My brain: “hey Two” “Yes contestants?” “We don’t think we can survive in this cake at stake alone” “Me neither” “It’s just so scary without you” *RAAAAAHGGGHHHHH GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAAAAD*
Good job on adding something to the video. Clap. Clap. Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell. You added nothing to the video, you quoted the first 2 seconds. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
@@LIAM_PCK0L Good job on adding something to the video. Clap. Clap Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell. You added nothing to the video, you insulted someone who was minding their own business. You are not the fun police, stop trying to be the fun police.
@@LIAM_PCK0L okay so i now your literally mad (maybe) because i copied the first 2 sentences of the video, but why do i get the hate even though other people are also doing it and they get like comments saying "same" and etc. I just really want to try it to see how many likes does this comments get. And also I AM NOT LIKE BEGGAR, REPEAT *NOT A LIKE BEGGAR*
While Two doesn't have as big a crime list as Four or X, I'd say that's not without reason. Two is someone I'd classify as "Chaotic Good". He does care about the contestants and means well, but his methods of doing what he does can be a tad bit unethical at times. He wants things to be fun, but fun doesn't always equal safe. But then again, the equation that Two lives by is "fun > safety".
You can tell how different Two is in BFB 16 and in TPOT. .. which personality do you like better? Great video though, excited to see one about… well.. one!
Well if he said "I mean better than these two clowns"then four gonna commit genocide.and if you agree with me you've probably seen "it four was charged for their crimes"
Two is so nice compared to four, you can't change my mind. I promise. Edit 1 : You guys are amazing. This is the second most liked comment I have ever gotten. Edit 2 : if this comment gets 135 likes, im the opposite of gay*
These hosts are literally galaxy level wanted and that's average for an object show host. Ah yeah also two has a weird obsession with killing bottle, idk.
Now this video really works out well for me. This Green Abomination just ruins season 4 by letting anybody who's wanting to win a dumb power more than a BFDI. This is why the People at the Wiki (Including myself) hates "The Escape from Four" (or Episode 16). I definitely hate how Two says "Abandon your spot in Four's silly game, switch to mine and win, and that power is YOURS." And Then they switched over to his side. This is where the 3 strikes formula comes into play with TPOT. In my opinion, some episodes which had Two and other minor characters doing things wrong just actively insults the viewer's intelligence. They really need to get that fixed.
1:08 I’d count Taggy for attempted imprisonment due to them getting forced into the hotel until they let them join cause the number of contestants was a prime number
Good job on adding something to the video. Clap. Clap. Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell. You added nothing to the video, you quoted the video. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
4:40 for as far as I know the algebralians could have lived for over centuries, and maybe even over the thousands so that amount of time in jail would probably nottt be a lot to them (as well as the fine, two doesn’t compare to pen)
Some more crimes you can add: -Then he appeared he fell from space on high speed and could hurt Four, Loser or Spongy (reckless endangerment) -then he opened Yoyle mountain, pole on it might cause mass destruction and hurt objects, who lived there(because fan characters also live and might live in places around Yoyle city)+ he might’ve spelled some more lava and cause fire and even more destruction (reckless endangerment, property damaging) That sun thing - in real life it could’ve ended life on earth so it’s straight war crimes and humanity endangerment! Story with forest: he could’ve stoped the fire, but he didn’t, I guess you can give him something for it + He gave responsibility to save endangered species of plants to contestants and as you know almost no one of them know what’s is common sense is. He does nothing then someone gets harmed, experimented on etc. (Again, I guess you can give him something for that)
2 is a 2 with the power of 2 mostly marked as an exponential coefficient number 2 that uses 2+2-2x2/2 to make it the number 2 that just goes to jail 2 pay for his 2x2x2x2x2 crimes
Two would probably apologize for their crimes and just break out into a sob realizing there is no cheesecake in jail and apologize to everyone whos bullied them for no reason at all.
If One was charged, shell have these: Stalking Kidnapping Enviromental Degradation Mutation (mayabe from the limbs in TPOT 12???) Idea: You should also rank BFDIA characters Good to Evil
Objection: The TPOT Debuters have some sort of freedom as seen from PDA going to gelatins steakhouse with Glue in Plan Dissolve Adhesive although this does add the crime of keeping them glued to the roof
"Hey Two!"
"You're going to jail!"
"Take him in the car"
"And put them handcuffs on"
"That's how you know it's imprisonmeeeeent!"
"LIFE AT STAKE!"
🔥
Them*
@@bmobob93821 oh yeah they're genderless
I sang this with the exact "Hey Two!" Tune. And I feel like it is missing a few words to be perfect.
Good One XDD
I just realized, Four had the most life sentences, Mephone had the most years, Announcer had the most death sentences, and Two had the largest fine.
