*THIEVES, WE KNOW YOUR SCAMS LGBSTD CUNTS, AI BOTS IN MP, AI CONTROLLED PROGRESS, SCAMMERS; THIEVES* after A8 NEVER AGAIN ANYTHING FROM CONLOFT. REGULATE THIS LOOT BOX FREEMIUM SCAM THIEVES .
@@zemanel5975 you know that career/events are bots.....THEY SAID THEY ARE BOTS BUT MULTIPLAYER IS.........MULTIPLAYER!!!!! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!!!!!!!
*THIEVES, WE KNOW YOUR SCAMS LGBSTD CUNTS, AI BOTS IN MP, AI CONTROLLED PROGRESS, SCAMMERS; THIEVES* after A8 NEVER AGAIN ANYTHING FROM CONLOFT. REGULATE THIS LOOT BOX FREEMIUM SCAM THIEVES .
@baron D I am talking about the aggressive monetization , the broken GP , cheaters, low droprates, worthless season pass .... You want more ? Cause I can keep going for pages...
*THIEVES, WE KNOW YOUR SCAMS LGBSTD CUNTS, AI BOTS IN MP, AI CONTROLLED PROGRESS, SCAMMERS; THIEVES* after A8 NEVER AGAIN ANYTHING FROM CONLOFT. REGULATE THIS LOOT BOX FREEMIUM SCAM THIEVES .
*THIEVES, WE KNOW YOUR SCAMS LGBSTD CUNTS, AI BOTS IN MP, AI CONTROLLED PROGRESS, SCAMMERS; THIEVES* after A8 NEVER AGAIN ANYTHING FROM CONLOFT. REGULATE THIS LOOT BOX FREEMIUM SCAM THIEVES .
The moment he was trying to fly over the interface with complicated gestures, I got sure that it's an April Fool Day Prank. Nice job Gameloft! 😁 I was partly trapped.
Asphalt 8 is more hardcore pay to win You dumbass are you forget about fusion coins,expensive tuning kit,and drako festival when you can get card only if you buy premium with real money?! So don't be bullshit you stupid nigga
2021: it will be driving with Nokia 3310 1-throw your phone to the direction that you need to turn into 2-for a spin step into the phone with all of your weight 3-use hammer to use nitro
*THIEVES, WE KNOW YOUR SCAMS LGBSTD CUNTS, AI BOTS IN MP, AI CONTROLLED PROGRESS, SCAMMERS; THIEVES* after A8 NEVER AGAIN ANYTHING FROM CONLOFT. REGULATE THIS LOOT BOX FREEMIUM SCAM THIEVES .
As hilarious as it is; it might actually be a good idea for those of us who lack full motor capability. Maybe this can be considered as an accessibility mode in the future for many games.
You guys should add the Jesko Absolut, with better before performance than the Jesko, and nerf the Jesko. And the Jesko Absolute should have that much of a Pay2win event.
Coming to A9 next year. Dream Driving. What if you wanted to play multiplayer overnight, but you need that 8hrs of sleep so you wont miss that bus tommorrow. Introducing DREAMDRIVE. With this you can play as many races as you like and control with your dreams. If you dream of a red fox, you win a race. if you dream of a blue rabbit, R.I.P your Jesko.
Hi Legends 😃! Did you enjoy our little joke? What kind of rewards did you manage to get from the in-game event?
Asphalt yes
#Nyeaahh
You're the most stupid gaming company... Let your stupid jokes for yourselves
the credits.
Brain Power, shut up. I know that it’s pay2win but their joke forApril fools was pretty funny.
Pretty sure it is a April fool's
Chinmeng Yang 100 percent for sure
You just destroyed my dreams...
April fool
Lol it’s sure
Yep
Everyone: in lockdown.
Gameloft: let’s train their eyes!!
Komandur Srinath r/woooooosh
This is an April fools video
darkknight the Tenno forgot to check the date.. 😂
*THIEVES, WE KNOW YOUR SCAMS LGBSTD CUNTS, AI BOTS IN MP, AI CONTROLLED PROGRESS, SCAMMERS; THIEVES* after A8 NEVER AGAIN ANYTHING FROM CONLOFT. REGULATE THIS LOOT BOX FREEMIUM SCAM THIEVES .
@@zemanel5975 you know that career/events are bots.....THEY SAID THEY ARE BOTS
BUT MULTIPLAYER IS.........MULTIPLAYER!!!!!
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!!!!!!!
Me: Use SightDrive
My Father: *Hey son, u alright?*
😂
Jajaja X2 bro este Men se fuma de la buena
Baginda yorn maen asphalt juga ya
@@rafifaryasatya4463 Woo iya dung wkwkwkwk
😂🤣
2019: Flying cars are the future of asphalt 9
2020: Sightdrive is the next future of asphalt 9
2021: MindDrive is the real future of asphalt 9
Me: Wut
PAE_ ADL when more videos
Soon
2019 april fool was the best.
