Binging with Babish: Bubble Bass' Order from Spongebob Squarepants

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  • @crimsonwizahd2358
    @crimsonwizahd2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5966

    Thing is, I could totally believe that if Squidward actually understood that entire order, his response of "We serve food here sir" is pretty much appropriate, cause the end result of that order was less a burger and more a colossal towering monstrosity.

    • @johndasalty111
      @johndasalty111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      I mean, he did write half of it down, so he knows what a double triple balty deluxe on a raft, 4 by 4 animal style is.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Alternatively a heart attack

    • @Kosmicant
      @Kosmicant ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Spongebob made it in 3 seconds

    • @LiMe251
      @LiMe251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@johndasalty111*bossy

    • @hannahdawg6829
      @hannahdawg6829 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Reminds of those 5-foot long sandwiches subway makes for big parties, you ain't supposed to eat the whole thing yourself XD

  • @kingo_clubs9097
    @kingo_clubs9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26992

    "light butter" good to see bubble bass is making healthier descisions

    • @DerpDerp3001
      @DerpDerp3001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

      He also ordered orange juice instead of soda.

    • @romanbellic2178
      @romanbellic2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Good for him

    • @NissanSkylineGT-RV-SPECR
      @NissanSkylineGT-RV-SPECR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Nice

    • @monarosberg6036
      @monarosberg6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Ok kakyoin drinking coconut instead of beetle this time huh?

    • @jacobmoore6703
      @jacobmoore6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wow I'm surprised this comment doesn't have a r/whoosh person here
      Edit: nevermind

  • @j-cool-guy
    @j-cool-guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36823

    Bubble bass is like one of those boss customers you get in papa’s freezeria

    • @fathanatillah
      @fathanatillah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

      Those closers at the end of a day

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

      Fathan Atillah those damn assholes when the damn ketchup is literally a centimeter off

    • @eyeofthebox913
      @eyeofthebox913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      Re:this is a freezeria
      loltroll842 0:no this is Patrick

    • @Raddkann
      @Raddkann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      YOOO HAHAHA

    • @andreathames3146
      @andreathames3146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Those ppl are annoying thooo

  • @WoobyMe
    @WoobyMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3260

    Since no one else is saying it: I love how Babish deliberately forgot the pickles until the very end since it was the premise of the conflict of the episode

    • @untilted5216
      @untilted5216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Righttt

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      At least he didn’t hide the pickles under his tongue the whole time

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@CrasherX2000And there’s the pickles from last time too

    • @themandalore7780
      @themandalore7780 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@pottytheparrot310and my car keys!

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@themandalore7780 And there’s my ride

  • @Ruvikon
    @Ruvikon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7623

    "Not too much butter"
    Right. Wouldn't wanna be *unhealthy* now would we?

    • @cloudystarsatnight
      @cloudystarsatnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Our boi Bubble Bass has to watch his figure

    • @OwinBlazer
      @OwinBlazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      to be fair with all that meat and cheese, more butter would make it way too creamy

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It is a delicate balance.

    • @TheBizarre1
      @TheBizarre1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He should have ordered a diet kelp soda

    • @Killerbeast-hx5qp
      @Killerbeast-hx5qp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Let me guess. Tiny? A small salad?

  • @Vailjnovelist
    @Vailjnovelist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5278

    I love the little pieces of advice he gives like "or if you don't have a griddle you can use a fry pan" as if anyone other than Babish would ever make this monstrosity

    • @drawmaster77
      @drawmaster77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hahaha

    • @jacobcrumpton4643
      @jacobcrumpton4643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *glances at the BWB cookbook that has these recipes in it.*
      Yeah. only Andrew would try it.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      or even have that griddle

    • @brianaschmidt910
      @brianaschmidt910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@extropiantranshuman that's significantly more accurate

    • @gonerkid
      @gonerkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i mean his videos always have an educational aspect, and i doubt he expects anyone to actually make anything in this quantity. he's just telling us so we learn how to make it in general.

  • @Nekotaku01
    @Nekotaku01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27259

    ok at this rate he HAS to do Big Smoke's order one day.

    • @malakifox2832
      @malakifox2832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

      I need two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip. Two number 45's a number 7, and a large soda

    • @nezaniatoimya
      @nezaniatoimya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      it's just many burgers and chicken sceperated

    • @Awesome-1001
      @Awesome-1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Two number 45's, one with cheese

    • @jz4163
      @jz4163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      He doesn't know what number 45s are

    • @AmyNumberSeven
      @AmyNumberSeven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

      @@malakifox2832 Big Smoke's order wasn't a joke about his weight, it was foreshadowing. He's wasting time so the Ballas can break into the Grove Street headquarters.

  • @Tayvin4042
    @Tayvin4042 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    Wow. The fact that this was an actual order and not pure nonsense gives me more respect for the writers of classic SpongeBob, I didn't think that was possible.
    Also, I now want a burger, thanks.

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      Might I suggest a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim?

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Somebody on the writing team clearly worked at a hash shop at some point

    • @citriosis
      @citriosis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@andylutz3505They're cooking _food_ here, sir.

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The Nickelodeon studios are in California, where In-and-Out is king of fast food.

    • @Burning-Twilight
      @Burning-Twilight 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@XalerdaneConsidering the lines are always crazy long anytime I pass by one I wouldn't be surprised. One of these days when I have the time and patience I am gonna try one of their famous burgers got any recommendations for when the time comes?

  • @MrNetWraith
    @MrNetWraith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12884

    For the curious, this is how Bubble Bass's lingo actually translates into actual instructions:
    "Double triple" = six layers
    "Bossy" = all-beef patties
    "deluxe" = all condiments
    "on a raft" = on toast
    "4x4" = four patties with cheese on each layer
    "animal style" = cooked in mustard
    "extra shingles" = double layers of bread
    "shimmy and a squeeze" = extra sauce
    "light axle grease" = butter
    "make it cry" = extra onions
    "burn it" = well done
    "let it swim" = a nautical version of "let it walk", or "to go".
    I've seen an alternative interpretation, though, where "extra shingles" means "toast on the side", "with a shimmy" means "jelly on that toast", "a squeeze" means "an orange juice on the side", "light axle grease" means "butter on the toast & jelly", and "let it swim" means "give the burger extra sauce".

