Revengeance Status But Everything Goes Wrong

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  • I played Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. Then I made this
    I think I like this game
    Credits: Thanks to all the greenscreen makers (MarlonVids2, Terikuruzu, Nerevarine1202 and PuNkRocKeT1), thanks to Elitefighter2 who made the Monsoon explaining meme lore part, and thanks to izio for their status, I didn't directly use footage but I copied an idea from them so that helps
    And thank you to my Patron:
    Verbal Disket
    #meme #MetalgearRising #RevengeanceStatus

ความคิดเห็น • 894

  • @CYbeRuKRaINiaN
    @CYbeRuKRaINiaN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4213

    The one of movies ever, it even has a plot. I like the part when Sam said: "It's jetstreaming time" and jetstreammed everyone.

    • @oddbeebee1960
      @oddbeebee1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Can’t believe he illegally jetstreamed morb 2. I thought he was a samurai not a pirate.

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hah dumbass, read over your sentences before you comment

    • @JcoleMc
      @JcoleMc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@oddbeebee1960 I like the time when he said " it's blood shedding time and blood shedded all over everyone "

    • @CheburekMan8005
      @CheburekMan8005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I love how he managed to Jetstream even the Jetstream

    • @Butt_Lard
      @Butt_Lard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CheburekMan8005 nah, Mongoose getting jetstreamed is so much better

  • @Noober_0
    @Noober_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    2:55
    "the fuck?" **dies of death**

    • @redtrakinasanimacoes7318
      @redtrakinasanimacoes7318 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      "The fuck?" *proceeds to fall off an building like an ragdoll*

  • @benb.8550
    @benb.8550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    Holy shit is that a narrative with a satisfying arc - IN A SHITPOST?

    • @MotivatedVergil657
      @MotivatedVergil657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      YES IT IS

    • @jackthatistheripper
      @jackthatistheripper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      WHO TF ARE YOU TO CALL REVENGEANCE STATUSES A SHITPOST?

    • @monsoon1529
      @monsoon1529 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackthatistheripper how did Senator not finish you?

    • @monsoon1407
      @monsoon1407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, it is indeed.

    • @jestreamsam6405
      @jestreamsam6405 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Senator Steven Armstrong :0
      I'll take this dance.
      There will be BLOOD-SH!..

  • @R4WRY_Creepy_Claws
    @R4WRY_Creepy_Claws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    [● I like how everyone is extremely disappointed with Sam
    Jack and Armstrong were so disappointed that they teamed up]

  • @noahn8r905
    @noahn8r905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    3:56 Sam got the whole chat room laughing

    • @i.d.9754
      @i.d.9754 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He even wiped the smile off of Sundowner, who smiled almost 99% of the time. How.

    • @xxjoebamaxx7782
      @xxjoebamaxx7782 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he was downbad... he was.. unsigma... @@i.d.9754

    • @gagejoestv2714
      @gagejoestv2714 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mistral is obviously jealous

    • @gagejoestv2714
      @gagejoestv2714 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@i.d.9754how I thought he loved m!nors

  • @TennoSkoom
    @TennoSkoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    This implies that Armstrong was spectating the whole free-for-all unfold upside down from inbetween his legs.
    Brilliant!

    • @The14Core
      @The14Core ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Aquarium Gravel the shocked face of "YOU'RE BAT SHIT INSANE!"

    • @Owenbot3000
      @Owenbot3000 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@The14Core *shocked *you're

    • @aguyfrominternet2333
      @aguyfrominternet2333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Bravo Headache Kojimbo

  • @blutarchmann9070
    @blutarchmann9070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    4:12 "an unusually civil discussion" 🤣
    I was actually expecting Armstrong to follow up with his cutscene where he stabs Sam, but whatever!
    This is still gold!

  • @AdamGilbert5530
    @AdamGilbert5530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Sam was so heartbroken when Monsoon offered him a smoke. He must’ve known about the adverse health effects, and wanted to help Monsoon quit. Besides, Monsoon seems like he’d be an edgy vape kid to me. In the end he got what was coming to him for supporting cringe.

  • @King_Lancelot
    @King_Lancelot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    You know I've always wondered how a fight with all the bosses all at once would feel like.

    • @TY-PO
      @TY-PO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It would be absolute chaos, but I think it would be worth it.

