JB is an excellent storyteller. I saw him in NY (Jamaica) in about 2001or 2002 at a sports bar on Liberty Ave. He was just dropping by. The joke he told was so funny, my stomach was hurting so bad from laughing so hard. Whatever the punchline was, he kept saying it over and over. I was begging him to stop. I don’t even remember anything about the joke. I was done, afterwards. 😂😂😂
I miss being able to slam the phone down,hanging up after telling someone what a piece of crap they were. Just can't get that satisfaction from pressing a red dot. It felt so good!
Fab StillSmokin +Craig knows. I recommend making a call to someone you're pissed at on a land line on one of those old big phones,cuss em out & slam that bitch down hard. Feels good. Especially if they call back trying to get the last word,just pick it up & slam it down again. Now all I can do is throw that cell but it's not as satisfying & gets expensive
some comedians tell you of their own stories some of them are funny & some of them are sad but this guy tells a fantasized story with funny scenario .. big fan
JB Smoove won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Actor in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series for playing Chief Billy Bills in Mapleworth Murders: Season 1.
He left out the good part, that makes the duel worthwhile. You look to your now-deceased antagonists wife and say, "Milady, methinks you are grieving your loss and in need of consolation. Please accept my full condolences, with every intent to make this right with all manner of consolation and comfort I may offer. I know he was a good man to you, and to see to the interests of her ladyship in this dark hour is my desire and it would an honor to avail myself to all means of comfort you may require."
When you are a famous actor who needs to breath new life into your career, what do you do?. A bit of latex here and there,(new lips can cause lisping) hey Presto, new character, new name.
The handcuff part wasn't "LOL" funny to me. Only because it was "simple" BUUUT executed perfectly. made me quit being a spectator and wanted to know the inner workings of his brain when he crafted the joke. It got medium laughs, but IMO it was "subtle genius". Hence, why I hate being in front of skilled comedians because, in my face, i look like "THAT" guy, but if they are funny, my brain is hyperventilating and vomiting bc of laughter, the face part is thinking and deconstructing the joke and wondering why I'm so dumb that I can't do this.
Watch a Coen Brothers film.... not all life, art and comedy has a punchline, twist or neat ending..... it’s just a bunch of disparate silly episodes.... that’s the point
youre a tweaker you don't undertand. he said he beat your ass he shot you. he said you get on your bike like a bitch and ride your ass home. he said your a punk. you're just too stupid too understand dan
Please forgive my mild criticism of JB, but I don't know him that that well. I fact it's the first time I was thrown into his performance, this performance and, I didn't know that he was an actor telling by one of the comments made earlier. Well, 'Smoove' looks too damn smooth; Dressed in a three-piece suit, Waist coat, shirt, tie and shoes to bling. He looked uncomfortable, and it didn't match his performance. His expression lacked movement. His clothing looked too unconvincing to relate to his show. Everything he wore seemed like it was fitted to make a good impression... But I didn't think so. I could easily forget that he was on the scene because I got bored straight after the first big food plate joke. So, JB needs to find another angle in dress attire, and brush up, 'cause he won't be around on the stage for long there are too many comedians out there.
Yahhh Dammn Right, I don't watch it.... I couldn't get it, couldn't understand it and couldn't see where the black humour was going and what all the fuss was about the episode's dry humour....Don't blame me for his performance...most of the posts paint a similar view
he's one of them guys who can make you laugh with out even telling a joke
I feel like if JB wasnt famous hed still be living the same lifestyle!
JB is my newest comedy obsession. Absolutely genius ❤️
The "too cold to police" joke was fucking fire 😂
So funny. Great performance! Love his writing and showmanship. So good
You still doing standup Darren? I remember your set from Comicview.
JB Smoove won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Actor in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series - Mapleworth Murders for playing Chief Billy Bills.
JB is an excellent storyteller. I saw him in NY (Jamaica) in about 2001or 2002 at a sports bar on Liberty Ave. He was just dropping by. The joke he told was so funny, my stomach was hurting so bad from laughing so hard. Whatever the punchline was, he kept saying it over and over. I was begging him to stop. I don’t even remember anything about the joke. I was done, afterwards. 😂😂😂
JB Smoove won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Actor in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series - Mapleworth Murders for playing Chief Billy Bills.
It's funny that the walk of the long European man seems to be based on their posture in paintings of the time. JB brings imagination to life.
I miss being able to slam the phone down,hanging up after telling someone what a piece of crap they were. Just can't get that satisfaction from pressing a red dot. It felt so good!
