i like how they give everyone their own walking stick so they can still make it to mcdonalds after the weekly lessons on how to live with internal bleeding
Well, as I have heard from fighters here and there, the only guys that can take pretty hard blows like this are either BIG guys (I mean, big boned, naturally large frames, etc.), or guys that have well developed abs, etc. I'm sure others can, but, question is, HOW MANY blows can you take-I mean, fairly hard blows in the chest, stomach, etc.? Bruce Lee believed that no one should do any serious sparring until the abs were more well developed. I'll take his word for it. Until then-gotta get in better shape, more flexibility, develop more strength, speed, power, technique, etc.
It's a McDojo, full of regular dudes who don't defend themselves on a regular basis. Real systemma is much better. There's a video of an 8 year MMA fighter doubling his power with 10 minutes of systemma training
Have trained a few times with Systema folks in my area (very nice people). They demo'd the same techniques on me - very impressive - it hurt. Then we sparred - suddenly the forceful strikes disappeared since I was no longer standing there like a human punching bag. My movement in and out, changing angles, stuffing their strikes, all totally nullified their actual fighting ability. The teacher actually told me I was being too competitive... so ended my brief intro to this "art."
You make judgments with no real evidence. One school or a person? Don't be in such a hurry until you test your level at any intensity you choose with , Mikael or Vladimir. I spend a few seminars and they can do it. Judging on one experience presupposes they are all the same. No. Find o ut by training with one of them. Then you have perspective.
Most dojos are what are referred to as McDojos. You probably went to one of them. I use systemma in real life, and people will pull out phones to record me beating people up, even against people several times stronger than I
Spetsnazovets dude. my comment was a fucking joke, you idiot. do you REALLY think that I, or anyone else, believes that EVERY fuckng guy doing system is fat????
the "master" is a walking heart attack. whats the point in being able to defend yourself against an attacker, when you can't defend yourself from food ?
Size isn’t much of an indication of fitness - look at rugby props or wrestlers or world’s strongest man - very similar build but they’re very fit indeed!
man, I have 15 years of martial arts on my behalf and regardless of what anyone can think of the system, I have to acknowledge that the way the instructor handled those two guys was better than what many instructors would do, including me. I liked the part of 'keeping their dignity'. Cheers for that.
Word up. And these guys are not fighters. Just some dudes who like martial arts. The real practitioners kick people's asses while looking like their losing the fight. Truly amazing stuff
This is called "Hitting them in the solar plexus vs randomly hitting a load of fat". Something even an amateur striker would know the difference between.
I have been doing Smetana now for 2 weeks and now a qualified Instructor. I have mastered the relaxed style of fighting with an aid of 2 crates of Vodka and 4 strips of Valium. Last night I tried to pick a fight with a cactus. When approached by several Gopniks attempting to take my food stamps in the Ukraine, I threw semechki into their eyes and yelled "I'm a Smetana!!". I am now in a hospital with several stabwounds and a missing testicle. Thank you so much for sharing this vid. I'm a Smetana for life.
Why are all Systema Masters fat? Is it needed because the fat is absorbing the punches? Or are they fat because they do not need to move in their training?
because Systema doesn't really strength it even can a bear flying instead of punching straight they punch downward and i got explained when i watch hayate the combat butler i can't take my eyes off you the episode that one of the character's has a sister and said if you wanna be my sister you must have a talent like me
johnromano deloslado I'm sorry, I couldn't understand what you were trying to say. Could you please use some punctuation? Did you mean something like this? 'Because Systema doesn't really strength, it can even send a bear flying. Instead of punching straight they punch downward. I got the explanation when i watched "Hayate the Combat Butler: I can't take my eyes off you". More specifically, the episode where one of the characters has a sister and said "if you wanna be my sister you must have a talent like me."' If so, I still do not get what the anime series has to do with the rest of your post. Is an action anime really a good source of information about a real life martial art? Or maybe you are implicating that Systema is an entirely fictional martial art? ;)
Tough is when a grown man gets scared and kicks you in the balls so you simply beat him harder... whats on display here is a drinking club that larps as a flock of segals on weekends. Has anyone there ever seen a fucking boxing match? Anyone can take a bunch of body shots that they are ready for.
While Mr. Ryabko looks out of shape and severely overweight, I have been to one of his seminars and not only can he move like a "whirling dervish" and avoid anything you throw at him, his punches, specially when he is countering are like running into a lead wall! Do not think this guy is fake; there is nothing fake about him, even if the teaching style is not the best.
Makes sense. I mean, if relaxation and minimum effort are the cornerstones of your training, and Systema is all you do, then you wouldn't be physically fit because you wouldn't be expending much energy. I've been hit by what could be considerate an "advanced beginner" Systema guy and it SUUUUUUUCKED. I'd rather get kicked in the balls by a TKD black belt!
It seems to me that they are doing what a bullfighter does.... give the attacker a false target and then move it. A straight punch delivers its maximum force in a very narrow distance... if you move the target back three inches beyond where the punch is focused, there is very little force left. These guys seem to be pushing their stomach forward a little, and then when the punch is thrown, they retract their stomach, and the result is that the punch connects to their body after it has already passed its effective range. There is much less force remaining. I suspect this would not work against a hook, or a fighter who moved forward and punches through the target.
+Jamie Campos I agree with your point, but I also don't believe all they do is evade. This is simply a technique to help you while you're also doing your own strikes or such. Combined with your own style of striking, this could be useful to know. For example, these street fighters knowing what they know, but then also learning how to do this.