    • @ermadourbina582
      @ermadourbina582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Se nota que eso son para los fan de Dark souls

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      So parrying Monsoon while firing rockets at Sundowner's helicopters at the same time as being assaulted by Mistral's Dwarf Gekkos, meanwhile Armstrong is trying to kill you by causing geysers to erupt everywhere and Khamsin is making everything impossible to see... also while you are being assaulted by 2 Metal Gears.
      I like it.

    • @TUNDIRE409
      @TUNDIRE409 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GregoryMom and a sussy giany robot that is excellent at it's job forces you to not parry.
      Of course, i'm talking about excelSUS

  • @danielduhzgaming3070
    @danielduhzgaming3070 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The fact that this story actually makes sense is crazy

  • @j-the-jolteon8351
    @j-the-jolteon8351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    One of the best well made revengeance status I have ever seen

    • @notdoinglaw9813
      @notdoinglaw9813 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love MGR because there's no slicing and then a dramatic waiting for the enemy to become minced meat.

  • @Ghost88320
    @Ghost88320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    4:18 Jack sounded so excited when he said OK

  • @zopfee
    @zopfee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    1:54 wait, people making these can make transformative content within a meme embracing the repetitive and additive snowball effect of memes? Now thats some clever and meta humor, man.

  • @Internet_No_Body
    @Internet_No_Body 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    So... Everyone tries to kill eachother, while Sam just lets everyone down? An interesting take, I must say.
    *Even if you don't have the balls to face the consequences of a failed Revengeance status.*

    • @Macrowavent
      @Macrowavent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Battle Royale

    • @Abraxas1212
      @Abraxas1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Guess Vergil is gonna have to clean up.

    • @Failed_Victory
      @Failed_Victory 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably cuz Monsoon stopped Sam, so Sam couldn't stop the horny

    • @ShitpostingJoJo
      @ShitpostingJoJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd argue the letting down is mostly done by Raiden and Armstrong 🗿 who decided to kill Sam instead of talking away their differences like they did with eachother. 🤔
      I really expected more from Raiden, tbh

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShitpostingJoJo Talking away the differences is something that can only be done with moral standings, not with personal preferences that don't effect anything other than one's personal life.
      Sam has let everyone down by embracing the *L e w d* . So, therefore, he deserved to be executed on the spot. I'm surprised "Jack The Ripper" let him off the hook so easily. I would've used incendieries tbh.

  • @ningefurisuproductions8357
    @ningefurisuproductions8357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Good to see you. Although I'm sure we all miss the history videos, I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to start fresh.

    • @yoshimitsu8922
      @yoshimitsu8922  2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Thanks man!
      I don't know what direction to go in right now and I don't want to make a promise I can' t keep. For now though I'm only getting ideas for shitposts so yeah

    • @hanaj6317
      @hanaj6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m still waiting for my decaf milk

    • @elmoloco6131
      @elmoloco6131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Posibly morbius vs jetstream sam will be canon in morbius 2

    • @harlequin1419
      @harlequin1419 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoshimitsu8922 maybe a list of some of the crazy/wild/funny things in 4chan history? I see a lot of vids talking about the creepy side of 4chan history, but not a whole lot from the opposite side

  • @foony_foxacoon
    @foony_foxacoon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    All this is missing is Monsoon saying "you've lost your mind" at the end there when they're all surprised

  • @Biden_Bluh
    @Biden_Bluh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Hey, he's back.........with this? What the hell is this - well I love it. You should make this content, a long slide your usual.

    • @yoshimitsu8922
      @yoshimitsu8922  2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cheers dude! If only I knew how to make this alongside 'story of', but I might make more of this stuff right now

    • @Biden_Bluh
      @Biden_Bluh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yoshimitsu8922 I really don't care which - both styles are great. Keep up the great work man. And do you think you could do a video on PewDiePie? And Filthy Frank? Just some requests - have a great day. Peace.

    • @yoshimitsu8922
      @yoshimitsu8922  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Biden_Bluh I know a tiny bit about both of them, I'll check them out a bit and see if any ideas come to me. Have good day too

    • @aritpramanik8124
      @aritpramanik8124 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoshimitsu8922 Hey i got something of you
      th-cam.com/video/Oaj6Hj9arUc/w-d-xo.html

    • @aritpramanik8124
      @aritpramanik8124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Armstrong do not see this video

  • @DillonMeyer
    @DillonMeyer ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The laughing at 4:25 is the funniest part of the entire thing, absolutely horrific.

