Tommy Wiseau has a YouTube gaming show and it is wild

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  • @parasitic.worm.
    @parasitic.worm. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5353

    When Tommy says "cooking an egg breakfast" I like to believe he was literally making breakfast for an egg.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      thats blessed

    • @rylanieviro3617
      @rylanieviro3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol interesting take, and everyone please. Tommy Wiseau from his gaming channel actually saw the video and commented down below. It has 199 likes right now! We need to get Kevin to see it!

    • @meaganchilds4458
      @meaganchilds4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You know, he probably was

    • @multilocolocolocloc1937
      @multilocolocolocloc1937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best comment I've read in years :D

    • @DoraG99
      @DoraG99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zack Luke If the egg’s in a high chair like I’m imagining it it becomes a thousand times funnier ahaha 😂

  • @toopink4death492
    @toopink4death492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5049

    I think Tommy was paid with acid instead of cash because he's more delirious in these videos than he was in films.

    • @Ravello1111111111111111111
      @Ravello1111111111111111111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      He got a good deal if thats true tbh

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      pretty sure that's legal currency

    • @rylanieviro3617
      @rylanieviro3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lol interesting take, and everyone please. Tommy Wiseau from his gaming channel actually saw the video and commented down below. It has 199 likes right now! We need to get Kevin to see it!

    • @semicolon2716
      @semicolon2716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He was paid in egg breakfasts

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Remember in the film they were using the best of like a hundred takes for each scene.

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8765

    Petition to change kevins outro to him sliding down a rail, returning to his home planet

  • @18ccase
    @18ccase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4380

    I went to a showing of the Room in Chicago. Tommy showed up to advertise his new series. The man showed up wearing three belts, each one a little lower than the last. The third belt was barely above his knees making it, very obviously, hard to walk. Tommy had brought a football and played catch with the crowd. He threw it to me, and when I threw it back, it bounced off his hands and hit him in the nuts. I hid behind someone when he yelled: "Young man come back! We can't end on that!" He threw me the ball again, I threw it back and he caught it. He walked up to me, shook my hand, and told me "Never Give Aaahp!", then went on to sell his line of underwear to the rest of the crowd. It's been over three years now and I still don't think I've properly processed this situation, but it was that day onward that I knew whatever Tommy released, I'd be buying haha

    • @cigan900
      @cigan900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      What a legend

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Well assuming you lived up to the standard of buying all his goods, how's the quality of his underwear line?

    • @GarranBrosnan
      @GarranBrosnan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Hahaha what a story Casey case (sorry couldn't resist)

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Never wash that hand.

    • @zonk4718
      @zonk4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Casey case with any other celebrity I’d call you out on bullshit, but with Tommy.... I totally believe you

  • @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag
    @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    I think that Tommy is not self aware,like he doesent acknowledge his existence.

    • @bluestarcmdr350
      @bluestarcmdr350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now I have found the official Nice Guy

    • @aja749
      @aja749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I wish I was like him and enjoyed life instead of being anxious and self hatred all the time.

    • @beastlygaming946
      @beastlygaming946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He doesn't exist

    • @pixwool
      @pixwool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He doesn’t even realise he exists

    • @vancleave100
      @vancleave100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aja749 anxiety sucks

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    "I am from the planet Earth."
    Oh please, you're not fooling anyone Tommy

    • @ilikebeans4668
      @ilikebeans4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s not from earth he’s from Poland

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @I like Beans Pretty sure he is Romanian... or at least the money he launders is from Romania.

    • @smilesiel
      @smilesiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joeavreg2254 nah, lad's polish

  • @auntchilada8635
    @auntchilada8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    "He survived? What a jerk."
    *Jim Pickens whenever one of his prisoners continues to live*

    • @ksD_Gadze
      @ksD_Gadze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      First name be like

    • @aldeambarasakti
      @aldeambarasakti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turg whenever the blue shell didn't kill whoever in the first place.

