Dante Has The Worst Luck With Women ( How Did Dante Meet Lady & Trish? ) Devil May Cry 5

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  • @horinum
    @horinum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    Dante doesn’t have bad luck with women. His Royal Guard style is just so strong that he subconsciously cock block himself every time he meets a girl

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Now this is the silliest but most brilliant comment ever! XD

    • @henrytoughbreaker4940
      @henrytoughbreaker4940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Hunter2112004 VN You are the true Royal Guard

    • @Z-A-C
      @Z-A-C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha!!! 😂😂😂 “cock block”

    • @Michaelcham93
      @Michaelcham93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except for a little girl

    • @diobrando6245
      @diobrando6245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But when will he Royal Release?

  • @its_heeho
    @its_heeho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    If you are feeling down on Valentine's day just remember that cool guy Dante is still single

  • @positive_energy3131
    @positive_energy3131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    Vergil is more capable on this department

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      Even Nero has Dante beat. XD

    • @positive_energy3131
      @positive_energy3131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@ChengTeoh LoL true, like father like son.

    • @night1952
      @night1952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Vergil's Judgement Nut is too strong, one quick zip of the fly and bam, pregnant.

    • @cominksuadnyana4980
      @cominksuadnyana4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      And nero devil bringer easily bring a woman to her knees

    • @ArchieGamez
      @ArchieGamez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@cominksuadnyana4980 Kyrie XD

  • @sLasHeRxXx07
    @sLasHeRxXx07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    "How come I never meet any nice girls?" - Dante

    • @wanted_melon2348
      @wanted_melon2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sLasHeRxXx07 Dante never said that

    • @sLasHeRxXx07
      @sLasHeRxXx07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@wanted_melon2348 I take it that you haven't played MVC3

    • @wanted_melon2348
      @wanted_melon2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sLasHeRxXx07 that’s not canon

    • @sLasHeRxXx07
      @sLasHeRxXx07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@wanted_melon2348 nobody cares.he still said it.

    • @wanted_melon2348
      @wanted_melon2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sLasHeRxXx07 no one uses things from MvC verse so no he didn’t say it because it didn’t actually happen canonically in Dante’s life

  • @YikesIsMe
    @YikesIsMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Trish: *Destroys front door *
    Dante: "Nature calls?"

    • @aidenanderson2777
      @aidenanderson2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dante is just built different

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aidenanderson2777 Well...
      *Montage of Dante getting stabbed*
      You're right

  • @everdream4200
    @everdream4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Lady: "So he's a demon too?" Da fuq. Did you just shoot at some random guy that tried to help you?

  • @sanaa.t.a2766
    @sanaa.t.a2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Dante 2 women and he got nothing 😂
    Vergil just mystery woman and he had Nero

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Vergil: You may beat me in combat Dante, but you're not the lady killer like i am.

    • @commandergame
      @commandergame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Actually its three woman. XD

    • @vladimirhajs4106
      @vladimirhajs4106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@commandergame Actually, the only one confirmed to have feelings for Dante was Lucia. But Dante is too dense to notice.

    • @Krone0k
      @Krone0k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vladimirhajs4106 or Beryl

    • @jojo1cool
      @jojo1cool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      That's because Dante is the master of pulling out he canonically had several one night stands he's been doing it getting away with it and still winning. Unlike vergil who had it once along time ago and produced a deadweight by the first try.

  • @johnnysalery7383
    @johnnysalery7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I feel like Lucia is the only girl who Dante could actually get with tbh.
    Lady is more like his little sister and Trish...well....it would be super weird dating someone who looks and sounds like your mother lol

    • @Dres2000
      @Dres2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      “If she isn’t related, she is safe to be dated” lol

    • @justsomeponywithamustache8731
      @justsomeponywithamustache8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dres2000 Death Battle sucks imo

    • @Helios810
      @Helios810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And we don’t talk about Patty for good reason

    • @Belmont63
      @Belmont63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Helios810 she's 18

    • @Helios810
      @Helios810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Belmont63 and Dante’s nearly 50, and new her as a child

  • @JuanRodriguez-gd9lb
    @JuanRodriguez-gd9lb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    The only girl that would literally give Dante a chance is Bayonetta

  • @Brollyssweetface
    @Brollyssweetface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    He doesn't have rotten luck with women. He's just too tolerant of people who disrespect him. Lucia, Nevan, and women in the novels want to hop on that.

