It would have been better for you had you ultimately ate nothing and just fasted for the 2 weeks. Eating so few calories is just enough to keep you out of the Ketosis Phase
That’s bullshit inkling. He’s trying to figure out a way to describe his poo while he is on this diet. Why would he wait until he was finished to do describe his poo. He cheated. Void experiment.
@@henryly6186 oh yeah? u dont think that was in post editing? seems more like a slip up in the editing and he forgot to put up that it was after the experiment was over, i dont know but my gut tells me this is a genuine guy
@@henryly6186 it was a third of one chocolate bar on day 1 or 2. If that messes up the entire experiment, then there's other problems than just chocolate
JohnTheBOOK Reviewer hmmm both. I know what you're getting at but celebrating not having to ingest potato by ingesting potato is ironic, much like an arsonist fireman is.
In Russia. We have no need to fry or mash or make what You call home fries. We eat potato right from ground. Is cold but tasty. This is why We will win World War 3.
Lid ya it's was a popular novel/ movie. Essentially the premise of the film was about an astronaut who had lived on Mars with nothing but potatoes. He had grown them on Mars. Also botany is the study of agriculture or so I believe.
@@laylam9948 dude have you been living under a rock? this died YEARS ago. Not even normies say that meme anymore, so its only something really little kids would say or some old dude would say.
There's a guy, from Australia I believe, who did a "potato diet thing" for a whole year. It wasn't like this though. He actually made dishes with the potatoes, they always had to be the MAIN thing. He ended up losing a ton of weight and got overall healthier. Probably not important but yeah, there you go.
That is not how it works. Carbs, proteins, fats, and alcohols all have calories. Calories are a measurement of energy, and excess energy is stored as fat no matter the source.
You can grate them and steam them, and eat them as soon as they're cooked. You can add some salt or sauce for variety. And because you're eating more fibre, you HAVE to drink a lot more water or the fibre constipates you.
over 5 million Irish died from the famine. British soldiers confiscated corn and other foods (note Ireland is very fertile and produces a lot of grain and especially meat and dairy) Evicted people into the rain in Ireland , took food and got the population down from 9 to 3 million. Its more people than the Holocaust .
+Commander Gaztons Name me a people that has not gone to war? Name me one that hasn't killed another? No people are angels , but systematic genocide like the British did on the Irish and the Boers is a step too far.
its true if you have a steady diet and eat mostly around the same foods and everything and same times of day eating your body builds a self schedule, its weird how it works but just how the body works haha.
Ciaran Redmond He’s probably talking about the fact that the Irish main diet consisted of potatoes until mass production and sharp decrease of poverty in Ireland.
Well the only reason the diet was so dependent on potatoes to begin with was because the English lords and landowners took most of the other crops grown. It's not like the Irish just randomly loved potatoes. Once we were an independent country (or really once we gained the right to own land) we could possess the crops we were already growing and the threat of another famine due to disease diminished pretty dynamically. The Irish were always growing other crops, they just didn't have ownership of them.
I don’t understand why you didn’t season any of the potatoes to give them more flavor. A lot of foods don’t taste the best without some sort of seasoning my guy
honestly besides the obesity you would get from that its probably a plausible diet. you would get all your nutrients with the beans, meat, vegetables and carbs (Lots of carbs) and heck if you stick on the vegetarian menu you might lose weight... id give it a shot when i had more money, but $3.00 packs of chicken cutlets from costco get me through a week, so thats holding me back hard.
@@dianadashkov5824 actually in Ukraine everybody knows that the land of potato is Belarus. bcs Lukashenko president of Belarus even grow potato u can find video on youtube
00pingvin00 potatoes come from peru so we’re know for to be the potato country we actually gave potatoes to the europeans and they distributed them throughout the world
I did a similair thing once. I only ate trout for almost 4 weeks. Mostly smoked and grilled, but occasionally raw or baked. Why? 'Cause I told someone that I fucking love trout and could eat it everyday. He said, nah mate, you'll get sick and tired of it. I didn't. Well... I did start taking some supplements cause it's of course not a healthy diet, but aside from that I ate every single trout with delight and taste. I did fidget around with my food a lot though; eating it really slowly, pluck the fish apart with my fingers and sort the pieces on size and then eat them, see how long I could keep bites in my mouth without chewing. It was a great experience and I still fucking love trout.
