ASMR Male Dream Demon Roleplay (Yandere/Oujidere)

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  • Don't you hate it when you want to relax then boom! Prince of dreams shows up...
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  • @lancer6292
    @lancer6292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Guys, please help. Every time I want to sleep, this weird demon guy shows up and starts force-feeding me cheese and talking about how regal he is.

  • @basil4499
    @basil4499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "I would know this, being regal..."
    I mean weird flex but ok.

    • @azurerose6607
      @azurerose6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love you for this.

    • @ludlzblurzszz6130
      @ludlzblurzszz6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thank you for your WONDERFUL comment

    • @basil4499
      @basil4499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ludlzblurzszz6130 thanks fam haha

  • @Xzxzzzxzxzzz
    @Xzxzzzxzxzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    “You were up all night on that computer”
    me trying to hide my computer screen that says “740 minutes in current session”:
    nOoOoOOOooo totally not fam, why would you think that?

    • @yorukomitsui8654
      @yorukomitsui8654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are you my twin? 'Cuz I'm the same
      SlEeP iS fOR The wEAk

    • @muller_9820
      @muller_9820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sleep is for nERDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @kiwi___
      @kiwi___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -The literal main reason why my eyes have been stinging lately, but it's so worth it.-

  • @anak8004
    @anak8004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "Fix your sleep schedule!"
    me at 5 AM: I don't know what you're talking about...

    • @ilovecroissant9989
      @ilovecroissant9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BRO ITS LITERALLY 2:35 AM MY SLEEP SCHEDULE DOESNT EXIST

    • @Kanai799
      @Kanai799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ilovecroissant9989 its 4:04😭😭 my sleep schedule is gone

    • @LightYagami-iy5xt
      @LightYagami-iy5xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5:17 and probably not going to get any sleep till 8:00! Whoop

    • @eyeofthestormwolfclaw3255
      @eyeofthestormwolfclaw3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @tsuki9002
      @tsuki9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha- its 5 am rn-

  • @robotbench6102
    @robotbench6102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Ravioli ravioli leave me alonioli (jk nice video!)

  • @inkwolf4363
    @inkwolf4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Him: You were up all night on that computer.
    Me: Hell no it was a phone this time.
    Love your videos thank you for making them

  • @RebeccaJ720
    @RebeccaJ720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    *HOW DID YOU KNOW I DEVELOPED A KINK FOR DEMON ROLEPLAYS?!*

    • @Jen-hl4ke
      @Jen-hl4ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAOOO

    • @mi-nie
      @mi-nie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      * suffers in yeontan *

    • @itzlazasue1873
      @itzlazasue1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IM NOT ALONE!!!!!!! Thank you

  • @Alyssa-t
    @Alyssa-t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Him: say your sorry
    Me: *gives him the birdie*

    • @dr.redacted_
      @dr.redacted_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Make it a double birdie :3

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dr.redacted_ GIVE HIM THE TRIPLE BIRDIE AND PROVE YOURSELF TO BE THE STRONGEST DEMON

    • @xeroaishintu5777
      @xeroaishintu5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZimLikesPastaAnimation Nice.

    • @Initiallyleo
      @Initiallyleo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🦅 🦢 🐓 🦆 🦜 🦃

  • @99biscuits
    @99biscuits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Cheese is more addictive than heroine? Well. . .that explains a lot (._. )

    • @alexissanford8131
      @alexissanford8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      99 biscuits I know right

    • @talujahayes1687
      @talujahayes1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed, I suddenly feel jealous of those who are allergic to milk or are lactose intolerant. They don't have to worry about it.

  • @raina1887
    @raina1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Omg when you said "I have some cheeses" I thought you said "I have some JESUS" coz boi do i need some of that
    Petition to rename him Prince of Cheese because who else is going to take me on a cheese journey such a this? I feel so enlightened, so blessed 🙏 Has he ever tried grilled cheese? He needs to try grilled cheese. We need to have grilled cheese for breakfast.
    I only sleep for 4 hours a night so wakey wakey cheese and bakey 👏👏👏

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's never had grilled cheese, you'll have to introduce him to it, I'm sure he'll thank you~

    • @raina1887
      @raina1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DarkandTwistedWhisper Ok then let's get this bread

    • @obiblu2523
      @obiblu2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@raina1887 WE SHALL OBTAIN THE GRAIN

    • @cherrylime1529
      @cherrylime1529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Changing his toyhouse profile to say "Prince of Cheeses" thanks

    • @yourpalyuno5578
      @yourpalyuno5578 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Raina Sammmmmeeeee!