  • @elnacho657
    @elnacho657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "I have a dysfunctional family, too"
    God damn i love this self awareness

  • @elenachand1
    @elenachand1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I just realized that Lucia is the only girl that got along with Dante 😂 hey maybe they might get with each other cause they kinda had a thing going on in the novel

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      That's true but Lucia did at one point in the game point a weapon at Dante. XD

    • @manaljaljouli2894
      @manaljaljouli2894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Its one-sided though

    • @wanted_melon2348
      @wanted_melon2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      sasha parker she likes Dante, shown in the DMC 5 novel

    • @elenachand1
      @elenachand1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@wanted_melon2348 yeah I had my hopes up that she was gonna date Dante in DMC 5 but nope

    • @windghost2
      @windghost2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@elenachand1 Dante deserves to end up with her after the sad and very depressing life he's lived. Like honestly I want him to be happy for once.

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Lady "that man... he was obsessed with becoming the devil, so much he killed his own wife!😡"
    Dante "wooo!"
    And he wonders why he has rotten luck with women

    • @goldietheswagbear8288
      @goldietheswagbear8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      dante at this point was a jerk, though he did get better

    • @kabal3955
      @kabal3955 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@goldietheswagbear8288the true is that Dante hide his depression with his personality

  • @khfreak5531
    @khfreak5531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    He actually actively avoids getting intimate with anyone because he doesn’t want to bring another demon/human into the world. He feels it’s his responsibility to make sure that doesn’t happen. So he self sabotages and acts dense on purpose. He’s actually horribly depressed to an extent and covers it up by acting over the top. DMC 2 and the anime showed when he was at his worst with his depression. (Yes, DMC 2 is officially canon according to Capcom.) At that point he didn’t even try to cover it up with his jovial and happy go lucky persona. He was just sad because at that point, as far as he knew, his brother was gone.

    • @fromunderthecorkdre
      @fromunderthecorkdre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FINALLY someone with sense i'm so sick of people having such surface level knowledge of dante's character

    • @nickidle2870
      @nickidle2870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fromunderthecorkdre dont get me wrong i kinda figured that from the start.. sadly im kinda the same way but my issues trusting people in general is one of my biggest issues yes i might have a heart of gold yes i can understand relationships and what's entailed yes i can be flirty and stuff but despite that im very guarded cause i been hurt far to much plus.. im more of as free spirit and many do not get it.

    • @ahmodhoward2334
      @ahmodhoward2334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is this stated?

    • @TomSuave
      @TomSuave ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ahmodhoward2334 Literally go play DMC 2 or watch the anime

    • @pichipoto9925
      @pichipoto9925 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dante in the anime was bored, the anime plot was just dante in his average day doing nothing special.

  • @TwoFoxPlays
    @TwoFoxPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Dante has more luck in gambling than woman xD..If u watch anime adaptation u know wat i mean

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lol, I need to go back and watch the anime now. :)

    • @dewaralsan5844
      @dewaralsan5844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But still he was sucks at it. Even Patty could beat him 😁

    • @lunarshadow5584
      @lunarshadow5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still wish they showed him going devil trigger in that final fight instead of just him being "bad a**" in his normal form

    • @neoshenlong
      @neoshenlong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lunarshadow5584 My guess is the DMC anime had a very tight budget. They never really went for flashy battle animations. hence why they didn't show a cool transformation and battle in the end.
      Can't wait for the Netflix anime.

    • @KingCasual1986
      @KingCasual1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChengTeoh here is a better idea, watch Garo Vanishing Line. It is more of a Devil May Cry anime than the actual Devil May Cry anime!

  • @hisyamamirudiin26
    @hisyamamirudiin26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Vergil have luck with women but he didnt remember it when it was....but the result is nero.

    • @furiaitalica6704
      @furiaitalica6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if you consider the meaning of "nero" in italian it is even funnier (nero means "black")

    • @dragonquest8ftw1
      @dragonquest8ftw1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The real irony being that Vergil cast off his human desires for more power yet achieved an intimacy that Dante who values and embraces his humanity never has

    • @ivan_beethoven_6209
      @ivan_beethoven_6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe DMC6 storyline is gonna dig in to that?

