How To Make Dessert In Prison
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
- In this video, we're making a prison dessert!
There's not a lot that would be considered SWEET about prison. However, if a prisoner is fortunate enough to be able to order commissary while locked up, then from those items can be made The SWEETEST Thing About Prison... Or the sweetest thing that could be MADE in prison.
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AfterPrisonShow , listened to Dave's phone call. Sad, wish he wasn't going through that. Hope the best for him. Sounds like he'll get out soon.
AfterPrisonShow dont ever eat that snickers. Some things cant be undone while locked up.
Hahahaha i cant even blink
Aye man how many takes did this video take ya? Ur shakey asf. looks like you already got that sugar buzz goin on...
One word diabeetus ^^
Approximate Nutrition Facts: 2,740 Calories, 328g Carbs 194g Sugar, 140g Fat, 49g Protein
Porkyofthepine 194 grams of sugar holy shit lol
Porkyofthepine how do you know the approximate amount when there's a few random scups of peanut butter
I was going to say around 3,000
I assumed it was about 2 servings. Hence "approximate". The Reese's also look like big cups but what I estimated was only using normal reese's.
Holy shit, considering that I can only eat 1900 cals a day for my diet this is insane.
Sweeter than a pair of juicy junie cakes
THA RACKED UP GAMER don’t think it’s that sweet
THA RACKED UP GAMER yes. Lol definitely.
THA RACKED UP GAMER that made me laugh and throw up a little at the same time...😂🤢😂🤢
Them junie cakes tho😂
Just got off parole, Joe and your videos led me to the right path and made sure I didn't violate it. Congratulations on 500k subs too.
Diabetes.exe has stopped working
skipper miss u bud
*insulin lol
Restart your computer. That should work :)
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This joke is failed, w
When I was in jail my pod mates made me a birthday cake and it was to sweet to even finish a slice, shoutout to D-pod haha
early squad here lots of support from new mexico ,keep going strong joe you doing the best job at turning your life around
Kevin Stutzman thank you for all the support bro!
Im.from nm
+Eli Cano oh yea im from cloudcroft area what area you from
Kevin Stutzman abq
Kevin Stutzman hey it's the guy who raises his own turkies
"That never happened to me, it only happened once!" - Joe 2017
Wow, a recipe without Ramen noodles?!?!?! I'm in total shock...😱
I am so glad I found this channel. 😃. My brother was the zoom zoom and ramen noodle guy. Lol
Candy Andrade lol he ran a store box.
AfterPrisonShow hahahahahaha!!! Yup!
you should have added 4 more honey buns to the top
Jake Reid yess!!!!
Bro even I think that's a little to much and I eat sweets like air. Would still eat it though :D
only for the rich
2 snickers = 430 calories, 2 reeses cups = 232 calories, 2 cosmic brownies = 560 calories, honey bun = 230 (small) or 590 (jumbo) per bun, PB = 188 for 2 tbsp.
making a total of 2,330 calories, assuming you used small buns. (or 3,770 with jumbo buns) ;)
Joe, did you know that thousands of male & female inmates are volunteering as firefighters in the California forest fires now? I think that is a good video idea. They are heros who deserve recognition.
I disagree
Dominic Lowrey I don't wish to take any attention away from the professional firefighters who are also working hard. 40% of the firefighters out there are inmates though. And at least 2 inmate firefighters have died in service. We would be in more trouble without them.
Laura Hensley the only reason they're doing it is for sentence reductions and it's probably minor or none violence offences
Slay-R Tv doesn't make the work any less dangerous
That's great! The fires are terrible and while they aren't in my area of Cali, they're in the area of people I'm close to. The smoke is really bad like the sky in my area is grey and gross and I can't stop sneezing. I hope these things get put out soon
man I've been out for about three weeks and I subscribed to your Channel within 2 days of being out this is the funniest realist closest depiction of being locked up that anybody could ever see without getting locked up their self I'm glad to see you making it being sober and living life congratulations Joe
Funny how while locked up this looks like an amazing cake or bakery goodie. But after being out myself for over 10 years, all i see is a couple candy bars, peanut butter, and a honey bun.
Man am i greatful to be on the outside. The kicker is though that this is truly a treat while your down.
Yeah, ill take my treats being a steak, crab legs/ lobster all day.
These videos really bring me back though. I can honestly say that taking the wrong road in my younger days made me the man i am today. Joe hits the nail on the head when he says make the most of every day and never take a moment for granted. Ain't that the truth!
It took me a while to learn being rich has nothing to do with money.
Tile Tom O
That’s deep
man i been having a lot of anxiety problems lately but watchin ur videos has helped so much thanks joe
In the beginning He created heaven & earth. Than He created Joe, who than created AfterPrisonShow. On the seventh day He rested, watched AfterPrisonShow, shit His pants laughing.
stop being blasphemous.
In the beginning He created heaven & earth. Than He created Joe, who than created AfterPrisonShow. On the seventh day He rested, watched AfterPrisonShow, shit His pants laughing.
Jake iiiiiii
@@Adam-yo3bt stop being a jackass
“I take a shower with a hUnNyBuN, I don’t need this!”
you know you're og when you call it fruity loops instead of fl studio. I see you Joe.
