First, he wasted them on the rabbit targets then wastes them on shooting Iron Man and getting everyone to be quiet and runs out when he tries to shoot the Were-Rabbit.
Hawk you have outdone yourself holy shit dude, this got me dead on the floor from laughing xD "That'll be 25k." "Dammit" "We take check or cash" "Never believed you cost so much..." "Well yes..." "That is too much!" "Well... The rabbit is your problem then!
@@cheatsykoopa98 The little b*tches can still eat grass, eating cultivated vegetables is their cheat code to life, their perfectly capable without sponging off us. I'm a little drunk, I'm not usually this hostile towards rabbits.
Well well CGrayzer, didn't expect to see you here, but I guess it makes sense; you seem to be a fan of Wallace & Gromit, both the original films and YTPs of them (including your own)
@@coryparrish525 Dude, I asked to a guy about if TP Link is a furry, and the answer is yes....😂😂😭😭😭 I mean, that shapeshifter boi is the one who accelerates my transformation into one... and Midna is just there to seduce Link..... I mean, Wolf Link.... (does she also do that to Hylian Link?)
@@linkfreeman1998 Dude, she's just a cute and funny imp. Also one of the few actually helpful sidekicks. Part of why I like her. Whaddya mean seduce wolf link?
3:46 Watch how the nutribullet completely breaks everything down. Even the rabbits have been completely broken down, creating a smooth, delicious nutrient packed smoothie.
Wallace's business habits remind me of how private firefighters used to pull up, then refuse to put out the fire until they'd been paid. This YTP is a home run, every joke where you twist the characters' motivations is terrific! Also it's a small joke, but I love that Space Jam gag for how unexpected but perfect it was.
Well honestly the mob is just gonna mug or beat their payment out of you. And the insurance is sending you straight to jail for dodging So, if the privet workers just refused to do their job till payed. Thats fair as hell, just sucks when you couldnt pay cuz of the circumstance
Tweedy: Put. The tree. DOWN! (Swings axe) Tweedy: You are going to be a pie! Wallace: Me?! Victor: There’s no mercy with Victor Quartermain! (Punches tweedy)
(Mrs. Tweedy collapse and the axe flies away.) Wallace: Thanks, your lordship. (Axe fly’s back towards Wallace almost decapitating him) Woah! Victor: (vigorously spits at Wallace 8:07) Naynaynaya
This is easily one of the smoothest edited TH-cam poops I have ever seen. The sentences made with clean cuts of parts of their actual lines makes it so much funier, especially getting them to say stuff like "give me 25 grand". Super well done! Excited to see what else you come up with.
Wallace: We take check or cash. Old Guy: Never believe you'd cost so much. Wallace: Oh, yes. Old Guy: That is still mutch. Wallace: Well the rabbit is your problem then. *"Releases the rabbit"* Rabbit: *"Try's to steal the pumkin from old lady"* Wallace: *"Get's in the car"* Wallace: Hahahaha sucker. *"Drives away"*
**Giant mallet tries to smack Wallace to the first floor** **Gromit pulls the lever 7 more times and the mallet still smack Wallace 7 more times** I'm stuck
@AT Productions No no, sequels. Ok maybe some things about the prequels which, varies in many many things, that includes the script and CGI. And as for the sequels, well, The Force Awakens is kinda spared since it did start off good, sure a copy of a New hope but, still good. MAYBE The Last Jedi, it was bad, but it was not THAT bad. But The Rise Of Skywalker? **ppffffftt**
Wallace knows how to invent ridiculous things, but he lacks the wisdom to be careful. So practically all of his inventions, except for the ones he’s used for a long time, are completely un failsafe, and definitely not fool proof.
Wallace charging 25 or over 600 grand is ludicrous and all he does is give the rabbits back to them cause they won't accept the price. It's funny, that i love it!
The most important event of the year is the most important event of the year. Legends has it that this ancient wisdom was one of the things that helped us go from cavemen to what we are now
Wallace and Gromit asking 25 grand for catching a rabbit is the most uncharacteristic thing they could have done and I absolutely love it.
“Haha suffer”
Michael from Vsauce told them to do it
Guess who’s back
Back again
Alpha’s back
With Wallace
"I had no idea it'd be so much. I won't pay it."