    • @joyemoji2031
      @joyemoji2031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      You have too much time to kill

    • @tateduran9255
      @tateduran9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

      This is the most impressive feat I have seen in a long time

    • @Sledgeh101
      @Sledgeh101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@tateduran9255 The only thing more impressive would be someone eating the whole thing at once.

    • @Styxx_the_Fox
      @Styxx_the_Fox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Um the the alternative recipe would make any one barf

    • @jacksoncasper6593
      @jacksoncasper6593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      MrNetWraith I thought extra shingles would mean more pickles and/or tomato slices but you’re probably right

  • @Fake-rt9uk
    @Fake-rt9uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22658

    I love how he talks to us like we're gonna do this shit lmao

    • @jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066
      @jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

      And you saying I ain't gonna at least try this?

    • @protama-kun
      @protama-kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      ...wait I wasn't?

    • @optimisticnihilist7705
      @optimisticnihilist7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +795

      Ye don't think that i wont make a triple bossy deluxe on a raft four by four animal style extra shingles with a shimmy a squeeze light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim? Imbecile.

    • @Arkouchie
      @Arkouchie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      Even if you're not, you can use some of the steps to make your own burgers fancier

    • @gboy_ski1239
      @gboy_ski1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I did the krabby patty but failed

  • @RoninCatholic
    @RoninCatholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16785

    He says "deluxe" (mayo, lettuce, and tomato) but doesn't say "everything" (mustard, ketchup, pickle, and onion). He does explicitly ask for mustard ("animal style") and for onion ("make it cry") but you know what he forgot?
    _He never asked for pickles._

    • @zero123alpha6
      @zero123alpha6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

      It was all a conspiracy

    • @MrChREAL
      @MrChREAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

      Spongebob: well well well how the turn tables

    • @mommyswancat2289
      @mommyswancat2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      delux means he wants every thing delux means you want everything on it

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

      @@mommyswancat2289 "Deluxe" by itself (on a sandwich) means mayo, lettuce, and tomato and "everything" by itself (on a sandwich) means ketchup, mustard, onion, and pickles. Yes, in non-culinary terms these terms both mean the same thing to a layman ("Put every standard topping on") but that's not what they actually mean in a restaurant kitchen.
      And as this video demonstrates, there are a lot of weirder things that can be done ("axle grease" "shimmy" "squeeze" "shingles") that aren't standard toppings for normal burgers.
      So in short: Deluxe is what's normally on a chicken sandwich
      Everything is what's normally on the value menu burger
      Everything + Deluxe or "the works" is what you'd get on a Sonic Deluxe Cheeseburger or a Burger King Whopper.

    • @farahahmedkarim377
      @farahahmedkarim377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Deluxe" means everything, idiot.
      Onions, mayo, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, cheese, special sauce

  • @ironbeagle1610
    @ironbeagle1610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I have had full length, intense arguments with my chef father over the best possible configuration for a burger. This came up after we noticed that some places were putting the tomatoes on the bottom of the burger, sogging out the bottom bun. All we can agree on is that tomato belongs on top and cheese should be underneath in order to insulate the bottom bun from moisture.

    • @snesguy9176
      @snesguy9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd rather just not have tomato on a burger. My perfect burger is mayo, cheese and onion. maybe a pickle on the side. I like to keep it simple

    • @BluecoreG
      @BluecoreG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me thinks food theory did an episode on burger construction

    • @ironbeagle1610
      @ironbeagle1610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BluecoreG I am aware of this fact, I havent watched it yet but I hope that he at least came to the same fundamental conclusion that cheese and lettuce are better put on bottom to preserve the structural integrity of the burger.

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ironbeagle1610 Have you watched it yet?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@snesguy9176
      Haha, my cousin and I are the same with you on this. If tomato is on a burger, it becomes the only thing I can taste. It ceases to be a burger and becomes a Tomato Sandwich that happens to also maybe have meat.

  • @coddycopeland8944
    @coddycopeland8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5670

    I imagine Spongebob doing all this, I bet he had no problem.

    • @aguy7848
      @aguy7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Considering how he fed the anchovies in the pilot, yes.

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      patrick: ill take 7

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I figure he had every possible combination on the menu prepared in advance in case someone made a massive order

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@SuperNovaBass73 at least at the first movie he gets promoted

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Little Abra That’s because it happens after everything else in the Spongebob series

  • @5iris743
    @5iris743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13111

    I never really appreciated squidwards roasts as a kid, my man was spitting straight lava

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

      *we serve food here sir*

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +991

      Lemme guess tiny, a small salad?

    • @Corrupt_Crimson
      @Corrupt_Crimson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      I mean he was captain magma at one episode.
      *Krakatoa!*

    • @stilldark7781
      @stilldark7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ikr

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      69 likes XD

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7024

    _Are you feeling it now Mr. Babish?_

    • @MsZeldasaga
      @MsZeldasaga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Veridian🤣🤣🤣

    • @summertayzon
      @summertayzon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maybe😶

    • @JackFroster
      @JackFroster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      ART THOU FEELING IT NOW MR BABISH

    • @kydd666
      @kydd666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid

    • @PotionMaster21
      @PotionMaster21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Veridian I’m feeling a warm spot

  • @firebeatle6394
    @firebeatle6394 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    I like how babyish will commit to any fictional dish, no matter how outrageous

    • @bradybales683
      @bradybales683 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      He will never deny any guest, no matter how ridiculous the request.

    • @fardeater
      @fardeater ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bradybales683 nice lol

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Until he does something like Total Drama's Brunch of Disgustingness.
      I hope.