Well..last year my classmate..Only ate Cup Noodles for 2-3 Weeks..and he still alive..and wow that's a lot of trout! But I personally prefer tuna..gotta get them Omega 3s and Protein..
I've done both out of necessity... Was working but new job was barely paying my mortgage so I would stop at the lake (lived just a couple blocks from the lake) in the A.M and fish up some trout (mostly trout, occasional bass and catfish) and the old men that were also there fishing would clean it and cook it just to have a portion, then I would stop on the way home after work and fish up some more trout and again the old men that had been sitting there all day fishing would clean it and cook it for just a portion. They mostly did this just for fun and camaraderie. Years later we had to live on something for 3 months as only one in my household was working so we lived on a 10lb bag of potatoes a week for about $3.00/week. Figured out all kinds of ways to cook the potatoes with the spices that most have in their cupboards. Lost a lot of weight but... played hell with my glucose levels and being a diabetic would never do it again.
I've lost 20 pounds in 3 days of starvation and barely consuming water while constantly running/training in wrestling. After that near death experience, absolutely nothing impresses me.
This video is literally about a guy eating potatoes for two weeks and it was probably one of the best videos I've ever seen thank you recommended page 👌🏽😌
I ended up making it 23 days on the fast. I lost 17 lbs. 167 to 150, which is where I've been mostly for the past 5 years. I didn't eat anything solid, yet I pooped every day like normal...that was weird.
GlacerCherry so his point was to eat a bland potatoe without anything ? No human being can eat 1 ingredient for long and be fine, its how we are programmed, we are programmed to eat something different everytime and get variety.
The whole point of this is to eat the potato without any salt or pepper or oil or butter and not only do you lose the weight but it resets your taste buds. It will break you of your cravings. The whole point of this diet is that we eat so much because we are storing up for a winter that will never come. Read the book Presto by Penn Juilette and it will explain it all better .
Tom Jr Jackson I agree to an extent, but this is just borderline unhealthy and shouldn't be advocated for. There are better and much healthier ways to break cravings / enhance your taste buds.
Navraj Gill yeah, when i was a kid, spuds for dinner, a hunk of bannock for breakfast and lunch..yeah white flour, white potatoes.,and not even that now and then
Just add some salt during boiling the potato. It wont taste that bad. Or u can add some salt and papper/chili flakes with the boiled potato. The effect wud be little less. But at least u wont suffer.
hey Matt, I’m HoH (hard of hearing) and thank you SO, SO MUCH for putting a transcript and captions on the video!!! (this is my first one of yours, so I’m not sure if you do this on all of them.) most TH-camrs don’t have the time to make videos more accessible for Deaf and HoH people like me, so I’m glad you took the time out of your day to do this. thank you once again. i’m subscribing now haha
i love this video so much honestly. it’s so well made, and it’s almost like a short film, like a satire. the way you narrate it makes me feel like i’m watching a movie and it’s surprisingly one of the most interesting movies i’ve seen.
quintonis1 I just pasted the subtitles that I wrote. Got to write subtitles so that viewer's friends and family don't hear them watching a stupid video about a guy who eats potatoes for two weeks. Hope you enjoyed :)
On the potato diet you have more options than just boiled and baked. You can have mash, chips (without oil), potato waffles. You can also use condiments such as salsa, maple syrup, herbs and spices and even gravy... in other words, the experience could have been considerably better.
+michdawggg I'm glad it helped :) I'm working on the transcriptions for my newest video tonight and am slowly going through my past videos when I have the time
I agree. I have to listen to videos at very low volume so it helps when someone actually takes the time to transcribe their videos because the auto generated subtitles suckkkk. That alone made me give him a like.
Well this blew up...
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In the end it was potato in, potato out eh?
It would have been better for you had you ultimately ate nothing and just fasted for the 2 weeks. Eating so few calories is just enough to keep you out of the Ketosis Phase
Any activity would have lead to protein breakdown. He might as well just eat beef and veggies if he was gonna skip carbos.
Matt Nōmmé paleo next
Matt Nōmmé why did your girlfriend get so angry, what a bitch
I've done this unironically in college
Spartacus Mills cause college students can’t afford good food
Spartacus Mills - he said *un ironically* you stupid fuck.
