Scalpel: Slashing weapon. When equipped by any [support class], all moves from this weapon used by the holder immediately have 100% accuracy and will result in a critical success. (aka roll 20). Edit(A): Weapon attack 5 so that this thing isn't overpowered. Edit(B): "All moves" means doing anything with the scalpel. (picking locks, amputating small limbs, all attacks are critical hits, etc.) Edit(C): You can only amputate/cut something with a 100% success rate if the target is incapacitated and the target limb/item is smaller than the scalpel itself. (The scalpel is about 4 inches long and 1 inch wide.) Edit(D): Anything with skin that has the durability of wood or higher automatically blocks all attacks made be this weapon (e.g. You can't chop off the fingers of constructs simply because they're small enough). (You all asked for nerfs so here's one.)
How about... Ban Hammer (ROBLOX variant) ATK: 666 DEF: 66 Lowers speed by 6 and causes insane explosions, lagging out anyone nearby. Guaranteed critical hits on any being in a virtual fantasy. 77% effective on dream like enemies. IRL Humans take only 150 ATK from this, no effects. roblox has this yes
It is also obtainable by using polymerization on three "Stabby the Knife Roomba" cards. It gains +100 to cutting, but its backfire effect[which deals 2 points of damage] is no longer prevented by the special card "Anti-Stabby Countermeasures". And, due to the card being very powerful, the backfire rate increases from a 5% chance to a 10% chance.
6:26 Goliath Bow Cost : 155 Gold Damage : 230 (Critical hit : +10) Armour : 170 Accuracy : 75% Stun chance : 25% Weight : 10kg Description : Can only be used by anyone with a power of 75+. They must be in the *Archer* category. Does 30% more damage to ice and ground enemies. Does 30% less damage to steel and water enemies.
*The trinket of Emkay:* Attack: +7000. Depression Defence: +9999. Entertainment: +infinity. Meme Generation: +5300 Wholesomeness: +500 (- 30000 if The Jack if the upside down land is using it) Yes: +99999999999. (Bonus Effect: _Cottage cheese: +500)_ Sounds like a good item ngl.
+Repetition Perk Makes it so you say the same meme over and over again, it makes it that your opponent goes insane, killing them$31ves while you kill the meme.
1:38 When you realize that you have seen the strawberry candies Grandmas somehow acquire at a local Asian food store that has everything in udder existence and your mom bought a bag to give out for trick or treat.
10:17 Pretty sure the word 'master' in this case just refers to the old terminology used when talking about drives in computers. It used to be that you could only have so many hard drives in a single computer, and in order to keep things clear, each one connected was given a name related to it's 'rank' in the boot order. You could have the Primary Master, the Primary Slave, the Secondary Master, and the Secondary Slave. If the Primary Master drive fails to boot, the Primary Slave drive boots instead. If the Primary Slave fails to boot, the Secondary Master boots. You probably get it. So this floppy being a 'master' means it's probably meant to be first in the load order. There may be more than one floppy in that package.
7:17 I had an idea similar to this, but instead it’s a barbarian that decided to just wrench a ballista from its post and use it like an over-the-shoulder bazooka
@@kristofusclidofus6534 Genuinely, you should ask someone for help. If family is out, police or social services might be a good call. I'm not the best person for advice (given I'm a random person on the internet), but you should get yourself out of that situation ASAP. People shouldn't have to go through that.
The Mythical Pig-Crab Description: “None knew from whence it came, but it made for a dish fit for the king when it was promptly baked with cheese and served with baked potatoes.”
