A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bar tender asks "why the hell do you have a steering wheel sticking out of you pants? Isn't that uncomfortable?". The pirate says "ey, it's drivin me nuts!"
so a pirate walks into a bar and a young man asks “sir do you mind tellin me how you got that hook for a hand?” the pirate says “aye, me ship was sinkin and i lost it in a fight with a shark” “wow! what about your leg?” “aye, we were raidin a vessel when a cannon took it off” “wow, that’s amazing! what about your eye?” “well, it was me first day with the hook and a seagul shit in me eye.”
Imagining an overnight crew to take care of the black powders sounds pretty cool to be honest. This video is going to make me appreciate the movies more.
HA! true. Seems many of these youtube channels are either pegged past Zero or have no idea on sound levels. And why so many Jame's videos? Where is the rest of the gang? Kitbadger? Hop? (ok, he's had a few lately). ...
Fun fact the last noted act of privateering happened in March of this year when a cruise liner owned by Hapag-Lloyd rammed and sank a Venezuelan coast guard vessel in international waters. Technically the Venezuelan vessel was trying to push them and forcibly persuade them to inter into a Venezuelan port by firing warning shots from an AK across the bow of a stopped ship. before ramming it on the bow that was designed for ice breaking. The cruise liner only suffered mild chipping of the paint
To add the cherry on top. The cruise ship was sitting still with one engine idling and the other under maintenance. So a battleship literally sunk itself by trying to square up to a ship that literally had one arm tired behind its back
There's something awesome about flintlocks and old black power cannons. The mix of natural and man-made is just awesome. They're just so weird in an awesome way.
Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" Credits to my History/English teacher from grade 7...
A pirate captain was told that three ships were coming so he told his men "bring me my red shirt" they won that day. the next day 6 ships came again he called for his red shirt, and again they won. Once again his men told him ten ships were coming. He called for his red shirt and on that day they one. His men asked him one day. "Why do you always whare your red shirt when we fight? " He told them that he did so that his men wouldn't see him bleed. Then his men called an Armada is coming. The captain commanded to his men "bring me my brown pants!"
a pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says "hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants...." the pirate says "Ayy, its drivin me nuts"
Really cool content, never thought of it that way. Now when watching I'll be thinking about all the time and ammo and weapons changing they have to do.
A pirate walks into a bar. Bartender immediately notices he has a peg leg, hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. While pouring a drink he asks he got the peg leg. The pirate say "Arr, it had to be amputated after a musket round hit me leg!". The bartender decides to keep going and asks how he got the hook for a hand. The pirate says "Arr, a tussle with a shark!". The bartender not wanting to leave things unfinished decides to ask how he got the eye patch. The pirate gets a solemn look about his face as he tilts his head down a bit and replies "Arr... it was my first day with the hook and my eye had an itch".
There was one pirate on a ship that was always afraid to touch the edge of a sail. When his messmates asked him why, he responded "Well mate, I'm deathly afraid of leeches"
So a pirate walks into a bar with his ships wheel attached to the front of his pants. Bar tender looks at him and says alright what's the ship wheel? Pirate says "arrgh its driving me nuts!"
if you had a bullet block made for patch and bullet you can reload in a minute,that is if you use a pre measured spigot for black powder but that's why you have a sword.
A young sailor walks into a bar. He sees a pirate across the room with an eye patch, a hook on his arm, and a peg leg. He walks over and asks how did he lose his hand. Well kid, I lost it in a sword fight with the French navy. Wow says the sailor. What about your leg? What happened? ARRR. That was when my leg was blown off by a cannon shot while fighting the Spanish. Wow says the sailor again. Let me guess you lost your eye in battle too. Aye no, a seagull pooped in me eye. What? You see kid It was my first day with the hook.
