with himself.
Underrated comment
Phil would rather talk to himself than with his wife
Yeah, a ranting vlog you do at the start of a stream isn’t a podcast. Philbert thinks someone talking and recording it is a podcast.
see, his problem is that he doesn’t whine about money and finances enough, he needs to crank that begging up to 11
Even Trump knows how to put the french fries in the bag. What's Phill excuse?
Too bad Kamala does not know how to either.
🤣🤣🔥🔥
It was all staged just like DSP's Hail Mary tippers
Yes, Trump has to get ready for his future, so Phil should too.
@@NightFlyStudio Trump will be your president real soon.
Phil is still using, "thus" incorrectly. Wonderful.
Imagine that, the segment turned into a segment about support.
Someone should contact the company and show them this clip. He's putting their reputation in jeopardy because he doesn't want to go across the street to get the cookies
Phill has become the Muppet he's always claimed to hate. 😂
After that Chinese guy jumped him he's scared of his own shadow. He's in his snort fort all but 1hour a week.
This dood is slipping further and further toward insanity. His paranoia is already ultra high, which is boosted by his delusional ego telling him he is important, popular and well known.
"People like me now, Craig."
Will never be not hilarious.
What a coward. Just show up, buy the pre-made cookies, and eat them on stream while showing everyone the tweets. They aren't going to mess with cookies already made.
You know Phil is a complete failure when even he's tired of the begging
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also want you to believe that Jasper exposing his phone and his “WWE Champions” addiction was the plan all along?
Also a comcast employee hacked his account, ( not a drunken DSP paying his bill and changing his router name at 3am for fake online outrage )
I wanna have faith in humanity, but the fact that DSP makes a living as a digital panhandler makes feel disgusted.
geesh! i cant watch these anymore!
RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
correct? sound good?
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Doesn’t mean what he thinks it does
If this place is anything like crumbl, they don’t make your cookies to order anyways. They usually have them made already.
I still doubt the comcast story.
come on now.... what is he even worried about? I'm pretty sure someone spat or farted on his food by now. You never know... maybe some "detractors" work in the FF/Restaurant industry. Heck maybe even doordash.
Lol, it's funny how he thinks he's so well known but hasn't considered how many people might know him but don't say anything from the services he does use. Even his paranoia is selective.
Its crazy he talks all this shit about everyone else. Unhinged and shit, but you want over a $1000 to just eat cookies and a wear a stupid outfit. How about actually do something for your audience?
The happy medium is your getting a real job and never begging.
No way he admitted he’s too lazy to beg. I’m dead.
oh, so DON`T call the cookie shop he mentioned. gotcha, hint hint.
Phil talking about people having good morals is absolutely fucking gold 😂😂 coming from a compulsive liar.
A pathological liar, a narcissist, a manipulative PoS, a sociopath and a greedy a-hole
this is some Stalin levels of Paranoid
😂OMG he calls Kino Casino beggars and grifters. 😂😂😂😂 nice.
Is the honeymoon over??
DSP is worried his cookies will end up like the eclairs in Van Wilder
Phil needs that money...he REALLY REALLY does...
“I’m somewhere in the middle”
Does a whole segment about it
Imagine that, he gets exposed for lying about the streak and now he's bailing on the cookie thing.
He is beyond paranoid🤯
Dude’s gonna call the president a detractor soon 😂
Or ask Kat to make you some fancy cookies or do you think she will poison you? The paranoia is strong with this one.
No but he will mention any perceived imperfection he can find in them the entire time he's eating them
DSP translation: "I didn't hit the goals; I got exposed for lying about hitting the goals, and I also got made fun of for wearing a child's costume for a tips goal on Twitter."
So no Krabby Patty and now no cookies. Great. Keep donating dents.
He was already gonna scam them out of cookies anyway...
Good grief, money is all this dood is thinking about when he gets on stream! How can someone be so damn obsessed with anything?
Ban anyone who isn’t worried about someone ruining their cookies. Dsp should change his name to DarksydeCookieMonster.
Reel Tawk
@@SupermassiveProblematique*wheel torque
Like hawnestly
It's well documemted. Just dont ask to see said documents.
He always says when you're in your forties you should not eat fast food. I know someone in their 80s who regularly eats at arby's and they are just fine..
All this time phail calling the detractors "crazy" when he's the crazy one thinking a baker shop is out to get him while wearing a cookie monster suit.
I have it on good authority there are Renton police who have Phail’s plates and are looking to get him when he’s on his way to all his appointments. Wonder if phail will be able to leave his house at all now.
For the record, Crave Cookies is on doordash. Davebert Pigroachnell has no excuses. Aside from believing his life is like GTA online
He could make his wife order them. That would be hilarious.
How paranoid do you have to be to think that even a local restaurant will mess with you?
I felt like he almost said "Doing that grift" but he had to change himself to "riff"
First we had the rogue cable detractor lmao now we have the cookie detractor...
Maybe just maybe that these tweets are trolling dsp and that no one really cares if he dress up as a child and eat cookies but his delusions and lies are the perfect excuse for him to scam the dents again
Why would he be worried? People love him now!