    • @fredfry5100
      @fredfry5100 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not quite. As the LOTR episode states, no magic foods, Babish store policy.😅

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Springdude11I was thinking about the Slug Dogs with extra sewage from Pac Man and the Ghostly Adventures.

  • @michaelauberry1564
    @michaelauberry1564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    RIP Stephen Hillenburg, you wonderful man. Spongebob was my childhood

    • @jep9092
      @jep9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait what

    • @momelendez9691
      @momelendez9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What's my Name Again? Stephen Hillenburg(Creator of Spongebob) passed away

    • @v.witlox560
      @v.witlox560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      R.I.P

    • @CalebJohnson-zj1cd
      @CalebJohnson-zj1cd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When?

    • @-jules-5449
      @-jules-5449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CalebJohnson-zj1cd november 26, 2018

  • @FallenSnakashi
    @FallenSnakashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3136

    Just imagine this order + Double battered fried on a stick

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Don’t forget the Mayo

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      That would actually probably help the structure hold up.

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Imagine trying to eat that, though. You’d need to set up a support structure and eat it like a corn on the cob.

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@zekedia2223 I don't think that would bother the guy who ordered that in the first place

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fair enough.

  • @samtheballoon1522
    @samtheballoon1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7584

    The person who decoded this deserves a medal

    • @tahamohammad1741
      @tahamohammad1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Nobel prize**

    • @thescoundrel793
      @thescoundrel793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Man really just heard the cheeseburger enigma code and understood

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      I mean, they were a redditor, so they probably got gold and a whole bunch of reddit medals.

    • @chellist290
      @chellist290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hey wait a minute

    • @JustRezky
      @JustRezky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I hear that this person's grandfather is the one who decoded the WW2 code

  • @danieljones1861
    @danieljones1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    For the assembly section of making the sandwich, I would personally recommend using several spits (the kind used for kebabs) to add some structual integrity to the sandwich. I would add about 4 for each section, as well as 4 between each section. Of course you would have to remove them as you eat, but you can work your way down from the top.

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, if someone with a big kitchen was making this for his friends, I can see this being the way to go about it.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro building a sandwich like it's a skyscraper

  • @tokutickler
    @tokutickler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9132

    I like how Bubble Bass just complained about the lack of pickles and ignored the fact that Spongebob got his entire order wrong.
    To be honest, he was being easy on Spongebob.

    • @LannasMissingLink
      @LannasMissingLink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

      I think yer man had no idea what he was ordering either tbh and just knew the pickles trick to get out of paying

    • @bored_potato
      @bored_potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Or he was dumb

    • @uhkneerudh
      @uhkneerudh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +971

      Squidward denied all his fancy orders so he had to settle for the regular krabby patty, so technically Spongebob made the correct burger

    • @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s
      @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      @@uhkneerudh Oh shit from a customer service marketing standpoint, bubble bass just used pickles as an excuse to get back at squidward failing to meet the customer's wishes.

    • @erikhernandezzz9272
      @erikhernandezzz9272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Greggles and he never cared

  • @lunaticusx
    @lunaticusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2711

    “I already got it squidward”
    -spongebob not even 5 seconds after the order was given

    • @KylerWulff
      @KylerWulff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      And SpongeBob produces a regular Krabby Patty that looks nothing like Babish's.

    • @LeafRazorStorm
      @LeafRazorStorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@KylerWulff Mr. Krabs paid good money for the industrial sandwich press.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@LeafRazorStorm
      -paid good money-
      Stole something from the industrial scrapyard

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KylerWulff Because Squidward slapped down the original order.

    • @monico.ramirez
      @monico.ramirez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s why the Krusty Krab is better than the Chum Bucket

  • @shane9245
    @shane9245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Bubble bass Vs. Big Smoke: Dawn of Justice.
    *Coming to theaters soon*

    • @afrozabegum8792
      @afrozabegum8792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Can't wait for Bubble Bass vs Big Smoke: Infinity War, man. I heard Spongebob forgot the pickles and doomed everyone. The Where's my drink guy *really* pulled the whole film together in the first movie so I hope he makes a cameo in the next one.

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bubble Bass and the Infinity Pickles

    • @thepoet9253
      @thepoet9253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legends

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TeamBigSmoke

    • @kingofthebacontreee
      @kingofthebacontreee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@afrozabegum8792 Mr. Krabs... I don't feel so good

  • @azaram8133
    @azaram8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    0:13 the most underrated part of that scene is that sponge Bob already made that sandwich directly after squidward told BB off

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      And it looks like an average patty too

  • @Junpei_1iori
    @Junpei_1iori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3387

    When squidward was a savage
    "Lemme guess tiny, a small salad."

    • @LizzLuvsTravel
      @LizzLuvsTravel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      * spongebob brings out a normal krabby patty*

    • @noriakikakyoin4953
      @noriakikakyoin4953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My nigga that savage shit is old

    • @james-metapod-harden8317
      @james-metapod-harden8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HSW UNGODLY GLOCK ENT why is you hatin. Get off his nuts neff

    • @minion_bazz249
      @minion_bazz249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @dayum son that's why I think the new writers need to listen to the fans. Then the new episodes will get better.

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Minion_Bazz 2
      Have you watched spongebob in the last 3 years? It’s getting better

  • @floridahighwaypatrol7713
    @floridahighwaypatrol7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6146

    "I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style,
    extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it
    cry, burn it, and let it swim."
    Double Triple Bossy Deluxe:
    Double Triple = 6 patties, Bossy = all-beef, Deluxe = everything on it.
    On a raft:
    Toast in place of burger buns.
    4x4:
    Previous 6 patties x 4 = 24 total patties, with another 24 slices of
    cheese.
    Animal style:
    Patties cooked in mustard, 24 layers of everything.
    Extra shingles:
    Extra toast, 2 per layer, 14 total.
    With a shimmy:
    Jelly spread on toast.
    And a squeeze:
    Orange juice to drink.
    Light axle grease:
    Light butter on the toast.
    Make it cry:
    Extra onions.
    Burn it:
    Patties are well-done.
    Let it swim:
    Extra special sauce.

