Hear that Asuna? Meat toboggan. Try getting that image out of your head. Grippin’ his entrails like the reigns of Santa’s sleigh, streaking through the morning snow in a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake... Why...
This is it. This is the icing on my cake. A lifetime of physical and psychological abuse brought to a swift and satisfying end. All I have to do... is nothing... I mean, this is just Darwinism at work. As long as I don't hand her this lifesaving juice that I am currently handing her.... NOOOOOO.......
There's a certain amount of irony given that the only place I've ever heard this song is on TH-cam. Frankly I find that very unfortunate but I'm glad to know it exists anyway.
Asuna: "i think we can all agree, a ghost is not the culprit here. Right Kiriyo?" Kirito: "of course not. Obviously it was a hit by the mermaid Mafia paid in leprechaun gold. But who was the puppet master? The unicorns. No they've had a feud going with the mermaids for years.."
Amazing how many people have no idea what the song is all about given how it slaps you in the face with it in the fucking chorus! Internet addiction people.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Sit back from the edge of your seat, if you can Take a minute to remember to breathe, 'cause we're losing our minds Where anything goes Rebel just to say that you did, to impress every hate-spewing keyboarded kid Let's let everyone know, anything goes Can we live a real life? A real life; and do we even know what that means? Can we live a real life; and know people outside machines? Can we live a real life between the devil and the digital sea? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! With every photo you are taking my soul but you know Every shot is just another to show to the people that live Where anything goes Criticize every poor asshole 'cause you know you're the judge Check the yes, check the no, in the box below Where anything goes But can we live a real life? A real life; and do we even know what that means? Can we live a real life; and know people outside machines? Can we live a real life between the devil and the digital sea? Hey! Hey! Hey! A new canon is coming up Hey! Hey! Hey! And it's calling on the World Hey! Hey! Hey! Move fast and out of control Hey! Hey! Hey! Do anything you want Hey! Hey! Hey! No mind, no memory Hey! Hey! Hey! Just your allegiance to the fad Hey! Hey! Hey! Hate, love, sex coming in clean Hey! Hey! Hey! Taking over all of our hands Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Can we live a real life? A real life; and do we even know what that means? Can we live a real life; and know people outside machines? Can we live a real life between the devil and the digital sea? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Uh, how do the verses and the chorus relate??? The chorus is awesome and the verses link up pretty well melodically with the chorus, but the lyrics of the verse and the chorus... they don't really seem to mesh.
Generally when someone doesn't understand something, it makes THEM stupid, not the creator of the thing or the thing itself, but that's ok. If I actually cared, I'd be no better than you or the people they're talking about. Hope you reach a point where you take song lyrics less personally.
Hear that Asuna? Meat toboggan. Try getting that image out of your head. Grippin’ his entrails like the reigns of Santa’s sleigh, streaking through the morning snow in a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake... Why...
One of my favorite abridged series
Who?
@@MarshyBoi1919 sword art online abridged best abridged series they used this as a ost
cringe
@@JohnFloss lol some people can't handle gore 😆, no big deal dude 👍
"Can we live a real life? And know people outside machines?"
That hits deep bro.
And sadly, for the past 30 years, we haven’t been able
Two type of fans are here: Gildedguy’s Fans and Sao Abridged’s Fans
im the former
@@Orio435 me too
Fan of the later
I checked out the former, that's fucking rad. I'm fan of both now
im a gildedguy's fan so yeah
We must save my family!
The bandits are coming!
Choke on my vengeance, how does it taste?
Don't do drugs.
Unless it's steroids.
In which case use lots of drugs!
Heyyyy Garyyyyyy....
*"G A R Y . . ."*
This is it. This is the icing on my cake. A lifetime of physical and psychological abuse brought to a swift and satisfying end. All I have to do... is nothing... I mean, this is just Darwinism at work. As long as I don't hand her this lifesaving juice that I am currently handing her.... NOOOOOO.......
thERes nO neEd to wONder were your gOd is
becAUse hEs righT HEre aNd frESh OUT of meRcy
'one thug crying in despair'
"I'm getting real sick of your first-year psych student bullshit."
