The Crew's Cringiest Stories

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  • @MYS.MVP.
    @MYS.MVP. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    These are the best episodes... just friends talking

    • @n0raaa
      @n0raaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      just dudes being bros

    • @kidstolemyname5895
      @kidstolemyname5895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      guys being dudes

    • @whiplash3376
      @whiplash3376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Brothas being homies

    • @lovejotted
      @lovejotted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just hangin with the boiz

    • @mitchlesinski7803
      @mitchlesinski7803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kidstolemyname5895 I can hear your comment

  • @theweekndxo7438
    @theweekndxo7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    AB is literally the gift that keeps on giving, every story this man has of his life is the best thing ever said

    • @Jasmine-ct4qi
      @Jasmine-ct4qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I know right! I still can’t believe he hired those actors for that car fire

    • @vexial12
      @vexial12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jasmine-ct4qi lol

    • @pazamour
      @pazamour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ab saying "Goooood. Give into your hate." Should be a saved sound clip.

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pazamour "Dun worry about IT!" Dude. 😂😂😂

    • @Jamie_Rosex0
      @Jamie_Rosex0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should we kidnap him so he has to stay??

  • @RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia
    @RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    She was referencing a Sex & The City episode where a guy kisses by licking and all the girls mock him. She was shocked the character existed irl

  • @MoistRolls
    @MoistRolls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2784

    Please more funny segments and less drama, I laughed my ass off at work listening to this. Most people have plenty of stress to deal with, most of us listen to podcasts to laugh and destress I have enough bullshit in my life to deal with.

    • @jordanharris5870
      @jordanharris5870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thankyou Thankyou….This is how I feel I’ve never been disappointed watching after dark but💔

    • @mikobizzle5880
      @mikobizzle5880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      swear, i hope ur good moistrolls

    • @epicxld8527
      @epicxld8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Did you know that triller the flipped app the ceo has been accused of running ponzi

    • @MoistRolls
      @MoistRolls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@epicxld8527 oh my gawdd

    • @rickeykoga2312
      @rickeykoga2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      100% These funny segments are the best. I also love getting to know the crew more than just their mannerisms.

  • @brittsavage007
    @brittsavage007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    the lip licker story was so perfectly cringy. I loved that Ethan shared it. I got a bloody nose while kissing a guy. No second date. HA!

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Haha! One time a girl head butted my face and punched me in the nose within a minutes time. I thought it was funny.

    • @cailin5309
      @cailin5309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I had a guy hiccup while we were kissing .. I just busted out laughing.

    • @vegangurly
      @vegangurly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@couchman-sw6jy um what? This is concerning lol! Also I always see you in the h3 comments!

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vegangurly it was an accident haha. Yeah I’m in the h3 comments a lot I like h3

    • @emilymarie5033
      @emilymarie5033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got a bloody nose while giving head 😅😭 and we’re still together 2 years later🥲

  • @couchman-sw6jy
    @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    “Turns out she’s not dead” 😂 💀 wtf AB

    • @GiraffeCoco
      @GiraffeCoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      38:58

    • @beanbag884
      @beanbag884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beanbag884 at his grandmas funeral someone asked what they missed and AB joked that the grandma actually wasn’t dead

  • @CoolToMe_
    @CoolToMe_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Cameron saying he isnt as good of a story teller as the other guys and then has the most perfect podcast voice going . you did great Cameron.

  • @Getchomeme
    @Getchomeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    I was trying to peel potatoes and I couldn't cause I was so physically weak from laughing at ABs stories lmao

    • @briannagarza3521
      @briannagarza3521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      literally i was working and i had to stop because i was shaking so hard

    • @pete5283
      @pete5283 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ngl the " dont worry ABAHT it" got me so hard man

  • @xoalarr
    @xoalarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    I loved all the AB stories

    • @TheBeeaarrJew
      @TheBeeaarrJew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They're honestly so fucking relatable 😂

    • @georgiarehu6029
      @georgiarehu6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s the way he tells them as well 😂

    • @chloedamone3014
      @chloedamone3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They all sound made up, it’s called being a terrible liar

    • @pinksand1127
      @pinksand1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chloedamone3014 shut up. Stop being a buzz kill.

    • @georgiarehu6029
      @georgiarehu6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@chloedamone3014 why you gotta ruin the vibe like that

  • @kylekellier1620
    @kylekellier1620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Ethan your first story is so relatable it’s comforting

    • @nicksosicc
      @nicksosicc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's all of us at some point.

