WOW, so you're a Twink now?!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Michael Henry @Michaelhenry915
Alex Vanderhoek @Alexvanderhoek
Krishna @krishnathekumar
Danny Franzese @whatsupdanny
Matthew Harden @mascfish
Rob Salerno @robsalerno
Michael Bellavia @mrbellavia
Leo Villalpando @leovillalpando2
Scott Frenzel @Scott.frenzel
David Aaron @thedavidaaron
Written by: Michael Henry
Directed by: Paul McGovern jr. @pmcg34
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And please love me forever
I will follow you on Instagram, happy new year, love your videos. 😍
i wanted to like this comment but it was at 69
i'll love you forever michael
I don‘t use Instagram but I have just binge watched a pile of your hilarious videos and if that isn’t love then... I don’t know what more I can say to you.... just one look at me and you‘ll know that every word is true. 🎵🎶🎻🎻🎻🎻🎶🎵
#mood
“ Their testosterone is suffocating me!”
OMG im screaming
This actually happens when you enter the darkroom on Friday night 😨
ew
I would like that... Everyday !!!
"I'm turning 19 tomorrow" kills me every time
HOT
Yummy
"I'm turning 6 tomorrow"
Im turning 18 in august and i have the best bubble but :3
@@user-rk6fi5us3b FBI OPEN UP
I love how your videos always have a stronger meaning in them
Okay you caught me, I’m Vers
I love this kind of videos. They seem shallow but they're not. I take inspiration from them. ✈
chow tt says you and your physiology degree I presume?
chow tt sounds like your experienced in the matter
yes Sex !!!
it’s kinda sad when he said “i’m 30” then they all left, it sucks how older gays get treated like trash
LagiNaLangAko23 it’s never too late sis
Can confirm it gets worse as you get older. However, life has a interesting way of helping you cope. You kind of stop caring. You make good bonds with close people whom you can trust. Sure, nobody wants to sleep with you anymore except those with daddy issue disorders, but sex becomes MUCH less important after a time.
They do not. Younger boys like older guys. At least where I live
@@helenabeatriz4093 well sure if they have unresolved daddy issues and psychological traumas resulting from an absent or "never being good enough to please" dad. Not saying there isn't ever the case where people simply like old guys, but it's usually a result of something beyond mere aesthetic choice.
I personally think most guys look better 30-40
Michael needs a major Netflix series deal.
AMEN!
Yaaas!
PLEASE!
DO IT MICHAEL!!!!!!
YASSSS
"You're wearing a jockstrap to Target?" 😂 Only way to shop.
C. F. If I see a guy w a jockstrap at Target u know he's a bottom... That's boy is botttommm 😂😂... And he's hungry for that meat
I used to work that way.
@@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 mmm, he starving for it! 👅
@@chaos3 ....you gonna get me feeling some type of way 🔥
That's what the cashier said to me last time I was there.
*holds up check*
Michael: What’s this?
Harry: A piece of paper? With numbers?
I mean as a European born in the mid 90s I had never seen a physical check outside of american media until I was in Hong Kong last year.
@@Skinksalladen French people use cheques all the time. I've even seen machines exclusively to deposit cheques.
@@Skinksalladen me too - in business class back in high school my teacher even said we will skip the chapter about checks because nobody uses them lmao
@Overweight Russian Grandma Einmal musste ich meiner Vermieterin in Frankreich mit einem Scheck bezahlen weil ich keine Karte hatte. Viele Leute machen das auch weil es schneller geht als neue Empfänger fürs Konto hinzuzufügen. Bei meiner Bank gibt es die Maschine wo man die Schecks einbezahlen kann. Und ich meine Überweisungen, keine Bezahlungen.
The only time I use checks is to set up direct deposit at a new job / when renting a new apartment
"Tell them that you're old."
"I'm 25!!!"
I feel so attacked 😭
Now you're 27 and close to 30!
@@jalicea1650 OMG thats me right now
I actually just turned 25 amd I do feel kinda old. Not old in the sense of being old, but of having missed out on a lot. I don't know if that makes sense.