Everybody around him is a detractor. Person walking past him and giving him a dirty look as he's out doing chores once a week is also a detractor. If someone doesn't hold the door open for him? Detractor. People that don't bow and freak when they see the INFAMOUS internet celebrity in the flesh? Certified detractors.
The contradictions with this guy. “People aren’t donating for the reward of dsp tries it. They donate cause they like me.” Now it’s people aren’t donating because the reward is lame
I have a feeling someone works there he knows like PANDA
Oh god not the comcast again 😂
Interview with comcast so he can get an apology out of a corporation
Comcast actually did have a troll?
Did we ever get proof of this?
@@batboy555 Of course not, Phil says things and doesn't give a single shred of evidence. Which for him is required thanks to his 16 years of confirmed lies.
Yeah but we did get pandawashotter username which was great
Tampering with a customers food at a business can result in criminal charges Phil
He disgusts me all the time but especially when he uses words incorrectly trying to sound smart. I hate when he uses thus in place of this not knowing that they mean two totally different things.
Phil doesn't pick up his own food. How would they know?
Was the comcast fiasco ever confirmed?
yes, a few detractors spoke with him.
@@doodystreams K'
Kudos to this Man for such a delightfull trolling :)
He's the one demanding money to put on a Cookie Monster outfit. We call this childish, money grubbing behavior, and he says we are the deranged and insane ones. Gotta admit this is the DSP that makes me smile, he is raging over some made up conspiracy in his heads, a mental train wreck, lmao.
This mentally deranged cookie store detractor busted all over my cookies, guys. Yeah. Correct?
imagine this is real and at that moment the employee gives dspig a bunch of laxative cookies as extra and he doesn't suspect a thing, then he comes on the streem and blames detractors and doooo deeeew streems
Pretending he doesn't doordash fastfood multiple times a day 😂
He's still on about this fake Comcast story. It never happened.
He needs a family intervention.
A car and a horse aren't a family tho.
Romance Katherine
Ignoring people’s idiocy on the internet is now extreme?
That Sarah person in his chat is the only one giving him real and valid criticism and snortboi never reads their messages
Next episode of DSP tries it will feature a soggy biscuit.
What's the threat? Maybe the big surprise is a very generous, ginormous ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR tip!
2K burger scam being followed up with a 1K cookie scam. And here I thought people just supported him because they like him, not just for the goals, yet the streak is gonna die because people don’t like the goal?
Your first mistake here is to try to make sense of anything coming out of Phil’s crooked mouth…never ever try to find anything logical or rational when Phil is talking or you will hurt your brain
So if we claim we know someone who spreads his manly mayo over his door dash burger orders , will he end up living from the land?
Unhinged
Unhinged
Unhinged
Unhinged
We got it you artistic regard. You learned a new word. Move on with your life
"i didn't get any big boost from it" being on kino casino. and yet he still says "EVERYONE LIKES ME NOW GUYS! THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!" while constantly bragging about all the support he's getting now with the streak and how it's been the best year in a long time. but yeah he totally got nothing from them, lmao. that's the kinda guy he is, always discredits people who do anything good for him and downplays their contributions
This is a 43 year old man. Supposedly anyways...
I hope this worker doesn’t disappoint
FYI lie lie money lie money lie right.ok right right
You can tell by this panic attack that the streak did indeed end yesterday. Also says it doesn't matter if the goal isn't met, yet if it isn't reached for one stream he totally revisits his whole schedule with a half hour lecture for his viewers
Rogue cookies and scream was not on my 2024 dsp bingo card 😂
Poor dsp the dwo is everywhere.
His paranoia needs treatment
His ego is writing checks his paranoia can't cash.
Am I missing something? He looks like a lump of cookie dough already. Should he really be binge eating refined sugar, eggs, milled flour, butter, cream cheese, brown sugar, vanilla essence, chocolate chips and all the other deliciousness found in the typical cookie?
It’s like he has a vague understanding that food can be profitable but missed the point that you have to do more than eat Doordash and cookies. In other words his typical toddler-esque interpretation of creativity.
He’s too lazy and reclusive to do competitive eating, he eats boring crap, he has nothing to say about it, he’s not physically attractive by any standards so watching him gorge on things is like a vision of Hell, he can’t even chug things like that Badlands dude, he’s too scared to eat expired food, etc.
Just another half-assed attempt to cash in for King Philbert. SOS, different day.
Guys tell me what I need to do for you to give me more money. Ok? There you go...
I bet this is why he did not get the krabbi patty he thought a troll would be at wendys or somthing like that
The dancing seal! ACK ACK ACK!!!!
The food based goals bubble has now burst
Lasted like what, 2 events? These new schemes die off faster and faster.
6:51 almost snitched on himself LOL gets hard keeping all your lies straight
I wanted faith in humanity, then I watched a dsp video, and now I'm a Nihilist, and piss on carpets
This will surely stop Phil from buying doordash, then correct? Right? RIGHT!? 😂
7:20 "He should be banned immediately" "Also I'm not saying anything I'm just literally saying it."
Alas poor Phil, is he unaware how horrible twitter has become since Elon bought it? It's essentially impossible to get banned now let alone moderated.