  • @karimsarif8934
    @karimsarif8934 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    04:01 where Armstrong checks it out upside down killed me haha

  • @monkeydoo6979
    @monkeydoo6979 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I looked up to Sam, can't believe he let us down like that

  • @bezel95
    @bezel95 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sam you were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the cringe, not join them! Bring balance to the internet, not leave it in darkness.

  • @youraverageamerican1315
    @youraverageamerican1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Fuck you" out of nowhere and then stabs sam. What a legend.

  • @t_h_e__e_n_d
    @t_h_e__e_n_d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:41
    Me after reaching max level in a game:

    • @anotherone3815
      @anotherone3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and then bullying low levels

    • @t_h_e__e_n_d
      @t_h_e__e_n_d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anotherone3815 no instead i help them

  • @Coolest_Proob
    @Coolest_Proob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    1:55 - 1:59 is the best part and very relatable

  • @Random_commenter_6h5d
    @Random_commenter_6h5d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    2 seconds of lewd stuff
    4 minutes of status
    Perfect

    • @doodlehates_uttp
      @doodlehates_uttp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Reminder: Uraraka is 16

    • @worthyedge9307
      @worthyedge9307 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@doodlehates_uttpreminder: uraraka is a drawing, not real, and the artist isn't hurting anyone

    • @doodlehates_uttp
      @doodlehates_uttp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@worthyedge9307 This gives off the same vibes as "age is just a number"

    • @worthyedge9307
      @worthyedge9307 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@doodlehates_uttp no it doesn't bc ACTUAL pedos are gross and take advantage of kids, and tragically affect the lives of others.
      Nobody is going to be hurt over seeing an animation of a fictional character's boobs

    • @carck6442
      @carck6442 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@doodlehates_uttp you give off the same vibes of someone who wasn't socked in the mouth enough to learn to keep it shut

  • @calebapolinario461
    @calebapolinario461 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Mother of all omelets" - Senator "Nanomachines, son." - Senator

  • @moggerspoggers_
    @moggerspoggers_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Shocked Ochaco seeing Raiden and Sam's epic fight makes a perfect scene
    Ochaco: "Um, guys? I don't think you're supposed to fight here-"
    Sam: "LET'S DANCE"
    Raiden: "Playtime's over"

  • @Hisaam2007
    @Hisaam2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:30
    MOTIVATED man : HEY That's my line

  • @RYUZAKILL117
    @RYUZAKILL117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Our hero, Sam, has fallen to the dark side, but when we all thought hope was lost, Raiden abandoned the horny to join Armstrong and save us once and for all!!

  • @theextremelysimp8562
    @theextremelysimp8562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    sam's betrayal at the end was so surprising, i have literally no words to speak with

  • @arian2745
    @arian2745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Finally. The revengeance status lore

  • @Mr.Giratina1964
    @Mr.Giratina1964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Looks Like Sam Has Been Infected With Cringe Vırus.

    • @GogetaKai
      @GogetaKai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      His sword was longer than normal

    • @Mr.Giratina1964
      @Mr.Giratina1964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GogetaKai I Wonder If That's A Sign Of That?

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he wore his cyber mask too 😔😔😔. horni virus is truly a pandemic

    • @aregularperson4852
      @aregularperson4852 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paul_particularlyunhappynutsomebody laced his mask with the virus

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aregularperson4852 perhaps there was foul play by raiden
      hopefully someone at the red ribbon army can find a cure

  • @yomikey0117
    @yomikey0117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    wait what
    Raiden vs Armstrong
    Blade wolf saves Raiden from a pumelling
    Blade wolf fights that 1 boss
    Raiden Fights Mistral
    Raiden kicks Mistral mid dialouge
    Raiden searches whos next
    sam wanted a turn
    monsoon interrupted him and wanted go first
    Raiden fights monsoon
    Armstrong hates memes
    Sundowner saves Raiden and fights Monsoon
    Sam fights Sundowner
    and tries to keel jack and cuts Jack`s eye and Armstrong`s arm
    WhAt

  • @Pebeldos
    @Pebeldos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    No way, I'm crying. Sam would never do this, his goal is to protect us from the horniness. You're lying.