Fab StillSmokin +Craig knows. I recommend making a call to someone you're pissed at on a land line on one of those old big phones,cuss em out & slam that bitch down hard. Feels good. Especially if they call back trying to get the last word,just pick it up & slam it down again. Now all I can do is throw that cell but it's not as satisfying & gets expensive
Fab StillSmokin + yeah😃 didn't think of that till you said it. Since I can't slam it down I've been known to throw a phone or 2
sissy j Williams
You're full of shit too ya lying bitch.
i wish i could experience that😞
Should hear his work on GTA V, he is a real one.
Don't you be disrespectin' coconut water. Its the nectar of de gawds
I love his character on GTA V specially when he starts going on about the sausage haha
It's real top notch work. I wish there was a mission involving master Ray de Angelo.
Joseph V What’s His Character?
doctor RAY DEANGELO HARRIS
I feel bad for the people who were waiting for a punchline😂😂😂, that failed to live through the story and have a good laugh! That was fucken funny
Got on his bicycle and rode home... i thought his in his own back yard
Tevi0910 I thought the same thing
What a stupid bit🤦🏾♂️
Its called a joke. They are mostly made up for laughs and don't really need to follow story structure. Google it for more info.
He keep me laughing wen I've had a bad day 🤣 😅 🙃
some comedians tell you of their own stories some of them are funny & some of them are sad but this guy tells a fantasized story with funny scenario .. big fan
JB Smoove has never failed to make me laugh!! LMAO!!
I don't care what anyone said. I found this pretty funny. Comedy is an art form. Some will like and some won't.
“and the first one to count to ten would be the first to live” lmaoo feel like a lot of people didnt catch that
Why’s everyone complaining that was hilarious
That's was brilliant.
JB Smoove on Curb is genius and very funny.
JB Smooth sounds like Daffy Duck... i was waiting for him to say *Thuckering Thuckertash*
Youre thinking of Sylvester the Cat
What a dumbass
The way JB repeats everything sounds like Foghorn Leghorn. 😂
Love this comedian I first saw him on barbershop 2 or 3 very funny
So relatable, this man’s a genius!
No idea how I got on him so late but I’m glad I’m here
I've been a JB Smoove fan since the Def Comedy Jam days ! His comedy ain't for everybody.
You misspelled anybody*
Not for everybody?
He's funny
Don't know who doesn't think so
Hs kills it on Curb
JB puts together great skits. Think about the story he told with the details. Brilliant!
didn't know he did standup, love him as an actor!!
The Gold Life - he’s really funny on curb your enthusiasm
JB Smoove won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Actor in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series for playing Chief Billy Bills in Mapleworth Murders: Season 1.
I love how Leon Black's stage name is JB Smoove!
JB's a funny comic legend.
I love that dude
Seen him at the port! Super nice!! Great guy.
JB!!!!! Funny af
derby hat. I still rock those
I want him to be Carl, if the Simpsons ever become live action
Boy Aditya Hell yea that’ll be awesome
This was funny af.😂
I love JB man
Love how they did this in Season 10 of Curb with the shot in the mouth
Incredible lol JB is hella savvy with writing n conceptualization
Jesus this man is fucking hilarious..am dying!!
JB Smoove won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Actor in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series - Mapleworth Murders for playing Chief Billy Bills.
katt got this man in the algorithm 😂
The man,the myth,the legend
Such a silly silly man :D
Very smooth, er.... I mean, Smoove
Hilarious.
Comedy is an artform. And unfortunately, not everyone will appreciate the art.
Honesty First well this must've been a waste of your valuable time
JB is a.genious he writes for alot of comédians behind the scenes
Its dr Ray Diangelo Harris hahahahah 🤣
This was hilarious
Sounds splendid my good man ::tips my derby::
JB sounds like if George Thorogood does stand up.
One bourbon one scotch one beer.
He left out the good part, that makes the duel worthwhile. You look to your now-deceased antagonists wife and say, "Milady, methinks you are grieving your loss and in need of consolation. Please accept my full condolences, with every intent to make this right with all manner of consolation and comfort I may offer. I know he was a good man to you, and to see to the interests of her ladyship in this dark hour is my desire and it would an honor to avail myself to all means of comfort you may require."
Helluva storyteller
2 funny 😄
Delivery needs work but shitty crowd. JB is underrated...