    • @Eto577
      @Eto577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicksosicc iooooooiiio

  • @msyogi009
    @msyogi009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    AB's cringe stories are THE BEST.

    • @SamuelSaveli
      @SamuelSaveli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      "turns out she's not dead" 😂😂😂😂 funniest thing ive heard

    • @mr.harajuku4974
      @mr.harajuku4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I can’t get over his donkey Kong story 🤣

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Kissing the arm 😆

    • @charleshern6958
      @charleshern6958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I AM THE SENATE!

    • @TheBeeaarrJew
      @TheBeeaarrJew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nothing beats the Donkey Kong game 😂😂

  • @TheSeoulBrotha
    @TheSeoulBrotha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I love Love's facial expressions lol. He constantly looks like he's posing for a photoshoot

    • @JessTheory
      @JessTheory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Blue steel baby

    • @scozzbaggs9224
      @scozzbaggs9224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is he doing that tho

    • @jayce6172
      @jayce6172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@scozzbaggs9224 it’s just the way his face rests

    • @comgeturs
      @comgeturs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😗

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love when the camera is on Dan and we get a shot of Love sitting there with that same look every time.

  • @brittney117
    @brittney117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about AB’s story, I cried laughing at his Emperor Palpatine voice. GIVE INTO YOUR HATE

    • @karakat1401
      @karakat1401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Krivvet R U OKAY?

  • @lindavalencia9922
    @lindavalencia9922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Dan roasting ethan for constantly bragging about how fit he was in HS is gold

  • @MrNoName7474
    @MrNoName7474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “In high school” already started up my ptsd. My entire grade school existence was cringe. I almost forgot it happened because I block those memories out.

  • @giannanana9812
    @giannanana9812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    AB’s story was the funniest by FAR. imagining young AB doing a disastrous purple nurple to his friend almost like he’s turning some car keys has left me with actual tears

    • @kate-ec4pj
      @kate-ec4pj ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the phone call impression had me crying

  • @eggroll473
    @eggroll473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    The Yoko moaning sound bites during Ethan’s second story have me crying 😂

    • @eziaaad
      @eziaaad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dan apparently didn’t like it 🤣 such a buzz kill sometimes

    • @renee2920
      @renee2920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@eziaaad right I felt bad for zach lmfao 💀

    • @RamonaMariaa
      @RamonaMariaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eziaaad Dans a hater :D

    • @panchoB95
      @panchoB95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zach is the best honestly 😂

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao that soundbite is so nasty, I hate it. 🤣

  • @MR-nb2wi
    @MR-nb2wi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Dan talking about flunking biology while wearing a slackers shirt 😂

  • @UniTheClown
    @UniTheClown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    There is a big relief off my chest and mind knowing I wasn't the only one who didn't do homework period like that because of "reasons we won't go into" or just not enjoy, or not being able to focus on school. I now know I'm not alone and the way he said everything I just related so much. School isn't for everyone.

    • @destinyrose2778
      @destinyrose2778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same here! I don't feel so alone now after hearing that someone else went through a very similar situation regarding school

    • @WangFire
      @WangFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I never did homework and never cared about it. Barely passed high school with a D-, failed 80% of classes my first two years of community college, then I found a subject I actually liked and aced every class plus loved doing the work.

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same, but turns out it was not laziness so much as getting overwhelmed and that made me tired and depressed so I pretended not to care, I have ADHD (and pretty bad it turns out) and didn't really figure out how to "do school" until I was almost out. Managed to get my 1.0ish GPA up to a 2.2 GPA after taking a 5th year of high school. I went to college and did way better there. High school was hard for me, but college (community college and then transferring to university after getting a 3.4 in community college) was a lot easier. Now I'm learning to adult and it's going about as well as early high school lol.

    • @BabzProductions
      @BabzProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_lil_lil Me too Girl X

    • @UniTheClown
      @UniTheClown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_lil_lil oh God I still struggle trying to learn to be adult because of everything that I went through and everything that held me back

  • @gjmarkjesse1324
    @gjmarkjesse1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    AB is literally the friend who has the most craziest stories where at first you don't even believe him, only for it to be corroborated and proven to be true.