Thank you man your videos helped me alot at keeping sober and staying on the right path during the time i was on probation. I just finished this past week, i was looking at ten years in prison for sales to an informant. Your videos helped me stay on the straight and narrow thank you!
This is the only TH-cam channel ive been addicted to for this long. Ive got other people watching it and every morning i wake up to a new video since im in australia and i get notified you uploaded about 5am here. Just in time to get my guys 230pm call from his cell and then follow up with joes video.
Captions kept telling me he was saying “zoom zooms and Wayne Williams” 😂
The sweetest thing for joe was all the joony cakes
asufootball1995 lol might as well been the title of this video. How to make prison junies.
My boyfriend uses his commissary to get different things, but he also shares with those who have nothing. Last Christmas I sent him a package and commissary money that enabled about 30 inmates to have a sweet treat that they really love. They get honey buns and then smash up candy and sprinkle it on top of the honey bun....and they melt chocolate on top of it. He said no one could eat more than a few bites because it was so rich and sweet, but they LOVED it and totally appreciated the treat.
Calories:can not compute going into diabetic shock in 3,2,1 dead
Dude, you're a baller if you're eating this in prison. Hell, you're a baller if you're eating this on the outside.
I can't help but laugh my ass off every time you say "Zoom Zooms and Wham Whams!" You got me dying out here dude. XD
I most definitely have to construct one of these, a definitive bucket list item and i certainly cannot wait to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE into it....much love to APS from Cleveland's finest....
One time I zoom zoomed my own wham wham and it was amazing!
What happens if I eat that pillow Snicker? Is my cellie gonna wam wam my Junie cakes
Really enjoy your videos man watch them everyday I feel like they keep me from going back to my old life. Keep doing what you do gz
9:59 got me weak af ''DAMN IT!'' ''THINK IM GONNA LET IT GO TO WASTE''
The noises Joe was makin while throwing stuff off the table had me dyin 😂
Great channel man keep up the good work you deserve 1 million subs. This channel has really kept you grounded.
This is by far the best video you have made I couldn’t stop laughing
My Dad comes home from prison on monday. haven't seen him since I was 12.
hows it goin joe. glad you blew up so much seems like a couple months ago you had about 3k
EggBoi man... if I could tell you about my day. It ain't been fun to say the least.
Haha! Dats what the gay guy said! *Glad you blew it*
In jail I found out a lot of the inmates I was housed with watched this show on the outside! Love this channel!
Another awesome vid! i was laughing like crazy when you said there was so much sugar you couldnt blink. lmao!
I really love watching your videos, because you make light out a dark situation.
Told you 484k subscribers ago I said keep putting in the hard work and you were gonna blow up! Congrats to You Joe on 500k subscribers. Thanks to all you guys in the APS ARMY for supporting something positive!
"Oh yeah,just like that,keep spreading that peanut butter on dem buns!"😂😂😂
Candy balls, the hard candy they make, jolly rancher, kool aid, and there like 5 other things in it too, sugar, lemonhead soft candy, I never got to make them, to much hassle but love your show Joe, been inspiring me to do the right thing
Love ya Joe and Cody!! I love APS!! I've never done a bid personally but my brother has done many years ..so my Mama and I technically did time too!! So proud of you for achieving great things after doing time and touching on a little bit of everything!! Keep on keepin on!!! Much love from NC!!!!
Can't believe how quickly u got to 500k subs I've been here since 20k well done keep up the quality videos
Hey joe, I'm going through a tough break up right now and watching your videos are helping me stay up. Thank you.
#apsarmy #freedave
Hype for being early to another video. I miss getting to see every video as soon as they were released. Congrats on 500k, Joe. #APSLIFER #GayForDave #GayForJoe
FOUND YOU PORK BUTT!
Porkyofthepine thank you for all the support Porky!
Dude gay for Joe don't try my dog with that shit
I had to hit a shot of insulin just WATCHING this video LOL
Feels weird to say but glad i have to watch commercials on your channel again. APS life
Lmfao I’m just eating and not even paying attention to the video and next thing I hear joe saying is “I’m gonna put some butter on you’re buns” hahaha 😂
"Go ahead and slide in there Mr Reece OH YEAH THERE YOU GO" 🤣🤣🤣
Joe's Reaction When The Chocolate Got Stuck To The Wrapper 😂😂😂
"The candy gems" also known as Sprinkles. Love you, Joe
Lmfao the snickers on the pillow, they must show the same video at all prisons
I remember when I first watched aps this channel was only at 100k from then on I knew this channel would be huge in the next few years let's get this channel to 1mil subscribers hopefully by then TH-cam fixes their stupid bullcrap much love from NM Joe love the stories tutorials and everything else enjoy your life in the free world Joe and never take anything for granted #afterprisonshow army
I see u blingin that silver play button in the background.. congrats Joe!
Those honey buns contain more than 500 kcal each
Honey bun microwaved with a brownie for frosting was the sweetest thing I've ever eaten in or out
9:59 is the best part of the video 😂😂
YAY! It's good to see Cody getting some more airtime.