Urm actually 🤓☝ leafy was fined a trillion dollars in the first episode (I’m just kidding she did but who cares?)
@@kidsarecomediansout of the hosts
@@thegamers5339 k
Is crazy that announcer himself with the budgets cuts, still loses to two in dollars
Didn't Yellow Face have more?
Can’t wait for “If One was charged for her crimes”.
objectnapping
Not to be that guy but algebralians don’t have genders
She already has
(1) Terrorism
(2) Kidnapping (5)
FRFRRRŘŔŔŘŔŘŔŘŔŘŘŘ
One goes by they/them
or she/they
Man wtf is this controversy i just said it's pronouns bruh 😭
"Without Two.. we're just battling for.. nothing?!"
-Yellow Face
The Power of Nothing
Lol 😂
Two is insane
ර්
@@AceCreatess you just ruined the comment. Congratulations.
“Hey Two!”
*_”You’re going to jail!”_*
*lol*
My brain: “hey Two”
“Yes contestants?”
“We don’t think we can survive in this cake at stake alone”
“Me neither”
“It’s just so scary without you”
*RAAAAAHGGGHHHHH GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAAAAD*
pin me
@@diaryofanasdkid9752 w-what? Things went from 50 to 200 very fast…
…Just like my heartbeat
@@xTlsBob4 wait what?
I’m just asking for me to be pinned just because I’m funny
@@diaryofanasdkid9752 oh I… uhm… *dirt*
"Hey Two!"
"Your going to jail"
always got me💀
Good job on adding something to the video.
Clap. Clap.
Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
You added nothing to the video, you quoted the first 2 seconds. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
@@LIAM_PCK0L yep
0:00
@@LIAM_PCK0L Good job on adding something to the video.
Clap. Clap
Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
You added nothing to the video, you insulted someone who was minding their own business. You are not the fun police, stop trying to be the fun police.
@@LIAM_PCK0L okay so i now your literally mad (maybe) because i copied the first 2 sentences of the video, but why do i get the hate even though other people are also doing it and they get like comments saying "same" and etc. I just really want to try it to see how many likes does this comments get.
And also I AM NOT LIKE BEGGAR, REPEAT *NOT A LIKE BEGGAR*
Alright whats with Two killing Bottle 💀
Two & bottle have a really weird relationship, have you seen bottles interactions with two in tpot 13. She was giggling a bit too much…😭
@@Cocobutter_she*
@@Cocobutter_ 💀💀
@@Cocobutter_neither character in your sentence uses he/him
@@Cocobutter_ giggling is crazy😭
and hes considered the best and nicest host in BFDI😭😭
Well he didn't get life and death sentences unlike Announcer and Four, so....
Nicer then four that Is
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
ikr
"better than" is different than "good"
Love this “Hey Two! Your Going To Jail”
At the beginning!
"Hey Two!"
"You're going to jail :D"
That got me 😂
Same
Same
I like how you go deeper into the charges unlike other youtubers that do this type of content that mostly just read out crimes
While Two doesn't have as big a crime list as Four or X, I'd say that's not without reason.
Two is someone I'd classify as "Chaotic Good". He does care about the contestants and means well, but his methods of doing what he does can be a tad bit unethical at times. He wants things to be fun, but fun doesn't always equal safe. But then again, the equation that Two lives by is "fun > safety".
Exactly!
That's perfect
they*
Also 4 and X had 30 episodes and so far 2 has had less than half of that
@Boombampop. to be fair 4 already had a lot more in the same amount of episodes
"Hey two!"
"You are going to jail"
I DIED-
RIP
😐
0:10 bottle im freaking dying because of your goofy scream no i cant-✋😭
You can tell how different Two is in BFB 16 and in TPOT. .. which personality do you like better? Great video though, excited to see one about… well.. one!
"Arent i managing tpot so well?!" - Two from tpot 4
no two, no.
At least, Two didn't got any death sentences.
Unlike some number Four I could name...
2:54 why does 4 look more dehydrated than someone who chugged a gallon of salt 😂
I agree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ lol
That’s me when I wake up I need water
Well if he said "I mean better than these two clowns"then four gonna commit genocide.and if you agree with me you've probably seen "it four was charged for their crimes"
IM HIGHLY OFFENDED!
2:52 got me 😂
Speaker box: “I’m highly offended.”
Four: “Why are we suffering?”
“I mean better then these two clowns”-
Has me ROFL 😭
you know its a good day when corpseprime posts a (charged for somebodys crimes) video
Two is so nice compared to four, you can't change my mind. I promise.
Edit 1 : You guys are amazing. This is the second most liked comment I have ever gotten.