My original background is MMA. I trained seriously for 4 years time consistently and competing at amateur events. I won 4 fights in MMA class 'C' format and lost 2. I took part in 5 grappling competitions. I thought that this is not real, but I on sunday I had opportunity to test it. I went for Systema Seminar with Jamie Robson and when the punches people mock out this video were presented on his friend, I volunteered to test and I can tell I never seen anyone produce that kind force from such small distance. Those small punches are pretty much equal to knockout punches and there 3 types 1 - You can feel on Your tissue 2 - You will in the muscle 3 - I felt in my internal organs (pretty insane feeling) I only got once kneed in my stomach to feel something similar. Is Systema the answer for efficient self defense for everyone? I think not - it takes a lot of years of practice to develop their techniques, breathing technique and to apply it. Is it better than my current techniques, taken from freestyle wrestling, boxing, thai boxing, bjj ? It is without a shadow of a doubt. In my opinion Russian Systema is something worth spending time on
Harold TheTubeman I wouldn't mouth off. If you said that to his face and tried to back up your empty words, I bet he'd mess you up. I've seen System used in self defense firsthand and it works brilliantly. I fought for years in a few different disciplines and competed at the national level in Tae Kwon Do and I learned more in a few months of taking Systema than I did in the years prior. My instructor was taught by both Master Vasiliev and by Master Ryabko.
just never stop breathing- the stronger the force (physically or mentally) the faster the breathing (nose in _ mouth out)- and it works really well especially when confronting fears like spiders, hights, needles... just concentrate on constant breathing and you will become more focused and less stressed.
This is actually REALLY useful in CQC, because whenever you get hit - especially in the abdomen or the face, it can disorient you, but being familiar with getting hit and making the impact decrease by proper breathing techniques can actually give you a massive advantage for a counter attack.
@@aimanghazi7043 there's no structure in systema that I can see, it's just conceptual ideas like when Ido portal did touch butt in the park with Conor McGregor
Nikeimizhong Tomasch like every other profession, also in martial arts there are plenty of con artists! The only thing these men in the video are fighting, is diabetes.
Thundermark Perun I did challenge one, he didn’t accept and said I could only join his school and learn if I behave as a student. If you consider the fat people in the video as a master than you clearly have no idea what fighting is.
Thundermark Perun i can send you a link. It was actually in a comment section of youtube. It is in German tho. What is there not to believe? I asked him, if I could sparr with them, because I don’t believe their System works
+joe grigg Yeah, this is the thing. Here's a neat trick: I grab you with both hands, press my face against yours and yell "HIT ME"! And then for some reason, when you punch me in the head with a crappy bicep curl it does nothing. Then i show you my manly upper body strength by tossing you away. Used to use it as a pub trick XP OBVIOUSLY if you engineer a situation where you know you can get hit and ignore it completely, you'll... get hit and ignore it completely. But hey, without violating the rules of their 'test', i volunteer to grab the instructor behind the head/neck and haymaker/uppercut him in the chest/solar-plexus as hard as i can several times and see how his relaxed breathing techniques work under pressure. Those body punches they were 'overcoming' were absolutely pathetic.
+joe grigg It really is, and honestly it amazes me that no one has tried to make these clowns close shop back in the motherland at the very least. I mean most of these assholes try to falsely associate themselves and their "martial art" with the Russian military, even though no relation exists what so ever.
I'm a trainer in ghettokhan te jaku-up.......I think if the situation calls for running have a good pair of sneakers, not too expensive because that alone will can earn you a spot on a concrete mattress. One thing I tell people is, if you see a group of thugs walking towards you start doing cartwheels and dancing like john travolta, this will make you appear to have a mental disorder and may deter your would be assailants. If that doesn't work grab a large object like a trash can and raise it above your head, this gives your attackers the impression your bigger than you really are ,this works in the wild so you may try this if you are cornered. One thing I always carry is a smoke bomb, like the one Batman uses, all you do is throw it underfoot and a large smoke screen instantly appears, this has never let me down...
well if i see a systema guy goes to mma and ufc and show us the tests it would be better. these students are scared of their teachers. being fat is not healthy and all these guys are not healthy in terms of body fat. if someone can not control his weight, how can he control other people in a real fights? i dont say that these techniques are not effective but in real people dont hit the stomach , they hit the face. and these guys show no defense whatosever. thats why in my opinion they cant fight in real let say in big competition or tournament. do you think that these systema guys could one day compete in real ? i dont think so. thanks
You've heard the saying to never judge a book by its cover ? Well it's true, I'm not sure I see that instructor in the UFC but against the vast majority of the population someone that understands angles. Doesn't waste any energy and just might surprise you with his speed and effectiveness. I've (years ago) trained with a lot of different body types and a skilled fighter with some weight on you can be a real problem. He clearly understood pressure points and that upward angled blow to the solar plexus didn't seem like much I promise it'll jack you up. It causes your diaphragm to go into spasms. Most people go to the ground and flop around like a fish out of water. Get with a buddy and try it not hard just work on that angle you'll know when you get it right lol.
Not8upwthit i am not judging this guy or another guy. with his low hands believe me he cant stand few seconds iif he was in the ring. i am not saying he is fat or big no. but what i am saying is demonstration is a demonstration. this big fat student shows that he is always hurt and have pain when his master punch him but with other guy he shows nothing. if this student was hit by a professional martial artist i dont think he will stay on his feet. i always criticize people who shows no respect to the public. in general those who demonstrate skills are always with their students. for me if someone demonstrates something true must have a third party. i mean martial artist from different styles and well show us what you got. any technique should be tested with equal martial artist strength. for physical fitness, i would like to see someone who is fit to teach. being big and fat is abnormal because someone cant even control his body muscles. i would like to see some athletic people who demonstrate things. martial art is a healthy sport. hope that helps and thanks for sharing.
Lol no arguments any that steps into the ring had better be protecting their head. The main thing I noticed was the master seemed pretty adept at striking pressure points. I agree with you that it'd be much more interesting for hem to test his skills against another master martial artist. This demonstration against the "street fighters" that pretty much just went along wasn't as impressive. I did notice they were in much better physical condition. It goes back in this instance IMO they were simply demonstrating the effect of simple strikes to pressure points and one of his students used some movement and the guy couldn't really hit him. The only instructors I've ever worked with were in excellent shape, but we did a lot of grappling. I can't see any of these guys doing that. Thank you for your response and best of luck to you!