Yes seen him at Carolines! Hilarious
He’s funny depending on what he’s doing. Stand up is not his strong suit but he sure is funny in voiceover work and some acting roles.
@@glennabraham2345 Exactly. Theo Von’s podcast freestyle conversations are 10x funnier than his stand up
He's more a guy from the hood who cracks jokes than he's a comedian
Love JB smoove!!! But no tie bar with vest mane!!! Still a F N legend!!!
Shot another servant 😁
I died laughing at the very end..
Yall get the fuck in here *hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* *tires screeching*
What an amazing man!
You can’t be serious.
J Jonah Jameson...I’m calling it right now
DUDE on a Map
You're a fucking idiot.
Killed it!
Or the audience
They should bring back Dueling
Absolutely
The most unique comic working
The big aZz wheel in the front 😖
Funny asl
His punchline at the dead man should've been stronger than that.
He started by thanking Norm.
West Coast Talk Radio: Chakra Attack
That was him??
Matt k yup!
Ha! He said the gun had a nozzle.
JB should update this for covid
He bombed badly omg!!
What else is new
He did?
😂😂😂
He nailed it in spider-man
FUNNY AS ON CURB
This was art. And really a masterpiece. You need elegance to understand fully
🤣👍
How would you ride home from your own backyard?
😫😂🤣
You know for some reasons jb smoove sounds like he has a lisp
When you are a famous actor who needs to breath new life into your career, what do you do?. A bit of latex here and there,(new lips can cause lisping) hey Presto, new character, new name.
Listen to the comedy style, only ONE standup tells it like he did. Go with your gut.
U liked it gotta have a strong wrist
Content was ropey but delivery was great.
The handcuff part wasn't "LOL" funny to me.
Only because it was "simple" BUUUT executed perfectly. made me quit being a spectator and wanted to know the inner workings of his brain when he crafted the joke. It got medium laughs, but IMO it was "subtle genius".
Hence, why I hate being in front of skilled comedians because, in my face, i look like "THAT" guy, but if they are funny, my brain is hyperventilating and vomiting bc of laughter, the face part is thinking and deconstructing the joke and wondering why I'm so dumb that I can't do this.
He stole the police joke
i think we are use to hid delivery as an actor on screen ...so stand up is a little different to us.
You NEVER wear waistcoat/vest with belt, only suspenders.
jesus JB is talking fast
I love JB on TV's 'Til Death, but he's almost dying here. Maybe he needs a better writer.... if he even has one.
How/why/where did JB get that weird shitty routine????
I've seen a lot better from JB. Maybe he's spreading himself too thin
Too much curb ur enthusiasm
He's My Very Favorite Genetically Altered Phacochoerus africanus and Also My Favorite Movie Teacher character
Bicycle and
When does the funny start
Was I the only one waiting for the punchline?
Watch a Coen Brothers film.... not all life, art and comedy has a punchline, twist or neat ending..... it’s just a bunch of disparate silly episodes.... that’s the point
Okay so stand up is not his strong suit. Some people are just better with a script.
Boo
That was surprisingly so bad..... 😐
Ala A, You lie.
One of the best bits I've ever seen
youre a tweaker you don't undertand. he said he beat your ass he shot you. he said you get on your bike like a bitch and ride your ass home. he said your a punk. you're just too stupid too understand dan
I Like JB but none of that was funny
crappy crowd. good performance of a joke. Black audiences are better
This crowd was awful. My man was funny as S--t
Bye bye Hancock....
Please forgive my mild criticism of JB, but I don't know him that that well. I fact it's the first time I was thrown into his performance, this performance and, I didn't know that he was an actor telling by one of the comments made earlier. Well, 'Smoove' looks too damn smooth; Dressed in a three-piece suit, Waist coat, shirt, tie and shoes to bling. He looked uncomfortable, and it didn't match his performance. His expression lacked movement. His clothing looked too unconvincing to relate to his show. Everything he wore seemed like it was fitted to make a good impression... But I didn't think so. I could easily forget that he was on the scene because I got bored straight after the first big food plate joke. So, JB needs to find another angle in dress attire, and brush up, 'cause he won't be around on the stage for long there are too many comedians out there.
Leo Saan Henry obviously you never watched Curb Your Enthusiasm 😐😐😐
Yahhh Dammn Right, I don't watch it.... I couldn't get it, couldn't understand it and couldn't see where the black humour was going and what all the fuss was about the episode's dry humour....Don't blame me for his performance...most of the posts paint a similar view