Moon Horizon - why are you even talking to me? You're an inferior being just by your taste in pictures.
no you fucking didn't
"Inferior being" lol, spoken like a true mouthbreather.
I can totally relate dude, I drank only milk for a few years and when I got like 3 years old I started diversifying.
Ive drank more milk than water for 36years
Where yall at?
Watch your step there bud
anikoloz Tavish same but for 16 :(
anikoloz Tavish 😂
u fucking profile pic
I don’t know why this was recommended but it’s amazing
I was laughing so hard,but felt a little sorry for the guy at the same time xDDDDDD
Pretty sure this was in my recommended because google is racially profiling me.
Daniel C you are the potato race?
MichelleandFamily Yea, never heard of the Irish?
Daniel C lol 😂 my first thought was that you were from Idaho I guess that’s very American of me..
I've never seen a man look so sad eating a single potato.
Why has this been in my recommended page for two weeks
Clorox Bleach srsly
Bruddha?
same, I only watched it to get it out of my recommended. and because Im reading the martian again and I was curious
Clorox Bleach potato lobby
youtube plays favorites
This man was preparing to go to mars with Matt Damon
wow cant believe someone thought the same thing
Nowel I literally clicked on this video just to look for this comment.
I was just thinking about when Matt Damon ran out of ketchup for his potatoes
this needs more upvotes haha too funny
420 likes
"only potatoes"
*eats chocolate*
that was post-diet.
That’s bullshit inkling.
He’s trying to figure out a way to describe his poo while he is on this diet. Why would he wait until he was finished to do describe his poo. He cheated. Void experiment.
I'm a man that loves poo
@@henryly6186 oh yeah? u dont think that was in post editing? seems more like a slip up in the editing and he forgot to put up that it was after the experiment was over, i dont know but my gut tells me this is a genuine guy
@@henryly6186 it was a third of one chocolate bar on day 1 or 2. If that messes up the entire experiment, then there's other problems than just chocolate
“Man becomes irishman for two weeks” is an alternative title.
The Irish has a challenge called ‘try not to eat any potatoes for 6 years’ needless to say it didn’t end up very well
*Potato blight challenge*
@@petesthename1588 or have a British government export food from Ireland and let population die.
Peruvian*
@@ferrarired1422
Look, it's not genocide if the things you're killing aren't people, Guvna!
Anybody else see the irony of him celebrating his last potato with a shot of vodka...which is made with POTATOES?! lol
Hate to break it to you but you'd be hard pressed to find vodka made from potatoes. More often it's corn or wheat.
Nonsense. Plenty of Polish and Ukrainian vodkas made with potatoes.
SurplusSoria of course, of course, and my favourite vodka is potato but it's not the most common.
JohnTheBOOK Reviewer hmmm both. I know what you're getting at but celebrating not having to ingest potato by ingesting potato is ironic, much like an arsonist fireman is.
SomeCanadian vodka from corn is the same thing as moonshine, which is the same as an unaged white whiskey
*Gordon Ramsay left the chat due to you not seasoning potatoes…*
Kookie Stole My Heartu this needs more likes
David, I got chu 😂
He didn’t just leave, he rage quit 😁
He was heard screaming about the lamb sauce on his way out.
U can add tuna or beans . Just like in uk
Not Ireland in 1846
Too soon
It's been 172 years
I could say it's been 17 years since 9/11. There is no amount of time that makes it stop being too soon
+Elon Blunt The hell, where did that come from
@Elon Blunt they never hit 'concrete', do you know how buildings are made?
I eat an only potato diet Mon-Fri, been at it for a month. I give myself Sat-Sun to eat normally. Lost 20 pounds so far!
You should get a better wallet.
dude thats awesome. Even booze? Also can u put anything on them?
@@samuela9245 Yup, no booze either. I do put a little tabasco sauce on them but no salt.
Do you drink on the weekends?
s c Usually yes. It’s weird cuz my tolerance went way down so I don’t need to drink as much as I used to on Saturday and Sunday.
Who's sitting in bed looking for videos to watch and see this and said why TF but I'll watch this
True
Yep
MoonlightXXX I like how precise that is not laying but sitting lmao that’s me right now
It showed up in my recommendation list
Me lol
BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN'A STEW.
Grid Hahaha . Coming from a Lord of the Rings fan that's funny .