  • @vickymorriskeen5817
    @vickymorriskeen5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    I related to Dan's story a lot. The parts where he just didnt care about school. For me.. I wasn't trying to be rebellious, just something didn't click with me. I wanted my free time when I got home and knew I would do poorly with the homework anyways. I would ask people if I could copy their homework. After graduating.. I learned SO much more about life and the important things from different jobs and relationships. I don't regret it.

    • @orkiso1
      @orkiso1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah I dont know, I really cant relate. I hate school, thinks its really useless for the most part but like the bare minimum effort gets me so far and it hardly derails my life outside of school so I can never understand literally not doing anything other than showing up. just do the bare minimum. easy high grades. idk why most people wont

    • @jadamessner3700
      @jadamessner3700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea same

    • @maxpowers4436
      @maxpowers4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@orkiso1 " just do the bare minimum. easy high grades. idk why most people wont"
      Thats not how it works. Most people bare minimum=shit grades

    • @vickymorriskeen5817
      @vickymorriskeen5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@orkiso1 I can understand where you are coming from. I guess I did the bare minimum more so than nothing. I went to a private school so I had a lot of poor grades. It was disheartening when I actually would try in Algebra and Chemistry (etc) and would still get poor grades. So the last few years I stopped caring as much. Its always better if a student can try, but I don't tend to look down on people that dont put in a lot of effort because I understand why.

    • @vickymorriskeen5817
      @vickymorriskeen5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maxpowers4436 yeah I agree with that. Bare minimun was terrible grades for me in almost every subject. There were a few people I went to school with that would do the bare minimum and get great grades. Idk how they did it. I was envious tbh.

  • @buildingfilming
    @buildingfilming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    It's the worst feeling when looking back at an embarrassing moment and realizing what you could've done or said to save it.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    These are the best. This is basically the H3Boys pod I've been asking for me.

  • @KristysEdits
    @KristysEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Zach is insane 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamie2397
    @jamie2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Zach’s story killed me - the Rosebud Salve that he used on his ass, is intended for lips. It’s basically lipgloss

    • @Roxonymous
      @Roxonymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's for lips and dry skin

  • @marinaamiller
    @marinaamiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    AB imitating the emperor is so golden

  • @alexhvrvey
    @alexhvrvey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    as someone who dropped out in 10th grade, it makes me genuinely happy that teachers and admins are finally making it so kids don't flunk. i had an insane amount of trauma from 9th-10th grade and just could NOT focus on school & if my teachers would have reached out i may have stayed. school just really isn't for everyone!

    • @ceighmn
      @ceighmn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is what happened to me. so calming to hear i’m not the only one lol. did it all turn out okay?

    • @Dvgteeth
      @Dvgteeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same!! I was very sick my senior year with an eating disorder among a ton of other mental illnesses etc and none of my teachers gave a fuck. They just assumed I was stupid and lazy lmao. Ended up dropping out. No regrets.

  • @danadomino
    @danadomino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    AB's funeral story knocked me dead, idk why 🤣 short but sweet.

  • @LittleRainGames
    @LittleRainGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ethan be happy, that was probably the moment that secured you with Hila.
    There is no such thing as a coincidence.

  • @TubularToob
    @TubularToob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Every story was so good, what a great segment

  • @novtwenty838
    @novtwenty838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    ian is the funniest member of h3. genuinely. he has the best comedic timing and needs to do standup again asap

  • @IRepko
    @IRepko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    These are amazing it feels like an AA meeting they are all so ashamed lmaooo

  • @haileecutiepie
    @haileecutiepie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I have been binge watching this one video all day over and over I can’t get enough of your guys stories, they are the best and truly make my day 10 times better

    • @hayleemcarthur2957
      @hayleemcarthur2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for this comment because I’ve watched it a couple times now lol

  • @MyGuise
    @MyGuise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    ETHAN!! Don’t feel bad… I was with a guy that (because he wanted to be sensual/memorable) bit the ever living shit out of my lips when we were making out for the first time… I went into work the next day looking like I’d had lip injections the day before, I’m not even joking… It was actually around the time that the Kylie Jenner “shot glass challenge” was a thing, so everyone at work joked that that’s what happened to me 😅 SOOO embarrassing.. Anyway… At least you didn’t do that??

    • @kojik4271
      @kojik4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn, he forgot how to nibble? Risky move regardless haha. Good story!

