BURT'S FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION & POLYGRAPH LIE DETECTOR TEST | Fishtank Season 3 | Day 25

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  • @mattv.4089
    @mattv.4089 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +444

    I give it two hours before Burt starts asking TTS if the Polygrapher is attracted to him.

    • @emma_wee_tod8914
      @emma_wee_tod8914 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      He is tho

    • @thehymnzlist9011
      @thehymnzlist9011 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂

    • @doug-core8850
      @doug-core8850 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Its a gay show

    • @Aaron-fh6hd
      @Aaron-fh6hd 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is male dating espionage dood

    • @ty88
      @ty88 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      male love interest?

  • @GREATESTALLY
    @GREATESTALLY 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +358

    Imagine your house is burning down and burt busts down your door with a fireaxe just to carry out the shadow people in corner of the room

    • @69Mrdeath
      @69Mrdeath 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      W COMMENT

    • @diabeticjimmy9032
      @diabeticjimmy9032 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Still wearing what you see.

    • @basedrenfrow5102
      @basedrenfrow5102 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Legendary comment

    • @Aaron-fh6hd
      @Aaron-fh6hd 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Don't know if he could carry you anyway. Those implants and all.

    • @unclebasil3489
      @unclebasil3489 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Fire everywhere and Burt burts into your room and asks you if you're "queer"

  • @societalanchor
    @societalanchor 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +330

    Burt is incapable of lying, he believes every scenario that enters his head.

    • @psilogismo30
      @psilogismo30 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      As long as the scenario implicates that it is ok for him to be a sexual deviant who fantasizes about raping and murdering children, or that the current situation gives him some advantage as a sexual deviant, he will believe it

  • @Blank-nv6iz
    @Blank-nv6iz 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +215

    Burt is big pharmas top guy

    • @devangoad
      @devangoad 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Subject 001

    • @Matt77125
      @Matt77125 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      so is sam tbf

    • @HomeByTheSeas
      @HomeByTheSeas 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Blank-nv6iz I think Burt prefers to be the bottom guy.

  • @markmartin2819
    @markmartin2819 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +443

    "everything that we talk about will be strictly confidential between the involved parties"

    • @TheBoss0110101001
      @TheBoss0110101001 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +141

      The camera is an involved party

    • @Dushmann_
      @Dushmann_ 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      sex is like a party - the more people that come, the better.

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TheBoss0110101001 I am sure the boomer polygraph technic the wiggers hired for a bit is fully aware of what fishtank is and its implications

    • @appropriate-channelname3049
      @appropriate-channelname3049 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      He has probably said the speech a million times it’s just so ingrained even when it does not make sense he says it

    • @nicksnow4718
      @nicksnow4718 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Involved parties is most definitely open to interpretation 🤣💀

  • @Matt77125
    @Matt77125 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +172

    TRT
    adderall
    cialis
    high blood pressure meds
    mood stabilisers
    sleep apnea
    This guy sounds like Sam

    • @Tomas-ob7wr
      @Tomas-ob7wr 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Sounds like the average stable income 30 year old

    • @Dondillilochevrolet
      @Dondillilochevrolet 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Adderall AND vyvanse in the same day lol wtf

    • @apesecks8404
      @apesecks8404 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Those first 3 are the holy trinity of horny

    • @GuiltySheep
      @GuiltySheep 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Dondillilochevrolet he said ceroquil and abilify as well
      insane amount of drugs. hes so drugged in all directions

    • @ThePenquinoS
      @ThePenquinoS วันที่ผ่านมา

      No wonder he's so fucked up. He's tweaking at all times with blood pressure meds keeping him from having a heart attack. His doctor should be ashamed that's terrible

  • @mrtesticlease4638
    @mrtesticlease4638 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +165

    hearing the polygraph guy ask "have you ever bottomed in gay sex" in the most strait serious voice had me fucking dying ngl

    • @Notallowed101
      @Notallowed101 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      29:25

    • @danmullen6744
      @danmullen6744 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I was cackling at work when that came through combined with his response sent me through the roof

    • @smokesystem90
      @smokesystem90 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A true professional. I can only imagine the questions this guy had to ask throughout his career.