Not8upwthit welcome. it is rare to see one punch do something on the chest. it is rare on mma and ufc because it is hard to punch that way. who let you punch him on the plexus by nature the hands are always in the front even if he has never done martial arts. the one i see using a lot of karate techniques and successful in cung lee. thanks
fights are much faster in reality that fat man wouldn't stand a chance in a proper fight, a fighter would just dodge his punches then easily take him out, its all well and good being able to punch someone but punch someone in a fight is different.
Once I got into a fight with my friend and had my brow punched open, it was bleeding all over my face, so I ended up in E.R. to stitch it. While they were washing it out, some older man, bold and quite a big fellow, looked like a debt collector was sitting next to me, waiting for his slashed palm to be fixed, he looks at me and says: Fight eh? Sort of, yeah.. Fight? Are you kidding me, fight? Son, some Chinese guy invented gunpowder two thousand years ago and you still fight..? Was that a word of wisdom, I cant really tell, but how not to trust a older man?
@kara88bg if it was a life or death circumstance,you don't use guns to win arguments.if you ever need to use a gun because your life is seriously being threatened then you have to remember,your not shooting to end their life,your shooting to save yours. thats what a firearms instructor/retired police officer with 30 years on the force told me. :)
jdefabs2112 Absolutely... Well said.. That's why this whole gun control thing is bullshit... You think that kid in Connecticut would have shot all those kids if someone in that school was packing a firearm?
This should be retitled - "Bored players amuse themselves by punching each other after repo men take all the pool tables (But let them keep the cues)."
Nah MMA is bullshit against proper street fighting. Rolling around on the floor like a girl ain't no good when your enemy is biting a hole in your thigh
I HEARD THE GUY WHO PUNCHES IN THIS VID BROKE HIS FINGERS, HE JUST QUIT PUNCHING WHICH MEANS THIS SYSTEMA IS EFFECTIVA. MMA, UFC WERE FAKE, YOU ALL ABOUT $$$$ AND PUBLICITY, THIS BELLIES WILL MAKE YOUR BUSINESS BANKRUPT. THIS IS THE REAL DEAL YOU CAN MAKE YOUR ATTACKER STOP PUNCHING WITHOUT THROWING ONE. IMPRESSIVE!!! WINNING THE FIGHT JUST BY STANDING AND ASKING FOR MORE.
does this breathing technique stop you getting 'winded' as in when someone punches you in the upper stomach and you loose the ability to breath temporarily ? winding someone really really messes them up but there is a way to recover from it, by tilting the head upwards / backwards although this will allow your opponent to destroy you while you recover breathing ...
I hope you people are aware that training for combat fighting is different from MMA. I don't take away anything from a MMA fighter but going one on one in the ring is a totally different from fighting in the battlefield which has no ref or rules. In a street fight you can be guaranteed that your opponent friend will jump in if his friend is getting his ass whipped by you.
***** He's right. If you go to the floor and try for something like an arm bar in any real fight, someone is going to stomp your head. You don't think you can fight MMA style, ring fighting style, in a street fight, do you?
***** It seems that they're under the impression that MMA fighters don't *know* how to use certain techniques, even though they're not *allowed* to use them. MMA incorporates any fighting style, including 'street fighting', as long as it's effective. However, lethal techniques - such as striking the back of the head or spinal cord - are not allowed inside the octagon.
taffwob well the point is that absorbing punches is mostly about breathing and relaxation here so if those dart players have enough control over their body they will be able to do that btw im pretty sure u are only here to offend people and not to ask honest questions :P
& big whoopty do, his 2nd is able to take street punches, but can't take the "Masters" punches, that proves literally NOTHING. What about a first year student that has mastered the basics of this "style"? Defending against a hit should be pretty basic, how do they take it?
I wish I spoke Russian. The instructor is very good. He is hitting in the right place to inflict a lot of pain which will disable an attacker that is not prepared. Thanks for loading. Much respect.
What everyone is failing to see from this video is that by relaxing the muscles and using proper breathing techniques, they are absorbing the impact which is extremely crucial in a fight. Systema is all about taking blows and making the guy who dished it out seem like a little girl throwing punches. Not to mention systema has great technique when it comes to striking to.
i already begun training, i'm drinking at least 3 beers a day in order to develop the right abs required for this discipline.
You need bread too
How it's going? 😉 😂
Man boops 😉😇
@@umutberdan7690 even a brain.. With a strong soul. ❤️
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But the bear knock is strong and put musclor out of order.
I lost it when he called in Obelix
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He dropped on a Macburger when he was little. That has a permanent effect on the guy.
You got a lotta gaul, Dannomatix. 😆
I cried so hard from laughing that my belly hurts xD
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I am extremely impressed by the strength of the elastic waistband in those Adidas track pants.
Russian Brad Pitt?
Nipple scratchers
Ahahahah lmao
you are a fucking genius !!!
Hit at the reight spot.or presieur exact spot.if you. Knowe they go
i like how they give everyone their own walking stick so they can still make it to mcdonalds after the weekly lessons on how to live with internal bleeding
Was there any seriousness about internal bleeding? Just curious.
apparently this system involves eating mcdonalds 8 times a day and developing an indestructible layer of lard to protect you from blows.
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That guy is a beast and can't be beat.
Well, as I have heard from fighters here and there, the only guys that can take pretty hard blows like this are either BIG guys (I mean, big boned, naturally large frames, etc.), or guys that have well developed abs, etc. I'm sure others can, but, question is, HOW MANY blows can you take-I mean, fairly hard blows in the chest, stomach, etc.? Bruce Lee believed that no one should do any serious sparring until the abs were more well developed. I'll take his word for it. Until then-gotta get in better shape, more flexibility, develop more strength, speed, power, technique, etc.