Bake em, fry em anything will do. Potatoes potatoes, the magical edible Spud, I like em you like em, call em your best bud.
We likes them rawww, and wriggling.
Holy crap its my twin
Grid po-tay-toes!
easy challenge for Soviets
Ege Uzan ayyye Slav squad. It’s true I’ve eaten only kartoshka for weeks.
You could make vodka too haha
*irish
For lukashenko
In Russia. We have no need to fry or mash or make what You call home fries.
We eat potato right from ground. Is cold but tasty. This is why We will win World War 3.
Six years old, and TH-cam recommends me this gem of a video. Thank you!
Prepare them DIFFERENTLY
CKD Kinda hard if he can’t put them in anything or anything in them
he could fry them or make pasta using potato flour
Adam thun He would be using different ingredients then, only thing he could do is boiled/baked
brent helm he could make mashed potatoes or potato pancakes
Adam thun Mashed potato’s have cream
Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew
Nocephalitis Sam Wise
We likes them RAAWW and WRIIIGGLING
Whats tators...precious?
It would not defeat the whole experiment, unless it's about eating boringly straight-cooked potatoes.
What is.... TATERS?... precious?
"Only eating potatoes"
Eats a candy bar on day 2 lol
blah haha
What if the candy bar is potato flavored?
im pretty sure it was made after the fact, rofl
Exactly
Pretty sure he only ate it when he was editing the video, aka after the whole thing.
"I ate only potatoes for two weeks"....(big bite of chocolate at 2:38)
GrimmReeferX lmao.
Cmon that doesnt count
Chocolate isn’t a food....it’s an idea
😂
yeah i was like 😐
You are ready for the first manned mission to MARS
HITMAN JJs the world will come to fear his botany skills
The Martian reference. Haa, love it.
Martian?
Lid ya it's was a popular novel/ movie. Essentially the premise of the film was about an astronaut who had lived on Mars with nothing but potatoes. He had grown them on Mars.
Also botany is the study of agriculture or so I believe.
Patrick Dhatt not study of agriculture
But study of plants
a potato flew around my room.
A dead meme flew around in heaven.
deader than death itself
@@EnergyOfQi Stop saying this meme is dead, this meme is NOT dead.
@@laylam9948 dude have you been living under a rock? this died YEARS ago. Not even normies say that meme anymore, so its only something really little kids would say or some old dude would say.
fuck off
There's a guy, from Australia I believe, who did a "potato diet thing" for a whole year. It wasn't like this though. He actually made dishes with the potatoes, they always had to be the MAIN thing. He ended up losing a ton of weight and got overall healthier. Probably not important but yeah, there you go.
Gabie Moret Losing weight is just calories in less than calories out
Eddie not really, carbs turn to sugars and sugars turn to calories
That is not how it works. Carbs, proteins, fats, and alcohols all have calories. Calories are a measurement of energy, and excess energy is stored as fat no matter the source.
yea you have no idea how nutrition works
Nutrition has an influence on how the calories are processed, some calories are much more filling than others thus leading to eating less calories.
Man loses all the possible weight on his body and ends up as a starchy liquid.
Night before my exam, should be studying but instead im watching a dude eat potatoes for 2 weeks straight and talk about how its effecting his poop...
Craig Laycox true true - i was studying for biology class so i guess this is technically on topic
how its *affecting, or what kind of *effect it has on his poop
Same
it’s 3am tuesday night watching this i love myself
lauren NO JOKE SAMME LOL
4am here....😶
This is our legacy 😅
lauren it's not 3am Tuesday night it's 3am Tuesday morning
1:54 am
"My life is potato"
i heff potato blod in my veins
You can grate them and steam them, and eat them as soon as they're cooked. You can add some salt or sauce for variety. And because you're eating more fibre, you HAVE to drink a lot more water or the fibre constipates you.
Why the hell don't you prepare them different, you complete monster
fried or pan potato's have oils in them.
He could of had Potato Wedges, Mashed Potatoes, fried potatoes, French fries, chips.
Leah Savanna he couldn't. They have oil. So he wouldn't be eating only potato
Jeroen Kuppens you can prepare mashed potatoes without oil? and you could use a nonstick baking mat or nonstick pans to roast or panfry them?
he could have at least salted them right?
Why didn’t he season them...
what do you think "only" means
No season. Only potato.