Edit 2 : if this comment gets 135 likes, im the opposite of gay*
Two is so much better compared to Four. I wont change your mind.
@@corpseprimetwo might be better, but not greater! (ha, math joke)
@@Travisevilman13That's why there divided (haha divided 4/2)
Two is a slave owner, Four is not.
@@allisonlane3740four kept people In a room for 6 years
Corpse: Hey Two Your Going To Jail
Two: ☹️
I love that Two's video is significantly shorter than Four's.
4 getting less charges than 2 for now is suprising
Four did more crimes tho so who's really worse?
“Hey Two”
You’re going to jail. THAT WAS BRUTAL💀
"Better than these two clowns, thats for sure" got me rollin'
Thanks for my suggestion being created, bud! I really appreciate it!
These hosts are literally galaxy level wanted and that's average for an object show host. Ah yeah also two has a weird obsession with killing bottle, idk.
The fact that leaving them with four counts as gross negligence really says a lot about the type of guy four is
0:12 that might be not a crime because two accidentally did it
It's still a crime
Involuntary Manslaughter
@@Bobtheblob_castle3456oops = accidentally or accidentally moved
Even if you unintentionally kill someone, you still get charged with Involuntary manslaughter
@@Mage_AcceleratorYTif i accidentally committed arson and killed hundreds of people, would that not be a crime?
@@Bendi2525that would be 2 crimes arson and mass murder
4:39 I thought Two was flipping me off 💀💀💀
Imagine being flipped off by a number- 😭😭
Two middle finger
Sameeeee 😭😭😭
Now this video really works out well for me. This Green Abomination just ruins season 4 by letting anybody who's wanting to win a dumb power more than a BFDI. This is why the People at the Wiki (Including myself) hates "The Escape from Four" (or Episode 16). I definitely hate how Two says "Abandon your spot in Four's silly game, switch to mine and win, and that power is YOURS." And Then they switched over to his side. This is where the 3 strikes formula comes into play with TPOT. In my opinion, some episodes which had Two and other minor characters doing things wrong just actively insults the viewer's intelligence. They really need to get that fixed.
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS BANGER!
Lol. It’s about time. I’m glad you made a new video by the way
3:12 ah, a classic Billy Joel reference.
3:47 PDA stole from several of the failed debuters, their imprisonment was justified.
Fr
"Hey Two!"
"You're going to jail!"
Two: :o
The "four food is four dollar" is kinda funny,but i totally see it happening
Two literally didn’t get any Life or Death sentences, crazy 😭
Two: "arent I managing tpot so well"
CorpsePrime: "I mean better then these two clowns thats for sure"
Got me dying of laughter
I WANTED TO SEE THIS FOR A WHILE NOW BROOO
"Hey Two, you're going to jail!" had me dying
Finally the video i wanted
1:08 I’d count Taggy for attempted imprisonment due to them getting forced into the hotel until they let them join cause the number of contestants was a prime number
Price tag is a non-binary
It’s crazy how despite being the nicest of the algebralians, two done some stuff that’s unforgettable
"Hey Two"
"You are going to jail"
Blud 😭💀
Good job on adding something to the video.
Clap. Clap.
Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
You added nothing to the video, you quoted the video. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
@@LIAM_PCK0L I'm not a captions
@@LIAM_PCK0Lchill
@@LIAM_PCK0L guys run is the comment police
The fact that this one is 4 minutes but four’s video is 12 is just funny
4:39 what is this picture
It's THE POWER OF ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Start)
@MPfanpls-pe3 your mom invited me 💀
ok@MPfanpls-pe3
@MPfanpls-pe3*lil bros 15 💀
It's a picture from Two saying "If you get the most votes, you get to join my show! *AND,* you also get this... purple toma-oh!"
“Two didn’t start the fire”, dude I was laughing so hard
3:41 What the heck, Pillow, was that reaction?
Pillow reaction
:D
@@Bean12356 a lil bit more like
=D
After this video, I'm sure...
Two hates Bottle.
I love how CorpsePrime has been doing this for awhile and he has come so far that he is really thoughtful about his viewers and followers
I like Hey Two! Though that intro segment is next level!
Can't wait for Animatic's one 😭
"I'M HIGHLY OFFENDED!" -nickle.
The fact that two didn't get any life sentences shows that two is easily the best host of them all
4:40 for as far as I know the algebralians could have lived for over centuries, and maybe even over the thousands so that amount of time in jail would probably nottt be a lot to them (as well as the fine, two doesn’t compare to pen)
makes sense, even according to Four, "6 years is the blink of an eye", so 450 years may not even be that much for them
2:54
Announcer: Im highly offended.