    • @vector3813
      @vector3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not Nero. Dead weight.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@furiaitalica6704 king nero i ve heard of it

  • @Hualian_4_lyfe
    @Hualian_4_lyfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Dante: *grabs Griffin*
    Griffin: *rambles*
    Dante: *yeets Griffin away*

    • @shadowknight5073
      @shadowknight5073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Griffin :SMASHED LIKE A BUUUUUUUGG

    • @brianhalljr.2637
      @brianhalljr.2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shadowknight5073 Hey, this is my gig. Leave Nero out of this.

    • @shadowknight5073
      @shadowknight5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@brianhalljr.2637 well I'm afraid I stole that job about 7 months ago. So yer way too late

    • @brianhalljr.2637
      @brianhalljr.2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowknight5073 I meant the phrase.

    • @shadowknight5073
      @shadowknight5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brianhalljr.2637 i still stole your job so I'm taking the credit.

  • @themanicman8458
    @themanicman8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    4:00 take note story writers this is how you make a badass female character, not by making her perfect, Flawless and capable of doing everything but by making her actually badass.

    • @themanicman8458
      @themanicman8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SheanWalsh46 I'm not quite sure what you're referencing

    • @kaberiindra3755
      @kaberiindra3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@themanicman8458 he means captain marvel

    • @themanicman8458
      @themanicman8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaberiindra3755 oh okay thank you

  • @chancemitchell4147
    @chancemitchell4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    “I’m beginning to think I have rotten luck with women”
    And
    “Whatever, do as you please”
    Are phrases I use ALL the time.

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Why do people leave out the scene where Lady and Dante first meet AFTER Dante beat the Cerberus? That was officially the first time Dante and Lady meet each other, NOT when Dante rescues her from a fall.

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Honestly kinda mad nothing happened between Dante and Lady
    The two related to each other, helped one another, had multiple heart to hearts, and she was the first woman to canonically be there for him
    Hell she was even super friendly with him, probably more than Trish, so honestly, it upset me to see so much chemistry just go to waste

    • @shadprakash
      @shadprakash ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr, i feel the same!

  • @h34r72355k19
    @h34r72355k19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I disagreed.
    Dante has great luck with women.
    He has many encounter that's fun if not romantice like in dmc3 and dmc1.
    Yet he doesn't make any exploit of those situation due to his complexes.
    He's just too much of a nice guy.

  • @neoshenlong
    @neoshenlong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Damn DMC3 had such good writing, specially compared to the other games.

    • @dterror3679
      @dterror3679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is where dantes ch development really started. That's why dmc3 is best game.

    • @neoshenlong
      @neoshenlong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @JR Joy writing wise is the best of the series. DMC5 is probably the best action game of all time when it comes to mechanics but the story is a bit sloppy and filled with fan service more than anything. Which is fine, for what it's going (lighthearted not so serious action), but DMC3 cuts a bit deeper. Also the overall structure of the game is just better, IMO the second half of DMC5 was left unfinished. Like they had to rush some of the last missions after Vergil's reveal.

    • @dterror3679
      @dterror3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JR Joy You trippin.. dmc was a goated series even before 5. but dmc5 made it more mainstream i guess

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dmc3 might have the best story and difficulty but I take Dmc5 any day because of its mechanics and smooth camera and everything else

    • @suggestagoodname831
      @suggestagoodname831 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dterror3679 dmc2 enough said

  • @vermeerdragyl341
    @vermeerdragyl341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Vergil visited a town and had a woman already hooked up on him.
    Dante met Lady and got headshotted.
    And they were supposed to be twins...

    • @Masters123lfm
      @Masters123lfm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Twins... Right... 😈

  • @BlackenedAngel
    @BlackenedAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Lucia mother's matier had ask to dante spent one night with lucia just to give her a "good memory" but dante says that he have his reasons to not want wedding with anyone...
    Probably because he won't wish to follow the footsteps of the legendary dark knight.
    Pregnant of twins and you all know the rest.