    • @MyGuise
      @MyGuise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kojik4271 yes lol… Not the best experience 😅 Those things are sensitive, man 🤣

    • @charleshern6958
      @charleshern6958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MyGuise one time kissing with my ex jokingly I sucked her left cheek and it left a big bruise looking thing so it looked like I had beat her lol uh so awkward

    • @martinehiland9235
      @martinehiland9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this happend to me too!! he bit sooo hard my lip got all lumpy and purple

    • @beeboobae
      @beeboobae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my first and last sneaky link didn’t even kiss it was all just biting my lips hard af🤢🤢🤢

  • @GrantJudkins
    @GrantJudkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Andy's writing bit would actually KILL

  • @rubberbandmandestruction390
    @rubberbandmandestruction390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The Ferrari story was hilarious. I bet his dad lost a client.

  • @FrostedRaps
    @FrostedRaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Ethan Klein the licking guy (say it like Bill nye the science guy)

  • @jacksonbaker8281
    @jacksonbaker8281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is what I wish the podcast was like all the time

  • @nikahatt
    @nikahatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The universe called you to lick that chick’s lips so that you would end up with Hila, that’s why it happened.

  • @BJRUThere
    @BJRUThere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This was a great segment. I love when the crew gets to jump in and just riff.

  • @austinguidry2
    @austinguidry2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    just sitting around telling stories - this is good vibes - love it!

  • @Badstarrising
    @Badstarrising 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dan’s school story wearing a shirt that said “The Slackers” 😂 “I realized I needed to put 15% effort in” been there 😅

  • @emkato21
    @emkato21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Thank you for making me feel slightly better about my humiliating experiences lmao

  • @Jordan-qi2dn
    @Jordan-qi2dn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bro you guys gotta do these more often! I honestly love it when the crew just talks about random shit and old stories.

  • @kierankobaissi2396
    @kierankobaissi2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Dan's laugh is so contagious

  • @sxmxnthx000
    @sxmxnthx000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I felt the pain through my phone screen listening to Ethan's story lol

  • @debrabrown3302
    @debrabrown3302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Stories from the crew are always my favorite highlights.

  • @summeradan9665
    @summeradan9665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This just shook loose soooo many memories from high school and college that I never wanted to relive

  • @jennynovoa8586
    @jennynovoa8586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Abs story was gold 😂😂 can't stop laughing

  • @mrs.tremond3313
    @mrs.tremond3313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    These segments are hilarious. They should keep doing these except with live callers calling in to tell their cringiest stories. cause I'm sure they are starting to run out by now

  • @gabrielleanderson779
    @gabrielleanderson779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love hearing the crew’s stories

  • @commanderwaddles3483
    @commanderwaddles3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Those catching a friend's eye & laughing at the worse moment were really my favorite parts of highschool 🤣

  • @aracelimarin7081
    @aracelimarin7081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I ‘ AM THE SENATE “ gets me every Fucken time lol! ☮️&🤍

  • @Sgublaka94
    @Sgublaka94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    If you’re even a bit nervous kissing is hard. It’s also hard with no experience. That’s ok.

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👅

    • @walidansari79
      @walidansari79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You a man or woman? Lol

    • @walidansari79
      @walidansari79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or a maven?

    • @jane-louiseclaxton7923
      @jane-louiseclaxton7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@walidansari79 awesome comment, you rock!

    • @baby.goblin
      @baby.goblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      personally I like the lip licking lol I do it and it’s sensual and feels great

  • @kendraheise414
    @kendraheise414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching eps like this make me feel like I’m just hanging out with a group of friends. I listen your podcasts all day at work and hide my AirPods with my hair to make sure nobody sees. I would not be able to get through my day without you guys and your amazing stories :) love all of you h3

  • @HelloJenni20
    @HelloJenni20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I have a similar story to Love’s. In middle school me and a partner were in front of the whole class giving a speech that we wrote about the Holocaust. Idk what happened but I got really nervous and just started laughing and I could NOT stop. I even turned around and faced the board to try to calm down and I just couldn’t, I had to go sit down. It was so horrible 😩

    • @Dvgteeth
      @Dvgteeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Something like that happened to me in school when I was reading out loud. It’s a panic response. So embarrassing

    • @beeboobae
      @beeboobae 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’m dead

  • @lyfii
    @lyfii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    so ethan was the "licking guy" and dan was a "drum major"

  • @lil_tistic
    @lil_tistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    the crew better get paid good for being so involved in content at this point

  • @BJRUThere
    @BJRUThere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was a great segment. I love when the crew gets to jump in and just riff for a while.