(item: a saw stick into a rocket) Name: sticker 100+ intimidation, 1000+ damage, Ability: makes everybody near to it expect you will have a fear of death
2:19 You got geodude costume! Read the descripion to see abilities or tecnhiqes. Ability: sturdy. Sturdy allowes the wearer to live on 1HP if a powerful attack makes contact with the wearer. Techniqes: bulldoze. Bulldoze realses a powerful shockwave that deals 50 DMG(10 seaconds cooldown) to all enemies that are near, Rollout. Roll one time per enemy to turn them into bits and deal 40 DMG(4 seaconds cooldown)
Would’ve been better if they turned the chainsaw sideways instead of up. Up it can only do pierce (stab) attacks, but sideways it can do both a pierce (stab) and slash attack (spin attack)
8:03 and here was me thinking that the bulldozer visor plate on jacket's room in payday 2 was the most cursed thing you could use as a mask, but i hate this one so much more
Absolutely. Collect the craziest items, and trade them for other items. You can also fight with them but the stats would be so unbalanced it'd be dumb. Kinda reminds me of Pokemon cards.
Here's my edition: **Subscription to Emkay** +100 Satisfaction +1000 laughs every r/itemshop, r/bossfight and r/madlads video along with all the others. +1 friend +1 tip on each boss's weakness
8:22 for context: There was a post inbetween the two that said "That first bottle is also filled with liquidised cocaine". Guessing they had to cut it out because of the Algorithm.
those strawberry candies were my favorite when I was little! I figured out if you stash them away and let them age long enough, they get soft on the outside
I would have LOVED it if my grandmothers had served the strawberry candies. All they had were the gross ones that stuck together in a big blob. They left them in glass bowls on end tables.
the weird part about the 882% charged phone is that is using a iphone charger from philips, but is a android phone.Not to mention the goddamn giant outlet going to a tiny charger lmfao
1:45 There is a small candy shop in a German imagrent themed tourist town in Iowa called the Amana colonies were the primary industry is hand crafted furniture. In that candy store there is an entire bin of these. I once bought a bag, they were lovely.
I like how At the start when It shows the Texts (Picture of Horseshoe here) ``NO`` "its a horseshoe" ``No` "Why are you afraid of the Truth?" Always gets me
@@Vaihly it's a 50/50 samurai doggo probably has some light speed attacks, but chainsaw roomba has a chance to one shot and is probably high in durability
LOL I never seen this subreddit before but I love it xD I especially love that Robin's doing the voice. also the cat painting 3:05 I think there's a phot somewhere like it
I’m not gonna lie but The Genocidal Roomba killed me haha, I’m totally fine. (I am not going to say which “killed” I meant because there is a genocidal roomba holding me hostage)
![เจ็บที่ยังฮัก - ม่อน วรวิทย์ [ Official Mv ] จอนนี่มิวสิค](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KALIGSRSjFs/mqdefault.jpg)
Another reason I like Emkay, they just proved you can cover this sub without constantly complaining about people not following the sub rules.
“Posts are restricted to either A. Being an item, B. A request of how to find an item, C. How best to use an item.”
@@icantthinkofaname8139 aho's the creator of emkay anyway
@@Dlovoko they like to be called the hand
@@Ashenthewarlock WOOOOAH JUST LIKE ZA HANDO FROM JOJO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@likehowdudehelp I don't get that refrance
Scalpel: Slashing weapon.
When equipped by any [support class], all moves from this weapon used by the holder immediately have 100% accuracy and will result in a critical success. (aka roll 20).
Edit(A): Weapon attack 5 so that this thing isn't overpowered.
Edit(B): "All moves" means doing anything with the scalpel. (picking locks, amputating small limbs, all attacks are critical hits, etc.)
Edit(C): You can only amputate/cut something with a 100% success rate if the target is incapacitated and the target limb/item is smaller than the scalpel itself. (The scalpel is about 4 inches long and 1 inch wide.)
Edit(D): Anything with skin that has the durability of wood or higher automatically blocks all attacks made be this weapon (e.g. You can't chop off the fingers of constructs simply because they're small enough). (You all asked for nerfs so here's one.)
Wtf nerf this admin
Ah yes, the cheatus scalpel! RUUNN!
@@hitman2040 its been nerfed
Okay, now I just need to attack bbeg with this. I will have instant nat 20 so no matter what, i will find him, and unalive him.
hey will it give a ponus to the medic skill?