    • @blamayam
      @blamayam 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@smokesystem90 part of a standard polygraph test for law enforcement they ask if you've ever had sex with an animal or family members and stuff

    • @Absolute_Goblin
      @Absolute_Goblin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I also liked how Burt claimed to have a 160 iq and then the polygraph guy said "don't wrack your little brain thinking, just say no." It was an unconscious denial of his claim that went right over his head 😂

  • @maxarceneaux5678
    @maxarceneaux5678 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +405

    Reminder that Burt is a personal trainer, only eats pretzels and pepsi and has half a mil in business loans

    • @OG-Ghost33
      @OG-Ghost33 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

      Ya as soon as i seen him constantly obsessively consuming junk food like a pig i knew something was off. As a lifelong athlete and elder health nut now.

    • @noseriouslyimserious4073
      @noseriouslyimserious4073 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Don’t forget POPSICLES.

    • @Currency999
      @Currency999 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

      And has muscle implants lmao that’s why he looked so funny boxing if did look like he had inflatable arms lol

    • @banginurmomsince94
      @banginurmomsince94 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@Currency999 right? I was wondering why frank was pushing him around so easily

    • @pentest09
      @pentest09 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      @@Currency999 muscle insertions play a big role/african genetics are op in the bodybuilding world. Burt is pretty clueless about training/dieting but that doesnt matter he just has good genetics and frank weighs like 330 pounds bro mass moves mass and he fights like a black gay guy what do u expect

  • @REVOisMYname
    @REVOisMYname 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +252

    It’s insane. Burt basically surgically turned himself into a fake personal trainer. Not far off people doing gender reassignment surgery I guess - He identifies as a personal trainer. Explains his teenager sex drive too, with the TRT.

    • @crabbyphysics3000
      @crabbyphysics3000 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      such a bummer he's not actually ripped or strong. but makes so much sense. he's weak as shit

    • @roberthorry621
      @roberthorry621 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      "hEs dee BESD FISH everrrr"
      -all of reddit

    • @Justjoey17
      @Justjoey17 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

      @@roberthorry621we don’t have to like him as a person to think he is a great fish

    • @REVOisMYname
      @REVOisMYname 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      @@roberthorry621 he is though… what other fish is basically non stop content.

    • @bentonja668
      @bentonja668 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The sex drive is compulsion caused by the demonic homosexual spirits that are oppressing him

  • @Okayyeawhy
    @Okayyeawhy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +111

    Burt’s doctor needs 1000 years in maximum security federal prison

    • @ImWagon
      @ImWagon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      its bill gates

    • @Mavvyd96
      @Mavvyd96 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Definitely a member of the tribe of Judah.

    • @formodius
      @formodius 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Mavvyd96jewdah

    • @HomeByTheSeas
      @HomeByTheSeas 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Being his doctor is a harsh sentence in its own right.

    • @ThePenquinoS
      @ThePenquinoS วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It's so unethical to give him both Adderall and Vyvanse at the same time, and then to add on top of it blood pressure meds. So the doctor is worsening Burt's psychosis (or causing it honestly) and keeping him from having a heart attack with blood pressure medication. This man's kidneys are gonna blow, this is unbelievable

  • @BunsenMusic
    @BunsenMusic 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +118

    Burt doesnt realize its actually a screening for the captain role on Fishtank in space.

    • @joe9743
      @joe9743 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Imagine if they had him, kingcobrajfs and airsoft fatty locked in a space capsule for 18 months

    • @cousinishalfbionicle1236
      @cousinishalfbionicle1236 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Captain Burt Sisqo

  • @Goremachine
    @Goremachine 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +238

    Burt is a walking laboratory

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      a walking laboratory experiment

    • @nebulousblack5764
      @nebulousblack5764 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Idk man some people are built differently. I eat whatever I want and look jacked af no sauce.

    • @PolumbiusTheThird
      @PolumbiusTheThird 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      @@nebulousblack5764 burt got liposuction and has muscle implants lmao.