There's a certain amount of irony given that the only place I've ever heard this song is on TH-cam. Frankly I find that very unfortunate but I'm glad to know it exists anyway.
I haven't actually heard the lyrics correctly since I always preferred listening by voice.. Now I understand this song and I love it even more!
"OoOooo, impressive. You can frighten players that think slimes are terrifying" -Kirito
Have you SEEN their eyes?!
Asuna: "i think we can all agree, a ghost is not the culprit here. Right Kiriyo?"
Kirito: "of course not. Obviously it was a hit by the mermaid Mafia paid in leprechaun gold. But who was the puppet master? The unicorns. No they've had a feud going with the mermaids for years.."
Jesus Kirito, This is Serious! - Asuna
Amazing how many people have no idea what the song is all about given how it slaps you in the face with it in the fucking chorus!
Internet addiction people.
Pretty sure everyone knows the meaning of the song. It's just some people really like quoting sao abridged for some reason.
@@razo5567 people like quoting quotable dialog. In other news, water is wet.
Gildedguy brought me here
same bro
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Sao abridged has been bringing me here a while
The bandits are coming
"We must save my family"
@@dootslayer1411 "Hi Gary!"
Rip Gary, kirito messed him up bad. Then he got stoned and drew cat whiskers on asuna... but still rip gary
@@modcraft7828 To be fair Gary messed up Kirito quite badly first. Emotionally speaking of course.
Liz the crystal!!!!!
"We must save my family!"
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Sit back from the edge of your seat, if you can
Take a minute to remember to breathe, 'cause we're losing our minds
Where anything goes
Rebel just to say that you did, to impress every hate-spewing keyboarded kid
Let's let everyone know, anything goes
Can we live a real life? A real life; and do we even know what that means?
Can we live a real life; and know people outside machines?
Can we live a real life between the devil and the digital sea?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
With every photo you are taking my soul but you know
Every shot is just another to show to the people that live
Where anything goes
Criticize every poor asshole 'cause you know you're the judge
Check the yes, check the no, in the box below
Where anything goes
But can we live a real life? A real life; and do we even know what that means?
Can we live a real life; and know people outside machines?
Can we live a real life between the devil and the digital sea?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
A new canon is coming up
Hey! Hey! Hey!
And it's calling on the World
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Move fast and out of control
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do anything you want
Hey! Hey! Hey!
No mind, no memory
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Just your allegiance to the fad
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hate, love, sex coming in clean
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Taking over all of our hands
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Can we live a real life? A real life; and do we even know what that means?
Can we live a real life; and know people outside machines?
Can we live a real life between the devil and the digital sea?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Omg this song is so fire! I Gta listen to this band more! But first
WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY
Gold armored stickman with a red cape
You have summoned the SOA abridged and Gildedguy community
I love this part: 0:49
I have been summoned by SAO abridged 🗿☕
Nice
"CAN WE HAVE A REAL LIFE" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That’s pretty good
its the life of the music: 0:49
Sale bro, the música was so good
gold vs slime fr
BRO IS GILDEDGUY VS BOG
I really love this part the 2:58
I am a Gildedguy fan
gilded guy vs bog
the reason. Is gildedguy. Give him shout outt
Same
same
Same
Same
Cool
That chorus is sick, but I find the verses lacking.
Translation: Go touch grass
Uh, how do the verses and the chorus relate??? The chorus is awesome and the verses link up pretty well melodically with the chorus, but the lyrics of the verse and the chorus... they don't really seem to mesh.
The versus and the chorus are both singing about internet addiction
Schooled by literal grass
this nigga was sliding
Hell naw who gave my g the n word pass
Wow didn't know lyrics were so stupid :D
Cool music tho
I think you mean badass
Generally when someone doesn't understand something, it makes THEM stupid, not the creator of the thing or the thing itself, but that's ok. If I actually cared, I'd be no better than you or the people they're talking about. Hope you reach a point where you take song lyrics less personally.