Banana Dork - Gaming don't be a jerk, manners cost nothing. Anyone can afford them. There is no need to go out of your way to just tear people down. Don't be a 3 year old.
1:53 the teacher sat back and said "thats really clever" Then she went to the nail salon and said "chen, what does this say" Chen replied "Chicken wings and pork fried rice, vegetable bean sprouts, egg rolls, fried duck, steamed dumplings, white rice, brown rice , chicken with black bean sauce, singapore rice noodles...." The teacher smiled to herself and said "goddamn kid copied the Chinese restaurant menu... Still clever" THE END.
It looked purple to me. All she had to write was thanks for a great year in a purple color not put in purple on the cake. I would be like don't put the words in purple just use the color purple and write thanks for a great year. Do it over.
Look what it says in the top left corner at. 1:48 (Edit, ) My god, I didn't expect this to get like, 300 likes and 100 comments!! And yes, I am dirty minded
The take 5 one was wrong, for each time he took a take 5 he would have to take another 5 therefore leading to having to take the entire shops stock costing a lot of money, if he wanted to take the instruction even further who would have to buy the company whom made those bars to have an infinite amount of take 5 bars until the ingredients to make them ran out on earth, BUT! If he wanted to take it EVEN further he would have to build a spaceship to travel light years away to other planets to find sources of ingredients for his take 5 bars, the planets maybe dangerous so he would need to build some sort of mech to defend against possible hostile beings. Eventually whole colonies would move to these planets to farm ingredients for the Take 5 bars. It could be possible that the farmers up rise against the company resulting them in stealing the mechs and using them for battle, the farmers might end up making their own mechs and fighting the Take 5 bar company. Thus resulting in a big space conflict over a Take 5 bars and also possibly resulting in the TitanFall franchise.
I was at a book store today... i found a book called instructions literally. a man came by and said "don't BUY this book, it's no good." and so i TOOK instructions literally. like if you got it...
I laugh so hard at 7:46 with the dog… If your DOG does a POO Please put it in a litter bin. I laugh so hard; I got a stomach cramp and needed several Kleenex tissues!
Random Acount You don't. TH-cam suggests it for you based on what you watch or you can put tags on a video so if they look up a word your vid will appear.
Today my cousin said he wanted to sit on the couch I was sitting in, he never said he wanted too sit on the couch with *ME* so I just went too the other couch 😂 guess I took instructions literally too 😂
If you liked this video, watch
Kids Who Took Instructions Way Too Literally
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Banana Dork - Gaming don't be a jerk, manners cost nothing. Anyone can afford them. There is no need to go out of your way to just tear people down. Don't be a 3 year old.
1:53 the teacher sat back and said "thats really clever"
Then she went to the nail salon and said "chen, what does this say"
Chen replied "Chicken wings and pork fried rice, vegetable bean sprouts, egg rolls, fried duck, steamed dumplings, white rice, brown rice , chicken with black bean sauce, singapore rice noodles...."
The teacher smiled to herself and said "goddamn kid copied the Chinese restaurant menu... Still clever"
THE END.
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@kalina
Heey thank you! I was feeling the instagram rainbow thing, and tried it out myself.
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what the shit is "singapore rice noodles"
3:34
Look above the smiley face
*X*
*Savage*
Katie Sibley haha
3:32-Someone put a "X"
Savage😂😎👌🏼
Sophie_ Colborn also winky face
Instruction unclear,
Head stuck in microwave
Ahrin look at 5:52
1:52 Hopefully, he got an A+
Lol the one that said thanks for a great year in purple wasn't even in purple loll savage
It looked purple to me. All she had to write was thanks for a great year in a purple color not put in purple on the cake. I would be like don't put the words in purple just use the color purple and write thanks for a great year. Do it over.
My eyes are full of tears. I laughed so hard at this video. This is going into my favorites.
The pizza and cookies one made me cringe 😷
Rebecca Kruchten howw 😖😷
no way that cookie pizza looked awesome i wish they sold frozen cookies and pizza in one box here
pete parker I'm.... Omg... I'm gonna... I'm gonna pu... puk..... puke...... 😷😖
pete parker hi
I have tried this with chocolate chip cookies and little Caesars pizza. It's actually not bad.
Look what it says in the top left corner at. 1:48
(Edit, ) My god, I didn't expect this to get like, 300 likes and 100 comments!!
And yes, I am dirty minded
Randomstuff4u lube.....whats the problem with that LOL XD
It says
Go Lube
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Randomstuff4u it says lube
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
Randomstuff4u god no
0:39
2 days later what is this rash on my face
Poison ivy huh I wonder how I got that
Bruh.its. Kenna *hi*
A Fan Bruh
The take 5 one was wrong, for each time he took a take 5 he would have to take another 5 therefore leading to having to take the entire shops stock costing a lot of money, if he wanted to take the instruction even further who would have to buy the company whom made those bars to have an infinite amount of take 5 bars until the ingredients to make them ran out on earth, BUT! If he wanted to take it EVEN further he would have to build a spaceship to travel light years away to other planets to find sources of ingredients for his take 5 bars, the planets maybe dangerous so he would need to build some sort of mech to defend against possible hostile beings. Eventually whole colonies would move to these planets to farm ingredients for the Take 5 bars. It could be possible that the farmers up rise against the company resulting them in stealing the mechs and using them for battle, the farmers might end up making their own mechs and fighting the Take 5 bar company. Thus resulting in a big space conflict over a Take 5 bars and also possibly resulting in the TitanFall franchise.
