@@mockstv9739you were uploading this at like 0:30 in the morning, as you sigh in regret as you hit the upload button. It’s currently 1:42 and watching this
I don't know what I find more funny, the fact that the announcer just goes and swears out of nowhere on CBeebies, or that fact that this was on CBeebies to begin with. Either way, it's still mildly hilarious!🤣
Instructions unclear: I ended up pouring the tea into and drinking it out of my emergency top hat and wearing my teacup. Did anyone else encounter this issue?
@@16mopey Good call! I completely forgot about the emergency bowler hat. Thank you so much for your support and assistance in these trying times, it's much appreciated 🙏
@@16mopey the emergency flat cap is only for people who live at least 45 - 50 miles out of London preferably in the areas of the West Midlands, North Wales and The North of England and not in city's such as London, Wolverhampton, Liverpool and Manchester with and strictly forbidden in areas such as Banbury, Oxford, Cambridge & Cheltenham Spa
"Please wait for- oh fuck this, You already know whats coming." "A bus has hit the Big Ben." "We kindly request you make a cuppa tea. " "A second bus has collided with the other Big Bens." Best lines yet.
I much prefer serious UK based EAS scenarios However Eastenders being cancelled for two weeks and The Big Bens being played with the National Anthem at the end made me laugh So I give this scenario a pass. I've seen worse scenarios than this that attempt to be serious
LMFAO, i started creasing at "Oh fuck this, you know what's coming.". Imagine the kids faces while watching big fun time, "mummy, the man on cbeebies said the fucky wucky word!". funny video. see you lot in 2028, i got busted by the feds for smiling at this video.
imagine the amount of 2-6 year olds that just wanted to watch teletubbies or chuggington or whatever was on at that time, just to see this. also this is the day a new word was learnt
Wait there are TWO Big Ben clock towers? I genuinely thought there was just one I really wanted to laugh at the national anthem with the Big Bens just on the screen there, but I can't even smile. It's just for two weeks, it'll be over soon
Can you probably make an ITV related version of this scenario? It’ll probably have as high effort put in as this one, and after that, probably Channel 4 or Channel 5.
now if this happened i wouldn't be that sad but as a proud black country citizen i was more devastated when Marsh and Baxter's closed the sausages were lovely
The attack was carried out by Gromit-Cheesa, a highly feared terrorist organisation known for not getting the kettle on. After running out of PG tips teabags, their leader Gromit decided to overthrow Yorkshire Tea, stealing two of their big red double decker tea transporters and using them to knock down the Large Benjamins. Gromit was not on board either bus, and later on, the EastEnd strike force went through the only way, Essex, to reach Gromit. When reaching Coronation Street, Gromit was quoted as saying “I’m a terrorist, get me out of here!”, promptly boarding the Underground, commandeering the train in to the London Eye. A witness, Mr Blobby, stated; “Blobby!”. We spoke to an old acquaintance of Gromit, a sheep named Shaun, who said “It’s a tragedy to the nation, even the chickens are running!” The BBC later enquired with Wallace that a dangerous mouse had attempted to stop the attack, after [folding a pen]. An attempt by Kiers Starmer to colonise Algeria was made, but it failed as the residents said “They don’t drive right, man!”. It is believed one of Gromit’s motives was the old government’s failure to get Brexit done. It is estimated that two billion teabags were lost according to defence secretary Mr Chips, declaring some were [caught by the chaser]. The incidents of November the 9th will never be forgotten, even if nobody died except the terrorists. The PG Tips monkey summed it up saying “Damn, my TVR broke down again”
Is it bad that I couldn't contain my laughter when the announcer said "oh fuck this??" 😂😂 Oh no, let's all English, have have a cuppa..... as if THAT will solve anything 😂😂
Nice! Also I Need Some advice, So I was thinking of making an EAS Scenario Where (similar to your HeatWave Scenario) The Temperature Drops to -37°C and it’s set in the Early 2010’s (2012-2014) I’m making this one CapCut I’m Thinking it might not as accurate, Have you got any advice?
I am so sorry for making you do this.
you owe me >:
@@mockstv9739you were uploading this at like 0:30 in the morning, as you sigh in regret as you hit the upload button. It’s currently 1:42 and watching this
@CypherSonic It was you!?
don't be lmao
There’s Only One Big Ben
“Man with loving girlfriend makes videos to impress audience, Girlfriend wonders what the fuck.” I consider this iconic.