I don't know what to do! IM TOO SMOOTH!!!
jordan greer what??? U mean u don't have to spend hundreds of dollars a year shaving or waxing and therefore saving so much money and time and no razor bumps... Oh how difficult your life must be to be so naturally smooth and now it's turning me on and want to turn u around and do stuff to u... Ok I gotta go 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
It’s even funnier than I thought!! Thank you for making me a member of the Dom Top Mafia, Michael!
Thank you everyone for watching!!!!!!! I Love you all so much!!!! please share everywhere!!! Reddit!!! facebook!!!! follow me on instagram @michaelhenry915
Michael Henry BRILLIANT AS ALWAYS
Daddy with the teddy tho
bosgotnojams preach!
@mrbellavia on IG
ABSOLUTELY
@@Dr.BitchCraftt Thank you :D
I like the guy with the motor oil
"Call for help!" I CANNOT
''uuhhh, aaahhhhh, daddy....''
such a turn on haha
My bf and I quote this constantly 😂
I laughed so hard...😂😂😂
@@joeylopezdesign SAME
Reusable straws. Save the otters.
You're so hot OMG
Great to see you Krishna! Miss you so much these days!
I thought that was you! Haha
@@ready40111 :)
@@kelinkp I'll be seeing you sooner than later
well, if the Dom Top Maffia needs a place to crash, mine's always open and available
ayyyyyyyyy
tempted to go homeless so I need a place to crash 👀
Hopefully open and clean
@@fourthcasper6161 ayyyyy
@@fourthcasper6161 spotless!
This format could be a whole show in itself 😂 Next up WOW, so you're a Daddy now?
Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell why is the gay community so categorized by body type / hair. It seems a bit like we're stereotyping ourselves into even less three dimensional entities
Eduardo I love your videos!!!!🙆🙆🙆 You should upload more often though🙋
Vishnu Shankar hey thank you!! Trying to upload more for sure
@@eduardoubanell OMG OMG OMG!! I was NOT expecting a reply!! Thank uuuuuu!!🙋🙆🙋🙆🙋
@RetroSupporter93 thank you! Seriously THANK YOU! I really hope more people read your comment and educate themselves.
Why is Michael literally the best thing on youtube 😂
idk i'm baffled too
Literaly I'm on a marathon of Michael
"Call for help."
*"Ooh! Ahh! Daddy!"*
Skskskkss
“Tell then that you’re old!”
“I’m 25!”
"Really?"...😂😂
“Well actually I’m 24~” 😂
this one hurts real bad XD hahaha... im a 25 yr old twink, and i didn't even know its considered old...
@@marcfielvlogs8794 Gurl did you miss all those "no over 24/25" profiles! I am 26 and I turned off my age.
@@cookiealexd123 gurl i didn't think it was THAT bad... i thought that's just a local thing... didn't think it was widespread.
I'm turning 19!
I'm turning 30!
LMAO that one got me
@Natty Fatty Powerlifting I bet
Finally the most awaited sequel of “WOW, you have a beard." 😂🤣
YASSS!!!
Hell yes...😆😆🙂
I think youre cute as hell. 😍
@@rajeevsingh8239wow....its good to see indian's here
@@hardthings5138 we are omnipresent, even this channel isn’t spared. 🤣
I did not realize Damian "too gay to function" is now a dom top! Ooh ahh daddy!!!
stanbalo always been bruh
I'm gagged! Cannot believe you replied! :) By the way, is Janis responsible for this or is this the result of you not getting your pink shirt back?!
Is he the guy in green?
0:54
@@stanbalo WAIT THE BEARD GUY IS HIM? OMG HE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT
The dad with the teddy bear, and specs can get it.
I want to thank the Academy and Michael Henry for this honor.
Michael Bellavia daddy take me
they ALL can get it
John N M 🤣😋
"Maybe they know you need money while your application to sephora get processed"
I don't appreciate you personally attacking me 😂😥😥
I need the garbage queens to make a comeback
"You're a twink now, Harry!" Lol best line... Expecto bottomus
Maximus bootymus
“Call for help!”
“Ooh, ahh, daddy!”
I am howlinggg 😂😂 I can’t do this
"What's your favorite work out at the gym?"