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Nice. Thanks dude. You're my comment hero of the day.

    • @yaml3655
      @yaml3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Lmao u just copied the 3 year old comment from the original bubble bass order

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Sir we sell food here

    • @moneyman295
      @moneyman295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Animal style means something else where in from aka California the home of in-n- out which banish actually did pretty well at creating a pretty good animal style onion

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Imight Realperson No, not toast with jelly; jelly on the burger - but only jelly from a real jellyfish!

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4747

    Is mayonnaise an instrument

    • @tefras14
      @tefras14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yes Natalie, mayonnaise is indeed an instrument!

    • @shashank_329
      @shashank_329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Is horse radish an instrument?

    • @lordblack998
      @lordblack998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Da! Mayonez is #1 Slav instrument!

    • @xientau9028
      @xientau9028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shashank Appala Only in Wehzmaghettistan, I'm afraid.
      Otherwise, it's one of them whachamacallit, has a name like those things you put on your privates... Condominium? Corridor? Conman? Cornstarch?

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Absolutely, anything that you can play all Star on is an instrument.

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    And Spongebob managed to condense his entire order in the form of a Krabby Patty that was only missing pickles. (That he technically didn't ask for. So it still had everything he wanted)

    • @thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247
      @thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It wasn't even missing the pickles. Bubble Bass just hid them under his tongue to humiliate SpongeBob.

  • @Buccarado
    @Buccarado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21033

    Man, squidward's jokes were actually Godly. As a kid, I never fully appreciated them.

    • @manoja538
      @manoja538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

      Squidward is my spirit animal

    • @kurumi394
      @kurumi394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      squidward is the 21st century itself

    • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
      @CzolgoszWorkinMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

      I had to become old and gay to fully appreciate Shadeward.

    • @匚尺丂乇-g4m
      @匚尺丂乇-g4m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      We serve food here sir.

    • @jennifervalentine8955
      @jennifervalentine8955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      You merely had to become an adult and experience Squidward's pain to appreciate him as a character.

  • @michaelzhang7098
    @michaelzhang7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    My absolute favorite thing about this clip is that you see Squidward just stop writing halfway through, this definitely isn’t the first time that Bubble Bass ordered something like this so he just gives up.

  • @Cm0N.
    @Cm0N. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7198

    “We serve food here sir”-
    Squidward tennis balls

    • @nintega_64
      @nintega_64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      THAT'S TENTACLES

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      *Tortellini

    • @Pain_tami
      @Pain_tami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Tortinos pizza rolls

    • @LabratJide
      @LabratJide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Testicles

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LabratJide thats the joke

  • @brianwalters7855
    @brianwalters7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I like the name of it. The Bubble Bass Burger. Very catchy and fun to say. I think that should be a real thing.

  • @Tu-Li-Oh
    @Tu-Li-Oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6602

    So, are you telling me Spongebob compressed that monstrosity into a standard looking burger?
    I guess I missed the Kitchen Training Arc

    • @burritoornot856
      @burritoornot856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      The rest of the burger is inside the buns, don't worry

    • @raicrush
      @raicrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      That’s spongebob’s stand

    • @magic8ball134
      @magic8ball134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      @@raicrush "You see Bubble Bass, my stand [O C E A N M A N] has the ability to morph any sandwich into a Krabby Patty"

    • @cts3696
      @cts3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      If he didn’t compress it the top would hit the top of the window thingy ans hit Spongebob on the head

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Spongebob Shougekipants

  • @weirdtoknow1226
    @weirdtoknow1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5599

    When squidward said “we serve food here sir” I couldn’t stop laughing

    • @vlogsbyrow
      @vlogsbyrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I didn't realize until I read this...

    • @nengyang9618
      @nengyang9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "We severe food here sir."

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      To this day I can't decide if the funnier interpretation is Squidward not knowing what Bubble Bass's order meant, or knowing EXACTLY what it meant

    • @sticklandaman9676
      @sticklandaman9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I work in fast food and this is how we want to treat customers

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@papershadow the latter is funnier

  • @mothmallow
    @mothmallow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Just discovered your channel recently and my husband and I love it! Normally he hates cooking, but you've inspired him and he actually made a really nice dinner the other night. While he was cooking he narrated it like you do. ;) Thanks for the great content!

    • @nikshazana
      @nikshazana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      thats so cute

    • @mr.cranker8086
      @mr.cranker8086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Teresa LeVasseur that's very cute. Hope he continues it! :3

    • @MrBuggLand
      @MrBuggLand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool but there is no way he narrated it like Babi do ^_^

    • @kfcadvocate7583
      @kfcadvocate7583 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon Tilmes i second the notion.
      ps. please no

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What did he make?

  • @akumaouja4062
    @akumaouja4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The trick for a multi-tier pattymelt is to divide your cheese between the various patties to kind of glue them together, helps a lot.

  • @jamesfinch9987
    @jamesfinch9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    3:12 Papa's burgeria players:
    *"aw yeah, its all coming together"*

    • @yourlocaldonut5247
      @yourlocaldonut5247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s pretty epic

    • @owentang546
      @owentang546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Speaking of that, we want Wally's order from Papa's Burgeria.

    • @bigusplatypus6235
      @bigusplatypus6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Thabelo yes, true.

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@owentang546 Actual mayo doesn't work like that. You can't stack it infinitely without creating a mountain of a burger.

    • @owentang546
      @owentang546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@deleetiusproductions3497 But the order *is* a mountain of a burger.

  • @Lance4254
    @Lance4254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5780

    Bubble Bass is like the guy who criticizes water because it "doesn't taste like the water in my house"

    • @mayhemical
      @mayhemical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      so, me

    • @thehumanvacuum3413
      @thehumanvacuum3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I read the last part in bubble bass's voice.