    • @leslieconduff2002
      @leslieconduff2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aunt Chilada nice

  • @primevalbecker1468
    @primevalbecker1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    Kevin and tommy wiseau seems like a perfect match for some reason

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I stan Kev and Tom ❦︎♡︎

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kevin x Tommy 100%, let's get this started. I bet there's already fan fic about it.

    • @rylanieviro3617
      @rylanieviro3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed, and everyone please. Tommy Wiseau from his gaming channel actually saw the video and commented down below. It has 17 likes right now! We need to get Kevin to see it!

    • @ballsackanderson6542
      @ballsackanderson6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turg vs Tommy Wiseau

    • @private755
      @private755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chaotic good meets chaotic evil 😍

  • @thatnick967
    @thatnick967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    "Are you the predator, or the prey?"
    "I'm the prey-er"
    Never change, Tommy...

    • @vancleave100
      @vancleave100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yep he makes his own option

    • @SethHisoka
      @SethHisoka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      im sorry but "are you the predator or the prey" "I AM THE PRAYER" is unintentionally metal as fuck

    • @papajohn5279
      @papajohn5279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SethHisoka Exactly. That would make a pretty badass movie line.

    • @mrneutral8423
      @mrneutral8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vancleave100 Haha, he carves his own route through life. Mere mortal choices concern him not.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    "I need to talk to this man it could be life changing"
    Somewhere, Tommy stumbled upon Kevin's videos and is now thinking the same thing.

    • @daybreaker5493
      @daybreaker5493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or if he did a video like thos about Kevin

    • @a_san_t
      @a_san_t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He did watch this video tho

    • @LaRavachole
      @LaRavachole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@a_san_t He just commented above lmao

  • @korosensei9376
    @korosensei9376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    "a little bit different" has become Kevin's catchphrase now

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ChrisDoesYT you should be PUN-ished for that

    • @thewildfae8603
      @thewildfae8603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he called us out for asking about it xD

    • @missmiracle4515
      @missmiracle4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KORO SENSEI!!!!!!!!! I didn't know you liked kevin!!!!!!

    • @LLT8
      @LLT8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was also the phrase which Medieval Europeans used when they get married to someone other than their cousin.

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LLT8 something something roll tide

  • @Screeech
    @Screeech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    Tommy Wiseau looks like he could be a Kevin custom character tbh

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      How do we know he wasn't created by Kevin?

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Xehanort10 how do we know that we weren't all created by Kevin?

    • @livingcheese2910
      @livingcheese2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@kindakyana2372 Because Jim Pickens would have already killed us.

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@livingcheese2910 hm. Touche.

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jim Pickens has nothing on Tommy

  • @19Sakurachan92
    @19Sakurachan92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    "Try a different move"
    "NO SHUT UP HE'S DOING WELL"
    Kevin we need you teaching us how to play games, thank you very much.

    • @thelegion4698
      @thelegion4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      normies: NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE ONE MOOOOOVE ITS A COMBO ATTACKING FIGHTER GGAAAAAAMMMMEEE
      kevin: hehe funnie man is slippery snake and snake punch u.

    • @Haydn3560
      @Haydn3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes

    • @Haydn3560
      @Haydn3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now it's 669 likes lol

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thelegion4698 I spam the same move because it works

    • @jaxmorris6865
      @jaxmorris6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Astrid_Disastrid imagine him as a coach at any type of martial arts competition

  • @cinnamonsparrowdesigns
    @cinnamonsparrowdesigns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Kevin crushing on Tommy the whole time was kinda adorable. I'd love it they'd collaborate on a video. I don't think even Kevin could keep up with his wackiness though haha

  • @merlin5523
    @merlin5523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    "I am Chinese like a rice"-Tommy Wiseau

    • @cigan900
      @cigan900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Wise words

    • @MrBigCookieCrumble
      @MrBigCookieCrumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@cigan900 Wiseau words indeed

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@cigan900 Can't spell his name without "wise"

    • @cigan900
      @cigan900 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He apparently hates the French too but let's be real, who doesn't.

