BIG BOY SAYS HE WILL KNOCK ME OUT BUT BOTTLED IT

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 เม.ย. 2023
  • If you need to use the toilet while you're out and about, it is common to ask a nearby business if you can use their facilities. Here are some tips on how to ask:
    Approach the staff: Look for a staff member, such as a cashier or receptionist, and politely ask if it's possible to use their restroom.
    Be polite: Remember to use polite language and thank the staff for their help. For example, "Excuse me, would it be possible to use your restroom? Thank you so much."
    Be understanding: Keep in mind that businesses may have policies or restrictions on restroom use, especially during the COVID-19 pandemic. If the staff member says no, try not to take it personally and simply ask if they can suggest another nearby restroom.
    Follow any guidelines: If the staff member allows you to use the restroom, be respectful of the facilities and follow any guidelines they may have, such as wearing a mask or leaving the restroom clean and tidy.
    Remember, it's always polite to ask for permission before using someone else's restroom, and to show gratitude for their help.

ความคิดเห็น • 552

  • @andyb7339
    @andyb7339 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I like how Michelle tries to calm the situation with "we've just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time" 😂 haha think I need the toilet now

    • @19george73
      @19george73 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hahaha that got me too!! toilet time!! brilliant

    • @blurtam188
      @blurtam188 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL!! Just like a mum trying to get the kids to act right!!

    • @thestrengthwithin4249
      @thestrengthwithin4249 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

    • @liamharvey2053
      @liamharvey2053 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂

    • @MIK23458
      @MIK23458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Absolutely cracked me up did that. Hilarious. 😂😂

  • @AnnaH74
    @AnnaH74 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It's the red nail polish that the security guard is wearing had me. Lol

    • @gazzertrn
      @gazzertrn ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know .

    • @Saxtoo
      @Saxtoo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get you, ducky 💅🏾🤣👠👠💄

    • @liamharvey2053
      @liamharvey2053 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😅

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:30 - 'Look, r u lettin me have a piss or not?' is next-level auditing banter.

  • @RobertWilliams-rd1mt
    @RobertWilliams-rd1mt ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "We've just wasted another 5 min of toilet time" 🤣

    • @GRILLZxxx
      @GRILLZxxx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣😂 that bit had me I was waiting for the school bell 🛎️ to ring 😂🤣😂

  • @garyfry3795
    @garyfry3795 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    He hasn’t been drinking, he’s far too busy painting his nails 🤷‍♂️

    • @jaytc2003
      @jaytc2003 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I noticed that as well, had to rewind. Black varnish could maybe understand but bright red...

    • @annewest4979
      @annewest4979 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And getting his ponytail straight 😂😂

    • @paulpetermckinley7699
      @paulpetermckinley7699 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably stole from his mummy and decided he’s now a woman.

    • @Thirdfish
      @Thirdfish 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Careful that is classed as a hate crime since the UK turned into Clown land.

  • @stuartb4525
    @stuartb4525 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Amazing that grown men always ask someone else to phone the police on their behalf.

  • @CCopperpot169
    @CCopperpot169 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is like a Victoria Wood Sketch lol 😂

  • @stun5700
    @stun5700 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thug bouncer lay off the doughnuts LMFAOOOOO MATE you crack me up

  • @Cornpop-147
    @Cornpop-147 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No wonder that security guard had his hands in his pockets😂😅😂😅😂 funny fella.

  • @macdapimp83
    @macdapimp83 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Red nail varnish "Lee Bring the boys" 🤣 ooh I bet you were really scared 😂

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “That’s the best you can get?!!”(security)😂

  • @garyhart5301
    @garyhart5301 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This place needs a mass audit😂

  • @andrewmccormick9852
    @andrewmccormick9852 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Can't believe you called him a fat muppet, insult to muppets mate 🤣

  • @austingtir
    @austingtir ปีที่แล้ว +13

    LMFAO just realized at the end that muppet security has got red nail polish on. Clownworld always delivers.

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Hysterical claims of harassment" but not content with that we are now supposed to believe that "name calling" is a crime as well"!! This is "embarrassing beyond belief"!!!

  • @adcolt54
    @adcolt54 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The lad needs to be angry with the bloke who gave him that haircut.

    • @gazzertrn
      @gazzertrn ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And who painted his nails ,wonder if he did his toes as well?

    • @robertmawby3021
      @robertmawby3021 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It looks like he cuts his own hair!