"Well, that's all right, we can just put it right back in the room."
"We certainly can Dr. Venkman."
I wasn't expecting that hahaha
"Well, the rabbit is your problem then"
- Wallace
If you can't pay Anti Pesto, then they will pay you back with Rabbits
"Well, the rabbits are your problem then."
- Wallace
@@mysteriousowen5205 lol, yeah
@@alphagojira5647 yup
I miss the part where that my problems.
“And for our sins, Darth Sidious has been sent to punch us all”
*"Execute Order 66"*
The actor sounds eerily akin to Ian McDiarmid
@@innertuber4049 which makes it even more hilarious 😂
Repent! Lest you feel the wrath of David Lee Roth
The Rise of Skywalker in a nutshell.
I love the concept of Victor constantly running out of gold bullets because he keeps wasting them
Vicar I need more gold bullets
@@twistedshadows9571 they don’t come cheap you know
@mrcritical6751 Ohhhhh pottyy pooo!!!
11:32
First, he wasted them on the rabbit targets then wastes them on shooting Iron Man and getting everyone to be quiet and runs out when he tries to shoot the Were-Rabbit.
The absolute SASS of Grommit flipping the switch and sitting back to watch Wallace get brainwashed 😂
“The world would be different if AlpacaHawk had not discovered Wallace and Gromit. 10/10” - IGN
It has a little something for everyone!
Really makes you feel like Wallace and Gromit.
Morpheous: You have the eyes of a rabbit
Supersonic Tumbleweed Ironically this is the truth
You have 666 likes, I don’t wanna ruin it
1:28 this may be the best sentence mixing sequence I've seen in a YTP in a while
Not exactly a YTP but have you seen 'Dr.Cortex makes an announcement'? Peak sentence mixing.
If you liked this, “Make Cake Bake” by DaThings has some really great mixing as well
@@Danchamp07 Okay, wow. That was _way_ better than I was anticipating
@@HOTD108_ Here ya go
th-cam.com/video/zg6IDe7uILI/w-d-xo.html
hahahahaaa sucka!
Hawk you have outdone yourself holy shit dude, this got me dead on the floor from laughing xD
"That'll be 25k."
"Dammit"
"We take check or cash"
"Never believed you cost so much..."
"Well yes..."
"That is too much!"
"Well... The rabbit is your problem then!
"ha ha ha Haaaaa, sucka!"
'You suck, Anti-Pesto,'
My fav part
7:51 this is the funniest thing in existence
Man you must have really low standards. Dude puts an edit every second and thinks it's funny.
9:30 I love how perfectly smooth that transition is. This YTP is of great quality, both in jokes and in editing.
7:18 I like the way Victor's facial animations are matched up to the song. ;D
“Your hungry, take what you like”
*Symbiote takes Eddie*
“MERCY”
@@daboyz2374
69th like
@@daboyz2374 *venom eats the vicar's cucumbers*
Ha, Phrasing.
(Faints)
_It's ridiculous how ominous Wallace sounds right before he releases the rabbit back into the pumpkin patch._
The rabbit is your problem then
Can we talk about how if Wallace's plan succeeded, the rabbits would just starve to death?
wouldn't they eat cheese?
@@cheatsykoopa98 Nope, that was never part of the conditioning. The weird hybrid rabbit liked cheese because of the accident.
I saw the film again for the previous YTP and was wondering the same thing
He was telling them not to eat vegetables - they could still eat grass.
@@cheatsykoopa98 The little b*tches can still eat grass, eating cultivated vegetables is their cheat code to life, their perfectly capable without sponging off us.
I'm a little drunk, I'm not usually this hostile towards rabbits.
"Vicar, I need more gold bullets!"
- Victor
They don’t come cheap you know…
7:49-8:02 This is such a well-edited sequence. If I hadn't watched the actual movie, I would've though it was an actual scene from it.
He mixed With Scenes From "Chicken Run"
@@SakuraCrusader Yea, I know. It's still really well edited.
What about The Pirates Band of Misfits and Early Man in an ultimate Aardman crossover
Nope.
@@abrahamcortina2171 3:10 why did elvis said no in slow motion did they use a slow motion camera
"And for our sins, Darth Sidious has been sent to punch us all!"
Really good sentence mixing there!
Don't you mean...
