Philomena Cunk: My Mate Paul - Ultimate Compilation
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- Everytime I talked about my mate Paul.
Twitter: OnCunk
Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.
Philomena has three people in her life - her mate Paul, her ex, and her aunt who aligns chakras for 80 quid an hour
And her Uncle whos Life Is as boring as....
And her Nephew who makes buildings in Minecraft
Her friend Sean as well!
@@iTzJimBoi Sean is her ex
Don't forget Barry Shitpeas.
Paul is the most interesting man in the world
he deserve his own monographic show
¿Paul is 1 of my K1nd!
And he prefers Dos Equis!
😅😂
@isaacortiz1298 You're so right, I am.
whenever Philomena says “my mate paul” you know an amazing story is about to be told
Always 😂
amazingly crazy 😭 that potato story is completely unhinged. lord jesus...
Paul designed a treadmill for his fiancé’s pet snake.
Brilliant.
_"Mind you the prototype pulled the snake's head off 🥴..."_
@@z_edworst ending to a birthday party I've ever been invited to
Seems like he saw the snake as an enemy!!
:(((((( RIP
i’m so grateful for these comments reminding me what was said in the video i just watched 🙏
idiots.
Paul is an enigma, wrapped in mystery, wrapped in bacon. If we ever met Paul, it would absolutely ruin it. Keep Paul behind the scenes.
Paul is like a British Old Man Henderson
And smothered in secret sauce.
"If I ever see Christ again, he's a dead man." 😂 Same Paul, same.
What a fantastic line. I laughed and laughed
Again…? 🤔
@@CycolacFanI like to think this implies that either he remembers seeing him when he was first brought into this world or he died at one point and he was just like “Not yet you” and he gets flung back to life
And so am I now. 😂😂😂
"RIGHT"
The came-a-lot lady was told two stories about Paul. The bloke in prison and the marathon diarrhea. Omg lol
Her face at the end of the latter: *gulp* “No.” 😂
The delivery of “If I ever see Christ again, he’s a dead man” is still to this day, one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard anyone deliver.
But that response!
*sucks in air* followed by "Ri-ight..."
I cracked up! 😅
I love the moment of hesitation after Philomena says something completely unhinged. You can practically see the person's brain go into overdrive trying to process what they just heard.
As soon as you hear “my mate Paul” you know you’re in for a treat 😂
this show, together with her and the crew, should be considered a national treasure.
it is a national treasure mate
"My mate Paul..." and you know its going to be the most batshit, mind crumbling and out of pocket thing ever. RIP Paul
as someone named paul,
i feel represented.
The “have I?” response to the nature of providence comment always gets me 😂
The “…righttt…” at the end from the guy is really what gets me
Her question to be a good one was also an example of the nature of providence 😅
The marathon diarrhea one has to be my favorite of all of these. But it's a close call.
the woman just said no lmaoooooooo
"Mind you the prototype did pull the snake's head off" 😅
Gets me every time!!
'...yeah... worst ending to a Birthday party I've ever been to."
Well, you’ve raised a very significant question about the nature of providence.
Have I?
You have indeed.
Gets me every single time 😂 4:45
I love that however hard she tries to be ridiculous the philosophy dude can still always find something meaningful in her questions.
@@larastroud6644what is philosophy if not trying to answer ridiculous questions lol
Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just watch this video and hear about Paul. The story about the Ketamine brownies gets me every time, as does, "And when I looked up, Paul was crying".
2:29 you can tell he’s watched her show before by the fear in his eyes when she mentions Paul
The guy around 4:50 is my absolute favorite because he always gives her so much credit and finds something useful to pull out of her comments
At 0:40 where she tells Paul that she has to read a book, cracked me up. Between the sentiment and accent...just that thought alone was provoking. And earned my laugh 😂😂.
“Would the potato have to take root and kill him” is so grim and the implications are *so* graphic lol
Whenever she mentions Paul I always imagine it’s Paul McCartney for some reason
In my headcanon, her mate Paul is litetally Macca.