It says take 5 because 5 things are in it. Not multiply each candy bar by 5.
"Clean it like the queen of England is visiting." I died.
Why Google search when you can watch 10:24 minutes of pictures set to generic music?
I wish I was joking, but this has become my life.
"if your Dog does a POO pls put it in the bin"😂🐶🐕🐩
a toasty shower with literal toast 😂
"Free please take" got me lol...
*Hey I just figured out how to do this!*
Olivia La Via *cool!*
Olivia La Via *cool!*
Olivia La Via sadly I don't know how;-;
Olivia La Via _what about this?_
-And this-
*_-can't touch dis-_*
i can't believe that guys actually took the "Free please take" sign!! lol!😂😂😂
I was at a book store today... i found a book called instructions literally. a man came by and said "don't BUY this book, it's no good." and so i TOOK instructions literally. like if you got it...
So you didn't buy the book or did you steal it?
it was a joke... i took the mans instructions literately and didn't buy it... but i took it...
Eren Yeager ohhhhh i get it now
I get it
I can see an aot fan in disguise here...
This like 10 and a half minutes of the best of Imgur.
some say she drinks to this day
Logan Biggs lmao poor guy she would have to drink enough to kill a giant before she's ready for that
at 5:21 who also saw the TARDIS? ??😂😂😂😂
To feed the deers? Do you mean 'deer'? It doesn't matter how many there are, it's always 'deer'.
lol I love the one that said "keep Portland weird" with a guy riding a unicycle, wearing Darth Vader mask a bagpipe that blows fire
I live in Portland. That guy is known as the "Unipiper" and rides around downtown in various costumes daily while playing bagpipes on a unicycle.
That random internet guy. Lol I wanna go to Portland now and see that XD
His website is
www.unipiper.com
That random internet guy. thanks lol
making homework then a vid is out
wait mr.homework
9:15 LOL, I laughed at this moment xD
0:36 what if that was poison ivy😱😂
Ladies and gentlemen all the different heys for ya: *hey* _hey_ and -hey-
Alaric Mohammad You forgot HEY in caps ;]
Alaric Mohammad how do you do the last two of them??? i have been trying but without success D:
Magic
*hey* and -hey-, how do you do the other one?
*hey*
The lot of these made my eyes roll but three of them made me laugh my ass off.
2:38
YEAH TOAST!!!!
Today, I learned something new!
_WOAH TECHNOLOGY!!!_
You wanna know who's awesome.
Read the two last letters in the first sentence. 😏
The only one 1 thanks! I didn't no I was who's awesome!
Ethan Games GD
I said letters.
ShadowBolt AJ
😎😎😎
The Only Mustache Me?Yeah right I'm awesome!
ce?
I totally don't understand how anyone could dislike this video. It was really funny...especially towards the end.
3:16 keep your "iPhones" under watch. I hate it when people act like the only phone in the world is the iPhone!!!
Ali Jaffery the phone in pic isn't even an iPhone
The one about the dog and the litter bin killed me lol
Yes he didn't know it meant bag up the poop and throw the poop away. What crazy person tries to throw their dog away?
my friend told me to look over her stuff when she was in the bathroom and I literally watched her stuff without blinking 😂😂😂
You can blink just watch over it and make sure no one takes it.
You could just 'glance' over it and ur done...
1:51 he better have gotten an A++ for that
You wanna know who is awesome? Read the first word!!
Jojo Divelbiss .o.
I read "the first word"......
Jojo Divelbiss so um awesome
RainbowNight dang I wanted to comment that
Jojo Divelbiss I already know Dat aw is awesome
Haha and for the "Please check if you flushed one" lol that one guy who put an X
None of these are people taking instructions to seriously. Theses are all people being stupid, trying to be funny or accidents
I laugh so hard at 7:46 with the dog…
If your DOG does a POO Please put it in a litter bin.
I laugh so hard; I got a stomach cramp and needed several
Kleenex tissues!
Always cross out your -miss- mistakes
9:42 OMG Blizzard im so proud X'D
Wanna know what's awesome read the first wor- oh wait I fucked it up
Bluetain you had one job man...
Bluetain GOD DAMMIT TIM
That one guy who draws odd monsters in notebooks Tom.
You had 1 job my dude.... 1 job...
I CRIED LAUGHING AT THE FISHSTICKS ONE
You wanna know who is a cool person?
read that first word of the sentence.
read? who the fuck is read?