  • @hellobeee
    @hellobeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    "C'mon little lesbian" is now my favorite quote ever

    • @marcinrybinski4423
      @marcinrybinski4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Timestamp?

    • @johannes1653
      @johannes1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@marcinrybinski4423 2:23

    • @DJ_Mooster
      @DJ_Mooster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Fuck I'm crying from that

    • @Rogeroger50
      @Rogeroger50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read that as lil Sebastian

    • @DracoRothschild
      @DracoRothschild 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I read that when he said it

  • @gizmoray721
    @gizmoray721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    iJustine: 'Dies from blood loss of having arms ripped off'
    Tommy: *j o y f u l c h r i s t m a s*

    • @jenreii
      @jenreii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      a very Kevin thing to do honestly

    • @_Eric._
      @_Eric._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Blood ross?

    • @Maruwyn
      @Maruwyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Blood Ross? Is that like Bob Ross' gangster brother?

    • @thedrizzle899
      @thedrizzle899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Clearly this commenter is Asian, he meant loss and yall know it. Racist ass spoons.

    • @yeettheheat2684
      @yeettheheat2684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedrizzle899 why Asian?

  • @vitothefrog6558
    @vitothefrog6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Kevin’s “little bit different” videos are like finding seashells on the beach.
    It’s unsurprising, but exciting to find all the same.

    • @cinnamonsparrowdesigns
      @cinnamonsparrowdesigns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My mind immediately went to finding shells on my Animal Crossing beach haha

  • @ImmortalGoblin.01
    @ImmortalGoblin.01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    “He’s alive what a jerk” -Jim Pickens to anyone who doesn’t die from air

  • @jones4106
    @jones4106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I'll be honest, when Kevin first explained the concept I was thinking that Tommy wouldn't actually be playing the games, he'd just be pretending to play them over recorded footage of someone else's game play with more skill... But nah, that was all him. The only thing that was suspect was the Justine episode because I feel like it was written into the script for her to lose. Also fuckin love the ending bit.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Justine must have been like "oh cool a show with Tommy Wiseau" and then upon watching an episode have switched to "oh no a show with Tommy Wuseau".

    • @cloudsteele1989
      @cloudsteele1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was most likely win/lose= Prize.

  • @mahgertju234
    @mahgertju234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    Maybe I’m overthinking but: “I’m the Prayer” sounds kinda poetic

    • @luigivercotti6410
      @luigivercotti6410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @merijn bekkers I'd live on it

    • @pogchamp9786
      @pogchamp9786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Smooth jazz

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s me in church

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or maybe it's just a stupid fucking pun.
      Who knows.

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In any case; I loved the immediate; deadpan response 😆

  • @MrUsername85
    @MrUsername85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Tommy's movement and way of speaking is straight from the sims

    • @thelegion4698
      @thelegion4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Oohh haha I get it, is jusst wind. I like spin."

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Half the time it feels like Kevin is replacing his voice with a sims

  • @lyndseyclark9067
    @lyndseyclark9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    I still don’t know how Tommy Wiseau is a real person.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      His not his the alien playing the part of the human in the show, the other guys in a costume

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just farted

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He isn't a real person, that would be me.

    • @purplepickle6921
      @purplepickle6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hes a fucking scp

    • @TheKrysYeah
      @TheKrysYeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's more of a Kevin's custom character

  • @BloodyEmpire
    @BloodyEmpire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Twisted Trio: A movie starring Neil Breen, Tommy Wiseau, and Kevin. I would absolutely help fund that.

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It doesn't work linguistically though.
      "Twisted pair" refers to a very common type of network cable (Ethernet network cables are usually twisted pair) they help devices that aren't the same talk to each other.
      "Twisted trio" would just be a play on twisted pair, and lose what Noel Breen thought made it clever in the first place.
      Whether or not that's good, is obviously arguable.