  • @mr.burkenstock4188
    @mr.burkenstock4188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Literally the only thing that keeps bringing me back to the H3H3 podcast is the people, holy hell is this the best crew of all time.

  • @katz5156
    @katz5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    AB and Zacks stories had me in stitched omfg. I was laughing so hard. Your guys' cringe stories are the best man omg.

  • @PDS24
    @PDS24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Emperor Palpatine story from A.B. EASILY the best story here by faaaar. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Treebeard1992
    @Treebeard1992 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dan's summer school story is pretty much a perfect summary of my highschool experience.

  • @phelony3973
    @phelony3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I know Ethan says he doesn’t read many comments but if Dan or anyone might I just want to say I’ve been watching since I was in a freshman in highschool every time I see a new video from you guys it feels like home to me honestly Ethan (and the crew and family)is my favorite comfort creator(s)♥️

  • @NoOneCaresJSYK
    @NoOneCaresJSYK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a former band kid (co 13) who played multiple instruments (first flute then french horn/tuba) I’m dying at his attack on clarinet players and the drummers.
    I also dated drummers so I know for a fact he’s 100% right. They have a rep everywhere.

    • @p1ish
      @p1ish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dan's right. Clarinet girls were always so annoying.

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@p1ish I don't know what my older sister was like in school but she played clarinet. 😂

  • @markhaus
    @markhaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Holy shit these were great I was dying laughing through some of these. These kind of really personal embarassing stories that we're ok with sharing after the sting has wore off are some of the funniest stories people can tell.

  • @noahschoonover206
    @noahschoonover206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    this is the best ep ever

  • @amandawalsh8960
    @amandawalsh8960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lmfaooo this was the best 1hour 1minute and 32 seconds of h3 ever.

  • @silje1770
    @silje1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was in the middel of making dinner, but had to stop in the middle cause I was laughing so hard at AB’s story - that is not cringe, that is hilarious

  • @luispablofreire
    @luispablofreire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Foot soldiers revisiting the highlights during hiatus stand up!!

  • @Jaylord42o
    @Jaylord42o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I did basically the same as what Dan did. My freshmen and sophomore year I skipped, I flunked my classes, and I’d hide my report card or always have an excuse why a grade was incorrect. My junior and senior year it all clicked and I had to step on the gas with a full schedule as a senior to graduate. I’m glad I did to this day.

  • @cierrabeara6070
    @cierrabeara6070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Zach's story is every girl when she gets her period for the first time lol

  • @thepowerofmyth
    @thepowerofmyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Great segment. This had me reminiscing about all my high school cringe .moments haha

  • @sierrasierra2595
    @sierrasierra2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I did so incredibly poorly in middle school and high school solely due to the fact that I hated school and would skip class and not do my homework but I am very smart and love learning so I would no joke get A's on every exam and I loved reading and writing so I always did essays I just hated worksheets and bs assignments like it seemed so pointless to me... Anyways I finessed deals with my teachers every quarter and would do all the homework I missed during the week before grades were due and that's how I passed. Senior year they tried to say I couldn't graduate bc technically I had too many absences but I was able to get doctor's notes and stuff to cover that bc I had an eating disorder in high school so my mom got my therapist to write a letter to my school. 6 years later and I am currently in my last year of law school. The moral of the story, high school should not define you. I think we put way too much pressure on teenagers to make "life-changing" decisions. I barely knew who I was at 15, 16, 17, etc. And I really didn't discover myself or even get comfortable with my own body and existence until my 20s. And yes I was lucky enough to be born with privilege and opportunity which is the only reason no one gave up on me and I was given 2nd, 3rd, and 4th chances. I understand not everyone has that and that's why I think the changes in schools with not flunking people is so important. Some people are dealing with their own demons and some people are just late bloomers. So many people told me I was going to be a failure but really I just need the right environment to thrive in and to give me purpose. Law school is that for me and I feel a deep sense of passion and commitment to the legal career I am building. And it seems like production/H3 is that for Dan. We need to allow kids the opportunity to find what gives them purpose and then we will see them thriving and becoming great contributors to society.