    • @skillua_4
      @skillua_4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s not Sam that’s just someone someone cringe pretending to be him

    • @skillua_4
      @skillua_4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everybody didn’t knew that luckily raiden and Vergil team up to Find Sam luckily they did but they discovered the plans of the cringe but before they knew it it was too late The Crunge activated the plan luckily The anti cringe squad help them he was an all out war but luckily the anti-trench squad was victorious

    • @skillua_4
      @skillua_4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luckily doom slayer finish off the creator of cringe

  • @RamielEdits
    @RamielEdits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Armstrong and Raiden: WHY ARNT YOU ALL STILL DEAD!?
    Everyone: NANOMACHINES, SONS!

    • @roboticsgame21
      @roboticsgame21 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Armstrong: BEHOLD, COPYRIGHT

  • @keviathan5260
    @keviathan5260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow, the Sam Bloodshed Montage was the best I have seen so far

  • @księżycAziel
    @księżycAziel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Standing here I realize
    You are just like me, trying to make history
    But who's to judge the right from wrong?
    When our guard is down I think we'll both agree
    That violence breeds violence
    But in the end it has to be this way
    I've carved my own path
    You followed your wrath
    But maybe we're both the same
    The world has turned and so many have burned
    But nobody is to blame
    Yet staring across this barren wasted land
    I feel new life will be born beneath the blood stained sand
    Beneath the blood stained sand
    Born into a pack
    There's no choice
    But take orders to attack
    Locked up in chains
    I get fed
    But the hunger still remains
    Not content to live this way
    Being led by the blind
    Got to plan my dispersal
    Time to leave them all behind
    Breaking out of my pain
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained
    I'm my own master now
    Bear the mark of my scars
    Shedding blood underneath the stars
    But I will survive somehow
    Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    Hear me howl
    Time to leave them all behind
    I'm my own master now
    've come here from nowhere
    Across the unforgiving sea
    Drifting further and further
    It's all becoming clear to me
    But violent winds are upon us and I can't sleep
    Internal temperatures rising and all the voices won't recede
    I've finally found what I was looking for
    A place where I can be without remorse
    Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
    I've finally found what I was looking for
    Here I come
    (La chaleur me dérange, mais c'est le grincement du bateau qui m'a réveillée)
    I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay
    For all of my life a stranger I remain
    A stranger I remain
    A stranger I remain
    Wash away the anger
    Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain
    The droplets falling gently down on the terrain
    Wash away the sorrow, all the stains of time
    But there’s no memory, it’s only dry inside
    In the mud and sinking deeper
    Into a peaceful life
    And it will come
    Like a flood of pain
    Pouring down on me
    And it will not let up until the end is here
    And it will come
    Through the darkest day
    In my final hour
    And it will never rest until the clouds are clear
    Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
    My dreams disappear
    Red sun
    Red sun over paradise
    Red sun
    Red sun over paradise
    Golden rays of the glorious sunshine
    Setting down, such a blood-red light
    Now the animals slowly retreat
    To the shadows - out of sight
    Arid breeze blows across the mountains
    Giving flight to the birds of prey
    In the distance machines come
    To transform Eden - day by day
    Only love is with us now
    Something warm and pure
    Violence breeds within ourselves
    No need for a cure
    When the wind is slow
    And the fire's hot
    The vulture waits to see what rots
    Oh how pretty
    All the scenery
    This is nature's sacrifice
    When the air blows through
    With a brisk attack
    The reptile tail ripped from its back
    When the sun sets
    We will not forget the
    Red sun over paradise
    Red sun
    Red sun over paradise
    Red sun
    Red sun over paradise
    Golden rays of the glorious sunshine
    Setting down, such a blood-red light (Blood-red light)
    Now the animals slowly retreat
    To the shadows - out of sight
    Arid breeze blows across the mountains
    Giving flight to the birds of prey (Birds of prey)
    In the distance machines come
    To transform Eden - day by day
    Only love is with us now
    Something warm and pure
    Violence breeds within ourselves
    No need for a cure
    When the wind is slow
    And the fire's hot
    The vulture waits to see what rots
    Oh how pretty
    All the scenery
    This is nature's sacrifice
    When the air blows through
    With a brisk attack
    The reptile tail ripped from its back
    When the sun sets
    We will not forget the
    Red sun over paradise
    Memories broken
    The truth goes unspoken
    I've even forgotten my name
    I don't know the season
    Or what is the reason
    I'm standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place
    Without any trace
    It's only the cold wind I feel
    It's me that I spite
    As I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be blood (blood)
    Shed (shed)
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one (one)
    Left (left)
    Will ride upon the dragon's back
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh, no, there will be blood (blood)
    Shed (shed)
    It's the only thing I've ever known
    Losing my identity
    Wondering, have I gone insane?
    To find the truth in front of me
    I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height
    And never realizing why I fight