  • @sarahmaldeis6484
    @sarahmaldeis6484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    My sleep schedule is fine! Nothing a little melatonin won’t fix! Between you chiding my sleep schedule, Klaus changing my diet, and Salt giving me some motivation to *cough* run away as fast as I can....I mean...eh heh....going to the gym, I think I’ve got my New Years resolutions done early! Thanks Dark and Twisted for such an awesome channel!

    • @frootsnacc6790
      @frootsnacc6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s the Monster Boy Health Regimen! Guaranteed to have you feeling aroused, uncomfortable, and healthy all at the same time! :D

  • @cosmicberry6096
    @cosmicberry6096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “You were up all night on that computer”
    NOOOOOO I was up on my tablet get it right >:T

  • @themuffinman4385
    @themuffinman4385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Plot twist- I’m lactose intolerant

  • @orindreams9211
    @orindreams9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “You like cheese, don’t you?”
    Actually no, I hate cheese, why has this become a nightmare so quickly!? You couldn’t even be bothered to bring something normal, like cookies!?

    • @orindreams9211
      @orindreams9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually never mind, it’s okay...... he brought bread, I love bread

    • @someonesour
      @someonesour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ember The Dragon if this ain’t a mood I don’t know what is I hate cheese so much(unless it’s fondue)

    • @orindreams9211
      @orindreams9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIGHT!!!? I mean, everyone just always assumes everyone loves cheese!

    • @jamiem.3660
      @jamiem.3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orindreams9211 i hate cheese and bread i'm gonna starve 😂

    • @orindreams9211
      @orindreams9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacey_ oof that sucks

  • @Zoogore6777
    @Zoogore6777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Bread AND cheese? I shall stay forever. 🤤

  • @litl_kim
    @litl_kim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Somewhere Klaus is thinking 🙄 “Aww Hell Naw!” 🥰

    • @raina1887
      @raina1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thank goodness someone else remembers Klaus 😭👏
      Either they're rivals or besties who drink wine and judge people together

    • @orindreams9211
      @orindreams9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Raina no, you’ve got it all wrong.
      They’re best buddies who eat cheese and drink wine. Meanwhile, Klaus is judging people in general, this demon is just judging people’s sense in cheese..... it happens every weekend

    • @chocolatecharley99
      @chocolatecharley99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raina1887 who's Klaus?

  • @Kaffeeisresting
    @Kaffeeisresting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    It reminds me when I would see this demonic guy in my dreams, pretty much every night for 5 years straight. We would talk about the world and philosophy, what's good and bad and such. He suddenly left without a word. Still wonder if it was an actual thing or just my imagination. I couldn't stop imagining him instead of the demon in the thumbnail xD
    Anyway, sorry for that weird comment, nice video! Your voice is very calming and the character is well built! I also like the background noise :)

    • @carterkane239
      @carterkane239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kinda same tho there was this woman girl in my dreams for about two years or so she didn't really say much but when I was having a nightmare she would tell me how to wake up or if it was normal just some life advice every once in a while but she always waved before I woke up...weird I guess

    • @irishmarshmallow
      @irishmarshmallow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably not fake tbh sounds like a cool friend too bad he poofed

  • @milliewilliams2281
    @milliewilliams2281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ah, this is fantastic! Your videos are so unique in that you have a character who’s more 3D than others, you give them backstories and motives and character quirks; it’s such an engaging experience! the last bit of this one was particularly delightful with the alarm clock muffling his protests as the listener woke up. i’d love to see a second part of this where the listener has tried desperately to remember what they dreamed so they won’t have the same problem again, and maybe some more backstory on the Prince! And I can’t get over the spot-on accent of more olden royal brits. (also, i was wondering if you still accepted scripts? i’d love to write one for some of these characters) Thank you for another wonderfully voice-acted video!

  • @sabrinagroeber7296
    @sabrinagroeber7296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Saved by the alarm clock the true knight in shining armor. Also does the dream demon have a name or does he not have a name? Great work as always Dark and Twisted Whisper. I love you and your work keep up your health and work.