*Ban Hammer*
Attack: 480
Defense: 30
*Bonus effect:*
*50% more effective on bots*
*75% less effective on real life people*
100% less effective to mobs/people that can respawn
@@Cloudy_Int should be a tf2 weapon
100% more effective on toxic people
How about...
Ban Hammer (ROBLOX variant)
ATK: 666
DEF: 66
Lowers speed by 6 and causes insane explosions, lagging out anyone nearby.
Guaranteed critical hits on any being in a virtual fantasy.
77% effective on dream like enemies.
IRL Humans take only 150 ATK from this, no effects.
roblox has this yes
@@Cloudy_Int f l a m e t h r o w e r
it should be a law that every time a reddit channel does r/itemshop they have to do r/bossfight after because they prepared with all of the items
I like this idea. Mostly because I love r/bossfight and want to see more.
hOi! iM tEmMie!
How does this not have more likes? This comment is gold and also makes a lot of sense, so someone please do this or make a Reddit channel for this
@@amantyde no ur not
@@amantyde welcom to TEM SHOP!!!!
Netherite armor: *You think you're better than me?*
Nokia armor: *I am better than you.*
Devs say they’re Nokia ore in 1.19
I read that in their voices.... and in afraid many wont get the refrence
@@boop7784 Don't worry I got it, Eda.
@@haybaleanimations2758 THEN WHY WERE YOU-
That’s Mat from demo ranch right?
Never go to r/Bossfight without the necessary items from this subreddit. It is very important.
yes, r/itemshop is merely a preparation for r/bossfight
5:39 these pancake look delicious and fluffy, I want them
i’ve bought a few and think i’m ready to fight
@@ProfessionalBugLover u need snow dog for it so be ready
i bought my self a heavy weapon now. how do i even carry this heavy beast?
it scares me the fact that a chainsaw roomba is something someone can make right now, and it wouldn't take that much effort
That's a disaster waiting to happen
the bots have invaded
kill them now
@Xena Iska I'm not a simp
I'm imagining it in practice and my brain immediately went to the forklift scene in Austin Powers.
"NOOOOO!!!"
It is also obtainable by using polymerization on three "Stabby the Knife Roomba" cards. It gains +100 to cutting, but its backfire effect[which deals 2 points of damage] is no longer prevented by the special card "Anti-Stabby Countermeasures". And, due to the card being very powerful, the backfire rate increases from a 5% chance to a 10% chance.
5:20 this thing could kill every god in the multiverse, but take 2 hours to recharge. Luckily, it comes with a plasma stabby stick.
One of my favorite subs, please do more!
Agreed!
I'm so sorry that you have to see these bots, they are shitters.
yes
Clearly the best
So many fu##ing bots
6:26 Goliath Bow
Cost : 155 Gold
Damage : 230 (Critical hit : +10)
Armour : 170
Accuracy : 75%
Stun chance : 25%
Weight : 10kg
Description : Can only be used by anyone with a power of 75+. They must be in the *Archer* category. Does 30% more damage to ice and ground enemies. Does 30% less damage to steel and water enemies.
Thank you my friend
Garlic shampoo: *exists*
My mom's carrot soap: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be LEGENDARY!"
8:08 bulldOWOzer: “your up against the wall, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL”
dallas: “why do you have owo on your face”
BulldOWOzer: “balancing”
@Xena Iska Invasion of The Bots 2: Shock and Terror
"Terror"
@Xena Iska incel
*BulldOWOzer
I regret to inform you that, in fact, a mod for an owo dozer does exist.
*The trinket of Emkay:*
Attack: +7000.
Depression Defence: +9999.
Entertainment: +infinity.
Meme Generation: +5300
Wholesomeness: +500 (- 30000 if The Jack if the upside down land is using it)
Yes: +99999999999.
(Bonus Effect: _Cottage cheese: +500)_
Sounds like a good item ngl.
The only replies were bots
@@Zwub not for long
@@TreeLMFAO Good
Cottage cheeses healing effect now lingers when this weapon is equipped
Price: Free
One of the best price for good item imo
Meme rifle
Attack: yes.