Chancellor Plastercine?
It's even funnier considering he's been reading Star Wars books
.... don’t you mean darth wallace?
Yeah, with his UNLIMITED POWER!
"Oh, you're hungry! Take what you like. The burgers are better at Hungry Jack's after all!"
Does this mean AlpacaHawk’s an Aussie?
@@megaspudjasny Confirmed Strayan
@@megaspudjasny Very possible
Ronald McDonald runs in screaming.
@@megaspudjasny I asked myself the same question
"A bullet made of pure bullet!"
😂😂
That's 65% more bullet per bullet!
*H M M M Y E S*
*This bullet is made of bullet*
I knew that joke was coming but I still laughed, lol
@@jurassickaiju14 Second only to the infamous power of LEMONS
24
C A R R O T
7:28 the inclusion of that guy from Hoodwinked is...wonderful.
Kirk the woodsman
even the smallest reference are satisfied
The Schnitzelman!
2:48, the Gromit eyeroll is perfect lol. And Victor having bullet issues is so funny
Victor saves Wallace from being made a pie and proceeds to viciously spit on him. I love it.
Of course he did. After all, there's no mercy with Victir Quartermain
Probably because he wanted to kill him first lol
10:08 he didn’t have to change the joke cause it was already freaking hilarious.
Gave it that little extra oomph it needed 😂
…I just got the pun there.
😂
Was the sound at the end a reference to something?
@@parkergreen2704 It's Thomas the Tank Engine!
"A bullet of pure bullet"
That's 65 percent more bullet, per bullet
Edit: Never got 1000 likes before wow thank you all so much!!!
We fire the whole thing!
I knew I'd find this comment if I kept scrolling!
Is it more powerful than punching through air tho?
This is the same bullet we have been using on James Bond for decades!
Scares the hell out of him.
Now you might be wondering, how do we fit all those bullets into a turret? Like this.
*just pours them in*
11:28 is literally my favorite line in the whole movie... "VICAR I NEED MORE GOLD BULLETS!!!"
They don't come cheap, you know
8:53 the secret knock for more gold bullets
I N E E D M O R E G O L D B U L L E T S
10:23 11:08 11:30
“Put the tree down!”
“You are going to be a pie!”
“Who me?”
there’s no mercy with Victor Quartarmaine
Oh, your lordship
7:58, Victor Quartermain is a true advocate of gender equality.
Dudes a Zebra
Equal rights, means equal fights 😂😂🤷♂️
He's not afraid of beating the snot out of both genders. We should all be like Victor.
Well if a woman tries to murder me I would fight back without hesitation
He shows no mercy to man nor woman
Victor Quartermaine
7:27
Hoodwinked YTP in the future??
Veekz please!
YES
@@lotuselise8348
Alpaca would do that perfectly
"Uh huh, sure."
"The most important event of the year, is the most important event of the year."
*WHAT?*
it annoys me that this is a valid sentence in the English language.
Well well CGrayzer, didn't expect to see you here, but I guess it makes sense; you seem to be a fan of Wallace & Gromit, both the original films and YTPs of them (including your own)
r/technicallythetruth
@@Octo_0687 ( I was gonna type that XD )
It's as valid as a bullet of pure bullet
4:57- I feel like I’ve got real brain damage!
I cannot stop laughing at that.
7:50 damn that mix up with chicken run was very good!
Fitting since Wallace And Gromit and Chicken Run take place in the same universe in that Google Meet Christmas commercial that Aardman made.
Wallace becomes a Furry whilst Darth Sidious murders a town
The very first time ever I interested in furries...... and the game Zelda Twilight Princess just fookin' completed it.
@@linkfreeman1998 Why furries? Midna was the real hottie.😁
@@coryparrish525 Dude, I asked to a guy about if TP Link is a furry, and the answer is yes....😂😂😭😭😭 I mean, that shapeshifter boi is the one who accelerates my transformation into one... and Midna is just there to seduce Link..... I mean, Wolf Link.... (does she also do that to Hylian Link?)
@@linkfreeman1998 Dude, she's just a cute and funny imp. Also one of the few actually helpful sidekicks. Part of why I like her. Whaddya mean seduce wolf link?