Keep em comin Joe !! Thanks for taking the time
I usually enjoy your show just fine, but this one actually had me cracking up.
The "I didn't make commissary this week" line killed me.
lol i think my blood sugar spiked just watching the vid..keep up the good work Joe
Joe, you don't have to disguise your prison cooking videos.
They're the best ones lol.
Lets GO APS Army! Gotta comment first this time lol. Now on to the video! #Freedave
Jays Image Share you rock bro!
I landed a regional maintenance job. Regional was amazing, we always ate free world food on top of the sandwiches they gave us.
When I was locked up at my bunkee made a cake with pretty much all the chocolate and honey buns he could get from commissary. I'm talking like 6 honey buns, a couple cinnamon rolls, recess pb cups, snickers, Twix, and chic o sticks. Then he smashed it all together and put them in the hot pot to get warm. It looked like throw up and tasted exactly like what it was- a bunch of smashed up honey buns and chocolate bars. That's what I thought u were going to make
Drinking game. Take a shot every time he says “zoom zooms and wham whams”
"I can't even blink" hahaha. I love these videos
Today is Oct.13th. I just came by this +your channel, by random. I was curious by your channel's name/title and I noticed the date you put down over in your "About" section that you were released from prison on Oct.13 (of 2015).
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6:08. “I shoulda never eaten that candy bar!”
In Canada we have a "delicacy" called beaver tail pastries, it's pretty much just this but on big fried donuts instead of honey buns.
I love when he throws the stuff off the table😂😂😂
You are too funny, I love your presentation.
I would slice the snickers bar so it takes less time in the microwave & construct it a bit differently. It's also in need of whipped cream or ice cream (maybe both) to finish it off. Oooh, maybe marshmallows too. OK, i'm sugar rushing just thinking about it.
Punk Tattoo Guy might be the best running gag in modern age.
These prison recipe videos are my favorite! Keep up the good work!
Definatly like the sound effects of before an after
In Wisconsin prison we call this a dope fiend.
Nevets Nnamtted Ohio too
My estimate?
Honeybun = 300 cals each x 4 = 1200 cals
Snickers = 200 cals x 2 = 400 cals
Reeses = 100 cals per cup x 2 = 200 cals
Brownie = 200 cals each x 2 400 cals
grand total = 2400 cals, just 100 short of your daily recommendation IF you are an active person.
I was here since 500 subs I have been subbing liking everything I have been supporting you forever good luck man I will keep supporting you forever
Assuming you used about 2 tbs of peanut butter:
Total calories: ~2308
Total fat: 143g. (286% dv)
Total sugar: 164g. (455% dv)
Total protein: 52g. (92% dv)
Funny video, I laughed hard when you were tossing the items off the table to work your way to the sweet crap! Hahaha... How many takes did you guys go through to get it that perfect?
The main lesson I learned here is don't go to prison and I can get diabetes this way
"I'm Kidding That Never Happened To Me...It Only Happened Once" What Lmao 😂
Cody, could you put together a video of gag reels and bloopers as a bonus video
While I was serving my 9 year sentence, I worked as many jobs as I had passed reformation programs. One job, I worked in a workshop manufacturing license plates and beds. Another job where I was working in the kitchen where I had a female guard who nice enough to smuggle in some good sauce and better ingredients and then my last was working in the laundry and my friends and relatives transferring some money into my inmate account.
Le Fez you in Ohio?
12:19 teachers when the class is talking
The joke about the calories was amazing hahaha
My teeth hurtin just watching this lmao....You are a very talented dude man keep it up
the video had an amazing setup this time :D looks more and more professional everytime u upload :D nice video like always! aps for life
"This Is Gonna Be Bad" Lmao
Chocolate filled Junie cakes
Imagine the people who don’t know what junie cakes are saying mmm that must taste good lol
@@bltmuncher2870 ....ew
Now in jail around where I live, that's what we would call "Jailhouse Crack" and in order to get in on this snack whomever would want a piece of the Jailhouse Crack you'd have to donate at least 2 ingredients to be welcomed into the sweet feast!
When is was like prison is awesome I died laughing at 6:40
id use all the same ingredients. Id flatten 2 hunny buns into the bottom of a bowl,chunk up the brownies and candy bars and layer them over the hunny buns,microwave til melty..melt the peanut butter and drizzle over my "prison cake"
Joe, will you and the APS crew ever do a meetup on the east coast?
I think this might be the funniest episode of APS I've seen.
joe you got them counterfeit buns the ones on commissary are the zippy monster iced buneez the closest to that i found was mrs freshleys jumbo iced and they are straight fire
Depending on the amount of peanut butter I calculated it to be about 3,436 cal that’s 8 table spoons of jif peanut butter and then the rest is spot on for name brand sweets so it’s close to that
I love sugar! The way you speak of that dessert being a pick me up! I wouldn't make that but I love how you describe how the sugar makes you feel, like the feeling I get drinking shots of maple syrup. Or how I love stuffing my face with cotton candy or eating Betty Crocker Vanilla icing from the container. I love when my face feels like it's glowing from the sugar intake!