Name: Alan Dex Age: Sixteen Gender: Male Quirk: Dark Speed Description: A mysterious dark-haired teenager emanating an enigmatic and ominous aura. Quirk Ability: When Alan activates his Quirk, he taps into a unique and unsettling power. However, the cost of this extraordinary speed is a gradual deterioration of his mental state. As he pushes his Quirk to its limits, he sacrifices his sanity for unparalleled velocity, defying the boundaries of conventional speed. Once unleashed, this acceleration is irreversible and unaffected by therapy or medication. To halt his rapid pace, Alan has implanted specialized drugs and tranquilizers within his suits, giving him the control over when and how he stops. Personality: Despite the darkness surrounding him, Alan possesses a charismatic charm that intrigues and captivates those around him. His mental state may be debatable, but his behavior remains under control, making him a complex character in the world of heroes.
i almost thought this vidoe was fiction from the title until you mentioned they hypnotize their customers into thinking it's good. thank you for your journalistic integrity
When I first watched this, all I saw was a bunch of schizo images of golden corral and I thought "Yeah thats about what I expected." Before I realized my sound was off.
I like to imagine this is an alternate universe where Felix Kranken and Jack Walten didn't bond over animatronics but bonded over crappy self service food. In hindsight it'd probably be a much happier timeline than the actual Walten Files.
At first I was like “This has to be a troll.” And I have to say that this was entertaining. The reality of any sort of restaurant is that, behind the backdoors of any restaurant, you will see people get overworked, and you will see things at a restaurant that is just, not sanitary. Being that I used to work for a Golden Corral location, and that this specific location had closed down, demolished, and now a new restaurant is being built on top of this specific Golden Corral does not make me surprised in the slightest that, Golden Corral is starting to loose the power it had once had years ago. I would say this is purely pandemic associated, as most people don’t want to go to buffets like Golden Corral, and wouldn’t want to go to a cheap Chinese buffet, knowing that they could potentially get sick, and this was especially shown when the pandemic was in full swing. I wouldn’t say it’s the best restaurant, I would say that it’s one of the worst restaurants, being a former worker over there, but at the same time, there could be worse. My experience over there was just nasty, mediocre, not worth the time. This is not to say that all places you go to eat are disgusting, it’s just that, most restaurants you go to to eat generally can be substituted by just buying food at the groceries, especially at wholesale stores, and just cooking your food at home for cheaper. I strongly advocate for eating at home instead of having to go out to eat, especially if you have someone that can cook, as you never know what you may get from a restaurant.
holy shit i had to to take a double take when you popped up on my fyp on tik tok! your videos are amazing quality, love to see it!! (it’s madi from down the street btw)
i know this may be a joke video. but the times i have been there(a few alot) they have been great. the rolls are good. i think i died of laughter while watching this.
😀😀I don't want to come to the Golden Corral and no one knows it's my birthday I just don't want no to be a surprise not sure I'm going to make it but I'm going to try to make it
First
Edit: thanks for the Reddit pin kind TH-camr!
Nobody cares that your first
Name: Alan Dex
Age: Sixteen
Gender: Male
Quirk: Dark Speed
Description: A mysterious dark-haired teenager emanating an enigmatic and ominous aura.
Quirk Ability: When Alan activates his Quirk, he taps into a unique and unsettling power. However, the cost of this extraordinary speed is a gradual deterioration of his mental state. As he pushes his Quirk to its limits, he sacrifices his sanity for unparalleled velocity, defying the boundaries of conventional speed. Once unleashed, this acceleration is irreversible and unaffected by therapy or medication. To halt his rapid pace, Alan has implanted specialized drugs and tranquilizers within his suits, giving him the control over when and how he stops.
Personality: Despite the darkness surrounding him, Alan possesses a charismatic charm that intrigues and captivates those around him. His mental state may be debatable, but his behavior remains under control, making him a complex character in the world of heroes.
@@Vekenx3012 OMG LOL
@@ChewepezGoat what is wrong?
@@Vekenx3012 I thought it was a fox at first💀
i almost thought this vidoe was fiction from the title until you mentioned they hypnotize their customers into thinking it's good. thank you for your journalistic integrity
Ive always wanted to work at Golden Corral and be the guy they hire to step on all the food
Didn't know Golden Corral was canon to the Walten Files... *Time to start rewriting that timeline-*
this is TWF 4
I was sure I saw those images elsewhere. Until you seek "Golden Coral" to see if I had seen an Arg of this restaurant before ...
@@crowsandghosts the images of the Golden Corral owner are from a anolog horror series called the walten files
When I first watched this, all I saw was a bunch of schizo images of golden corral and I thought "Yeah thats about what I expected." Before I realized my sound was off.
I’m doing this now and 💀💀
I just have one question... how far to the video did you go without sound?
Easily feels like full-time youtuber quality. 10/10 video
The is the most well-made advertisement I've ever seen.
I wish they paid me instead of me paying for their food 💀
@@cyzstix Here's A ❤ For You Buddy!
One of the best mockumentary I ever seen
heavily underrated youtube channel- look forward for more content like this keep it up man
I really like these sorts of alternative universe video essays
Satire on video essays, I love it
All of your videos are fantastic, but this one is genius
So real….. so raw…. Finally someone gets it
CACKLING OVER JACK WALTEN CASUALLY BEING THERE
I like to imagine this is an alternate universe where Felix Kranken and Jack Walten didn't bond over animatronics but bonded over crappy self service food. In hindsight it'd probably be a much happier timeline than the actual Walten Files.
This man is definetly going big
I love that most of the images and videos are deep fried
Dope video man. Would love to see more stuff like this.
Thank you ! Already got a new video in the works 👍
Hey, such a high quality video, really loved it, subbed.