@@coryparrish525 idk mate. Maybe like, petting Link? 😂
"Even the *rabbits* are broken down into a nutrition packed smoothy."
Can't wait till those smoothies hit the shelves ngl
That’s Wallace’s next big business venture
100th like
@@mrcritical6751 it’s a trade secret tho
@@Swagmaster1102 yeah he’s gonna sell off the rabbit smoothies as a health drink brand, and thus Innocent smoothies were born
*C H E E S E*
A bullet!
XD
@@01oo011 A bullet?
Yes
🅐 🅑🅤🅛🅛🅔🅣
3:46 Watch how the nutribullet completely breaks everything down. Even the rabbits have been completely broken down, creating a smooth, delicious nutrient packed smoothie.
The fact that YTPs like this are still being made in 2020 makes me happy, for some reason.
Wallace's business habits remind me of how private firefighters used to pull up, then refuse to put out the fire until they'd been paid.
This YTP is a home run, every joke where you twist the characters' motivations is terrific!
Also it's a small joke, but I love that Space Jam gag for how unexpected but perfect it was.
Well honestly the mob is just gonna mug or beat their payment out of you. And the insurance is sending you straight to jail for dodging
So, if the privet workers just refused to do their job till payed.
Thats fair as hell, just sucks when you couldnt pay cuz of the circumstance
This is actually more or less a myth. But this edit was brilliant
7:49
Aardman Cinematic Universe confirmed... *AGAIN!!!!*
Tweedy: Put. The tree. DOWN!
(Swings axe)
Tweedy: You are going to be a pie!
Wallace: Me?!
Victor: There’s no mercy with Victor Quartermain! (Punches tweedy)
What about early man
(Mrs. Tweedy collapse and the axe flies away.)
Wallace: Thanks, your lordship. (Axe fly’s back towards Wallace almost decapitating him) Woah!
Victor: (vigorously spits at Wallace 8:07) Naynaynaya
@@CloudTheAngeloud and The Pirates Band of Misfits
Fitting since Wallace And Gromit and Chicken Run take place in the same universe in that Google Meet Christmas commercial that Aardman made.
Catch a rabbit: 25k
Catching a whole yard of rabbits: 625k
If you think about it, the 625k is a bargain
yeah, there's definitely more than 25 rabbits in that yard.
True
Calculating...
🐰x1=25k
625k/25k=🐰x25
So yes, 625k is a bargain.
@@jacksongibbs8998 Quick Maths lol
Costs so much
3:45 this man is the purest genius humanity has to offer
Every year I find a YTP that’s just so entertaining, I watch it to unhealthy levels.
This is one of those.
4:57 - when you decide your career is gonna be YTP making
Me playing Demoman for the first time in a month and a half
Me When I Do Online School
Nogla: iv got brain dam dam damamamamage
LOL
4:57 LOL
"They must be breeding like, well, rabbits" _Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!_
2:02
*2:44
Gromit: 🙄
He looks good in shades
@@smashultimatefalcoteamkong5717 he's stuck
lol "you can't scare me with this-" *SLAMS BOOK ON TABLE* lol matrix ytp
An oldie but a goodie.
a nice nod
5:52
Constable: "I'm bald!"
Everyone:😲😲😲😲😲
Music: "Don't mind me just joining in."
Constable: "Haha that's right!"
Everyone: *"BALD, BALD, BALD, MY EYES!!!!"*
Music plays
Constable, HEY!
Woman playing music, 😳😳😳
then the person at the organ starts playing No Time for Caution from the Interstellar soundtrack
"Ah, your hungry! Take what you like; the burgers are better at Hungry Jacks after all" had me dead 💀
10:08 “24 karat.” *Thomas theme plays*
That’s what killed me!🤣🤣🤣☠️
10:11 The
Is is the part
8:45 was so well done, I love it
9:27 My favourite reference in the video 😂 Seriously, this whole ytp is another instant classic. Great work!
It’s subtle but nice
THANK YOU for noticing it as well
Didn't AlpacaHawk also make the original meme?
@@DatShepTho Yes, it's a self reference 😁
I nearly fell off my chair in surprise
"Fantastic Four sucks, eh Gromit?"
I'M ROLLING
To be fair, he's spitting facts, Fant4stic really is sucky.
Quick! Change channel!