  • @sarahriddle7211
    @sarahriddle7211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    No I don't know about cheese etiquette I've been too busy earning my degree! 😂

  • @Mocha2007
    @Mocha2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Who would win?
    - A regal demon capable of sending anyone into an endless coma
    - One beepy boi

  • @honoriakaye3343
    @honoriakaye3343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Prince: You DO like cheese don't you?
    Me: ...My prince charming has come at last!!!

  • @heartlesslindsey9147
    @heartlesslindsey9147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Dream Demon- . . .
    BILL CIPHER!!

    • @herpderp3916
      @herpderp3916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heartless Lindsey Somehow I get the feeling that a dream visit from Bill Cipher would not be nearly as relaxing as this.

    • @heartlesslindsey9147
      @heartlesslindsey9147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Casey Davis Eh, True. Bill would be a little more destructive-Juuuuust a little. 😆

    • @Hellsfavouritemain
      @Hellsfavouritemain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in ASMR Dream:
      "wow look at all the cheeeeese"
      In Bill Cipher Dream:
      "!eid ot gniog m'i, woW"

    • @Anime_Trash19
      @Anime_Trash19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro I want to have Bill Cipher as my best friend so we can do so much bad stuff

  • @leebug8646
    @leebug8646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can''t wait for part 2

  • @leechisscreaming9737
    @leechisscreaming9737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I just finished lecturing a friend for staying up all night on their phone, and you post this 😂 maybe I should've waited and just sent this video instead.
    Anyway loved the video, it was really interesting!!

  • @LizHawk
    @LizHawk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As italian I loved the way you pronunced "Parmigiano Reggiano"

  • @Anime_Trash19
    @Anime_Trash19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him: *Explaining why staying in dreams is better then reality*
    Me: Bruh do I look like Mabel from Weirdmeddgedon?

  • @izukumidoria5829
    @izukumidoria5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “I find it rude you keep me waiting.....”
    In my defense...... I didn’t know you existed..... XD

    • @mattburns628
      @mattburns628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what are you doing here Midoria?

  • @justalittleloser2482
    @justalittleloser2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "There's nothing for you in the real world... but here..." Here, there's cheese.

  • @ardenmurray9217
    @ardenmurray9217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *I blame my insomnia*

  • @PhoenixFlight8D
    @PhoenixFlight8D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Always makes my day to see that you uploaded, even if we have to wait a semi long time its worth your stories.

  • @morgankodi7967
    @morgankodi7967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw dream demon and I though Bill Cipher. Then I watch it and I was like BILL'S OLDER AND BETTER BROTHER! Now I hope I actually see you in my dreams 😂😍😜

  • @dudetteofclowntown
    @dudetteofclowntown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    * - *
    YAAAASS FINALLY!
    We need more of oujidere (or himedere?) asmr
    I love this

  • @lilybilly301
    @lilybilly301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More!!! I can't get enough of this proper demon.

  • @jojocw4h304
    @jojocw4h304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    fancy boi

  • @claramaz101
    @claramaz101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My god this is sooo loved it 🥰💗💙 Everyone including me lover ur work it’s awesome

  • @LadyShiva
    @LadyShiva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahh this one is so lovely, Oujidere and Kamidere are my favorite. He is so perfectly snooty and regal. Not to mention this would be my ultimate dream, being able to eat as much cheese as I wanted with no indigestion or weight gain.

  • @Gio.vannie
    @Gio.vannie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Demon: [naming different types of cheese]
    Me, who's only ever had Kraft singles: Beg pardon..?

  • @Queersailorscout
    @Queersailorscout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he complains about how you have to have the same conversation every time but like, my guy, you're telling me in my dreams and I never remember my dreams

  • @katakana1497
    @katakana1497 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love how the creepiness and Yandere part slowly built itself up more and more throughout the episode :)

  • @urmomgae4306
    @urmomgae4306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ you were on that computer weren’t you?”
    * pushing my computer under my blanket* noo.. Don’t judge me
    I w a s d r a wing f an a r t

  • @kfconnor
    @kfconnor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YAS!!! I've been waiting for SO LONG THANK YOUU!♥️♥️
    (Edit) I could literally listen to you talk about cheese all day ♥️😂😂

  • @ru3bear
    @ru3bear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Plagg: Camembert?
    *Plagg joins the asmr*

  • @crypticshyguy9170
    @crypticshyguy9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You were up all night on that computer.”
    *slowly hides desktop and tablet*
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

  • @mj9207
    @mj9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The will be the only time I will be happy to wake up to an alarm

  • @allyfowler2222
    @allyfowler2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched almost all the videos on this channel, but this is the first one I've watched to help with persistent anxiety. It calmed me right, so many tingles. Thanks for restoring my inner peace.