@@rex198 only potatoe would mean, dehidrated potatoe powder, so he wasnt being that strict, he could've seasoned them
He's British
@@alejandrorobles6865 or just potato?
Fad diet? Since when was Ireland a fad diet?
Since when does Ireland only eat only potatoes?
over 5 million Irish died from the famine. British soldiers confiscated corn and other foods (note Ireland is very fertile and produces a lot of grain and especially meat and dairy)
Evicted people into the rain in Ireland , took food and got the population down from 9 to 3 million.
Its more people than the Holocaust .
Lilia Lopez potatoes have a lot of carbohydrates which too much can be bad for you.
You vikings weren't exactly angels either...
+Commander Gaztons Name me a people that has not gone to war?
Name me one that hasn't killed another?
No people are angels , but systematic genocide like the British did on the Irish and the Boers is a step too far.
You were an early creator for this type of content. Good for you!
dude lowkey looks like scarlett johansson
This is going on my gravestone
crue underwood woooow
nah, he's not that ugly
crue underwood scarlett johmansson
Ruchi Arora bro did you just say Scarlett Johannessen is ugly? Dude, I never use a 10 but Scarlett is an entire 11. She’s stunning.
“I usually poop every morning around 11 o’clock” lmfao this got me laughing, thank you
Samantha Kelley 😂😂
Um yo dawg, 11 o'clock is early afternoon
AHungryGuy um. No it’s not.
Jalapeno Popper trolled
its true if you have a steady diet and eat mostly around the same foods and everything and same times of day eating your body builds a self schedule, its weird how it works but just how the body works haha.
You mean *being latvian for two weeks*
Belarussian*
IamK slav*
Krista Mehanikova yuropoor*
Krista Mehanikova *poor
HUNGARIAN
The vodka would actually count as liquid potatos 😂
That thumbnail screams:
I dont feel so good.
@@Katherine-kr1xe damn you i wanted to comment that
I can hear it ringing in my ears.
*snaps*
LegendJim miserable potato eating person!
This guy wouldn't last a month in Ireland
+JVCKHMR that's why I only go there for weekend breaks :)
You know there's much more choice than potatoes in Ireland
*Irish intensifies*
...he's welsh.
Ciaran Redmond He’s probably talking about the fact that the Irish main diet consisted of potatoes until mass production and sharp decrease of poverty in Ireland.
no it was because of the potatoes famine and 99% of potatoes got blight so after the famine we grew other crops incase the potatoes got blight again
Well the only reason the diet was so dependent on potatoes to begin with was because the English lords and landowners took most of the other crops grown. It's not like the Irish just randomly loved potatoes. Once we were an independent country (or really once we gained the right to own land) we could possess the crops we were already growing and the threat of another famine due to disease diminished pretty dynamically. The Irish were always growing other crops, they just didn't have ownership of them.
Ciaran Redmond it wasnt english landlords it was prodestant landlords but close enough
You look so good at the end compared to your first day
He does, I heard potatoes are good for your skin.
its because the weight loss, but he is missing many vitamins and nutrients that is why he is feeling tired
I love how you gave no crap talking about crap. 10/10 would watch more challenges
DanPlan AYE yo i love your channel.
DanPlan and yeah, he is pretty casual about it
NO FUCKING WAY
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE DAN
WELL.. HELLO
FROM ENGLAND
DanPlan hey I watch you
I thought youtube was demonetised
Never go full potato.
RDJ's best advice, ever!!
Never bro
🤣😆😝
75% is the perfect amount
And that is how we have the term "hooligan"
Not sure how I ended up here but now I'm craving a potato
This is basically a “be Irish” challenge
Overreacting here in Czech Vysočina we eat so much potatoes that we are making challenges like "No potatoes for entire day" and lose most of times
Same in Ireland
It's one thing to have a potato dish it's another thing to only eat potatoes
@Barber of Seville yeah potatoes are very popular in east europe
Čusky
bro he didn't even season his potatoes
Don't know how or why this was recommended but I'm not disappointed haha
same!
Because you want to be thin and not to be fat
This is actually the best video TH-cam has ever recommended to me, thanks Matt :)
JedDraws thanks dude :)
I come back to this video at least once a year. I can't explain why. It's comforting I guess.