??? ?? ???? it's YOU,we have to read 1st word of 1st line
Finally something that points to YOU instead of ME
6:17 The deer looks so done!! 😂
You wanna know who is awesome?
Take the two last letters of the last sentence.😉
Atlanta Ace
Aweso?
The last senten?
No, no, no
He means e?
Yall are dumb he means "ou"
Its ME, he says take the two last letters "of" not off the LAST sentence
"This video's aight"
"Here sir, have an apple"
"YES I WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO AMAZON WEB SERVICES DAMMIT!"
Want me to tell you who's awesome? Read the second word.
Emmet Wright second?
DRFT Jester5 ya read the second word.
Emmet Wright I read the word "second" like you you said... read the second word 😊
That's right! It's me! I'm awesome!
Under Craft dang it you've found a loophole!
3:11 k we got a smart Alec up in here XD like seriously "No bicycle parking" so you put a Unicycle there XD
1:48 look at the top left it says lube (basically sex)
Mcprogames no its a car dealership not that -you are dirty minded
Mcprogames Lube is not sex but okay.
Mcprogames Lube is not sex. Search it up..
bro tf???😬😕😑😐😥
Mcprogames See a doctor.
some of these pictures are just people outsmarting the rules
video should have been called: people failing miserably at trying to be funny.
you must be fun at partys
Parties*
itwasaftrthefact I thought that's what the comments section was for. ☺
ben trimble lmao so true
A Potato im a potato
3:34 whoever drew that 'sheep' is talented
how do you put suggestions on videos!?
Random Acount You don't. TH-cam suggests it for you based on what you watch or you can put tags on a video so if they look up a word your vid will appear.
Pixelatedninja9 gamez
kung fu panda.
Pixelatedninja9 gamez
Random Acount *_-Wwwooowwww-_*
That deer be like "nigga get that fuckin quarter out my face"
*Who* _knows_ -how- *to* _do_ -these?-
Skyla Lethborg ñõt më
I -know- _how_ *to*
*_-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW-_*
-not me-
_hi_ -hi- *hi*
- in front of word for -hi- _ in front of word _hi_ * infront of word *hi* repeat the same things after the word like -(word)-
Instructions: Like comment for no reason
I bet you all my life only 50% of u will read this comment because it will get los in the sea of comments
Rip Bot308 More like 75 % of people saw it and only 25% decided to do something.
Astro Editz OOOOOOOOO!!!!
3:01 how Thor opens packages 😂 ⚡️ 🌫 📪
296th view (like anyone cares)
Don't eat yellow snow
1. Pretty cool tbh seeing how there's over 442k views...
2. Love your name
3. Have a great day
AAAHHHH! WAIT HERE FOR GREEN ARROW! I AM DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐫
Guy:is this the dont take things seriously class?
Teacher: yes take a seat
Guy:thanks! Literally goes taking the seat with them
I lost it with Overwatch... hahahahaha
The gum on the paper trash bin got me on 4:26
I don't know what's more funny at 1:44 . The sign or how it says lube
I died when the guy put a unicycle in the bike park
6:36. I'd say that his attempt at making Portland weird succeeded. Too much.
I am ROLLING on the floor honestly this vid be HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂😋
I love the toast one XD
5:17 fangirled way too fucking hard
Today my cousin said he wanted to sit on the couch I was sitting in, he never said he wanted too sit on the couch with *ME* so I just went too the other couch 😂 guess I took instructions literally too 😂
The guy with shaving cream all over his face made me laugh so much you got a thumbs up. 1:40
5:19 lol the tardis
6:16 Deers? Deer? Deers. Okay. New word learned.
5:09 what did they expect 😂
Soooo funny I laughed my ass off LMAO😂😂
Destynee Paradise u just repeated it...
4:08 look at my hand.....
OH MY GAWD WHEN DID I HAVE A SCRATCH THERE?!😨😨
Any of the people in this vid are automatically marriage people. Love ❤️ the sense of fun!
Lol the sign
This was hilarious.
people take things way too seriously ... i think its our sixth sense... 😉
This video is too dank for me.
Holy shit the cookie pizza looks awesome
My wife is going to be mad next time we go out. I’m doing as many of these as I can.
I like the Overwatch reply lol
Oh snap overwatch that was the funniest thing ever
I vote we give the kid at 1:56 at least 50 extra credit points
*-I JUST FIGURED OUT SO MANY THINGS LIKE THIS-* *AND THIS* -AND THIS- _AND ALSO THIS_
THE DRIVE THRU ONE WAS A YO MAMA JOKE
wow that letter is definitely an a plus
4:22 is the best LMAO! :))
who ever did the toast shower is amazing XD BUT probably got rejected and dumped XDDD
A toasty shower means a warm shower. It looks like he didn't understand what she meant at all.
this sounds like my ringtone
*hello people* -i just came back from the hospital- _i_ *_-broke my skull smashing the like button-_*
i read this "people who took instraction too Lit" xD
*_Hello to the awesome people scrolling down the comments_*
The overwatch skins leak made me laugh xd