Laughter: yes.
Defense against boomers: yes.
+death by laughter
Weakness: Sad people are immune
@@MrNage Sad Person Gun
Attack: Forces them to be happy
Attack: 101 percent accurate
Happy people are immune
+Repetition Perk
Makes it so you say the same meme over and over again, it makes it that your opponent goes insane, killing them$31ves while you kill the meme.
@@pancakes4795 GODDAMNNNN
r/cringetopia
That "Cockroach" doesn't exist, It's a hallucination.
It reminds me of Metal Wario in Mario 64 (DS for me)
Then how was it photographed
its just a silver fish irl
Legendary Armored Radroach
"I'm holding it up like you can see it" Im dying bro
The only people that responded are 2 bots, sorry man, that must be dissapointing.
same lmao
@@theodorehylton6872 sadge yea
Alarm Clock: Artifact
3 uses.
Medium area if effect
+50 disorientation to normal people
+30 heightened senses to vampires
No way is that magnet man from jetpack joyride
@@Starlightnova111 That’s my profile pic! I tried to pick something that nobody would recognize.
@@stammer9406 OMG IT IS, I used to play that game alot.
@@theodorehylton6872 I actually used a cropped screenshot from my phone lol.
2:12 the real benefit is now you don’t have to deal with vampires
Item: forbidden moai (artifact)
Attack normal: +60
Charged attack: +100
Forbidding:+9000000
🗿: +10000000000000000000
weakness : none
"They were close"
"Close only counts in horseshoes and han- oh.. oooh... ooooohhhhhh...."
1:38 When you realize that you have seen the strawberry candies Grandmas somehow acquire at a local Asian food store that has everything in udder existence and your mom bought a bag to give out for trick or treat.
ok the Chainsaw Roomba might have an easy crafting recipe, but you gotta remember the multiple items you gotta craft for the Chainsaw and Roomba
And all the duct tape
10:17 Pretty sure the word 'master' in this case just refers to the old terminology used when talking about drives in computers. It used to be that you could only have so many hard drives in a single computer, and in order to keep things clear, each one connected was given a name related to it's 'rank' in the boot order. You could have the Primary Master, the Primary Slave, the Secondary Master, and the Secondary Slave. If the Primary Master drive fails to boot, the Primary Slave drive boots instead. If the Primary Slave fails to boot, the Secondary Master boots. You probably get it.
So this floppy being a 'master' means it's probably meant to be first in the load order. There may be more than one floppy in that package.
Speakers: Distraction.
When used, you place the speakers. And when an enemy goes near it, you start blasting Ed Sheeran.
Stats: + 25 Distraction.
The tomabunny was so cute that I wouldn't want to eat it, and I don't even like tomatoes, except as ketchup or spaghetti sauce
2:52 Mister Stabby is big on upgrades.. shin guards no longer effective, new protection guideline run far run fast.
Now now remember that its fleet admiral stabby, but yes he got an upgrade
Emkay is the the reason I stay up at night just to watch a new video.
I'll run
ok mate
rip ur comment dude
7:17
I had an idea similar to this, but instead it’s a barbarian that decided to just wrench a ballista from its post and use it like an over-the-shoulder bazooka
2:06 they forgot to put "+100 protection against vampire enemies"
My mom and dad had a bad fight just a moment ago, to the point where my dad was covered in blood, this video made it easier to not acknowledge that.
Uhmmmm...
It's hard to tell what's a joke and what's not in this place.
Regardless, seek help.
If this is a joke, just...uhhh, wut?
If this isn't, seek help. You shouldn't have to experience that.
This is not a joke :(
@@kristofusclidofus6534 Genuinely, you should ask someone for help. If family is out, police or social services might be a good call. I'm not the best person for advice (given I'm a random person on the internet), but you should get yourself out of that situation ASAP. People shouldn't have to go through that.
5:33
5 damage
+10 confusion
25% chance 5 dmg is 10 dmg
+20 knockback
Weakness is fire type
That roomba is ready to RIP AND TEAR
I love this subreddit way too much.