I don’t understand why you didn’t season any of the potatoes to give them more flavor. A lot of foods don’t taste the best without some sort of seasoning my guy
Michael Roberts the point of the challenge was to not season them
Andrew it was to only eat potatoes
The guy is an idiot
@@Element-tb6lp He Ate Chocolate Though, Didn't He?
@Dont judge ImuglyIknowxDlmao Oh Ok, Thanks.
Poootaaatooooessss, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew...
What's taters?
Haha from mat pat am I rite
hahaha Lord of the Rings. I literally say that every time I talk about potatoes
Stick em in ur butt
OH MY GOD what a throwback
It could be worse. Just don't try eating nothing but Taco Bell for two weeks. You might not be around to tell about it.
That fool will be pooping out 8's
honestly besides the obesity you would get from that its probably a plausible diet. you would get all your nutrients with the beans, meat, vegetables and carbs (Lots of carbs) and heck if you stick on the vegetarian menu you might lose weight... id give it a shot when i had more money, but $3.00 packs of chicken cutlets from costco get me through a week, so thats holding me back hard.
Haha i have done that
Gf's coworker ate taco bell for a week and ended up in the hospital for intestinal issues. Kept eating it.
roachtoasties potatoes are healthy but you can’t be healthy is you miss other nutriments like vitamin C
Welcome back to *why is in my recommended section TH-cam*
Congratulations you are now officially Irish 👏👍
Ukrainian
Terry Murray he’s Welsh 🏴😂
@@dianadashkov5824 why
@@dianadashkov5824 actually in Ukraine everybody knows that the land of potato is Belarus. bcs Lukashenko president of Belarus even grow potato u can find video on youtube
00pingvin00 potatoes come from peru so we’re know for to be the potato country we actually gave potatoes to the europeans and they distributed them throughout the world
Its called pulling an irish
And if you eat nothing its called pulling a 1700s irish
Kill kill murder murder
Oof.
I love a good famine joke
Lauren White so did robert peel
1800's bruh
I did a similair thing once. I only ate trout for almost 4 weeks. Mostly smoked and grilled, but occasionally raw or baked.
Why? 'Cause I told someone that I fucking love trout and could eat it everyday. He said, nah mate, you'll get sick and tired of it.
I didn't. Well... I did start taking some supplements cause it's of course not a healthy diet, but aside from that I ate every single trout with delight and taste. I did fidget around with my food a lot though; eating it really slowly, pluck the fish apart with my fingers and sort the pieces on size and then eat them, see how long I could keep bites in my mouth without chewing.
It was a great experience and I still fucking love trout.
r a w ?
Purple Giraffe the big surprise is fucking trout is fucking RAW
haha damn bro
Well..last year my classmate..Only ate Cup Noodles for 2-3 Weeks..and he still alive..and wow that's a lot of trout! But I personally prefer tuna..gotta get them Omega 3s and Protein..
I've done both out of necessity... Was working but new job was barely paying my mortgage so I would stop at the lake (lived just a couple blocks from the lake) in the A.M and fish up some trout (mostly trout, occasional bass and catfish) and the old men that were also there fishing would clean it and cook it just to have a portion, then I would stop on the way home after work and fish up some more trout and again the old men that had been sitting there all day fishing would clean it and cook it for just a portion. They mostly did this just for fun and camaraderie.
Years later we had to live on something for 3 months as only one in my household was working so we lived on a 10lb bag of potatoes a week for about $3.00/week. Figured out all kinds of ways to cook the potatoes with the spices that most have in their cupboards. Lost a lot of weight but... played hell with my glucose levels and being a diabetic would never do it again.
14 pounds lost in 14 days is phenomenal!!
I've lost 20 pounds in 3 days of starvation and barely consuming water while constantly running/training in wrestling. After that near death experience, absolutely nothing impresses me.
@@MMACinephile sour puss, you're not a god. Talk to me after 21 days no food, just 1.5 litres of water a day while training.
Watching this while eating a potato.
Not a very good idea.
Hmm while being a potato
Rita scribbles z
Same but I’m eating chips and potato cakes 😂
Mr. Potatohead wants to know your location.
Mr. potato head is gonna beat his ass
Personally I would run If I heard that mr.potatohead was gonna beat my ass
Um um im not here!! Come back later!