  • @mastermuffles7097
    @mastermuffles7097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A complex and beautiful story, one that will be shared through the ages

  • @easiers
    @easiers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Are you going to continue with the story of videos?

    • @manman61329
      @manman61329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably not he's been missing for a year and is probably super bored of the content he used to make. Which is why he stopped uploading most likely

    • @yoshimitsu8922
      @yoshimitsu8922  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I worked on a similar video to the 'story of' style for 4 months, but I scrapped it because I couldn't make it work. And then I tried to make another 'story of' video over 2 months but that didn't pan out either.
      I don't know if I'd do the 'story of' style again but I think I'd need to make them more succinct somehow because I'd get stuck on them for ages.
      For now I don't know what I'm going to do. Wish I could give an outline for what will happen to this channel but I don't want to make any promises I can't keep

  • @ArcCaravan
    @ArcCaravan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great seeing almost everyone interrupt each other (I miss Khamsin aka The Desert Storm).
    Funny how Bladewolf was the only one to not look down on Sam embracing horniness.

  • @Samuel-jn2oc
    @Samuel-jn2oc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is amazingly well done! I loved every second of this! But question: where is khamsin from the bladewolf dlc?

    • @ulyssesbroyo
      @ulyssesbroyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bladewolf left everyone behind but then everyone except khamsin found him

    • @biglion3179
      @biglion3179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead

    • @ultracell9055
      @ultracell9055 ปีที่แล้ว

      no one cares about him lol

    • @LeastBasedMonikaEnjoyer
      @LeastBasedMonikaEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He vanished without a trace.

    • @BeachioSandschannel
      @BeachioSandschannel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bladewolf already killed him.

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Good to see Sam finally breaking free of the rules set by puritans and holier-than-thou asshats. 🗿
    Can't wait to see his revival and revengance arc 😎👌

    • @user-df7rn4bk2u
      @user-df7rn4bk2u ปีที่แล้ว +3

      breaking free of these rules is a gigachad move

  • @JamesEmirzianWaldementer
    @JamesEmirzianWaldementer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:01 Interrupted by Armstrong

  • @King_Lancelot
    @King_Lancelot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sam: Ok Jack let's dance
    Monsoon: NAH have a SMOKE INSTEAD 🚬
    Sam: 😤 He took that personally.

  • @Jetblast01
    @Jetblast01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Jetstream Sam betrays his ideals...it's time to lay him to rest.

  • @ArmadilloJohn
    @ArmadilloJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I am sorry but I have to make this joke....
    1:41 AVERAGE DAY IN LONDON- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @FredbearOfficial
    @FredbearOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Making the mother of all coffees here, Jack.
    Can't fret over types of milk.

  • @Sp7836-d3c
    @Sp7836-d3c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Can't lay finger on me!

  • @ProfessionalEepyHead
    @ProfessionalEepyHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    no sam, im relatable

    • @GogetaKai
      @GogetaKai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Magnet Boy

    • @ProfessionalEepyHead
      @ProfessionalEepyHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GogetaKai edgy cyborg ninja boy

    • @GogetaKai
      @GogetaKai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ProfessionalEepyHead Self Bisection boy

    • @ProfessionalEepyHead
      @ProfessionalEepyHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GogetaKai no self-besection boy

    • @Chad_Milk
      @Chad_Milk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ProfessionalEepyHead Stop fighting and Do the damn revengeance status

  • @CowKirbo
    @CowKirbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Actually everything went right. Except the part where Sam sleeps off his bloodloss.