Four: **bro looks like hes dying**
Got me dying
Fun fact: Four and Announcer are clowns : )
@@Chipyo1213im offended
Also we need “If Animatic was charged for his crimes” when AB 4 would release or not
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER RECOMENDING THIS IN 2023
3:12 i love how "we didn't start the fire" starts playing
IT HAS ALL BEEN BURNIN SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNIN
@@ZliteofficialyaWE DIDN’T START THE FIIIREE!
I guess, X and Purple Face are the only hosts who aren’t a psychopath to have their entire video about them
“Hey Two!-“ “You’re going to jail!” That made me laugh my butt off XD
I didn't think Two would get his own charging video, but I'm glad he did!
I like the new "CASE 1" screen.
I love how two becomes more unhinged as they progress through the season
Also great vid loved the quote hey two ur GOING TO JAIL
4:28 I never realized two did the happy face meme thing
Murder probably isn’t illegal in Goiky, since Recovery Centers exist.
1:43 They said „Sorry about that buddy.“ + They killed the contestants for fun and don‘t recover them often for weeks
2:50 “ARENT I MANAGING TPOT SO WELL!? 🥰💅🏻” , insane aah British host
Some more crimes you can add:
-Then he appeared he fell from space on high speed and could hurt Four, Loser or Spongy (reckless endangerment)
-then he opened Yoyle mountain, pole on it might cause mass destruction and hurt objects, who lived there(because fan characters also live and might live in places around Yoyle city)+ he might’ve spelled some more lava and cause fire and even more destruction (reckless endangerment, property damaging)
That sun thing - in real life it could’ve ended life on earth so it’s straight war crimes and humanity endangerment!
Story with forest: he could’ve stoped the fire, but he didn’t, I guess you can give him something for it +
He gave responsibility to save endangered species of plants to contestants and as you know almost no one of them know what’s is common sense is.
He does nothing then someone gets harmed, experimented on etc. (Again, I guess you can give him something for that)
This actually really fucking thought out! Great job👏
I have waited centuries for this to come out
ok, nobody is noticing that 2 is 6'11 in the thumbnail
The fact that two has a sentence worse than micah bell is crazy
2 is a 2 with the power of 2 mostly marked as an exponential coefficient number 2 that uses 2+2-2x2/2 to make it the number 2 that just goes to jail 2 pay for his 2x2x2x2x2 crimes
Two would probably apologize for their crimes and just break out into a sob realizing there is no cheesecake in jail and apologize to everyone whos bullied them for no reason at all.
Yeah, poor man just wants to be the best host T-T
NOT MY CHEESECAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE!!! refrence💀
@ lol not rlly but yh.
3:21 the $4 joke is four is the number 4 and it’s four’s lunch so it being 4 makes sense.
That’s actually really clever
The fact that two has killed bottle more times than anyone else is crazy like seriously what does he have against bottle
1:57 It’s yellowface’s fault
2:26 Me When School:
Honestly, two is actually one of my favorite hosts because he’s like very nice and stuff to the contestants and just really wants to have a show go on
We got 4, X, and now 2... One is next I'm guessing?
This video made me realize that maybe Two isn’t the innocent little guy we see him as
3:32 BROS BOUT TO BE IN JAIL FOR A CENTURY-
Two should get a crime for stealing a show
Yeah but the contestants insisted on being on the show and four kind of agreed with the whole contestant switching thing
He didn't steal anything. The contestants voluntarily chose to quit Four's show and join his.
My reccomendation: if Fries was charged for his crimes
iVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
why does two love murdering bottle? it happened like 4 times, this is outrageous!
FINALLY TWO IF HE WAS CHARGED FOR HIS CRIMES
Cake gets murdered, Book, Nickel, and Price Tag are all mortified, Bomby could care less, and Pillow is happier than she needs to be. What a lineup!
You forgot in “Thanks for 2,000,000 subscribers”, Two harbors a fugitive.
Can’t wait for “If CorpsePrime was charged for her crimes”.
His*
If One was charged, shell have these:
Stalking
Kidnapping
Enviromental Degradation
Mutation (mayabe from the limbs in TPOT 12???)
Idea: You should also rank BFDIA characters Good to Evil
"Hey Two! You're going to jail!" got me laughing
Damn two. I fought your were nicer then 4
4:13 wouldn't firey jr die because its raining
Child endangerment
Td family reunion
@zmdotgg firey jr actually survived
YES MY WISH CAME TRUE 😔 THANK YOU YOUR HONOUR
FOUR!!??
@@XHEREE omg my lovely bestie
PDA-y:oh sho-3:45
HEY TWO! UR GONING TO JAIL!
Objection: The TPOT Debuters have some sort of freedom as seen from PDA going to gelatins steakhouse with Glue in Plan Dissolve Adhesive although this does add the crime of keeping them glued to the roof