2021: asphalt 9 is officially removed from play store
PAE_ ADL ok
1:36 The most Epic part 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
he will be broke after this
Somehow he instantly have 380k tokens from 1.9k
@@poompopgaming6518 yep, but soon, he would became poor for tha
Huh
Ok... This is pretty funny!!! 😂😂
Omg u here??
didnt expect to see you here...
Oh hey
omg I dont know you
Omg hi bro
this was actually hilarious. good job gameloft
Bruh,you are so honest in your videos I love it.Do you still think asphalt 9 is a pay to win game because I gave up on this game last year
Ah yes *AxISchInESegOD*
It had me until that guy buys 700$ of tokens by holding breath
Greedloft
Bruh
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RpM Kepa 😂
0:43 cows, buffalos, lions, horses, dogs, fishes, insects, pigs, cocks, dragons, demons, witches, aliens, gods and I too.
Me: Doctor my eyes isn't very well...
Doctor: Can you explain what happened?
Me:
th-cam.com/video/TiLFefOr7aM/w-d-xo.html
No offense when he hold breath it looked like he was holding his pee
It's Hari Game freak ...
4u
Gameloft is making April fools jokes...
In the meantime, every update they release is a joke...
The irony...
Shity april fools
And they killed the best bug that let us recolor color locked cars, aka color copy/clone.
@baron D I am talking about the aggressive monetization , the broken GP , cheaters, low droprates, worthless season pass .... You want more ? Cause I can keep going for pages...
@@kostastzimas8650 They also killed A8... Asphalt games have no future, this one I'm sure about
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A9: do you want to do the grand prix?
Me: no *closes eyes forever*
Lol
Lol😂
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Last time wings in cars
This time drive with eyes
What could be next April's Fools idea
Maybe driving without controls
MindDrive! This could be it...
@@AsphaltGames what do i tell my mind to go left and it does that? IoI
Cant wait Gameloft!
Jeje Guebos
@@AsphaltGames hola esta idea es una gran idea 😍
Nischaya Joon I bet body drive
Would've been great to have the same kind of fun event as last year, the most exciting so far!
Aah, okay, it just came out! Noice! 😎🤙
Imagine if this actually happen! 😂 This would make a the game even more funnier and crazier!
2030: The future is here. Brain Drive!!
2090: We present to you the one and only, butt drive!
this isn't a cartoon where ass Jokes are funny dude
It should be the other way around
2030:butt drive
2090:asphalt 100-it will have mind rive don't worry!
true
🤣🤣
Personal Joystick Drive is next. Viagra anyone?
The furure of game control : walletDrive
The moment he was trying to fly over the interface with complicated gestures, I got sure that it's an April Fool Day Prank. Nice job Gameloft! 😁
I was partly trapped.
That's when you realised, really? You believed it up until that point? 🤦
@@FURYBrenton Not completely, partly.
@@sujalkumar1245 Were you born yesterday?
chill out brenton😂😂
The future is here - it's called 'Hardcore Pay To Win'
Exactly 😂
U got the wrong one, pay 2 win is asphalt 8
@@wobbalord give this a watch if you didn't already then you'll see how pay to win it is
th-cam.com/video/ZrAIlPFMbaE/w-d-xo.html
Nope. A8 AND A9 are P2W.
Asphalt 8 is more hardcore pay to win You dumbass are you forget about fusion coins,expensive tuning kit,and drako festival when you can get card only if you buy premium with real money?! So don't be bullshit you stupid nigga
Last year was unique
This year was hillarious
I wonder what will be next year...
Bravo Asphalt Team, you made my day !
2021: it will be driving with Nokia 3310
1-throw your phone to the direction that you need to turn into
2-for a spin step into the phone with all of your weight
3-use hammer to use nitro
I bet it is April Fool from Gameloft😂
Don’t get fool everyone 😂
ok
We know
Okay
Got it
Thanks for the spoiler! Not.
Me: *saving shockwave for ramp*
Also me: *blinks because of human instinct*
welp there goes the shockwave and my first place
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even if it's real,it's hilarious.who'd want to play like that.i can't stop laughing!!!!!
Hahahahahh
Wait... Asphalt loved your comment!
I thought they don't read the comments like Nintendo
Asphalt gave that heat????omg!!i'm damn sure now it's april fool joke
@@dr.mohameda.abdelaleem7894 I'm trying to find that setting on laptop version?
People with no arms can finally enjoy a game
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Alternate title: How to buy tokens with Sight.
The future is that they‘re gonna bill you for holding their *_EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE_* potato servers
Close enough
They basically are doing that already with the ads.
@L.GH. Djoetma but they are *_EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE_*
Next time, the assdrive, the future of gameloft's games.
XD
The future is here , so we present you a new free S-class car.....
Got you! Dat was joke homie)
Really and i I'm doing my best to get those cars but 😦😢😂😢😂
@@draganogamer5173 u need the keys to drive them lmao
@@sageof6grabz XD I DID NOT NOTICE
no, that is in asphalt 8
Me : *blinking my eyes and moving my head all over around*
My mom in the doorway :
*playing asphalt with sight drive in school*
Teacher: Jim, are you okey?