"Please wait for.. oh, fuck this. You know what's coming. Just wait."
I nearly choked on a french fry
I don't know what I find more funny, the fact that the announcer just goes and swears out of nowhere on CBeebies, or that fact that this was on CBeebies to begin with. Either way, it's still mildly hilarious!🤣
ikr lol
'oh [bleep] this, you know what's coming? Just wait.' man that part is hilarious
It happen on 0:30
Why on CBeebies tho 💀💀
@@TheLambSauce659 f**k this
Sometimes you just have to go 'okay, fuck this shit'.@@TheLambSauce659
Oh jsissjsj this you know what is coming on BBC tv center!?!?!?!
Rip big Ben in 2010
"The World Tea Centre"
I was drinking tea😂
i just realised this is basically 9/11 but extremely fucking british.
The 11/9 attacks
Spat my tea out 😂
we need more videos like this, it's too good 💀
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
the part of ' your majesty theres been a second bus ' had me in tears
Instructions unclear: I ended up pouring the tea into and drinking it out of my emergency top hat and wearing my teacup. Did anyone else encounter this issue?
You should either break out the emergency bowler hat or if God forbid the emergency flat cap then
@@16mopey Good call! I completely forgot about the emergency bowler hat. Thank you so much for your support and assistance in these trying times, it's much appreciated 🙏
if that doesn't work, get fish and chips
@@16mopey the emergency flat cap is only for people who live at least 45 - 50 miles out of London preferably in the areas of the West Midlands, North Wales and The North of England and not in city's such as London, Wolverhampton, Liverpool and Manchester with and strictly forbidden in areas such as Banbury, Oxford, Cambridge & Cheltenham Spa
Same
"Please wait for- oh fuck this, You already know whats coming."
"A bus has hit the Big Ben."
"We kindly request you make a cuppa tea. "
"A second bus has collided with the other Big Bens."
Best lines yet.
"Please wait- oh fuck, You already know whats coming"
"Please make a cuppa tea"
They may take my life for smiling…BUT THEY’LL NEVER TAKE MY EASTENDERS!!!
#FREEEASTENDERS
#JUSTICEFOREASTENDERS
I much prefer serious UK based EAS scenarios
However Eastenders being cancelled for two weeks and The Big Bens being played with the National Anthem at the end made me laugh
So I give this scenario a pass. I've seen worse scenarios than this that attempt to be serious
Honestly I never usually make these video but I must admit I had a lot of fun making this one. I’m glad you enjoyed it
@@mockstv9739How Many Time Did The Announcer Swear
“Girlfriend wonders what the fuck” 🤣🤣🤣
Man United vs Arsenal has been axed.
Doesn’t mean you can’t play FIFA.
LMFAO, i started creasing at "Oh fuck this, you know what's coming.". Imagine the kids faces while watching big fun time, "mummy, the man on cbeebies said the fucky wucky word!". funny video. see you lot in 2028, i got busted by the feds for smiling at this video.
NAHHHHHHHHHH
"Fucky Wucky 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
XD
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ That’s so funny.
@@harveyroderick1986 you smiled now I’m calling DA POLICE
Imagine if it was about to be your birthday within the two weeks after this event
Well I was born the exact same day 9/11 happened, about 2 hours before the first tower, so I know how they feel 😅
@@saintsage7612 "welcome to the wor-"
"EVERYONE A PLANE HAS FLEW INTO THE TWIN TOWERS"
The end made me laugh 😂 that was a great scenario. Keep up the great work 👍🏽
imagine the amount of 2-6 year olds that just wanted to watch teletubbies or chuggington or whatever was on at that time, just to see this. also this is the day a new word was learnt
RULES
1. No Eastenders
2. No Man United vs Arsenal
3. No Smiling
4. No BBC
5. You must brew a cup of tea while watching this video
6. *N O D E A D M A Y M A Y S*
7. NO SUSSEX VS CENTRAL DEER CRICKET kid:mommy the cbbc announcer said fucky wucky word because of no Sussex vs central deer cricket
8:no hating tea /make tea right
Lyle, Lyle! Turn on the TV, they hit the HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT!!!!! They hit the fucking Houses of Parliament!