2:45
Add tape/any sticky material to the recipe in order to combine 'em.
Or give the roomba arms, whatevs.
Uses ban hammer since u r from roblos*
That "horse" shoe is something every Red Dead Redemption fans would want
Three in GODDAMN ROW wow.
Behold our lord, Pancake Cat, with syrup, banana for scale.
6:02 "and then he pulled out a comically large spoon"
Is that a reference to this video AND therussianbadger?
The Mythical Pig-Crab
Description:
“None knew from whence it came, but it made for a dish fit for the king when it was promptly baked with cheese and served with baked potatoes.”
Description reminds me of PvZH flavored text
@@peashootergaming7903 I wouldn’t really know myself, but that’s cool I guess. Like-mindedness, I suppose.
*Emkay's middle finger every intro:*
*Damage: 10000000.*
*Speed: 10000000.*
The true fastest hand in the west. Also, congrats at dodging the bot spam
(item: a saw stick into a rocket)
Name: sticker
100+ intimidation, 1000+ damage,
Ability: makes everybody near to it expect you will have a fear of death
Imagine how much time a person who is making a game with all the items in r/itemshop will be in the sub reddit
3:53 Yup Baldi quit from His Math Teachers Job and never want to see this guy With this Sword again
1:47 I have a bunch of these. They sell them at waltmart.
wallmart*
2:19 You got geodude costume! Read the descripion to see abilities or tecnhiqes.
Ability: sturdy. Sturdy allowes the wearer to live on 1HP if a powerful attack makes contact with the wearer.
Techniqes: bulldoze. Bulldoze realses a powerful shockwave that deals 50 DMG(10 seaconds cooldown) to all enemies that are near, Rollout. Roll one time per enemy to turn them into bits and deal 40 DMG(4 seaconds cooldown)
1:31 WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
*but i just have them and they taste so good*
1:59 my friend gave some of those to me for Valentine’s Day
4:26
Alhamdulillah, brother Robin and little mouse.
I would block the person who sended that picture ("horshoe") for at least a year, no matter how much i know or love that person
Would’ve been better if they turned the chainsaw sideways instead of up. Up it can only do pierce (stab) attacks, but sideways it can do both a pierce (stab) and slash attack (spin attack)
Haha, The thought that you thought this through is terrifying and brilliant, I would rather be your friend than your enemy.
my favourite subreddit, thank
1:16, thats a boss from r/bossfight and his name is Long boye
8:03 and here was me thinking that the bulldozer visor plate on jacket's room in payday 2 was the most cursed thing you could use as a mask, but i hate this one so much more
4:53 hey it's demolition ranch
The sword of the "K."
+ 100 uncomfortable to enemy
- 25 conversing skill points
+ 60 dry conversation
weakness : if the enemy is a 14 year old blue hair girl you will get banned for 3 days
If the R/ItemShop subreddit had a game based around it, I'd play the HELL out that game.
Anyone with me?
Absolutely. Collect the craziest items, and trade them for other items. You can also fight with them but the stats would be so unbalanced it'd be dumb. Kinda reminds me of Pokemon cards.
I'm starting to work on a game based on it.
@Silvia🦋 What the heck did you reply with?
A s**t ton of website links, thats what!
That is a scam spam, but still, I really want to play the game that has those items/creatures
I would
Here's my edition:
**Subscription to Emkay**
+100 Satisfaction
+1000 laughs every r/itemshop, r/bossfight and r/madlads video along with all the others.
+1 friend
+1 tip on each boss's weakness
2:59 that noise
8:22 for context:
There was a post inbetween the two that said "That first bottle is also filled with liquidised cocaine". Guessing they had to cut it out because of the Algorithm.
So nobody gonna even bring up the fact that this sub would fit perfectly with r/bossfight??
Well it would be preparation for the sub
@@GeodeShimmers Yeah it would because you can get all your gear ready for the bosses in that god-forsaken subreddit
3:10 that actually did take away part of my depression. Wierd.