    • @McThurgy
      @McThurgy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      *liability

    • @domepuncher
      @domepuncher 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@nebulousblack5764 Did you watch the video at all lmao. He describes his cosmetic procedural surgeries and his cocktail of pharmaceuticals including TRT.

  • @thenotoriousbigb8108
    @thenotoriousbigb8108 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +228

    A personal trainer who has had fat reduction surgery is hilarious

    • @Lazarus171
      @Lazarus171 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      MULTIPLE LIPOSUCTIONS

    • @courtneychristofferson100
      @courtneychristofferson100 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      and muscle implants!

    • @LOVEHEAT98
      @LOVEHEAT98 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      him trying to do the pull ups told me enough lol

    • @dodirae
      @dodirae 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      And fake muscles. No wonder he sucked at chinups. 😅

    • @UnityAgainstJewishEvil
      @UnityAgainstJewishEvil 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dodirae
      Yea I was so confused, now it makes perfect sense.

  • @FishmongerJones
    @FishmongerJones 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    Burt was the first George Droyd prototype

  • @briefintroduction4995
    @briefintroduction4995 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    This dude is killing it
    The only way it gets better is if he was playing Runescape the whole time he was asking questions

    • @jackwaite4035
      @jackwaite4035 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Or watching Hentai 😂😂

  • @tylerehrlich1471
    @tylerehrlich1471 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

    “Do you have anything in your pockets?”
    “I don’t think this outfit has pockets.”

    • @Alniemi
      @Alniemi 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Interesting.

    • @apesecks8404
      @apesecks8404 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Sam: What did you put in your pocket?

  • @skndr3067
    @skndr3067 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +134

    God I wish Alex was subjected to this too

    • @noseriouslyimserious4073
      @noseriouslyimserious4073 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Bruhhhhh. I mean. It’s not really even necessary.. His lies are so obvious. He’s a bad liar.

    • @ScottyBennitone
      @ScottyBennitone 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      that machine would explode.

    • @chris_X6
      @chris_X6 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Have you ever rap3d your monkeys?

    • @whateverwhatever4026
      @whateverwhatever4026 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I would enjoy that too. But we all know how it would go before seeing it. He'd just cry and scream a lot that the machine was lying instead of him. And quit. Plus, one word answers? Impossible.

    • @RugsterClaps
      @RugsterClaps 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I wish. Though he would chimp out and find some ridiculous reason as to why he simply can't do it even if he wanted to, all while pacing back and forth and flexing his gumby arms at the camera

  • @cody8804
    @cody8804 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    Should have had the polygraph guy ask “do you want to burt-off with me right now right here?”

  • @zhernandoz43
    @zhernandoz43 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +144

    jets uncle popping off with this level of acting, exceptional work

    • @judesutton1380
      @judesutton1380 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      First job, now this!

    • @gasslighterr
      @gasslighterr 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Surely not his uncle on his dads side, those who know…..

  • @adoringfan4194
    @adoringfan4194 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Hearing how these events played out in Burt's life, from his mental illness disrupting his life in 2008 til the sheer mental torture and tests he is enduring now is saddening

  • @thankyou329
    @thankyou329 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

    the muscle implants explain why he's so weak

    • @Chimpchillavids
      @Chimpchillavids 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      He seems to have some strength judging by him being able to hold a tire over his head longer than anyone else in the cell. Still, his form when doing any kind of exercise so far has been awful, so him having implants explains a lot.

    • @UndisputedBillyBadass
      @UndisputedBillyBadass 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@Chimpchillavids you can hold a 45 pound plate over head easily if you lock out your elbows

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@UndisputedBillyBadass video or fake

  • @MARZUHPAN
    @MARZUHPAN 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Starts at 54:22

  • @GizmosHouse
    @GizmosHouse 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Burt is an AI formatted to adapt to his environment

    • @Lopyz
      @Lopyz 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Yeah he said if he was an animal he'd be a chameleon

  • @djcoinlaundry
    @djcoinlaundry 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    Burt is so smart and also deviant he can’t stop thinking of bad things he hasn’t yet told the tester about lmao.