He Actually Did It 😭
LMFAO YOU EVEN DID THAT NATIONAL ANTHEM THING YOU DID THAT THEY DID WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 😂
Man United and Arsenal will never get to play each other smh
this may blow up due to the YOUR MAJESTY THERE'S A SECOND BUS COMING!, so if it does, you fuckin earned it.
queen: NOT BIG BEN ANYTHING BUT BIG BEN British people: NO NOT EASTENDERS ANYTHING BUT EASTENDERS
As a Brit I can confirm tea is the cure to trauma
1:57 “Girlfriend wonders what the fuck.” GOT ME😂😂😂💀💀💀
"Oh Fuck This You Know whats coming, Just wait." 💀💀💀💀
@@ITZJONI_HEHEHdo you know channel 4 and sky one?
Do as the man says,
Do the British thing, pop the kettle on and brew a nice cup of tea and were your emergency top hat 🇬🇧 ☕
I think the only thing that could have made this better is instead of just having God Save The King playing, have the bells bong along to the tune.
0:40 isn't this the same format as tha one announcement about all schools in northen ireland being closed because of storm ophelia????
It is
Unironically, this was genuinely funny. Like, not bad-funny, actually intentionally funny comedy. Kudos.
The "oh f this" is so good and you always find something to cancel man vs united [skull emoji]
“It is forbidden to smile”
This just in: the prison is full
Don’t worry mate, as you can see I’ve got my Emergency Top Hat on
This is what I'd imagine Kenny Everett would pull off, if he were still alive today.
Wait there are TWO Big Ben clock towers? I genuinely thought there was just one
I really wanted to laugh at the national anthem with the Big Bens just on the screen there, but I can't even smile. It's just for two weeks, it'll be over soon
I mean…. It’s only 5 years in prison…
I laugh during this video, I’ll see you in 5 years now
I like when the Emergency broadcast clams the people to make a cup of tea and including the f word
Can you probably make an ITV related version of this scenario? It’ll probably have as high effort put in as this one, and after that, probably Channel 4 or Channel 5.
YOUR MAJESTY, THERE'S A SECOND BUS COMING
I love your videos. Subscribed! From South Korea
So you have girlfriend… what a sad news it is
@@39chandaisuki it's not sad news at all, I love her so much and she loves me so much.
@@mockstv9739 well what I actually meant was I envy you. Pls don’t get me wrong.
3:38 In Britain, offense is spelled with a c ("offence").
the emergancy top hat is iconic now
I sometimes love when eas scenario mockers on TH-cam do the weirdest shit
they had it easier than us when we had planes hit the Twin Towers back in September of 2001
Bro entered the Kim-Jong-Un era of London
2:19 "Man with loving girl friend makes videos to impress audience, Girlfriend Wonders what the fuck" 💀
best thing those kids watching cbeebies have probably seen
now if this happened i wouldn't be that sad but as a proud black country citizen i was more devastated when Marsh and Baxter's closed the sausages were lovely
First EastEnders, then the BBC and now SMILING??? God damn.
It wouldn't fucking tell babies bro💀 but overall i love this. Keep up the good work!
You do you great job I love the jokes 😂
"please wait for- oh fuck this. you know whats coming just wait."