    • @quentinh2
      @quentinh2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      please dont, my last remaining braincells wont be able to comprehend that.

    • @lacerda6804
      @lacerda6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would agree to fund that, but I can only feel compassion for Kevin and ask that he be removed because Jesus Christ, Wiseau and Breen are fucking weird and cringey.

    • @turtle6648
      @turtle6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lacerda6804 leave

    • @quentinh2
      @quentinh2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lacerda6804 jim pickens frowns upon thee

  • @KimonoSuki
    @KimonoSuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "come on you little lesbian" absolutely slayed me

    • @andreacapra5645
      @andreacapra5645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol, me too. I want to keep a sound bite of that in case I ever make a gaming channel.

  • @RealMichaelJJordan
    @RealMichaelJJordan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Tommy was ahead of his time with the “celebrity gaming show” then years later every famous person was a “gamer”.

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like if this series were released in current times it would be a viral sensation.

    • @acid3129
      @acid3129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cough cough... Jack Black...... Cough cough

    • @countclamface
      @countclamface 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now he just has to be on the ellen show

  • @Arkasha-Z
    @Arkasha-Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This guy is like my grandpa when I let him play Red Dead Redemption 2. He had no idea what was going on, but he was having so much fun running around and dying. Then whenever he would respawn he would be like: "But I thought it said he died!"

    • @a_san_t
      @a_san_t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thats wholesome man

  • @Bogfrog1
    @Bogfrog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    This show was just a response for everyone calling Tommy an alien

    • @callumfinlayson-palmer8393
      @callumfinlayson-palmer8393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mabey he is vampire

    • @iwong3357
      @iwong3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 Well, he is clearly ageless.

    • @jeremiahfalck3496
      @jeremiahfalck3496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 I under stood that reference

  • @bptnmrphy3991
    @bptnmrphy3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I need someone to put together all the clips of him falling through that tube

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Oh, I'm dying now" No, Tommy, I'm the one who is dying, you absolute gem.

  • @alrazzahussein1691
    @alrazzahussein1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "I’m dying now" - Tommy
    Truly, words to live by

  • @jackbudi
    @jackbudi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Ah yes a cult classic.
    It has a cult following just like Kevin.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No, this isn't a cult! This is just a very friendly, completely normal group

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@IamaPERSON "good, I think they won't notice"

    • @trumpet12345
      @trumpet12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well as usual - I'm out of the loop. The one serial killer and the brad pitt version of the guy were more memorable to me. (insert niche Tommy W meme and imply the above was about Kevin)

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The room is genuinely a cult classic film. Albeit ironically.

    • @rylanieviro3617
      @rylanieviro3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, and everyone please. Tommy Wiseau from his gaming channel actually saw the video and commented down below. It has 84 likes right now! We need to get Kevin to see it!

  • @daisyksx
    @daisyksx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    conspiracy theory: tommy wiseau IS kevin’s dad

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@AxxLAfriku Dude I've seen you somewhere else and lemme tell you straight to the point. We. Do. Not. Give. 0 fucks. Thanks for understanding! :)

    • @terrminus532
      @terrminus532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is such a good meme even if it may or may not be true

    • @sacredbeast6880
      @sacredbeast6880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kindakyana2372 ikr haha what a pathetic being

    • @daisyksx
      @daisyksx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AxxL i just wanna know who the hell dianan is

    • @stormsnake1017
      @stormsnake1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean he does look like a drunk seagull...

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    When you see someone confuse Kevin, that's where the quality resides.

  • @altosaxguy94
    @altosaxguy94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I met Tommy last November in Indianapolis. I went to a showing of THE ROOM in Columbus at midnight Saturday and drove 3 hours to see Tommy Sunday night. Tommy showed up an hour and a half late. When I finally got to meet him, he tried to push us through and get the line moving. I stopped him to say I how far I drove to see him. He said "did you like movie?" I said of course. He said "let's do the selfie thing". So the gist of this story is that I have a selfie of my brother and I with a particularly sweaty Tommy Wiseau.