Lol
I want potatoes
This video is literally about a guy eating potatoes for two weeks and it was probably one of the best videos I've ever seen thank you recommended page 👌🏽😌
get cancer
that's sad u have bad taste
Potatoes are definitely god tier food. French fries, Hash browns, Mash potatoes and baked.
The song in the beginning is from “Ode to Joy” Composed by Beethoven at the very end of his life (completely deaf)
Thank you Beethoven
We all fuck’n know aboot ode to joy
Jazzy Spazzy 😂
@@yubia5216 thank you based god
Edward Holohan Lol, no you fucking didn’t know.
I was expecting this to be a bunch of cool potato recipes that you made over two weeks; instead I just watched you suffer. 10/10
This morning I woke up feeling like a potato
Persephoniqua 9000 at least some one will think about eating u out
*After 2 week potato diet*
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES
Friends!!! Monica!!!
You could say at the end, he was...baked....
Why don't you mix a lot of the potatoes together and add some salt and pepper, and maybe some other seasonings? Potatoes with seasoning is super good!
Because he had to ONLY eat potatoes for that time. Salt, pepper, or any other seasoning would have added more into it, I guess.
Taynimations I suppose to calculate it more effectively. Sodium levels and such would increase.
No seasoning? Because British
I mean no one eats JUST potatoes by themselves so this experiment would have been pretty useless
Dezzy Cat Hm, good point.
I've been fasting for 15 days and all I crave is potatoes.. then I find this random video. Sometimes I think the internet reads my brain.
well the universe yielded the essence of your desire didn't it ;)
Lost any weight ?
Dubwavy I wanna know the same thing
I ended up making it 23 days on the fast. I lost 17 lbs. 167 to 150, which is where I've been mostly for the past 5 years. I didn't eat anything solid, yet I pooped every day like normal...that was weird.
jeff0516161 👏👏👏
Getting major clockwork orange vibes from the music
You did actually receive enlightenment haha, you realised the value of things you take for granted every day!
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If you would prepare it differently everytime, add some salt or spices to it, would be much more enjoyable
Victor Popov I don't think that's the best point. Spice is made with food besides potato. So he couldnt
GlacerCherry so his point was to eat a bland potatoe without anything ? No human being can eat 1 ingredient for long and be fine, its how we are programmed, we are programmed to eat something different everytime and get variety.
The whole point of this is to eat the potato without any salt or pepper or oil or butter and not only do you lose the weight but it resets your taste buds. It will break you of your cravings. The whole point of this diet is that we eat so much because we are storing up for a winter that will never come. Read the book Presto by Penn Juilette and it will explain it all better .
Tom Jr Jackson I agree to an extent, but this is just borderline unhealthy and shouldn't be advocated for. There are better and much healthier ways to break cravings / enhance your taste buds.
Victor Popov that’s The fuck’n challenge
The things you see on TH-cam recommend at 4AM, not going to lie it was pretty interesting/funny. Great video man!
😂😂😂
It actually showed up in my recommended videos at 4:10 in the morning...
I'm watching this right now. Read your comment then checked my clock. 4:00AM!
I ate jail food for 6 months and then 5 months
I like how you got straight to the point talking about how your poops went, because that was my first thought when I read the title.
+3:10 AM the poops were at the heart of the story
My poops are already pretty shitty
He ate one of his poops while explaning kinds of poops! 😂💩
The potato god. The guru. My master.
The title/thumbnail combo made me laugh out loud
Sup fam!
he looks so defeated
Good thing you had some cheese in the end. It would go well with all that whine.
Did your mum help you write this?
how can he make a video this simple so entertaining
Eats potatoes for 2 week. Turns into a communist
Привет, товарищ
ghello
*TURNS IRISH*
Ever been poor? I do this every month.
Navraj Gill yeah, when i was a kid, spuds for dinner, a hunk of bannock for breakfast and lunch..yeah white flour, white potatoes.,and not even that now and then
Damn! You go girl!
Just repeating other comments 😤
O.G. F.K it’s a very relatable thing everone has experience
I've been on the potatoes diet for about two months. I've lost 28 pounds, so far. I've been eating Russets, White Potatoes and Yukon Golds.
"patayoes"
nightflight83
*patay'oes
nightflight83 I read this right when he said it and I lost my shit.
I had to read this out loud to myself and I started laughing so hard.