You are making jokes, however you are right, as the main assumption is to be fat and slow... And i am not joking..
lol
Are they all waiting for the new pool table to be delivered?
Paddy .Cook 😂😂😂
Nice
Paddy .Cook 😂😂😂🤗🤗🤗
Fcking brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
To be any good, high pants and a fat gut are a prerequisite.
+Steve Gould Yes thats a must lol
+Steve Gould Don't forget the cane! :D
haha lol. good I have both of those prerequisites, guess I pass to start learning this
+TheRawFish Hey u should go their kick their asses and steal the Business lol
I'd need 1 body punch for them
So basically this systema consist of receiving thousands of punches into your belly while trying to knockout your opponent with your vodka breath
😂😂😂you maid my day 😂😂😂
Yooo ahahahahhahahahahah
It's a McDojo, full of regular dudes who don't defend themselves on a regular basis. Real systemma is much better. There's a video of an 8 year MMA fighter doubling his power with 10 minutes of systemma training
" Embarrassing " is not enough. But the comments section is the best ever
I am not sure punching in the stomach is a fighting system
They are drunk Russians what do you expect?
It also involves guns sooooo...
the system is knowing how to relax and breath...
@@JohnW704 while drunk.in ukraine
the dead can never be more relaxed
@@dxrevelations5111 the war has nothing to do with a martial art the Russian people made you disgusting shit
Have trained a few times with Systema folks in my area (very nice people). They demo'd the same techniques on me - very impressive - it hurt. Then we sparred - suddenly the forceful strikes disappeared since I was no longer standing there like a human punching bag. My movement in and out, changing angles, stuffing their strikes, all totally nullified their actual fighting ability. The teacher actually told me I was being too competitive... so ended my brief intro to this "art."
You make judgments with no real evidence. One school or a person? Don't be in such a hurry until you test your level at any intensity you choose with , Mikael or Vladimir. I spend a few seminars and they can do it. Judging on one experience presupposes they are all the same. No. Find o ut by training with one of them. Then you have perspective.
@@JoeyJoelBand oh... You're definitely sold this bs huh???
@@hazahizabbanzabalawan3815 f
Most dojos are what are referred to as McDojos. You probably went to one of them. I use systemma in real life, and people will pull out phones to record me beating people up, even against people several times stronger than I
@@justinAclark2075 yeah right😒
What’s with the sticks ? Looks like a bunch of Shepard’s down the pub on a day off
If the gut absorbsion doesn't work grab a pool cue.
Laziness is all that is LMAO
They were standing around waiting for the pool tables to show up :)
One day in Russia I was physically confronted by a master of Systema, thankfully I had chocolate long john I threw into traffic.
This needs way more likes... 😂😂😂😂
It's like 3 in the morning and I'm over here cryin bro you killed me man
Agreed, 1 a.m. and I'm rolling!
Lolol 😂🍻
Its fighting not modeling
Sytema doesn't have any fancy colors on the belt to determine your skill. Only different sizes - XXXL belt equals a black belt in other martial arts.
lol i believe it
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is this what Steven Seagal does?
the stripes on the sweatpants shows their skill level. Furthermore, only Sistema masters are allowed to wear leather jackets on sweat pants.
+michael marvin lmao Stevan segal...lol
The most difficult part of Systema is getting the necessary 40 kg of fat around your midsection.
Lol
+Marbles McGee Sonny Puzikas and Vladimir Vasiliev aren't fat and are Systema practitioners. Try them if you are brave.
Spetsnazovets
congratulations on finding two guys that aren't fat.
My former Systema instructor Andrea Bisaz (RIP), Martin Wheeler and more.
Spetsnazovets
dude. my comment was a fucking joke, you idiot. do you REALLY think that I, or anyone else, believes that EVERY fuckng guy doing system is fat????
Ahhh, finally a fighting system where I can be a slob and not be physically fit.
Easy there fella! You need the pool cue too. Adidas leisure wear is optional, but preferred. Beer gut is, of course, de rigeur.
Funny yup !! So stupid they aren’t even hitting hard they are hiding back??
Lol
Don't be lied to by his looks he may be fit up to a certain point but doesn't work out as much as he used to, their is also that element.
Fedor emelinenko looked like a slob but was a ice cold killer
You can see that they aren't in good shape, they're all walking with canes.
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+Jan Kuiper *:D :D :D :D :D x 100000000000*
It's all about channelling energy, not muscle resistance
en jij hebt wel vechtervaring?
Ever heard of the name Fedeor Emelianenko??? If not just search After the Name here on youtube! ;)
IS this systema? I mean does one have to be overweight to be proficient at it?
+911MadGamer ? k idiot
911MadGamer fuck you aswell
***** then lets make peace :)
+Zietern pepp
Jamie Glennon popp
This is the little known style "The way of the dow nutt". The give away is the peak condition all these athletes are in
lololololololol
4:12 "he killed 16 Czechoslovakians, the guy was an interior decorator"
His house looked like shit
His house looked like shit
You think this is cold? I wash my balls with ice water!
Lead paint is a killer lmao
Sopranos
Does systema translate to obesity in english?
+0955interactive idiot
joker28666 oh it translates to idiot....that actually makes sense too
no,but I would say it translates to your ass being handed to you by a fat dude!
Systema is the russian word for marshmallow dude! ^^
***** Sure Trollfather !
Was the last guy Obelix
David Pardieu 😂😂😂
David Pardieu 😂
Lol im dead
Yeeeesss
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5:54 minutes of my life that I waisted and can't get back.
I am one minute into this utter bollocks, thanks for the warning .
Go back in time. Some crazy people believe in time travel.
For real but I’m still laughing 😂
Still funny to watch this dimitri guys.........in mother russia drama combat...........
You made your life longer by laughing.
the "master" is a walking heart attack. whats the point in being able to defend yourself against an attacker, when you can't defend yourself from food ?