    • @WhitekidCvsual
      @WhitekidCvsual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That photo better be framed on every wall in your house

    • @ShreyasTripathy93
      @ShreyasTripathy93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WhitekidCvsual Don't you mean, "on every wall in The Room"? :P

    • @WhitekidCvsual
      @WhitekidCvsual 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShreyasTripathy93 110% haha

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I saw "Tommy Wiseau" and "Call Me Kevin" at the same time and instantly knew this was going to be a legendary mashup

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I did nawt sacrifice her, I did naht. Oh hai, Jim."

  • @TheClarkChannel
    @TheClarkChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    iJustine is the last person I would have expected to collaborate with the great Tommy Wiseau

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol in retrospect, "iJustine" is such a 2007 username 😂

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's been 10 years since I last thought about her.

    • @alissageearr708
      @alissageearr708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is she and what did she do? She looks familiar...

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alissa GeeArr Think she was just a fairly popular vlogger and lets player.

    • @aaronhurst4379
      @aaronhurst4379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hedgehog3180 She still vlogs now

  • @shushismasher7497
    @shushismasher7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Bro dont laugh, this dude missed his egg breakfast, thats fucked up.

    • @Somebodyelse141
      @Somebodyelse141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, eggs taste terrible reheated. He's gonna have to start over

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did he get to turn his eggs off?

    • @shushismasher7497
      @shushismasher7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 Bro I dont know but lowkey praying.

    • @Kilojoules
      @Kilojoules 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're laughing. My boy missed his egg breakfast and you're laughing.

    • @Kilojoules
      @Kilojoules 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're laughing. My boy missed his egg breakfast and you're laughing.

  • @ZZ10000
    @ZZ10000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    tommy talks like he's constantly having a stroke

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Looking at the amount of redbull he consumes every day at his age, he probably does

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      let's be real, his entire brain must be a blood clot by now

    • @littleboy129
      @littleboy129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ZZ1000000 he has a brain injury, undiagnosed

    • @IntiArtDesigns
      @IntiArtDesigns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@littleboy129 Yeah it was a car accident, i believe. He may not have always been like this.

    • @cloudsteele1989
      @cloudsteele1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@IntiArtDesigns My friend was in a comma for 9 months after a car accident. He is similar and cannot read or write.

  • @zednoma8036
    @zednoma8036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    New theory: the ship has led paint and is melting Tommy's brain every time he comes back

  • @bradenstewart6270
    @bradenstewart6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I think I would like to see Kevin play a Dungeon and Dragons campaign one day. His character creation would be legendary.

    • @zoid5911
      @zoid5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kevin the bard!

    • @stacistasis5199
      @stacistasis5199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg yes

    • @sneeky7937
      @sneeky7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I can only imagine the beauty that Kevin would bring to D&D

    • @deathtaall
      @deathtaall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      get the fellow Irish lads and you've got something i'd do whatever it takes to watch

    • @zoid5911
      @zoid5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG YES

  • @erinkelley7101
    @erinkelley7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Me, trying to accomplish literally the bare minimum of human functionality: C'mon, little lesbian

    • @18booma
      @18booma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If a cute girl trash talked me like that in game, I would be hooked tbh.

    • @spam1729
      @spam1729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@18booma simp

    • @18booma
      @18booma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@spam1729 "C'mon little simp" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

  • @blumpet6250
    @blumpet6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    The moment kevin said "yas queen"
    my soul left me.

    • @SfeerVerneuker
      @SfeerVerneuker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now I want to know if he's gay😅

    • @bodnachuk877
      @bodnachuk877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's the third time he said it... Not that I'm counting

    • @Elm04
      @Elm04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas Bodnachuk When were the two other times?