Thank you ! I appreciate it !
That's golden, corral!
Great bite-size video. You should make more of these
Man I love these
Keep up the good work!
At first I was like “This has to be a troll.” And I have to say that this was entertaining. The reality of any sort of restaurant is that, behind the backdoors of any restaurant, you will see people get overworked, and you will see things at a restaurant that is just, not sanitary. Being that I used to work for a Golden Corral location, and that this specific location had closed down, demolished, and now a new restaurant is being built on top of this specific Golden Corral does not make me surprised in the slightest that, Golden Corral is starting to loose the power it had once had years ago. I would say this is purely pandemic associated, as most people don’t want to go to buffets like Golden Corral, and wouldn’t want to go to a cheap Chinese buffet, knowing that they could potentially get sick, and this was especially shown when the pandemic was in full swing. I wouldn’t say it’s the best restaurant, I would say that it’s one of the worst restaurants, being a former worker over there, but at the same time, there could be worse. My experience over there was just nasty, mediocre, not worth the time.
This is not to say that all places you go to eat are disgusting, it’s just that, most restaurants you go to to eat generally can be substituted by just buying food at the groceries, especially at wholesale stores, and just cooking your food at home for cheaper. I strongly advocate for eating at home instead of having to go out to eat, especially if you have someone that can cook, as you never know what you may get from a restaurant.
Blud I ain’t reading all that 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Love the choice of music!
I loved this!! Seen a clip on TikTok and came over to watch the full video ♥️
Same !
Me too
Sad to see that the Biscuit Cycle wasn't mentioned here
Bro your videos are so well made
I don’t usually comment but I wanted to say that I think this channel is gonna go really far
Can't believe I'm this early to this channel. Quality video man can't wait for the blow up
Just watched all your videos but backwards I highly enjoyed each one a lot!
This is very well made. Subed
I went there in 2017! And 2023 January or December!
Genius video, amazing. I’m sold.
Love the video, definitely could see you blowing up
Very well made video for such a small channel. Good job
The restaurant owner of my local golden corral killed a woman and that’s why it got shut down not even kidding
Bro I got the bubonic plague from eating there best restaurant in existence.
Just watched a masterpiece with some music from my favorite artist just subscribed
Found you on tiktok bro and I love this you need more subs.
Golden Corral sweep!
How do you only have 120 subs the content is amazing
Dope vid amazing editing btw
Best believe my local buffet chain shut down due to covid and never had a Golden Corral in my town
I hope one day ☹️
saw this tiktok and loved the editing
Great video, i look forward to more content
This is unironically so fucking funny 😂
Nice and entertaining video man
holy shit i had to to take a double take when you popped up on my fyp on tik tok! your videos are amazing quality, love to see it!! (it’s madi from down the street btw)
Yo thank you ! Hope you’re doing well !
68th subscriber…. So close 😔
Amazing video btw keep it going brother 💪🏽
I found this on TikTok and knew I had to watch the full thing
How do you only have 22 subscribers? This is great content
ITS JACK FROM THE WALTEN FILES OH MY GOODNESS! FELIX TOO??
amazing video, keep it up!
Is the James A part a reference to the guy from dead meat?
I'm not even gonna lie that was amazing
What’s the song in the background? 0:00
Looks like I’m your 60th subscriber
i know this may be a joke video. but the times i have been there(a few alot) they have been great. the rolls are good.
i think i died of laughter while watching this.
1:08 that's Jack Walten
1:08 that’s not James that is Jack Wharton
Plot twist golden corral is bons burgers
Golden Corral is a place I would recommend to my childhood heroes.
Golden corral really is the restaurant of all time
I went there and asked for something that would rock my socks off and they force fed me a bottle of arsenic
i fooled people close to me that this was legitimate
Here from tiktok. Youre viral king
Great content keep it up
Golden Corral Sweep!
I remember the golden corral crab cakes kicking ass
I got food poisoning one time when I went there
jack walten dipping everything in the chocolate fountain mukbang when?
First home background song name please 🙏 Thank you
My favorite food in golden coral is the pizza they added.
so glad Jack Walten went back to the early 1900s to get the idea of golden corral
I- is that fucking jack Walte-
Some good content thanks forbthe 4 mins
When i see Golden Corral, i think of this video
BASED‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
I know this is satire btw I just like Golden Corral I am not immune to being American
This feels like another TH-camr I've watched lol
subbed W video
Came from tiktok this is hilarious
let’s gooooo Golden Coral Sweep summer 22’!!!
Great vid
Wasn't that Willam Afton or even the guy who own the blue rabbit?
A video of this quality on the very first post? Sign me up for more homie
My family went into a Golden Corral after leaving Six Flags for Dinner, and we left because the drinks alone costed 100 dollars
Insaney amazing way to launch a channel. That's golden, Cyzstix!
GOLDEN CORRAL SWEEP!!!!!!
what song do you use
You need to tell me the song used in the video
Golden Corral is the best restaurant ever! I love their food sm
Im Finding The Music So I Can Use The Analog Horror Of Bfdi SoundTracks
What’s the song called
how many reservations for May the 19th 2022 birthday is May
😀😀I don't want to come to the Golden Corral and no one knows it's my birthday I just don't want no to be a surprise not sure I'm going to make it but I'm going to try to make it
berryboy in the thumbnail???
Music intro please
This video is golden 😂😂😂… corral😳
Hold on is it that the same guy from walter files vhs tape? 1:09
i went to golden corral once and i asked for extra salt and james corral took me behind the restaurant and shot me in the leg
Summoning salt is that u?
real this is 100% real i’m subscribed
1:08 wtf is walten doing here 💀
Golden Coral so good it gave me food poisoning and I still went back and ate more