  • @cherrylime1529
    @cherrylime1529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My son!! You did such an amazing job, thank you!

  • @xxxxsparklesxxxx188
    @xxxxsparklesxxxx188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cheese obsessed demon boyo, I think he loves the cheese more than us~

  • @myStitch11
    @myStitch11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Him: Don't tell me you were up all night on that confounded computer
    Me: *blinks and looks out window to see sun has risen and birds chirping* ....shit....

  • @ashv9565
    @ashv9565 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just recently discovered these asmr roleplays so I tossed a whole bunch of random videos into a playlist to see what I do and don't like and just let it play as I go about my business. Everytime I hear your little jingle I get excited cuz I know it's gonna be good.
    *subscribed*

  • @RaspberryHugs
    @RaspberryHugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dream demon? prince like? cheese???!!!! You're hitting all the bases here.

  • @SleepyFrann
    @SleepyFrann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:56
    *Majestic hmpt*

  • @asexualtrickster
    @asexualtrickster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Morpheus (The Sandman) were a yandere....
    .....that's actually a terrifying concept.

  • @pamtown666
    @pamtown666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    him: you should fix your sleep schedule
    me: dude you have no idea!

  • @Mercurial910
    @Mercurial910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic work as usual!! I always found dream demons to be very fascinating, so I'm super excited to find this!

  • @helencrawford7297
    @helencrawford7297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him: *keeps going on about cheese*
    Me: I just told you IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

  • @harukatategami8127
    @harukatategami8127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its so cool, i love your work and voice

  • @drcllemlon
    @drcllemlon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never been so happy to hear my alarm go off, and now I want cheese

  • @khaoticx7991
    @khaoticx7991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A Demon is in my dreams, giving me cheese and bread. He's a jerk, too! He wants me to stay with him! HELP ME!

  • @GannonMunro
    @GannonMunro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg the background noises are so good :o

  • @yourpalyuno5578
    @yourpalyuno5578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What I here the say,Dream demon: I laid out some Jesus
    Me:wait what
    What he really said,Dream demon:I laid out some cheeses
    Me:oooohh

    • @erickalynch4522
      @erickalynch4522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i about died on coffee reading that

  • @karlaruiz8685
    @karlaruiz8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who is disliking his videos?... Electric chair!

  • @frigginfrog1569
    @frigginfrog1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Idk if its just not your thing and if it isn't that's ok but I would really love it if you did a lovey dovey romantic cute ASMR because honestly your voice is so attractive and it would be so cool

  • @justinerobert8521
    @justinerobert8521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PLEASE PART 2 ! IT'S AWESOME !

  • @Nickle5020
    @Nickle5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “you were up all night on that confounded computer”
    HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!-

  • @daringangel6297
    @daringangel6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once I woke up I'd be like "Well I'm never sleeping again"

  • @desertvloggeradventures
    @desertvloggeradventures 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His voice though! Oof, i love the accent

  • @bryanventure7300
    @bryanventure7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dat was kinda scary as heck, i was actually laughing with Hysteria when the alarm went off and woke up !! 😅, awesome video ^-^🌟👍✨

  • @lioyla
    @lioyla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i NEED THAT PART 2 . I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

  • @_faith_6958
    @_faith_6958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What has the real world got to offer? Only pain and suffering, whereas here-"
    "I has cheese!"

  • @boogbirb495
    @boogbirb495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hate it when Jesus rides a Giganotosaurus into my living room but this is a close second

  • @sarahe.l.e5454
    @sarahe.l.e5454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow. I'm really really early. And hooray new video!!! Thank you so much 😍😍😍

  • @kei3531
    @kei3531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jokes on him I won’t have to worry about seeing him because I don’t sleep 👊😎

  • @farris842
    @farris842 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was amazing, your voice is so fine and soothing and te storys are so great, thanks a bunch for doing this : D

  • @hushdemon407
    @hushdemon407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its so soothing!!