    • @ackyducc5040
      @ackyducc5040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Tbh That is a perfectly valid criticism

    • @spacey3024
      @spacey3024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thehumanvacuum3413 same

    • @MakoTheMano
      @MakoTheMano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@ackyducc5040 its only valid if that restaurant is in the same city, otherwise you should expect a different taste to the water because they treat their water differently

  • @asianmoofin
    @asianmoofin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    I feel like whenever writers ever make over the top food items in their shows, their thought processes are always, "Someone is definitely going to try this one day"

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      This one they did their homework, since the entire order is real, it's just in diner speak

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought it's the opposite - like it's so complicated - no one's going to try it - and then someone does. It's just for humor - they think.

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “with a shimmy” means jam on the toast, which i always interpreted as fruit jelly. i appreciate that you mercifully made an onion jam instead lol

  • @theofficialdoncheadleyoutu1616
    @theofficialdoncheadleyoutu1616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25248

    "We serve food here sir"

    • @EdgardoSalas
      @EdgardoSalas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +828

      Gets me every time, haha.

    • @nicholastremoulis1757
      @nicholastremoulis1757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      I see a loyal member of the shad army.

    • @Fudgeey
      @Fudgeey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      Squidward is the true star of Spongebob Squarepants.

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      "a salad for you tubby?"

    • @robertc2222-h4e
      @robertc2222-h4e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sry lol I copied you without knowing

  • @chivechan1233
    @chivechan1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4407

    *"let me guess tiny, a small salad?"*

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Chive Chan I’ll take double triple bossy deluxe on a raft 4x4 animal style extra shingles with shimmy and a light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim!

    • @charliebear2048
      @charliebear2048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @Marilyn Parrish Don't worry, I already have it-
      *GASP*
      Bubble Bass!

    • @Kenny4234
      @Kenny4234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Charlie Bear
      *Bitch slaps squidward*
      “Squarepants...”

    • @megacrashthehedgehog5377
      @megacrashthehedgehog5377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Kenny4234 I hear talk you make a mean Krabby Patty.

    • @kingofspray7096
      @kingofspray7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yea I also heard your... kinda picky

  • @katchereye
    @katchereye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2126

    You forgot the part where he says “and a squeeze” which is orange juice.

    • @dr.insaneoiv
      @dr.insaneoiv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      he was tired give him a rest...

    • @mahmoudshawkat3500
      @mahmoudshawkat3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      i remember him saying "let it swim" which means extra mayo, but there wasnt any

    • @ayeeyee9634
      @ayeeyee9634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Orange juice on a burger 🙃

    • @patjaoable
      @patjaoable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "And a squeeze" means extra special sauce

    • @gomi5469
      @gomi5469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "Let it swim" is the sea version of "Let it walk" meaning "to go"

  • @weebandgaminginc.7593
    @weebandgaminginc.7593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It’s amazing how this guy translates this bass’ order that sounds like an ancient Atlantic quadratic formula

  • @TheNoseyProductions
    @TheNoseyProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    How am I suppose to eat this without my drink!??

    • @zilipphimbardo6138
      @zilipphimbardo6138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheNoseyProductions wring episode bud

    • @beblepebble3096
      @beblepebble3096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      it's not supposed to be the same episode

    • @Elz_und_Elz
      @Elz_und_Elz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      *MY DIET DOCTOR KELP*

    • @Aaroncy
      @Aaroncy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      W-what drink..?

    • @christophersantos7732
      @christophersantos7732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How are you supposed to even eat this?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7659

    If Bubble Bass says that Andrew forgot the Kosher salt, he would be as devastated as SpongeBob was when he thought he forgot the pickles.

    • @IsntItTrulyWeird
      @IsntItTrulyWeird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I see you literally everywhere, atleast this time you're really late

    • @yg6484
      @yg6484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Aye it’s you!

    • @roven_5530
      @roven_5530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What took you so long

    • @LaScorcha
      @LaScorcha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you're literally everywhere

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pickles

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4217

    I’d just like to point out that Spongebob filled this order with a single patty on a sesame seed bun.

    • @cross985
      @cross985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I think that's his second order.

    • @unitedstates4912
      @unitedstates4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      im pretty sure squidward denied this order and he just asked for a normal burger

    • @LoganWH8
      @LoganWH8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      tea time commenter no, Squidward said “we serve food here sir” and immediately Spongebob brought out the order.

    • @317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq
      @317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      That’s because Spongebob disguised the entire order as a regular patty. The entire order has been combined in a tiny patty, and the bun was just a bunch of toast formed into a bun.

    • @briankenney9528
      @briankenney9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That much food condensed into a single patty would cause a singularity

  • @sitisarah826
    @sitisarah826 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    0:11 we sell food here..

    • @channelsterlo
      @channelsterlo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      U don’t let ur food burn and swim?

    • @michaelsager7496
      @michaelsager7496 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You forgot the sir

  • @leeroyjenkem3471
    @leeroyjenkem3471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    And if someone says you didn't add pickles. Just pull their tongue out and see if they're hiding any pickles down there.

    • @nonamemclovenakamr.n8100
      @nonamemclovenakamr.n8100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      And my car keys

    • @wolfgangervin2582
      @wolfgangervin2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @leksos gru Could be her pet/familar

    • @clarence4343
      @clarence4343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The pickles from last time and my car keys

    • @waq5258
      @waq5258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nonamemclovenakamr.n8100 cursed

    • @J_man-de5sw
      @J_man-de5sw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better yet, *KEEP* their tongue!

  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    But, did you forget his drink.

    • @electricguy9939
      @electricguy9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @flameflareonog
      @flameflareonog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      His diet Dr.Kelp?

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      *MY DIET DR KELP?! DONT TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK*

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      CHOCOLAAAAAATE!

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "With a Squeeze" means a glass of orange juice.

  • @logandehoyos6134
    @logandehoyos6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    Teacher- “no eating in class”
    *Kid in the back of class*

    • @loanedengineproductions
      @loanedengineproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      lol teacher: no eating in the class
      the kid in the back: *pulls this out*
      teacher: ...