  • @dbblues.9168
    @dbblues.9168 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Sam was 100% when he said, "Burt is a schizophrenic rapist. He can't win this money. We can't unleash this dangerous man upon the world with that much cash"
    😅

    • @El_Soy
      @El_Soy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Did he actually say this and can you point me to a clip if so? This sounds hilarious lmao

  • @Glorft
    @Glorft 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    Based burt. Gymbros in shambles.

  • @whateverwhatever4026
    @whateverwhatever4026 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    The wig gives Burt +5 in Sanity. Did they account that into the evaluation?

    • @dang9519
      @dang9519 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      He also has an amulet that could have an enchant on it

    • @ghost-user559
      @ghost-user559 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      But the Flowers give -5 Arborist, so it all balances out. Sam is a good DM, all of this is taken into consideration I’m sure.

    • @hm09235nd
      @hm09235nd 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he's wearing the robe of the knave, and that whistle can summon 2 charging backs once per rest.

  • @Aaron-fh6hd
    @Aaron-fh6hd 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    This guy is by far the most professional person to ever be involved with fishtank. Not an insult just an observation

  • @ScottyBennitone
    @ScottyBennitone 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    end the show now. I ve seen enough. Burt wins.

  • @palehorse1111
    @palehorse1111 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    If we lived in a Cyberpunk universe, Burt would be a human that had maxxed out his cyber implants like a street preacher in Johnny Mnemonic.

    • @GuiltySheep
      @GuiltySheep 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, and he could tap into The Matrix, do school projects with historical figures, and maybe even be an attorney for satan.

  • @PEST__
    @PEST__ 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    Could of imagine if Alex did this lol

    • @whateverwhatever4026
      @whateverwhatever4026 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      We'd be here another 6 before the guy got through his legal nonsense in the intro. For starters....Then another 48 hours when everything he says is a lie and screams and cries that it's not. The machine is out to get him, and graped his underage monkeys or whatever else..

    • @thezimra9429
      @thezimra9429 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@whateverwhatever4026 i agree.... it would literally take over 6hours for just the disclosures etc ... the guy was funny and his wife with burt with the shield in back ground was PEAK KINO... but honestly the guy was and became a fucking drag on the show. fk him

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The polygraph would blow up from all the lies.

    • @burninator14
      @burninator14 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      would've been magical. i wish they'd tried a bit harder with alex, but that monstrous wife of his would've made it impossible for meaningful change to set in.

  • @muzak913
    @muzak913 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    probably the most interesting person i've ever witnessed before

    • @youngkirks
      @youngkirks 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I can’t look away.

  • @xerxes9929
    @xerxes9929 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    Literally has glamour muscles that look impressive, but completely uncoordinated, can’t work out, can’t fight, can’t train, and is so dumb he just thought. “Oh I look like I could be an athletes or something. Or like a personal trainer, ooh..” and then decided he’s a personal trainer.

    • @RugsterClaps
      @RugsterClaps 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      He said his look is "sporty" I've only heard old fat women use that word

    • @joe9743
      @joe9743 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Lol what els do personal trainers really do?

    • @Skyfallz1
      @Skyfallz1 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      LOL

    • @UndisputedBillyBadass
      @UndisputedBillyBadass 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@joe9743 try to fuck their clients

    • @raffyk7541
      @raffyk7541 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      He has a bachelors of science in mathematics and a master's of science in data science from rutgers. He's not dumb at all.

  • @TheWindpingpong
    @TheWindpingpong 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    I think sam would set the polygraph euipment on fire

    • @devangoad
      @devangoad 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      He can flex his lie muscle so hard he could probably actually get a polygraph to register 100% lies while speaking 100% truth

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He would do Illuminati gaslight mind control on the polygraph man.

  • @OogaDoogis
    @OogaDoogis 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "Have you ever done this before?'
    "Uhh psychological evaluation?"
    Bro was ready to ace that test🤣

  • @jacobbaxter7246
    @jacobbaxter7246 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Test begins at 49:37

  • @imyourboiii61
    @imyourboiii61 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

    Damn you're fast, the mizzler is still reading the contract.