    • @saber4445
      @saber4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But in DMC4 novel,before he met Nero,he thought that he himself had idea to pass on rebellion to someone and it was very much indicated that by someone he meant one of his own.

    • @BlackenedAngel
      @BlackenedAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@saber4445 he was depressed, but after he saw nero the fire in him returns.

    • @sulthanarya3281
      @sulthanarya3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@saber4445 he basically think that, he could past his legacy to another without his bloodlines.

    • @captaintre44
      @captaintre44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like it’s different for him. He’s way stronger than his old man and at this point now who’s gonna beat him?

  • @jojo1cool
    @jojo1cool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    People just took the "bad luck" phrase in dmc3 to an extreme which is giving such a false out of character impression to others such as "He's virgin". Just because he didn't bang a demon who looks like his mom or lady who rejected him doesn't mean he got no sexual activities.
    If anything, according to the DMC lore and since he got no kid (that we know of) it means Dante is a master of pulling out he keeps getting away with it. Unlike vergil who had it once along time ago and lost by the first try lol
    Even Daniel (Vergil voice actor) specifically said how he rejected the idea in the script of vergil having fun one night stands like Dante, saying to dante something like "You're not the only one who used to have fun" changed into "that was a long time ago", because he said it's out of character writing Vergil having fun one night stands LIKE Dante's character does, and Vergil ain't a Dante.
    The current director (itsuno, same director since dmc3) approved because since dmc1 days, Dante is already an established character, a womanizer who had several one night stands, his Tony Redgrave days is confirmed canon in dmc5, his days when he worked in a bar for 2 years, dated and fooled many women. Itsuno stayed true to that image in the games lore, by making dante live next to a strip club, flirts with lady, his reaction to topless nevan in 3 and the naked dolls in 4, he got porno magz and posters of nude women posters all over his shopping dmc5, he speaks sex innuendos and all.
    Dante's reply "I guess you were young once too" to vergil when he remembered his sexual encounter means Dante did it too

    • @magical_mofo
      @magical_mofo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Besides, even if dante somehow gets trapped by a girl by leg lock, I'm pretty sure he could dip out with Trickster

    • @istvanszennai5209
      @istvanszennai5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Magical Mofo: after the devil trigger ofc. 😁

    • @Brollyssweetface
      @Brollyssweetface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I prefer the idea that Vergil's actual writer went with. Teenage Dante and Vergil are both womanizers. Vergil is probably just more classier and quiet about it. Like an undercover freak.

    • @magical_mofo
      @magical_mofo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Brollyssweetface vergil was also pretty violent. As Gilver, he tortured Dante with a shotgun.

    • @InsaneEnergy
      @InsaneEnergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@magical_mofo Gilver's not canon anymore. Some elements of the DMC1 prequel novel are, but Gilver isn't because of the DMC3 prequel manga, which is the event reffered to by Dante in 3 as "being almost a year since we last met".

  • @diavolocrimson6144
    @diavolocrimson6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Even a girl like Patty rejected him when she was 10 years old.. Dante said her after 10 years he's gonna ask her out for a date but she said "and I'll say no after 10 second"

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ironically 10 years later she is the one inviting HIM on a date.

    • @dterror3679
      @dterror3679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LecherousLizard she was like 13 in the anime and in dmc5 she was 18. No way 10 years passed since that. Also I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do anything with patty ever

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dterror3679 You're the first person stating Patty was older than 10 years old in the anime.
      No, the most common number used is 8, hence "10 years later".

    • @dterror3679
      @dterror3679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LecherousLizard pretty sure i saw on wiki that she is 10-13 y old in the anime

    • @rayonmanogue7209
      @rayonmanogue7209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a bit noncey

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Date a demon? Psh, I'm not that desperate."
    I am. ✋🙋

  • @paulusharedsamosir9304
    @paulusharedsamosir9304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Wow now i become so obsessed with this game.I know this game but never played since this come out.DMC 5 brought me here.

  • @sworddoggo
    @sworddoggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Dante has bad luck with women
    Me:atleast he could find any

  • @Joy-qh2mw
    @Joy-qh2mw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Nero have been married Kyrie and perhaps gonna have a kid soon. And Dante still single to this day. Say no more 😎

  • @Guppy808
    @Guppy808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Dantes mom is haruhi suzumiya

    • @MrMilkyCoco
      @MrMilkyCoco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I thought only god knew that

    • @thegoblin2004
      @thegoblin2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really!