  • @Thejackranger
    @Thejackranger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Damn, AB's story was so fucking wild lmao the voice, the nipple twist, the Rock

  • @Elec18ful
    @Elec18ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Can relate to your story ethan, different topic but your definately right about that inverse formula, the worse it is the more you can't look your friend in the eye or you piss yourself laughing

  • @M_K_M_K_M_K
    @M_K_M_K_M_K ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man….. I was at a cremation, and someone started singing a very emotional song, everybody’s crying, and something about her voice just made me need to laugh so bad. I spent 3 minutes - eternity - staring into nothing, avoiding eye contact with anyone and just trying to breathe the urge away. That song just kept on going and I felt so horrible 😅.

  • @Mettalovepeace
    @Mettalovepeace ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dans talking about flunking out of school while wearing a ”slacker” shirt 😂

  • @personsurname6073
    @personsurname6073 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ethan really had a chesnuts moment in real life with the poetry

    • @bunnihanni
      @bunnihanni ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right 😭😭😭😭😭 was just about to comment.

    • @Yumemaru.
      @Yumemaru. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chestnuuuuts

  • @jayesh1212-i3d
    @jayesh1212-i3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So this was the story that Donna was mentioning, I can see why he cringed so hard at that moment.

  • @jonasmarshall8086
    @jonasmarshall8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Do more of this please don't turn into drama alert

  • @emeraldfox76
    @emeraldfox76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Resonated so hard with Dan's story! I think we're about the same age, too, which makes it hit harder somehow. My anxiety issues and being bullied.. all of that just totally eclipsed my love for learning and I just retreated into myself. I never did homework, I'd walk home all the time. I did the bare minimum to graduate because I felt that pressure of not wanting to be the person that had to repeat a year or something. I was really lucky in that my school was really small/shitty and I'm naturally pretty smart so I could skate by quite well. The homework was what nearly did me in, though.
    Honestly, shout out to the whole crew! I parasocially adore you all, and I love these candid clips.

  • @FrostedRaps
    @FrostedRaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:10-1:30 made me laugh with the awkward pause and being like... you right. 😅

  • @brokenheadaches6263
    @brokenheadaches6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fuck man after a hard day, rn lifting in the gym mad out of my mind listening to this and ab story’s make my back go weak laughing. Ab is pure.

  • @ChefZak
    @ChefZak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Really appreciate Dan's t-shirt. The Slackers are a wonderful band and it's fitting for his story too!

  • @pedrodiaz2855
    @pedrodiaz2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That bit Ian was saying with writing notes on his arm reminds of Rick glass man when he kept giving “corrected” notes to the person introducing him

  • @dreaK561
    @dreaK561 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    re-watching this after january 30, 2023 is kinda funny lol history always repeats itself

  • @marianatorres6920
    @marianatorres6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love that Dan was a Drum Major in high school. I feel like it makes sense and that comes from a fellow high school drum major.

  • @jtdfluglzfutzfdt
    @jtdfluglzfutzfdt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When i first saw this clip on the show i almost threw up laughing when Ethan said "what is wrong with this kid? he left goo behind. he must have thought you were the most vile kid he's ever met."

  • @davidbendover8036
    @davidbendover8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    AB has the best stories omg

  • @LieutenantAries
    @LieutenantAries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AB and Zach Are so special i love them so much 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @scrodiemcboogerball9414
    @scrodiemcboogerball9414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ethan probably dosent even realize how much good advice that is, when u learn to laugh and not be embarrassed you can usually save yourself in a situation like that, attitude is everything

  • @dylanfreeman4815
    @dylanfreeman4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ab kills me bro😭😭

  • @ZorinZato
    @ZorinZato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hang ON Dan is just going to gloss over that he was a drum major? He just got major respect from the band kids and he’s so blasé lol

  • @lexiniaabonza5917
    @lexiniaabonza5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the sound bites during ethan’s first story is top tier

  • @silent.shaman
    @silent.shaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would love more of these storytime segments when you guys return peace and love peace and love family family family family family family family STOP😂☮️💟

  • @lillian5177
    @lillian5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    please continue to do this segment

  • @lisakate6742
    @lisakate6742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I come back so regularly to listen to Zach's story again, gets me every time
    I'll also never get over "like Ian's story it was hot" 😂

  • @SP1DERMOUTH
    @SP1DERMOUTH ปีที่แล้ว +2

    watching this in 2023 hearing zach say rosebud idk its too much after watching the prolapse tiktok lmao

  • @mikecipriano247
    @mikecipriano247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AB kissing his own arm made me actually crack up lmao