    • @Jeroen4
      @Jeroen4 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      You misspelled ass/ankle reversed fat piglet

    • @aleksisuuronen5969
      @aleksisuuronen5969 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      She's so fun, let's see her not doing it or not answering anything interesting

    • @imyourboiii61
      @imyourboiii61 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@aleksisuuronen5969 she is actually going along with it lmao, I hope she get's caught red handed

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@aleksisuuronen5969 umm like ummm i don't know. can you just like umm pay me?

    • @mrbeefy604
      @mrbeefy604 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@aleksisuuronen5969she's already bitching about it

  • @Sky-ld4vi
    @Sky-ld4vi 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    I find the polygraphers voice very relaxing

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      ur gay for him

    • @Sky-ld4vi
      @Sky-ld4vi 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      @@shioq. it’s a gay show.

    • @Lazarus171
      @Lazarus171 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      My readings show you're lying.

  • @Suesco
    @Suesco 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    the fact that burt is that open about his exploits show just how sick california really has become. Young dude feels like he needs muscle implants and liposuction just to fit in as an actor, but nobody tells him hes not a good actor and its not worth it. he also seems to participate in some kind of cuckold humiliation fetishes that im sure are ruining marriages, and people, permanently. may even result in self deleting for some of them. also on a side note, earlier in the show he was asked how he would behave if there are no laws and he responded "i would rape whatever women i wanted, none of them would be able to escape me, and they would have no choice but to give up the puss"- Burt. i believed he also dabbled in saying he would murder people. and hes mad that they wont let the black guy play a psychopath actor due to PC culture.

  • @sonar_bandit
    @sonar_bandit 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The combination of Burt's meds are insane

  • @username-i03j9ofw9jf4
    @username-i03j9ofw9jf4 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Im getting queer male vibes from the polygraph tester

    • @shy221
      @shy221 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Burt's getting them too. and from every other guy apparently

    • @youngkirks
      @youngkirks 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      And why were all his questions male oriented?

  • @jordanmick3621
    @jordanmick3621 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Damn just putting all his medical information out there is crazy

  • @BlunderB
    @BlunderB 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    QUICK BURT MAKE THE INSANITY PLEA!

  • @scratchymemes1322
    @scratchymemes1322 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    You clip all the best parts while I'm at work, thank you for your service, simply. ❤

  • @Sam_Slick
    @Sam_Slick 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    1.5 speed is perfect

    • @chooterino
      @chooterino 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      big tip thanks haha

    • @whateverwhatever4026
      @whateverwhatever4026 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I was trying to do it regularly....but you right

  • @klausm.3035
    @klausm.3035 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    “.. the information is strictly confidential” while being streamed for the whole world to see. Amazing

    • @smokesystem90
      @smokesystem90 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Between the involved parties.

  • @Quietanarchy1
    @Quietanarchy1 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    I was starting to think burt wasn't real because he is too absurd, but he has to be insane if he has muscle implants

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To me those are the two most absurd thing I’ve ever heard him say that give me pause on at least part of this being an act. Idk anymore man.

    • @Quietanarchy1
      @Quietanarchy1 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @FirstFamilyCharger yea, completely insane or best actor ever

    • @na-vn5qy
      @na-vn5qy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      i assumed he had to be a character initially, but after a few days it seemed pretty clear that this is a real person. no one is that good at method acting. and if it came to be that he was actually an actor the whole time, that would genuinely be the greatest performance of all time, not only that but far and away.

    • @TrianCorpora
      @TrianCorpora 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He earns a living from having them

  • @doomdtn
    @doomdtn 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    Dude is a walking pharmacy. Im kinda worried about him.

  • @Dr-Stain
    @Dr-Stain วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The fact he has Schizoaffective disorder (Bipolar and Schizophrenia) and is taking Adderall, Vyvanse and TRT, whilst also taking mood stablisers, antipsychotics and sedatives. Makes complete sense he appears to be as if he isn't medicated at all. He is on the right medication and medication he shouldn't be on at the same time. Burt is lying to his Drs or his Drs should be in jail.
    It's also insane that his med list is as long as 90 year olds for a Black Urban Ripped Trainer like himself.

  • @skndr3067
    @skndr3067 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    His way of saying that lifeless yes reminds me of Anton Chigurh

    • @dang9519
      @dang9519 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      How much have you ever lost on a burt off?