Lmao. Don't let this judge your idea about systema, it can be fatal if the user is in shape. But that was funny as hell tho lmao.
@@vikingraider7577 if it worked it'd be in mma.
@@Mezer_PoE If it didn't work the Spetsnaz wouldn't use it.
@@vikingraider7577 Yeah okay lmao
Size isn’t much of an indication of fitness - look at rugby props or wrestlers or world’s strongest man - very similar build but they’re very fit indeed!
man, I have 15 years of martial arts on my behalf and regardless of what anyone can think of the system, I have to acknowledge that the way the instructor handled those two guys was better than what many instructors would do, including me. I liked the part of 'keeping their dignity'. Cheers for that.
Word up. And these guys are not fighters. Just some dudes who like martial arts. The real practitioners kick people's asses while looking like their losing the fight. Truly amazing stuff
Si si, súper genial... aunque todo lo demás es basura...
This is called "Hitting them in the solar plexus vs randomly hitting a load of fat". Something even an amateur striker would know the difference between.
lmao
yeah its a little hard when your fight experience and knowledge all comes from jackie chan movies.
I have been doing Smetana now for 2 weeks and now a qualified Instructor. I have mastered the relaxed style of fighting with an aid of 2 crates of Vodka and 4 strips of Valium. Last night I tried to pick a fight with a cactus. When approached by several Gopniks attempting to take my food stamps in the Ukraine, I threw semechki into their eyes and yelled "I'm a Smetana!!". I am now in a hospital with several stabwounds and a missing testicle. Thank you so much for sharing this vid. I'm a Smetana for life.
Haha haha 😂
“last night i tried to pick a fight with a cactus” this will live with me forever
fkn lol
I can't stop laughing. Crying and snot bubbles. This made my day.
Awsome 😅
This is like an arm wrestler pretending to be stronger than a grappler. They have to test their "systema" when I am not allowing them to punch me.
Gérard Depardieu took this russian thing really too far.
No one knows who that is, I almost forgot about him
@@ddstanfield9259 if you're French you definitely know him
@@thomassaimond9035 .... if you like good acting you know about him.
What the fuck was this all about? Just looks like a care in the community clinic.
Why are all Systema Masters fat? Is it needed because the fat is absorbing the punches? Or are they fat because they do not need to move in their training?
not enough ab work and too much sugar and vodka in the diet.
because Systema doesn't really strength it even can a bear flying instead of punching straight they punch downward and i got explained when i watch hayate the combat butler i can't take my eyes off you the episode that one of the character's has a sister and said if you wanna be my sister you must have a talent like me
johnromano deloslado I'm sorry, I couldn't understand what you were trying to say. Could you please use some punctuation?
Did you mean something like this?
'Because Systema doesn't really strength, it can even send a bear flying. Instead of punching straight they punch downward.
I got the explanation when i watched "Hayate the Combat Butler: I can't take my eyes off you". More specifically, the episode where one of the characters has a sister and said "if you wanna be my sister you must have a talent like me."'
If so, I still do not get what the anime series has to do with the rest of your post. Is an action anime really a good source of information about a real life martial art? Or maybe you are implicating that Systema is an entirely fictional martial art? ;)
its was explained by one of the girls
johnromano deloslado Ok. And what does that have to do with reality?
4:09 this is what peak male performance looks like
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Actually spit my water out at your comment...nailed it!🤣🤣🤣
Bruh
Russian street fighter wants to punch instructor in gut. Instructor makes his student take the blows.
04:05 Obelix does exist bitches!
LMAO
LOL
Hitting an opponent under the sternum - after telling him to hyperventilate.. isn't skill....it must be magic.
Why not hit the Sternum and see how tough they are???😆
Tough is when a grown man gets scared and kicks you in the balls so you simply beat him harder... whats on display here is a drinking club that larps as a flock of segals on weekends. Has anyone there ever seen a fucking boxing match? Anyone can take a bunch of body shots that they are ready for.
The most powerful move in Russian Martial arts is:
Strike your opponent
Blame it on your enemy
Imprison anyone who contests the narrative
While Mr. Ryabko looks out of shape and severely overweight, I have been to one of his seminars and not only can he move like a "whirling dervish" and avoid anything you throw at him, his punches, specially when he is countering are like running into a lead wall! Do not think this guy is fake; there is nothing fake about him, even if the teaching style is not the best.
Is being overweight a requirement of this mummery ?
xGarrettThiefx Well it's definitely a requirement for his mammaries.
Whirling dervish oh please...hahahahah I'm mean seriously... hahahaha
Makes sense. I mean, if relaxation and minimum effort are the cornerstones of your training, and Systema is all you do, then you wouldn't be physically fit because you wouldn't be expending much energy. I've been hit by what could be considerate an "advanced beginner" Systema guy and it SUUUUUUUCKED. I'd rather get kicked in the balls by a TKD black belt!
xGarrettThiefx lmao you took the words out of my mouth, a whirling fucking dervish
It seems to me that they are doing what a bullfighter does.... give the attacker a false target and then move it. A straight punch delivers its maximum force in a very narrow distance... if you move the target back three inches beyond where the punch is focused, there is very little force left.
These guys seem to be pushing their stomach forward a little, and then when the punch is thrown, they retract their stomach, and the result is that the punch connects to their body after it has already passed its effective range. There is much less force remaining.
I suspect this would not work against a hook, or a fighter who moved forward and punches through the target.
+Jamie Campos I agree with your point, but I also don't believe all they do is evade. This is simply a technique to help you while you're also doing your own strikes or such. Combined with your own style of striking, this could be useful to know. For example, these street fighters knowing what they know, but then also learning how to do this.
+Jamie Campos Anybody can brace for a punch that they know is coming. The knockout comes when you don't see it ! (Former Pro Boxer)
+Jamie Campos you're right it wouldn't, and I have seen this theory tested with some truly serious fighters.
***** got it!!
uhh there's no science in that it's just stupidity and it doesn't work. I like how these fat idiots think they're real martial artists.