(confidently) "Advanced jazz."
Kills me every time. 😂
Dom Top Mafia is a great name for an indie rock band!
Most of my friends, co-workers, and HUSBAND, always call me a twink because of my twinkishly GORGEOUS bOdY. But I always stand up for myself and told them I am a MASC TOP. Then they just laugh and think I am a joke. Sad story.
Donny The Wind omg so sad. I’m literally in black from head to toe with a heavy black crepe veil crying for your tragedy
@@LaDivinaLover Same!!! 😭😭😭
Embrace the boyish looks and surprise those who you want to surprise in the bedroom :D
Your own husband laughs when you say you're a masc top?
@@makona2002 I wish it was a dream but it happens everyday~
"You're a twink now Harry!" 🤣
I've never had this so much laugh!!! And that guy on BDSM outfit is sooo hot!
Edit: thanks for all the likes 😍
John Mariel Sison agreed
I prefer the one with the teddy bear 🐻
@@bentimover8095 yeah like he's so hot, and his body language really says that he would take good care of you 🐻😍
@B S Matthew Harden IG: @mascfish 👌
I like the Trucker/Logger looking guy.
I like em' BEARS! 🐻🐻❄🐨
"Youre in between apartments while your application at sephora gets processed" micheal i didnt need such a personal attack
“I’m turning 30 tomorrow” the way they all turned and got in their cars. Oh god.
"I'm not a twink. Trust me."
"Okay, call for help."
"Ooh, aah daddy
HAHAHAHAHA. its been years and it still cracks me up
I loved this. But I miss the trashcan queens. Pete is just a mess! I cannot with him lol.
this isn't a sketch this is a short movie
I want the guy in the leather jacket to run me over with his low carbon footprint, battery powered car. 😩😩😩
What's your address? ;)
KrishnaTheKumar omfg this is beautiful
I'd like to see the dom top mafia fight the gay bottom mafia. Clothing optional.
I thought reversal was a myth
Tbh it is.
i know someone who went from thicc strongman to hot lady. its fascinating.
I love the eco friendly message at the end
Though please don't call out strangers IRL, some of them are people with "invisible" disabilities (who look healthy to untrained eyes) that may have forgotten or lost the reusable straw they likely carry around in their bag.
I wanna be a member of the dom top mafia. Where do I sign up? Another hilarious skit, Michael! 😂😂😂
i think its dom as in for dominant
ClapBoomBoom it’s DOM as in dominant. But dumb is funny too.
@@MichaelHenrycomedy omfg 😂😂😂
Oh come on.. youre clearly a TWINK
@@thewolfman775 not anymore. But I do look like one, its confusing to older men.
The BDSM guy is FINE!!!!! Omg that man can...
*to be continued*
FUCK ME ANY DAY, HERE, I SAID IT LINDA
I'm turning 32 this year...my years of adventuring are behind me. I think I got the last of it out of my system when I was in my mid 20's. By then time I was 28, I was definitely done with it.
Everyone has to grow up eventually. Well, hopefully, anyway.
This already had me cracking up and then you added the bit about the straw and cup! Bravo! LOVE YOU FOR IT!
Wow Michael, that was really funny :)) I watched the masculin version of this with the gay bottom mafia before and this one is as good as that. I really like your content it intensely entertains me while i'm living in Turkey, a country with the lack of gay culture and LGBT visibility like yours. It is good to have channels and creators like you on TH-cam because you are making the humour with excessive accuracy. Thank you so much. Sending love from other side of the world!
"What's this?" "Paper, with numbers." 😂😂😂
Can't believe I gasped when I noticed the plastic straw😂😂😂
“Now, get out of my parking lot“ best one yet XD
Why Michael Henrietta I do declare, you are the living end! I lol'd at the tumbleweed. It's basically my life since I've aged out of the system.
I lost it at "Paper, with numbers"
This is hilarious. I’m 33 and I still get called a twink. The definition has sure changed from when I was 20.