    • @mrpalmer3978
      @mrpalmer3978 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@skndr3067 Burt it.
      I can't Burt it, only you can Burt it. Otherwise its not fair.
      Burt it

    • @ty88
      @ty88 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Should be, "I can't Burt off for you"

  • @shioq.
    @shioq. 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    so burt isn't a mensa member... he just has a note from a psychologist stating he has a 160iq...

    • @jumantewashington8715
      @jumantewashington8715 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      Written in crayon, by one of his alternate personalities.

    • @GREATESTALLY
      @GREATESTALLY 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      160 is the combined IQ of both light burt and dark burt

    • @ValerieSolanas420
      @ValerieSolanas420 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't know why that's hard to believe. There's lots of math geniuses who are spergs with a high iq and a very low eq. Look at John Nash. Math genius but super autistic and a schitzo. People also put too much merit into iq when there's so many other types/ ways to measure intelligence.

    • @UmbrellaGent
      @UmbrellaGent 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Pretty sure Mensa skews their IQ test results to have more members so they can make more money, so it's still possible he's a member.

    • @goonersquadpyongyang
      @goonersquadpyongyang 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Anyone who actually believed he had a 160 IQ has a room temperature IQ themselves.

  • @BreakpointFun
    @BreakpointFun 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    takes vyvanse AND adderal, AND Testostrone 11:03
    then takes blood pressure meds
    explains a lot

  • @TheCatWatches
    @TheCatWatches 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Imagine Sam and Jet gaslighting the contestants while taking a polygraph test…

  • @NicholasCampbell-c8y
    @NicholasCampbell-c8y 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    So this is what an alien impersonating a human looks like 😂

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      One of Roger from American Dad's characters

  • @inandoutoftheabyss9953
    @inandoutoftheabyss9953 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    Let me guess, payton doesn’t have to do it

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

      princess payton gets more ice cream and alone time

    • @beavisdoge237
      @beavisdoge237 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

      She's perfect, healthy, and cannot lie. Would be a waste of this gentleman's time.

    • @sideshowonacid
      @sideshowonacid 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      You leave Payton’s name out of your damn mouth! Our Queen is incapable of wrong doing!!

    • @steakssndwich
      @steakssndwich 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yeh boring zz

    • @josephsmith5110
      @josephsmith5110 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Xavier, who came up with the questions for the other contestants, could not come up with any interesting questions for her. He first asked other people to pitch in but then decided to just skip Payton entirely because he thinks she is too boring.

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    He takes vyvanse AND adderal? at the same time?

    • @noseriouslyimserious4073
      @noseriouslyimserious4073 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Explains his schizo-analysis on every single irrelevant detail…

    • @FlyinggMushroom
      @FlyinggMushroom 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I used to aswell. Vyvanse takes like 2 hours to slowly kick in. The adderall is to help it kick in faster. I also took a second adderall at lunch because the Vyvanse would poop out after a few hours. I was a junkie and I had those doctors wrapped around my finger lmao

    • @domepuncher
      @domepuncher 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@FlyinggMushroom 70mg vyvanse made me a God at work for ~5 years. Got fired after I stopped taking it. Lost all will to be a wage slave at an ibank. Idk if it was wise to stop or not...

    • @deadfuryxd21_10
      @deadfuryxd21_10 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

      @@FlyinggMushroom lol I think the doctors had u wrapped around there finger bud

    • @kronickruesader
      @kronickruesader 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@FlyinggMushroomyeah their goal is to get as many scripts to as many patients as possible. Their goal as well as the pharmaceutical companies is to of course, make money. I got my script because I said it’s hard to stay awake through the day and that I zone out and ignore people talking to me, then I got seroquil off em cuz I said I couldn’t sleep from the vyvanse. Insurance helps. If you don’t have insurance then services like cerebral as equally as easy. Tbh might be easier cuz u just do a video interview on your phone and they will send your script over right after haha.

  • @mrdistraught8447
    @mrdistraught8447 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    He gets lipo and all these meds and hes a volunteer firefighter?