I can just picture these guys drinking vodka rather than water in between rounds 😂😂
Moe to Homer: "OK, punching's not your thing - you're not that kind of fighter"...
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So the teaching of magnificent SYstema is - get as fat as possible and use it as armor?
5 min in and I'm thinking this video is just about getting punched by a walrus.
Russian yoga?
That’s funny
Women like to be Tongue punched in the Salty Walrus.
the red haired dude just avoided the punches
Tomorrow I start wearing my track pants up around my arm pits and be super strong like these critters
They should reserve their power to fight against diabetes.
+Sek Ranger I'm pretty certain Diabetes is winning! lol
Adolf Shitler Ha ha
😂😂😂 dude that was awesome
They have it man.
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Ok 1 question Why do they have sticks in their hands
it's a fucken cult.
Hammy Bunghole, a hobbit training.
IT's a sleeping stick. Fat guys lean's against it to sleep Standing.
they practicing in a pool hall, after is 8 ball
they practicing in a pool hall, afterpractice it's 8 ball and beer
In a world were punches are just thrown to the stomach
I guess they could also hit you in the face...
This video is a joke
Nah, there are many russian belief systems with weird gurus who have non-contact "martial arts" & shit, followers just pretend to be hurt.
Belly punch and they puke Big Mac's.
Other guy moves around to gain position advantage...told just to stand there where he is and fight.
this is the FAT : Fat Absorbing Technique.
One one thing..... Where is Joe rogan I need his speculation on this shit
Mark Hunt God yes! DO IT!
Mark Hunt Lol
Mr. Meatball teaches you in slow motion. After this effort you deserve 13 Big Macs.
In Russia they are so poor they can't afford a punching bag so they get a fat guy to volunteer.
+Mingy Zola hahahahha n1
+Mingy Zola Russia ranks 2nd in the world in the number of migrant workers.You will always be in Russia to work.
you must be american,that's an ignorant comment!
It was a harmless joke, you sensitive greeny!
+Mingy Zola ok then we can make jokes about americans being fat
I’ve heard that without 2liters of vodka the systema is ineffective
Russians! My crazy brothers from thousands of years ago!
Cheers from California!
My original background is MMA. I trained seriously for 4 years time consistently and competing at amateur events. I won 4 fights in MMA class 'C' format and lost 2. I took part in 5 grappling competitions.
I thought that this is not real, but I on sunday I had opportunity to test it. I went for Systema Seminar with Jamie Robson and when the punches people mock out this video were presented on his friend, I volunteered to test and I can tell I never seen anyone produce that kind force from such small distance.
Those small punches are pretty much equal to knockout punches and there 3 types
1 - You can feel on Your tissue
2 - You will in the muscle
3 - I felt in my internal organs (pretty insane feeling)
I only got once kneed in my stomach to feel something similar.
Is Systema the answer for efficient self defense for everyone? I think not - it takes a lot of years of practice to develop their techniques, breathing technique and to apply it.
Is it better than my current techniques, taken from freestyle wrestling, boxing, thai boxing, bjj ? It is without a shadow of a doubt.
In my opinion Russian Systema is something worth spending time on
go join ballet
Harold TheTubeman I wouldn't mouth off. If you said that to his face and tried to back up your empty words, I bet he'd mess you up. I've seen System used in self defense firsthand and it works brilliantly. I fought for years in a few different disciplines and competed at the national level in Tae Kwon Do and I learned more in a few months of taking Systema than I did in the years prior. My instructor was taught by both Master Vasiliev and by Master Ryabko.
just never stop breathing- the stronger the force (physically or mentally) the faster the breathing (nose in _ mouth out)- and it works really well especially when confronting fears like spiders, hights, needles... just concentrate on constant breathing and you will become more focused and less stressed.
This is actually REALLY useful in CQC, because whenever you get hit - especially in the abdomen or the face, it can disorient you, but being familiar with getting hit and making the impact decrease by proper breathing techniques can actually give you a massive advantage for a counter attack.
Or you could just do boxing
@@workhard3606 True true. But this can be useful as a perk on top of your own fighting technique whether that is boxing or some martial arts.
@@aimanghazi7043 there's no structure in systema that I can see, it's just conceptual ideas like when Ido portal did touch butt in the park with Conor McGregor
lol
Where will you use martial arts?
The instructor needs a stick to keep the balance. That's a good way to stay fit.
Obelix is that you?
There goes the warning beeper on my bullshitometer.
What if someone will have a crazy idea of...you know...punching him in the face?🤔
No, that doesn’t work. You have to tell the attacker in advance that he’s only allowed to punch you in the guts.
@@peterpekelo3779 The etiquette in the world of martial arts is truly fascinating, amazing culture.
Nikeimizhong Tomasch like every other profession, also in martial arts there are plenty of con artists!
The only thing these men in the video are fighting, is diabetes.
Thundermark Perun I did challenge one, he didn’t accept and said I could only join his school and learn if I behave as a student. If you consider the fat people in the video as a master than you clearly have no idea what fighting is.
Thundermark Perun i can send you a link. It was actually in a comment section of youtube. It is in German tho. What is there not to believe? I asked him, if I could sparr with them, because I don’t believe their System works
Now show me a fighter who stands there and lets you punch him in the stomach. Systema is the king of Bullshido.
+joe grigg Yeah, this is the thing. Here's a neat trick: I grab you with both hands, press my face against yours and yell "HIT ME"! And then for some reason, when you punch me in the head with a crappy bicep curl it does nothing. Then i show you my manly upper body strength by tossing you away. Used to use it as a pub trick XP
OBVIOUSLY if you engineer a situation where you know you can get hit and ignore it completely, you'll... get hit and ignore it completely. But hey, without violating the rules of their 'test', i volunteer to grab the instructor behind the head/neck and haymaker/uppercut him in the chest/solar-plexus as hard as i can several times and see how his relaxed breathing techniques work under pressure. Those body punches they were 'overcoming' were absolutely pathetic.