    • @bodnachuk877
      @bodnachuk877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Elm04 can't say for certain cause I watch everything he does but it was in the last two months

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SfeerVerneuker he had/has a gf

  • @nani_tf
    @nani_tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Are you the predator or the prey?”
    A Tommy Wise-au:
    “I’m the preyer”

  • @yee5074
    @yee5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    5:12 petition to kevin to use that as a death sound in the sims

  • @thecrudeviking7830
    @thecrudeviking7830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    day 48 of quarantine: callmekevin dvd stands are everywhere now

  • @cinnastag
    @cinnastag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Tommy playing Mortal Kombat: "They did naht hit me, they did naht"
    I think the aliens gave him some heavy drugs before he was put on stage.
    Also, him just looking around his character: "I like spin"

    • @MyFairDinkum
      @MyFairDinkum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did naht hit her!

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did you put 3 comments in one?

    • @cinnastag
      @cinnastag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SnoppleWopple Combining my comments creates the funny effect of having differing replies that would end up confusing me until I check back and then have a good chuckle

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cinnastag ok???????????????

    • @thelegion4698
      @thelegion4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SnoppleWopple Ok??????????????????????

  • @LifeInAConcreteBox
    @LifeInAConcreteBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I love how everyone who's ever watched Tommy is just as creeped out by him as they are protective of him.

    • @ScaraGucci
      @ScaraGucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is actually true.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I haven't. But I want to watch the Room since everyone talks about it

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trey Walker Watch it. It’s the greatest cinematic experience ever, far better than Endgame.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I ever met him I'd want a spray bottle just in case but also just to see how he'd react.

  • @habitsrabbit
    @habitsrabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm so glad the Tommy Wi-show is getting some recognition. I remember watching the Dark Souls episode when Dark Souls 2 came out. And I started laughing my ass off seeing him try to play Dark Souls.

  • @butterytomatoes747
    @butterytomatoes747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He sounds like a toddler when he’s speaking i love him

  • @ChkthDeats
    @ChkthDeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Tommy somehow fails to communicate by standard means of a high-five, and he's still better on camera with women than Vin Diesel.

    • @batterybroken
      @batterybroken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Deatle's Teakettles OOF (true tho, but just barely)

  • @liakz416
    @liakz416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "How good are you at videogames?"
    Tommy: *Yes*

  • @nathannewport7774
    @nathannewport7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    nobody:
    Tommy Wiseau: mMmm

  • @thursdaysdaughter
    @thursdaysdaughter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To be honest I'm completely entertained when you do these breaks from gaming videos. Please continue to work them in! I never would've seen this masterpiece of a show if you hadn't.

  • @schwiftybrmorrison7271
    @schwiftybrmorrison7271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Kevin: I NEED to talk to him
    Kevin's "Friends": ON IT

  • @ritenac6770
    @ritenac6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    ‘He survived? What a jerk’
    Maybe Tommy really is Kevin’s dad

  • @Gooner333333333
    @Gooner333333333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    6:31 R.I.P to the person who writes the subtitles for that

  • @lolneko
    @lolneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "This is not my house!" the last thing a sim says before he gets enslaved by Jim

  • @LWLProductions
    @LWLProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t know how to categorize Tommy but I know that he melts my heart when I hear about him. Tommy should get an editor and become a content creator. Doesn’t even matter what he does!

  • @spit_milk
    @spit_milk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I didn't realize until this moment that a Tommy Wiseau and CallMeKevin collaboration is exactly what I need in my life.

  • @GhostJr842
    @GhostJr842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Tommy is Turg's father. Everything makes sense now

    • @samaroonii
      @samaroonii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @matt. They're brothers, duh xD

  • @biiianciii888
    @biiianciii888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how Kevin absolutely loses it when he sees the outro every. single. time

  • @Dylan_6469
    @Dylan_6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I can not believe I had to hear “Move like a bee sting like a, uhh, bee” again.