Jim: ya I'm fime
Teacher: this kid on crack. 😐
This deserves way more likes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me in public playing with sightdrive
People around there: 👁️👄👁️
That is amazing we don't need to hold our phones anymore because our necks will break anyway.
*Everybody Gangsta until Steven Hawkin neters the chat*
Loved it lmao, thanks for the laugh man, made my day
Have a great day Zenky & thank you!
Ya quiero jugar con esta nueva opción, me gusta que Asphalt valla por delante de sus competidores ❤️
Another april fool video coming 🤣
Yes that is true
The developer garage is looks really cool. It comes with all the blueprints
April Fools everyone 😂🤣
me: *having a seizure*
my mom: "oh he's playing that car game again"
Gameloft: April fools you fools, here, an event that gives to 6 people 300bps for Jesko and to other 6 people 300bps for Rimac.
Me: uhhh....ok
This concept is amazing by itself but imagine your parents walking into your room and seeing you playing like this,they'd think u have a ceazure
Mini Transaction Hell 🤨
Okay asphalt. You got me.
fix ur physics then talk about future
im about to dlt my a9 account
Asphalt team: oh no, that guy will delete his account, we really need to fix the physics!
@@stanexasphalt lmao 🤣🤣🤣 they'll never fix physics vro 🤣
Brutal event
Gameloft is passing this as an april's fools joke but I'm sure they're working on it for real to then joke on us.
«Синдром Туретта вошёл в чат»
As hilarious as it is; it might actually be a good idea for those of us who lack full motor capability. Maybe this can be considered as an accessibility mode in the future for many games.
We all know it’s April fools haha
1:14 *lol* 😂😂
i like asphalt 9 legend i play that is so amazing i had skill drift 360 and barrells roll
I have a question,,, how will we select the X on the above left side by eyes 👀 😐
bro, how is the solution for asphalt 9 games, obb data deleted.
yes really the solution boss
yes really the solution boss
This should be very interesting, especially for those playing on laptops, or those who already have controllers. 👍
Them: we have a vision
Me: oh but that's not good for our vision
Jesus I love those graphics❤️
The only company that care about our mobile players , it doesn't matter if it's a joke , it's funny after all
Oh God I forgot it was April 1st for a second there
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie!!!
And yes,RpM_Alex is the winner of Asphalt 9 esports?
1:46 the part where i cant handle my laugh!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣Well done👍👍😂
Fabulous sight driver actor😅
" To cancel a purchase simply do:... "😄🤣
Got my laugh for the day.
just imagine doing this on the bus
Cool acting Fabien im impressed of your acting
you are doing the impossible, and it is worthy of respect
Out of jokes, this could be a revolutionary idea 😌
Well done guys!! We all need a laugh.
Wow I can’t wait that’s amazing👍🏾
Me: Blinks by mistake.
The game: 9,000 Tokens purchased.
th-cam.com/video/TiLFefOr7aM/w-d-xo.html
Comunity:
QUIT P2W IN ASPHALT
Gameloft :
wow it will be awesome. superb job
- Got recommended randomly
- Visible confusion
- Triple check whether it's the official asphalt channel
- Finally checks the date... Oh, right 😉
1:46 XD you making us to bay
That purchase part was something else...
I'm happy with touchdrive.
Hell yeah Gameloft Shell rise again ❤️
While this quite funny, the Asphalt 9 event itself plays chaotic like it might be indeed controlled by sight 😅
Not gonna lie, you do these april fools really good. You make it like an actual announcement from the start
1:24 Me lifting trophy, brought me vodafone vibes now 😭🥺
Bruh they just made the first real "that one impossible combo"
my deadass thought this was true till i saw the upload date
Happy April 1st!!!
Gameloft really like to mess with their players
I’m not gonna lie, nearly fell for it😂
Touchdrive: Look at the wall, I'd better turn into it.
SigheDrive: *available*
Well finally I can make legal flying car
Late but dude it would be a dream come true if I got in the top 9020th spot or 2020th spot on sightdrive
I think the prank should’ve been “We are finally removing Fusion Coins.”
Man just imagine those people watching dis guy driving with slightdrive
GL: we dont make p2w games!!
1:39
what if i can only blink with one eye? damn, im never gonna drift left.
You guys should add the Jesko Absolut, with better before performance than the Jesko, and nerf the Jesko. And the Jesko Absolute should have that much of a Pay2win event.
How elegantly touchdrive was smashed to the dirt! Happy April's fool celebration!
Still waiting for thoes flying cars...
It going to look like I’m having a mental breakdown when this comes out
Coming to A9 next year. Dream Driving. What if you wanted to play multiplayer overnight, but you need that 8hrs of sleep so you wont miss that bus tommorrow. Introducing DREAMDRIVE. With this you can play as many races as you like and control with your dreams. If you dream of a red fox, you win a race. if you dream of a blue rabbit, R.I.P your Jesko.
2021: Asphalt 9: TeleDrive!
is it another event like u cant fly but u can try *_*