the fact it was said on cbeebies too is just wild 😭💀
The attack was carried out by Gromit-Cheesa, a highly feared terrorist organisation known for not getting the kettle on. After running out of PG tips teabags, their leader Gromit decided to overthrow Yorkshire Tea, stealing two of their big red double decker tea transporters and using them to knock down the Large Benjamins. Gromit was not on board either bus, and later on, the EastEnd strike force went through the only way, Essex, to reach Gromit. When reaching Coronation Street, Gromit was quoted as saying “I’m a terrorist, get me out of here!”, promptly boarding the Underground, commandeering the train in to the London Eye. A witness, Mr Blobby, stated; “Blobby!”. We spoke to an old acquaintance of Gromit, a sheep named Shaun, who said “It’s a tragedy to the nation, even the chickens are running!” The BBC later enquired with Wallace that a dangerous mouse had attempted to stop the attack, after [folding a pen]. An attempt by Kiers Starmer to colonise Algeria was made, but it failed as the residents said “They don’t drive right, man!”. It is believed one of Gromit’s motives was the old government’s failure to get Brexit done. It is estimated that two billion teabags were lost according to defence secretary Mr Chips, declaring some were [caught by the chaser]. The incidents of November the 9th will never be forgotten, even if nobody died except the terrorists. The PG Tips monkey summed it up saying “Damn, my TVR broke down again”
0:47 I’ll rate that 9 out of 11
9/11
Is it bad that I couldn't contain my laughter when the announcer said "oh fuck this??" 😂😂
Oh no, let's all English, have have a cuppa..... as if THAT will solve anything 😂😂
The BBC Announcer: 3:31
The Eds: (Smirking And Chuckling)
The BBC Announcer: WTF Did I Just Say. 😾
The Eds: Oh. Sowwy. >~
YOUR MAJESTY THERE'S BEEN A SECOND BUS 🚍🚍💣💣💣💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥
The moment that they announce that Laughing is illegal in two weeks is very North Korea LMFAO
Someone please show this to the spiffing brit
Probably someone hacked into the eas,so the annoucer will read it,just like 9/11
November 9,never forgot 😔✊🏻
Is this like the british 911?? 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
*GOOD GRAVY HERE COMES A THIRD!*
*OH SHIT THERE'S A FOURTH*
"YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, WE'VE JUST HAD A FIFTH"
*THERE'S BEEN A SIXTH, MAKE ME SIX SPOTS OF TEA*
@@randommanyey*AW FUCK THERES NOW A SEVENTH ONE COMING, GET SEVEN TOP HATS!!!*
*EIGHT NOW!? YOU’VE GOT TO BE TAKING THE PISS!*
This is the bbc please for wait oh F’’k this you know what’s coming is my favourite part
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE MORE SH*TPOSTS 🙏
(sorry i sound so urgent, but i absolutely loved this and would be more than happy to see more)
you know what? fuck this, you know whats coming, a new subscriber.
Still can’t believe he actually did it😭
it made me laugh when the guy said "oh fuck this you know wats coming" and the end of the video
They can take my money, they can take my life,
*BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE MY EASTENDERS!!*
Hey what about fish and chips? Can we make that to stay British?
Yeah, make the fish and chips and a cup of tea while wearing the emergency top hat. Hope this helps!
throw on itv one will ya
0:04 Nostalg-Hey I was watching that!!
All hells broken loose :
Go make a Cup of Tea
Be Calm :
Very British 🤭
It's like British September 11th, 2001 WTC terrorist attacks.
That's not how football matches has been abandoned
Prison for smiling? What the actual?
the babies just wanted to go to sleep 😭😭
yeah just let em sleep 😭😭😭💀💀💀
YOUR MAJESTY, THERE'S A SECOND BUS COMING!
Me asf: ENEMY C-130 ABOVE
3:06 Calm down, this is a Terrorist attack, not a pandemic.
2:29 YOUR MAJESTY, THERE'S A SECOND BUS COMING!!
WHY DOES TH-cam GIVE ME 2 UNSKIPABLE ADS BEFORE WATCHING A VIDEO JUST WHY
Emergency Top Hat💀💀💀
Your Majesty, A Third Clock Is Coming
And so two weeks of no eastenders thus the world was a happier place
I mean, this would be a perfect Christmas present since someone always dies on Christmas Day in Eastenders
TURN ON THE TV, THEY HIT THE MI6 BUILDING! THEY HIT THE FUCKING MI6 BUILDIIIIING!!!
2:05 why cancel Manchester United unless we are losing
if this happened in 2013 then they would've had to name the Smiler at Alton Towers the Frowner, and Alton Towers the Alton Debris
@MocksEAS make a BBC Three/Four or ITV1/2 EAS thing, doesnt matter what its about
Word has it they’re gonna hit the Eye with the Eurostar.
i think its the bbc from london
YOUR MAJESTY THERE’S A SECOND BUS COMING
Im crying in British 😢😂 🇬🇧
Amazing! (Also wouldn't the bbc evacuate the main central London studio and move programming to Television Centre?
Bro i was watching cbeebies not watching a tutorial on how to make a cup of tea 💀💀💀😑😑😑
1:56, oh no, not the big bens.
The Mysterons are responsible for this, I’m sure of it.
Nice! Also I Need Some advice,
So I was thinking of making an EAS Scenario Where (similar to your HeatWave Scenario) The Temperature Drops to -37°C and it’s set in the Early 2010’s (2012-2014) I’m making this one CapCut I’m Thinking it might not as accurate, Have you got any advice?
Its gonna be funnier if the buses flied to the Massive Benjamin
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧TEA IS A SYMBOL 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