    • @ViperDivinity
      @ViperDivinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrMilkyCoco oh GOD I know this pun lolol

  • @sulthanarya3281
    @sulthanarya3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Joke aside of this Video, Dante had a reason.
    Maybe he still had trauma, since he saw Eva were murdered in front of him, also since he's one of Sparda son might be think that Tragedy could repeat again.

  • @alphafi1518
    @alphafi1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    eh it's not that bad,in the dmc 5 prequel novel Before the Nightmare.Lucia kind of has feelings for him.

  • @monkstiny.1070
    @monkstiny.1070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dante and lady

  • @7thheaven602
    @7thheaven602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the fact that Lady shot dante in the face before she knew he was a demon is just disturbing

  • @iiSomeone
    @iiSomeone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    No body would be as badass as Dante.
    EVER.

    • @Dres2000
      @Dres2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vergil: am I a joke to you?

    • @DoomKnight13
      @DoomKnight13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vergil is cooler

    • @ShadowDante7
      @ShadowDante7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vergil is just as awesome though. So is Nero

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vergil is beyond him in every way.

    • @SexLuthor
      @SexLuthor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jetstream Sam?

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lady got a lot more cheerful than she was prior.

    • @empathetic4100
      @empathetic4100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always thought her appearance in DMC 4 was strange considering what happened in the third game. But knowing that the fourth game takes place years later means that she probably just coped with it.

  • @AstroidVase132
    @AstroidVase132 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A little fun fact Dante’s pistols aren’t full auto he just pulls the trigger really fast

  • @marveldcextinctionwrestler7773
    @marveldcextinctionwrestler7773 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:24 He just says it so Calm and at the Worst Possible Timing 😂 , I Love it

  • @sennengoroshi139
    @sennengoroshi139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Low graphics lady tsunade

  • @scarlightemperor3410
    @scarlightemperor3410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Oooh, I love a fast woman..."
    Not bad sir, not bad at all

  • @FrostyWhite
    @FrostyWhite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lady: telling her sad life story*
    Dante:”WOO!” somehow still having fun*

  • @ProfessionalEepyHead
    @ProfessionalEepyHead ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how vergil is the guy that canonically has an offspring. The idea that some lady is attracted to the homeless skinwalker power hungry murder machine that is vergil.

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dante and Trish would've never worked out. She's basically a clone of his mother.

  • @SeniorSuiki
    @SeniorSuiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Yoooo the bullet on the floor @3:59 says Lucia!!
    Also I think 9 indicates the mission number.

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No shit!
      Every new mission cutscene has hidden number in DMC3 that indicates a mission number

  • @stephenmahilum285
    @stephenmahilum285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lady and Trish don't even miss Dante lol

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I keep laughing about the fact Vergil canonically had 12 kills by the time he was presumed dead, because it is actually a little terrifying.

  • @tarunjohal9215
    @tarunjohal9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Will dante forever be a bachelor?"
    Me, disgusted: "whatever, video guy"

  • @kyps1259
    @kyps1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Vergil: Foolishness Dante... Even my son has more game than you.

  • @MemoriesInMonochrome
    @MemoriesInMonochrome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Dante have terrible luck with women go with Patty. Patty is 18 in DMCV now so she legal. 😄😆

    • @stormwolf8770
      @stormwolf8770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well guess no FBI

    • @sadam-kd5ug
      @sadam-kd5ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oohh, Nice and Legal

    • @magical_mofo
      @magical_mofo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A late 40 with an 18? Yeah no..

    • @magical_mofo
      @magical_mofo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dante Xojyn wut

    • @DeepbloodFang
      @DeepbloodFang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@magical_mofo Patty was 8 in the DMC anime, Dante was 29. Guess how old Dante is now that Patty is 18.