  • @thatguymork
    @thatguymork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:35 "When CORNED by the Tommy"
    The irony of this typo is legendary

  • @TombRaider666
    @TombRaider666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    ''He's impressed by the menu" I AM CRYING lmao

  • @helena.lawenda
    @helena.lawenda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    The last time I got this early, Urp was still alive

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh man remember urp?

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When did Urp even die?

    • @nadeen3157
      @nadeen3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Roozyj well we didn't see him die but I'm pretty sure it's been a LONG time ingame so..... let's hope he managed to have as many kids as possible before he passed

    • @coolfox3339
      @coolfox3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think Kevin mentioned him dying in one of his sims episodes

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Urp: 😰✋
      Turg: 😍👉

  • @johnwayne2898
    @johnwayne2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Let's start a Go Fund Me to have Kevin partner with Tommy Wiseau
    (I sadly can't though, so I would really appreciate it if someone else would do it)

    • @devilslotus4351
      @devilslotus4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone please fulfill this man's wish

    • @johnwayne2898
      @johnwayne2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@devilslotus4351 Thank you Unresolved, I legitimately want Kevin to collaborate with Tommy

    • @SuperAmericanism
      @SuperAmericanism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What would a GoFundMe do exactly?

    • @johnwayne2898
      @johnwayne2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SuperAmericanism Raise money for Kevin and Tommy so they could collaborate and work together.

    • @fozza1051
      @fozza1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnwayne2898 I don't think money is a problem

  • @kellyrose3435
    @kellyrose3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    this video should really be called: kevin laughing at a channel that does exactly what he does

  • @purple_toaster7920
    @purple_toaster7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Tommy said "Human always consrate, you didn't know? They have a game inside they head." damn I felt that 👌😤😤

  • @scrubadubdub9992
    @scrubadubdub9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I think these games are “tearing him apart”.

  • @karlaflow
    @karlaflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “Move like a bee sting like a uhhh bee” is an underrated callmekevin moment, way better than b- b- bore r- I can’t even say it

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BORE RAGNAROK

    • @PanchinoElixir
      @PanchinoElixir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@panicattack8284 It's from his bully playthough where the boxing matches glitched and would play that audio over and over the whole time

    • @karlaflow
      @karlaflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smotan yeah it is, and it’s amazing

    • @karlaflow
      @karlaflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas Maldonado yeah that’s what I meant, it’s a callback to a great moment in the channel

  • @AmyAnnLand
    @AmyAnnLand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Crazy how Machinima just deleted all the videos out of nowhere a few years ago. I would've liked to see your old ones on there. (Edit: spelling).

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Is there any way to find the old vids?

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only close thing we have is his old videos on here

    • @Zoe.m.
      @Zoe.m. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bummer it's not on archive.org I've found other machinima series like Battlefield Friends on there.

    • @AmyAnnLand
      @AmyAnnLand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zoe.m. I forgot to mention that I tried that too. Darn. Thank you for checking though.

    • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
      @chimblemasterofchimney4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zoe.m. They deleted Battlefield Friends?!

  • @saaaaaame
    @saaaaaame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I would unironically buy a Call Me Kevin DVD

  • @warfour1261
    @warfour1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Kevin I’m a member and I’ve been a member for two days and it’s been great having this green s next to my name

    • @danieladaskalova4785
      @danieladaskalova4785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's yellow

    • @warfour1261
      @warfour1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniela Daskalova um have a look at how old the comment is... it changes every few months

  • @mikeg6285
    @mikeg6285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When he said "ahhhhhhhh ooooooooo. I like spin" i felt that

  • @Lovegood394
    @Lovegood394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I need more of Kevin saying “yaaass queen” in my life

  • @koshrai7080
    @koshrai7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    He’s like a discount Ozzy Osbourne but in a good way!