    • @n1njab0t78
      @n1njab0t78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@loanedengineproductions then they are going to ask hey do you have enough for everyone and thats why when school is back im going to make it but in away that makes it easy

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@warpedmine9682 I had one of those teachers. I just told them off by saying there is enough for those who have the money to pay for it. They tried taking it, but I coughed all over it and ate it.

    • @January1983_1
      @January1983_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hiddendesire3076 mission passed : respect ++

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how whoever wrote Bubble Bass’s lines decided to actually use fast food lingo

  • @fyrem9718
    @fyrem9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    The sheer determination that went into this burger is terrifying

  • @snowy2242
    @snowy2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    “We serve food here sir” one of the most memorable line of my early spongebob childhood

  • @achmadnouvall3667
    @achmadnouvall3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    "we serve food here sir"
    -squidward torttelinni

    • @lollol-ss7kh
      @lollol-ss7kh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Its squidward tennisball btw

    • @whatever5059
      @whatever5059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@lollol-ss7kh No, it's Squidward Tentpoles.

    • @il-dottore
      @il-dottore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@whatever5059 It's Squidward Tennessee, have you even watched the show?

    • @tomasfong40
      @tomasfong40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im pretty sure is calamardo actually

    • @birdbananas5932
      @birdbananas5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Squidward carpanini

  • @PIZZAloverNUMBERS
    @PIZZAloverNUMBERS ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I'll take a double triple balty deluxe, on a raft, 4 by 4, animial style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze. Light axil grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

  • @cliffdaddy126
    @cliffdaddy126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3369

    HE'S BEEN HIDING THE PICKLES UNDER HIS TONGUE THE WHOLE TIME!
    AND THERE'S THE PICKLES FROM LAST TIME!
    AND THERE'S MY CAR KEYS!
    AND.......There's my ride!

    • @Bubbabob145
      @Bubbabob145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      When you think about it, having the pickles from last time still under his tongue is just nasty.

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@Bubbabob145 you need to think about it?

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lol so was his ride the car he stole

    • @aguy7848
      @aguy7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *runs away wheezing at the top of his lungs*

    • @defunctaccount9803
      @defunctaccount9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@khhnator yes, or else you're FIRED!

  • @crazykay9422
    @crazykay9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I love how as kids it sounded like he was saying absolute nonsense but ya later learn everything he said actually means something and is a, ridiculous, but actual order

  • @ChadMojito
    @ChadMojito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    This new episode of Epic Meal Time is pretty nice

    • @thesexybatman263
      @thesexybatman263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Mojito There's not enough bacon nor Jack Daniels involved. Also, no MuscleGlasses.

    • @ChadMojito
      @ChadMojito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm sure there was plenty of JD's involved off-camera

    • @PhantomBladesXI
      @PhantomBladesXI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funny you say that I was just thinking how Epic Meal Time are more about making huge foods and huge messes and eating disgustingly (which ya know, it's not a bad thing) while BWB is more about making food disgusting food and make it more cleanly and eats it off frame or off camera.

    • @amoodyman1692
      @amoodyman1692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How high were you last night?

    • @ryanoat
      @ryanoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      6'4"

  • @shikulli
    @shikulli ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just found this but dang this guy fully explains everything, followed by a comparison that furthers the point

  • @mattnguyen766
    @mattnguyen766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I love how squidward stops writing in the middle of Bubble Bass’s order

  • @couragew6260
    @couragew6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Remember when Squidward called a krabby patty “a heart attack on a bun.”
    I believe Bubble Bass’ order is an actual heart attack on a bun. Dear GOD! That’s enough food for my whole family and left overs for my relatives. (Me, 5 siblings, parents) + (relatives)

    • @crystalpyr0997
      @crystalpyr0997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A gun itself is a heart attack

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      peyton the undertale lover
      Damn autocorrect

    • @crystalpyr0997
      @crystalpyr0997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

    • @andrewbrooks7122
      @andrewbrooks7122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If squidward called a regular krabby patty a heart attack on a bun then this is immediate DEATH outright

    • @artlessauthorite
      @artlessauthorite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But it's not on a bun, it's on texas toast. Weren't you paying attention?

  • @emmaaquino377
    @emmaaquino377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    **aggressively shoves glasses back up nose**
    bUrn iT AnD LeT IT sWiM

    • @flameflareonog
      @flameflareonog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      We serve food here,sir.

    • @bltfireburstAU
      @bltfireburstAU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LET IT SHWIMM

    • @Fay-or3yo
      @Fay-or3yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let it SHWEIGHMMMM

    • @useless8303
      @useless8303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does let it swim mean for the burger

    • @qwilliams1539
      @qwilliams1539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Let it swim" is the fish themed version of "Let it walk," which translates to "to go."

  • @MichaelJ-e4m
    @MichaelJ-e4m 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    3:58 caseoh's light snack

  • @alexnobody1
    @alexnobody1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    It's a good thing you're not a mechanical engineer. Something tells me you'd be crazy enough to try and make a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive. o_o

    • @b0c4
      @b0c4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Check out Michael Reeves

  • @SauceStache
    @SauceStache 6 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I bet your neighbors are loving that amazing onion smell from the 5 lbs of onions on that griddle hahaha! LOVE IT

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Congrats on the New Kitchen Babby!! Already love it... since you know how much I like peg board ;)

    • @YourBlackLocal
      @YourBlackLocal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Am I the only one that thinks cooked onions smell pretty great?

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd love that. Cooked/grilled onions are a great smell.

    • @Brainhorn
      @Brainhorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cinema Gaming
      Yes. You are the ONLY one. Out of the 7 BILLION people on this earth, you are the ONLY one who likes it.

    • @the_waterlemon5296
      @the_waterlemon5296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      best. smell. ever.

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Finally, someone accurately describes how long it really takes to caramelize onions-a real long goddamn time.

    • @jasonhodgin1792
      @jasonhodgin1792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, that was also a fuckton of onions.