    • @markhamilton9834
      @markhamilton9834 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was a council job😅

    • @JohnConboy1
      @JohnConboy1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@davidpickard9393 🤣🤣😂

  • @smash7777-
    @smash7777- ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I’ve asked you now, I’m making you”... that’s knuckles talk! 👊
    You are good at being a wee knob wind up merchant! Class! 👍🙂

  • @robm2034
    @robm2034 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I didn't realise you could get so many absolute divvys in one place 😂 honestly all running around like headless chickens,it's a man with a camera 🤳ffs

  • @rob_on_the_rocks
    @rob_on_the_rocks ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The building manager guy was a good bloke, well done I say to him. Fat boy was an absolute joke

  • @MarieH589
    @MarieH589 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The woman was just as thick as the men, “ are you recording, that’s illegal” 😂

  • @Leroyy536
    @Leroyy536 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    On building site with nail varnish on 😂😂

  • @jjjjj899
    @jjjjj899 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    😅😅😅 best laugh for ages..heart attack Julie wouldn't last 2 minutes before his bollocks dropped 😅😅😅

  • @Glori11133
    @Glori11133 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why does the guy have red varnish on his fingernails 😂😂😂 can’t cope

    • @annewest4979
      @annewest4979 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget the ponytail 😂

  • @mothman1984
    @mothman1984 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6 of the strangest and oldest looking babies I've ever seen 😂
    You're calling people names I'm calling mummy and the police 😂😂😂

  • @brendandowney8389
    @brendandowney8389 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mate your the best, You will end up with a sore pair of balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @smacksalad
    @smacksalad ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Dont, Lawrence! He's not worth it!" :D

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It's amazing how you continually find these weirdo's! Hope that security guy didn't have to pay for that hairdo!

  • @D...Charger
    @D...Charger ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Bloke on the left has bright red nail varnish on.Strange bloke.

    • @davidsmith-uo7lj
      @davidsmith-uo7lj ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's to match his dress he wears on a Saturday night 😂😅

    • @charlieminaj2
      @charlieminaj2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he wants marks squeaky appendage

    • @Asclepius445
      @Asclepius445 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He probably drinks Bud Light if you know what I mean

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I clocked that as well.

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nail varnish and snot in his nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @parsnip7349
    @parsnip7349 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It's your demeanour they fear, because they cannot challenge it, you starve them of their presumed authority, keep smiling and chuckling at these people 💪👍🤠

  • @martingjsmith
    @martingjsmith 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Laughter is the best medicine, and I am now fully recovered from whatever it was that was ailing me! 🤣

  • @Malabus73
    @Malabus73 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Humpty Dumpty has let himself go. 😂
    Again, can't see a SIA badge on the 'official' sercurity guard.

    • @josta2010
      @josta2010 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he's employed directly by the site owner/operator to provide security for that particular site then he doesn't need to be SIA registered. Exceptions would be if it was a licensed premises or he was employed as a bastard car clamper then he would need to be SIA registered.

  • @TheGoldenPig.
    @TheGoldenPig. ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You questioned mr nail paints inteligence and the building manager shurgged and laughed. Amazing!
    That little interaction seemed to stop his brain working alltogether.

  • @edwardsnowdenofficial
    @edwardsnowdenofficial ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Guy with the radio wearing the tie and glasses was polite enough and he did have a sense of humour we will remove him from being a plonker. I think thats fair :)

    • @craigcombes
      @craigcombes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I thought the same thing

  • @peteglobe23
    @peteglobe23 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We just waisted another 5 minutes of toilet time 😂😂😂god bless her 🤣🤣🤣

  • @billygnasher
    @billygnasher ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Well done lady true professional, the others are absolute plonkers.

  • @nickparsons1977
    @nickparsons1977 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The proclaimers have gone to the dogs

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Didn’t know if he was going to punch you or eat you

  • @deepfiix
    @deepfiix ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think they just wanted to come into the toilet with you so they can see what a real man looks like lol

  • @bubbacalling
    @bubbacalling 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "We just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time!" LOL

  • @valleysofneptune
    @valleysofneptune ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Never knew the proclaimers are now Security guard

  • @ReggiePhoto
    @ReggiePhoto ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ukmtt: Have you been drinking?
    Security: I wish 😂😂😂

    • @lango2502
      @lango2502 ปีที่แล้ว

      That friend in the wig sounds a bit crazy mate.