So a pirate walks into the doctors office with a steering wheel stuck to his crotch. The doctor asks how it happened, the pirate replied with “ARRGG I DONT KNOW BUT ITS DRIVING ME NUTS”
Hey James, are you from New Orleans? The mural you stand in front of sometimes looks like the outside of a firearms range I went to a while back when I was staying with friends who lived in N.O.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s helm sticking out of the top of his pants. The bartender says, “what is up with the helm sticking out of your pants?” The pirate says, “it’s driving me nuts”.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking up out of his pantaloons The bartender asks "what's with the wheel?" The pirate replies "YARR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"
The poop deck was any raised area of deck aft of the quarterdeck. It wasn't a bathroom. The bathroom on a ship was called the head and was at the bow of the ship
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says “hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!” Pirate says “I know,. It’s driving me nuts!”
Q: Why did the pirates raid TFB TV?
A: Because they heard about James' booty.
Damn you scallywag that was going to be MY IDEA!!!
That pirate pun is excellent.
@Christopher Marlowe That's what she said
Also it was probably all just a misunderstanding
Grrrrr you took the precious pin of validation. Papa James no love me :-((
-"My dad says James is a butt pirate"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bar tender asks "why the hell do you have a steering wheel sticking out of you pants? Isn't that uncomfortable?". The pirate says "ey, it's drivin me nuts!"
James pin this
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We got an uncharted fan over here.
Come on, now. It's obviously "ARRR", not "ey".
Robot Chicken did a bit with that.
Q: What’s a pirates worst dating experience.
A: A lass with a sunken chest and no booty.
I little itty bitty so that sounds amazing lmfao
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
It was rated arrrr
so a pirate walks into a bar and a young man asks “sir do you mind tellin me how you got that hook for a hand?” the pirate says “aye, me ship was sinkin and i lost it in a fight with a shark” “wow! what about your leg?” “aye, we were raidin a vessel when a cannon took it off” “wow, that’s amazing! what about your eye?” “well, it was me first day with the hook and a seagul shit in me eye.”
Pirates:*rape, murder, steal and kidnap*
Disney:”the kids will love this!”
A slice of pie cost $2 in Jamaica
A slice of pie cost $1.75 in the Bahamas
Those are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.
Oof, you peeled that joke off the keel, lol!
Awesome lol
Me: you have got to be the worst gun I've ever heard of
Hi Point: Ahh but you have heard of me!
I can still name about 15-20 worse guns than a hi point
@@r.b.rozier9692 ZIP 22
Am I the only one who saw the opportunity to call that blunderbuss a MOSSberg 👀
The craftmanship to make guns like that pistol with fake patina... That is crazy, no wonder this guy has a shop like that......., incredible work....
Imagining an overnight crew to take care of the black powders sounds pretty cool to be honest. This video is going to make me appreciate the movies more.
"Hey whats a pirates favorite letter?"
"R"?
"NO its the C we love"!
Q: How do you make a pirate angry?
A: Take away the P
PSA: The intro music volume is not hearing-safe; ensure ear-pro is correctly fitted and worn at all times.
He's a lawyer, Need to file a class action suit.
HA! true. Seems many of these youtube channels are either pegged past Zero or have no idea on sound levels. And why so many Jame's videos? Where is the rest of the gang? Kitbadger? Hop? (ok, he's had a few lately). ...
Enjoyed watching James plug Larry.
Lol 😂, I see what you did there. 🤣
How much do pirates pay for corn?
About a buccaneer.
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
What member of the TFB TV team is a one-legged pirate?
Hop.
Underrated comment imo. Maybe he'll do a pistol review in pirate garb soon...we can hope
Larry is a legend! ISS is off the dang charts man, what a job!
I would've watched pirates with my kids, but it was rated "Rrrrr"
I remember watching Terry Schappert asking Larry to do a lot of testing in Hollywood weapons. Cool to see Larry again
This should be an awesome series! More like this please?!
Fun fact the last noted act of privateering happened in March of this year when a cruise liner owned by Hapag-Lloyd rammed and sank a Venezuelan coast guard vessel in international waters. Technically the Venezuelan vessel was trying to push them and forcibly persuade them to inter into a Venezuelan port by firing warning shots from an AK across the bow of a stopped ship. before ramming it on the bow that was designed for ice breaking. The cruise liner only suffered mild chipping of the paint
To add the cherry on top. The cruise ship was sitting still with one engine idling and the other under maintenance. So a battleship literally sunk itself by trying to square up to a ship that literally had one arm tired behind its back
I remember that Sgt Harper used a volley gun in Sharpe. That’s the first place I saw one.