  • @kaismith9286
    @kaismith9286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "up all night on that damn computer" DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

  • @Χριστίνα.Π
    @Χριστίνα.Π 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    cuuuuuuteeeee

  • @tejmason4310
    @tejmason4310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahaaaa! I knew it, lucifer is a Nigel 😂🥳

  • @ashi3163
    @ashi3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Demom: you stay here with me forever.
    Me: im not complaini- eh...i mean oh no help me...😊

  • @Object-Impermanence-Official
    @Object-Impermanence-Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OK but blue cheese n crackers is legitimately amazing

  • @erickalynch4522
    @erickalynch4522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    and this is when he realize that the one who will get the last laugh are the people that are LACTOSE INTOLERANT. haha he would want them to leave.

  • @cryptidm0th340
    @cryptidm0th340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your intro and everything about you aaaaa

  • @pokkan280
    @pokkan280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm starting to smell cheese
    Help

  • @yorukomitsui8654
    @yorukomitsui8654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wine? I sure as dream need that to handle you being a snob 😆

  • @emmaevans8552
    @emmaevans8552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never knew I would actually WANT to hear an alarm clock but here we are

  • @pyroshayniac1090
    @pyroshayniac1090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my god, he's such an arrogant snot.

  • @bluecladchipmunk
    @bluecladchipmunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I stayed up all night again and I feel so called out!! JK Lovely Video as always! I can finally go to sleep! thank you senpai~

  • @nathanisaac8172
    @nathanisaac8172 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I personally think a good place to pick up a part 2 would be after several days of the listener trying to stay awake.

  • @Angela-ur5yf
    @Angela-ur5yf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So, I wanted to star a little chat ^^
    We got a hint, that maybe we'll get a harpy asmr, so what would you want it to be like ? ^^
    I honestly hope for: confident , sweet guy ( like -cuddles and kisses) but he would be also a bit possesive ( like " you're mine/You are my mate got it?") and protective (a bit OVERprotective, not in a yandere way though ). He would love to feel like he was a hero to us ^^ , he could be *a little* narcissist, because not everyone is perfect right ^^
    And a scene where he takes us for a fly would be an absolute dream come true

  • @spazzyisopod8220
    @spazzyisopod8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ending to this made me cry, what is wrong with me?

  • @hacker-of-fandom013
    @hacker-of-fandom013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's the fact that I know all these cheeses and I'm now wanting some cheese from Italy with some salted crackers.

  • @azurerose6607
    @azurerose6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only time I'll ever love my annoying alarm clock.

  • @jenniferlazowski781
    @jenniferlazowski781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me: but I hate cheese
    Him: here u go
    Me: umm... ok fine

  • @mirandabjorkman9653
    @mirandabjorkman9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cheese + dream demon prince = a dream I don't want to wake up from

  • @meliza495
    @meliza495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    **blinks** if I have cheese I just scoff it lmao 😐😂

  • @TheAmityElf
    @TheAmityElf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well, he's a fun character.

    • @kingchro
      @kingchro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is your name amity like danny phantom amity park or like the other thing that actually happened asking for a friend

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, well ya see, when I made this account I thought it'd be cool to just cram all of the things I was interested in into one username, so it was going to be something like AmityRavenclawAvatarElfDemigodEverafter or something like that (thank goodness for the character limit, protecting me from myself). I actually got "Amity" from the Divergent trilogy; it's one of the factions.

  • @patrickhinson3699
    @patrickhinson3699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha can't keep me in a comma forever and I'ma heavy sleeper, naw I just wake up when I want to wake up.

  • @dannyj9599
    @dannyj9599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GOOD FOR THIS GUY HE KNOWS HOW TO EAT CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!
    CAN WE GET THE MAN A MEDAL!!!!!!

  • @zeezanyzee
    @zeezanyzee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: *wakes up* GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!
    Dark and Twisted ASMR posts a video: *goes back to the bed* GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
    I always listen to ur audios before I sleep, its really soothing to hear UwU

    • @starrypanda0671
      @starrypanda0671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your not the only one! I'll try and sleep then a nonfiction pops up for this. I literally stay up till 2am listening to this Godly Voice!!

  • @anagjini7111
    @anagjini7111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Surprisingly yandere