    • @davidsmith5523
      @davidsmith5523 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think he would have got a wee unchallenged, if he was in high viz and wearing steel toecaps?

    • @H2o143
      @H2o143 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that you Reg with the measuring wheel ? 😂😂

  • @Davidculshaw70
    @Davidculshaw70 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It’s like a pantomime the way he plays the workers and they fall for it every time.

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is the wig & measuring wheel our beloved Reggie?! 🤣🇬🇧🙏🏻

  • @bevsartsandcrafts715
    @bevsartsandcrafts715 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I’ve just read the reviews of this place 😂😂 someone put a review on about how they can’t deal with an auditor 😂 brilliant

  • @MrHarryelsie
    @MrHarryelsie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant, you do make me laugh Mark 🤣

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    😂😂😂 big baldy man was fuming 😮

  • @rob103rl
    @rob103rl ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:55 wondered what Ashley Peacock was doing nowadays

  • @RAPTORSUNRAY
    @RAPTORSUNRAY 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hahaha..i LUV THIS GUY.... he luvs conflict.. hes a proper wind up merchant...😂😂😂😂

  • @AndyPandy007
    @AndyPandy007 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mr blobby thought he was hard lol

  • @nervo6321
    @nervo6321 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Brilliant…one of the best ever 😂

  • @jrtw8590
    @jrtw8590 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And they proved it certain intelligence😂😂😂😂

  • @OptimisticDreamer1
    @OptimisticDreamer1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The burger king in blue had a serious attitude lol. Great vid!

  • @blackshuck615
    @blackshuck615 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy balls!! That was like a scene from Stars Wars, Mos Eisley bar area all full of mutants; with the mutant band playing.

  • @JustKarlEats
    @JustKarlEats 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    that ginger security look has red nail varnish on check his hard drive hahahahaha

  • @glennbrown222
    @glennbrown222 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bit of a weird one mohawk and nail polish with a walkie talkie.

  • @neil_g78
    @neil_g78 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Only just came across this channel and cant stop watching it now 😂

  • @bobnicholson6118
    @bobnicholson6118 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Protecting corporate property as though they own it......

  • @jagolion6642
    @jagolion6642 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You get back to work 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ws2fo3kc1r
    @user-ws2fo3kc1r ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ah good old darwen, the building next door is TV licencing if you needed to know :)

  • @phillmorgan4814
    @phillmorgan4814 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Uk meets the tyrants never fails to make me laugh, he plays them like a fiddle , there to thick to comprend, brilliant footage,massive fan ,

  • @stay_illin7031
    @stay_illin7031 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    who else does it like UK?? one of those most enertaining auditors on the net!

  • @captmarvel7334
    @captmarvel7334 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Was it me or did that invincible security guard have his finger nails painted red?😂

  • @frankcarew239
    @frankcarew239 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Someone has scribbled on Billy Bunters arms.

  • @bobwallacejnr6852
    @bobwallacejnr6852 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this guy could start a fight in an empty house

  • @shaekwonofficial8654
    @shaekwonofficial8654 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sally Webster 😂

  • @klayed
    @klayed ปีที่แล้ว +8

    some people r short tempered the lady was friendly tho

  • @5thnorth
    @5thnorth ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you pay peanuts you get the brain dead.

  • @Geoffinfinity
    @Geoffinfinity ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolute gold was a day trip to meet the Adam’s family pmsl

  • @BABYWOLF--1966
    @BABYWOLF--1966 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's against the law not to allow a member of the public to use the toilet

  • @derekgrace8000
    @derekgrace8000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's some country haircut 😂

  • @waynesilverman3048
    @waynesilverman3048 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think these are the funniest auditing vids

  • @lilhazey1128
    @lilhazey1128 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chap with the wig on? see’s a wee wheel… REGGIE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 amazing the man himself

  • @paulmcgeoch2603
    @paulmcgeoch2603 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What is that with nail varnish and a pony tail😱Jesus Christ man

  • @daemoneveleigh7563
    @daemoneveleigh7563 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thats security...is that the best that you could do..See his face 😂😂😂😂

  • @kidneystone53
    @kidneystone53 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I went to Greggs today for a pasty and they had sold out...now I know who ate them.

  • @stevebird7265
    @stevebird7265 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That big hard man has beautifully painted finger nails!