Q: Why dont pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they'll just wash up on shore later.
There's something awesome about flintlocks and old black power cannons. The mix of natural and man-made is just awesome. They're just so weird in an awesome way.
He seems so proud of his work, as he should.
This video gets a 3.14 out of 10.
Not bad, just a Pi-rate.
🤢
Big oof
F
James: not a pirates guy
Also James: wears butt pirate shorts all the time😘
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
The C
I thought it would be "ARRRRR".
Man I had money on “R”
@@natejennings5884 that's part of the joke. It's a pun with a twist.
It be the X
Orrrr it could be “p” because without it he would be irate.
How does a lady pirate hold her liquor?
By his bucken ears.
Underrated comment right here.
Ryan Peck well, Licker*
Love the interviews with Larry
Captain Hidegrinder says to Billy, "Yar me boy, have ye ever had a parrot on your shoulder?"
Billy replies, "No, but I've had a cockatoo in my mouth."
Love this series Jim, keep them coming 👍
I want to see James fire that multi- barrel gun!
Bring this back
Pirate: "There be sharks in these waters!"
Other Pirate: "Are"
When James was born, the doctor turned to his father and said, “Congratulations!, it’s a man”.
Never heard that 😂
Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About
halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving
in the breeze!
"Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate.
"First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea
chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so.
Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to
fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled
without casualties.
A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two
pirate sloops!
"Captain, captain, what should we do?"
"First mate, bring me my red shirt!"
The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and
managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many
casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The
first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt.
"It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not
show, and the crew continues to fight without fear."
A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when
suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were
approaching!
"Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?"
The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker.
Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my
brown pants!"
Credits to my History/English teacher from grade 7...
A pirate captain was told that three ships were coming so he told his men "bring me my red shirt" they won that day. the next day 6 ships came again he called for his red shirt, and again they won. Once again his men told him ten ships were coming. He called for his red shirt and on that day they one. His men asked him one day. "Why do you always whare your red shirt when we fight? " He told them that he did so that his men wouldn't see him bleed. Then his men called an Armada is coming. The captain commanded to his men "bring me my brown pants!"
a pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says "hey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants...."
the pirate says "Ayy, its drivin me nuts"
i never knew i needed this video but ive never clicked on anything faster in my life.
Really cool content, never thought of it that way. Now when watching I'll be thinking about all the time and ammo and weapons changing they have to do.
This ended up being way more interesting than I thought it would be
I wanna see James do a run and gun with pirate guns
Walk the plank! No shoot the blank.
How do you know if you're a pirate???
You just ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Loved the music at the end. Classy....
Despite your lack of enthusiasm. This video is much more better!
Doesn't everyone hate how in movies/shows now days they use CGI not blanks😠 can tell by no recoil, and not enough smoke from the muzzle
This was fun.
A pirate walks into a bar. Bartender immediately notices he has a peg leg, hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. While pouring a drink he asks he got the peg leg. The pirate say "Arr, it had to be amputated after a musket round hit me leg!". The bartender decides to keep going and asks how he got the hook for a hand. The pirate says "Arr, a tussle with a shark!". The bartender not wanting to leave things unfinished decides to ask how he got the eye patch. The pirate gets a solemn look about his face as he tilts his head down a bit and replies "Arr... it was my first day with the hook and my eye had an itch".
Uma pessoa que trabalha em um Lugar como esse.. É uma pessoa Feliz!
ARRRRRR YOU READY? Ooooooooo Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Lol I was just looking at a DIY blunderbuss kit this morning...for reasons
I just want to thank you guys for being cool.
