How does someone who is supposedly so drunk he literally doesn't know where he is, have the ability to call for an Uber, and text and respond to texts coherently while using correct English and spelling
#dankness Her: "I should kill you for looking at that woman at the store." Me: "What woman?" Her: *holds knife to my neck* "So you didn't look at me once at the store?"
Darkness.. I have feeling she'll adore this
Well, to be fair, Morpheus did tell Neo that if he took the red pill, they'd see how deep that rabbit hole goes
4:24
Boyfriend: is Annie okay?
Girlfriend. No, she was hit by… she was struck by a smooth criminal.
How does someone who is supposedly so drunk he literally doesn't know where he is, have the ability to call for an Uber, and text and respond to texts coherently while using correct English and spelling
7:03 For those of you who don't know, it's actually very common for chickens to eat unfertilised eggs due to the high nutritional value in the yolks.
"My kids dad and my husband-" There are several implications and some aren't pleasant.
I think she got confused and fucked the wrong brother.
Not the dankness I was looking for, but this will drown out the screaming.
13:20 Kangaroos do abandon their kids to escape from predators
3:40 ayoo WTF
Same bro, Same
10 inches?... Unless my legs are short... Full length can be uncomfy
Better hope the aliens don't find these.
Why was she blushing in the first meme?…
Wait… no don’t tell me…
AHHH HELL NAHH 💀☠️☠️☠️💀
2:30 bro lost his privilege and gained a pass
I thought he was going to turn into Steve Armstrong
7:51 it's result #6 on google images. WTF is wrong with this place?!
aww yes just what I need befor a math exam. Some hot dark coffee and some dark memes
My uncle doesn’t offer me beer. He gives me beer and I drink that shit cause free state 🇺🇸
6:45 Took me a few to piece it all together.
#dankness
Anti furry:you feed me with meat from dead furry?
Me:i mean,they still animals.
Anti furry:fair enough.
Naw not really
10:03 wtf...
11:58 I know and I'm smiling widely, wish i could meet each and every one of em :>
12:00 people who know: 😊
That one @12:12 tho. Holy fuck.
Darkness won
10:21 I want that.
Tl;dw all the cursed stuff is in the second half, don't go there.
there are unpeaceful raisin noises ???
#dankness
Her: "I should kill you for looking at that woman at the store."
Me: "What woman?"
Her: *holds knife to my neck* "So you didn't look at me once at the store?"
Ya forgot the#dankness
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@@UZL_777 NP sempai
9:05 ?
2 mem WTF
4:02 sauce?
I would also like to know who's mom that is
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