    • @jasonkelly1692
      @jasonkelly1692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, I always get annoyed with cooking game shows when you have chefs saying they're "carmellizing onions" when they're actually just browning and grilling the onions.

    • @stanleydrones
      @stanleydrones 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonhodgin1792 the amount doesn't matter. One single slice of onion still takes a long time to caramelize perfectly.

  • @BroForce426
    @BroForce426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man ordered one of those comically tall sandwiches Shaggy gulps down on one bite

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    The only reason that Bubble Bass's second order is less well known is because the people that have fond memories of his original appearance in _Pickles_ stopped watching Spongebob into it's eighth (?) season when Bubble Bass reappeared.

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Well not only that but his first order has a certain charm because it's all gibberish to your average person.
      His second order anyone can understand... except maybe the unique cheese.

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      +GeneralCane Well, yeah, of course. This one's much funnier. I just love how Squidward just stops writing it down when he mentions "animal style", and how Spongebob, "got it already".

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuck season 8.

    • @chucklesspeedrunning6983
      @chucklesspeedrunning6983 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Season 9

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chucklesspeedrunning6983 Fuck season 9 too.

  • @Ponera-Sama
    @Ponera-Sama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    You should make pizza stuffed inside a turkey, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate, from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

    • @yaylife171
      @yaylife171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      I felt my arteries harden just from reading this comment.

    • @WorrizEcko
      @WorrizEcko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      It’s me the mayor

    • @TheBonneter
      @TheBonneter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@yaylife171 you mildly disappoint me

    • @damb1858
      @damb1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "Blah blah blah ah blah Bigger"

    • @isaaclee2084
      @isaaclee2084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@WorrizEcko oh you look different, did you get a haircut?

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    You probably could've stacked the toppings on a giant skewer or something

    • @SuperShanko
      @SuperShanko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Abelhawk
      This is Babish, where such tricks are or the WEAK!!

    • @titofausto5528
      @titofausto5528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude i see you everywhere

    • @woolwool7880
      @woolwool7880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SuperShanko the structural integrity of that burger was weak

    • @pusapanginoon3375
      @pusapanginoon3375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abelhawk Nah fam, Bubble bass doesn't want a skewer

    • @fryax6721
      @fryax6721 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pusa Panginoon he also doesn't want a burger falling apart

  • @Cyber_Horse_Studios87
    @Cyber_Horse_Studios87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    What’s interesting is that the SpongeBob channel actually talks about this patty melt and while it’s similar, they actually say that some of the ingredients are a bit different,

  • @MichaelBurling13
    @MichaelBurling13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    4:20 the face you make when you’re absolutely shithoused and your roommate catches you eating shredded cheese out of the bag

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Yes! He actually did it, the absolute madman.

    • @CyberneticHusky
      @CyberneticHusky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arbiter91 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Absolute mad lad

    • @bakakagaku
      @bakakagaku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reality Rogue
      In awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

  • @Sobepome
    @Sobepome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Giant griddles are the shit. It's the high point of my work to have some times where I get to drop a bunch of chicken or steak and just see the giant spread of maillard in front of me.

    • @elijahhb4199
      @elijahhb4199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sobepome Where can u get one like the one in this?

    • @TrentonGauthier
      @TrentonGauthier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, where?

    • @adityasrinivasulu
      @adityasrinivasulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @lukebyrd8406
      @lukebyrd8406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same! I do it with carne asada

    • @ironic1767
      @ironic1767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luke Byrd youre a man of culture

  • @bukaitlin
    @bukaitlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was my first video I ever watched from Babish. I was searching up Bubble Bass' order on youtube when I stumbled across this video. I know that it was done by someone already, but I was impressed to see someone take on this order.

  • @ChillFrost
    @ChillFrost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    _4x4 Animal Style_

    • @jorel1218
      @jorel1218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      In N Out Burger

    • @kratzy11
      @kratzy11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chill Frost extra double

    • @RedBoi88
      @RedBoi88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *8x8 Doggy Style*

    • @ryazortheeyezor1548
      @ryazortheeyezor1548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Redxofnarnia um

    • @alize0623
      @alize0623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chill Frost that’s the name of my bi-annual orgy

  • @inapprehensible
    @inapprehensible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"

  • @lisafenixx
    @lisafenixx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    ..AND LET IT, SCHWIM.. now you just have to make a "uhh roast beef, some chicken, a pizza....."

    • @VancesMediaTreasures
      @VancesMediaTreasures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and Spongebob's "Sundae"

    • @joeymartinez1866
      @joeymartinez1866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lisa Fenix Your probably Babish’s biggest fan.

    • @DTOWNZxBOI
      @DTOWNZxBOI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No no... just what you had this morning

    • @Dexter26958
      @Dexter26958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DTOWNZxBOI uuhh roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..”

    • @TheInvisibleCanadia
      @TheInvisibleCanadia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fried oyster skins

  • @cordingdesert9566
    @cordingdesert9566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Seeing his order in real life makes me understand squidwards response a lot more now.

  • @jordangroff8978
    @jordangroff8978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Lemme guess Tiny, a small salad?!

    • @Calzonuda
      @Calzonuda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jordan Groff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pusheen Cat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Calzonuda
      @Calzonuda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Limited Edition Autism😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caprisun6552
      @caprisun6552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.

    • @youngstargamingandvlogs4774
      @youngstargamingandvlogs4774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      John Laurens
      We serve food here sir.

  • @CrowwreakStevenson
    @CrowwreakStevenson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    If we're going with impractical food orders, then how about Big Smoke's order from San Andreas?

    • @Inurian59
      @Inurian59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Someone analyzed that and it's just two crispy chicken sandwiches, one double crispy chicken sandwich, large wing pieces, and two chicken patty sandwiches, one with cheese... and a shitload of fries and sodas

    • @DonniesBoStaff
      @DonniesBoStaff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Did you mean two Number 9's, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, a Number 7, two Number 45's (one with cheese), and a large soda.