She mentions Sir Paul’s songwriting during the one about her mate Paul’s LSD trip
The one about the threesome cracks me up every time.
Paul McCartney never had to write a song about someone eatind sh**t from his own shoe ahahahahahahahahaa
If you live on a council estate in the UK, chances are you all know of a 'my mate Paul' that always has outrageous stuff happening to him tbh
I used to get emails from some guy in the UK because my address was close to the woman he was trying to send emails to (I'm in the US). For a long time, I tried to tell him I wasn't his friend, but he never responded and he just kept sending emails with the most amazingly crazy stories of what he'd been up to. Eventually, I stopped trying to tell him and I just started enjoying his emails. I would get so excited when I saw he'd written because I knew whatever story he had, it would be nuts! He was definitely a "my mate paul" kind of guy 😂
Here in Canada, our version of Council Estate is called "public housing", and is usually the poorest areas of every city, often in slum-like conditions. Unavailable to the working classes, they are never separate dwellings like houses, but usually apartments or townhouses.
'Council Estate' sounds so much fancier...
@@intercommerce Ain't nothing fancy about a council estate.
I'd take Canadian Public housing any day of the week.
@@updated5709we just got projects here in the US
there are a lot of "my mate Pauls" in the States
if it weren't for the phone call segment i'd be convinced she made up Paul to talk about all the weird shit she's done herself
My favorite is "My mate Paul invented a treadmill for his fiancée's pet snake." We are so lucky for this woman's weird brain.
Aren't Philomena's lines scripted? We are so lucky for this team of writers (apparently without a single woman, though).
@@petraw9792 Charlie Brooker writes most of her lines and also produced the show.
@@definitelynotanAIchatbotCharlie is a woman?
@@petraw9792 Define "woman."
I play drums and if I ever form a band, I want it to be called "My Mate Paul".
Oh my God.
I have laughed my arse off more times at this than I have at any other comedy. Cunk is a beast.
In my head the Paul that Philomena is talking about is Paul Hollywood and it makes these stories that much funnier
Thank you so much for sharing this! Has completely replaced my mental image of Paul into something even more absurd
That Italian lady must have been questioning her English skills because there was no way she was hearing what she was hearing.
Your life will never be as interesting as Paul's.
im not sure i want it to be
A friend of mine for 30 years now.starts stories with “my grandma once” . Well you know that the story will be a doozy 😂
is her grandma named paul?
I just discovered Philomena yesterday & I’m crying at this. It’s stunningly hilarious!🤣🤣
Why did jesus do that to him?
Right? I would expect that of God but not Jesus
The first time I heard her say that, I literally fell out of my chair from laughing so hard. I grew up southern Baptist, and it made me want her to tell that story to a southern baptist just to get their answer so she could annihilate them with some off the wall bullshit response. 😂
Saint thomas’d.
"Worst ending to a birthday party I've ever been to." Oh. My. God.
Imagine taking Philomina over to your parents house and she starts talking about her mate Paul
I should not have been drinking tea while watching this.
I spat mine out, too...very bad idea
We need a spin-off about her mate Paul
1000%!!!!😊
Rated X
in Charlie Brookers Newswipe theres another character with Cunk called Barry Shitpeas. That might scratch the itch :)
This is by far to my knowledge, the Brit equivalent to “my buddy, Keith.”
I picture Paul as Sgt. Pepper era Paul McCartney like with the weird little mustache
Yes!!
Paul sounds like a blast
Paul is a legend. He maybe even deserves his own show? 😂
Paul Atreides has crazy lore.
I wonder if Paul ever hung out with a guy named Bob Sacamano.
Her mate Paul is a Legend!
5:16 "------- right."