This is easily one of the smoothest edited TH-cam poops I have ever seen. The sentences made with clean cuts of parts of their actual lines makes it so much funier, especially getting them to say stuff like "give me 25 grand". Super well done! Excited to see what else you come up with.
About that, maybe you should check his uploads.
Confirmed: Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run take place in the same county.
Not quite, Wallace lives in Wigan and the Tweedys' farm is in Yorkshire.
@@BlueAxeRacer where’s Wigan located?
@@ezrastardust3124 It's on the outskirts of Manchester
@@BlueAxeRacer ahh I see thanks
Same cinematic universe
Wallace: We take check or cash.
Old Guy: Never believe you'd cost so much.
Wallace: Oh, yes.
Old Guy: That is still mutch.
Wallace: Well the rabbit is your problem then.
*"Releases the rabbit"*
Rabbit: *"Try's to steal the pumkin from old lady"*
Wallace: *"Get's in the car"*
Wallace: Hahahaha sucker.
*"Drives away"*
Vicar: You suck, Anti-Pesto.
With you out there, punishing our veg, the most important event of the year is the most important event of the year.
@@plushblueep
💡Breakfast💡
Gromit!
@@Crazy_Rabbids 💡Breakfast💡
💡Breakfast💡
💡Breakfast💡
It happened again I’ll need assistance
*Pulls assistance lever*
**Giant mallet tries to smack Wallace to the first floor**
**Gromit pulls the lever 7 more times and the mallet still smack Wallace 7 more times**
I'm stuck
"The most important event of the year is the most important event of the year."
Ah yes.
These slugs are the size of slugs.
If you can’t deliver the goods, than you can just deliver the goods
The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest superhero!
A bullet of pure bullet
"If i can't fix it... then the other me can't fix it!"
Hmm yes this floor is made of floor
*puts book down*
"You can't scare me with this..."
*puts books down harder*
"OOH!"
2:49 Love Grommet's expression as he looks for where the Yeaaah sound is coming from.
I'm pretty sure he was rolling his eyes, but that interperetation is hilarious.
I lost it when the pianist started playing the piece from interstellar
that was the organist
Come on, TARS
What song was that specifically? Sounded fucking great
@@Link504 interstellar ost, no time for caution. Organ theme
Hell yes!
“For our sins Darth Sidious has been sent to punch us all” - Darth Sidious 2020
Please don't punch me sidious
Noooo
I'm tired, I'm slightly drunk, and just had a physically exhausting day. And this is exactly what I needed, still giggling.
The Shrek Entrance with the gate is just HILARIOUS
I don’t care.
@@leviathanmaestas5739no-one asked for your opinion
“But if I can’t fix it, the other me can’t fix it”
Surprisingly profound and hilarious
Let get a counter of how many times a character is going to continue crash their cars in these YTPs
I don’t think there’s a number possible for that
The number would be countable of the videos that dont have a crash sceen and swear word
Cuz its almost zero 😂😂🤷♂️
I can tell your from my generation. Everything you make ytp's of are things that I've been exposed to and taken interest.
Love ya man
“And for our sins, Darth Sidious has been sent to punch us all”
Is their sin liking Rise of Skywalker?
I haven't watched it, so...
Palpatine literally carried that movie
@AT Productions
No no, sequels.
Ok maybe some things about the prequels which, varies in many many things, that includes the script and CGI. And as for the sequels, well, The Force Awakens is kinda spared since it did start off good, sure a copy of a New hope but, still good. MAYBE The Last Jedi, it was bad, but it was not THAT bad. But The Rise Of Skywalker?
**ppffffftt**
@@wiibrockster And considering what condition he was in, he was as good at carrying something as one would expect.
That line caught me off guard lol
"Heard you had a spot of rabbit bother!"
:o
*Vicar! I need more gold bullets!*
Victor doesn’t realise it yet, but he’s just doomed half of humanity.
This W&G series has been right up there with Toy Story and Darth Sand as Alpacahawk's greatest yet!
"The burgers are better at hungry jacks after all"
I love it.
I love how every single bit of technology they have is flawed in some way
“Come on STUPID!”
Wallace the so called “professional inventor” 😂
Wallace knows how to invent ridiculous things, but he lacks the wisdom to be careful. So practically all of his inventions, except for the ones he’s used for a long time, are completely un failsafe, and definitely not fool proof.