    • @Lazarus171
      @Lazarus171 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      He's trying to become a volunteer firefighter. Pretty sure him getting paranoid that all the other guys in the firehouse are secretly his boyfriends would shut that down day 1 though.

    • @SachaKDrums
      @SachaKDrums 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He keeps failing the test because every time they ask him to unreel the hose he Burts off.

  • @ALs5.56
    @ALs5.56 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Bro the reason he's crazy is all those meds

  • @joe9743
    @joe9743 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Burt, airsoftfatty and kingcobrajfs should be co captains of fishtank spaceship

  • @6ixthhydro652
    @6ixthhydro652 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Jordan Peterson enters the tank

    • @vadimakdav1357
      @vadimakdav1357 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not every old well-spoken man is Jordan Peterson...

  • @chubsdubs279
    @chubsdubs279 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Jet sam and crew are fucking comedic geniuses 😂😂

  • @shy221
    @shy221 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    fishtank making sure he never gets that firefighter job after the show

    • @El_Soy
      @El_Soy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      He shouldn't have it anyways, he isn't physically or mentally capable of a job like that. He'd be putting his crew and civilians in danger lmao

    • @jackm9930
      @jackm9930 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He's smarter than all the basement dwelling jobless keyboard warriors in chat and in TH-cam comments. I mean u guys are watching a 24/7 show so I assume having no life is a prerequisite.

    • @El_Soy
      @El_Soy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@jackm9930 why are you crying on behalf of Burt? Get a grip dude lmao

    • @ty88
      @ty88 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @jackm9930 you seriously think he's smarter than the average viewer?

  • @alp.9775
    @alp.9775 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I cant believe ive been listening to him repeat these same few questions for 1 hr 13m while i worked out at the gym

  • @Trisket
    @Trisket 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    "I would work more if I had more free time." Bro.

    • @tommyeverly1526
      @tommyeverly1526 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Burt’n off is a full time job

  • @asmith4549
    @asmith4549 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    MK ultra is too simple of an explanation

  • @smokesystem90
    @smokesystem90 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Burt is what happens when you install mods IRL

  • @BirdsfromHuntingdon
    @BirdsfromHuntingdon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The most entertaining part of these was actually just listening to the chap explain how polygraphs work

  • @Absolute_Goblin
    @Absolute_Goblin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Putting him in the dress (tunic) and a wig is so damn funny since sam and nick talked about the chappelle/black ppl thing about "they tryna out a black kang in a dress" stuff 😂

  • @Torquemada1555
    @Torquemada1555 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I had my doubts but yesterday I saw a long surgery scar on the right side of his ribs, directly behind his right arm. I think it was clearly shown yesterday when he was in the room shirtless.

  • @Ralphfili
    @Ralphfili 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    57:59 "Do you have muscle implants?" (for those who don't want to scroll through).

  • @tmango1906
    @tmango1906 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Burt was a stone and the doc said he is picking up movement and he needs to be still wtf lmfaooo

    • @REVOisMYname
      @REVOisMYname 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Boner was standing up

    • @EinBisschenTrolling
      @EinBisschenTrolling 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Burt was pursing his lower lips

    • @Justjoey17
      @Justjoey17 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@REVOisMYnameBurt is gonna Burt off thinking about the tester tonight

    • @AC-om1vu
      @AC-om1vu 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Burt was literally jittering and swaying the whole time

  • @Squid666
    @Squid666 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Physically and chemically engineering himself into becoming a super soldier. GGz burt, GGz.

  • @sago_8386
    @sago_8386 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Polygraph test starts at 54:24

  • @9898Hawk
    @9898Hawk 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    160 iq and doesnt understand that the questions are yes/no

    • @karmasleeper
      @karmasleeper 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Unironically fits

    • @Skyfallz1
      @Skyfallz1 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I don't see him having an IQ at all lol

    • @UnityAgainstJewishEvil
      @UnityAgainstJewishEvil 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Skyfallz1
      It’s not even possible for ⚫️ people to have a 160 iq. About 0.01% have a iq of 140, but that’s as high as they

  • @captainchillygorilla7315
    @captainchillygorilla7315 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Do you have muscle implants?
    "Uhm yes... I believe so... Yes, in my uhmm arms aaaand uh lats... and shoulders".