  • @ElRunaDeDios
    @ElRunaDeDios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What the hell was that for. Here im trying to help you, and you show your thanks by shooting me?"
    **shots again**

  • @lunarshadow5584
    @lunarshadow5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One of the best pranks to pull on fans would be if there was a 3/4 demon who appears to be half black showing up in DMC 6 as a playable character with almost as cocky an attitude as Dante while being a dual wielder. Would make people think Dante did get laid, it was just with the devil woman from what was considered the most cursed canon game in the Devil May Cry story XD
    "I make it a habit to not date women that shoot me in the head." Add stab him and out of all the women we see him interact with, Lucia is the only one that didn't put a hole in him.

  • @pengu7553
    @pengu7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I don't have any luck with women

  • @KhoaNguyen-rk9dz
    @KhoaNguyen-rk9dz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dante cant date trish cause she looks like his mother. As for Lady, they friend zoned each other
    That leaves only Nico
    On Kyrie if you are into that kind of stuff

  • @KirSplatoonicfan
    @KirSplatoonicfan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:57
    Vergil: _Crashes through wall_ *DID SOMEONE SAY MOTIVATION?*

  • @mageeaaron2624
    @mageeaaron2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:50 Saves a woman, gets shot at

    • @Crazieyboy15
      @Crazieyboy15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A tale as old as time...

  • @junghwanryu1188
    @junghwanryu1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Where is Lucia?

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ah, true enough.. this was more of Dante's luck with the women who work with him. :)

    • @KiroShiftYusay
      @KiroShiftYusay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      From what i understand, Lucia helped Dante get Balrog

    • @AidenPearce19
      @AidenPearce19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lucia wouldn't count because she's the only one who has actual feelings for Dante.

  • @ineedideaspls6669
    @ineedideaspls6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Remember guys, she's not "That" Desperate

  • @KingCasual1986
    @KingCasual1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lucia needs to return in a game. Hey, if anybody reading this has enough credibility start a petition to make it happen! I’ll sign it!

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best example of his terrible luck is when Matier tried to set Dante up with Lucia, and he was suddenly questioning his choices in life that led to this moment.

  • @billcipher3479
    @billcipher3479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    both tried to kill him when they met

  • @gungraveluver
    @gungraveluver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just realized dante gave lady her name and thats kinda cool

    • @captaintre44
      @captaintre44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She also gave Dante the idea to name his shop devil may cry

  • @crissbahari
    @crissbahari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    you can see Leon in Dante face

  • @daene277
    @daene277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The first thing i notice about Dante the 1st time played dmc he was calm, emo, cool $ stylish
    But in 3 to 5 he is more loud, cool, wild & stylish.

  • @tracyndiyob162
    @tracyndiyob162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    happy 20th anniversary devil may cry!!! :3
    would love to see a crossover with bayonetta as i honestly think she'd alongside having fun banter with him the witch would actually humor him giving him a chance(especially since kamiya actually stated the 2 would be friends if they met.).

  • @jeffkeatonsora9726
    @jeffkeatonsora9726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They came a long way wuth voice acting from the first game

  • @CrackHardy
    @CrackHardy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I believe you have a slight error at 1:28, DMC3 didn't come out until 2005.

  • @rickardoviera4192
    @rickardoviera4192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How did Virgil made a child and not remember lol 😂 I wonder if Nero ever saw his mother

    • @lobstericus9333
      @lobstericus9333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well Nero was dropped off at the local orphanage in Fortuna right after he was born, and Vergil does remember but he just didn't expect to get someone pregnant.

  • @gegeshidze
    @gegeshidze ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dmc 3 all the soundtracks are pure masterpiece🥲

  • @joseurbina3835
    @joseurbina3835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You made 1 mistake, 1:27 DMC3 was released in 2005.

    • @Shadesriot3000
      @Shadesriot3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a prequel to the first one so hes probably going by timeline

    • @harry1995ification
      @harry1995ification 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      shades riot3000 Yeah sure but not 2001 though?

  • @luisitomaster1
    @luisitomaster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I dunno, I find it hard to believe that pillar would actually kill Trish.

  • @Jknight416
    @Jknight416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I’m beginning to think that I got rotten luck with women.”

  • @mrmarlboro80
    @mrmarlboro80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was always hoping through the years that Dante would hook up with Lucia. But i guess the writers had other plans.

  • @yes7281
    @yes7281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dante's gonna be a gruncle before he has a kid of his own

  • @disantangeb565
    @disantangeb565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    08:00 now that's how you do a kabedon!