Isn’t all technology flawed in some way?
11:20 Seems accurate to the actual movie.
“Get your hairy mitts of my future money..”
Woody: hey who took my hat?
Shark: look, I'm woody. Howdy howdy howdy.
Woody: 11:56, give me that.
Hell yeah, a ytp of one of my favourite shows, by AlpacaHawk. Keep up the good work, have a nice day and don't falter.
When the world needed him the most
He returned
You mix so many movies together so well it’s amazing
I like how in the official AlpacaHawk expanded universe, kicking somebody is the equivalent to shooting them in the head
3:13 This joke is perfect and fits in unnaturally well.
This is exactly what I needed after the end of Unus Annus, thank you AlpacaHawk
This might just be without exaggeration my favorite YTP ever made.
Without you we go back into storage
4:51
“it doesn’t hurt because you betrayed me. It’s hurts cause you became my friend”
I don'r know if that's a compliment or an insult lol
@@the8bitclicker_193
Probably both.
@@the8bitclicker_193an insompliment
Venom eating the cucumbers is the most clever thing I've ever seen. No one can top that.
5:18 “the burgers are made at hungry jacks after all”
That scene made me hungry for...Burger King (which is the American version of Hungry Jacks) lol
Vicar, I need more gold bullets!
-Vector 2020
When you fail the marksmanship sidequest and have to loop through dialogue to get the event ammo again
He wasted 48k worth of gold bullets
Love you masterpiece YTP’s!
"The burgers are better at Hungryjacks" true Aussie legend here
I forgot how cute puppy Gromit is
7:49 The best Aardman crossover ever.
11:55 Circle Quartermaine of Life
Fitting since Wallace And Gromit and Chicken Run take place in the same universe in that Google Meet Christmas commercial that Aardman made.
1:45 free '''ha ha ha ha sucka'' button
I think he supposed to say "sucker ! "
The way he says "You suck anti pestoooo." xD
@Jay’s World ms mulch
10:35 Wallace: (Sobbing) I WANNA BE A GIANT RABBIT
When Wallace wants to be the Giant Rabbit in the Christmas play.
(Except there aren't any rabbits in the Christmas play. XD. 10:35.
But if I, can't fix it, the other me, can't fix it.
Average furry
@@Idkwholmao *Huge explosion*
"Psst, I don't want to cause any panic, but the beast isn't actually the beast."
@@FEF832”THE BEAST ISNT ACTUALLY THE BEAST!”
Looks like the rabbits are their problem, then.
3:24 Wallace: now open your wallet and give us six hundred and twenty five thousand 🤣
That’s awfully high.
The Rabbits are your problem then.
Gromit: **pushes lever to “blow” and releases all the rabbits out of the Bun-Vac 6000**
@@Sebastian-kx4nugosh😧😱
What exactly will you do with all these rabbits?
Who grew up waatching this as a kid?
Edit: That cut at 5:33. Was so good btw.
10:11 the funniest, most random thing I’ve ever seen 😂
Well, when life gives you lemons
Lol I shit my pants
Thomas the dank engine
All aboard The Gold Bullet Express 10:11
Nice PFP. You certified?
This movie still holds up perfectly 15 years later!
It really does
@Mitchell Searancke LOL yeah Wallace is correct about Fant4stic😂!
“I’m bald!”
*Interstellar soundtrack plays*
Bald! Bald! Bald! 6:01
MY EYEEEESSSS!!!
"HEY"
Out of context: Everything Wallace uses is not working
"The Burgers are Better at Hungry Jacks" 5:19 had me dead
and
"Less you too taste the wrath of DAVID LEE ROTH!" 6:35
"everything you need to know, is in this book!"
"....Star Wars?"
Wallace charging 25 or over 600 grand is ludicrous and all he does is give the rabbits back to them cause they won't accept the price. It's funny, that i love it!
Fun fact no one will care about:
Steve Box, who helped write and direct this film, would go on to direct the first two seasons of Moominvalley.
The most important event of the year is the most important event of the year.
Legends has it that this ancient wisdom was one of the things that helped us go from cavemen to what we are now
1:07 was a missed opportunity for Wallace to struggle to poke that wooden peg out and say "Come on, stupid!"