Paul is actually Bob Mortimer
It got to the point every time I heard my mate Paul I burst out laughing again 😂😂
My name's Paul and I astral-travelled on 4 tabs of acid and as hard as I looked I couldn't find the moon either. I did find boxes and boxes of chocolate-coated marshmallow easter eggs in the middle of the M2 freeway south of Johannesburg, though. But no moon.
and the red nose on the intimate skin?
I feel so represented.
Bad idea to drink tea while watching this...
Its the deadpan face for me 😂
"If I ever see Christ again, he is a dead man"
Christ pbly thinks same back
Philomena is like that one character in every sitcom… but she’s real.
"If I ever see Christ again, he's a dead man." - That has me rolling every time!!!
I would watch a Paul biopic in a heartbeat
And when I looked up, Paul was crying. Oh god that kills me!
My mate Paul and Alis My Julie should never cross, if they did the world would end.
I felt bad for the second professor. She was asked to explain “a rude” bit so she talked about the lady sticking her butt out the window. Whenever she is asked to tell that, you could see the glee in her eyes. She finally got to retell this raunchy story… only to have her moment of glory shattered by Paul’s prison joke. She was biting her lower lip during: “That bit went places I wasn’t even prepared for. Just down right disturbing”.
I want to hang with this Paul dude.
I've also got a mate called Paul; he has a much more sedate life.
Paul is Philomena's Carl pokington.
Whenever she says “my mate Paul” you know the story is gonna get wild and amazing
"or would the potato have to take root and kill him to qualify?" omfg rofl
Philomena’s mate Paul > Ali G’s mate Dave
Philomena: Describe a rude bit for me
Prof Ashe be like: Ah, Alison's arse. Makes Chaucer sound cool
Philomena be like: Hold my mate Paul
Paul is living the fullest life ever . This man experienced unbelievable things
A life is worth living only if you have the life of her mate, Paul.
I think we only got Cunk on Earth in the American Netflix catalog. Would love to see more content!
"My mate Paul..." would be a good ringtone 😂
I would watch a spin off about Paul
She’s the best
Her mate Paul's run-in with a jackknifed lorrie and The Lord happened just months before he was slated to be a lighting director for the music video of Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up The Jam.
I want to meet Paul! Feels like I know him already😂✌🏽❤️
Paul is an enigma, wrapped in mystery, wrapped in bacon. If we ever met Paul, it would absolutely ruin it. Keep Paul behind the scenes.
The way this woman makes me laugh 😂…
I am called Paul and I absolutely all these vids with Cunk talking about her mate Paul just bloody brilliant
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The treadmill for his girlfriend’s pet snake killed me…
And the snake.
@@PremiumPastaSauce 😂
Philomena is great
She must look at their reaction and think OMG there's another gem.😂
There are some kind of drug use even Paul McCartney won't sing about. Maybe even Lou Reed and JJ Cale.
Have you not done your research? Because my mate Paul sent me a video
I think Paul and Karl Pilkington need to have a podcast of the most bizarre stories that ever happened to them.
The snake treadmill got me
I want to be her roommate, just get this hilarity in my everyday life.
She broke up with Paul because the sound he made when falling down the stairs
This might be earnest talk in modern day Britain for all you know.
"My mate Paul, he took over this whole planet this one time, he was like the messiah of the people there, they called him muad'dib. He was high on spice the whole time though so i don't know"
Scientist: the universe is billions of years old.
Philomena: that’s funny cause my mate paul actually led a holy war and took over the universe cause the emperor had his dad killed so I guess my mate Paul is billions of years old too!
God bless this woman.
I can't stop laughing
She's a car reck ya can't stop watching
Paul is an absolute unit.
Paul had seen some shit in his life. Looks like a wise man
Paul for President!
Paul really does need a holiday
I hope Paul got that holliday, and finds christ again. Lol
The Cambridge philosopher of religion is almost as good a comedian as Philomena.
Can you interview Paul? What a fascinating man!
Paul is 100% the equivalent of "my buddy Keith" from Left 4 Dead 2