    • @MrTaktic121
      @MrTaktic121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mix with willam defo

  • @firewalk27
    @firewalk27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Shout out to Kevin and his uploads being one of the few things that are helping me get thru this quarantine. Love ya Kev.

  • @ChaosChanneler
    @ChaosChanneler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The part where I Justine died after having her arms ripped off was shocking and unexpected and I was not anticipating this and for that I thank you Kevin for showing me this :D

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Tommy looks like his human costume is causing him /constant/, unending pain.
    Also, is there a legit way to have Kevin’s dream come true? Like, if I knew Tommy, I would absolutely make this happen; TH-cam, do your thing!

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he has a Twitter, you could DM him or @ him

  • @victorial9772
    @victorial9772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kevin’s laugh is getting me through this quarantine hahahaha

  • @dennysoto1236
    @dennysoto1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Every time a sound came out of Tommy's mouth, my IQ went down by purple 😂

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's funny because you can't even blue.

  • @ChloeVilar
    @ChloeVilar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this man, I really really hope you get to do a video with him, that video would be GOLD but also, you might want to start desensitizing yourself to the prospect so that you don't get TOO starstruck, I mean... He is understanding and would relate to you a charming anecdotal tale of the time he was cooking an egg breakfast to try to calm your nerves. If more people were like Tommy Wiseau there'd be less war... mostly because those fighting the war wouldn't know which part of the gun makes it shoot... but still less war!

  • @DRChupacabrah
    @DRChupacabrah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "high five!"
    (hisses and cobra strikes palm)

  • @KarlMaxLive
    @KarlMaxLive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    your videos light up my quarantine so much, thank you kev :)

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    part of me wants you to rename your channel to CallMeMark so I can say "oh hi mark" after you you say "hey there friends".

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "I did naht hit hurr, I did naht!"

    • @MrMiddleWick
      @MrMiddleWick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what a m**k

  • @RichardHeiney
    @RichardHeiney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You need to start a new show called "Call Me Kevin Wiseau" starring you and Tommy... like now... go on... we're waiting

  • @davisbowe8668
    @davisbowe8668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin and Tommy Wiseau is a collaboration I never knew I wanted until now. Someone needs to make this happen!

  • @PsychothicFlare1
    @PsychothicFlare1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmfao he's like that one drunk uncle at the family barbecues that everyone just loves.

  • @thelegion4698
    @thelegion4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I like to imagine Tommy doing a mirror video of this right now, just like "Mwa ah uh zuh gh dghoes Even Turg meeaaaiiian, it's not like a luh, uh letter or something"

  • @novisnovis
    @novisnovis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The more videos I watch, the more... I feel like Kevin isn't telling us something about him and Tommy

  • @fastpickle32
    @fastpickle32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "move like a bee, sting like a uhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

  • @rainbowcritter3904
    @rainbowcritter3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Are you the predator? Or the prey?"
    "I'm the prayer."

  • @Fjarlock
    @Fjarlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    kevin saying "yas queen" has made my day

  • @ellieclayton1953
    @ellieclayton1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Day 5 of asking Kevin to play Gmod Murder with the Irish squad.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just say gmod, every game is murder when Kevin plays it.

    • @ellieclayton1953
      @ellieclayton1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@qzeq 'Gmod Murder, but everyone always assumes I'm the murderer'

    • @a.dmccormack9097
      @a.dmccormack9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gmod murder but I try a pacifist run.

  • @noahb8997
    @noahb8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Tommy acts like he is your neighbor’s 2 year old kid

  • @Veronica_Sawyer
    @Veronica_Sawyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “A little bit different” is now part of his intro lol 😂

  • @KevBuc1993
    @KevBuc1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dang, I really waited for you to mimik his outro at the end! :D

  • @bollweval
    @bollweval 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never knew that I needed anything in my life this much. Thank you Kevin

  • @SJ-yu5zk
    @SJ-yu5zk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "...you're just lucky that no one has seen it"...Kevin says, exposing iJustine's darkest secret