  • @luisbossagomez2248
    @luisbossagomez2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dante has the same problem with his clone Leon, they know really sexy girls but are virgin.

    • @jojo1cool
      @jojo1cool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wrong. Dante canonically had several one night stands. Lives next to a strip club got porno magz and posters of nude women all over his shop. Just because he didn't bang a woman who looks like his mom or lady who rejected him doesn't mean he got no sexual activities.

    • @classicslayer456
      @classicslayer456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its actually been confirmed that Leon banged Ada.

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jojo1cool Six months late to this but i think he means that Devil May Cry was supposed to be initially a RE game until the director thought it would be best that it was a complete total franchise that and how much Leon RE 6 looks like Dante in a way.

  • @nazneenakhter7100
    @nazneenakhter7100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mann poor dante

  • @Xirenx
    @Xirenx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that dante is single gives me hope for myself

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    first game said he would have a kid someday to beat up mundus again if i recall

  • @DangAlfa
    @DangAlfa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dante: *bad luck with women*
    Also dante: woohooah slow down babe!

  • @narzig5930
    @narzig5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Griffin: *Speaks*
    Dante: n o

  • @ShadowDante7
    @ShadowDante7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t get how a great looking guy like Dante has bad luck with women

  • @dirceusantos7308
    @dirceusantos7308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As far as we know Vergil at least beat him in something. Unless, Dante has some *buns* cooking....

  • @WibuAckerman
    @WibuAckerman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Leon : am I joke to you ?

    • @WibuAckerman
      @WibuAckerman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Yara yo but he still after ada :)

  • @nuggetbox9245
    @nuggetbox9245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dante met Lady when he was 19 and when Dante is in 50's, Lady still looks like in her late 20's. What kind of skincare did she use?

    • @Escalure
      @Escalure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah, Dante is 42 yrs in 5 but ur right..

  • @drewabbott6993
    @drewabbott6993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    DMC 3 was released in 2005, the first game came out 2001

    • @funnygamer5405
      @funnygamer5405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think they know that they are just going by timeline since dmc 3 takes place when Dante is 18

    • @SaberRexZealot
      @SaberRexZealot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funnygamer then why does the video also say DMC1 is 2001? It’s an error.

  • @kap1618
    @kap1618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Apparently only Vergil's side of the family has any luck with women.

  • @daswordofgork9823
    @daswordofgork9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man I remember the first time I saw Trish, I thought to myself, “WTF is wrong with your hair? It’s like, like a plank or something?”

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck i must be old because I know exactly where that comes from.

    • @SabellaHalfdragon
      @SabellaHalfdragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plank head! Plank head!

  • @GokuJR5467
    @GokuJR5467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dante be getting Metoo'd by all girls looool

  • @vnoctishiru3960
    @vnoctishiru3960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Meanwhile, DmC reboot dante:
    *pAThEtiC*

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People wonder why Dante isn't with one of them, but both of them tried to kill him on sight at their first meetings. I'd say arm's length is more than generous.

    • @stefanjanosevic.8866
      @stefanjanosevic.8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trish is basically the exact same as his mpther lmao.

  • @iamshank6463
    @iamshank6463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro that last seen was his mother and then you followed it up with bachelor comment.

  • @casperchristensen3428
    @casperchristensen3428 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how it starts with dante yeeting griffon

  • @KrisYesnt
    @KrisYesnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro trish is just swinging her gun at dante like its gonna do shit to him

  • @cobra961
    @cobra961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last part wasn't trish, it's her mother,Eva

  • @EdwardCarnby_Fan3
    @EdwardCarnby_Fan3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine picking up call and say we're closed at nine instead of just let it be so the caller knows that he close at nine.

  • @cappuccino7682
    @cappuccino7682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If this guy had no chance, how about me?
    I'm fucked lol

  • @marshalmarshall2109
    @marshalmarshall2109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Simultaneously the coolest and lamest person, just like Karl said.

  • @Vlad2319
    @Vlad2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay so on the side of pull out game... Ever think he might of lucked out (up?) and was sterile? Seems weird to think about with Vergil having a son but it's likely.