You don't pronounce all the t's in english, that's why.
Kory Graphic we know. it's just funny
A true Irishmen
Except he's Welsh ;)
@@RazgulTheKind r/woosh
@@RazgulTheKind Welsh people have weird accents I keep trying to figure out if they are English or not.
I want to reach potato enlightenment
Janhavi Kadam move to the former Soviet Union
Just add some salt during boiling the potato. It wont taste that bad. Or u can add some salt and papper/chili flakes with the boiled potato. The effect wud be little less. But at least u wont suffer.
I could listen to this guys voice forever
Be a audiobook reader
mountian dew :)
Read sekret machines as audio book
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Why? He has no accent at all
TommyGAMING he has a Welsh accent, not a heavy one though
i love your accent, and the way you pronounce things, you only enunciate one t in potatoes
I loved the style of this video, it’s like the old school Casey Neistat documentaries. Keep up the docs bro
wow bro ur so edgy.
hey Matt, I’m HoH (hard of hearing) and thank you SO, SO MUCH for putting a transcript and captions on the video!!! (this is my first one of yours, so I’m not sure if you do this on all of them.) most TH-camrs don’t have the time to make videos more accessible for Deaf and HoH people like me, so I’m glad you took the time out of your day to do this. thank you once again. i’m subscribing now haha
Is this a buzzfeed parody video
maybe...
he ate a candy bar so challenge epicly failed
No he showed what a particular numbered shit would look like
Louise Morgan yeah and it shows him popping one of those chocolates in his mouth infront of the computer
Its before the vid or after u may never know but it would be really stupid to upload this vid
He literally ate a piece of candy. He cheated
@@nachopretzel3533 I'm sure he ate it before or after the challenge guys 😂😂
*poh tae oh*
boil em mash em stickem in a stew
boil em mash em stickem in a stew
Brendan Cribbs boil em mash em boil em mash em boil em mash b-b-boil em mash em
What's taters, precious!? What's taters??
Poo Tae oh
Good job getting through all 14 days. Thanks for sharing!
i love this video so much honestly. it’s so well made, and it’s almost like a short film, like a satire. the way you narrate it makes me feel like i’m watching a movie and it’s surprisingly one of the most interesting movies i’ve seen.
"most interesting"...for real?!
Throw some seasoning on them and shit you might actually like them
King Kosmic I think he was actually trying to ONLY eat potatoes not even seasoning lol (jk)
You can not season them on this diet. It is potatoes only. Water, black tea or black coffee.
Gianna Filicia yes
@@veganlifestyleloveanimals1744 The dude had hyponatreima cause of that. That's why he felt like shit towards the end.
@@wewuzkangzansheit3835 wtf you acting like u could diagnose hyponatremia throgh a vid? you definetively not prepared to diagnose anyone lol
The description... Jesus... How many times did you replay your own video?
quintonis1 I just pasted the subtitles that I wrote. Got to write subtitles so that viewer's friends and family don't hear them watching a stupid video about a guy who eats potatoes for two weeks. Hope you enjoyed :)
Lmao I just realized
Live fast, die young, eat potatoes. Well one out of three isn't bad.
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What has Jesus to dou with this. Don't use the name of god in unholy ways!
On the potato diet you have more options than just boiled and baked. You can have mash, chips (without oil), potato waffles. You can also use condiments such as salsa, maple syrup, herbs and spices and even gravy... in other words, the experience could have been considerably better.
Pretty sure the goal of this challenge wasn't for it to be pleasant or beneficial in any sort of way.
Can't have all that stuff on a potato diet. Seasoning, yes but not sauce or gravy.
The Starch Solution is the book this is based on
This is like the Martian but he did this for over a year in the book.
I didn't know dogs smoked weed.
XD
Good for you seems like fun
Well... he had other stuff to eat right? Like ketchup?
Peter can you really count ketchup as entirely different food item
it's very nice that you had a transcription for this video. quality content
+michdawggg I'm glad it helped :) I'm working on the transcriptions for my newest video tonight and am slowly going through my past videos when I have the time
awesome : )
I agree. I have to listen to videos at very low volume so it helps when someone actually takes the time to transcribe their videos because the auto generated subtitles suckkkk. That alone made me give him a like.
*FULL POTATO ENLIGHTENMENT*
Kunta same