5:00 shit:
-1000 smell
+1000 fly atraction
those strawberry candies were my favorite when I was little! I figured out if you stash them away and let them age long enough, they get soft on the outside
I would have LOVED it if my grandmothers had served the strawberry candies. All they had were the gross ones that stuck together in a big blob. They left them in glass bowls on end tables.
4:20 y'all not rockin with the megamind shrine??
*bad to the bone riff* get with the times *bad to the bone riff*
emkay is that funny uncle that cracks the best jokes at family gatherings
1:08 Dang! Bamboozled again.
1:50 i was told old people eat them cause they cant taste sweet things very well, so have to resort to pure sugar hard candy
You should mix this with r/boss fight then the item shop item you get you have to use to fight the boss
7:54
Wow, DE really did a good job on Harrow's deluxe skin!
3:05 BOW TO ME MORTALS
6:01
"Hey can I have some ice cream"
"Yeah but just a spoonful
6:47 why did he sound like that one guy on the hotel commercial
0:05 I would buy that specifically to make my friends uncomfortable
0:46 ah yes the ultimate boss
"It's probably going to be Slazo again"
Slave Knight Gwyn and Knight Artorias: think again.
6:21
Item asylum players:*war flashbacks*
Literal pice of shit: +100 disgust. +50 why do i have this. +2 dirty hands. -10 braincells
the weird part about the 882% charged phone is that is using a iphone charger from philips, but is a android phone.Not to mention the goddamn giant outlet going to a tiny charger lmfao
Okay, the protestor with a giant spoon is a Chad.
6:04 lmao
Imagine you are just a policeman and need to stop people from rebeling with water gun and theres guy thats just deflects everything
0:10
Is that Cuphead music hear, die house nice 👍
I love subreddits like this
8:50 If he lost his right arm in a siege, why is that a left hand?
1:45 There is a small candy shop in a German imagrent themed tourist town in Iowa called the Amana colonies were the primary industry is hand crafted furniture. In that candy store there is an entire bin of these. I once bought a bag, they were lovely.
5:54 Does double damage to ice enemies
I like how At the start when It shows the Texts
(Picture of Horseshoe here)
``NO``
"its a horseshoe"
``No`
"Why are you afraid of the Truth?"
Always gets me
8:01 Gimme dat! What's the price, I wanna have that! 📸🦊✨
The 'what's poppin', I'm Robin' is just 😌👌
1500 yards is basically 1500 meters, who ever did that math is really bad.
5:18
You don’t even need the lightsaber or the gauntlet, just having two omnitrixes would make you the most powerful being ever
1:50 my older sis has those
This makes me loose hope I'm the sanity of humanity but it's so chaotic to the point where it's funny
do r/bossfight next so we can think how our battles against them will go with the items we chose here
The samurai doggo from r/bossfight vs Chainsaw roomba from r/Itemshop which one u betting on?
@@Vaihly it's a 50/50 samurai doggo probably has some light speed attacks, but chainsaw roomba has a chance to one shot and is probably high in durability
I'm also on a second tab rn with this so I can see it's stats while watching emkay's latest r/bossfight
@@yeetuszilla1663 damn ur taking this seriously?
I love that he is still using my idea for saying 'whats poppin im robin' and i love your vidoes man they are hilarious keep this amazing work upp
I would've called 4:02 an abacuts
HOLY CRAP,MY POST IS ACTUALLY IN AN EMKAY VIDEO-
Just to clarify,it was the Horse Shoe one. Loved the video,by the way!
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
LOL I never seen this subreddit before but I love it xD I especially love that Robin's doing the voice.
also the cat painting 3:05 I think there's a phot somewhere like it
I’m not gonna lie but The Genocidal Roomba killed me haha, I’m totally fine.
(I am not going to say which “killed” I meant because there is a genocidal roomba holding me hostage)
1:47 A pocket full of those set off a metal detector. That's why I stopped eating them.
I like the selection of thumbnails you choose, this one was perfect