On the contrary.
The oppsite! :D
+joe grigg It really is, and honestly it amazes me that no one has tried to make these clowns close shop back in the motherland at the very least. I mean most of these assholes try to falsely associate themselves and their "martial art" with the Russian military, even though no relation exists what so ever.
Zoltan Csikos
Do not underestimate this method! He seems very relaxed with his special breathing but he wins ! I have seen realy asthonishing fights.
I'm a trainer in ghettokhan te jaku-up.......I think if the situation calls for running have a good pair of sneakers, not too expensive because that alone will can earn you a spot on a concrete mattress. One thing I tell people is, if you see a group of thugs walking towards you start doing cartwheels and dancing like john travolta, this will make you appear to have a mental disorder and may deter your would be assailants. If that doesn't work grab a large object like a trash can and raise it above your head, this gives your attackers the impression your bigger than you really are ,this works in the wild so you may try this if you are cornered. One thing I always carry is a smoke bomb, like the one Batman uses, all you do is throw it underfoot and a large smoke screen instantly appears, this has never let me down...
3:35 the way that guy took those blows to the belly is pretty nuts
Yeah, those were some haymakers
After that they all went to the local pool hall .
Danny Penola lol
Danny Penola hahahahaha
Popped collar gives +2 to toughness... until he takes a hit to the solar plexus.
Watch out for his +4 Wallet of Emptying at one of his seminars
well if i see a systema guy goes to mma and ufc and show us the tests it would be better. these students are scared of their teachers. being fat is not healthy and all these guys are not healthy in terms of body fat. if someone can not control his weight, how can he control other people in a real fights? i dont say that these techniques are not effective but in real people dont hit the stomach , they hit the face. and these guys show no defense whatosever. thats why in my opinion they cant fight in real let say in big competition or tournament. do you think that these systema guys could one day compete in real ? i dont think so. thanks
You've heard the saying to never judge a book by its cover ? Well it's true, I'm not sure I see that instructor in the UFC but against the vast majority of the population someone that understands angles. Doesn't waste any energy and just might surprise you with his speed and effectiveness. I've (years ago) trained with a lot of different body types and a skilled fighter with some weight on you can be a real problem. He clearly understood pressure points and that upward angled blow to the solar plexus didn't seem like much I promise it'll jack you up. It causes your diaphragm to go into spasms. Most people go to the ground and flop around like a fish out of water. Get with a buddy and try it not hard just work on that angle you'll know when you get it right lol.
Not8upwthit i am not judging this guy or another guy. with his low hands believe me he cant stand few seconds iif he was in the ring. i am not saying he is fat or big no. but what i am saying is demonstration is a demonstration. this big fat student shows that he is always hurt and have pain when his master punch him but with other guy he shows nothing. if this student was hit by a professional martial artist i dont think he will stay on his feet.
i always criticize people who shows no respect to the public. in general those who demonstrate skills are always with their students. for me if someone demonstrates something true must have a third party. i mean martial artist from different styles and well show us what you got.
any technique should be tested with equal martial artist strength.
for physical fitness, i would like to see someone who is fit to teach. being big and fat is abnormal because someone cant even control his body muscles. i would like to see some athletic people who demonstrate things. martial art is a healthy sport.
hope that helps and thanks for sharing.
Lol no arguments any that steps into the ring had better be protecting their head. The main thing I noticed was the master seemed pretty adept at striking pressure points. I agree with you that it'd be much more interesting for hem to test his skills against another master martial artist. This demonstration against the "street fighters" that pretty much just went along wasn't as impressive. I did notice they were in much better physical condition. It goes back in this instance IMO they were simply demonstrating the effect of simple strikes to pressure points and one of his students used some movement and the guy couldn't really hit him. The only instructors I've ever worked with were in excellent shape, but we did a lot of grappling. I can't see any of these guys doing that.
Thank you for your response and best of luck to you!
Not8upwthit welcome. it is rare to see one punch do something on the chest. it is rare on mma and ufc because it is hard to punch that way.
who let you punch him on the plexus by nature the hands are always in the front even if he has never done martial arts.
the one i see using a lot of karate techniques and successful in cung lee. thanks
fights are much faster in reality that fat man wouldn't stand a chance in a proper fight, a fighter would just dodge his punches then easily take him out, its all well and good being able to punch someone but punch someone in a fight is different.
Hitting the solar plexus on a stationary target?
Very impressive.
the only thing these guys fight for is first in line at Burger King
Mitchellin man
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i would imagine blocking and evading to be a better defense
I'd guess the idea is they gain initiative by being able to take the punch and stay within striking distance with both hands free?
Once I got into a fight with my friend and had my brow punched open, it was bleeding all over my face, so I ended up in E.R. to stitch it. While they were washing it out, some older man, bold and quite a big fellow, looked like a debt collector was sitting next to me, waiting for his slashed palm to be fixed, he looks at me and says: Fight eh? Sort of, yeah.. Fight? Are you kidding me, fight? Son, some Chinese guy invented gunpowder two thousand years ago and you still fight..? Was that a word of wisdom, I cant really tell, but how not to trust a older man?
Gunpowder was made between the 9th and 11th century AD, that's a lot less than 2 thousand years ago. That's as low as 900 years ago.
You won't always have a gun...
@kara88bg if it was a life or death circumstance,you don't use guns to win arguments.if you ever need to use a gun because your life is seriously being threatened then you have to remember,your not shooting to end their life,your shooting to save yours. thats what a firearms instructor/retired police officer with 30 years on the force told me. :)
jdefabs2112
But at the same time, shoot to kill. :P
jdefabs2112 Absolutely... Well said.. That's why this whole gun control thing is bullshit... You think that kid in Connecticut would have shot all those kids if someone in that school was packing a firearm?
ive trained in cnctema, granted i was a teen and now in my twenties... its no joke. they teach a way of life and survival.