Fantastic 👏
There was one pirate on a ship that was always afraid to touch the edge of a sail. When his messmates asked him why, he responded "Well mate, I'm deathly afraid of leeches"
So a pirate walks into a bar with his ships wheel attached to the front of his pants. Bar tender looks at him and says alright what's the ship wheel? Pirate says "arrgh its driving me nuts!"
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
Q: What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A: One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.
if you had a bullet block made for patch and bullet you can reload in a minute,that is if you use a pre measured spigot for black powder but that's why you have a sword.
I sell pie by the slice from my car. $2 for apple, $3 for pumpkin, $3.50 for Pecan. These are the pie rates of the car I be in.
A young sailor walks into a bar. He sees a pirate across the room with an eye patch, a hook on his arm, and a peg leg. He walks over and asks how did he lose his hand. Well kid, I lost it in a sword fight with the French navy. Wow says the sailor. What about your leg? What happened? ARRR. That was when my leg was blown off by a cannon shot while fighting the Spanish. Wow says the sailor again. Let me guess you lost your eye in battle too. Aye no, a seagull pooped in me eye. What? You see kid It was my first day with the hook.
Why is the pirate’s feline the best story teller?
He’s the cat of nine tales!
So a pirate walks into the doctors office with a steering wheel stuck to his crotch. The doctor asks how it happened, the pirate replied with “ARRGG I DONT KNOW BUT ITS DRIVING ME NUTS”
Hey James, are you from New Orleans? The mural you stand in front of sometimes looks like the outside of a firearms range I went to a while back when I was staying with friends who lived in N.O.
Interesting having gun props with braces there on the bottom right.
Distinct lack of short shorts in this episode
TFBtv goes to Hollywood sounds like Frankie goes to Hollywood
"But why' the rum gone?"
I liked the first ones. That’s about it
Pirate captain “I need a new Canon”
Me “How about a Yeet Canon”
Pirate captain “Are they any good”
Me “That’s all I have on my boat”
Q: Why were children not allowed to see the new pirate movie?
A: It was rated ARRHHH!
Plenty of guide rods & springs under my refrigerator but no blunderbuss.
What'd the pirate say when he found the ships wheel in his pants?
Arrr, its drivin me nuts!!
Oh man you need to make video about aging those guns by those peoples. The process the tools the masters that actually work to do that ... PLEASE
I Love These Guns
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Zombie James
10:18
is anyone else finna bust from all those sweet sweet pistol stabilizing braces???
The Nock Volley Gun was the common weapon for the character Patrick Harper in the Sharpe's Rifles series of books and the BBC TV show.
Larry's the man, I have a muzzleloader firearm that's all decked out and I love it, why would I do that? Because 'Merica is why 🇺🇸
James seems very concerned about not looking like a pirate fan for being one wig and a dash of eyeliner away from being a Jack Sparrow impersonator
The Lady doth protest too much
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s helm sticking out of the top of his pants. The bartender says, “what is up with the helm sticking out of your pants?” The pirate says, “it’s driving me nuts”.
I definitely cringed at the title at first, but this video was super interesting.
Why didn’t the ATF stop the pirate? Because, like James, the ATF doesn’t consider these real firearms.
What is a cold pirate's favorite holiday? "ARR-brr day"
I could care less about the movies but I love old smoke poles so here I am
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking up out of his pantaloons
The bartender asks "what's with the wheel?"
The pirate replies "YARR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"
The poop deck was any raised area of deck aft of the quarterdeck. It wasn't a bathroom. The bathroom on a ship was called the head and was at the bow of the ship
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says “hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!” Pirate says “I know,. It’s driving me nuts!”
Love the into music
I'll insta click any video with James in it, and whoever made that thumbnail needs a raise
What's the most dangerous waters for a pirate to swim in?
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The Hepatitis C
Love the old guns
Ahoy! Ya wanna mate!? Seriously ya shiver me timber!
I wouldn't call myself a fan but I did like the first five movies
Praise to the spaghetti monster and embrace your inner pirate.
r'Amen!
What's a pirate's favorite movie? Booty and the Beast!
Going to get these guns
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Interesting information. 👍🏻
I love flintlock gun's