  • @IIAwfulWaffleII
    @IIAwfulWaffleII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Very kind of Bladewolf to put Armstrong's shirt back on him after pushing him aside

    • @antoniogimenez5138
      @antoniogimenez5138 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was protecting the female audience from horninnes, Mistral, Sam and Raiden trained him well, he's a good boi

  • @marialourdesalmeida6361
    @marialourdesalmeida6361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want the "Standing here, i realize/making the mother of ALL omelletes" milk bruh
    1:30
    Epic Sam:i'll take This dance.
    It's called no "There Will be no sam" Sad ngl
    Sorry for This joke tho lol

  • @mr.x991
    @mr.x991 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The amount of clout that both Suoiresnu and MGR:R have gotten with these memes is astronomical

  • @sonicszuetomyt5448
    @sonicszuetomyt5448 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow..
    WOW.
    I liked it A LOT.
    The montage is exquisite

  • @WyvernsBlade
    @WyvernsBlade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Plot twist: Sundowner cracks a smile after Sam foiled the Revengence status. :3
    "You found the good shit!"

  • @berniebroig8745
    @berniebroig8745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Just noticed: Mistral in the in-game engine -- not in the cutscenes -- had jiggle physics. You see it for only a moment at 1:19 , but she has them.

    • @strangerontheinternet7358
      @strangerontheinternet7358 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wanna explain why you were looking there in the first place?

    • @berniebroig8745
      @berniebroig8745 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@strangerontheinternet7358 I am a lizard. My vision is based on movement. I'm insulted yours doesn't work using the same rules.

    • @berniebroig8745
      @berniebroig8745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @TrulyGrassy Color differentiation, baby. She wears grey while her exoskeleton is black. I think I can be forgiven a smidge.

  • @spaghettijeff8920
    @spaghettijeff8920 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sam was actually watching the viewer so HE could beat him up. Everyone else got in his way.

  • @samuraitashi3039
    @samuraitashi3039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Ideal ending everyone wanted and needed.
    I’M F$CKING INVINCIBLE! HAHAHAHA!

  • @novadiamond2167
    @novadiamond2167 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video has been living in my head rent free and I thought TH-cam removed it because I couldn’t find it. But here we are. And I am grateful to see this masterpiece still around 🙏

  • @Lowqualitygenshinplayer
    @Lowqualitygenshinplayer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the fact that the sus video used here is actually on youtube uncesored

  • @GlyphWitch
    @GlyphWitch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just the silence as everyone else is disappointed in Sam honestly got me the most.

  • @Gaby41_
    @Gaby41_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:41 didn't knew Sam was in that kind of anime 🤙

  • @dima_briefel
    @dima_briefel ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sam... How could you? You deserve this.

  • @juniorquito1068
    @juniorquito1068 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "you have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

  • @bridou69
    @bridou69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the narration very cool

  • @croissant_bread473
    @croissant_bread473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man just made every boss music

  • @dumb5461
    @dumb5461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ok this one is a classic

  • @FunvoltGunvolt
    @FunvoltGunvolt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    3:53 imagine Deku interrupted and then we we're introduced to a whole new kind of status

  • @K1000Master
    @K1000Master 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Raiden talks to the local Starbucks lady, who assumed he wanted baby milk even tho he just wanted milk with no lactose, as he's lactose intolerant. Armstrong assumed that raiden was horny, therefore attacks him. Blade wolf saves raiden and incasipates Armstrong, before fighting mistral for it's freedom.
    Jack then joins the fight and effectively frees blade wolf. Feeling motivated, Sam wanted another battle. Although Sam wanted to fight, Monsoon instead forced a blunt upon him, which brought the cringe horny virus upon sam. The only known treatment for it was baby milk.
    As sam searched for a source of it, Raiden fights monsoon, only for the battle to be interrupted by the man of 1000 shields (i forgor his name, sorry). The two fight, before that battle was interrupted with sam, who kills 1000 shields man and fends off raiden away from the starbucks lady.
    When Raiden was defeated, sam asks for baby milk, despite Raiden not wanting sam to ruin his order. Everyone else was disappointed in sam when It happened anyway.
    So, Armstrong regains his strength, spoke of a plan to stop sam from pursuing any more baby milk. With agreement, raiden fights, stabs, and brings sam to unconsciousness, so professional doctors can study and find a cure for the virus, once and for all.
    All is well, except for the starbucks lady being a dried up corpse after what sam did to her during raiden's civil discussion with Armstrong
    And like that, that's my story and plot of this excellently made shitpost

    • @FMirage2000C
      @FMirage2000C 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My man, you made a fucking good story! (And the name you forgot was Sundowner)

  • @unoriginal2552
    @unoriginal2552 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You've lost your mind. . ."
    -Monsoon

    • @Rebiox78
      @Rebiox78 ปีที่แล้ว

      No I have not MoNsOoN.