I hope you know its система and not cnctema...
The guy at the end looks like the giant from clash of clans lol
Looks like bruce lee
+AllahsMostWanted fat chuck norris hahahahaha
That made my night... Thank you, sir!
That is infact where they got the art work desighn
the technique is grow a beer belly
cool... then i`m unbeatable...^^
This should be retitled - "Bored players amuse themselves by punching each other after repo men take all the pool tables (But let them keep the cues)."
Stew Taylor or more like im an ignorant prick farting in youtube comments
Near 69 nailed it 😂
Imagine the PTSD you'd suffer, walking into a snooker club.
This is the sillyest nonsense . Thank goodness for the rise of MMA which shined a light on this crap !
Nah MMA is bullshit against proper street fighting. Rolling around on the floor like a girl ain't no good when your enemy is biting a hole in your thigh
@@radiocrash MMA lol...
@@radiocrash It's obvious from the detail and articulation in your post that you're a professional
Tell us more....
Man thats the worst punching on the planet
I HEARD THE GUY WHO PUNCHES IN THIS VID BROKE HIS FINGERS, HE JUST QUIT PUNCHING WHICH MEANS THIS SYSTEMA IS EFFECTIVA.
MMA, UFC WERE FAKE, YOU ALL ABOUT $$$$ AND PUBLICITY, THIS BELLIES WILL MAKE YOUR BUSINESS BANKRUPT.
THIS IS THE REAL DEAL YOU CAN MAKE YOUR ATTACKER STOP PUNCHING WITHOUT THROWING ONE. IMPRESSIVE!!!
WINNING THE FIGHT JUST BY STANDING AND ASKING FOR MORE.
Is that a "FART" I hear at 5:15!! LOL
ahhahahahahahahahahahahha lol lol m!)
Nah, the guy was just ascending to super sayian level.
4:07 Obelix in the house...
Hahahahaha
Underrated comment, hugely!
3:07 me walking back to my room after getting my ass whooped
Lmfao
Soon, we'll all be speaking Russian, as these geniuses spread light throughout the world...
Rússia is beautiful, beautiful people, show beautiful things.
Grab my wrist, no, my other wrist.
These guys have Masterd the Drive Thru of every fast food establishment known to man. OSS!
does this breathing technique stop you getting 'winded' as in when someone punches you in the upper stomach and you loose the ability to breath temporarily ? winding someone really really messes them up but there is a way to recover from it, by tilting the head upwards / backwards although this will allow your opponent to destroy you while you recover breathing ...
I hope you people are aware that training for combat fighting is different from MMA. I don't take away anything from a MMA fighter but going one on one in the ring is a totally different from fighting in the battlefield which has no ref or rules. In a street fight you can be guaranteed that your opponent friend will jump in if his friend is getting his ass whipped by you.
***** so please tell me where are the flaws in my argument. You made an accusation so show the proof.
*****
He's right. If you go to the floor and try for something like an arm bar in any real fight, someone is going to stomp your head. You don't think you can fight MMA style, ring fighting style, in a street fight, do you?
Ed L I wouldn't use your strong language but I've seen a whole lot shooting in street fights.
***** It seems that they're under the impression that MMA fighters don't *know* how to use certain techniques, even though they're not *allowed* to use them. MMA incorporates any fighting style, including 'street fighting', as long as it's effective. However, lethal techniques - such as striking the back of the head or spinal cord - are not allowed inside the octagon.
Agreed 100%
Is this a martial art for attacking 1970's darts players?
those guys u called 1970s darts players are the ones practicing systema here...
the ones attacking them are street fighters, read the description
naruto00nix My apologies. Is this a martial art for 1970's darts players to use?
taffwob well the point is that absorbing punches is mostly about breathing and relaxation here so if those dart players have enough control over their body they will be able to do that
btw im pretty sure u are only here to offend people and not to ask honest questions :P
ba ha ha ha classic comment
Fuck it's not often that i crack up laughing at a comment, but yours did it.
& big whoopty do, his 2nd is able to take street punches, but can't take the "Masters" punches, that proves literally NOTHING. What about a first year student that has mastered the basics of this "style"? Defending against a hit should be pretty basic, how do they take it?
03:04 for self inflating Systema gas bag
Why the master reminds me Mister Yoda? And that redhead guy Obelix? :D
So does your proficiency in this style increase by diameter of body fat?
I've always wondered...
somehow you think bodyfat percentage and strength are related.... how?
No, it's called systema, Vladimir vasilev is probably better than this dude (mikhel) and he's much skinnier, (slightly overweight)
Me who doesn't understand Russian:
4:11 "yes yes very high quality stomachs"
So this material arts system is all about taking punches to your beerbelly?
They said 300 Spartans can defeat so many niggas all started from exercising their ability of taking punches. XD
No thin people allowed. Lol
Material arts? 😂😂
and getting morbidly obese as well
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I wish I spoke Russian. The instructor is very good. He is hitting in the right place to inflict a lot of pain which will disable an attacker that is not prepared.
Thanks for loading.
Much respect.
The lesson here is "drink more beer"
trait gained,
bell belly , melee defense +50% :D
On it..
vodka +100...max level
+Tom Floor L
@4:10 "He killed 16 Czechoslovakians, the guy was an interior decorator"
Hahaha I was thinking about that guy from sopranos as soon as I saw the second one come to get punched
Ay Tone
What everyone is failing to see from this video is that by relaxing the muscles and using proper breathing techniques, they are absorbing the impact which is extremely crucial in a fight. Systema is all about taking blows and making the guy who dished it out seem like a little girl throwing punches. Not to mention systema has great technique when it comes to striking to.
Пациенты психиатрической больницы ......
some russian told me this is for tourists and is a joke.
he said Sambo is real.
jquest43 Sos systema is not real.
One of those rare uploads where the comments are as entertaining as the video.