The "This is bullshit" at the end just killed me😂😂
Someone said "Twink"? 😍
Now who's that daddy with the waving teddy?
farley ong his ig is @mrbellavia
He is cute af
“Paper... with numbers” 😂😂
‘im turning 30 tomorrow’ instant door slams byeee 😭😭😭
Kudos to the disposable plastic Starbucks cup and straw from ‘wow you have a beard’ for graduating from sound effect moment to primary punchline! I always love the layers of parallels in Michael’s videos
paper with numbers took me OUUTTT!!
When you’re 21 and wish anyone of any age would want you like when you were 19 lmao
"Paper! With numbers!"
The f*cking teddy bear screaming gets me every single time. I can't 🤣
This popped up in my recommended and I am very grateful for it
"I don't think so... now get out of my parking lot." Totally stealing that one!
The twink is such a talented actor btw! ^^
THIS IS COMEDY GOLD😂😂😂💕💕💕
Genius! I just discovered your channel yesterday. I can't get enough !
I was never a twink, not even when I was a teen but I'm turning 30 in two days and this hit me hard. :D
This content deserves its own TV show
Right after filming this, I burned that doggie.
you look so adorable and sweet with that doggie...cuddly!
@Michael Bellavia Your last video had me in tears. Great content.
This is amazing i love your WOW, series michael!
That bear who took off in the lyft can pick me up anytime - WOOF
“it’s what i’m most comfortable in” lol
0:27 "YOU'RE A TWINK NOW HARRY" well now my soul ascend to heaven
best sketch in a while! bloopers pleaaaaase
This might be the best video yet! I laughed until I cried. Thank you Michael!
"...now get out of my parking lot" is my favorite tell off now XD
Super funny video as usual Michael! But corporations are NOT in the dark about pollution. They choose to blatantly ignore the effects of pollution in favour of making a little more profit
This was video was so good!
When the teddy bear @ 1:33 is getting more action than u
😂😂😂
I AM HOWLINGGGG.
This is so perfect. Also, kudos about the message! Great video.
Too many excellent one-liners to keep track of😂 Everything about this was glorious.
Aw, Michael! Thank you for making me laugh all the time! I loved this!
Where the hell have u been? Please don't stay away so long. We love u!!!!!
OMG your vids are absolutely killing me! Don't know why I haven't seen them sooner. Keep making them! Thanks!
Now that I’m 30 I guess my “finding a daddy” window has expired.
Nope. It hasn't. My boy will be 32 in December and what I loved in his 20's is still there today. Honestly, I was relieved when he turned 30. I finally stopped feeling like a baby snatcher 🤣😂🤣 He's the same boy, just more controlled and mature. I love him even more.
Kevin Y Thank you for this comment! I mean I can pass for younger if need be! 🤣
@@JeremyMYG Hahaha 🤣 Inside every man there's a little boy crying to be loved and needed. Keep your boyish charm and sense of playfulness. Your daddy is out there 😄
Phewwww..... who is the tall shirtless guy with the black paints???? Let me turn on this air conditioner!!!!
Now get out of my parking lot 😤
I rewatch this video every couple months. One of my favorites on TH-cam ever.
Omg this is so TRUE !!! EVERYTIME i said im 30yo in Grindr or every gay app... No Top wants me 😢
This is your BEST video in a while
"You're a twink, Harry!" "I'm a what?"
So there's a bottom mafia and now a Dom top mafia too?,!
ReallyRick it’s crazy and not ok
ReallyRick both of which pale in comparison to the Verse consortium.
Right? There's not enough tops in any given city to form a mafia 🙄
The daddy with the teddy is precious
I feel this... I am no tweenk anymore. I told one guy my age, and he said "32 oh... I thought you were young. Never mind" I guess he likes youngish guys. Lol
"Tell them you're old"
"I'm 25"....😑💀😂😂😂
I was SCREEAMING when he said “I’m turning 19 tomorrow” then they all surrounded him 😂 when he mutter “the testosterone is suffocating me” I was gasping for air at that point 😂💀
"Now get out of my parking lot!" 😂
what a man tho michael is... doing exposition problems of lgbt community with sense and humor. and NOW, making a reminder of word polution. sometimes, gay guys want easeful things, those which is more available, easier, not even kwowing the problematic caused by plastic straws. i love this channel.