  • @daanstrik4293
    @daanstrik4293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Well… this is different

  • @mr.bigheadupdated8882
    @mr.bigheadupdated8882 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    only in metal gear rising revengance you will find over 20 characters all fighting eachother over a p**n video.

  • @Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE
    @Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!"
    -Honest War Monger

  • @HankRichard
    @HankRichard ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video is amazingly well done

  • @jojosans5849
    @jojosans5849 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:04 and im the idiot of turkey

  • @FMirage2000C
    @FMirage2000C 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Plot twist: the MG RAY from the beginning come and slay everyone.

  • @lordjaraxxus5418
    @lordjaraxxus5418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All of this because Armstong needed milk and was dumb enough to send sam to get it....

  • @8-bitvibing814
    @8-bitvibing814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sam was only comparing the lady to himself. To see whether she was was a threat to his sexiness.

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "There will be blood!"
    "No, Sam!"
    I laughed hard

  • @__Immaterial__
    @__Immaterial__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I will no longer obliterate your consciousness
    From what i’ve heard, i’m called a ‘good boy’

  • @kingbidoof7619
    @kingbidoof7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This kinda makes me wish for a boss rush in mgr.r

  • @caingamin2
    @caingamin2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah yes the half hour of unskippable credits lol

  • @WalterWhiteIam
    @WalterWhiteIam หลายเดือนก่อน

    what kind of team killing fever dream did I just watch

  • @dualgamerlucky5123
    @dualgamerlucky5123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alternate title: Cursed video but everything goes right

  • @Bogdan_Vader
    @Bogdan_Vader ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how we don't have to wait for crimge to stop, Armstrong interrupts it literally on the first second

  • @henrytheautisticdonkey4814
    @henrytheautisticdonkey4814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    DAMN IT SAM, YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE CRINGE. NOT EMBRACE IT

  • @revtale7329
    @revtale7329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is what i want to see more of. yeah seeing Raiden being bullied by Armstrong or the other Winds of destruction interrupting his cringe is funni' n all, but Jetstream Sam ALLOWING the cringe to continue is funny as hell, along with the Winds of destruction fight each other
    And i believe he isn't consumed by the cringe.. but rather.. he's so BASED he let's it resume.. because he can

  • @emptytrashben2375
    @emptytrashben2375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everything went wrong. The MG ray didn’t even show up.

  • @thatstrangeguy292
    @thatstrangeguy292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This meme shall never die, not on my watch, shitstream Sam will continue to shitstreaming on everyone and no one can stop him.

  • @UNrideCZE
    @UNrideCZE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine if this was the actual story to MGR

  • @YouGotCAGEDyt
    @YouGotCAGEDyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On of the best ones so far

  • @hotpants_russia_z
    @hotpants_russia_z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    During this Khamsin was casually spreading freedom on twitter.

  • @fenixspider5776
    @fenixspider5776 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man I love this game so much
    never had such a vivid memory like this (along with witcher 3 and dying light)

  • @thelegend2693
    @thelegend2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You ever just wish revengeance status won’t end

  • @Zombie-TV
    @Zombie-TV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We're making the mother of all omelettes jack, can't fret over every egg. And sam saw the sauce before dying!

  • @marcop7865
    @marcop7865 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is the cannon ending to all the revengeance status memes

  • @-Lazy
    @-Lazy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4 Minutes and 40 seconds of Saving me! Thank you

    • @grassperrysvn4543
      @grassperrysvn4543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually that girl didn't been save
      Sam betrayal us 😔

  • @combineguy48
    @combineguy48 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:14 wish i was that geko 😭😭😭💀💀💀🤤🤤🤤

  • @capivara_baiana927
    @capivara_baiana927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    STANDING HERE I REALISE YOURE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY BUT WHOS TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FOR FROM WRONG

    • @Ozzy_cauticzone
      @Ozzy_cauticzone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When the guaaard is down I think we're both agreeeeee that we only both singin lil

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BUUURRRYYYYY THE LIIIIIIIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

  • @Dalv45456
    @Dalv45456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this game so much, I miss playing it for hours on end