  • @Georg3Nada
    @Georg3Nada 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    You’re doing the lords work 🫡

  • @jmml1533
    @jmml1533 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Bro takes seroquel and barely sleeps holy shit. Most would be falling asleep while eating on the lowest dose. I’ve taken it a few times and it was so hard to wake up

    • @UndisputedBillyBadass
      @UndisputedBillyBadass 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      When I was on seroquel I’d sleep for 15 hours a day and only have enough time to hit the gym before it closed and then eat and shower

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lobotomy in a pill

  • @psychogenical1419
    @psychogenical1419 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Honestly not surprised just worried abt him

  • @nedschneebly1497
    @nedschneebly1497 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Another generational SRS episode. 👏 great Pod. These story’s need to be told… great work Shawn…guys like Burt are the reason I’m able to type this comment🇺🇸🦅
    Rangers lead the way!!!

  • @domepuncher
    @domepuncher 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    This is just sad man

  • @BronzeAgePuritan
    @BronzeAgePuritan 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "It is what it is"

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The clip of him trying to do pull ups is even funnier now

  • @kaasronald3623
    @kaasronald3623 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    sounds like he wouldn't be half as odd if he wasn't on all that medication :(

    • @blappichulo9015
      @blappichulo9015 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Either that…. Or he’d be an uninhibited serial r*ping murderer

  • @Absolute_Goblin
    @Absolute_Goblin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Damn, I was wrong. He DOES have implanted muscles. Thats so insane i couldnt even believe it

  • @jl8485
    @jl8485 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yooooooo his medication list is WILD😂😂😂😂
    He was definitely hallucinating in the woods with Xavier.
    There is NO WAY Sam and Jet knew they'd get this much insane content out of Burt when he was selected for 'Famous House'. One in a million casting choice.

  • @ivo333
    @ivo333 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    it's not the same without cowboy tapping the screen

  • @DDGenes
    @DDGenes 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Real questions start at 55:40

  • @courtneychristofferson100
    @courtneychristofferson100 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    This is incredible. We got the med list!

  • @DixonCyderBusch
    @DixonCyderBusch 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    IF MIZZY WASN'T ASHAMED OF HAVING SEX WITH MORE THAN 10 MEN THEN WHY WOULD SHE TRY TO SAY SHE HASN'T HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN 10 MEN IN THE PAST 5 YEARS? 🤷 THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.

  • @mrunpopularopinion334
    @mrunpopularopinion334 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Lmao muscle implants and lipo 😂😂😂😂 personal trainer 😂😂😂😂😂 dude just turns gay tricks

  • @bigbonk3841
    @bigbonk3841 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    wow, explains why he's so physically meek and uncoordinated. The push up form made me sus as hell, but this is way fucking crazy

  • @uhJacks
    @uhJacks 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If Burt can essentially lie his way to becoming a personal trainer, he’d be a really good salesman. He could make bank!

  • @venomvixeno7
    @venomvixeno7 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Burt looks stunning in this attire

  • @jl8485
    @jl8485 วันที่ผ่านมา

    29:53
    So I'm gonna put yes on that anyway.. you started it.. you took part in it.. it is what it is.

  • @ty88
    @ty88 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    polygrapher gives up at 59:00

  • @Jim900
    @Jim900 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Burt is actually a genius by Newark standards

  • @KidGlo
    @KidGlo 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    wtf he’s had lipo 4 times and is on like 10 different meds lmao

  • @Dielonthug
    @Dielonthug 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    What does this old guy think of all this...

    • @ashgonza92
      @ashgonza92 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      He's probably seen worse if he's ever done any legit work with law enforcement

    • @UndisputedBillyBadass
      @UndisputedBillyBadass 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@ashgonza92no doubt

  • @Surpasser18
    @Surpasser18 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    His answer to thats " That's just as needed"? lmao ? 😂

  • @tmango1906
    @tmango1906 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Burt had lypo in 2002??

    • @Abysll
      @Abysll 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I think he meant to say 2022, but his stuttering made it sound like 2002