  • @ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy
    @ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was recommended this video by youtube. I am currently in a process of learning to be calm when dealing with stressful situations, and with people who haven't got any social decorum, or the intelligence to understand the basics of human decency and social etiquette.
    Watching road rage videos is a good way of learning to stay calm in explosive situations, and watching your performance in this video and reading the comments from your subscribers is a good way for me to practice dealing with the socially, and mentally challenged people of our society.

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Invite Mark round to audit your place of work 😂

  • @vintagerecordambassadeur4098
    @vintagerecordambassadeur4098 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wait a minute. Does that “man” have fingernail polish on?

  • @deadpaul4399
    @deadpaul4399 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Idk how your not in more full on fights mate lol I fkn love this channel

  • @thehouseholder5468
    @thehouseholder5468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After he shaved his head too , ARE YOU NOT AFRAID 😱…..🥴🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @richard308
    @richard308 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My man definitely eats his cereals every morning from his own belly button.

    • @markhamilton9834
      @markhamilton9834 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never heard that before,,,👍🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @richard308
      @richard308 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@markhamilton9834 because your to slow.

    • @markhamilton9834
      @markhamilton9834 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richard308 I know what it refers to alright,,we would refer to him as a Chantie Wrastler,how quick are you?

  • @fairstartscot.5504
    @fairstartscot.5504 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Time to answer for all tyrants of every colour, creed, organisation and uniform. Been getting away with it too long!!!

  • @andredemontbard3963
    @andredemontbard3963 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did i see right, big hard man in the high viz got red nail polish on, does it identify as a security woman.😂

  • @documentarylover5209
    @documentarylover5209 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Building manager sounds like a young Paul Daniels

  • @phdr754
    @phdr754 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Fat Boy is so CHALLENGED he had to TATTOO the addresses of the closest 5 Do-Nut Shops. The Poor Security Guard, LOOK at HIM !!! He obviously FELL OUT OF A lorry and SCUFFED HIS HEAD, ripped his hair off.

  • @lfcl468
    @lfcl468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Security with the glass on is wearing RED nail polish 😂😂😂 13.54

  • @Sickofitall99
    @Sickofitall99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Security is lost and is a clueless fool 💯

  • @jerrycruitt5375
    @jerrycruitt5375 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As an American just starting watching your videos I can't figure out if the people are simply talking shite, or if the references to breaking the law for swearing is real. And if calling a guy fatso is illegal. My God is that real? Who made laws like that - a 7 year old? Forgive my ignorance if it isn't illegal and just blather.

    • @zigzagtoes
      @zigzagtoes ปีที่แล้ว

      If someone is fat, and you call them fat, its fact - not illegal. However, we have a stupid abused (by cops) law; causing harassment, alarm or distress - this is basically used for "hurty feelings", instead of its intended purpose, which is to protect genuine victims, such as those on the recieving end of threatening behaviour, or those with an existance crisis (suicidal) due to one of their traits (eg unsure of sexuality), or those in a minority targetted because of a trait (eg a minority/gender).
      Thats best way of explaining it, in layman terms. Hopefully someone comes along to give the facts of such law.

  • @danjam2800
    @danjam2800 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The old "we are defence contractors" chesnut.

  • @nickpotts3913
    @nickpotts3913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "now we're making you"
    hahahaha

  • @Mr_Spliffy
    @Mr_Spliffy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well I won't be buying a rocket from here

  • @uniqueoutcome6589
    @uniqueoutcome6589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not a word about the security guards hair, red finger nails, and lack of his security license showing? I kept waiting, but nope. Very disappointing Mark. I'm gonna have to talk to upper management about that and get that sorted out. 😂

  • @davepowell6740
    @davepowell6740 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    security guard with red nail varnish !

  • @andrewbennett7756
    @andrewbennett7756 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant lay of the doughnut well said pal top marks ❤

  • @michaelcaffrey1297
    @michaelcaffrey1297 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mark, you don’t go for a TKO or a Knockout, you love your 10 rounds and we love ‘em too. 😂 . I tell you what, I get more excitement in watching you than I do from the missus, so “I’ll love you and leave you” 🥰🥴👍🏻

    • @rds6962
      @rds6962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then leave your missus alone and let her get a better man.

  • @leehopkins872
    @leehopkins872 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They all look like brothers

  • @leighstephenson6164
    @leighstephenson6164 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a load of muppets. 😂😂

  • @jennycarr6576
    @jennycarr6576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lady was brilliant hahaha

  • @paulprice1711
    @paulprice1711 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lay off the Doughnuts 😂

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These lot look so strange. Every single one of them has somthing that looks weird about them.