    • @BurntPizza007
      @BurntPizza007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Matt Stonie did a challege involving this order

    • @AverageFurryMetalhead
      @AverageFurryMetalhead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haidyn W i just said it with the voice

    • @T4silly
      @T4silly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big Smoke also does the ordering for everyone else. As everyone in the car is talking to each other about what they'll have and not to the intercom.

  • @vsaucenou323
    @vsaucenou323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    4:36
    She just walks away, she knows how outrageously long the order is.

    • @DraconaiAuracto
      @DraconaiAuracto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually, if you pay attention to right befofe she leaves, he leans forward and she gets an eyeful of his "bubble bass". Given the disgusted look on her face, I think she just lost her appetite.

  • @SomeDonkus086
    @SomeDonkus086 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The amount of detail! I also love how he turns a squishy fast food cheeseburger into this gourmet meal.

  • @ajduong
    @ajduong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Screw the complicated burger; I want to know how you got your hands on the secret formula!

    • @therubypenguin8042
      @therubypenguin8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He used logic to come to the conclusion that there's no formula and that Mr.Krabs is too cheap to acually get secret ingredients.

    • @pwansy7831
      @pwansy7831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo it smell like plankton in here!

    • @Blarghsauro
      @Blarghsauro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@therubypenguin8042 the formula is also the insane amount of propaganda that Mr.Krabs do

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, I think the you can find the formula on the Spongebob website

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just want to know how they grow potatoes underwater

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    Little did you know Babish forgot how to cook for the past 4 days and was driven to madness to make this video

    • @LainaE76
      @LainaE76 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veridian has

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But at least he remembered the pickles.

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “I would like my patties becheesed” is definitely going on my list of favorite phrases

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      honestly, thats going onto my list of "new phrases adopted from tv/games" joining "Food museum" for the refrigerator (from Papyrus in Undertale)

  • @exoticbutters2781
    @exoticbutters2781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    For those who didn't get the cheese request at 4:43, he is asking for a finely aged Gouda cheese. Gouda originated in the town of Gouda in The Netherlands and the proper pronunciation is "how-da". It still a bit funny how he says it but they are paying respects to the Dutch culture by saying it the correct way. So next time you see Gouda cheese, remember that its "Howda" and not "Gooda".

    • @devin_97
      @devin_97 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wanted to comment this! It is pronounced howda

    • @attackoramic8361
      @attackoramic8361 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont blame others who pronounce it gouda, blame the english language

    • @michakoniecpolski5677
      @michakoniecpolski5677 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its gouda

    • @Schattenfaust2
      @Schattenfaust2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      gouda you do?

    • @megimargareth4015
      @megimargareth4015 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@attackoramic8361 me with southeast asian tounge : go-wu-da 😏😏😏

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    New kitchen looks professional af

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kahzu
      “Thanks”

  • @squidleystudios277
    @squidleystudios277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Anyone else keep going back just for the part where Squidward says "We serve food here, sir"? One of my favorite moments in the whole show.

  • @rokamo
    @rokamo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    Lemme guess, tiny, a small salad?

    • @MasterArab
      @MasterArab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

    • @eggwhites7341
      @eggwhites7341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      we serve food here sir

    • @ShadowBlazer3000
      @ShadowBlazer3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I got it already Squidward *GASP* Bubble Bass!

    • @kuraes
      @kuraes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yo rokamo what you be doing here

    • @wingus857
      @wingus857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A saLAD

  • @TheBerryVids420
    @TheBerryVids420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    From the thumbnail alone, I can see why Squidward responded with "we sell food here, sir"

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4335

    MY LEG

    • @davidblack7184
      @davidblack7184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lun Hing he knows 😎

    • @skrrtzamboni
      @skrrtzamboni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      HOOPLA

    • @clearmind89
      @clearmind89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      CHOCOLATE!!!!

    • @jmelara324
      @jmelara324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      who else read it in the voice

    • @ItsBrody
      @ItsBrody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I want "my Leg" to replace the willhelm scream

  • @jinseishiki
    @jinseishiki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Please consider making some of the food from Spirited Away! Specifically the food the parents eat in the beginning of the movie, especially the weird tan blob looking thing.

  • @medic2847
    @medic2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I like how when his words were translated, it did not mention the use of pickles. So it’s likely he wanted Spongebob to not put pickles in his burger so he can blame him easily.

    • @BlazingSteel
      @BlazingSteel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But he ordered a deluxe, which means everything on the burger, lettuce, pickle, tomato, onion, and sauces.

  • @KentaTheGreat1
    @KentaTheGreat1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As kids we are SpongeBob, but as we get older, we are Squidward with that "we serve FOOD here sir"

  • @AcesToAces
    @AcesToAces 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    stack the layers

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AcesToAces *Insert Shrek Joke Here*

    • @arch4ngel
      @arch4ngel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *don't forget the sub bass*

    • @GreenBoy9000
      @GreenBoy9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hi! Fancy meeting you here.

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Add some Reverb!
      ...oh yeah some delay too.

    • @cyanwings4059
      @cyanwings4059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      S i D e C h A i N

  • @anythingfartherfurtherfurt8594
    @anythingfartherfurtherfurt8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:11
    Been around for more than 25 years.
    Never thought I'd ever see a carpet made of onions

  • @jamespersinger4272
    @jamespersinger4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I did the calculations with the calories, converting it to british thermal units. I found out that this order is equal to a liter of gasoline. Yep.

    • @caramowol
      @caramowol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol I should cut down on the gasoline

    • @anthonykwasigroh9819
      @anthonykwasigroh9819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caramowol what

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's because it's bubble bass's only meal for the next month - until he gets hungry again to mooch off free food - just enough fuel to run around to the next place that isn't aware of him.

  • @sophisticateddozen
    @sophisticateddozen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Wait a second, IT ACTUALLY HAS PICKLES?!”
    *_”Well well well, how the turn tables.”_*